The Dana Carvey Show (1996) s01e02 Episode Script
The Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show
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Coming up on air, Clint Eastwood's new
romance has definitely made his day.
But first, the inside scoop on Marsha
Clark and Chris Darden.
Court is adjourned, but romance is
definitely in session.
Stepping out from behind the desk that
kept their secret passion hidden for
months, we caught up to these two legal
lovebirds as they enjoyed a fun-filled
afternoon in the park and set this
courtship into full swing.
We've been in love since well,
since Rosa Lopez testified.
It triggered it for the both of us.
I mean, actually, I knew before.
I did this thing when we first started
working together where
you know the game where you take both of
your names and you write them down and
then you cross out the matching letters
and then circle the leftover ones?
Well, I did it, and it turns out love,
hate, friendship, marriage.
Love, hate, friendship, marriage.
You knucklehead.
You're a knucklehead.
Why are you knucklehead?
You're knucklier than me.
Knuckle, knuckle.
Knuckle, knuckle!
They're adorable.
They sure are.
Meanwhile, Johnny Cochran's memorable
defense of O.J.
Simpson continues to resonate in
courtrooms everywhere.
According to legal experts, Cochran's
winning style has had a profound effect.
We're starting to see some of Cochran's
influence on lawyers across the country.
Here's a recent clip from Court TV.
Now, this is a man right over here.
Police say it was president of Robert.
And that is an outrage.
This man was nowhere around.
And if he was not around, a not guilty
verdict must be found.
Case closed.
That's clear.
Right now.
You ain't an object.
Cause that's incorrect.
That's an outrage.
That's a man.
What's this?
Something like that.
That man's Adolph Hillel.
That's an outrage.
There's no evidence.
You already knows it.
Baylib knows it.
He knows it.
She knows it.
Everybody knows it.
That's right.
Case closed.
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
The ABC Broadcast Center in New York.
It's the Mugrootbeard Dana Carvey Show.
We
have agreed to stay.
And we're happy to pay.
But there are certain words that Dana
better not say.
And he better not breastfeed any puppies
today.
Or as sure as hell we'll be on our way.
So be careful you little punk.
Dana Carvey.
Baby, here, no.
Animal on man, no.
Comedian with rubber thing.
Kitten suckle, no.
Sponsor running, no.
Me not like.
Oh, well.
Welcome to our second show.
I wonder if there'll be a third.
Hee-hee.
I'm just sorry that some parents weren't
exactly warned about our show.
And they're probably at home with their
little kids just watching the show.
Good, dude.
Carving show.
Great.
What's happening?
Oh, my God.
Get the children to bed.
The president has nipples.
Help us!
Anyway, at this point, because
this is our tradition, because
this is an unusual show, I'm
going to open it up to you guys.
And if you have any
questions, just please
stand and we'll just see
what you want to say.
Yes, sir.
You right there.
Do you ever call up the White House using
George's voice?
Yeah, after, do I ever call the White
House using George's voice?
Yeah, after Clinton was elected,
I did, I couldn't resist calling up as
George Bush, you know, just once and I got
through and it was really, he's like,
hello, who's this?
And I'm like, how you doing, you little
whippersnapper?
Listen, I left a pair of navy blue socks
in the top left drawer.
And I'll be honest with you, they're a
little stinky.
Like yourself, I have somewhat of an
effeminate first name.
And I was wondering
when you were a kid, if
you had, uh, a lot of
people make fun of you.
And if that sort of Yeah, I don't
see what's on family in the violet.
No, there's nothing wrong with Dana.
It's not the name, it's the mother.
But what is your name?
My name is Michel.
You have a new name.
Your name is Michael now.
Oh, this woman here.
Um, what did you do to celebrate St.
Patrick's Day?
What did I do to celebrate St. Patrick's
Day?
Um, you know what?
I kind of missed it.
We were working on this show.
And I am I have a lot of Irish in
me, so I have a drinking problem.
Um
I guess there was some
controversy whether gay
Irishmen should be able
to march in the parade.
And I think they should.
It's silly that every year there's a
controversy here in New York.
And they have to have the spokesman for
the gay Irish community come out on
television and say, you
know, something like,
I really don't see what
all the fuss is about.
Park in the St. Patrick's Day parade.
You've got to ask yourself at home,
are you really heterosexual?
Or do you have a name like Michel up
there?
Yeah.
Next on Comedy Central, toddler comics
have their say on Under Five.
This week, funny man Eric Rutter.
Baby, baby, stick your head and gravy.
Wash it off a bubble gum and send it to
the Navy.
Catch the bizarre perspective of
three-year-old zany Jessica Squar.
Plus, the outrageous, dangerous comedy of
Evan Grant.
I made a doody in my pants.
You're a doody head.
You're a doody head.
You're a doody head.
And a visit from wild prop comic Sean
Carey.
You'll laugh so hard, you'll make a doody.
Under Five, next on Comedy Central.
A lot of people think we should cut taxes
in this country.
I mean, nobody wants to pay taxes.
But Newt Gingrich thinks just because
you're a poor person, you're a bad person.
And I don't think any person wants to be
poor in this country.
And I think people
forget that if you're a poor
person, it doesn't mean
you're a lazy person.
And, I
mean, I don't think anybody
You know, I think that
people have the right to live
like decent human beings
and not bag in the gutter.
And, I mean
Phyllis Diller is here.
The wonderful comedian and author.
You know, she always talked about her
husband Fang.
We never saw him, but we knew if we met
him, he'd be a funny person.
And we'll be right back.
I like the excitement of the games.
The crowds, the intensity.
But if you want to be the best,
you got to be willing to practice.
You got to come out here alone.
Just you and the ice.
That's what separates the guys who play to
win from the guys who just play.
Sure.
I could stay home on Sundays.
But that would be too easy.
Looking back this month in 1989, the
number one song was The Look by Roxette.
Remember them?
Sure.
Oh!
And Americans gathered by the thousands to
observe Earth Day, where we were all
concerned about something called global
warming.
Remember?
Wow.
Blast from the past.
Oliver Stone is at it again.
The renegade director often criticized for
distorting history in biographies of Nixon
and JFK, is drawing
new criticism taking on the
biography of the father of
our country in Washington.
Stone has cast Antonio Banderas in the
title role.
The British are trying to break our backs.
But we will not be intimidated.
We think Antonio captures the essence of
Washington, the charisma.
After a few minutes, you
forget about the accent
and you just say, this
is George Washington.
The powder wig.
You know, Washington, he only wear it in
public.
So mostly we go to her.
How is John Adams?
Not well.
He says he'll break the declaration in its
current form.
Screw him.
We'll blow him out.
In the general rule, Washington didn't
have a documented coke problem.
This is really an amalgam of several
people, one of whom was Washington.
Sometimes you have to put aside specific
facts to get to a greater truth.
Hancock.
It's after four.
The plum roll of John Adams went to Al
Pacino.
Look at this.
Look at this now.
That son of a bitch.
George Washington has got me by the
cojones.
The use of television provides
a kind of shorthand where we
can accelerate the story and
get to some inner truths faster.
Or something.
Stone is already making plans for his next
film, Lincoln, starring Morgan Freeman.
He's terrific.
He sure is.
The Ambiguously Gay Duel.
They are fighting all crime to save the
day.
They're extremely close in an ambiguous
way.
They're ambiguously gay.
They're ambiguously gay.
The Ambiguously Gay Duel.
The Ambiguously Gay Duel.
Tonight's episode, It Takes Two to Tango.
And once we get this formula into the
water supply, Metroville will be mine.
Come here, Ratley.
You're a genius, Big Head.
Yes.
Not even that insufferable duo,
Ace and Gary, can stop me.
What's with those two?
Do they have a gay thing or what?
I think so.
What?
You're crazy.
I kinda see it.
Look, you asked my opinion.
We've got Big Head tracked on 24th and
Monroe.
We're counting on you.
We won't let you down, Commissioner.
Can we stop him, Ace?
If we work together, friend of friends.
Let's go.
I really don't see it.
Please.
I thought they're just super pals.
Look, I don't have a problem with it.
That's not what this is about.
Not so fast, Big Head.
Good work, Gary.
They're finished now.
What's everybody looking at?
Nothing.
Get them!
Looks like you're the ones who are
finished.
In a few minutes, you'll be lowered into
my vaporizing solution.
Ta-ta!
What do we do, Ace?
We'll pull through, friend.
Grab me so we can support each other.
Now what are you looking at?
Nothing!
Will Big Head and his men poison the water
supply?
Can Ace and Gary escape the deadly pool?
Are they gay?
Tune in next week.
Same ambiguous time on
The ambicuously made to war!
Apparently, Dana
Carvey thinks it's funny to
wonder about a cartoon's
sexual preference.
I mean, uh I mean,
you know, who cares?
I'm with Big Head.
I don't care.
I mean, we're wasting time on who a
person's sleeping with.
And meanwhile, the
Republicans, you know,
they're cutting programs
and aid to the poor.
And I just don't think it's funny.
And I don't think Newt Gingrich
understands this.
You know, I like to see Newt
Gingrich try to feed a family
of five on $239 a month and
have somebody call him lazy.
I mean, it's, uh
Oh
I mean, there's a lot of
People are dying in this country.
There's a lot of pain
and starvation and murder
and looting and young
people on crack cocaine.
And it's just that, uh
Scott Bio is here.
The wonderful actor and author.
You know, he was like a little miniature
Fonzie on that show.
And we'll ask him about Charles in Charge
and if he ever felt that he was in charge.
And we'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
Any Beetle C is back.
All this month.
Leftover Beetle memories.
You know, one time I was going
You know, I was doing my thing going like
wickly-wockly, right?
And John's there going,
scuba-doope-doope-doope-do-do.
And Ringo's over there going, do-ba-do,
so-ba-do.
And now George's going, so-bel-do-do,
boop-boop-boop.
And I go back up and I'm going
Right.
And John's going
And Ringo's over there going
You know.
And that's how we came out with most of
the White Album.
I guess of all our songs, the biggest one
had to be Yellow Submarine.
I mean, after it came out, it was just
huge.
Everyone started saying
Yellow Submarine here and
there, eating submarine
sandwiches everywhere.
You know, one time I was in the studio
just going
Right, plonking away like that.
And I realised there was no piano there.
I felt like a bloody fool.
Yeah, I was frustrated sometimes,
you know.
I wrote this little skiffle song,
you know, once called Me and My Squid.
And it went, Squiddy, squiddy,
squiddy, love my little squiddy.
Squiddy, squiddy, squiddy, rock and roll.
And I took it to John
and Paul and they said,
the Beatles don't do
songs about mollusks.
You know, and then six months later,
Paul comes back to the octopus's garden.
I mean, there was a lot of crap like that.
One time I was just
going like this, you know,
and then I realised
I was driving my car.
I almost crashed.
Welcome back, Mr. McMahon.
Are you ready for a few more celebrity
dark sides?
I am indeed, sir.
All right.
Everyone has a dark side and our hidden
cameras have found some doozies.
Yes.
Ugly, revealing moments.
Very good.
All right.
We set up some hidden cameras in the
offices of Crocodile Dundee star Paul
Hogan, everyone's favourite star from the
land down under.
Another shrimp on the barbie, mate?
Not quite.
For Paul, this was anything but a good
day.
Take a look.
Jesus Christ!
There's Paul in his office.
His agent has just
informed him that his only
script offer is a
Crocodile Dundee sequel.
Watch out.
I'm not gonna fing do Croc 3!
I told you I'm never gonna fing do Croc
3!
Get that stupid s idea out of your
head!
Croc fing 3!
If I hear one long time
about fing Croc 3, you
better get out of here on
your fat Hollywood asses!
Croc bloody thing!
Not a happy fella.
No, sir.
Dark at the core.
Yes.
And speaking of dark, you
won't want to miss what our
cameras caught during Casey
Kasem's Top 40 Countdown show.
Here's a taste.
I'm Casey Kasem.
The little dog who
Let's go again, sorry.
I'm Casey Kasem.
The little dog's
You call this a fing dedication?
Are you trying to put me out of the
fing business?
Who's the fing sucker who wrote this
s?
F you.
F you.
F you.
I'm not some little f that you can f
with.
You want a piece of this?
F it.
What are you looking at?
F you.
You want a piece of this?
You want daddy?
Yeah, you like daddy?
Daddy's gonna be awful nice to you mother
fer.
Not a well-adjusted individual.
That was a little weird.
We'll be right back.
That's our show for tonight.
And thank you very much for watching.
We'll see you next week.
Thank you.
Good night.
And
once we get this water supply into
the And once we get Metro Damn it!
I'm blanking, sorry.
?
Who am a knife?
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
You ain't trying on the program.
I want now, who am I now, who am I now?
Who am I now?
I want Thank you very much.
Coming up on air, Clint Eastwood's new
romance has definitely made his day.
But first, the inside scoop on Marsha
Clark and Chris Darden.
Court is adjourned, but romance is
definitely in session.
Stepping out from behind the desk that
kept their secret passion hidden for
months, we caught up to these two legal
lovebirds as they enjoyed a fun-filled
afternoon in the park and set this
courtship into full swing.
We've been in love since well,
since Rosa Lopez testified.
It triggered it for the both of us.
I mean, actually, I knew before.
I did this thing when we first started
working together where
you know the game where you take both of
your names and you write them down and
then you cross out the matching letters
and then circle the leftover ones?
Well, I did it, and it turns out love,
hate, friendship, marriage.
Love, hate, friendship, marriage.
You knucklehead.
You're a knucklehead.
Why are you knucklehead?
You're knucklier than me.
Knuckle, knuckle.
Knuckle, knuckle!
They're adorable.
They sure are.
Meanwhile, Johnny Cochran's memorable
defense of O.J.
Simpson continues to resonate in
courtrooms everywhere.
According to legal experts, Cochran's
winning style has had a profound effect.
We're starting to see some of Cochran's
influence on lawyers across the country.
Here's a recent clip from Court TV.
Now, this is a man right over here.
Police say it was president of Robert.
And that is an outrage.
This man was nowhere around.
And if he was not around, a not guilty
verdict must be found.
Case closed.
That's clear.
Right now.
You ain't an object.
Cause that's incorrect.
That's an outrage.
That's a man.
What's this?
Something like that.
That man's Adolph Hillel.
That's an outrage.
There's no evidence.
You already knows it.
Baylib knows it.
He knows it.
She knows it.
Everybody knows it.
That's right.
Case closed.
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
The ABC Broadcast Center in New York.
It's the Mugrootbeard Dana Carvey Show.
We
have agreed to stay.
And we're happy to pay.
But there are certain words that Dana
better not say.
And he better not breastfeed any puppies
today.
Or as sure as hell we'll be on our way.
So be careful you little punk.
Dana Carvey.
Baby, here, no.
Animal on man, no.
Comedian with rubber thing.
Kitten suckle, no.
Sponsor running, no.
Me not like.
Oh, well.
Welcome to our second show.
I wonder if there'll be a third.
Hee-hee.
I'm just sorry that some parents weren't
exactly warned about our show.
And they're probably at home with their
little kids just watching the show.
Good, dude.
Carving show.
Great.
What's happening?
Oh, my God.
Get the children to bed.
The president has nipples.
Help us!
Anyway, at this point, because
this is our tradition, because
this is an unusual show, I'm
going to open it up to you guys.
And if you have any
questions, just please
stand and we'll just see
what you want to say.
Yes, sir.
You right there.
Do you ever call up the White House using
George's voice?
Yeah, after, do I ever call the White
House using George's voice?
Yeah, after Clinton was elected,
I did, I couldn't resist calling up as
George Bush, you know, just once and I got
through and it was really, he's like,
hello, who's this?
And I'm like, how you doing, you little
whippersnapper?
Listen, I left a pair of navy blue socks
in the top left drawer.
And I'll be honest with you, they're a
little stinky.
Like yourself, I have somewhat of an
effeminate first name.
And I was wondering
when you were a kid, if
you had, uh, a lot of
people make fun of you.
And if that sort of Yeah, I don't
see what's on family in the violet.
No, there's nothing wrong with Dana.
It's not the name, it's the mother.
But what is your name?
My name is Michel.
You have a new name.
Your name is Michael now.
Oh, this woman here.
Um, what did you do to celebrate St.
Patrick's Day?
What did I do to celebrate St. Patrick's
Day?
Um, you know what?
I kind of missed it.
We were working on this show.
And I am I have a lot of Irish in
me, so I have a drinking problem.
Um
I guess there was some
controversy whether gay
Irishmen should be able
to march in the parade.
And I think they should.
It's silly that every year there's a
controversy here in New York.
And they have to have the spokesman for
the gay Irish community come out on
television and say, you
know, something like,
I really don't see what
all the fuss is about.
Park in the St. Patrick's Day parade.
You've got to ask yourself at home,
are you really heterosexual?
Or do you have a name like Michel up
there?
Yeah.
Next on Comedy Central, toddler comics
have their say on Under Five.
This week, funny man Eric Rutter.
Baby, baby, stick your head and gravy.
Wash it off a bubble gum and send it to
the Navy.
Catch the bizarre perspective of
three-year-old zany Jessica Squar.
Plus, the outrageous, dangerous comedy of
Evan Grant.
I made a doody in my pants.
You're a doody head.
You're a doody head.
You're a doody head.
And a visit from wild prop comic Sean
Carey.
You'll laugh so hard, you'll make a doody.
Under Five, next on Comedy Central.
A lot of people think we should cut taxes
in this country.
I mean, nobody wants to pay taxes.
But Newt Gingrich thinks just because
you're a poor person, you're a bad person.
And I don't think any person wants to be
poor in this country.
And I think people
forget that if you're a poor
person, it doesn't mean
you're a lazy person.
And, I
mean, I don't think anybody
You know, I think that
people have the right to live
like decent human beings
and not bag in the gutter.
And, I mean
Phyllis Diller is here.
The wonderful comedian and author.
You know, she always talked about her
husband Fang.
We never saw him, but we knew if we met
him, he'd be a funny person.
And we'll be right back.
I like the excitement of the games.
The crowds, the intensity.
But if you want to be the best,
you got to be willing to practice.
You got to come out here alone.
Just you and the ice.
That's what separates the guys who play to
win from the guys who just play.
Sure.
I could stay home on Sundays.
But that would be too easy.
Looking back this month in 1989, the
number one song was The Look by Roxette.
Remember them?
Sure.
Oh!
And Americans gathered by the thousands to
observe Earth Day, where we were all
concerned about something called global
warming.
Remember?
Wow.
Blast from the past.
Oliver Stone is at it again.
The renegade director often criticized for
distorting history in biographies of Nixon
and JFK, is drawing
new criticism taking on the
biography of the father of
our country in Washington.
Stone has cast Antonio Banderas in the
title role.
The British are trying to break our backs.
But we will not be intimidated.
We think Antonio captures the essence of
Washington, the charisma.
After a few minutes, you
forget about the accent
and you just say, this
is George Washington.
The powder wig.
You know, Washington, he only wear it in
public.
So mostly we go to her.
How is John Adams?
Not well.
He says he'll break the declaration in its
current form.
Screw him.
We'll blow him out.
In the general rule, Washington didn't
have a documented coke problem.
This is really an amalgam of several
people, one of whom was Washington.
Sometimes you have to put aside specific
facts to get to a greater truth.
Hancock.
It's after four.
The plum roll of John Adams went to Al
Pacino.
Look at this.
Look at this now.
That son of a bitch.
George Washington has got me by the
cojones.
The use of television provides
a kind of shorthand where we
can accelerate the story and
get to some inner truths faster.
Or something.
Stone is already making plans for his next
film, Lincoln, starring Morgan Freeman.
He's terrific.
He sure is.
The Ambiguously Gay Duel.
They are fighting all crime to save the
day.
They're extremely close in an ambiguous
way.
They're ambiguously gay.
They're ambiguously gay.
The Ambiguously Gay Duel.
The Ambiguously Gay Duel.
Tonight's episode, It Takes Two to Tango.
And once we get this formula into the
water supply, Metroville will be mine.
Come here, Ratley.
You're a genius, Big Head.
Yes.
Not even that insufferable duo,
Ace and Gary, can stop me.
What's with those two?
Do they have a gay thing or what?
I think so.
What?
You're crazy.
I kinda see it.
Look, you asked my opinion.
We've got Big Head tracked on 24th and
Monroe.
We're counting on you.
We won't let you down, Commissioner.
Can we stop him, Ace?
If we work together, friend of friends.
Let's go.
I really don't see it.
Please.
I thought they're just super pals.
Look, I don't have a problem with it.
That's not what this is about.
Not so fast, Big Head.
Good work, Gary.
They're finished now.
What's everybody looking at?
Nothing.
Get them!
Looks like you're the ones who are
finished.
In a few minutes, you'll be lowered into
my vaporizing solution.
Ta-ta!
What do we do, Ace?
We'll pull through, friend.
Grab me so we can support each other.
Now what are you looking at?
Nothing!
Will Big Head and his men poison the water
supply?
Can Ace and Gary escape the deadly pool?
Are they gay?
Tune in next week.
Same ambiguous time on
The ambicuously made to war!
Apparently, Dana
Carvey thinks it's funny to
wonder about a cartoon's
sexual preference.
I mean, uh I mean,
you know, who cares?
I'm with Big Head.
I don't care.
I mean, we're wasting time on who a
person's sleeping with.
And meanwhile, the
Republicans, you know,
they're cutting programs
and aid to the poor.
And I just don't think it's funny.
And I don't think Newt Gingrich
understands this.
You know, I like to see Newt
Gingrich try to feed a family
of five on $239 a month and
have somebody call him lazy.
I mean, it's, uh
Oh
I mean, there's a lot of
People are dying in this country.
There's a lot of pain
and starvation and murder
and looting and young
people on crack cocaine.
And it's just that, uh
Scott Bio is here.
The wonderful actor and author.
You know, he was like a little miniature
Fonzie on that show.
And we'll ask him about Charles in Charge
and if he ever felt that he was in charge.
And we'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
Any Beetle C is back.
All this month.
Leftover Beetle memories.
You know, one time I was going
You know, I was doing my thing going like
wickly-wockly, right?
And John's there going,
scuba-doope-doope-doope-do-do.
And Ringo's over there going, do-ba-do,
so-ba-do.
And now George's going, so-bel-do-do,
boop-boop-boop.
And I go back up and I'm going
Right.
And John's going
And Ringo's over there going
You know.
And that's how we came out with most of
the White Album.
I guess of all our songs, the biggest one
had to be Yellow Submarine.
I mean, after it came out, it was just
huge.
Everyone started saying
Yellow Submarine here and
there, eating submarine
sandwiches everywhere.
You know, one time I was in the studio
just going
Right, plonking away like that.
And I realised there was no piano there.
I felt like a bloody fool.
Yeah, I was frustrated sometimes,
you know.
I wrote this little skiffle song,
you know, once called Me and My Squid.
And it went, Squiddy, squiddy,
squiddy, love my little squiddy.
Squiddy, squiddy, squiddy, rock and roll.
And I took it to John
and Paul and they said,
the Beatles don't do
songs about mollusks.
You know, and then six months later,
Paul comes back to the octopus's garden.
I mean, there was a lot of crap like that.
One time I was just
going like this, you know,
and then I realised
I was driving my car.
I almost crashed.
Welcome back, Mr. McMahon.
Are you ready for a few more celebrity
dark sides?
I am indeed, sir.
All right.
Everyone has a dark side and our hidden
cameras have found some doozies.
Yes.
Ugly, revealing moments.
Very good.
All right.
We set up some hidden cameras in the
offices of Crocodile Dundee star Paul
Hogan, everyone's favourite star from the
land down under.
Another shrimp on the barbie, mate?
Not quite.
For Paul, this was anything but a good
day.
Take a look.
Jesus Christ!
There's Paul in his office.
His agent has just
informed him that his only
script offer is a
Crocodile Dundee sequel.
Watch out.
I'm not gonna fing do Croc 3!
I told you I'm never gonna fing do Croc
3!
Get that stupid s idea out of your
head!
Croc fing 3!
If I hear one long time
about fing Croc 3, you
better get out of here on
your fat Hollywood asses!
Croc bloody thing!
Not a happy fella.
No, sir.
Dark at the core.
Yes.
And speaking of dark, you
won't want to miss what our
cameras caught during Casey
Kasem's Top 40 Countdown show.
Here's a taste.
I'm Casey Kasem.
The little dog who
Let's go again, sorry.
I'm Casey Kasem.
The little dog's
You call this a fing dedication?
Are you trying to put me out of the
fing business?
Who's the fing sucker who wrote this
s?
F you.
F you.
F you.
I'm not some little f that you can f
with.
You want a piece of this?
F it.
What are you looking at?
F you.
You want a piece of this?
You want daddy?
Yeah, you like daddy?
Daddy's gonna be awful nice to you mother
fer.
Not a well-adjusted individual.
That was a little weird.
We'll be right back.
That's our show for tonight.
And thank you very much for watching.
We'll see you next week.
Thank you.
Good night.
And
once we get this water supply into
the And once we get Metro Damn it!
I'm blanking, sorry.
?
Who am a knife?
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
Who am I now?
You ain't trying on the program.
I want now, who am I now, who am I now?
Who am I now?
I want Thank you very much.