The Scooby-Doo Show (1976) s01e02 Episode Script

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What a super idea for a vacation,
a Meican fiesta.
Yeah. And Scooby's already
started celebrating.
Look at that canine caballero go.
-What happened?
-We must've hit a chuckhole.
-Let's check the damage.
-Come on, Scoob.
Wow, this is some chuckhole.
lt must be 15 feet long.
l hate to ask, but, like,
do chuckholes have toes?
Of course not.
Then, like, we're standing
in a giant footprint.
-Footprint?
-That's ridiculous, Shaggy.
Anything with a foot that big
would have to be 50 feet tall.
And that's impossible.
Yeah, impossible.
Well, the ale's okay.
Let's get going.
We ought to reach the fiesta town
of Cinco by nightfall.
Here we are at last: the village of Cinco.
Yeah, but if this is a fiesta town,
where is everybody?
That looks like someone
over there in the plaza.
Maybe he can tell us
where our hotel is.
-Does anyone know Spanish?
-Like, l'm an epert.
-You? This l gotta hear.
-Sure.
Tacos, tamales, tortillas,
chiles rellenos.
-That's your Spanish?
-Well, it works fine at a taco stand.
Forget it, Shag, just go.
-Come on, Scoob.
-Okay.
Tacos, tamales, enchiladas.
Ecuse me, sir, but could you--?
-Zoinks. Like, it's a monster.
-A monster.
Come on, Scooby.
lt's every dog for himself.
Help. He's got me.
Help.
Rela, Shag, it's only a statue.
A statue?
-lt's a stone carving of an Aztec god.
-He looks angry.
Maybe he got up on the wrong side
of the plaza this morning.
Hey, everybody, come on.
l found the hotel.
Let's go.
-lt looks deserted.
-Or else everyone's asleep.
They're all taking a fiesta siesta, huh?
A little south-of-the-border humor.
-Okay, Scooby, go get the luggage.
-Right.
Pardon me.
Hey, Scooby, slow down.
Look out.
Where's Scooby?
Monster. Monster.
What's with him?
l am Juan Martinez,
owner of this hotel.
What brings you to my place?
We came here for the fiesta,
Se�or Martinez.
Oh, that is too bad.
There will be no fiesta.
No fiesta?
Well, how come?
Because of the great, giant ghost.
What did l tell you
about the giant footprint?
The great King Cotazuma
of the ancient Aztecs
walks the land,
and the people are afraid.
Me too.
-Have you actually seen this ghost?
-Oh, yes.
Fifty feet tall, with great red eyes
and a terrible, bellowing voice.
-And five big toes.
-Yeah, five.
l have seen many strange things lately.
Like the phantom barge.
Phantom barge?
lt sails down the river every night,
carrying the ancient gods.
And then it disappears
before your very eyes.
Not before my eyes.
Scooby, like, let's lug our grabbage--
l mean, grab our luggage and split.
Right.
Not so fast, you two.
We've got a mystery on our hands.
And that means we're staying.
l was afraid of that.
Deserted fiestas, 50-foot ghosts
creepy statues, disappearing barges.
Oh, is this any way to spend a vacation?
-Nope.
-You bet it isn't.
Now what?
Someone's at the door, Scoob.
Go see who it is.
Okay.
-lt's for you.
-For me?
Wonder who it can be.
Zoinks, it's the.
Help.
Help.
-What was that?
-lt sounded like Shag and Scooby.
l think we ditched old stone bones.
Yeah.
Zoinks.
Oh, no. We're goners this time, Scoob.
Yeah, goners.
Sorry, we didn't mean to frighten you.
My wife and l have been collecting
these masks during our stay here.
What's going on, Shaggy?
Remember the freaky statue in the plaza?
Well, it's alive,
and it came after us in our room.
Ah, yes.
Strange things have been happening
since we arrived.
l'm Professor Stonehack,
and this is my wife, Elena.
l'm afraid we're the ones
who angered the great god Cotazuma.
-You?
-But how?
l'm an archaeologist
and we came here
to study the art of the ancient Aztecs.
We eplored the Great Pyramid
and Cotazuma's tomb.
Unfortunately, the inscription
on the door bore a warning
that anyone who dared enter
would release the ghost
of the ancient king.
Who dares invade my sacred tomb?
Begone, or l shall take
my revenge upon you.
My curse will follow and destroy
all those who profane the pyramid.
And l thought
l was grouchy in the mornings.
The ghost of Cotazuma has been roaming
the countryside ever since
terrifying the people.
No wonder they cancelled the fiesta.
We're afraid to stay any longer
so we're taking
the riverboat out tomorrow.
Yes, and if you're wise, you'll join us.
Scooby, will you quit fooling around?
You might damage that mask.
Oh, that's all right.
These are just inepensive
native headdresses
we're taking home as souvenirs.
Those aren't real jewels then?
Oh, no, they're just costume jewelry.
Forgive our haste,
but we must pack at once.
l hope we see you on the riverboat,
for your own safety.
Our own safety?
l wonder if there's any connection
between Cotazuma
and the stone creep
that chased Shag and Scoob.
There sure is. They're both scaring
the daylights out of us.
-Yeah.
-Hey, look.
lt's Professor Stonehack.
Oh, no.
Cotazuma.
Did you see that?
-Nope.
-Nope.
-The professor has vanished.
-And look.
Another giant footprint.
Yeah, like, that Cotazuma is big enough
to play for the New York Giants.
So the legend is true.
Oh, poor Professor Stonehack.
Well, legend or no legend
we're not leaving till we find out
what's happened.
-Right, gang?
-Right.
Oh, all right.
But Cotazuma isn't gonna like it.
Cotazuma's obviously
the key to this mystery.
-Why don't we go to the pyramid?
-Good idea.
We'll get a boat
and go up the river.
Maybe we can find
some answers there.
-Like, l hope that's all we find.
-Yeah.
They told me the old hermit who lives here
could loan us a boat.
But l can't ride in a boat.
l get seasick.
You've never gotten seasick before.
Yeah, well, it only happens when
l'm going upriver to haunted pyramids.
You want to borrow my boat?
Well, yes. We want to--
Go upriver to the pyramid.
-That's right, to--
-Find the ghost of Cotazuma.
How do you know all that?
l have ways of knowing these things.
The boat's down by the river.
Like, l wonder if he knows
if we're ever coming back?
Come on.
Wow, what a creepy river.
l just hope this leaky,
old tub can make it.
lf it doesn't, we're sunk.
Just a little joke there, l hope.
Don't look now, but look.
-The phantom barge.
-And it's heading right for us.
Man the lifeboats. Cowards first.
What happened?
The barge, it disappeared.
But that's impossible.
Oh, yeah? So are 50-foot ghosts,
but we saw one.
Well, if there are any answers,
l think we'll find them at the pyramid.
-What's the matter?
-Footprints. Footprints.
Good work, Scooby.
Those footprints lead off the trail.
Shaggy, Scooby,
you two check them out.
The girls and l will keep going
towards the pyramid.
After you, Scoob.
-After you.
-Oh, no, no, no.
-After you.
-You.
Oh, no, you, you, you.
No, no, you, you, you.
Look.
lt's the pyramid.
But what's that glowing?
Zoinks, it's old Cotazuma himself.
You have been warned.
Leave these sacred grounds at once.
That's fine with me.
l'm a great believer in ghostly warnings.
We're with you.
lt's the stone creature.
Zoinks, we're trapped.
Somebody do something.
Nice going, Scoob.
Quick, into the jungle.
So far, so good.
At least we made it to the pyramid.
The long way around.
But we can't find an entrance
which means
there must be a secret passage, right?
A secret passage?
Like, finding it
will probably take all night.
Short night, wasn't it?
Good work, Shag.
Like, wow, it's dark in here.
Let's find a light switch.
Don't be ridiculous.
The Aztecs built this pyramid
centuries before
electricity was discovered?
They must have remodeled this one.
This case is getting more mysterious
every second.
lt only seems that way, Daphne.
Finding a modern light switch in here
is definitely a clue.
What we need are more clues, and fast.
Let's split up.
Do we have to?
This place is decorated
in early Nothing.
Wait till we find
one of the rooms, Daphne.
The Aztecs
had a highly developed civilization.
Yeah, but not this highly developed.
A movie projector.
But what would the ancient Aztecs
be doing with a projector?
You have not heeded my warnings.
lt's Cotazuma,
but he's shrunk to our size.
Now you will suffer
the curse of Cotazuma.
Let's throw a little light on the subject.
Run, girls.
Wow, it sure is dark and scary in here.
-Stay close.
-Okay.
Not that close.
Listen, Scoob. Something's following us.
A vacuum cleaner.
A vacuum cleaner?
What's a vacuum cleaner doing
in an Aztec pyramid?
l don't know.
What kind of crazy vacuum cleaner
is this?
lt's, like, making fog
instead of picking up the dirt.
We'd better start fogging and jogging.
Like, bye-bye, weirdo.
Zoinks. A dead end.
Do something, Scoob. Save me.
l said, save me, not bury me.
-An escape tunnel.
-Escape tunnel?
Hey, great idea, Scoob.
l think we lost Cotazuma.
We also lost us.
And where are Shaggy and Scooby?
Scooby-Doo.
And Shaggy too.
Thanks a lot.
What were you two doing underground?
Running. The hard way.
Look, Cotazuma.
-Zoinks. What'll we do?
-Quick.
He hasn't seen us yet. lnside.
Yeah, he'll never find us in here.
And neither will anyone else.
Ever.
We're trapped.
l don't see a single eit sign.
Just look at this room.
This must have been a treasure house
of Aztec jewels and statues.
But they're all gone.
lt looks like someone broke in here
and took everything they could.
Would you guys stop worrying about Aztecs
and start worrying about us?
-Yeah, us.
-Rela, Shaggy.
lf l remember my ancient Aztec
these inscriptions say this room
is dedicated to the moon goddess.
Her worshippers
had a secret entrance to this room.
The inscriptions say
that when the moonlight hits this square
a mechanism is triggered
which opens a secret door.
-But how's moonlight gonna get in here?
-From up there.
Yeah, moonlight's
coming through that slot in the ceiling.
But it's nowhere near
that square on the wall.
All we need are some of these brass pieces
to reflect the light.
Get ready, gang.
Here goes the old
Aztec-moonlight-open-the-door trick.
Bull's-eye.
-lt worked.
-Then, like, let's go.
l've seen enough of this old rock pile
for one day.
Me too.
-There it is.
-The phantom barge.
Yeah, and it looks like
it's got a full cargo again.
Here comes Cotazuma and stone face.
And they're carrying treasures
from the pyramid.
This whole mystery
is starting to make sense now.
Well, l'll tell you
what makes sense to me:
-Getting out of here.
-Right.
-Out of here and onto that barge.
-What?
Come on, you two. Fred's right.
We gotta get to the bottom
of this mystery.
But if they find us,
we'll get to the bottom of that river.
Would you do it
for a Scooby Snack, Scoob?
lt's only fair, Scooby.
-l have to go with you.
-Here, Scoob.
Let's go.
So far, so good.
Now we'll find out
where this disappearing barge really goes.
Look, he's using that pole
to trigger an underwater lever
to open that wall.
So that's what makes
the phantom barge disappear.
They sail into a secret channel.
One more trip
and all the treasure will be ours.
What are we gonna do?
Well, they tried to scare us
let's see how they like it.
What was that?
Keep going. Keep going.
We'll chase them into a crate
and slam it closed.
-Look.
-Well, so much for our plan.
Hang on, guys.
Have a nice trip.
Zoinks. There's that walking pile of rocks
waiting for us.
Okay, gang, behind those crates.
Now here's where we turn the tables
on those pyramid pests.
Tables? What tables?
Just a figure of speech, Scoob.
Now, when Cotazuma and
the stone creature get to that spot
we jump down
on the end of this teeter-totter
sending that crate up to land on them,
trapping them.
-lt can't miss.
-Where have l heard that before?
But how do we get them to the X?
Simple. One of us just lures them there.
We need someone who is brave,
strong and fearless.
Knock it off, Scooby.
That disguise isn't gonna work.
Okay, now.
Go, Scooby, go.
Quick, everybody grab a spring
and get set.
lt's Professor Stonehack and his wife.
The people of Cinco are grateful that
you have solved the mystery of the ghost
and saved our treasures
from the criminals.
Thank you, Se�or Martinez.
l've got to admit it,
that professor was pretty clever.
Using this gadget to make clouds of fog.
And then projecting that film of himself
in the Cotazuma costume onto the fog
so it would look
like a 50-foot tall ghost.
And naturally, that movie and those huge
phony footprints scared everybody away
while he robbed the pyramid
of everything in it.
And then he smuggled all the real jewels
out in those fake souvenir headdresses
planning to come back
for the bigger stuff later.
A little hot sauce.
And more hot sauce.
Some guacamole.
And chili peppers.
What on earth are you two doing?
Like, we're making
the world's biggest burrito.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
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