You Maniac (2026) s01e02 Episode Script

- The thing is, those two are friends.
- Dr. Pun secretly has a crush on his friend.
- I’m going to pursue Dr. Pun.
- But I need you to go after Moth.
- You smell nice.
- I’ll send you flirty messages on IG.
- Why did you tell me
to check out that guy Dean?
- Why do you ask?
- You like him?
- Hello.
- Are you free tonight?
- Can we meet at the same club?
(Let’s see what happens…)
(when you’re my partner for five minutes.)
(When you have a partner
or you’re on a date,)
[THE SHOW IS SUPER FUN.]
(When you have a partner
or you’re on a date,)
[THE SHOW IS SUPER FUN.]
(what do you usually call them?)
[I WANT A DATE WITH DEAN TOO.]
(Darling.)
[I WANT A DATE WITH DEAN TOO.]
(Yes?)
[GIVING THIS CONTENT 2/10. LUV IT!]
(There’s a game for you.)
[GIVING THIS CONTENT 2/10. LUV IT!]
(Keep eye contact.
Whoever looks away first loses.)
(Keep eye contact.
Whoever looks away first loses.)
(Let’s get started.)
(Come on. One, two, three.)
How nice.
You just barged into someone’s house
without even ringing the bell.
Why?
You got someone over or something?
I’ve never brought anyone to my house,
but you and your baby
always invite yourselves in.
Hey. My client just posted the video.
It went up yesterday.
Once I get paid at the end of the month,
I’ll pay you the editing fee.
Come on, I’m not here to talk about that.
I came to ask about Moth. How’s it going?
Any progress?
No.
Have you guys set a dinner date yet?
Is there any chance he’ll like you back?
I told you, no.
Why not?
Didn’t you get his IG like a week ago?
How come you haven’t made any progress?
He didn’t reply to my message.
How many messages did you send?
One.
What? He didn’t reply to the first one.
Why would I send another?
Send more.
Keep texting him. He’ll reply eventually.
Otherwise, how are you
supposed to win him over?
Oh, please.
I admire your audacity to lecture me.
That way of thinking is why
you never get anywhere with anyone.
Someone like me doesn’t
waste his energy pestering people.
Where are you going?
I’ve got my own plans.
What about helping me with Dr. Pun?
You said you’d help me.
I did help.
But that’s all I could do.
What else do you expect me to do?
Don’t forget to lock up. See you later.
Here, let me help.
So?
Run out of dates or something?
Is that why you finally came to see me?
You’re exaggerating.
I’m not.
When was the last time we hung out
somewhere that wasn’t a club or a bar?
I just didn’t feel like being with anyone else.
I wanted to hang out with a friend.
Wanna watch a movie?
This one looks interesting.
Not available.
What?
You said you were free all day.
I am.
But there are certain things I want to do
that I can’t do with a friend.
I need to make time to do them
with someone else.
[REMEMBER ME?]
[WANNA SEE YOU.]
[WHAT’S YOUR NAME?]
[WHERE ARE YOU?]
Hey.
Ohm. Boom.
Catching a movie?
Mm-hmm.
What are you seeing? Mind if I join?
Well…
We booked the honeymoon seats.
So… I was just about to tell you.
Boom and I are dating
Hello.
(Are you free tonight?)
(Can we meet at the same club?)
Of course.
Then can you book a table for three?
You, me, and my friend Pun.
Sure.
I’ll bring a friend too.
Make it four.
Okay?
You drink plain water, right, Dr. Pun?
You’re really good at
taking care of people, Dean.
No, I’m not.
I can tell you’re a pro.
Dean.
I told you to hit on Moth, not Dr. Pun.
You got the wrong guy, dickhead.
I’m setting things up for you.
When you see an opening, take it.
Find the right moment
to talk to Dr. Pun yourself.
Go on.
Who’s Mademoiselle with, since you’re here?
She’s at home.
I wouldn’t dare bring her here.
In your video, you said
dogs don’t like loud places, right?
Oh, you paid attention to my video?
You’re making me shy.
Come on, guys.
Let’s play This or That
so we can get to know each other better.
Raise your hand if you like that choice.
First question.
Chill and relax or EDM?
- Chill and relax.
- Chill and relax.
EDM.
EDM.
Okay. Next.
Mala or Thai BBQ pork?
- Mala.
- Mala.
- Thai BBQ pork.
- Thai BBQ pork.
That’s surprising, Dr. Pun.
I didn’t think you could handle spicy food.
I couldn’t at first,
but Moth always asked me to eat it with him.
So now I can handle it.
Would you like to try Thai BBQ pork?
Yes, I would.
If I try it and like it,
it might become my new favorite.
Moth likes to eat pretty much anything.
Want to ask us something too?
So we can get to know each other better.
Sure.
Talking to lots of people at once,
or just one person at a time?
Raise your hand if
you like to talk to multiple people.
I don’t like limiting myself.
Talking to more people gives me
more chances to get to know them.
Connections, you know?
Can I ask one too?
Dogs or cats?
- Neither.
- Neither.
Dogs are annoying.
There’s no point in having cats.
They pee and poop everywhere.
They stink, and they’re dirty.
Their medical bills are expensive.
I don’t see why I’d want to
add that kind of burden to my life.
I have to go home now.
I have an early case tomorrow.
Oh?
Yeah?
You didn’t tell me
you were coming here afterward.
I thought it was just dinner.
So, how do you know Dean?
I met him here the night you didn’t come.
So you’re close enough
to ask each other out?
Mm.
Hanging out with
this kind of guy is actually fun.
So, are you leaving with me?
No. I think I’m gonna stay a little longer.
But you should go home.
You’ve got work.
Don’t worry about me.
Dean can take care of me.
Well, I’m heading out then.
Mhm.
I’m not walking you out.
Mm.
Aren’t you drinking?
No.
You let me drink alone.
Are you only having one drink all night?
Where’s Dr. Pun?
He left.
What?
When?
Just now.
Shit!
I’m leaving, Dean.
I’m worried about my daughter.
Dr. Pun!
Dr. Pun!
Dr. Pun!
Dr. Pun!
Dr. Pun!
Ten.
You have something to say to me?
Oh.
I brought you this.
Thank you for taking care of Mademoiselle
Oh, thank you.
I’ll see you around, then.
Sure.
See you, Dr. Pun.
Why did you contact me today?
Couldn’t I?
You disappeared for a week.
I just felt like reaching out, so I did.
Oh.
You’re taking me for granted, aren’t you?
Please. I don’t play the victim.
This isn’t like you.
But it is. It is the truth.
I remember someone saying
he’d send me flirty messages.
He didn’t.
Every action… deserves a reaction.
You didn’t reply to my message.
What was I supposed to do?
You’re talking to so many people
you couldn’t even find my chat window.
Just admit it.
You know,
if you were a little less mean,
you’d be way cuter.
Hey.
But honestly,
you’re already damn cute like this.
I’m leaving.
Hey!
You asked me to come.
And now you’re ditching me just like this?
We never agreed on
how long we were staying.
Isn’t that kind of a dick move?
If you’re not happy with it,
we can stop talking.
One on the rocks, please.
Hey. Your turn to get dumped tonight?
Not a chance.
I saw that.
I trained in acting.
Being dramatic is my specialty.
You’re just so damn impressive.
I’ll DM you.
What?
I’ll DM you and say, “Yes, I’m in.”
Okay.
Next time you come here, message me.
You can message me too.
Okay!
We’re good here.
Bye-bye, little one.
Bye now.
When’s my next appointment?
At 1 p.m., Ms. Ratchanok will be coming in—
Mr. Pun?
Yes?
A chicken breast smoothie for you, sir
Thank you.
You’ve been buying me food all this time.
t’s about time I returned the favor.
So I don’t owe you anything.
You make it sound like
we’re about to be parted by death.
(No.)
Have you used the wallet I bought you?
Not yet.
But I will.
(So, how was the other day?)
Did you have fun with Dean?
Well…
It was pretty fun.
Good.
I’m glad you’re happy.
I’m glad you’re happy.
Are you okay with me…
getting close to Dean?
Mm-hmm.
Why wouldn’t I be?
You’re not planning to
get serious with him anyway, right?
Yeah.
I’m gonna hang up now.
I’ve got something to draw.
[TRY SPENDING ALONE TIME
ON AN IMPORTANT DAY.]
[YOU’LL KNOW IT’S ONLY YOU WHO
ARE TRULY IMPORTANT TO YOURSELF.]
[TRY SPENDING ALONE TIME
ON AN IMPORTANT DAY.]
[I KNOW YOU HATE GETTING
BD WISHES ON YOUR ACTUAL BD,]
[BUT PLEASE MAKE
AN EXCEPTION FOR ME.]
(Are you free?)
I’m not.
Hey, what’s up?
You said you weren’t free.
Guess I gave in to my heart.
Okay.
Here are the rules.
We only talk when we feel like it.
We only meet when we feel like it.
But I promise that every time we meet,
I’ll make it clear
how long we’re spending together.
I won’t ditch you halfway through again.
Good.
That’s fairer.
So, what do you want to do today?
Didn’t you say you wanted to hit on me?
Go ahead.
I’m right here. Hit on me.
Does that mean this is a date?
Mhm.
[SHARE LOTS OF PHOTOS.]
[GIVE DR. PUN
MORE CHANCES TO SEE THEM.]
[SHARE LOTS OF PHOTOS.]
[GIVE DR. PUN
MORE CHANCES TO SEE THEM.]
[DON’T JUST BARK ORDERS.]
[YOU NEED TO STAR
MAKING A MOVE YOURSELF.]
Did I miss him so much
I’m hallucinating his face?
hit! He’s real.
Dr. Pun!
Hello!
Hi, Ten.
Hi, there.
Hi.
Do you live around here?
No, I don’t.
It’s close to your clinic, so I come here.
I mean…
If anything happens to Mademoiselle,
I can get her to you quickly.
Ah.
I really had no idea you jogged here.
I never ran into you here.
I was almost ready to give up.
I mean…
You must get off work late.
You probably don’t
have much time to exercise.
Right?
I usually play badminton with Moth.
But today’s Moth’s birthday,
so he spends the day by himself.
Don’t look so surprised.
Moth’s just weird like that.
Every year, he spends his birthday alone.
I thought Moth was with Dean.
Excuse me?
I saw it on Dean’s Stories.
He’s with Moth.
Will you excuse me? I’m gonna go run now.
(You need to start making a move yourself.)
Can I run with you?
Hey. Dr. Pun!
Dr. Pun. Wait for me!
Let’s go, baby.
Oh, you’re pretty heavy.
Dr. Pun!
Dr. Pun!
This is what you want to do?
I usually work out on this day of the week.
Why?
Afraid you’ll wear yourself out?
You’re the one who’s afraid of
wearing yourself out.
Please.
I used to be an athlete.
Huh?
So you’re an athlete and an artist?
I’m an all-rounder.
What sport did you play?
Club-and-sword dancing?
Here.
Aren’t you tired at all?
You’re a former athlete, after all.
Why are you smiling?
Can’t you see me sweating?
Look at my heart rate.
Do you still have to ask whether I’m tired?
Then you’re really good at hiding it.
I can’t even tell you’re tired.
Did you lie about being a former athlete?
I didn’t. I really was.
I played pétanque.
What else was I supposed to play?
I was sick all the time as a kid.
I had the flu almost every week.
I’d faint whenever I was out in the sun.
When it rained,
my allergies would get worse.
But you look healthier now.
Look at you. You’ve even got biceps.
Because I’m all grown up now.
Whatever your weakness is,
you have to work on it.
Why are you taking pictures of me?
You hardly ever smile.
You’re exaggerating.
I smile all the time.
All the time?
Your smiles don’t even add up
to ten seconds a day.
All right.
I picked the first activity.
Now it’s your turn to pick the next one.
What do you want to do?
This is what you came up with?
The best your brain could do?
Why?
It’s a classic.
My treat.
You said this was a date.
Smile.
Do I have to smile on dates?
You do, when taking pictures.
Here.
Keep it.
I don’t want it.
We each get one.
Come on. Take it.
What do you want to do next?
Um… I can’t think of anything.
Should we call it a day?
Who was it that said he’d
make time for me whenever we hung out?
We’ve been together for six hours.
Isn’t that enough?
My friend asked if I wanted to
go to the same club.
Is that really a friend?
Yes.
A friend.
Why?
Are you jealous?
No.
Go with whoever invited you.
We can split up here.
Bye.
Isn’t it your birthday today?
How did you know?
Because I pay attention.
When you make a new friend,
don’t you look up their birthday?
No.
So, what now?
It’s your birthday.
Don’t rush home to be alone.
That’s depressing.
Why?
Can’t I spend my birthday with myself?
Tell you what,
I’ve spent more than ten birthdays by myself,
and I’m still alive.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Then why did you come out
to spend time with me today?
You were lonely, weren’t you?
It’s up to you, then.
If you want to go back to your tiny,
quiet room and spend your birthday alone,
that’s your choice.
Who said I was going back to my place?
So you booked a table
on a boat just to eat alone?
You’re crazy.
How’s that crazy?
It’s my birthday. I can do whatever I want.
But…
Does it even feel right?
If you won’t stop judging me,
jump overboard and swim home.
Okay, okay.
I’ll stop.
Good thing I followed you here.
At least no one will think you’re crazy.
But I’m stuck having dinner
with a crazy guy like you.
Why don’t you look at the camera?
Just turn a little.
I only need your side profile.
What are you doing?
Come on.
Is it really that hard to
turn your head left and right?
Walking is harder.
Raise your glass a little higher.
Just a little.
Take a sip.
Yes.
One good thing about
hanging out with someone is…
getting a nice photo like this.
You don’t have to take a selfie.
Pun usually takes photos for me.
Yeah?
Why didn’t Pun come with you today?
I made a rule for myself.
I spend my birthday alone.
Why?
Well, your birthday is an important day,
so you should spend it with the
most important person, and that is yourself.
That way, you can talk to yourself,
listen to your own voice,
and cut out unnecessary things in life.
So…
What do you do when it’s time
to blow out the birthday candles?
Just skip that part.
I just said you should
cut out unnecessary things.
No matter how you put it,
that still sounds lonely.
What about your birthday?
My birthday?
Mm.
Same thing every year.
Bottoms up!
Honestly, I barely remember
what happens each year.
Doesn’t that make you feel lonely?
I’m asking seriously.
Well…
I’ll admit, I feel lonely sometimes.
But that’s normal, isn’t it?
In the end, everyone gets lonely.
You just have to learn how to live with it.
That’s true.
Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
Happy birthday to you ♪
This year, try doing something unnecessary.
These three employees
had to bring you a cake.
That’s a lot of work for them.
Make a wish.
Do you know how?
I do.
Happy birthday, Mr. Moth.
Thank you.
One good thing about
celebrating your birthday with someone…
is getting a surprise like this.
Happy birthday.
Should I put it on for you?
For your birthday this year,
I wish you lots and lots of happiness,
and I hope you…
Honestly, I don’t know
what I should wish for you.
I can’t think of anything.
But I’m happy…
we got to know each other.
You’ve got some on your lips.
Huh?
On your lips.
Yeah?
The other side.
Here?
Closer to the middle.
Here?
Is that a surprise from you too?
Yeah.
You like it?
Can you really go home now?
Do you really want me to leave?
I’m kidding.
This is where I say goodbye.
I’m going.
Bye-bye.
Hey.
Do you like me?
So damn much.
- If you truly like me,
go on dates with me for 21 days.
- What do I get if I win?
- Do I get to kiss you again?
- What is this?
- Isn’t it supposed to be just us?
- Dates aren’t supposed to be like this.
- If you guys really don’t click,
why don’t you just step back?
- You can’t!
- Dr. Pun and I haven’t gotten anywhere yet.
- I’m leaving.
- What are you waiting for?