Brothers (2026) s01e03 Episode Script

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[Woody grunts]
- [grunts]
- [gunshot]
[screams]
[birds chirping]
Jesus.
- Ma Mac.
- Well, good morning, Mr. Harrelson.
[Woody] What are you doing here?
Well, I'm just sitting here enjoying
the Lord's first kiss of sunshine.
How'd you sleep, sweet prince?
Not great.
As you might recall, I got shot.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'm sorry you didn't get
your beauty rest.
We got some nice
Apple Cinnamon Cheerios in there.
Want me to rustle you up a bowl?
So you're not still mad about last night?
[Ma Mac] Oh,
I'm still absolutely furious with you.
My insides are steaming
like a crawfish boil.
But you know, I'm not worried
because I got a solution.
Which is?
I'm gonna get your patchouli stanking ass
kicked out of here
before you cause any more trouble.
You think that you've seen
the last of those geriatric assassins?
They're gonna be coming here for you.
And I can't have that.
You need to be long gone.
You crossed a line, Harrelson.
And once you cross that line,
there's no coming back.
[grunts]
French toast stick?
["Give a Little Bit" playing]
Well, today we're heading out there,
into the world, where the people are.
- Okay, little mermaid?
- Yeah.
And because we haven't announced
that you're running yet,
you know, today's like
a dress rehearsal, all right?
And I know you actors love a challenge,
so think of it like you are preparing
for the role of a lifetime.
You're playing Matthew McConaughey
if he was a normal person.
Easy. 'Cause I am a normal person.
[laughs] You're so funny.
Is your wife laughing, like, 24-7?
[chuckles]
["Long Tall Texan" playing]
Hey.
[chattering]
- Hey, how are you?
- Nice to meet you all.
- Come on, now.
- Whoo!
[chattering continues]
Vanilla. And you like?
- [laughs]
- Yeah.
[song continues]
[chattering continues]
- How are we doing, bud?
- Good.
Hey, Matthew.
Do you want to hold my baby boys?
[laughs] Yeah, yeah.
[chattering]
[chuckles] He wants mama back. All right.
[song continues]
- [all chattering]
- Hey, McConaughey!
- Hey!
- You got a joint?
[laughs] Be a lot cooler if you did.
[all laugh]
Hey. How you doing?
- How are you doing?
- Good to see you.
[chattering]
Mmm.
[chattering]
- And we give them structure…
- [Gwen] Boys.
- Oh, oh, oh. I got my…
- [Gwen] Say barbecue.
- Barbecue.
- [laughs] Awesome.
- Got 'em all?
- Nice.
- [song ends]
- [groans]
[Joy] Hey, babe.
Who have you been giving my number out to?
I keep getting these calls
from grizzly old men
just talking about you and your father,
and phone books, and smaller phone books.
This is my business phone.
If you want a silly phone for all
the people you meet on your travels,
then we'll get you your own.
- [phone buzzing]
- [Joy] Oh, my God. They're calling again.
Okay, honey.
- Listen to me. Oh, fuck… [grunts]
- Oh, Jesus.
[grunts]
I shot up too quick.
- All right.
- These are bad dudes,
and, uh, I-I want them to think
that I'm far, far away from here,
so just answer the phone, "Aloha."
- No, you answer the phone.
- Uh, no, you answer it.
You answer the phone!
They're your friends.
They are not my friends.
- Answer it. Oh, my God.
- They wanna kill me!
- Just answer it.
- All right.
Hello-ha.
- Aloha.
- [imitates bird]
I'm sorry. I can't hear you right now.
- Red-ringed parakeet.
- There's… There's…
- Red-winged parakeet.
- Red-ringed.
Red-ringed parakeet.
Very loud, annoying bird.
- Indigenous to Hawaii.
- Indigenous to Hawaii.
- [imitates bird]
- [person] Woody Harrel…
Mm-hmm. Oh, no, Woody can't come
to the phone right now.
Uh, he's swimming.
Surfing in the Hawaiian sea,
which is also known as the Pacific Ocean.
[person] Put him on now.
Yes, he is in Hawaii.
[breathes heavily]
Motherfucker sprung town.
Son of a bitch.
- That was tremendous.
- [line beeping]
I mean, you ever thought about acting?
Just tell me what the hell is happening.
Okay, don't worry about those old guys.
Because the truth is,
I've learnt something which,
if it is true, I mean, like,
really, really true, then poof.
- [sighs]
- This reality, gone,
and we are over the rainbow
in a whole 'nother universe,
full Matrix,
down the rabbit hole, Narnia vibe.
You follow me?
How long were you upside down?
[whispering] It involves Matthew.
[whispering] God.
This is all very dramatic.
Honey, of course I'm dramatic.
- I'm a fucking thespian.
- Okay, Woody, I love you,
but I'm worried that
your brain is fried like a plantain.
- Really?
- I can't carry this for you right now.
Okay, and neither can Matthew. Okay?
He's got a lot on his plate.
Like, this whole governor thing.
He does not need whatever chaos
you're trying to create.
[sighs] Honey,
Ma Mac is actively trying to kick us out
as pronto as possible.
I have got to talk to somebody
about this or I-I might explode.
Okay, please tell someone
else about this conspiracy
that I'm sure is very, very real.
Please, let's just have a quiet day.
I can't make any guarantees.
- [chattering]
- [Matthew] Please can I share…
Can I steal this handsome gentleman
from you for a moment?
- [chuckles]
- Excuse me a second.
- Matthew, this is my new friend, Lucy…
- Hey.
…and we actually
were just talking politics,
which I know you have a keen interest in.
- So…
- [Matthew] Hmm.
I just have to say, I'm a huge fan.
I've seen Dallas Buyers Club 84 times.
- Aw.
- Thank you, Lucy.
[chuckles]
Um, I'm actually kind of having
a hard time right now.
Um, my mom's recently passed
and we're trying to sell her home.
But because of the chapter 313 abatements,
and how they
specifically affect rural IDs,
um, we're suffering the consequences
of the program's expiration.
So, do you have any thoughts on that?
I mean, what do you think?
Yeah, that is, uh… That is a toughie.
What do you think, Matthew?
- Abate?
- Mm-hmm. The abatements.
Um, the 313 you said?
Mm-hmm.
We first gotta answer the questions
why was three and three…
313 passed in the first place.
And then, um, who did it help,
and why, and how?
Where, when, who?
You being you.
Um, you said rural ISD?
You know, we're gonna come
from the outside in,
look at it objectively
before we subjectively,
you know, before we can…
Oh, my God. I'm-I'm getting
a text message actually.
The… Your biggest horse is out
- and running around on the farm.
- Uh-oh.
You're gonna have to lasso it
to the ground.
- Sorry.
- He's the only one that can do that.
He's the only one strong enough.
So we should run and go deal with that.
- So… [chuckles]
- Sorry about your mother.
Yeah. So nice to meet you.
[Matthew] Thank you for that.
Obviously I need to brush up
a little bit on my policy.
Yeah, brush up on policy, how about?
'Cause I don't think
you can just make up for that
in the swimsuit and talent portion.
- All right, Miss Congeniality?
- [chuckles]
Campaigning is not a Lincoln ad, Matthew.
You can't just stare out a window,
and spout some stupid bullshit,
and hope that roads get fixed.
All right? Okay, I need you
to know this stuff, Matthew.
Issues that matter to voters.
- Okay? I need you to know…
- I'll be ready, okay. I'll be ready.
Hey. This campaign
is everything to me, okay.
It might be a vanity project for you,
but to me it is everything.
I don't have a husband,
I don't have children,
I don't have a permanent residence.
I haven't been to the dentist in 17 years,
because I am busy.
Okay. Those all sound like predicaments
that predate me, but let me be very clear.
This campaign means everything
to me, all right?
That's why I'm running for governor.
And, yes, I've got some work to do.
That will not work on the campaign trail.
Okay, I understand that.
But when I tell you I'll be ready,
I'll be ready.
Do you want me to send you some podcasts?
All right. Be cool, McConaughey.
Breathe it out. Breathe it out.
[grunting, vocalizing]
[inhales deeply]
[grunting, vocalizing]
[people on podcast chattering]
Jurisdiction two.
- Got it.
- [podcast continues]
- Is he okay?
- Yeah, he does this when he's anxious.
You know?
It makes him feel like he's in control.
Clean house, clean mind.
- Can't lose.
- [chuckles]
You know, he bleached
the inside of the chimney
when he was preparing for Sing 2.
[chuckles] God, can he come clean our bus?
Right. [chuckles]
God, I live on a bus.
You don't belong there.
[podcast continues]
Recidivism.
[grunting, vocalizing]
Ding.
Morning, Wyatt. Bud, why-why
aren't you dressed?
Uh, hey, Dad. Um, I was just doing
my morning journaling, and then…
- [River screaming]
- [Matthew] Hey.
I see River has not had breakfast.
- It's your turn to feed him, yeah?
- Yeah. Sorry about that.
Uh, Aunt Joy kinda colonized the kitchen.
- [Matthew] Oh.
- [Joy] Morning.
[Matthew] Morning.
You okay if we move all the meat
to the garage freezer?
Uh, I'd prefer if you did not, but…
What do we got here?
- Morning, Clara.
- [Clara] Morning.
Hey, no devices before breakfast.
- You know that.
- [Olive] Oh, my God. Sorry.
That's my fault. I gave her my phone.
[Matthew] Shut it down, go get breakfast.
- [Clara] Okay.
- Hey, Wyatt.
Buddy? Come on, dude.
- Go get dressed. You got chores.
- [Wyatt] Uh, cool.
Actually, Kai's using my bathroom.
I wanted to give her space.
Hey. Mind if I borrow your hoodie?
Uh, I'd prefer if you didn't.
Hmm. Kind of already did.
Matthew.
[Matthew] Yeah?
Is it just me or do the Harrelsons
need to leave already?
It feels like it's been a week of chaos
ever since they got here.
- [Matthew] Yeah, yeah.
- Matthew,
are you aware that River's
on top of the bus right now,
and Woody showed him how to climb it?
No.
River! Come on down!
I'm surprised you're okay
with this Harrelson invasion.
I've seen the way Woody's wife
looks at Matthew.
Okay, enough, all right? We're happy
that the Harrelsons are here.
Of course we are.
And I'm glad you two
aren't feeling cornered
by all those extra hippy-dippy kids
running around.
It's just two girls.
Which means you're not
the hot young thing anymore.
Hey, uh, you mind
if I borrow your grandmother?
[clears throat]
So this is your big plan now?
Smear campaign against my family?
What? I'm just a sweet, old lady
waiting for the good Lord to take me home.
You know, I'm not going anywhere
until I find out the truth
about me and Matthew.
I'm not scared of you, Ma Mac.
Oh, man. She's scary.
[exhales deeply]
Hello, Father.
Daughter, there is a matter
I wish to discuss with you.
Why are you being so dramatic?
Why does everyone keep saying…
Listen…
[Olive inhales, sighs]
Ma Mac, the other night,
told me that she knew my father,
like, knew him.
- Okay?
- Biblically.
And she implied Matthew's dad
may well not be his dad.
Which means…
You and Matthew might be brothers?
- Yes.
- Holy shit.
- [chuckles]
- Holy shit.
I mean, are you okay?
[stutters] How do you feel?
Am I okay? I feel everything.
He-He's my best friend.
It would be amazing.
But, also, his dad is everything to him…
[stammers] …and maybe it would
break his heart.
Maybe it would fuck up his campaign.
Maybe it would… [stammers]
…end our friendship.
I don't know. And I can't say anything
to anyone until I know for sure.
I've just been carrying this.
I haven't been able to tell anybody,
and it's been eating me alive.
- [exhales deeply]
- [Olive] Okay. I mean, I'm so sorry, Dad.
Also, why are you telling me this?
I needed a great mind,
and you are the smartest person I know.
[Olive chuckles]
Thanks.
Okay. We're gonna order a DNA test.
We're gonna collect some
of Matthew's hair or saliva.
Already great ideas.
And then we're gonna send it off
to a lab to get it tested.
Should just take a couple of weeks.
We don't have a couple of weeks.
I don't think Ma Mac wants me to know.
She's been angling to get us
kicked out of here.
Okay, so then we need to come up
with an idea so she can't do that.
Right.
Right, right, right, right.
I have one foolproof way that I have used
in the past to great success.
You are not gonna get a…
- Hey, kiddos!
- [barking]
- [all exclaiming]
- Oh, my gosh, a puppy.
[Woody] That's right.
An adorable little puppy just for you.
Wood, no puppy for us.
Thank you very much.
That's not happening. Nonnegotiable.
What in God's name is going on here?
Oh, it's just good old Uncle Woody
bestowing upon Matthew and his family
the greatest gift of all…
- love.
- [Matthew] Love? Uh-huh.
And some chewed up furniture,
and six pounds of turds
that you know who
is gonna have to clean it up.
- No.
- No, no, dude, you can leave it.
It's actually good for the soil.
I'm not gonna leave shit all over my yard.
[Woody] It's not gonna be that much shit.
I mean, Little Woody's just a puppy.
- Little Woody?
- Well, whatever they wanna call him.
I love my Little Woody.
Well, yeah.
Kiddos, enjoy it for the next
couple of hours, but that's not our dog.
Don't forget, you got chores
you gotta finish by sundown.
[Clara, River, Wyatt] Sir. Yes, sir.
Hey, sorry, but what is happening here?
Oh, um, sometimes when things get
sort of crazy and out of control,
my dad starts acting like a general
and he gets us in line,
you know, sort of, um…
I mean, don't you ever get disciplined?
Only if we do something really bad,
but then I just play the adopted card
and my dad gets weird and drops it.
Well…
- What?
- Pretty good, huh?
Dogs are glue.
How many families on the verge of divorce,
they get a dog, shaboom, two more years?
You know, it doesn't really
make sense to me,
but you might be a low-key genius.
[chuckles] Say what?
Nothing low-key about it, you know.
I mean, I always thought of myself
as book smart and street smart,
but now I really gotta throw
genius into the mix.
Yeah.
[Kai] Look, I know your dad asked us
to rake leaves,
but is this even still your property?
Oh, shoot. Look.
[laughs] Check it out.
It's a red-oak acorn.
- You got an acorn?
- [chuckles]
Wait. In the forest?
That's… That is unbelievable.
Yeah, well. You know, I used to
collect these when I was younger.
I-I-I thought it was cool
what they represent, you know?
Well, that explains so much.
Almost too much.
[laughs] Yeah, I don't know.
I just… I liked the idea
that no matter how small the acorn is,
one day it's gonna grow
into this giant oak. You know, and…
Well…
Like, here,
maybe anytime you doubt yourself
or forget how awesome you are,
you can think about this acorn,
and you can think about
how strong you are.
[stammers] Obviously I'm joking though.
I'm-I'm… [chuckles]
Mainly it's like a metaphor-joke thing.
It's, uh… I'm not really, like,
an acorn collector.
I don't have an organized shelf
or anything in my bedroom or…
Hey. It's really sweet.
Thank you.
Thank you. [stammers] Yeah. Sorry.
Yeah, let's go.
- [Clara] Okay, can you roll over?
- [River] Little Woody!
[Clara] Here.
There's some treats over here.
Roll over. Down.
Uh-huh.
- Little Woody, can you roll?
- [River] Little Woody!
- Roll, please.
- Hey, Clara? Clara, sweetie.
Hey, can we… Can we get back
to our chores, please?
He won't roll over for me, Dad.
Well, that's because training a dog
takes a lot of time, sweetie.
[stammers] A lot of time
that you don't have.
Let's go finish up our chores, okay?
River, easy on the treats.
Can I still eat them?
Eat as many as you want.
Just don't tell your mom.
Well, look who decided to show up.
Mr. Magnanimous.
Everybody's favorite uncle.
I'm onto you, bud.
Trying to curry favor with my kids
by bringing 'em a damn puppy.
Come on, man. A dog is something
that a dad gets his kids when it's time.
Not the wayfaring, wandering uncle
who swings through,
"Hey, look what I got you," then leaves.
Who's stuck with taking care
of that son of a bitch? Me.
I take exception
to the wayfaring, wandering…
- Really?
- Okay, heard.
- Heard? Yeah, okay. Good.
- Uh-huh.
Would it help if I,
you know, potty-trained him?
- You're gonna potty-train him?
- A little wiggle room in the schedule.
"Wiggle room." That's it.
That's the problem there.
- The chassis's too loose.
- What?
Everyone's got too much wiggle room
since you got here.
I'm starting to get the red ass about it.
I don't need
anymore distraction right now. Okay?
- Come back, Little Woody. Come back!
- [Little Woody barking]
You know leaves are good for the soil too!
[Matthew] Great! Rake some!
[Woody] You're a good boy.
Now stay.
Stay. Sit. No, no. No.
[stammers] Little Woody.
Overplayed your hand, Harrelson.
You know Matthew likes to keep things
all tight and buttoned up.
Last thing he needs is some wild,
out of control, dirty dog
mucking up everything.
You just walked your own nuts
right into a NutriBullet.
Oh, my nuts are just fine, Ma Mac.
Nobody can resist a dog.
I got Joy a dog early in our relationship
and look at us now.
Oh, yeah. She's living the life.
Sometimes I think that that poor woman's
being held against her will.
You know those movies
where it's a man and a dog?
Always starts out hating the dog,
but by the end of it…
Huh? Part of the family.
But you're talking Hollywood.
I'm talking real life.
Dogs are just a pain in the ass.
That's why they call 'em dogs.
Hey, you can't win 'em all, all right.
Don't kick yourself.
It's hard to compete against someone
many are calling a low-key genius.
Well, you're standing in
a big pile of dog shit, genius.
I know.
It's organic. Circle of life.
You've got an answer for everything.
- [Woody chuckles]
- You'll shut your mouth some day.
Low-key dipshit more like.
Fuck.
Flicked it up on the calf? Come on.
Showtime, motherfucker.
[sobbing]
Ma?
[Ma Mac] I'm sorry.
I'll-I'll cry quieter.
No. What's going on, hey?
I don't wanna talk about it.
Well, I think you do.
You're sitting here
crying pretty doggone loud.
I think you wanna talk about something.
What's up?
I was going through your father's things,
and I found his college jersey.
That's Dad's?
I thought the only jersey left
was hanging in that high school.
Here. I want you to have it.
I want you to always remember
exactly who your father is.
Of course.
- Mom, this is incredible.
- [sniffles]
Yeah. Incredible.
After all these years.
What else you've been sitting on
all these years, huh?
- That's a great question.
- [Matthew] Love you.
- [Ma Mac] Mmm.
- Don't you got a dog to return?
I got the perfect frame for this
in my office.
What you got cooking, lady?
Oh, don't you worry them cute little
gapped teeth about it, Wood Pecker.
[Woody laughs]
What a day, huh, buddy?
First the dog, now this. Two great gifts.
No, one great gift.
You know, you lose
somebody important in your life,
and you don't think you're gonna find
new ways to remember them.
And then an unexpected gift like this
comes in, and it's just…
- It's cool, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- [barks]
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Whoa, I got it.
- [Matthew] Hey. Hey, hey. No, no. No, no!
- Little Woody! I got him!
- [grunts]
- [River] Come on, Woody, get it!
Give it up. Come on.
- You're embarrassing me.
- Drop!
No, no. No! [groans]
[River] Get it, Little Woody!
No!
Okay.
Good news is collar's still intact.
You know, the most important part
of a garment is…
Wood, get that damn dog
off my property now.
- Dad, Dad.
- What?
You're standing in poo.
Ah, shit. Damn it.
Dude, I'm sorry.
We'll get that cleaned up right away.
- Uh… Joy!
- [Matthew] You know what?
Maybe it's a good idea
you all get outta here by Monday, huh?
Shit.
Is he talking about
Little Woody or Big Woody?
Sounds like both.
This is the worst day of my life!
Hey, buddy. It's all right.
We can get through this.
Okay, what is happening here?
Dad made Uncle Woody take our dog back.
- No.
- McConaugheys!
Tell me what is going on?
Why are all the leaves unraked?
No one's doing their chores.
I'm sorry, Dad. It's just kinda hard to
focus when we're all upset about the dog.
Okay, look. That was never our dog, okay?
This is really not that big of a deal.
I wish I'd never been born!
It's like you're forcing us
to give up our child for adoption.
- What?
- Hey, guys,
let's watch this slideshow of some
of our favorite Little Woody memories.
["Good Riddance" playing]
"Little Woody memories"?
Another turning point
A fork stuck in the road ♪
We had this fricking dog for,
like, half a day!
But it's felt like I've known him forever.
Oh, geez. Okay.
Clara, River, Wyatt…
[stammers] …we talked about this.
I was clear.
When you have the time
to take the responsibility that it takes
to raise and train a dog,
then we'll talk about getting another dog.
But not right now, okay?
[sobs] I don't want another dog.
- I just want Little Woody.
- Okay.
[Clara sobbing]
[Matthew groans]
- Took the dog back, dude. Happy now?
- [sobbing continues]
Where did you take him?
[song ends]
Absolutely not.
- Do you think that this child…
- Dog.
…can go from uncertainty
to a forever home,
and then back to uncertainty
and then back to a home again
without psychological trauma?
Well, I-I kinda thought that dogs
could just go from place to place
- and just move on with their day.
- Yeah.
Am I mistaken?
Well, I'm sure in your ivory tower
that's how all dogs feel.
Okay, here's the skinny. All right.
He got the dog for my family.
I didn't want it,
but my family fell in love with him.
Question is, what do I need to pay you
to take him home with me right now?
This is an adoption.
I know you celebrities are
accustomed to buying dogs
like they're,
uh, sushi rolls and felt hats.
But this is not a store,
and this is not a product.
This is a family member.
How much?
$5,000.
- Whoo.
- Five grand for the dog?
Consider it a donation to
Texans Against Animal Cruelty.
If you want a second chance,
it would be a very worthy organization
for a donation.
Dude, I would, uh, pony up for you,
- but I left my wallet in the car.
- Of course, you did.
You know what? Five grand.
Run it on that card.
Okay? Great deal.
Speaking of second chances…
- Guess that's the cost of fame.
- Oh, y'all hang on a second.
Lucy.
Hey. Matthew McConaughey.
We met last week.
Yeah. No, I know who you are.
I have a poster of you above my bed.
- Still?
- Always.
Oh, wow. Well, thank you, I think.
- Mm-hmm.
- Um, listen,
I wanted to get back to you about
your question you had on chapter 313.
I'd like to take another shot
at helping you with your problem.
I did some digging
and here's the situation.
So, the tax hike that has come
since its expiration,
it's affecting a lot of people, especially
in the rural areas like your mother.
Now, my advice is you can partner with
local ISDs and other counties in Texas
that are thinking like you, okay?
You do that, you get a collective voice,
then you're gonna have a better chance
of your representative,
who you elect in November,
hearing you when it gets back to
the ballot, okay?
All right.
Sorry to inconvenience you and, uh…
- [mumbles]
- Sorry about your mom.
- Thank you.
- All right.
["Coming Home" playing]
So, we own ourselves a dog?
You do not own a dog.
But you can have the privilege
of living with an animal.
Whatever, man.
Come on.
It was a pleasure doing business with you.
[music continues]
[Woody] Wow, dude,
you look like a beer commercial.
Mind if I…
[clicks tongue, sighs]
You do know that you are
the only lunatic walking this planet
who would get his best friend's family
a dog without even asking.
You know that?
Yet, at the same time,
I gotta admit the results are,
well, making a lot of people happy.
Yeah. Buddy,
I know you did not want this dog…
- No. Mm-mmm.
- …but they all did.
And if you will excuse
a sensational metaphor,
you acted as a very honorable
governor to your family.
You listened to your constituents
and you made them all pretty damn happy.
That's very democratic of you, buddy.
[laughs]
Does that mean you don't want us
to hit the road mañana?
No, not unless it's the road
to the soul, brother.
- Goddamn it.
- Like that one?
- You are so folksy.
- You like that one?
- Oh, I love it. I mean…
- You're my guy.
…I'm from Texas, but you're like
a belt buckle come to life, man.
- Come on.
- [laughing]
All right. I'm gonna go grab a cold one.
- All right. Get me a beer too, will you?
- Oh.
Uh, I was talking about an ice water bong,
but I'll get you a beer.
Appreciate that.
Well, your dumbass dog trick worked,
didn't it?
Ma Mac, I love you.
And I love your family.
And I just want you to know
I'm gonna let this whole thing drop.
That so?
Yeah. I mean, Matthew and I are brothers.
The kind of brothers
that don't need proof.
So, if you tell me
there's nothing to look into,
I take you at your word
and I'm just gonna let it go.
Well, fucking well.
You know, I can't promise though
that those Travis boys
ain't gonna come after you.
Oh, I took care of that situation too.
They ain't gonna be a problem anymore.
You shitting me?
- No.
- Hmm.
[groans] Hey, you get no more
trouble from me, all right?
Truce?
Truce.
- [coughs]
- [coughs]
[both chuckling]
- You old thing.
- [chuckles]
- Hey.
- Hey.
Order up that DNA test.
We need to get some answers.
I'm on it.
Good job, Dad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't forget you are the daughter
of a low-key genius.
Oh, no. Are you fucking kidding…
What? Does this mutt have IBS?
Little Woody.
Come on.
["Jesus Come Back" playing]