The Pyramid Scheme (2026) s01e02 Episode Script

Here's Goldy ji's
Jumbolife welcome kit.
-Open it, Goldy.
-Sir, you open it.
-Shall I open it?
-Yes.
Shall I open it?
Open sesame!
Here you go!
The lock of your fate has been unsealed!
Oh, wow! So many new products
have been added?
This perfume? We never received it!
Hey, first look at this.
Come on. Our next millionaire,
Goldy Chauhan!
Click a picture, man.
-Come.
-Yes, one second.
NEXT MILLIONAIRE
See you, Goldy ji.
Sir, I'll start talking to people
right away.
Goldy ji, that's not how it works.
Just follow the process.
First, come to the meeting.
What kind of meeting?
Goldy, attend the meeting first,
meet the other business partners,
-work out a strategy, and then--
-What meeting, sir?
This isn't some grocery store
where you roll up the shutter and begin.
Goldy ji, see you.
Good luck.
What has the education system given us?
Only fear!
-Yes or no?
-Yes!
-Yes or no?
-Yes!
Do you know why?
So that small people like us
don't dream big!
This is the fear they've given us!
Yes or no?
Yes!
-Yes or no?
-Yes!
And only Dinesh Om Nautiyal, a.k.a. Don,
can explain all this to you.
-Who can do it?
-Don!
Don! Don! Don!
-When will it start?
-It has already started.
And to conclude,
I'd like to recite a verse for you.
We are the rising sun
Don't take us for ordinary stars
We are the rising sun
Don't take us for ordinary stars
And as for dreams, I would say
You are ours, and we are yours!
-Don! Don! Don!
-We are yours!
Don! Don! Don!
And now, with a huge round of applause,
welcome our amazing, dashing, ravishing,
the pride of Haridwar, the one and
only Platinum, whose monthly income
is more than 1,25,000 rupees!
Divyajyoti, a.k.a. DJ sir!
Hello! Namaste!
Each of his steps sparks a storm!
And now, it storms onto the stage!
Come, sir!
I'd like to say a few words for sir.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I said, Jumbolife family, good morning!
Good morning!
-Good morning!
-Good morning!
Welcome, welcome, welcome, my family!
Those who are at zero right now,
listen to me carefully.
Listen closely.
Today, I'll explain how to earn
more than I do.
System.
Just follow our system.
Three simple, easy steps.
Step number one, make a list.
A list of what?
Neighbors, acquaintances, relatives,
engineers, doctors, tea sellers,
egg sellers, people around you,
everyone you can think of.
Step two…
make calls and hold meetings.
And the last, simplest one, step three.
In these meetings,
take your guru, i.e., your upline.
As they say,
"When the guru and God both stand
before you, whom do you bow to first?"
You know, right?
No way! You don't know!
Gurus are gurus, not disciples to be!
Don't go to the first few meetings alone
But with company!
Hey, you…
It's easy, right?
You could have told me this yourself.
-This way, it's more memorable.
-Okay? Easy, right?
-Yes, sir!
-Any doubts?
No, sir!
-It's easy, right?
-Yes, sir!
Sir, I'll directly bring smart people
on board.
Only business people
understand business talk.
I'll explain everything to them
and get them to join.
Sir, there is no need for a list.
You'll bring him along, won't you?
Aunty ji, he won't be needed either.
Yes. Alright then.
Take care.
Hey!
An over-smart dog
ends up eating its own poop.
Now you have a chance to make
millions in just six months.
-Oh…
-What do you say?
Isn't it easy?
-Indeed.
-Impressive.
Too good, man!
It's amazing.
It's your duty to check all this.
In today's world,
making money isn't that difficult.
This isn't about hard work,
it's about smart work.
Sethji-- You'll own a helicopter
in just six months!
Goldy bhai…
even six generations of his
couldn't buy a helicopter.
And you promise it in six months.
How is he supposed to believe that?
He will have to believe.
You are making millions, right?
Then do one thing.
Clear my debt.
Yeah, Goldy bhai?
Going by this, unemployment
in the country will disappear.
Do one thing.
Invest 11,000 in my name.
When you get one crore back,
take eleven thousand from it.
Listen, don't just take eleven thousand,
take another fifty too.
Why?
Is it easy, or very easy?
All the best.
Munna mama's son, Ravi?
Where is he these days?
Ask Gabbar.
His wedding invitation had come.
Your father didn't go.
Why attend a love marriage?
Shalu tai's daughter's in-laws?
When her father-in-law died,
Gabbar even arranged a car.
But your father didn't even
attend the 13th-day ceremony.
Who likes eating funeral food?
Is there anything you like?!
Do you have ties with any relatives?
Neither outsiders value you,
nor do relatives care for you.
That’s why Gabbar is always
tearing into you.
How will my list be made?
That's it?
-Let's say you got married…
-"Let's say"?
Don't you have any hope?
Come on, Pramila, let me speak.
So, let's say you got married.
Would your wedding procession
have only this many people?
Then the band would
run off with the bride.
-The band alone would outnumber this.
-Hey…
Don't worry.
We will help you.
We're your gurus.
You've heard the saying,
"When the guru and God…"
We kept telling you
to stick to the system.
No problem.
Now, we will arrange your meeting.
Come on, make a call.
Hello?
Yes, Harshit?
Yes, I'm calling after so long.
Yes.
So, tell me, will you meet?
This evening?
I've started a new business, so I--
Stay awake!
What are you doing, man?
This way, everyone will fall asleep.
-Yes or no?
-Yes!
Answer the phone, Harshit.
-Hello?
-Hey, Harshit!
Yeah, I'm calling after a long time!
But at least I called.
I called, didn't I?
Tell me, will you meet this evening?
Yes, bro.
Alright then, why wait?
Tea and snacks are on me.
So, what else?
Actually, I'm a bit busy right now.
I've started a new business,
so I'm occupied with that. Okay?
What kind of business?
What kind of business, you ask?
I won't tell you that
so easily, my friend.
You'll have to meet me for that.
Okay, bye.
The call got disconnected, Harshit.
Now Harshit will come home
He will bring his friends along
Then comes the upline's plan
It's like butter chicken and naan
We'll work something out with them!
We'll work something out with them!
-Fly high…
-Jumbolife!
-Fly high…
-Jumbolife!
-Fly high…
-Jumbolife!
-Fly high…
-Jumbolife!
-Fly high…
-Jumbolife!
-Fly high…
-Jumbolife!
Don! Don! Don!
Don! Don! Don!
Teach him, sir.
So, all sorted now?
Now, just call your friends,
invite them home.
We are coming on Sunday anyway.
We will do a surgical strike.
MOBILE REPAIRING
Did Goldy tell you there's a surprise?
I think he's getting engaged.
No, man. Goldy bhaiya
has started a new business.
-He started a business?
-Yes.
Where's Goldy?
-He should be around here.
-Come on.
Satkaar, there's a beautiful
table cover at Pushpi's house.
Go and get it! Quick!
Send someone else.
Satkar is rather innocent.
Pushpi's mom will
come up with some excuse.
Mama, what are you saying?
-We know.
-Rubbish! How can you--
Are you really innocent?
Yes.
Why don't I feel that way?
Mami, I'll bring the table cover.
Krittika, your mom says she
forgot to bring the lavender freshener.
-Please bring it, dear.
-Okay.
Listen up!
Take a picture from a bit closer.
-Goldy is here.
-Goldy!
Guys! Sit!
Come.
-Namaste!
-Namaste!
Namaste!
My name is Chunmun Singh.
Branch Manager, Bharatiya Grameen Bank.
Good morning to all of you from me.
Evening.
All this India-US back and forth,
and the time zones just get thrown off.
Sir, don't distract us with other things.
Please tell the others what you do.
Because we haven't come across
any other banker with such a lifestyle.
-Goldy! Don't say that.
-Hey!
Oh, Goldy ji,
these are all our own people.
But now, she can explain it
better than me.
Oh!
The interest is now bigger than
the principal amount.
A banker would have understood!
Yes, give it.
Look, it's very simple.
Now, imagine this.
Goldy ji came over to our house.
And our house is filled with
a pleasant fragrance.
Goldy ji asked,
"What fragrance is this, Aunty ji?"
I told Goldy ji that I've sprayed
the new lavender freshener.
So, Goldy ji went to sethji's shop
and bought that freshener.
But we were the ones who told
Goldy ji about the lavender freshener.
Now if we could sell that freshener
to Goldy ji ourselves,
would he have gone to sethji's shop?
Goldy likely had to buy other things too.
Come on, man.
Well, in Jumbolife,
you can buy all your necessary goods
directly from your own people.
And this is Jumbolife's plan!
Awesome.
But…
Jumbolife's real business
is to help your own people.
-Shall we go to the terrace?
-Sure. This way.
Shyam Prakash from Ranchi
helped his friend Suresh from Jhansi.
Suresh from Jhansi
helped Atul from Bhopal.
Atul from Bhopal
helped Jawahar from Alwar.
And Jawahar from Alwar
helped some Yaqub from Aurangabad.
But you tell me, does Shyam Prakash
from Ranchi know Yaqub from Aurangabad?
-No.
-No.
But still, Yaqub's hard-earned
money will go into Shyam's pocket.
What would you say about that?
Radhe-Shyam.
Actually, I'm preparing
for a government job.
CBI officer.
Really? Me too.
I'm also preparing for
the RBI officer post.
-Really?
-Yes.
Me too.
Bank manager?
I was lying.
Me too.
I make videos.
What kind of videos?
What kind of videos?
Music videos.
Romantic… type.
We are shooting a video tomorrow.
Will you come?
The cheque you're holding
is my income from last week.
You know, some people are happy
just with one month's salary.
But I have gotten used to a weekly income.
I want to shift this income
to a daily basis--
Which part of the US did you go to?
-Oh, Washington…
-DC.
CD.
So as I was saying,
I want my daily income to be double this.
Sir, my brother lives in Washington, AB.
My girlfriend lives in Washington, GF.
-What nonsense are you talking?
-That's alright, Goldy ji.
Everyone is nearby,
just in different sectors.
Yeah, just like Chandigarh.
-Yes. You all, please tell us--
-By the way, sir,
does your income come directly to your
bank account or through hawala?
Sir, my income last week
was only 1.35 crore.
Dude, what nonsense are you talking?
-Is this a joke?
-He's the one who's joking!
I could also show a higher income
using Photoshop.
What?
You are all still kids.
You don't know--
How many airports are there
in Washington, DC?
At least name one or two airports.
Just tell me the full form of DC.
-Why don't you tell me!
-Ma'am…
the full form of DC is
District of Columbia.
-Let's go, guys.
-Goldy!
-See you, Goly bhai.
-Bhai…
-Thanks, Goldy. That was fun.
-Thank you, bhai.
-Aunty, sorry.
-Hey, wait!
-Jai, wait!
-Goldy! Hey…
-Hey, wait!
-Dear!
Sure, leave! If Newton
had left the falling apple that day,
he wouldn't have become
such a great scientist!
-Dilip, listen.
-Okay then, good night!
What kind of people did you bring?!
What nonsense are you talking?
This was your preparation?!
Don't talk like that, Goldy!
Our demo hadn't even started!
-Our demo would have--
-What nonsense are you talking?
You didn't even do the "after your death"
bit by Tarun Bajaj sir.
How big a crowd was I supposed
to gather? There were 15 friends!
Friends?! What kind of friends?!
You didn't even know that guy's brother
was in America.
Otherwise, why would
we do this America act?
What do you mean?
You guys haven't been to America?
Oh! So to explain the system,
I should go to America?
Does a man need to lay an egg
just to have an omelette?
Come on, pack up.
Krittika! Let's leave right away!
Give me your phone.
-Huh?
-Your phone!
You learn business later.
First, learn how to talk to your upline.
You don't understand the system.
Guru is the one who shows the path to God!
Don't call us ever again!
Sit here and waste your life away!
Let's go!
-Whatever you do in life, be…
-Polite!
-Be…
-Polite!
-Be…
-Polite!
-Be…
-Polite!
-Be…
-Polite!
Well, King of Melody!
Were you busy swooning somewhere?
That's why you're late?
Mom forgot to add salt to the food.
Please add it.
Polite!
Very good!
And without good English,
you don't get a good job.
Therefore, in English class…
-No…
-Math!
-No…
-Science!
-No…
-Games!
-No
-Music!
They were helping you.
Sir, they were lying.
How many people do you know
who can lie for you?
This is a business that works on teamwork.
The team shares both victory and defeat.
Chunmun ji always makes fun of me
in front of everyone.
Is that teamwork?
I brought in 15 people
but couldn't close a single deal.
Listen, it's like
you've been married for two days,
and you're teaching us
what a honeymoon is?
Once you have your own team,
then you can teach us.
And that day,
you were confidently saying,
"Very easy, very easy!"
What happened to that energy now?
Does Tarun sir know
you don't even have four people?
-Who said I don't have four people?
-I did!
-I have four people.
-Where are they?
Grandpa, these are all levels.
-Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond…
-I see.
and Double Diamond.
It's a multinational company.
Dad, your grandson is doing business.
Won't you give him your blessings?
I will.
But, son, at this age,
I can't add four more companions.
At least try a little, Dad.
Son, my knees hurt a lot.
My father was on his deathbed.
Then Sunil took care of him
like he was his own father.
I also have duties to fulfill, don't I?
Son, bhaiya is saying something.
The fan is broken.
If we make members at this pace,
the business will shut down.
Hey, why are you talking like that, Goldy?
We got three members in no time.
These three members will do nothing.
The fourth one is still left.
Yes!
In today's fourth and final match,
both teams know that
only one of them will soon take
the cup home. This is a great setup.
And that was a very good pass!
With that, a new player enters.
A very good serve!
The match is at a thrilling stage.
Another beautiful setup!
A beautiful point!
Tandrust Makhane are now setting up
their strategy before the next point.
There you go! A thunderous serve!
Are Sky Smashers ready for this challenge?
That's a great setup.
Son, this is difficult.
I can't do it.
And now the serve is with…
Just do as I said.
-And with that, they have a great chance…
-At least try.
to recover from the shock
of the previous point…
-Please go.
-and take the match towards victory.
At 22-23, the two teams are neck and neck.
Pulkit Motors sponsored Sky Smashers and
Walia Mart sponsored Tandrust Makhane.
Now the question is, in whose hands
will victory be today?
There's passion in their eyes,
but they need to think very carefully
and build their game.
This is not the time to lose heart,
but to move ahead with courage.
There's a simple
three-step formula, friends.
PSS. Pass. Set. Smash.
Hey, Jai!
-You came too?
-Well, yeah.
Finally had time today after a while,
so here I am.
I had the same issue with time, son.
I had been tied up with work.
Had? Did you quit your job?
No. Screw the boss!
I started a new part-time business.
It's going great.
There's income and time too.
Why should I listen to anyone now?
That's a thunderous serve!
A serve that had both
smoke and impact.
And with that, the score reaches 23-23.
Both teams are playing very well.
You were saying something about
your part-time business.
-Tell me about it once again.
-Here you go, Uncle.
Another check for you.
That's a venomous drop!
With this, the score has moved
from 23-23 to 24-23.
Only one point left.
And now, the whole game is about
imagination.
That's right. Listen carefully, friends.
The law of imagination.
Can you imagine your victory
with all your heart?
Because only he who can imagine
can do the magic, friends!
-So, what do you guys do?
-Well…
we make a team of people we know
and make money while also having fun.
Goldy will explain further.
Goldy, tell him.
You need to add four people.
-They will add four people under them.
-Yes.
-Tell him!
-Excellent play! The back zone's setup!
And the front zone has hit
a back-breaking smash!
And Tandrust Makhane
have become the champions!
Many, many congratulations
to Tandrust Makhane!
-What's next?
-I would also like to say something
to the losing team.
When a tiny ant carries a grain
and climbs a wall,
it slips a hundred times.
But its effort is never in vain.
Those who keep trying never lose!
Goldy?
Hey, Goldy!
Goldy ji, in life, each person has
just one thing meant for them.
And when that one thing clicks,
time itself seems to shift.
-Srivastav sir?
-He left.
He had a music class at school.
I had nearly convinced him.
But you just walked away!
Why did you do that?
You can add him under you.
I don't need him.
Okay?
Goldy…
Mahesh had called.
Gabbar has called you.
Alone.
He said he's angry
because you’ve shut the shop.
What will you tell him?
We will sing the songs of life…
Wait. Wait a minute.
Chanchal, start with the rhythm, my boy.
Pay attention, okay?
Come on, one more time.
One, two… one, two, three!
We will sing the songs of life…
What?
So, this is what's happening here!
Bunking Shantilal sir's class?!
What did I tell you in English class?
-No…
-Science.
-No…
-Math.
-No…
-Music.
No music!
I want to be polite, but you, you, you…
You're making children bunk class
to make a music video? Wow!
Wow, my worthless offspring!
The father toils through life,
while the son plays the tabla!
-You…
-My phone!
And you, Mr. Tansen…
meet me in the principal's office.
-Yes, Satkar?
-Goldy bhaiya…
can you get my phone screen
fixed by someone?
What happened?
-My phone is completely shattered.
-How?
Well, I was playing the guitar
in Srivastav sir's video.
Srivastav sir?
Dad happened to come there.
And he broke the phone in a fit of anger.
-This happened today?
-Yes, today.
He broke my phone, but he also
got Srivastav sir suspended.
Srivastav sir got suspended?
I see!
So, can you sort out
the phone screen for me?
Yes, I'll arrange it.
Collect it in the evening.
See you.
What's up?
You seem rather happy.
I'm not happy. I'm sad.
-Really?
-A friend of mine lost his job.
Babu?
He's coming.
He'll talk to you once he's here.
You think you can just
shut the shop like that?
Babu, I've started a new business.
It's a dealership of a huge
multinational company.
Which company?
Jumbolife.
Who knows if this company
will work or not!
It's an established business, Babu.
There's no chance of failure.
I will make you proud one day.
Mahesh.
Bring that.
-During the day?
-Hey, I'm talking about that…
Diary!
The diary! I'll go get it.
Go on.
Listen, Goldy.
It's your grandmother's birthday.
Take some time out and send invitations
to all the relatives, okay?
-Sure.
-Give it to him.
Here.
And listen, this diary contains
the full list of all relatives' addresses
and phone numbers.
What is it now?
Babu, going by scooter
takes a lot of time.
So?
You've got a new motorbike.
Oh, boy! Your eyes always land on
whatever is new, don't they?
Mahesh, give it to him.
-What?
-The key! What else?
-It's a new bike.
-Let him have the bike key.
Mama, he will damage the shockers!
He has to give the invitations.
It's our own work. Give it to him.
But it's new. Even you
haven't ridden it properly yet.
Then it will start making noise.
-Ride it carefully, okay?
-Yes.
-Go.
-I'll see you later.
We don't need a rickshaw.
We can walk and get there in half an hour.
Goldy!
Where are you going?
My friend lives here. Srivastav ji.
Manoj Srivastav?
Since when is he your friend?
Look, Goldy. Don approached him first.
Let him close it.
How do you know
who approached him first?
Hey, I've taught you so much.
Can't you leave one lead for me?
This.
I want to drop this
"one lead each" system.
So, I won't leave them.
Okay.
Then I'll complain to DJ sir.
-Divyajyoti sir…
-Hey…
Now see the power of my upline.
Hands off!
This way.
Come on, sir.
Tea.
Come on, don't stress yourself out.
Arpit will remain in this school
until 8th grade.
There's absolutely no problem.
No, Radha ji.
I cannot undo what happened to me,
but I can make sure
it doesn't repeat with our son.
He will go to a good school.
And he will learn horse riding.
-Dad!
-Hey!
-Hey!
-Look, it's flying!
Careful!
Goldy ji?
Sir…
This is your house?
Yes.
A dog was chasing me, sir.
So, I had to scale the wall.
Wow, you jumped that high wall so easily.
You are really courageous.
Well, sir, yesterday you said,
"Those who can imagine can create magic."
So, I just…
Sir, you didn't go to school?
I guess you haven't heard.
Come, let's have tea.
Goldy ji. The one with likes.
-Namaste.
-Please come.
Some people end up selling their hard work
for peanuts in government or private jobs.
But remember, Jumbolife doesn't
give you a fixed salary,
but a stupendous opportunity to fulfill
your dreams and unlimited income,
because in Jumbolife,
only sky is the limit.
Sir, you said when that one thing
clicks, time itself seems to shift.
Losing this job is a sign, sir.
Something is about to click.
See for yourself.
Tarun Bajaj sir.
Check how many subscribers he has.
This is what you wanted, right?
Sir, your suspension was
for 15 days, right?
After 15 days,
you won't have to go back to school.
-Goldy ji, just tell me what to do.
-Sir, I will tell you.
Sir, he's my senior.
Hello. Please come.
Have a seat.
Radha ji, if we could get
two cups of tea…
Sir.
As I was saying--
He explains the process
and system really well.
Oh, I see.
It's all done anyway.
You can go ahead with your
process and system.