Bar: One Ring (2025) s01e03 Episode Script
Episode 3
Why are we freezing our asses?
Turn on the stove.
Well, quietly, quietly, quietly.
Will this car run?
Why are you nervous? So this
We'll see where it goes.
Or maybe this one?
I'll strangle you here. Understood?
This is the last time I offer it to you.
Let me go now and I will forget you.
Otherwise you will die, I answer.
Calm down, calm down. What are you doing?
Tell them about your son. They will take pity.
Sit here.
Guys, I'm so sorry! Hello, s
Happy holidays, happy holidays to you!
Why is everything closed? My friend and I need it.
Maybe you can help us there, well,
will you sell from your car?
The weirdo got out of here
so that I don't see you again.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I understand everything,
I'm okay guys, everything's fine.
Yes, that's it, that's it, guys.
Screw him, “Concrete”!
Welcome to the One Call bar.
Hello.
Here you can not only have a good time
time, let me look after you,
but also to talk to the dead.
Thank you.
Oops!
Joke.
So it's all true.
Please tell me what for
Do you need anything in connection?
Here's a photo
or personal item?
Yes.
Bun of hair
tears of a virgin and a chicken cube.
Oh.
Oh, sorry, I wasn't prepared.
How should I perform the ritual?
Last name, first name, patronymic will be enough.
Well, both the date of birth and the date of death.
Come on, relax.
Cocktail? At the expense of the establishment?
I don't drink, thanks.
If necessary, I drink.
No need.
But our call is not free.
A minute of conversation. Shot. Well, how
Yes, yes, yes, I know.
Well, that's nice.
Name?
Anastasia Gurina, January 29, 1996.
So, now we’ll call Nastya.
Ready. Time has passed.
Stasyusha, hello.
Hello, Olya Barabola.
Stasya, is that you?
My God! How are you doing there?
Oh, sorry, I was stupid.
I
Time passes.
Stasenka, please forgive me.
Sorry, this is
It's my fault.
This I didn't follow.
No.
Cry.
She took the doll.
Time.
Child?
I have a sister
younger
One, two, three, four
My parents were always at work.
Stasya and I were left in charge.
I'm going to look.
She listened to me so much.
Stas?
Let's.
Come on, come on, I insist.
It's her birthday today, and I
I didn’t even think to congratulate her.
It was a whole minute and I did nothing
I couldn’t squeeze it out.
Every birthday I remember her and
I'm so guilty.
Twenty years have passed.
Still haven't let go?
How can you let this go?
Okay, you are
Don't cry. Still good.
Well, not everything is fine, but you called,
apologized and she
I forgave. It's not your fault.
INTRIGUING MUSIC.
This is necessary, right? One to six.
Maghanula Tsueifa. Come on, I'll legs, you head.
Why is it always like this?
Because you always show the paper.
Yes, I'm talking about her.
She had been dead for a long time.
What? A dull feeling of guilt.
Kills worse than a pistol.
Why is this feeling of guilt stupid?
When you grow up, you will understand. Let's.
The dog said, let’s go our separate ways.
Alexander Vasilievich, time is running out.
It's time to go.
Yes, I know, Betosha.
Why are you relaxed?
He held me for more than a day.
Yes, we thought like last time. You, well
They thought. What are you, scum?
Are you kidding me or what?
Time, sorry, no. Obligations.
That way I would remember you for everything.
That's it, bye, cop. It didn't work out.
Vasilich, what should we do about this?
Burn the hell down with the car!
We'll get to the forest.
What if we burn the car?
How about we walk back?
Ah-ah-ah
Ha ha ha ha ha
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
Bitches
Wow, wow!
Welcome to our bar.
However, we have a technical break.
But we will serve you.
So "Russian roulette"
It turns out it’s not a rut, right?
Or did your cocktails make her so sick?
So, don't you dare there
puke, we just cleaned up.
Are you leaking, superman?
It's okay, relax.
It was the men who crushed it, right?
Yes.
Come on, dial the numbers.
I take it you've already heard about our bar?
Do you know the rules?
We read it, we know.
Let me ask you, where did you read it?
My friend, give it yours
You'll take care of business, okay?
OK. Mark Borisovich Novikov. Fifty
seventh year, nineteenth of May.
He died a month ago.
Dad?
Daddy.
We're having a family drama night tonight.
Is this your brother?
Do your own thing, my friend.
Time has passed.
Honey, hello.
How are you doing there?
Shut up, prostitute.
Well, why are you doing this?
I didn’t even have time to tell you anything.
It it was just
masseur. He pestered me himself.
I love only you, you know.
What
need to?
I don't know what to do.
And you promised always, always
take care of me.
And I can’t even withdraw anything from the card.
This
Ire
And
daughter.
Yes, but they are doing well.
They have cars, an apartment.
I just have a Cypriot card.
Promise
half to them
Certainly. This is your family.
This is your child.
I'll just take
a little bit for the first time.
One.
Five.
Seven.
Seven.
Have a good day!
Bravo!
Olezh,
how did you agree?
Olezh,
what are you doing?
Look at me.
Everything will be as we dreamed.
Cote d'Azur, oysters.
I'm not sure I'll carry this one's legs,
We won’t even chip in.
I'm with you, don't be afraid.
Here.
Be bolder.
Listen, I Chris
I don't eat oysters.
Understand?
Where will I go? I'm not going anywhere.
I love Russia.
I feel good here too.
Olezh, are you a moron?
You and I agreed
I find out the code, you shoot yourself.
Chris, the money is yours. And decide for yourself, okay?
Olezh, are you crazy? Syklo! Creature!
A bullet for dad.
Never mind.
Everything has its price.
I'm not going to run.
Does it have to be straight to the head?
It’s somehow not fun to lie here
ugly with her brains out.
For me beauty
she's inside.
Shoot!
Is there sparkling wine?
What are you staring at?
You're not my type.
I saw who's your type.
Oh, and this one
I've already become so tired of him over these two years.
In two years? That is, you are with him
met while your husband was still alive?
Whoa.
When he found out he had
there was the same indignant face.
And then he grabbed his heart
and made me rich and happy.
Don't be bored.
Why was she lucky?
Okay, we're lucky too.
Did you want to drag two bodies?
Yes, everything should be different.
She had to live
And she should shoot herself.
She is not to blame for anything.
Is she not guilty of anything either?
The late old man understood everything.
Don't get attached to visitors.
It's like with hamsters.
Still, guilt is the dumbest feeling.
Guilty - fix it.
If you can’t, take note and don’t do it again.
That's it.
Learn while I live.
Or while you're alive.
Wow. Yes, we really had a blast today.
Here are 15 missed ones, see?
Nothing, now talk.
Sima won't answer the phone?
Last name, first name, patronymic?
And date of birth.
Simakin Evgeniy Petrovich, 91st, June 7th.
Yes.
Okay, now we'll find him
Yeah, here it is.
Wait.
Are we really going to call a dead person?
I explained it to you.
Who the hell knows how it works.
But it works.
What are you afraid of? Deception?
Payment.
After the call.
Will you help me with this later?
Otherwise, I’m with a weapon on “you”.
I was not accepted into the army because of myopia.
Well, with this we have self-service here.
Don't be afraid, everything is very simple here.
See, one button.
Yes, our ladies here even shot themselves just now.
Well, we did it.
And this Zhenya, who is he to you?
Childhood friend.
We were like brothers.
Then the paths diverged.
I went to Moscow, he stayed in Oskol.
I got married, everything seemed to be fine.
And six months ago I got a call.
He asked for a loan, but you squeezed?
No.
I just wanted to talk.
He got divorced.
The wife took the children and buried the mother.
We talked and remembered how we used to be.
He started calling me every day.
Got you and you slammed him?
No? That's it, let's keep quiet.
Vit, don’t interrupt either. Speak, I'm listening.
He asked for a visit, wanted to come.
I'm really stuck at work.
Then they called from another number.
Police investigator.
Sima hanged himself in that
the day I didn't pick up the phone.
Listen, well, it was his choice.
It's not your fault.
I came to the funeral. I was there alone.
Besides me, it turns out, he has
there was no one there. Even my wife didn't come.
Listen, well, of course it is
everything is very sad, but
you understand what
your call will not bring him back.
Vit, don’t distract the client.
You won't understand this.
I feel very guilty towards him.
Can you fix something now?
No. But you can take this into account for the future.
But I don't know there
Be more attentive to your loved ones.
Don't put things off.
Take the tubes in the end.
You understand this
The conversation doesn't even make sense.
Well, call him and ask for forgiveness.
Well, what if you shoot yourself?
That's all, the end.
You won't be able to help anyone anymore.
Please think about it.
Spin the drum.
And the “Death” sector on the reel.
Sorry, can I refuse?
Sorry if I took up your time, I
Wait, wait, wait.
I'll probably just another day, okay?
Sorry, I
Hey!
Sorry.
We talked so well, you Hey!
Why are you smiling? Is it your work?
Everything is as you taught. Now he will take everything into account
and will fix it. Not a dull feeling of guilt.
Why the hell are you bothering your clients?
So I just wanted to help. Save.
There is no need to save anyone. The bar needs to
people were shooting. So that clients pay.
I need.
So don't fill it out yet,
won't you leave here?
So is this the way to get out of here?
That's it, the guy is good, he called, pay.
Pay!
PAY!
Where?
No! No! Crap!
ANXIOUS MUSIC.
Great! Accept delivery.
You're late.
Oh well, I'm late there.
There were circumstances.
The bosses won't like it.
Oh, shket! Dad is looking for you.
That's why I was late.
Vitya!
Vitya!
DYNAMIC MUSIC.
Well? Overall, how are you?
Did you bring Polaroid tapes?
Yeah. I barely got it, by the way.
Well, everything seems to be then. Maybe some
special wishes for next time?
Not really.
This is for you.
Listen, I brought everything. I brought everything.
Tell them there. Put in a good word.
Come on, talk to your boss.
Brother, I never failed.
I want to become a bartender.
Replace you.
Work out the contract and get out.
No, Vit. A bar contract is not an option.
Better shot.
Turn on the stove.
Well, quietly, quietly, quietly.
Will this car run?
Why are you nervous? So this
We'll see where it goes.
Or maybe this one?
I'll strangle you here. Understood?
This is the last time I offer it to you.
Let me go now and I will forget you.
Otherwise you will die, I answer.
Calm down, calm down. What are you doing?
Tell them about your son. They will take pity.
Sit here.
Guys, I'm so sorry! Hello, s
Happy holidays, happy holidays to you!
Why is everything closed? My friend and I need it.
Maybe you can help us there, well,
will you sell from your car?
The weirdo got out of here
so that I don't see you again.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I understand everything,
I'm okay guys, everything's fine.
Yes, that's it, that's it, guys.
Screw him, “Concrete”!
Welcome to the One Call bar.
Hello.
Here you can not only have a good time
time, let me look after you,
but also to talk to the dead.
Thank you.
Oops!
Joke.
So it's all true.
Please tell me what for
Do you need anything in connection?
Here's a photo
or personal item?
Yes.
Bun of hair
tears of a virgin and a chicken cube.
Oh.
Oh, sorry, I wasn't prepared.
How should I perform the ritual?
Last name, first name, patronymic will be enough.
Well, both the date of birth and the date of death.
Come on, relax.
Cocktail? At the expense of the establishment?
I don't drink, thanks.
If necessary, I drink.
No need.
But our call is not free.
A minute of conversation. Shot. Well, how
Yes, yes, yes, I know.
Well, that's nice.
Name?
Anastasia Gurina, January 29, 1996.
So, now we’ll call Nastya.
Ready. Time has passed.
Stasyusha, hello.
Hello, Olya Barabola.
Stasya, is that you?
My God! How are you doing there?
Oh, sorry, I was stupid.
I
Time passes.
Stasenka, please forgive me.
Sorry, this is
It's my fault.
This I didn't follow.
No.
Cry.
She took the doll.
Time.
Child?
I have a sister
younger
One, two, three, four
My parents were always at work.
Stasya and I were left in charge.
I'm going to look.
She listened to me so much.
Stas?
Let's.
Come on, come on, I insist.
It's her birthday today, and I
I didn’t even think to congratulate her.
It was a whole minute and I did nothing
I couldn’t squeeze it out.
Every birthday I remember her and
I'm so guilty.
Twenty years have passed.
Still haven't let go?
How can you let this go?
Okay, you are
Don't cry. Still good.
Well, not everything is fine, but you called,
apologized and she
I forgave. It's not your fault.
INTRIGUING MUSIC.
This is necessary, right? One to six.
Maghanula Tsueifa. Come on, I'll legs, you head.
Why is it always like this?
Because you always show the paper.
Yes, I'm talking about her.
She had been dead for a long time.
What? A dull feeling of guilt.
Kills worse than a pistol.
Why is this feeling of guilt stupid?
When you grow up, you will understand. Let's.
The dog said, let’s go our separate ways.
Alexander Vasilievich, time is running out.
It's time to go.
Yes, I know, Betosha.
Why are you relaxed?
He held me for more than a day.
Yes, we thought like last time. You, well
They thought. What are you, scum?
Are you kidding me or what?
Time, sorry, no. Obligations.
That way I would remember you for everything.
That's it, bye, cop. It didn't work out.
Vasilich, what should we do about this?
Burn the hell down with the car!
We'll get to the forest.
What if we burn the car?
How about we walk back?
Ah-ah-ah
Ha ha ha ha ha
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
Bitches
Wow, wow!
Welcome to our bar.
However, we have a technical break.
But we will serve you.
So "Russian roulette"
It turns out it’s not a rut, right?
Or did your cocktails make her so sick?
So, don't you dare there
puke, we just cleaned up.
Are you leaking, superman?
It's okay, relax.
It was the men who crushed it, right?
Yes.
Come on, dial the numbers.
I take it you've already heard about our bar?
Do you know the rules?
We read it, we know.
Let me ask you, where did you read it?
My friend, give it yours
You'll take care of business, okay?
OK. Mark Borisovich Novikov. Fifty
seventh year, nineteenth of May.
He died a month ago.
Dad?
Daddy.
We're having a family drama night tonight.
Is this your brother?
Do your own thing, my friend.
Time has passed.
Honey, hello.
How are you doing there?
Shut up, prostitute.
Well, why are you doing this?
I didn’t even have time to tell you anything.
It it was just
masseur. He pestered me himself.
I love only you, you know.
What
need to?
I don't know what to do.
And you promised always, always
take care of me.
And I can’t even withdraw anything from the card.
This
Ire
And
daughter.
Yes, but they are doing well.
They have cars, an apartment.
I just have a Cypriot card.
Promise
half to them
Certainly. This is your family.
This is your child.
I'll just take
a little bit for the first time.
One.
Five.
Seven.
Seven.
Have a good day!
Bravo!
Olezh,
how did you agree?
Olezh,
what are you doing?
Look at me.
Everything will be as we dreamed.
Cote d'Azur, oysters.
I'm not sure I'll carry this one's legs,
We won’t even chip in.
I'm with you, don't be afraid.
Here.
Be bolder.
Listen, I Chris
I don't eat oysters.
Understand?
Where will I go? I'm not going anywhere.
I love Russia.
I feel good here too.
Olezh, are you a moron?
You and I agreed
I find out the code, you shoot yourself.
Chris, the money is yours. And decide for yourself, okay?
Olezh, are you crazy? Syklo! Creature!
A bullet for dad.
Never mind.
Everything has its price.
I'm not going to run.
Does it have to be straight to the head?
It’s somehow not fun to lie here
ugly with her brains out.
For me beauty
she's inside.
Shoot!
Is there sparkling wine?
What are you staring at?
You're not my type.
I saw who's your type.
Oh, and this one
I've already become so tired of him over these two years.
In two years? That is, you are with him
met while your husband was still alive?
Whoa.
When he found out he had
there was the same indignant face.
And then he grabbed his heart
and made me rich and happy.
Don't be bored.
Why was she lucky?
Okay, we're lucky too.
Did you want to drag two bodies?
Yes, everything should be different.
She had to live
And she should shoot herself.
She is not to blame for anything.
Is she not guilty of anything either?
The late old man understood everything.
Don't get attached to visitors.
It's like with hamsters.
Still, guilt is the dumbest feeling.
Guilty - fix it.
If you can’t, take note and don’t do it again.
That's it.
Learn while I live.
Or while you're alive.
Wow. Yes, we really had a blast today.
Here are 15 missed ones, see?
Nothing, now talk.
Sima won't answer the phone?
Last name, first name, patronymic?
And date of birth.
Simakin Evgeniy Petrovich, 91st, June 7th.
Yes.
Okay, now we'll find him
Yeah, here it is.
Wait.
Are we really going to call a dead person?
I explained it to you.
Who the hell knows how it works.
But it works.
What are you afraid of? Deception?
Payment.
After the call.
Will you help me with this later?
Otherwise, I’m with a weapon on “you”.
I was not accepted into the army because of myopia.
Well, with this we have self-service here.
Don't be afraid, everything is very simple here.
See, one button.
Yes, our ladies here even shot themselves just now.
Well, we did it.
And this Zhenya, who is he to you?
Childhood friend.
We were like brothers.
Then the paths diverged.
I went to Moscow, he stayed in Oskol.
I got married, everything seemed to be fine.
And six months ago I got a call.
He asked for a loan, but you squeezed?
No.
I just wanted to talk.
He got divorced.
The wife took the children and buried the mother.
We talked and remembered how we used to be.
He started calling me every day.
Got you and you slammed him?
No? That's it, let's keep quiet.
Vit, don’t interrupt either. Speak, I'm listening.
He asked for a visit, wanted to come.
I'm really stuck at work.
Then they called from another number.
Police investigator.
Sima hanged himself in that
the day I didn't pick up the phone.
Listen, well, it was his choice.
It's not your fault.
I came to the funeral. I was there alone.
Besides me, it turns out, he has
there was no one there. Even my wife didn't come.
Listen, well, of course it is
everything is very sad, but
you understand what
your call will not bring him back.
Vit, don’t distract the client.
You won't understand this.
I feel very guilty towards him.
Can you fix something now?
No. But you can take this into account for the future.
But I don't know there
Be more attentive to your loved ones.
Don't put things off.
Take the tubes in the end.
You understand this
The conversation doesn't even make sense.
Well, call him and ask for forgiveness.
Well, what if you shoot yourself?
That's all, the end.
You won't be able to help anyone anymore.
Please think about it.
Spin the drum.
And the “Death” sector on the reel.
Sorry, can I refuse?
Sorry if I took up your time, I
Wait, wait, wait.
I'll probably just another day, okay?
Sorry, I
Hey!
Sorry.
We talked so well, you Hey!
Why are you smiling? Is it your work?
Everything is as you taught. Now he will take everything into account
and will fix it. Not a dull feeling of guilt.
Why the hell are you bothering your clients?
So I just wanted to help. Save.
There is no need to save anyone. The bar needs to
people were shooting. So that clients pay.
I need.
So don't fill it out yet,
won't you leave here?
So is this the way to get out of here?
That's it, the guy is good, he called, pay.
Pay!
PAY!
Where?
No! No! Crap!
ANXIOUS MUSIC.
Great! Accept delivery.
You're late.
Oh well, I'm late there.
There were circumstances.
The bosses won't like it.
Oh, shket! Dad is looking for you.
That's why I was late.
Vitya!
Vitya!
DYNAMIC MUSIC.
Well? Overall, how are you?
Did you bring Polaroid tapes?
Yeah. I barely got it, by the way.
Well, everything seems to be then. Maybe some
special wishes for next time?
Not really.
This is for you.
Listen, I brought everything. I brought everything.
Tell them there. Put in a good word.
Come on, talk to your boss.
Brother, I never failed.
I want to become a bartender.
Replace you.
Work out the contract and get out.
No, Vit. A bar contract is not an option.
Better shot.