Scissor Seven (2018) s01e02 Episode Script
Stab Your Dog Eyes Blind
1
MISSION 2
STAB YOUR DOG EYES BLIND
Tomorrow, we'll be at war
with the mad dogs.
MEOW KITTY - CHIEF OF CATS
SKILL: CATERINE CLAW
Have you figured out a way
to fight with them?
The way I see it,
we might as well surrender.
Or send them some civet coffee?
Hey, I didn't even say anything!
I found a small card on the ground,
like those tossed
at the door of a hotel room.
But it's not about any hooker.
It's from a killer.
We may hire him
to kill the chief of those dogs.
Scissor Seven.
-As a professional killer--
-First, you have to move your foot.
-You're stepping on my tail.
-Sorry.
As a professional killer,
-I never ask why, only when and where.
-Before sunrise.
Headquarters of the dogs.
The target is their chief.
No problem.
I'll kill this fucking dog before sunrise.
I don't want you to kill him,
only to stab his eyes.
Okay, as you wish!
HEADQUARTERS OF THE DOGS
So well-guarded.
I have to figure out a way.
What are these dumb dogs
doing up at night?
Wow, every one of them looks savage.
But they don't scare me.
All I have to do is secretly
Who threw the ball at me?
Who was it this time?
Frisbee?
Again?
Wow, it's really dangerous here.
I barely saved my ass.
As a professional killer,
I won't be put off by this.
No big deal. I can move along on my back.
What are you looking at?
Have you never seen a man lying or what?
Could he be the chief of dogs?
They are not in the same style.
-Bosses, be cool.
-What's your name?
-I've never seen you before.
-My name is Mad Doggie.
Every dog here is surnamed Bark.
STUPID BARK
There's no Mad Doggie or whatever.
Mad Doggie is my nickname.
My real name is Mad Bark.
-You're Mad Bark?
-Yes, I am.
Every dog knows
there is only one Mad Bark here: me.
MAD BARK - CHIEF OF DOGS
SKILL: ROCK DOG
Besides, why do you smell of human?
Are you a fake?
SMART BARK
Boss, I know a way to test
if he's really a dog.
As the saying goes, a dog can never change
the habit of eating shit.
If you're a dog, take a bite.
Is he serious?
Come on, while it's still hot.
You go first.
Shit on you!
STAB YOUR DOG EYES BLIND
Sorry, I'm a killer.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wait. Didn't I just stab your eyes?
These are my eyes.
The glasses were on my forehead.
What trick was that?
SNEAK ATTACK!
Who sent you here?
As a professional killer, I will never
Okay, okay. I'll tell you alone.
Don't tell anyone else.
Actually
Mercy! Mercy!
I'll never do it again. Just let me go.
I wanna go home.
Tell me who sent you here, or I'll kill
YOGA KILL
I also practiced Yoga for months.
No! Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Tell me, or I'll
As a professional killer,
I'll stab your eyes anyway.
You really pissed me off now.
What just happened?
How did you get this picture?
This is my pet dog.
Did Meow send you here?
At that time, I was just a stray dog
singing for a living.
No one is interested in your past.
And she was a cute cat.
She came and listened
to my singing every day.
Soon, we fell in love.
If you love someone else instead of me,
I'll stab your eyes.
So, you fell in love with others and
she sent me here to stab your eyes.
I didn't love anyone but her.
I left her because
Scientific research shows that
cats and dogs cannot breed,
because they are different species.
Look at this kitten, how cute she is!
How many kittens would you like to have?
Oh, no.
A wife should always
go along with her husband.
So it should be,
how many puppies would you like?
I left her for her own good.
Your story is so bloody dramatic.
All I know is that she'll never know what
you're thinking if you don't tell her.
Do you think you're the hero
of some tragic drama, you idiot?
Wow, he ran. Bow-wow.
I once loved a cat
She had the most charming smile
I dreamed of loving her forever and ever
But I didn't fit in her dream
So, I decided to leave her
Regretting and suffering
From misunderstanding
I miss her so fondly, oh
But she hated me
Dear girl, I didn't want to leave you
Wailing in pain
Dear girl, please forgive me
I'm such a dumb, dumb, dumb dog
Meow, I left you
because cats and dogs can't breed.
Actually, I have never loved anyone else.
Mad Bark, you're lying.
In my heart, you're the only one I love.
You're lying.
You're lying!
You're lying!
I love you
I wanted to give you everything
We are from different worlds
You want to have a baby
But I couldn't help you fulfill it
I chose to leave you
Not to hurt you
In my heart, oh
My love for you is growing
Dear girl, I won't leave you again
I won't hurt you again
Dear girl, don't let me go
Tell me, tell me, tell me
You still love me
Dear girl, I didn't want to leave you
Wailing in pain
Dear girl, please forgive me
MISSION 2
STAB YOUR DOG EYES BLIND
Tomorrow, we'll be at war
with the mad dogs.
MEOW KITTY - CHIEF OF CATS
SKILL: CATERINE CLAW
Have you figured out a way
to fight with them?
The way I see it,
we might as well surrender.
Or send them some civet coffee?
Hey, I didn't even say anything!
I found a small card on the ground,
like those tossed
at the door of a hotel room.
But it's not about any hooker.
It's from a killer.
We may hire him
to kill the chief of those dogs.
Scissor Seven.
-As a professional killer--
-First, you have to move your foot.
-You're stepping on my tail.
-Sorry.
As a professional killer,
-I never ask why, only when and where.
-Before sunrise.
Headquarters of the dogs.
The target is their chief.
No problem.
I'll kill this fucking dog before sunrise.
I don't want you to kill him,
only to stab his eyes.
Okay, as you wish!
HEADQUARTERS OF THE DOGS
So well-guarded.
I have to figure out a way.
What are these dumb dogs
doing up at night?
Wow, every one of them looks savage.
But they don't scare me.
All I have to do is secretly
Who threw the ball at me?
Who was it this time?
Frisbee?
Again?
Wow, it's really dangerous here.
I barely saved my ass.
As a professional killer,
I won't be put off by this.
No big deal. I can move along on my back.
What are you looking at?
Have you never seen a man lying or what?
Could he be the chief of dogs?
They are not in the same style.
-Bosses, be cool.
-What's your name?
-I've never seen you before.
-My name is Mad Doggie.
Every dog here is surnamed Bark.
STUPID BARK
There's no Mad Doggie or whatever.
Mad Doggie is my nickname.
My real name is Mad Bark.
-You're Mad Bark?
-Yes, I am.
Every dog knows
there is only one Mad Bark here: me.
MAD BARK - CHIEF OF DOGS
SKILL: ROCK DOG
Besides, why do you smell of human?
Are you a fake?
SMART BARK
Boss, I know a way to test
if he's really a dog.
As the saying goes, a dog can never change
the habit of eating shit.
If you're a dog, take a bite.
Is he serious?
Come on, while it's still hot.
You go first.
Shit on you!
STAB YOUR DOG EYES BLIND
Sorry, I'm a killer.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wait. Didn't I just stab your eyes?
These are my eyes.
The glasses were on my forehead.
What trick was that?
SNEAK ATTACK!
Who sent you here?
As a professional killer, I will never
Okay, okay. I'll tell you alone.
Don't tell anyone else.
Actually
Mercy! Mercy!
I'll never do it again. Just let me go.
I wanna go home.
Tell me who sent you here, or I'll kill
YOGA KILL
I also practiced Yoga for months.
No! Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Tell me, or I'll
As a professional killer,
I'll stab your eyes anyway.
You really pissed me off now.
What just happened?
How did you get this picture?
This is my pet dog.
Did Meow send you here?
At that time, I was just a stray dog
singing for a living.
No one is interested in your past.
And she was a cute cat.
She came and listened
to my singing every day.
Soon, we fell in love.
If you love someone else instead of me,
I'll stab your eyes.
So, you fell in love with others and
she sent me here to stab your eyes.
I didn't love anyone but her.
I left her because
Scientific research shows that
cats and dogs cannot breed,
because they are different species.
Look at this kitten, how cute she is!
How many kittens would you like to have?
Oh, no.
A wife should always
go along with her husband.
So it should be,
how many puppies would you like?
I left her for her own good.
Your story is so bloody dramatic.
All I know is that she'll never know what
you're thinking if you don't tell her.
Do you think you're the hero
of some tragic drama, you idiot?
Wow, he ran. Bow-wow.
I once loved a cat
She had the most charming smile
I dreamed of loving her forever and ever
But I didn't fit in her dream
So, I decided to leave her
Regretting and suffering
From misunderstanding
I miss her so fondly, oh
But she hated me
Dear girl, I didn't want to leave you
Wailing in pain
Dear girl, please forgive me
I'm such a dumb, dumb, dumb dog
Meow, I left you
because cats and dogs can't breed.
Actually, I have never loved anyone else.
Mad Bark, you're lying.
In my heart, you're the only one I love.
You're lying.
You're lying!
You're lying!
I love you
I wanted to give you everything
We are from different worlds
You want to have a baby
But I couldn't help you fulfill it
I chose to leave you
Not to hurt you
In my heart, oh
My love for you is growing
Dear girl, I won't leave you again
I won't hurt you again
Dear girl, don't let me go
Tell me, tell me, tell me
You still love me
Dear girl, I didn't want to leave you
Wailing in pain
Dear girl, please forgive me