The Quintessential Quintuplets (2019) s01e02 Episode Script
Rooftop Confession
1
I'm glad everyone's all here today.
Well, this is our home.
You still haven't given up?
Didn't I tell you
that we didn't need a tutor?
Then prove it to me.
Prove it?
I'm going to have all of you
take a test right now.
For whoever gets a passing score,
I'll promise
to never go near them again.
Uesugi-san?!
A test?
Why do I have
to bother doing something like that?
Fine. I'll take it.
Huh? Itsuki, are you serious?
We just have to pass it.
Now, I won't have
to see your face anymore.
Everyone, let's do our best!
Fine then.
What's the passing score?
Sixty. No
Fifty points is enough.
We're not obligated to take it
but don't underestimate us so much.
I'm done grading!
Unbelievable! You got 100 points!
All together.
Don't tell me
Run!
These guys
are all failing together?!
Dammit.
I didn't think tutoring
and balancing my own studies
would be this hard.
Barely made it.
Huh?
Whoa!
It's a foreign model
I've never seen before.
It must cost at least a million yen.
Oh.
W-What is it?
How rude to stare!
Good morning!
You again?
Oh, Futaro-kun!
Oh, hey!
You guys are going to run again?!
Look closely!
I'm empty-handed! I mean no harm!
We won't be fooled!
He might trick us into studying.
What do you guys think I am?
We'll admit that we were powerless.
But we'll take care
of our own problems ourselves.
You can study by yourself too.
That's right.
Really.
Then everyone reviewed their tests, right?
Question Number 1.
Who is the warlord that Mori Motonari
defeated at the Battle of Miyajima?
TREMBLE, TREMBLE
No answer
Now, I know one thing.
These five extremely hate studying.
And
they seem to hate me too.
SOCIAL DISTANCING
QUINTUPLET PROJEC
I'll have to gain their trust one by one.
Huh? Miku
She had that question from earlier right.
Then why didn't she
Miku
Here's your Grilled Beef S--
Yo, Miku.
Hm?
You having lunch right now?
Er, um, you got a 350-yen sandwich and--
Huh? What's that drink?
Matcha Soda.
Matcha? R-Really
I'm actually curious
about how that tastes.
I won't let you have any
since you're mean, Futaro.
Can I ask you something?
About that question earlier
Oh.
-Huh?
-Uesugi-san!
Yotsuba!
I'm sorry we ran away this morning!
Oh, and Miku--
Look at this! It's my English homework!
I got all of it wrong!
Come on, don't get in their way.
Uh, in their way?
Oh, Ichika, let's have him teach us too.
Ermm, I think I'll pass.
You know, we're dumb anyway.
That's exactly why you
Besides,
what fun is spending all of high school
only studying?
Let's enjoy our youth more!
Like with love!
Love
That is the most foolish act furthest away
from education one can do.
Whoever wants to can go ahead.
But the highlight of their life
will become their school years.
It's too late to fix this twisted mindset.
Even if I wanted some romance,
I've got no one.
What about you, Miku?
Do you have a guy you like?
N-No.
What's gotten into her?
That face
We're sisters so I can tell right away!
There's no mistake!
Miku is in love!
What?
Miku's in love?
Just when I need them to focus
on studying for me.
Hm? What's this?
From Miku?
"Come to the roof after school.
There's something I want to tell you.
I can't hold back my feelings anymore."
It's me?!
Wait, a love letter?
Miku likes me?
But it's only been three days
since we met.
What are you grinning for?
It's very creepy.
I-I'm not grinning!
This must be a prank.
Chill out, Futaro Uesugi.
There's no need for me
to play along with it!
See?!
I fell for the oldest trick in the book.
If she really did come,
it would've been
a problem.
I'm glad.
You saw my note.
I wanted to say this in the cafeteria
but I didn't want anyone to hear it.
Oh no, this situation doesn't sound good.
Futaro, um
Miku's in love!
Um Miku?
I've been wanting to say this.
Su
Su?
Su
Sue Harukata.
Sue Harukata?
All right! I said it clearly.
W-Wait a minute!
What's this about?
Is there a hidden message?
Quiet down. It's the question's answer.
Question?
Oh, from this morning?
W-Wait!
Why did you pick this moment to--
Oh!
Ahh! S-Sorry!
The Takeda Clan crest?
Isn't that Takeda Shingen's?
You saw it?
Yes
Huh?
D-Don't tell anyone.
I like warlords of the Sengoku period.
Huh?
It all started from the game I borrowed
from Yotsuba.
I was drawn to the ambitious warlords
and read many books too.
But everyone else in my class liked
good-looking actors and models,
and I liked bearded old men
I'm weird.
"Yeah, you're weird."
I could say that and deny her character.
But this is my chance!
Huh?
You're not weird!
Believe in what you like!
Oh yeah, I got a full score on
my last Japanese History test.
Is that true?
This is the power of a top student!
HOW'S THAT?
If you take my lessons,
I can tell you about warlords
that you don't know yet.
Does that mean
you know more than me?
What?
Then let me ask you.
There's a famous story that says
Nobunaga called Hideyoshi a monkey,
but this wasn't true.
What was his real nickname?
Sh-She talks a lot!
Oh, Hideyoshi's nickname.
I'm sure my Japanese History teacher
mentioned it
Bald rat.
Correct.
Thank you, Sensei!
There's a theory
that Uesugi Kenshin was a woman too.
Uh-huh, definitely!
Ishida Mitsunari never ate the persimmon.
Ah, I know.
Oda Nobunaga was said
to pour sake in skull cups.
Ah R-Right.
Warlords are the only connection
that keeps her linked
to Japanese History.
I have to take advantage of this chance!
And then--
Uh, I should get going soon.
Oh
But I don't feel like we've talked enough.
Hmm.
But I'm sure you'd want
to hear this story, Miku.
Oh yeah!
I'll focus the next tutoring lesson
on Japanese History.
Miku, will you take it?
If you insist that much fine.
I win!
If we just set a place to study,
I can manage the rest.
My life depends on it,
so don't think bad of me.
Wait.
Hm?
This is my token of friendship.
Try it.
Ugh
You said you were curious.
Don't worry.
There isn't any snot in it.
Just kidding.
Uh, what?
Did she just say, "snot"?
What's that mean?
Huh? Don't tell me
you don't know this anecdote?
I see.
You said you were smart,
but that's all you know?
Never mind,
there's nothing I can learn from you.
Bye-bye.
RECEPTION
I'd like to borrow all of these!
Um, yes
That's all I know? You just watch!
I swear I'll make you study!
Miku, I've been waiting for you!
What do you want, Futaro?
I challenge you to a match!
Huh?
Your favorite Sengoku quiz.
This time I'll answer all of them.
No.
Don't you ever give up?
Heh, scared of losing
at the one thing you're good at?
Takeda Shingen's Furinkazan banner
What does the kanji for "wind" in it mean?
Heh, that's too easy.
The answer is
"As swift as the wind."
H-Hey!
She ran off again!
That's right, they're always running.
From me and from studying.
I'm not letting them run anymore!
Wow, Uesugi-san!
Y-Yotsuba!
You need to watch where you're going.
Did Miku pass by here?
She ran in that direction.
Thanks!
Dammit, where did she--
Whoa!
Wow, Uesugi-san!
Y-Yotsuba?!
You need to watch where you're going.
Um
Sorry, Yotsuba.
Stay calm and listen.
Your doppelgänger is over there.
What?!
You're right, that's me!
You're going to die.
What?! I don't want to die!
What should I have for my last meal?
Hey, isn't that Yotsuba's hair
a little longer?
She took off her ribbon too.
And put on headphones
You're Miku, aren't you?!
Thank goodness.
Playing tricks on me!
I'm sorry I tricked you before!
These past two days,
I've read through every book
on the Sengoku period in the library!
You're lying.
Bye-bye!
And then uh?
Huh?
Now, I'm confident I can talk to you
at the same level!
Warlord shiritori game.
Ryuzoji Takanobu.
"Bu" then "fu" counts, right?
Fukushima Masanori.
The most famous warlord
of the Seven Spears of Shizugatake!
Kanamori Nagachika.
Ka Kawajiri Hidetaka!
Katakura Kojuro!
Uesugi Kagekatsu.
Tsu Tsuda Nobuzumi.
M-Miyoshi Nagayoshi.
Sh-Sh-Shimazu Toyohisa!
Sanada Yukimura
Can't take it anymore
Ra Ra
Why are you this
desperate?
You're pretty good
if you can match my speed.
I was the slowest runner
in my class though
It's hot.
Huh?
A-Are you thirsty?
Jeez, doesn't she have any shame?
Oh.
Here.
Oh, sorry!
You like this, right?
This 110 yen is a painful expense,
but there's definitely no snot in it.
Oh.
It's from when Ishida Mitsunari
drank the tea
with Otani Yoshitsugu's snot in it, right?
I don't know how many books I've read
to find that anecdote.
Well, in the end,
Yotsuba happened to be nearby
and looked it up for me on her phone.
Oh, Yotsuba
Did you tell Yotsuba that I like warlords?
Huh?
No, I didn't.
Do you need to keep it a secret
from your sister too?
I can't tell, because she's my sister.
How come?
Because I'm the biggest failure
out of the five.
You're bright compared to the rest.
Remember you had
the best test score before?
Futaro, you're nice.
I-I mean there's little difference
nonetheless
But I can kind of tell.
Whatever someone like me could do,
I know the other four could too.
We're quintuplets.
Wait a second.
If what Miku says is true
So just give up on me already--
My job is to tutor you five.
I will make them, as well as you study.
I will have all five
of you graduating together with smiles.
Say what you want, but that's impossible.
We can only get 100 points
with the five of us together.
Yeah, I completely thought
this would be impossible too.
Until today.
But after hearing your words,
I feel more confident.
You're quintuplets,
so whatever Miku can do,
the other four can too.
In other words,
whatever the other four can do,
you can do it too, Miku.
Take a look at this.
It's the test results from before.
Do you notice anything?
Oh.
None of the questions
we each got correct overlap.
Right. You guys are all still
20-point-average failing students.
But I saw the light in this.
If one can do it, everyone can.
Ichika
Nino
Yotsuba
Itsuki
And so can you, Miku.
I believe that all of you possess
the ability to get 100 points.
What are you saying?
That's illogical seriously.
You're overestimating quintuplets.
If only the other four
were as positive as you.
I did tell them to come
But
it's not the other four
Huh?
It's three now.
Right, Miku?
Ohh!
You decided to
come?
SENGOKU WARLORD PROBLEMS
Huh?
Hm?
Because of you, Futaro,
I started to think
that maybe I could do it too.
FUTARO UESUGI
That's why
you better take responsibility.
Leave it to me!
Oh!
Could the person you like be Uesugi-san?
No way.
Huh?
Subtitle translation by
Kanami Kitabayashi
Quintuplet facts!
-Who has the best grades among the five?
-Miku!
I'm in charge of strategy,
the strategist.
What's a strategist?
A strategist plans the military commands
on the battlefield in the Sengoku period.
She talks a lot!
I'm glad everyone's all here today.
Well, this is our home.
You still haven't given up?
Didn't I tell you
that we didn't need a tutor?
Then prove it to me.
Prove it?
I'm going to have all of you
take a test right now.
For whoever gets a passing score,
I'll promise
to never go near them again.
Uesugi-san?!
A test?
Why do I have
to bother doing something like that?
Fine. I'll take it.
Huh? Itsuki, are you serious?
We just have to pass it.
Now, I won't have
to see your face anymore.
Everyone, let's do our best!
Fine then.
What's the passing score?
Sixty. No
Fifty points is enough.
We're not obligated to take it
but don't underestimate us so much.
I'm done grading!
Unbelievable! You got 100 points!
All together.
Don't tell me
Run!
These guys
are all failing together?!
Dammit.
I didn't think tutoring
and balancing my own studies
would be this hard.
Barely made it.
Huh?
Whoa!
It's a foreign model
I've never seen before.
It must cost at least a million yen.
Oh.
W-What is it?
How rude to stare!
Good morning!
You again?
Oh, Futaro-kun!
Oh, hey!
You guys are going to run again?!
Look closely!
I'm empty-handed! I mean no harm!
We won't be fooled!
He might trick us into studying.
What do you guys think I am?
We'll admit that we were powerless.
But we'll take care
of our own problems ourselves.
You can study by yourself too.
That's right.
Really.
Then everyone reviewed their tests, right?
Question Number 1.
Who is the warlord that Mori Motonari
defeated at the Battle of Miyajima?
TREMBLE, TREMBLE
No answer
Now, I know one thing.
These five extremely hate studying.
And
they seem to hate me too.
SOCIAL DISTANCING
QUINTUPLET PROJEC
I'll have to gain their trust one by one.
Huh? Miku
She had that question from earlier right.
Then why didn't she
Miku
Here's your Grilled Beef S--
Yo, Miku.
Hm?
You having lunch right now?
Er, um, you got a 350-yen sandwich and--
Huh? What's that drink?
Matcha Soda.
Matcha? R-Really
I'm actually curious
about how that tastes.
I won't let you have any
since you're mean, Futaro.
Can I ask you something?
About that question earlier
Oh.
-Huh?
-Uesugi-san!
Yotsuba!
I'm sorry we ran away this morning!
Oh, and Miku--
Look at this! It's my English homework!
I got all of it wrong!
Come on, don't get in their way.
Uh, in their way?
Oh, Ichika, let's have him teach us too.
Ermm, I think I'll pass.
You know, we're dumb anyway.
That's exactly why you
Besides,
what fun is spending all of high school
only studying?
Let's enjoy our youth more!
Like with love!
Love
That is the most foolish act furthest away
from education one can do.
Whoever wants to can go ahead.
But the highlight of their life
will become their school years.
It's too late to fix this twisted mindset.
Even if I wanted some romance,
I've got no one.
What about you, Miku?
Do you have a guy you like?
N-No.
What's gotten into her?
That face
We're sisters so I can tell right away!
There's no mistake!
Miku is in love!
What?
Miku's in love?
Just when I need them to focus
on studying for me.
Hm? What's this?
From Miku?
"Come to the roof after school.
There's something I want to tell you.
I can't hold back my feelings anymore."
It's me?!
Wait, a love letter?
Miku likes me?
But it's only been three days
since we met.
What are you grinning for?
It's very creepy.
I-I'm not grinning!
This must be a prank.
Chill out, Futaro Uesugi.
There's no need for me
to play along with it!
See?!
I fell for the oldest trick in the book.
If she really did come,
it would've been
a problem.
I'm glad.
You saw my note.
I wanted to say this in the cafeteria
but I didn't want anyone to hear it.
Oh no, this situation doesn't sound good.
Futaro, um
Miku's in love!
Um Miku?
I've been wanting to say this.
Su
Su?
Su
Sue Harukata.
Sue Harukata?
All right! I said it clearly.
W-Wait a minute!
What's this about?
Is there a hidden message?
Quiet down. It's the question's answer.
Question?
Oh, from this morning?
W-Wait!
Why did you pick this moment to--
Oh!
Ahh! S-Sorry!
The Takeda Clan crest?
Isn't that Takeda Shingen's?
You saw it?
Yes
Huh?
D-Don't tell anyone.
I like warlords of the Sengoku period.
Huh?
It all started from the game I borrowed
from Yotsuba.
I was drawn to the ambitious warlords
and read many books too.
But everyone else in my class liked
good-looking actors and models,
and I liked bearded old men
I'm weird.
"Yeah, you're weird."
I could say that and deny her character.
But this is my chance!
Huh?
You're not weird!
Believe in what you like!
Oh yeah, I got a full score on
my last Japanese History test.
Is that true?
This is the power of a top student!
HOW'S THAT?
If you take my lessons,
I can tell you about warlords
that you don't know yet.
Does that mean
you know more than me?
What?
Then let me ask you.
There's a famous story that says
Nobunaga called Hideyoshi a monkey,
but this wasn't true.
What was his real nickname?
Sh-She talks a lot!
Oh, Hideyoshi's nickname.
I'm sure my Japanese History teacher
mentioned it
Bald rat.
Correct.
Thank you, Sensei!
There's a theory
that Uesugi Kenshin was a woman too.
Uh-huh, definitely!
Ishida Mitsunari never ate the persimmon.
Ah, I know.
Oda Nobunaga was said
to pour sake in skull cups.
Ah R-Right.
Warlords are the only connection
that keeps her linked
to Japanese History.
I have to take advantage of this chance!
And then--
Uh, I should get going soon.
Oh
But I don't feel like we've talked enough.
Hmm.
But I'm sure you'd want
to hear this story, Miku.
Oh yeah!
I'll focus the next tutoring lesson
on Japanese History.
Miku, will you take it?
If you insist that much fine.
I win!
If we just set a place to study,
I can manage the rest.
My life depends on it,
so don't think bad of me.
Wait.
Hm?
This is my token of friendship.
Try it.
Ugh
You said you were curious.
Don't worry.
There isn't any snot in it.
Just kidding.
Uh, what?
Did she just say, "snot"?
What's that mean?
Huh? Don't tell me
you don't know this anecdote?
I see.
You said you were smart,
but that's all you know?
Never mind,
there's nothing I can learn from you.
Bye-bye.
RECEPTION
I'd like to borrow all of these!
Um, yes
That's all I know? You just watch!
I swear I'll make you study!
Miku, I've been waiting for you!
What do you want, Futaro?
I challenge you to a match!
Huh?
Your favorite Sengoku quiz.
This time I'll answer all of them.
No.
Don't you ever give up?
Heh, scared of losing
at the one thing you're good at?
Takeda Shingen's Furinkazan banner
What does the kanji for "wind" in it mean?
Heh, that's too easy.
The answer is
"As swift as the wind."
H-Hey!
She ran off again!
That's right, they're always running.
From me and from studying.
I'm not letting them run anymore!
Wow, Uesugi-san!
Y-Yotsuba!
You need to watch where you're going.
Did Miku pass by here?
She ran in that direction.
Thanks!
Dammit, where did she--
Whoa!
Wow, Uesugi-san!
Y-Yotsuba?!
You need to watch where you're going.
Um
Sorry, Yotsuba.
Stay calm and listen.
Your doppelgänger is over there.
What?!
You're right, that's me!
You're going to die.
What?! I don't want to die!
What should I have for my last meal?
Hey, isn't that Yotsuba's hair
a little longer?
She took off her ribbon too.
And put on headphones
You're Miku, aren't you?!
Thank goodness.
Playing tricks on me!
I'm sorry I tricked you before!
These past two days,
I've read through every book
on the Sengoku period in the library!
You're lying.
Bye-bye!
And then uh?
Huh?
Now, I'm confident I can talk to you
at the same level!
Warlord shiritori game.
Ryuzoji Takanobu.
"Bu" then "fu" counts, right?
Fukushima Masanori.
The most famous warlord
of the Seven Spears of Shizugatake!
Kanamori Nagachika.
Ka Kawajiri Hidetaka!
Katakura Kojuro!
Uesugi Kagekatsu.
Tsu Tsuda Nobuzumi.
M-Miyoshi Nagayoshi.
Sh-Sh-Shimazu Toyohisa!
Sanada Yukimura
Can't take it anymore
Ra Ra
Why are you this
desperate?
You're pretty good
if you can match my speed.
I was the slowest runner
in my class though
It's hot.
Huh?
A-Are you thirsty?
Jeez, doesn't she have any shame?
Oh.
Here.
Oh, sorry!
You like this, right?
This 110 yen is a painful expense,
but there's definitely no snot in it.
Oh.
It's from when Ishida Mitsunari
drank the tea
with Otani Yoshitsugu's snot in it, right?
I don't know how many books I've read
to find that anecdote.
Well, in the end,
Yotsuba happened to be nearby
and looked it up for me on her phone.
Oh, Yotsuba
Did you tell Yotsuba that I like warlords?
Huh?
No, I didn't.
Do you need to keep it a secret
from your sister too?
I can't tell, because she's my sister.
How come?
Because I'm the biggest failure
out of the five.
You're bright compared to the rest.
Remember you had
the best test score before?
Futaro, you're nice.
I-I mean there's little difference
nonetheless
But I can kind of tell.
Whatever someone like me could do,
I know the other four could too.
We're quintuplets.
Wait a second.
If what Miku says is true
So just give up on me already--
My job is to tutor you five.
I will make them, as well as you study.
I will have all five
of you graduating together with smiles.
Say what you want, but that's impossible.
We can only get 100 points
with the five of us together.
Yeah, I completely thought
this would be impossible too.
Until today.
But after hearing your words,
I feel more confident.
You're quintuplets,
so whatever Miku can do,
the other four can too.
In other words,
whatever the other four can do,
you can do it too, Miku.
Take a look at this.
It's the test results from before.
Do you notice anything?
Oh.
None of the questions
we each got correct overlap.
Right. You guys are all still
20-point-average failing students.
But I saw the light in this.
If one can do it, everyone can.
Ichika
Nino
Yotsuba
Itsuki
And so can you, Miku.
I believe that all of you possess
the ability to get 100 points.
What are you saying?
That's illogical seriously.
You're overestimating quintuplets.
If only the other four
were as positive as you.
I did tell them to come
But
it's not the other four
Huh?
It's three now.
Right, Miku?
Ohh!
You decided to
come?
SENGOKU WARLORD PROBLEMS
Huh?
Hm?
Because of you, Futaro,
I started to think
that maybe I could do it too.
FUTARO UESUGI
That's why
you better take responsibility.
Leave it to me!
Oh!
Could the person you like be Uesugi-san?
No way.
Huh?
Subtitle translation by
Kanami Kitabayashi
Quintuplet facts!
-Who has the best grades among the five?
-Miku!
I'm in charge of strategy,
the strategist.
What's a strategist?
A strategist plans the military commands
on the battlefield in the Sengoku period.
She talks a lot!