Squiddly Diddly (1965) s01e02 Episode Script

It's showtime at the
world famous Bubbleland.
And thousands of visitors
are waiting impatiently
for the doors to open.
Inside the dolphins are
rehearsing their clever act.
And chief Winchley is checking
out last minute details.
I run a ship
shape ship here.
- So shape up or ship out.
- Aye aye, sir.
Oh, it's Squiddly Diddly
fooling around again.
Hey, Squiddly!
Just what do you
think you're doing?
My new dance step, Chief.
It's a bit of a twist with
a touch of hully gully.
It's so simple. Any
dumbbell could do it.
Even you.
Let me show you how.
And the one and the two.
- And the three and the
- Hold it hold it!
Hold it when I
holler hold it!
I just wanted to show
you my new act, Chief.
- The crowd will love me.
- Well, forget it.
Whoever heard of
a squid doing an act?
Now back to your tank squiddly.
Yes, sir.
Gee I'll never get to be
a big star around here.
Alright, sailor, it's showtime.
Open the flood gates.
Poor chiefy, he'll never
learn to stand back.
Oh boy, here comes the crowd.
I'll show my public
the real talent.
- Where are the dolphins?
- I wanna see the dolphins.
Let's watch the dolphins.
Every day is the same thing.
Where are the dolphins.
I wanna see the dolphins.
I don't think those
dolphins are such a much.
And now,
ladies and gentlemen.
Dolly, the high jumping
dolphin will leap 50 feet up.
And grab the fish from
my talented assistance hand.
Okay, Dolly, show your stuff.
So what's so great about
jumping 50 feet in the air,
and grabbing a free meal.
I suppose you can do it better.
Sure, let me show you.
Squiddly, come back here.
In a minute chief.
Oh no!
That does it, Squiddly.
This time you've gone too far.
Uh-oh! The Chief
is really sore at me.
I better get out of
here until he cools off.
I'll hide out the ocean
for a few days.
Chiefy would never think
of looking for me here.
What a crazy swimming pool.
I'm gonna enjoy this.
I can swin under a coral reef.
Or into a whale's mouth.
Hey, what am I saying?
Let me out of here!
Oh, boy!
That was close.
I have to be a
little more careful.
Hey, that looks just
like a skin diver.
This ocean is
downright dangerous.
I'm heading for the surface.
Hi, surfer boy.
Mind if I hitching ride?
Yay! It's a monster
from the deep.
Now, what did I say wrong?
Whoops.
Hey, look at me.
I'm surfing!
I'm surfing!
Gee, there's nothing to it.
All you gotta do is catch a
wave and enjoy the ride.
Boy, this is fun.
Hey, who's the weirdo
on Elmer's board?
I don't know looks
like a grimmy to me.
Gagway, gang.
Yoo hoo!
Hey where did my wave go?
- Here he comes.
- Help!
And there he goes.
I'm heading straight
for that hotel.
And I haven't even
got a reservation.
Pardon me, sir.
Is this bathtub taken?
Well don't just sit there
scrubbing your back.
- Say something.
- Help!
- Is that the wrong thing.
- Hey, Joe.
Get up to room 1207.
There's some kind of
commotion going on.
Yes sir.
I'll take care of it.
Hold it you,
whatever you are.
I'm not a whatever.
I'm a squid.
Squid, eh? I'm taking you
downtown for questioning.
Sorry, sir.
I got a date uptown.
Attacking an officer, huh?
I'm sending you up for life.
And I'm sending myself
back to Bubbleand.
Maybe I better call
out the squid squad.
Hey chiefy, I'm back!
Stop that squid in
the name of the law.
Squiddly,
where are you going?
Into the tank with
the dolphins, sir.
I'll explain later.
You're trapped now, squid.
I'm coming after you.
Hey gee,
that's not bad.
Yes, not bad at all.
The crowd will love it.
Hey, Squidly.
That's a great
act you've got there.
- Yeah chief, especially since
- Help!
we never even rehearsed it.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!