Tommy & Tuppence (2025) s01e02 Episode Script
Episode 2
1
♪
[ Fireworks popping ]
Aunt Ada: A wedding,
a special day
where dreams come true,
a celebration
of love and commitment
in the company of family
and dear friends.
♪
Unless
a deadly crime
turns it into something
much more
nightmarish
Bingo did it.
♪
-[ Screams ]
-[ Screams ]
-I'm so sorry!
-What the fuck!
-What the fuck!
-You were having a nightmare,
-and you were shouting.
-Oh, my God.
-I didn't wanna wake you.
-Oh, my God.
[ Breathing heavily ]
Oh, my God.
It was so horrible.
Let me guess about bunnies?
Yeah.
[ Groans ] What time is it?
Just gone half 6:00.
Oh, my God, have you slept?
Not really.
I had to treat it like a book.
And I've also always secretly
wanted to do a murder wall.
I mean, it's colour coordinated?
Well, obviously.
Oh, and also, your, erm
your phone keeps ringing.
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
Well, it can wait.
Because we have a job to do.
[ Upbeat violin music plays ]
♪
Come on.
♪
So
when were you gonna tell us
that you withheld evidence
from the scene of a crime?
-Um
-I mean, I guess now.
And we just wanna outline why
Bingo isn't the murderer and
And I don't like it when people
tell me how to do my job.
Okay, but the bunny costume
in the photo
it has all its buttons on it.
Which means
that there were two rabbits,
and therefore,
Bingo is being framed.
Well, that photo,
which you shouldn't have,
is blurry at best.
And we checked Bingo's costume.
There is a button missing.
Still, it's probably worth
looking into.
-Or Or not.
-Yeah, but I was being followed last night
because I guess
we were on to them.
And did they threaten you or?
I don't know,
he just disappeared.
I threw some Tic Tacs at him.
And
What other evidence do you have
that proves that Bingo did it?
[ Laughs ] Well,
this isn't an open Q and A,
but since you think
I'm clearly incompetent,
there was a lover's code that
only Bingo and Tatiana knew.
Now, that code was used
to set up a meeting
in the cloak room at midnight.
Then Bingo used Tatiana's
phone to divert the meeting,
giving himself a flimsy alibi.
Tatiana didn't have
her phone in the toilet.
Exactly. Because he did.
So, Bingo had Tatiana's phone
on him when
-when you arrested him?
-No.
But then murderers don't usually
keep evidence on them.
You learn that
at detective school.
Look, Bingo had the means,
the motive,
and not forgetting the fact
that the victim told you
to your face
Bingo did it.
But that doesn't mean
it was definitely him.
Well, we will look into it.
All of it.
But if you decide to keep
playing cops and robbers,
I will make your little game
a reality
and arrest you
for wasting police time.
Do I make myself clear?
-Both: Yeah.
-Good. Show them out, Draper.
Thanks for this.
Um, by the way,
I hope you don't mind me saying,
but I'm a huge fan of your books.
-I love Di Dashford.
-Oh, yeah. Wow. Thank you.
I mean,
loads of your so-called fans,
they've all dropped off
because it's been so long
since your last book.
But us diehards, we
we know you can do it.
-Tuppence: That was a disaster.
-Tommy: Yeah.
We need help.
I know the perfect person.
Bye.
♪
Oh, my God, you did not tell me
that your aunt
was at Sunny Ridge.
This is like heaven
for theatrical has-beens.
Oi, less of the has-beens.
-Sorry.
-Aunt Ada. This is
Tuppence Cowley,
precocious younger sister,
daughter of a vicar,
hence the need to rebel,
and a Bundeba
whatever that means.
Ooh. How did you know?
-It's her party trick.
-Er, hello.
You have social media.
Now, why do you both look
like you've hit an investigative
dead end?
So basically, that's everything.
And we're a bit lost.
I see.
Ah! Fresh meat.
The regulars get all excited,
figure out if she's worth
fighting over for Bridge.
Pathetic.
Well, darlings,
it's like my mother used to say,
you can't pickle a pig and darn
your stockings at the same time.
You can't do two things at once.
What is your most direct route
to freeing your friend?
Finding the other bunny.
Because if we find
the other costume,
then the police
have to listen to us.
Exactly.
I knew you'd get there.
Just didn't think it would take
quite so long.
But where do we even start
to look for it?
Come on, lovelies.
It's like when you lose
anything as a child.
Where did you last see it?
♪
Okay, I remember there was a
dumpster by the staff entrance,
so let's just start there.
Pippa: Oh, hello! Yoo-hoo!
The wedding tours
start this way, please.
Yes. We're really excited.
-[ Chuckles ]
-Just follow my lead.
Okay.
Seems you're our only couple.
Tommy: [ Chuckles ]
I wonder why.
So, as you can see,
you can decorate the venue
to suit your own personal taste.
♪
Can I just say,
you make a lovely couple.
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
How long have you been together?
Oh, um, we, um,
met at university.
Pippa: [ Gasps ] First love.
Oh, powerful.
[ Chuckles ]
Come.
Flamingos.
The lovers' code.
-Don't you see?
-No.
The police said that Bingo
had Tatiana's phone
and sent himself a flimsy alibi, right?
-Okay.
-Right, but I was with him when he got that text,
which was a flamingo emoji,
like, multiple times.
Which must have meant meet
at the flamingos at midnight.
But he can't have sent
himself that text.
It was someone else making sure he
was out of the way during the murder.
-Further proof he was being framed.
-Yes.
Pippa: [ Clears throat ]
Are we saying yes then?
[ Chuckles ]
-Absolutely.
-Oh! Great.
My fiancé is gonna deal
with the paperwork.
Pippa: [ Scoffs ] Great.
Very good. If you just
-Tommy: Sure.
-Pippa: Sit there.
Well, I hope you're okay
with a December wedding.
Uh, well, I've already had
a summer one, so why not?
Um, no bunny outfit, by the way.
The police probably
already combed the place.
-Mm.
-[ Sighs ]
Maybe this is a waste of time.
[ Groans ]
♪
Er, excuse me.
-Shit.
-[ Trash bag thuds ]
Are you health and safety?
You better believe it.
I-It's not my fault.
The venue can't take
that much rubbish.
And you know these parties
no one eats any of the food,
so
So you take the rubbish
round here?
Well, yeah. Sorry.
It won't happen again.
No, it won't. Now scram.
Before we report you
for Section 27.
An order against dogs
in the workplace?
-Mm-hmm.
-She's not even bluffing.
Do we look like we work
for the council?
Well, you do.
Come on in. The rubbish is warm.
♪
Both: [ Exhale deeply ]
Maybe you're right.
Maybe we should just leave this.
I mean
[ Sighs defeatedly ]
Wait. What's that?
♪
Come here.
Oh!
Tommy: Holy smokes.
The other bunny costume.
And proof that Bingo was framed.
-You're welcome.
-Oh, my God.
Uh, I mean, okay, yeah.
I will, um, file this,
and I will get on it.
-[ Cellphone ringing ]
-Draper: DI Merriot!
Hello.
Marco?
Oh, Marco from Uber.
Hi. Yeah, um, I think I left my
bag in your car the other night.
Yeah, I was, um, I was dressed
as the Cheshire Cat.
Are you sure?
♪
Okay.
Lina didn't get the Uber.
She doesn't have an alibi.
♪
Wait, am I being Andrei again? cos I
have some thoughts about my character.
-Gone? Where have they gone?
-Tuppence: [ Shushing ]
Gladys: They have been
disposed of.
No, no, no!
They're my wife's possessions.
Find them for me.
Give them back, for God's sake.
Simon: Seb.
That's not what
this is really about, is it?
Why don't you just come with me?
Have a little chat in the office?
♪
You can stop hiding
behind the plant now.
Tommy: Sorry. It's just, um
I don't care.
All of that
over his wife's stapler?
Totally weird.
But then again,
you would be super messed up
if you found out your wife
was slyly shagging your mate.
[ Chuckles awkwardly ] I mean,
let's not slut shame the dead.
Oh.
Could we see Lina Weaver, please?
Well, she hasn't shown up
for work.
Pulled a sickie,
which, thank God,
cos she was the one that
got rid of his wife's stuff.
[ Laughs ]
Tommy: [ Chuckles ]
Oh, okay. Um, yeah.
Do you know what?
That, um, is actually
That's actually a real shame,
because we really needed
to tell her something.
Tommy: Yeah.
Um, and it would be really
great if there was somebody
that could just give us
her address.
Oh.
Oh, my God,
I really love your nails.
Ah.
Look at that colour.
I run my own side hustle.
But maybe we could
help each other out.
♪
I can't believe this is it.
We're actually about
to apprehend the killer.
Okay, let's really
think about our game plan.
Stop! Murderer!
Or that.
♪
Lina, why did you lie
about getting into that Uber?
Hey!
Listen, we could do this all day.
Fine.
I got out of the Uber
at the last minute
so I could talk to him
Simon about the situation.
The situation of you
being Tatiana's troll.
He was furious, told me to leave,
so I wandered around for a bit,
which is a crap alibi, so I lied.
And now you're doing a runner?
No. I can't stay here.
It's not safe.
-They're watching me.
-What do you mean?
Er, Simon told me to get rid of
Tatiana's work things, so I did.
But I-I maybe found something
that I shouldn't have.
Such as
I found this password.
I thought it was Tatiana's
client database.
She's so stingy,
she never shares her contacts.
So I used it
on her work computer.
-And
-And what?
[ Sighs ]
It all made sense suddenly.
I mean, I thought
she was Simon's favourite
because she flirted with him,
but it was so much more.
They were in it together.
In what?
Where's her laptop now?
I got rid of it all like Simon
told me to, but I-I-I
He must have seen what I was
doing or found out somehow.
And he's sent some guy after me
and following me around
on a motorbike,
which is why I have to get out
right now. [ Exhales ]
-Because it's not safe.
-You can't, you can't.
You have to tell the police
about this.
Tuppence: Yeah.
I mean, think about Tatiana.
You owe her.
[ Chuckles ] I've
always loved
"Alice in Wonderland",
but I forgot
it's not a nice story.
It is a fucking nightmare.
[ Keys jingling ]
Just be careful,
or you'll end up like her.
♪
[ Door closes ]
Tuppence: Okay.
Do you think Simon
could be our killer?
If he's Lina's alibi, she is his.
-Then he can't have done it.
-Yeah, but it doesn't mean he didn't plan it.
I mean, what do we think
the password reveals, anyway?
As far as I could Google,
he's just your usual property
mogul with dodgy morals,
a penchant for fraudulent
charity, and an OBE
It must have been highly illegal
to make Lina scared like that.
Yeah. That's true.
Come on, let's get looking.
She must have left
the password here somewhere.
-Okay.
-Tuppence: Okay.
Tommy: Let's have a look.
You just, like, checking to see
if she has one of her books?
-No.
-Yes, you are. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] No,
I am absolutely not doing that.
-Look at you.
-Tommy: [ Laughs ]
She's got your favourite book.
"Middlemarch".
Oh. [ Inhales sharply ]
Yep. I always lied
about reading that at Uni.
I know you did.
Drove me up the wall.
The lecturers loved you,
but you did none of the work.
It's because I was too busy,
you know, partying,
being cool,
like you're supposed to.
-Loser.
-Hey, I was cool
-Were you?
-Ish.
I mean,
you thought you were cool.
Excuse me. You can't talk.
You had monogrammed stationery.
-Both: [ Laugh ]
-How did we ever get together?
Such a car crash.
Terrible idea.
Er Tommy.
Hmm?
♪
Tuppence: [ Gasps ]
Oh, my God.
♪
Tuppence: [ Sighs heavily ]
Where's one of those hackers
from a kid's film
when you need one?
Without Tatiana's work laptop,
we're stuck.
Tuppence: [ Groans ]
And the police
don't even have her phone.
Tommy: [ Sighs ]
♪
-What?
-Tatiana's phone. I'm an idiot.
Sh She She ca
She called her phone from
from my phone
when we were in the toilet.
Like, I-I have her number.
What are you doing?
The murderer
would have thrown it away.
You heard what Merriot said.
-[ Line trilling ]
-Can't hurt to try.
♪
Voicemail.
♪
Tommy: "I know what you did."
Tuppence, what
Are you sure about this?
-Just think, please.
-Tommy, there's a grey tick.
♪
Tuppence:
[ Chuckles incredulously ]
That's another tick.
They kept it on.
They still have it.
-[ Cellphone ringing ]
-Tuppence: [ Gasps ]
Answer it, can you
-Answer the bloody thing.
-No. I don't want to.
-Go on, go on.
-What do I?
-Just pick it up.
-Tuppence: Okay.
Ju
Hello?
♪
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I haven't forgotten.
No, no, no,
of course I haven't forgotten.
I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
Where are you going?
We're still on the case.
And you just texted a murderer.
Tuppence!
♪
Tuppence: I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry!
[ Breathes heavily ]
Aunty,
you're 13.8 minutes late.
[ Breathless ]
I'm sorry, Liberty.
Mum is going to be
really cross with you.
I am aware, Verity, I am aware.
Let's just
get you home before mum has MI6
take me out.
Right. Let's run.
♪
Okay. Left. Turn here.
Go on.
Just stay there one sec.
[ Smooches ] Off you go.
I was only a few minutes late.
-Don't even.
-Charlie: Hey, is that Tupp?
-I've made dinner.
-Oh, hey, Charlie!
-Well, shall we go and eat, then, or
-Dinner can wait.
Tuppence: [ Under breath ]
Right.
What is going on here, Tuppence?
I don't understand why you're
still staying in my house.
That's a bit harsh.
I j I just need
a little bit more time to think.
What's with all the flowers?
They're from your husband.
Do you remember him?
Tuppence, what is the plan here?
Are you going back to LA
or are you breaking up?
Constance, first of all,
back off.
I'm not the government.
I don't need you
to make me a plan.
Then stop running away!
And start acting
like you've got one.
Because it's not fair on me.
And it's certainly not fair
on Julius.
So make a decision,
and make it soon,
or I'll tell Mum and Dad.
That is a low blow.
I'm being serious.
Now come on, let's go and eat.
No, I've actually lost
my appetite. Thanks.
Oh, come on,
don't sulk like a kid.
Tuppence: I'm not sulking.
♪
[ Sighing ]
♪
[ Indistinct conversation
in distance ]
Oi, you two
are meant to be asleep.
It's important to be up to date
with current affairs.
Woman: [ Speaking on iPad ]
Okay, yeah,
sometimes you guys freak me out.
Woman: Super difficult time,
which is why I'm writing a book
about my experience as Alice
in a not-so wonderland.
It was supposed to be my night.
I mean,
I planned the whole thing.
I love all things
"Alice in Wonderland",
and my book will be similar
to Lewis Carroll's.
Alice: [ Continues speaking
indistinctly ]
♪
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
Where'd you go?
I'm sending you something now,
okay? Watch it.
♪
I love all things
"Alice in Wonderland",
and my book will be similar
to Lewis Carroll's.
A lonely girl caught up in
the madness of a murder trial.
Are you seeing this?
Like it's that easy
to write a book.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look,
I know you said
it couldn't be Alice
because the murder ruined
her big moment, right?
But what if instead,
it gives her her moment?
I mean, like she said,
she planned the whole thing.
I know Simon is our
number one suspect, but
Wait. I have an idea.
Okay, Cowley, I'm all yours.
Okay, um, I will text you
in the morning where to meet.
Okay. Night, Tommy.
Bye, Tuppence.
Verity: We thought
your husband
Was called Julius.
♪
Writer's block's finally gone, then?
Just an idea.
I think Detective Dashford
needs a partner.
-Ooh.
-Like, a work partner.
Another detective.
And what about your partner?
[ Sighs heavily ] Tuppence.
♪
[ Sucks teeth ]
♪
Albert: So wait, if she's
married to this rich bloke,
what's she doing here, then?
I don't know, Albert.
Why don't you ask her out?
That's clearly vibes.
Mm.
I need to get back to work.
[ Keyboard keys clacking ]
Have you ever heard
of a little-known concept
called YOLO?
♪
[ Cellphone chimes ]
♪
Both: [ Chuckle ]
-Tommy: Yeah, shall we
-Swap.
-Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
-Tuppence: [ Laughs ]
-Tommy: So
-So
Right, turns out Alice shared
every single minute detail
of the wedding journey,
including where she was
getting her and Bingo's outfits.
-Wow.
-Tuppence: Yeah.
I bet you enjoyed that doom
scroll down the rabbit hole.
Needs must. Come on.
♪
I think we're in the right place.
[ Clears throat ]
♪
Sorry.
How can I help?
Did you rent two of these
bunny costumes recently
to this person?
We do make customers sign
a deposit waiver,
so technically,
there should be a record.
You wouldn't believe
the indecent things
some people get up to
in these costumes.
But I'm afraid I can't disclose
customer information.
If that's everything?
Oh, my God.
Is that the costume worn
by Blanche Dubois
in that seminal production
of "Streetcar"
that was in the car park?
It is.
It's a personal favourite
of mine.
Display only, of course.
Tuppence: Wow.
That is amazing.
Sales Assistant: Not many people
know this, but
[ Conversation continues
indistinctly ]
♪
Tommy: [ Clears throat softly ]
♪
I mean, you
you can completely tell.
I never want to hear about
stitch patterns ever again.
-Did you get it?
-Thanks to you.
You hate hurting books, though.
I know, but it was worth it.
Look.
-Okay.
-Right.
Alice signed her name here.
One bunny costume.
But more importantly, there's
another one further down.
-Carroll Lewis.
-As in
-Both: Lewis Carroll.
-Tommy: The author of "Alice in Wonderland".
She was using an alias.
But how do we prove that?
Because even if Alice
was wearing a disguise
when she got
the second bunny costume,
-right?
-Yeah.
Look here.
She signed as Alice.
-Tuppence: Yeah.
-Tommy: She signed as Lewis.
-Tuppence: Yeah.
-Tommy: Notice anything?
-The hearts.
-She dots her I's with hearts.
It's her trademark. She
didn't even think to change it.
We've got her.
Tuppence: They got here quick.
No.
No, but it wasn't even
It wasn't even me.
I didn't even do it.
Shut up and don't say anything.
I'll see you down at the station
in a bit, okay?
Office: Right. Come on.
I'm not done with you two.
Still don't trust him.
Likewise.
Thank you.
That tip off about the extra
costume was just what we needed.
-What else did you find on her?
-Draper: Her book.
She'd already written half of it
before the crime even took place.
Half of it? That's loads.
I mean, uh, uh, Bingo can
he can come home now, right?
Yeah, and we can get justice
for Tatiana.
Hopefully.
Um, I also found this
in Alice's bedroom.
Where'd she get that?
Yeah, that would be my fault.
That must have fallen out
of my pocket
when I was throwing shoes
at the dog.
I didn't hurt the dog, guys.
I just thought maybe that's why
someone followed you
the other night.
Has your address on it.
-Sorry.
-Draper: Yeah.
Rookie mistake.
Bye.
[ Engine starts ]
♪
That's it.
It's over.
You did it, Tuppence.
No, we did it.
So what now?
I think I have to go home.
-To LA?
-Yeah.
Julius booked me a flight, erm,
for tonight.
I was gonna tell you,
and I just didn't know
♪
Erm, well, you should probably
get going then.
We should grab your stuff
from my flat.
Tuppence: I'll be quick.
-Albert!
-Oh, my gosh.
-Albert: [ Groans ]
-Are you okay?
Albert: I'm so sorry, Tommy.
Tommy: What happened?
I heard a noise upstairs,
so I came to see
what was going on.
The place was completely
ransacked.
And then somebody in a motorbike
helmet pushed me out of the way.
I KO'd and they legged it.
-I'm such an idiot.
-No, you're not.
I'm so, so sorry
that this has happened.
It's not your fault.
You know, the weird thing is,
nothing seems to have been taken.
So what did they want?
Oh, and Tommy, I'm so sorry.
They've ruined your book wall.
Tuppence: [ Sighs ]
Nothing's really broken.
It's just messy.
We got Alice. We just didn't
We didn't get Motorbike Man.
What do you think
he was looking for in here?
Password.
Lina said he was following her.
Perhaps he saw us in her flat.
Saw me leaving this morning.
Shit. He has it.
Safe keeping.
Genius.
[ Inhales, exhales deeply ]
Okay, so if he was looking
for the password,
then this is about Simon
and Tatiana's secret business.
Cos that's what the password
unlocked, right?
Yeah.
So Motorbike Man is him.
- Tuppence:
- Yeah. Yeah.- It's Simon.
And he he
he did plan this.
He just used his
He just used his daughter
to actually do it.
Partners in crime.
-What are you doing?
-If Simon's the murderer,
-then he has Tatiana's phone.
-You're not texting him now.
-Stop. Stop!
-This will lead us straight to him.
Then we can track him down
and we can
Are you mad?
He nearly killed Albert
because of us.
Because of you, actually.
What? Albert's downstairs.
He's fine.
If you had just listened to me
and put the business cards
back in the first place,
they wouldn't have come here.
I didn't know that this
was going to happen.
Yeah. And you were texting him
yesterday.
You were goading him. No
wonder they wrecked the place.
-You wanted to crack the case as well.
-Yeah, of course I do.
But you always do this. You
rush into things without thinking.
-You don't listen.
-You are not better than me
because you play it safe, Tommy!
Fuck! Fuck!
Yeah.
I'm gonna call the police.
And, um
Yeah, you should go
and catch your flight.
Yeah. You're right.
There's nothing keeping me here,
is there?
[ Line trilling ]
Tommy: Police, please.
[ Cellphone chimes ]
[ Cellphone chimes ]
♪
Tommy: Tuppence?
[ Sighs ]
[ Motorbike engine starts ]
[ Engine revs ]
♪
[ Quietly ] Oh, Tuppence.
[ Cellphone ringing ]
Tommy: Please tell me you're not
going after Simon alone.
Well, you better catch up, then.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
♪
Sebastian:
Here, darling, have this.
♪
[ Footsteps ]
If you take the helmet off,
I'll give you what you want
Seb.
Tuppence.
It is you.
-What?
-It's you.
What do you mean?
You're the killer.
No, no, no, no, no, no,
okay, you've got this all wrong.
-Okay?
-No.
No, you're the one
that was following us.
-Yeah.
-You followed Lina. You attacked Albert.
Yes, because I had to
warn you off, okay?
You need to give me the password,
and you need to get ou We both
need to get out of here, okay?
I would never touch Tatiana, okay?
I loved Tatiana. All right?
Alice did this, and now
her father is going to get away
-with everything he stole.
-Don't come any closer.
Okay.
So you found out
about the affair,
and you told Alice about it.
Okay, you are so wrong here.
Please just listen
I said don't move.
You convinced Alice
to have a themed wedding.
Perfect for wearing a disguise, right?
You made sure that
she bought the second costume.
I mean, the cake cutting moment
meant there was a ready-made
murder weapon at easy Reach.
You and Alice, you both took
your partner's phones,
and you you used their
own hookup codes against them.
[ Mobile chimes ]
Oh, my God, you are so
way out of your depth here.
-Please just
-No,
when everyone else
was watching the fireworks
you put on the second
bunny costume.
You took the knife from the cake.
You walked to the cloakroom
where Tatiana
was waiting for Bingo.
Do you know what's
especially cruel about it?
You made her think
that the man that she really
loved had turned on her.
♪
[ Tatiana screams ]
And then I'm guessing you
you texted Bingo
from Tatiana's phone
saying "Change of plan.
Meet in the cloakroom now,"
drawing him
towards the murder scene.
This is absolute nonsense.
You had to take off the costume,
didn't you?
That was when you realised
that Tatiana had grabbed
the button off.
But you didn't have time
to go back and get it, right,
because you had to leave
the costume in the Dumpster
that Alice could get rid of.
But she wasn't able to
because it had been moved.
So then when when Bingo
was being arrested, you knew,
you knew you had to find a way
to grab that button
off the bunny costume.
And so you played
the devastated husband.
What the fuck did you do,
huh? Huh?
And you're still doing it
now, right?
Okay.
Please, just listen to me.
Please just listen.
Listen to me.
You listen to me, okay?
You killed Tatiana, the woman
who no longer loved you.
And you framed the man
that you hated.
Her lover, Bingo.
And Alice, I mean, Alice
got rid of her competition.
Her cheating husband.
She gained a book deal.
The two of you did it together.
You're two sad, desperate,
jealous
And then there was you,
isn't there?
Meddling, meddling, meddling.
And you know what?
It was wonderful.
It was wonderful.
"Bingo did it," she said.
"Bingo did it."
It was a hole in one.
But you weren't satisfied, no.
Sadly, idiot that I am,
I wasn't scared of two randomers
playing "Cluedo."
Oh, you underestimated us,
didn't you?
Did I?
I'm not the one
in an abandoned building site
with a murderer, detective.
♪
Oh, but wait here for the police.
♪
[ Sirens wailing ]
Oh, bollocks.
♪
I hate you, Cowley.
♪
Looks like the game's up for you.
Is it?
Because this is
my get out of jail free card.
And the real reason
I killed Tatiana.
Her business with Simon?
Have you got any idea
how it feels to be eclipsed at
every single turn by your wife?
To watch her keep secret
after secret after secret
to pocket thousands
with her pseudo daddy figure
whilst you struggle
to keep your business afloat?
Do you?
Do you know how that feels?
♪
Well, Simon's not going to touch
me when I have this
because on here somewhere.
Are all his contacts,
all Tatiana's contacts,
all their sordid
little dirty secrets,
all of their pick-ups
and drop-offs.
And it's worth a lot of money,
a lot of protection.
That's what the password unlocks.
You need to give it to me
before you fall
and break your neck.
♪
You fucking bitch!
♪
Tuppence!
♪
Okay?
[ Screams ]
[ Sirens wailing ]
♪
What's he doing, Tommy?
Should we
-No, no, don't. Don't! No!
-No!
♪
-Tuppence: Hi.
-Albert: Come on. Give them here, love.
I thought you were only staying
a couple of weeks.
I am, it's just a few bits.
No, it isn't.
Madam's got a lot of baggage.
In every sense of the word.
Oi!
Have you seen this?
No. It's very analog of you.
Wow.
"Businessman Simon Dalvi revealed
as drug-smuggling kingpin."
That's what Lina's
snooping revealed.
-The real business.
-Yeah.
Just Tatiana
had a lot of secrets.
No one's perfect, I suppose.
Um, and actually, on that note,
I wanted to say sorry for
running off like
that the other night.
I was, um, I don't know
-Being Tuppence?
-[ Laughs ] Yeah.
What about, um, your husband?
Uh, yeah, I spoke to Julius,
and I told him that
I needed more time to think.
So if he wants to speak,
he can come to me.
Drink?
Always.
Tommy: To being flatmates.
And business partners.
Business partners?
Well, thanks to the money
that Bingo gave us,
I might have invested
in a little something.
To Blunt's Brilliant Detectives.
No, wait, what have you done?
Aunt Ada: And so, my darlings,
it seems our obsession
with crime prevails.
And everyone caught up in it
cannot help
but be irrevocably changed.
For better
or worse.
Because, after all,
our world isn't simply a dream
or a nightmare.
It's just life.
Complicated
Wow.
Aunt Ada: Blunt,
and brilliant.
Just like our two detectives.
Now, if only I didn't go
and get murdered,
I could have joined in the fun.
To be continued, of course.
This is Blunt's, isn't it?
Do be careful.
You might be about
to meet a murderer.
If it isn't Hampstead's
answer to "Hot Fuzz."
We're not at university anymore.
-We're adults.
-I know we're adults.
My husband wants a divorce,
Tommy.
This is some great tea,
by the way.
-Uh, Timmy, was it?
-Um, it's Tommy.
Sure.
Aunt Ada: Stop expecting your
suspects to tell you what they were.
Instead,
you need to talk to the dead.
Tuppence: Oh!
♪
Man: Get out!
[ Both scream ]
♪
Stop!
Do you think we're, like,
actually really good at this?
Yeah.
♪
♪
[ Fireworks popping ]
Aunt Ada: A wedding,
a special day
where dreams come true,
a celebration
of love and commitment
in the company of family
and dear friends.
♪
Unless
a deadly crime
turns it into something
much more
nightmarish
Bingo did it.
♪
-[ Screams ]
-[ Screams ]
-I'm so sorry!
-What the fuck!
-What the fuck!
-You were having a nightmare,
-and you were shouting.
-Oh, my God.
-I didn't wanna wake you.
-Oh, my God.
[ Breathing heavily ]
Oh, my God.
It was so horrible.
Let me guess about bunnies?
Yeah.
[ Groans ] What time is it?
Just gone half 6:00.
Oh, my God, have you slept?
Not really.
I had to treat it like a book.
And I've also always secretly
wanted to do a murder wall.
I mean, it's colour coordinated?
Well, obviously.
Oh, and also, your, erm
your phone keeps ringing.
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
Well, it can wait.
Because we have a job to do.
[ Upbeat violin music plays ]
♪
Come on.
♪
So
when were you gonna tell us
that you withheld evidence
from the scene of a crime?
-Um
-I mean, I guess now.
And we just wanna outline why
Bingo isn't the murderer and
And I don't like it when people
tell me how to do my job.
Okay, but the bunny costume
in the photo
it has all its buttons on it.
Which means
that there were two rabbits,
and therefore,
Bingo is being framed.
Well, that photo,
which you shouldn't have,
is blurry at best.
And we checked Bingo's costume.
There is a button missing.
Still, it's probably worth
looking into.
-Or Or not.
-Yeah, but I was being followed last night
because I guess
we were on to them.
And did they threaten you or?
I don't know,
he just disappeared.
I threw some Tic Tacs at him.
And
What other evidence do you have
that proves that Bingo did it?
[ Laughs ] Well,
this isn't an open Q and A,
but since you think
I'm clearly incompetent,
there was a lover's code that
only Bingo and Tatiana knew.
Now, that code was used
to set up a meeting
in the cloak room at midnight.
Then Bingo used Tatiana's
phone to divert the meeting,
giving himself a flimsy alibi.
Tatiana didn't have
her phone in the toilet.
Exactly. Because he did.
So, Bingo had Tatiana's phone
on him when
-when you arrested him?
-No.
But then murderers don't usually
keep evidence on them.
You learn that
at detective school.
Look, Bingo had the means,
the motive,
and not forgetting the fact
that the victim told you
to your face
Bingo did it.
But that doesn't mean
it was definitely him.
Well, we will look into it.
All of it.
But if you decide to keep
playing cops and robbers,
I will make your little game
a reality
and arrest you
for wasting police time.
Do I make myself clear?
-Both: Yeah.
-Good. Show them out, Draper.
Thanks for this.
Um, by the way,
I hope you don't mind me saying,
but I'm a huge fan of your books.
-I love Di Dashford.
-Oh, yeah. Wow. Thank you.
I mean,
loads of your so-called fans,
they've all dropped off
because it's been so long
since your last book.
But us diehards, we
we know you can do it.
-Tuppence: That was a disaster.
-Tommy: Yeah.
We need help.
I know the perfect person.
Bye.
♪
Oh, my God, you did not tell me
that your aunt
was at Sunny Ridge.
This is like heaven
for theatrical has-beens.
Oi, less of the has-beens.
-Sorry.
-Aunt Ada. This is
Tuppence Cowley,
precocious younger sister,
daughter of a vicar,
hence the need to rebel,
and a Bundeba
whatever that means.
Ooh. How did you know?
-It's her party trick.
-Er, hello.
You have social media.
Now, why do you both look
like you've hit an investigative
dead end?
So basically, that's everything.
And we're a bit lost.
I see.
Ah! Fresh meat.
The regulars get all excited,
figure out if she's worth
fighting over for Bridge.
Pathetic.
Well, darlings,
it's like my mother used to say,
you can't pickle a pig and darn
your stockings at the same time.
You can't do two things at once.
What is your most direct route
to freeing your friend?
Finding the other bunny.
Because if we find
the other costume,
then the police
have to listen to us.
Exactly.
I knew you'd get there.
Just didn't think it would take
quite so long.
But where do we even start
to look for it?
Come on, lovelies.
It's like when you lose
anything as a child.
Where did you last see it?
♪
Okay, I remember there was a
dumpster by the staff entrance,
so let's just start there.
Pippa: Oh, hello! Yoo-hoo!
The wedding tours
start this way, please.
Yes. We're really excited.
-[ Chuckles ]
-Just follow my lead.
Okay.
Seems you're our only couple.
Tommy: [ Chuckles ]
I wonder why.
So, as you can see,
you can decorate the venue
to suit your own personal taste.
♪
Can I just say,
you make a lovely couple.
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
How long have you been together?
Oh, um, we, um,
met at university.
Pippa: [ Gasps ] First love.
Oh, powerful.
[ Chuckles ]
Come.
Flamingos.
The lovers' code.
-Don't you see?
-No.
The police said that Bingo
had Tatiana's phone
and sent himself a flimsy alibi, right?
-Okay.
-Right, but I was with him when he got that text,
which was a flamingo emoji,
like, multiple times.
Which must have meant meet
at the flamingos at midnight.
But he can't have sent
himself that text.
It was someone else making sure he
was out of the way during the murder.
-Further proof he was being framed.
-Yes.
Pippa: [ Clears throat ]
Are we saying yes then?
[ Chuckles ]
-Absolutely.
-Oh! Great.
My fiancé is gonna deal
with the paperwork.
Pippa: [ Scoffs ] Great.
Very good. If you just
-Tommy: Sure.
-Pippa: Sit there.
Well, I hope you're okay
with a December wedding.
Uh, well, I've already had
a summer one, so why not?
Um, no bunny outfit, by the way.
The police probably
already combed the place.
-Mm.
-[ Sighs ]
Maybe this is a waste of time.
[ Groans ]
♪
Er, excuse me.
-Shit.
-[ Trash bag thuds ]
Are you health and safety?
You better believe it.
I-It's not my fault.
The venue can't take
that much rubbish.
And you know these parties
no one eats any of the food,
so
So you take the rubbish
round here?
Well, yeah. Sorry.
It won't happen again.
No, it won't. Now scram.
Before we report you
for Section 27.
An order against dogs
in the workplace?
-Mm-hmm.
-She's not even bluffing.
Do we look like we work
for the council?
Well, you do.
Come on in. The rubbish is warm.
♪
Both: [ Exhale deeply ]
Maybe you're right.
Maybe we should just leave this.
I mean
[ Sighs defeatedly ]
Wait. What's that?
♪
Come here.
Oh!
Tommy: Holy smokes.
The other bunny costume.
And proof that Bingo was framed.
-You're welcome.
-Oh, my God.
Uh, I mean, okay, yeah.
I will, um, file this,
and I will get on it.
-[ Cellphone ringing ]
-Draper: DI Merriot!
Hello.
Marco?
Oh, Marco from Uber.
Hi. Yeah, um, I think I left my
bag in your car the other night.
Yeah, I was, um, I was dressed
as the Cheshire Cat.
Are you sure?
♪
Okay.
Lina didn't get the Uber.
She doesn't have an alibi.
♪
Wait, am I being Andrei again? cos I
have some thoughts about my character.
-Gone? Where have they gone?
-Tuppence: [ Shushing ]
Gladys: They have been
disposed of.
No, no, no!
They're my wife's possessions.
Find them for me.
Give them back, for God's sake.
Simon: Seb.
That's not what
this is really about, is it?
Why don't you just come with me?
Have a little chat in the office?
♪
You can stop hiding
behind the plant now.
Tommy: Sorry. It's just, um
I don't care.
All of that
over his wife's stapler?
Totally weird.
But then again,
you would be super messed up
if you found out your wife
was slyly shagging your mate.
[ Chuckles awkwardly ] I mean,
let's not slut shame the dead.
Oh.
Could we see Lina Weaver, please?
Well, she hasn't shown up
for work.
Pulled a sickie,
which, thank God,
cos she was the one that
got rid of his wife's stuff.
[ Laughs ]
Tommy: [ Chuckles ]
Oh, okay. Um, yeah.
Do you know what?
That, um, is actually
That's actually a real shame,
because we really needed
to tell her something.
Tommy: Yeah.
Um, and it would be really
great if there was somebody
that could just give us
her address.
Oh.
Oh, my God,
I really love your nails.
Ah.
Look at that colour.
I run my own side hustle.
But maybe we could
help each other out.
♪
I can't believe this is it.
We're actually about
to apprehend the killer.
Okay, let's really
think about our game plan.
Stop! Murderer!
Or that.
♪
Lina, why did you lie
about getting into that Uber?
Hey!
Listen, we could do this all day.
Fine.
I got out of the Uber
at the last minute
so I could talk to him
Simon about the situation.
The situation of you
being Tatiana's troll.
He was furious, told me to leave,
so I wandered around for a bit,
which is a crap alibi, so I lied.
And now you're doing a runner?
No. I can't stay here.
It's not safe.
-They're watching me.
-What do you mean?
Er, Simon told me to get rid of
Tatiana's work things, so I did.
But I-I maybe found something
that I shouldn't have.
Such as
I found this password.
I thought it was Tatiana's
client database.
She's so stingy,
she never shares her contacts.
So I used it
on her work computer.
-And
-And what?
[ Sighs ]
It all made sense suddenly.
I mean, I thought
she was Simon's favourite
because she flirted with him,
but it was so much more.
They were in it together.
In what?
Where's her laptop now?
I got rid of it all like Simon
told me to, but I-I-I
He must have seen what I was
doing or found out somehow.
And he's sent some guy after me
and following me around
on a motorbike,
which is why I have to get out
right now. [ Exhales ]
-Because it's not safe.
-You can't, you can't.
You have to tell the police
about this.
Tuppence: Yeah.
I mean, think about Tatiana.
You owe her.
[ Chuckles ] I've
always loved
"Alice in Wonderland",
but I forgot
it's not a nice story.
It is a fucking nightmare.
[ Keys jingling ]
Just be careful,
or you'll end up like her.
♪
[ Door closes ]
Tuppence: Okay.
Do you think Simon
could be our killer?
If he's Lina's alibi, she is his.
-Then he can't have done it.
-Yeah, but it doesn't mean he didn't plan it.
I mean, what do we think
the password reveals, anyway?
As far as I could Google,
he's just your usual property
mogul with dodgy morals,
a penchant for fraudulent
charity, and an OBE
It must have been highly illegal
to make Lina scared like that.
Yeah. That's true.
Come on, let's get looking.
She must have left
the password here somewhere.
-Okay.
-Tuppence: Okay.
Tommy: Let's have a look.
You just, like, checking to see
if she has one of her books?
-No.
-Yes, you are. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] No,
I am absolutely not doing that.
-Look at you.
-Tommy: [ Laughs ]
She's got your favourite book.
"Middlemarch".
Oh. [ Inhales sharply ]
Yep. I always lied
about reading that at Uni.
I know you did.
Drove me up the wall.
The lecturers loved you,
but you did none of the work.
It's because I was too busy,
you know, partying,
being cool,
like you're supposed to.
-Loser.
-Hey, I was cool
-Were you?
-Ish.
I mean,
you thought you were cool.
Excuse me. You can't talk.
You had monogrammed stationery.
-Both: [ Laugh ]
-How did we ever get together?
Such a car crash.
Terrible idea.
Er Tommy.
Hmm?
♪
Tuppence: [ Gasps ]
Oh, my God.
♪
Tuppence: [ Sighs heavily ]
Where's one of those hackers
from a kid's film
when you need one?
Without Tatiana's work laptop,
we're stuck.
Tuppence: [ Groans ]
And the police
don't even have her phone.
Tommy: [ Sighs ]
♪
-What?
-Tatiana's phone. I'm an idiot.
Sh She She ca
She called her phone from
from my phone
when we were in the toilet.
Like, I-I have her number.
What are you doing?
The murderer
would have thrown it away.
You heard what Merriot said.
-[ Line trilling ]
-Can't hurt to try.
♪
Voicemail.
♪
Tommy: "I know what you did."
Tuppence, what
Are you sure about this?
-Just think, please.
-Tommy, there's a grey tick.
♪
Tuppence:
[ Chuckles incredulously ]
That's another tick.
They kept it on.
They still have it.
-[ Cellphone ringing ]
-Tuppence: [ Gasps ]
Answer it, can you
-Answer the bloody thing.
-No. I don't want to.
-Go on, go on.
-What do I?
-Just pick it up.
-Tuppence: Okay.
Ju
Hello?
♪
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I haven't forgotten.
No, no, no,
of course I haven't forgotten.
I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
Where are you going?
We're still on the case.
And you just texted a murderer.
Tuppence!
♪
Tuppence: I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry!
[ Breathes heavily ]
Aunty,
you're 13.8 minutes late.
[ Breathless ]
I'm sorry, Liberty.
Mum is going to be
really cross with you.
I am aware, Verity, I am aware.
Let's just
get you home before mum has MI6
take me out.
Right. Let's run.
♪
Okay. Left. Turn here.
Go on.
Just stay there one sec.
[ Smooches ] Off you go.
I was only a few minutes late.
-Don't even.
-Charlie: Hey, is that Tupp?
-I've made dinner.
-Oh, hey, Charlie!
-Well, shall we go and eat, then, or
-Dinner can wait.
Tuppence: [ Under breath ]
Right.
What is going on here, Tuppence?
I don't understand why you're
still staying in my house.
That's a bit harsh.
I j I just need
a little bit more time to think.
What's with all the flowers?
They're from your husband.
Do you remember him?
Tuppence, what is the plan here?
Are you going back to LA
or are you breaking up?
Constance, first of all,
back off.
I'm not the government.
I don't need you
to make me a plan.
Then stop running away!
And start acting
like you've got one.
Because it's not fair on me.
And it's certainly not fair
on Julius.
So make a decision,
and make it soon,
or I'll tell Mum and Dad.
That is a low blow.
I'm being serious.
Now come on, let's go and eat.
No, I've actually lost
my appetite. Thanks.
Oh, come on,
don't sulk like a kid.
Tuppence: I'm not sulking.
♪
[ Sighing ]
♪
[ Indistinct conversation
in distance ]
Oi, you two
are meant to be asleep.
It's important to be up to date
with current affairs.
Woman: [ Speaking on iPad ]
Okay, yeah,
sometimes you guys freak me out.
Woman: Super difficult time,
which is why I'm writing a book
about my experience as Alice
in a not-so wonderland.
It was supposed to be my night.
I mean,
I planned the whole thing.
I love all things
"Alice in Wonderland",
and my book will be similar
to Lewis Carroll's.
Alice: [ Continues speaking
indistinctly ]
♪
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
Where'd you go?
I'm sending you something now,
okay? Watch it.
♪
I love all things
"Alice in Wonderland",
and my book will be similar
to Lewis Carroll's.
A lonely girl caught up in
the madness of a murder trial.
Are you seeing this?
Like it's that easy
to write a book.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look,
I know you said
it couldn't be Alice
because the murder ruined
her big moment, right?
But what if instead,
it gives her her moment?
I mean, like she said,
she planned the whole thing.
I know Simon is our
number one suspect, but
Wait. I have an idea.
Okay, Cowley, I'm all yours.
Okay, um, I will text you
in the morning where to meet.
Okay. Night, Tommy.
Bye, Tuppence.
Verity: We thought
your husband
Was called Julius.
♪
Writer's block's finally gone, then?
Just an idea.
I think Detective Dashford
needs a partner.
-Ooh.
-Like, a work partner.
Another detective.
And what about your partner?
[ Sighs heavily ] Tuppence.
♪
[ Sucks teeth ]
♪
Albert: So wait, if she's
married to this rich bloke,
what's she doing here, then?
I don't know, Albert.
Why don't you ask her out?
That's clearly vibes.
Mm.
I need to get back to work.
[ Keyboard keys clacking ]
Have you ever heard
of a little-known concept
called YOLO?
♪
[ Cellphone chimes ]
♪
Both: [ Chuckle ]
-Tommy: Yeah, shall we
-Swap.
-Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
-Tuppence: [ Laughs ]
-Tommy: So
-So
Right, turns out Alice shared
every single minute detail
of the wedding journey,
including where she was
getting her and Bingo's outfits.
-Wow.
-Tuppence: Yeah.
I bet you enjoyed that doom
scroll down the rabbit hole.
Needs must. Come on.
♪
I think we're in the right place.
[ Clears throat ]
♪
Sorry.
How can I help?
Did you rent two of these
bunny costumes recently
to this person?
We do make customers sign
a deposit waiver,
so technically,
there should be a record.
You wouldn't believe
the indecent things
some people get up to
in these costumes.
But I'm afraid I can't disclose
customer information.
If that's everything?
Oh, my God.
Is that the costume worn
by Blanche Dubois
in that seminal production
of "Streetcar"
that was in the car park?
It is.
It's a personal favourite
of mine.
Display only, of course.
Tuppence: Wow.
That is amazing.
Sales Assistant: Not many people
know this, but
[ Conversation continues
indistinctly ]
♪
Tommy: [ Clears throat softly ]
♪
I mean, you
you can completely tell.
I never want to hear about
stitch patterns ever again.
-Did you get it?
-Thanks to you.
You hate hurting books, though.
I know, but it was worth it.
Look.
-Okay.
-Right.
Alice signed her name here.
One bunny costume.
But more importantly, there's
another one further down.
-Carroll Lewis.
-As in
-Both: Lewis Carroll.
-Tommy: The author of "Alice in Wonderland".
She was using an alias.
But how do we prove that?
Because even if Alice
was wearing a disguise
when she got
the second bunny costume,
-right?
-Yeah.
Look here.
She signed as Alice.
-Tuppence: Yeah.
-Tommy: She signed as Lewis.
-Tuppence: Yeah.
-Tommy: Notice anything?
-The hearts.
-She dots her I's with hearts.
It's her trademark. She
didn't even think to change it.
We've got her.
Tuppence: They got here quick.
No.
No, but it wasn't even
It wasn't even me.
I didn't even do it.
Shut up and don't say anything.
I'll see you down at the station
in a bit, okay?
Office: Right. Come on.
I'm not done with you two.
Still don't trust him.
Likewise.
Thank you.
That tip off about the extra
costume was just what we needed.
-What else did you find on her?
-Draper: Her book.
She'd already written half of it
before the crime even took place.
Half of it? That's loads.
I mean, uh, uh, Bingo can
he can come home now, right?
Yeah, and we can get justice
for Tatiana.
Hopefully.
Um, I also found this
in Alice's bedroom.
Where'd she get that?
Yeah, that would be my fault.
That must have fallen out
of my pocket
when I was throwing shoes
at the dog.
I didn't hurt the dog, guys.
I just thought maybe that's why
someone followed you
the other night.
Has your address on it.
-Sorry.
-Draper: Yeah.
Rookie mistake.
Bye.
[ Engine starts ]
♪
That's it.
It's over.
You did it, Tuppence.
No, we did it.
So what now?
I think I have to go home.
-To LA?
-Yeah.
Julius booked me a flight, erm,
for tonight.
I was gonna tell you,
and I just didn't know
♪
Erm, well, you should probably
get going then.
We should grab your stuff
from my flat.
Tuppence: I'll be quick.
-Albert!
-Oh, my gosh.
-Albert: [ Groans ]
-Are you okay?
Albert: I'm so sorry, Tommy.
Tommy: What happened?
I heard a noise upstairs,
so I came to see
what was going on.
The place was completely
ransacked.
And then somebody in a motorbike
helmet pushed me out of the way.
I KO'd and they legged it.
-I'm such an idiot.
-No, you're not.
I'm so, so sorry
that this has happened.
It's not your fault.
You know, the weird thing is,
nothing seems to have been taken.
So what did they want?
Oh, and Tommy, I'm so sorry.
They've ruined your book wall.
Tuppence: [ Sighs ]
Nothing's really broken.
It's just messy.
We got Alice. We just didn't
We didn't get Motorbike Man.
What do you think
he was looking for in here?
Password.
Lina said he was following her.
Perhaps he saw us in her flat.
Saw me leaving this morning.
Shit. He has it.
Safe keeping.
Genius.
[ Inhales, exhales deeply ]
Okay, so if he was looking
for the password,
then this is about Simon
and Tatiana's secret business.
Cos that's what the password
unlocked, right?
Yeah.
So Motorbike Man is him.
- Tuppence:
- Yeah. Yeah.- It's Simon.
And he he
he did plan this.
He just used his
He just used his daughter
to actually do it.
Partners in crime.
-What are you doing?
-If Simon's the murderer,
-then he has Tatiana's phone.
-You're not texting him now.
-Stop. Stop!
-This will lead us straight to him.
Then we can track him down
and we can
Are you mad?
He nearly killed Albert
because of us.
Because of you, actually.
What? Albert's downstairs.
He's fine.
If you had just listened to me
and put the business cards
back in the first place,
they wouldn't have come here.
I didn't know that this
was going to happen.
Yeah. And you were texting him
yesterday.
You were goading him. No
wonder they wrecked the place.
-You wanted to crack the case as well.
-Yeah, of course I do.
But you always do this. You
rush into things without thinking.
-You don't listen.
-You are not better than me
because you play it safe, Tommy!
Fuck! Fuck!
Yeah.
I'm gonna call the police.
And, um
Yeah, you should go
and catch your flight.
Yeah. You're right.
There's nothing keeping me here,
is there?
[ Line trilling ]
Tommy: Police, please.
[ Cellphone chimes ]
[ Cellphone chimes ]
♪
Tommy: Tuppence?
[ Sighs ]
[ Motorbike engine starts ]
[ Engine revs ]
♪
[ Quietly ] Oh, Tuppence.
[ Cellphone ringing ]
Tommy: Please tell me you're not
going after Simon alone.
Well, you better catch up, then.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
♪
Sebastian:
Here, darling, have this.
♪
[ Footsteps ]
If you take the helmet off,
I'll give you what you want
Seb.
Tuppence.
It is you.
-What?
-It's you.
What do you mean?
You're the killer.
No, no, no, no, no, no,
okay, you've got this all wrong.
-Okay?
-No.
No, you're the one
that was following us.
-Yeah.
-You followed Lina. You attacked Albert.
Yes, because I had to
warn you off, okay?
You need to give me the password,
and you need to get ou We both
need to get out of here, okay?
I would never touch Tatiana, okay?
I loved Tatiana. All right?
Alice did this, and now
her father is going to get away
-with everything he stole.
-Don't come any closer.
Okay.
So you found out
about the affair,
and you told Alice about it.
Okay, you are so wrong here.
Please just listen
I said don't move.
You convinced Alice
to have a themed wedding.
Perfect for wearing a disguise, right?
You made sure that
she bought the second costume.
I mean, the cake cutting moment
meant there was a ready-made
murder weapon at easy Reach.
You and Alice, you both took
your partner's phones,
and you you used their
own hookup codes against them.
[ Mobile chimes ]
Oh, my God, you are so
way out of your depth here.
-Please just
-No,
when everyone else
was watching the fireworks
you put on the second
bunny costume.
You took the knife from the cake.
You walked to the cloakroom
where Tatiana
was waiting for Bingo.
Do you know what's
especially cruel about it?
You made her think
that the man that she really
loved had turned on her.
♪
[ Tatiana screams ]
And then I'm guessing you
you texted Bingo
from Tatiana's phone
saying "Change of plan.
Meet in the cloakroom now,"
drawing him
towards the murder scene.
This is absolute nonsense.
You had to take off the costume,
didn't you?
That was when you realised
that Tatiana had grabbed
the button off.
But you didn't have time
to go back and get it, right,
because you had to leave
the costume in the Dumpster
that Alice could get rid of.
But she wasn't able to
because it had been moved.
So then when when Bingo
was being arrested, you knew,
you knew you had to find a way
to grab that button
off the bunny costume.
And so you played
the devastated husband.
What the fuck did you do,
huh? Huh?
And you're still doing it
now, right?
Okay.
Please, just listen to me.
Please just listen.
Listen to me.
You listen to me, okay?
You killed Tatiana, the woman
who no longer loved you.
And you framed the man
that you hated.
Her lover, Bingo.
And Alice, I mean, Alice
got rid of her competition.
Her cheating husband.
She gained a book deal.
The two of you did it together.
You're two sad, desperate,
jealous
And then there was you,
isn't there?
Meddling, meddling, meddling.
And you know what?
It was wonderful.
It was wonderful.
"Bingo did it," she said.
"Bingo did it."
It was a hole in one.
But you weren't satisfied, no.
Sadly, idiot that I am,
I wasn't scared of two randomers
playing "Cluedo."
Oh, you underestimated us,
didn't you?
Did I?
I'm not the one
in an abandoned building site
with a murderer, detective.
♪
Oh, but wait here for the police.
♪
[ Sirens wailing ]
Oh, bollocks.
♪
I hate you, Cowley.
♪
Looks like the game's up for you.
Is it?
Because this is
my get out of jail free card.
And the real reason
I killed Tatiana.
Her business with Simon?
Have you got any idea
how it feels to be eclipsed at
every single turn by your wife?
To watch her keep secret
after secret after secret
to pocket thousands
with her pseudo daddy figure
whilst you struggle
to keep your business afloat?
Do you?
Do you know how that feels?
♪
Well, Simon's not going to touch
me when I have this
because on here somewhere.
Are all his contacts,
all Tatiana's contacts,
all their sordid
little dirty secrets,
all of their pick-ups
and drop-offs.
And it's worth a lot of money,
a lot of protection.
That's what the password unlocks.
You need to give it to me
before you fall
and break your neck.
♪
You fucking bitch!
♪
Tuppence!
♪
Okay?
[ Screams ]
[ Sirens wailing ]
♪
What's he doing, Tommy?
Should we
-No, no, don't. Don't! No!
-No!
♪
-Tuppence: Hi.
-Albert: Come on. Give them here, love.
I thought you were only staying
a couple of weeks.
I am, it's just a few bits.
No, it isn't.
Madam's got a lot of baggage.
In every sense of the word.
Oi!
Have you seen this?
No. It's very analog of you.
Wow.
"Businessman Simon Dalvi revealed
as drug-smuggling kingpin."
That's what Lina's
snooping revealed.
-The real business.
-Yeah.
Just Tatiana
had a lot of secrets.
No one's perfect, I suppose.
Um, and actually, on that note,
I wanted to say sorry for
running off like
that the other night.
I was, um, I don't know
-Being Tuppence?
-[ Laughs ] Yeah.
What about, um, your husband?
Uh, yeah, I spoke to Julius,
and I told him that
I needed more time to think.
So if he wants to speak,
he can come to me.
Drink?
Always.
Tommy: To being flatmates.
And business partners.
Business partners?
Well, thanks to the money
that Bingo gave us,
I might have invested
in a little something.
To Blunt's Brilliant Detectives.
No, wait, what have you done?
Aunt Ada: And so, my darlings,
it seems our obsession
with crime prevails.
And everyone caught up in it
cannot help
but be irrevocably changed.
For better
or worse.
Because, after all,
our world isn't simply a dream
or a nightmare.
It's just life.
Complicated
Wow.
Aunt Ada: Blunt,
and brilliant.
Just like our two detectives.
Now, if only I didn't go
and get murdered,
I could have joined in the fun.
To be continued, of course.
This is Blunt's, isn't it?
Do be careful.
You might be about
to meet a murderer.
If it isn't Hampstead's
answer to "Hot Fuzz."
We're not at university anymore.
-We're adults.
-I know we're adults.
My husband wants a divorce,
Tommy.
This is some great tea,
by the way.
-Uh, Timmy, was it?
-Um, it's Tommy.
Sure.
Aunt Ada: Stop expecting your
suspects to tell you what they were.
Instead,
you need to talk to the dead.
Tuppence: Oh!
♪
Man: Get out!
[ Both scream ]
♪
Stop!
Do you think we're, like,
actually really good at this?
Yeah.
♪