Two Years Later (2026) s01e02 Episode Script
Second Date
1
Wait, so if I'm talking to a guy and he's
smiling, it's just out of politeness.
Oh, he likes you.
See you tomorrow.
Unless they lock us down.
Oh, well, if they do, I'll just see you
out in the wastelands then.
Goodbye!
Hello, stranger.
Did you get cool back into the office?
Yep.
So wouldn't even up to, for like,
what, two years?
Thinking, gardening Hey.
Marry me.
Excuse me?
My grandparents went
on eight dates, and they got
married, and they've
been married for 50 years.
So what, go on eight dates
with you, and then Well, we
don't have to get married
if you don't want, obviously.
We can start small, go for coffee.
Oh, you ordered for us.
Oh, hey, I have this really annoying work
party next Saturday.
I can't go.
Well, it's compulsory.
For you, maybe?
You want to come to a party next Saturday?
Sure.
I'm not telling you.
Very nice.
It's okay.
I was just loosing up with me.
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to order my ride.
Where's Portwell?
I've been sitting there.
It's in the bedroom.
All righty.
Have fun.
Well, see ya.
Hey, Pop, I'm off.
You okay?
Is it just you?
It wasn't an old person's accident.
I blacked out for a second.
What?
What do you mean?
Yeah, I stood up too fast.
So I'm glad.
Come on.
Are you all right?
Yeah.
Let's get you in the shower, eh?
There you go.
There you go.
No, I'm going to call and cancel.
I can't cancel now.
You've been locked in the house for two
years.
This is not your problem.
I can't go.
Good.
Sorry, I'm a little bit late.
Thanks for coming.
Shall we?
Yeah.
So this is where you work?
No.
We're in some hipster warehouse down the
road.
This is the new Overlord's headquarters.
We got absorbed by a big American company
last month, so tensions are high.
These two look like nice, sensible,
normal people, right?
Yep.
I think so.
We don't have to stay long.
Okay.
I got my way heels.
Okay.
Oh,
God.
This was a terrible idea.
Emily!
We've
started it about time to time,
but we work very well together.
Yeah.
So, it's lovely.
Antonio, this is Emily Wright.
And David, right?
Close.
Ryan Wright.
Emily is our editorial writer and
reviewer.
She does what I used to do, except she's
much faster and funnier.
It's good to meet you, Emily.
Oh.
And what do you do for us, Ryan?
Not a lot.
To be honest, I'm going to count you at a
different firm, not here.
I'm just an accessory tonight.
Like a corsage.
Well, we're really excited to be working
with you all.
That's true.
We are very excited.
They're feeling mutual.
And we got a DJ for tonight, and we thought
it'd be cool if everyone picked a song.
So, it's just going to be Mr. Bright's
side on Luke all night.
Oh, I love that song.
No, no, no.
Pick something that says
something about you, or how you
feel, or something that makes
you feel good, you know?
That does sound like fun.
Well, welcome and enjoy yourselves.
I'm sure we'll talk some more during the
night.
Absolutely.
Yes.
It was good to meet you both.
Okay.
God.
Matt, this is Ryan, as mentioned.
Ryan, this is my boss, Matt.
Why did I call you David?
He's your shit with names.
He called me Alyssa for six months.
I did, didn't I?
I mean, you really look like an Alyssa.
And yet, I'm not.
You definitely look like a Ryan.
That's good.
That's not usually this awkward.
I'm really not.
Really nervous.
Excuse me.
Are you good?
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
You too.
His food is nice.
He's cute.
Is this the mysterious lockdown boyfriend?
He's just on hire, like
an animal rainbow,
but for awkward
introverts at office parties.
Nice.
Can I borrow him?
How are you doing that?
Well, look, this is the
first time I've worn this
since my white dad was
married for the third time.
Is it too gay, be honest?
Really?
You look great.
Just have a couple of white kids and
you're losing right up.
No, not drinking.
Country.
Oh, no, that's boring.
I know.
Who cares if he likes you?
He's just the new boss.
I am so glad that you came though,
seriously.
It means a lot.
You said it was mandatory.
I lied.
I'll be back.
Hope you're having a good night.
Okay, so far.
How's Bob?
Hey.
How'd you know that?
Okay, guess.
No, I'm kidding.
You told me.
When?
I think it was like our second time
chatting on the bus.
What, like three years ago?
You don't drink wine because you don't
like it.
You don't drink the hard stuff because
when you're a teenager, you do overdid it
and this meal that makes you want to
vomit.
So you like beer.
But the beer has to be a little bit
fruity.
That's mine.
Whatever's on offer.
Okay, skate plans.
We need to do something about this
situation.
That will kill me if I leave.
I thought they'd be drinking and mingling
by now.
We need a distraction.
We might just have fun.
You don't know me.
These are all your people, huh?
It's a complete sausage fest.
It's a very male-dominated sector.
A lot of the years.
I thought we could do one of them,
so watch out.
So how did you end up in it?
I didn't want a real job.
Well, well, well.
I lost a bet.
Didn't think you'd show up.
You should have told
me I would have stayed
at home or you could
have split the money.
It was only ten bucks.
I am Mike anyway.
Ryan, are you in corporate or creative?
Oh, do you?
No, Ryan has a real job.
Mike reviews the iPhones, but he still
hasn't Android because he thinks he's edgy.
Yeah, I just prefer an open ecosystem.
What song did you pick, Mike?
Was it Mr. Bright's side?
Yeah.
Why?
Ah, just fucking you.
This is why I always have headphones on at
work.
Hey, you see, Nat, they look stressed in
that outfit.
Like when you put a Christmas sweater on
your pet.
Hey, leave them alone, dick.
What?
There's something you'd say.
Yeah, about you.
Uh, I'll be back.
Cool.
See?
Such a bitch.
But I love her.
Like a little sister, of course.
It's all sort of a bitch.
Bored at work, Danielle.
One-out attack.
How's your work, then?
You wanna send me some notes?
I love you.
Diet Coke, please?
Hard stuff, huh?
Yeah, the bosses don't get the drink at
these things.
You just have to foot the bill for the
rest of us.
It sounds like a terrible deal to me.
So, I've read a lot of your reviews.
They're good.
In fact, you convinced me to get this.
Smart Ring, really?
Didn't I give that like a five?
You get the sleep tracking in eight.
How's that working for you?
Never been a very good sleeper.
Now you know, for sure.
Yeah.
So how long have you been with the
company?
Yeah, so like, this rush started
developing.
But that's because, like, we're sitting
down all day.
But I try to get up.
And, like, the skin started flaking off.
Hello, you two.
You behave in yourselves?
Yeah.
Kind of.
Do you drink in that?
Just juice.
Hey.
You know what, girl?
Oh.
Yes.
You're a bit of a missing Gary about now.
Oh, okay, now.
We're watching a show.
Thank you.
Have a good night.
Love you.
It's fine.
We make two.
We're not usually this boring,
I promise.
I know, that's all good.
I'm having fun.
Hmm.
Do you want to drink?
Yeah.
Okay.
How's it going?
Yes.
So
What did you see yourself in two years?
Four days.
I should probably say
exactly where I am, but
better and make him
a little money for you.
Please.
You can be honest.
Yeah.
No, I'm not drinking.
Oh, really?
Well, that says cheers.
Oh.
Okay.
Maybe just one.
You good, mate?
There's a Thank you.
Oh, no, no.
That's from Antonio.
He says cheers.
Oh.
Okay.
I like being now.
Damn.
No, I really don't.
Oh.
You holding up the bar?
I think it's holding me up.
I promise we'll leave soon and I'll get
you a cabab or something.
Are you kidding me?
This is literally the most fun I've had in
years.
Want to drink?
It's on me.
I'm pretty sure it's still an open bar.
Sure.
I'm out of space six months, lying on my
living room floor.
I'm out of music, then world in six I'm
home.
Oh,
it's matching the surface.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh,
no.
I said I wasn't drinking tonight,
and I've already had three beers.
Come on.
This is birthday.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's your birthday.
Oh, good.
All right, guys.
Matt, we're doing shots.
No, no, no, no.
It's just birthday.
Really?
Yes!
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Okay, just one.
Go around.
Yeah, right?
Thank you.
All right, on three.
Happy birthday.
Oh, he's fucking serious.
Okay.
One more.
He just runs on you, and turns here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Last one.
Oh, your team.
The new team.
Okay.
Whoa.
Oh.
Mike.
Oh, Mike.
Go over.
Go over the glass.
That's it.
Over the glass.
Over the glass.
It's for a given day night.
Give me two.
Give me two.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Thank you.
What is upset with you?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I got a water.
Thank you.
Sit down.
All right.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I forgot.
I'm wearing pet yours.
No.
Can you copy me?
Sure.
Good luck.
Okay.
All right.
There we go.
It's here.
Thank you.
All good?
Mm-hmm.
Thank you for plus wanting me.
What if I dragged you away from what would
you normally be doing?
Uh, let's see.
Finding my work clothes.
Maybe watching TV with my grandparents.
Yeah.
Let's go.
We'll sweatpants.
Couch.
Tie tape out.
Stalking wild high school friends on
Instagram and Facebook.
They make me feel better about my life.
Man, this night has really held us back
from living our best lives, huh?
What's
up?
Was this you?
Really?
That is a bold choice.
Now you target audience.
Here we go.
Play for it.
Here it comes.
Wow.
You read them perfectly.
Well, you assisted.
You read me.
What do I need?
Is this your song?
Oh, yours.
Nice.
Well done.
I haven't heard this song in here.
Oh, my God.
So
Are you guys doing?
Great.
I'll be back.
Great.
See you in a bit.
Oh,
you look happy.
You know, I don't think I've ever seen you
look happy.
I like this look for you.
Meanwhile, I have the drunk sweats.
Oh, my God.
I've got to go to Ramona.
I've been shooting myself all night.
Shall we get out of here?
Filming how the cop discretion the ocean
from way above.
Got the music.
Can you beat
the music?
Can you be with someone?
Kisses on the fur.
It's if the love is wrapped in your arms.
You've been hiding on my toe.
Got the music.
Can you be with someone?
Got the music.
Can you be with someone?
You've been watching me forever.
Your lips, my lips.
My vocal lips.
Your lips, my lips.
A talk of lips.
Guns, niggas, they're the rivers.
The light is rising up on your knees.
A place.
With each other since you were a cat.
Sleeping sound may open the cheeky.
You're close to your face.
I
have a boyfriend.
Why didn't he tell me?
I should die.
Wait, so if I'm talking to a guy and he's
smiling, it's just out of politeness.
Oh, he likes you.
See you tomorrow.
Unless they lock us down.
Oh, well, if they do, I'll just see you
out in the wastelands then.
Goodbye!
Hello, stranger.
Did you get cool back into the office?
Yep.
So wouldn't even up to, for like,
what, two years?
Thinking, gardening Hey.
Marry me.
Excuse me?
My grandparents went
on eight dates, and they got
married, and they've
been married for 50 years.
So what, go on eight dates
with you, and then Well, we
don't have to get married
if you don't want, obviously.
We can start small, go for coffee.
Oh, you ordered for us.
Oh, hey, I have this really annoying work
party next Saturday.
I can't go.
Well, it's compulsory.
For you, maybe?
You want to come to a party next Saturday?
Sure.
I'm not telling you.
Very nice.
It's okay.
I was just loosing up with me.
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to order my ride.
Where's Portwell?
I've been sitting there.
It's in the bedroom.
All righty.
Have fun.
Well, see ya.
Hey, Pop, I'm off.
You okay?
Is it just you?
It wasn't an old person's accident.
I blacked out for a second.
What?
What do you mean?
Yeah, I stood up too fast.
So I'm glad.
Come on.
Are you all right?
Yeah.
Let's get you in the shower, eh?
There you go.
There you go.
No, I'm going to call and cancel.
I can't cancel now.
You've been locked in the house for two
years.
This is not your problem.
I can't go.
Good.
Sorry, I'm a little bit late.
Thanks for coming.
Shall we?
Yeah.
So this is where you work?
No.
We're in some hipster warehouse down the
road.
This is the new Overlord's headquarters.
We got absorbed by a big American company
last month, so tensions are high.
These two look like nice, sensible,
normal people, right?
Yep.
I think so.
We don't have to stay long.
Okay.
I got my way heels.
Okay.
Oh,
God.
This was a terrible idea.
Emily!
We've
started it about time to time,
but we work very well together.
Yeah.
So, it's lovely.
Antonio, this is Emily Wright.
And David, right?
Close.
Ryan Wright.
Emily is our editorial writer and
reviewer.
She does what I used to do, except she's
much faster and funnier.
It's good to meet you, Emily.
Oh.
And what do you do for us, Ryan?
Not a lot.
To be honest, I'm going to count you at a
different firm, not here.
I'm just an accessory tonight.
Like a corsage.
Well, we're really excited to be working
with you all.
That's true.
We are very excited.
They're feeling mutual.
And we got a DJ for tonight, and we thought
it'd be cool if everyone picked a song.
So, it's just going to be Mr. Bright's
side on Luke all night.
Oh, I love that song.
No, no, no.
Pick something that says
something about you, or how you
feel, or something that makes
you feel good, you know?
That does sound like fun.
Well, welcome and enjoy yourselves.
I'm sure we'll talk some more during the
night.
Absolutely.
Yes.
It was good to meet you both.
Okay.
God.
Matt, this is Ryan, as mentioned.
Ryan, this is my boss, Matt.
Why did I call you David?
He's your shit with names.
He called me Alyssa for six months.
I did, didn't I?
I mean, you really look like an Alyssa.
And yet, I'm not.
You definitely look like a Ryan.
That's good.
That's not usually this awkward.
I'm really not.
Really nervous.
Excuse me.
Are you good?
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
You too.
His food is nice.
He's cute.
Is this the mysterious lockdown boyfriend?
He's just on hire, like
an animal rainbow,
but for awkward
introverts at office parties.
Nice.
Can I borrow him?
How are you doing that?
Well, look, this is the
first time I've worn this
since my white dad was
married for the third time.
Is it too gay, be honest?
Really?
You look great.
Just have a couple of white kids and
you're losing right up.
No, not drinking.
Country.
Oh, no, that's boring.
I know.
Who cares if he likes you?
He's just the new boss.
I am so glad that you came though,
seriously.
It means a lot.
You said it was mandatory.
I lied.
I'll be back.
Hope you're having a good night.
Okay, so far.
How's Bob?
Hey.
How'd you know that?
Okay, guess.
No, I'm kidding.
You told me.
When?
I think it was like our second time
chatting on the bus.
What, like three years ago?
You don't drink wine because you don't
like it.
You don't drink the hard stuff because
when you're a teenager, you do overdid it
and this meal that makes you want to
vomit.
So you like beer.
But the beer has to be a little bit
fruity.
That's mine.
Whatever's on offer.
Okay, skate plans.
We need to do something about this
situation.
That will kill me if I leave.
I thought they'd be drinking and mingling
by now.
We need a distraction.
We might just have fun.
You don't know me.
These are all your people, huh?
It's a complete sausage fest.
It's a very male-dominated sector.
A lot of the years.
I thought we could do one of them,
so watch out.
So how did you end up in it?
I didn't want a real job.
Well, well, well.
I lost a bet.
Didn't think you'd show up.
You should have told
me I would have stayed
at home or you could
have split the money.
It was only ten bucks.
I am Mike anyway.
Ryan, are you in corporate or creative?
Oh, do you?
No, Ryan has a real job.
Mike reviews the iPhones, but he still
hasn't Android because he thinks he's edgy.
Yeah, I just prefer an open ecosystem.
What song did you pick, Mike?
Was it Mr. Bright's side?
Yeah.
Why?
Ah, just fucking you.
This is why I always have headphones on at
work.
Hey, you see, Nat, they look stressed in
that outfit.
Like when you put a Christmas sweater on
your pet.
Hey, leave them alone, dick.
What?
There's something you'd say.
Yeah, about you.
Uh, I'll be back.
Cool.
See?
Such a bitch.
But I love her.
Like a little sister, of course.
It's all sort of a bitch.
Bored at work, Danielle.
One-out attack.
How's your work, then?
You wanna send me some notes?
I love you.
Diet Coke, please?
Hard stuff, huh?
Yeah, the bosses don't get the drink at
these things.
You just have to foot the bill for the
rest of us.
It sounds like a terrible deal to me.
So, I've read a lot of your reviews.
They're good.
In fact, you convinced me to get this.
Smart Ring, really?
Didn't I give that like a five?
You get the sleep tracking in eight.
How's that working for you?
Never been a very good sleeper.
Now you know, for sure.
Yeah.
So how long have you been with the
company?
Yeah, so like, this rush started
developing.
But that's because, like, we're sitting
down all day.
But I try to get up.
And, like, the skin started flaking off.
Hello, you two.
You behave in yourselves?
Yeah.
Kind of.
Do you drink in that?
Just juice.
Hey.
You know what, girl?
Oh.
Yes.
You're a bit of a missing Gary about now.
Oh, okay, now.
We're watching a show.
Thank you.
Have a good night.
Love you.
It's fine.
We make two.
We're not usually this boring,
I promise.
I know, that's all good.
I'm having fun.
Hmm.
Do you want to drink?
Yeah.
Okay.
How's it going?
Yes.
So
What did you see yourself in two years?
Four days.
I should probably say
exactly where I am, but
better and make him
a little money for you.
Please.
You can be honest.
Yeah.
No, I'm not drinking.
Oh, really?
Well, that says cheers.
Oh.
Okay.
Maybe just one.
You good, mate?
There's a Thank you.
Oh, no, no.
That's from Antonio.
He says cheers.
Oh.
Okay.
I like being now.
Damn.
No, I really don't.
Oh.
You holding up the bar?
I think it's holding me up.
I promise we'll leave soon and I'll get
you a cabab or something.
Are you kidding me?
This is literally the most fun I've had in
years.
Want to drink?
It's on me.
I'm pretty sure it's still an open bar.
Sure.
I'm out of space six months, lying on my
living room floor.
I'm out of music, then world in six I'm
home.
Oh,
it's matching the surface.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh,
no.
I said I wasn't drinking tonight,
and I've already had three beers.
Come on.
This is birthday.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's your birthday.
Oh, good.
All right, guys.
Matt, we're doing shots.
No, no, no, no.
It's just birthday.
Really?
Yes!
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Okay, just one.
Go around.
Yeah, right?
Thank you.
All right, on three.
Happy birthday.
Oh, he's fucking serious.
Okay.
One more.
He just runs on you, and turns here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Last one.
Oh, your team.
The new team.
Okay.
Whoa.
Oh.
Mike.
Oh, Mike.
Go over.
Go over the glass.
That's it.
Over the glass.
Over the glass.
It's for a given day night.
Give me two.
Give me two.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Thank you.
What is upset with you?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I got a water.
Thank you.
Sit down.
All right.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I forgot.
I'm wearing pet yours.
No.
Can you copy me?
Sure.
Good luck.
Okay.
All right.
There we go.
It's here.
Thank you.
All good?
Mm-hmm.
Thank you for plus wanting me.
What if I dragged you away from what would
you normally be doing?
Uh, let's see.
Finding my work clothes.
Maybe watching TV with my grandparents.
Yeah.
Let's go.
We'll sweatpants.
Couch.
Tie tape out.
Stalking wild high school friends on
Instagram and Facebook.
They make me feel better about my life.
Man, this night has really held us back
from living our best lives, huh?
What's
up?
Was this you?
Really?
That is a bold choice.
Now you target audience.
Here we go.
Play for it.
Here it comes.
Wow.
You read them perfectly.
Well, you assisted.
You read me.
What do I need?
Is this your song?
Oh, yours.
Nice.
Well done.
I haven't heard this song in here.
Oh, my God.
So
Are you guys doing?
Great.
I'll be back.
Great.
See you in a bit.
Oh,
you look happy.
You know, I don't think I've ever seen you
look happy.
I like this look for you.
Meanwhile, I have the drunk sweats.
Oh, my God.
I've got to go to Ramona.
I've been shooting myself all night.
Shall we get out of here?
Filming how the cop discretion the ocean
from way above.
Got the music.
Can you beat
the music?
Can you be with someone?
Kisses on the fur.
It's if the love is wrapped in your arms.
You've been hiding on my toe.
Got the music.
Can you be with someone?
Got the music.
Can you be with someone?
You've been watching me forever.
Your lips, my lips.
My vocal lips.
Your lips, my lips.
A talk of lips.
Guns, niggas, they're the rivers.
The light is rising up on your knees.
A place.
With each other since you were a cat.
Sleeping sound may open the cheeky.
You're close to your face.
I
have a boyfriend.
Why didn't he tell me?
I should die.