Coyote Ragtime Show (2006) s01e03 Episode Script

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We're going after Mister and his group!
All that matters is that they can still speak.
Otherwise, do them the honor of a good smashing.
Hokorimamire no bonnet
Yubi de kyou o kizamu
Toori ame ga sugiru koro
Ai no you ni kieta
Kokoro no naka nakusenu mono aru ka na
Mienai tsubasa habatakase
Koredemo katto fuku kaze ni mukaiuchi
Yuruginai kimochi de tachimukatteku no sa, go!
Sunabokori mau yakusoku no basho e
Oretachi wa hashiritsuzukete yuku
Konya koso
Koete yaru
Ano saki made
Episode 3
The One They Called"His Right-Hand Man"
Hell yeah!
Man, we've been waiting three years for this!
Right?
Don't you think it'd be better to
hold off on the celebration
until after we have the treasure?
Get outta here!
We made it this far, now we're as good as rich!
I don't know about that.
Huh?
What, is there some kinda problem?
I'd say that's pretty evident.
He's got it. Take a look behind us.
Huh? Behind us?
They're right on our tail!
Well, no shit!
So what do we do?
What we do is, well y'know
Run away.
Do you mean you never even
gave this any thought?
Hey!
Sorry 'bout that.
Get a grip!
Look, in any case we have the pendant.
So we just shake 'em off and head
straight for Graceland!
And lead them right to Pirate King Bruce's
legacy in the process?
What's your problem?
It's no big deal as long as we can shake 'em off!
And what if we can't shake them?
Hell if I know! Runnin's our only choice!
For crying out loud, you didn't do
squat planning this out!
You're the one who didn't do squat!
Pardon me, gentlemen.
Our plans won't matter for squat anyway
if we have to spend a week digging up
all the dirt on Graceland.
What's that supposed to mean?
Exactly what it sounded like.
If we set foot on Graceland now,
we're not going to be finding any
legacy of Pirate King Bruce!
But we have the pendant
And did you think there was, like, a map
hidden inside it or something?
Then what is that pendant for?
Let's put solving the riddle off until later.
For now, we'll have to do something
about those dolls.
Now then, how are we going to capture them alive?
I'm partial to hand-to-hand combat myself;
however, I'm just concerned that we may
end up ruining our clothes.
That's right! This outfit was made just recently.
Oh my, and mine is brand new,
straight off the rack!
Do you think you could kindly leave someone
for us to pass the time with too?
If you want to join the party, then don't be late.
That aside, does anyone know where May is now?
We still don't know.
I see
I'm sure she'll be fine.
Here they come!
The party's starting, guys!
Now there's a line that takes me back!
It's like we've gone back to three years ago!
Shoot them to bits!
Without killing them, remember.
I know.
Damn
They're getting carried away.
Can't you get 'em off our ass?!
Sorry, guys!
Taking the Coyote at full speed,
even along the moonwalk,
it will still take us three days to reach Graceland.
After that, it will take us another half a day
to find Pirate King Bruce's legacy
and bring it back with us.
Bishop! How much time is left before they
drop the photonic bomb on Graceland?
Let's see 5 days and just over 11 hours.
5 days and 11 hours, minus 3 days
leaves us with 2 days.
Well, that makes it simple.
Okay then, we'll pull it off in two days!
So what are we going to do, exactly?
So you have a plan? Then tell us what it is!
Franca!
What?
Have you been in touch with Swamp lately?
Swamp?
Oh! You mean that Swamp?
The one they called Pirate King
Bruce Dockley's right-hand man.
Swamp Gordon!
He and Bruce always operated together.
That reminds me, you got into it
with him once, right, Bishop?
What, did you lose?
I haven't lost anything!
Do you know where Swamp is, Franca?
Swamp comes to drink at the
Pirate Hideout pretty often.
He always asks me how I'm doing.
He says to contact him if I'm ever in a bind.
Connection made!
Huh?
Is there anything showing up on radar?
No, ma'am!
All right then! Time to head to Swamp's
for some tea and cookies!
Yeah, right!
It's not like you guys were anything like best buds.
You guys know this story?
See, there was this small town
where no one ever got along.
Some of the kids there were sick and tired of it,
so they put their heads together.
They wondered if there was some kind
of situation they could cook up
that would force their hopeless parents
into cooperating with each other.
And then suddenly, they had an idea:
They'd use an imaginary enemy.
Germs to be exact!
I mean, you can't see 'em, right?
Well, the plan was a great success.
The adults put the past behind them and scrambled
into action together against a common foe.
So?
Jeez!
You bozos don't get it, do ya?
In our case, we don't even have to invent an enemy!
We've already got one!
Marciano!
So there you have it.
Marciano
Papa!
Target sighted!
All units reverse course!
Oh, c'mon! You mean after all the hide-and-seek
we're going to play tag again?!
Lead the dolls along like this,
and we'll bring 'em up right in front of Swamp.
Can you do it?
Hey, who do you think you're talking to?
This is Master Katana's
Super High Speed Express, man!
Let's focus on another happy day
and spend this time happily!
Think about what you long to do
from the bottom of your heart!
The future and memories of the past
are all we've got!
And between them we live!
We live! We live! We LIVE!
Food's so good to eat!
Oh yeah!
Food's so good to eat!
Thank you, O Sun!
And water's so good to drink!
Oh yeah!
And water's so good to drink!
Oh yeah!
Thank you, O Lord!
Show your gratitude to all living things!
Oh yeah!
Thank you!
There's nothin' to worry about!
Yeah!
There's nothin' to be down about!
Yeah!
Enjoy being alive!
The winners are the ones who enjoyed it!
Happy! Happy!
I'm beggin' you, Swamp.
Happy all the time!
Happy all the time!
Come aboard!
Happy all the time!
Come aboard!
Happy! Happy!
Happy every day!
It's been a full two days since he broke
out of Sandvil Penitentiary.
He oughta be showing up any time now.
Boss Swamp
What?
Would you say that Bruce's legacy
will end up going to Mister?
Don't you call him "Mister"!
Call him John or Jimmy, those are fine.
Just hearing that name "Mister" pisses me off!
Sorry about that
But y'know, Boss
It's not that we want the inheritance
ourselves, we're cool,
but aren't you the one who was
Bruce's number one man?
So if it's not you, but Mister
I mean, John, who's gonna be the heir
Franca is the heir.
Well, yeah, that's true enough.
What was Bruce thinking when he gave Mister
Don't you dare speak ill of Bruce!
Sorry!
Well, in any case the pendant isn't going
to be of any use on its own.
Flying object confirmed on radar!
They're here?
They're headed our way!
All right, when they get within a range of 110,
throw everything we've got at 'em!
You sure that's all right?
If they're heading towards us,
there's a big chance Franca's aboard!
I know that.
So don't hit them.
This is only to threaten them.
Hey, Bruce, the man you chose has come.
I'm gonna see with my own eyes
why you chose him over me.
They've gone into the hills in Altana.
There are ten more units.
They're Guild helicopters!
Marciano?!
Fire!
Kill 'em!
Those are Bruce's enemies!
Marciano's Twelve Sisters!
March!
What's that?!
Hey!
Swamp!
Connection made!
Right on cue.
Don't let the copters into town!
Shoot them down! Get 'em!
Let's at least take it easy while
we're on board the ship.
Even if we are in a hurry, it's not gonna make
this ship get to Ku-Rong any quicker.
What's the matter?
It has been two days since the plan to attack
Graceland with a photonic bomb was announced.
Protests against the use of the photonic bomb are being
made in various places throughout space.
Captain!
Protests against the use of the photonic bomb are being
made in various places throughout space.
Protests against the use of the photonic bomb are being
made in various places throughout space.
Quickly
Protests against the use of the photonic bomb are being
made in various places throughout space.
Please fly this ship to Ku-Rong more quickly!
Protests against the use of the photonic bomb are being
made in various places throughout space.
Please fly this ship to Ku-Rong more quickly!
We now take you to Sunflower,
the capital of Manassas,
We now take you to Sunflower,
the capital of Manassas,
which is the planet closest to Graceland.
Marciano's Twelve Sisters have
appeared on Ku-Rong
which is the planet closest to Graceland.
at exactly the same time that Marciano
has launched her rebellion!
which is the planet closest to Graceland.
at exactly the same time that Marciano
has launched her rebellion!
This is Paris McCoy with ADN.
at exactly the same time that Marciano
has launched her rebellion!
I am now in Sunflower,
at exactly the same time that Marciano
has launched her rebellion!
which is the capital of Manassas,
It's fishy. It's all too fishy!
which is the capital of Manassas,
It's fishy. It's all too fishy!
the planet closest to Graceland.
Now listen, Angelica
On this planet, over which there is the greatest concern
of potential after-effects from a photonic detonation
Look, just hurry!
On this planet, over which there is the greatest concern
of potential after-effects from a photonic detonation
What's the matter?
Angelica!
Tell me. What's going on?
Marciano starts a rebellion,
and then her elite task force, the Twelve Sisters,
show up on Sandvil then Ku-Rong.
Why? Why have they gone after Mister?
You ought to know the answer to that.
Sounds bad
Also, the Federation has announced
in a press release
They've started the damn countdown for real.
Also, the Federation has announced
in a press release
They've started the damn countdown for real.
the identity of the man responsible for the plan
to drop the photonic bomb.
the identity of the man responsible for the plan
to drop the photonic bomb.
Chief of Staff, Malcolm Lloyd, age 42.
At the age of 29, he was the youngest ever
to be promoted to the rank of General.
He was appointed Chief of Staff at age 38,
and has since been known by those around him
as a man who possesses an iron will.
Mr. Lloyd is already aboard the DK-9981 shuttle
Doesn't exactly strike you as
the flexible type, does he?
Mr. Lloyd is already aboard the DK-9981 shuttle
Doesn't exactly strike you as
the flexible type, does he?
loaded with the photon annihilation bomb,
Doesn't exactly strike you as
the flexible type, does he?
and it seems he will accompany it to the drop point.
and it seems he will accompany it to the drop point.
Damn it!
and it seems he will accompany it to the drop point.
I wonder if we could get them to
put off dropping the bomb
and it seems he will accompany it to the drop point.
I wonder if we could get them to
put off dropping the bomb
No information pertaining to
I wonder if we could get them to
put off dropping the bomb
the drop point itself has been released.
by putting him out of commission somehow?
the drop point itself has been released.
by putting him out of commission somehow?
You mean like the way I did to
you once upon a time?
What'd you say?!
I'll pay you back ten times over
for that now if you like!
So you did lose.
Shut it!
Go for it, Hotshot. There is a reason you
came to see me after all, right?
So you gonna whack me then?
Go on, I'd like to see you try!
Here, go on!
Don't even touch him.
Shut the hell up!
Hey now, we haven't seen each
other for a long time.
How about you put out some tea
for us or something?
See, we're all pooped after spending the
whole night playing with the dolls.
You're as amusing as ever.
Aren't I?
I did try turning over a new leaf
back in the slammer,
but once a guy passes thirty,
it ain't so easy to change anymore.
You sure you can afford to be acting so laid back?
I thought you didn't have any time.
How about you try begging me?
Say, "Please, Mr. Swamp, sir, tell me the secret
of the inheritance that Bruce left behind!"
I know the significance of the pendant,
if that's what you mean
Bud.
Whoa, that was too close.
You almost had me there.
You sayin' I'm lying?
Then what did you come here for?
Being so short on time and all?
See? You can't even answer
It's Bruce's eye!
See? You can't even answer
It's Bruce's eye!
The secret of the pendant lies in Bruce's fake eye.
Whatever Bruce saw is all in there,
just like he saw it.
You knew?
Yup
Okay, you know the significance of the pendant,
so what did you come here for?
Was it to make a fool of me or something?
It was for you.
What?
I came here to ask Swamp Gordon,
Pirate King Bruce's number one man,
What?
I came here to ask Swamp Gordon,
Pirate King Bruce's number one man,
to take part in this operation.
So sorry.
There's no smoking here, you see.
Huh? Oh, right
Whoa, hold on.
If you know the secret of the pendant,
then let's get the heck over to Graceland on our own!
You'd never accept such a ridiculous
request, right Boss?
Come on, you speak up too!
Doesn't matter to me if Mister wants
to go as a group of four.
Why you!
Just because we know the
secret of Bruce's pendant,
doesn't mean we'll be able to
get our hands on his legacy.
The only one who will claim Bruce's treasure
is someone who has the same,
if not greater, power than Bruce.
Isn't that right, Swamp?
Good morning!
Ah, what a pleasant surprise, ladies!
Why, good morning!
Who are these people? Friends of yours?
Well, yes, I suppose you could say that.
Oh my, how wonderful!
This town is so very much in your debt, Mr. Swamp.
Isn't that right?
Yes!
Isn't that right?
This is perfect timing now that your friends are here.
The tomatoes Belinda brought today are fabulous!
Ripened to perfection!
Cathy has some homemade cheese and bacon,
and there are also vegetables picked
fresh from Jane's farm.
So you all eat up, now!
Eat up, now!
Thank you for always going to
so much trouble for me.
Thank you very much.
Well, see you again tomorrow, Mr. Swamp.
We'll be looking forward to the next service too!
You're kinda
fawned over, aren't ya?
Let's have some breakfast!
Look, these tomatoes are glistening!
These won't need any kind of dressing at all, huh?
Okay, I'm gonna heat up the bacon,
so you take care of washing.
These won't need any kind of dressing at all, huh?
Okay, I'm gonna heat up the bacon,
so you take care of washing.
Okay!
What should I do?
Help me out here, Katana.
Gotcha!
Hey, you guys!
Yessir!
What are you being a minister for?
Talk about shady
When you were a kid, didn't you ever write about
what you wanted to be in the future?
No way!
There's never "no way."
I don't believe it
Tell me, Bishop
What would you write now?
Now? You mean, like, right now?
Yeah, now.
Well, that's a no-brainer, isn't it?
I came here to do exactly that.
I'm going to leave the vegetables I washed here.
Let me say this first:
This doesn't mean I recognize you as Bruce's heir.
Now, how about you fill me in
on just what your plan is?
My plan?
I want to take Franca there.
I saw Franca working the bar while
you were in the slammer.
Look, what I want to do is give that
inheritance over to Franca.
That doesn't mean letting you get a hold of it.
Do you want money?
Wrong!
It's been three years since Franca came
along with me. She's grown.
It doesn't mean I recognize you as the heir!
I want to find out now why Bruce chose you.
How do you want to do that?
So how was Franca when she was at the bar?
She looked like she enjoyed it.
I see.
Was quitting the pirating business and
opening the bar all for Franca?
I wanted to be there for her.
I hope you're still a good shot.
You better not miss.
Same to you.
What are you doing?
Don't just stand there!
Here you go, eat up!
Boss!
I'll be back in a week.
Give my regards to everyone, all right?
Swamp!
What, so you came?
Well, we're going to have to repair the church,
y'know. It's all cuz of you guys.
Now shake 'em off.
Gotcha.
And you.
I'm gonna see with my own eyes whether
you're the man to inherit Bruce's legacy!
Ah, shut up. Lemme enjoy this cigar in peace.
Time to repent!
Is that so?
Mister and Swamp have gone into space together?
Mother
Sep Sep is dead.
I believe I shall also go into space.
You know that story about how the kids made up
some bacteria as a common foe?
It's really been bugging me.
Where did you say that all happened?
Oh, that?
That was just some story I read
and got a kick out of.
Hoho o tsutawaru
Shizuku doko kara kuru no
Oshiete
Makimodosenai jikan to iu ruuru ni
Munagura tsukanda
Koko ni aru "omoi" de sae
Usuragu kioku ni teikou suru keredo
Kitto koroshi ni kuru
Sugite kita hibi no naka de
Tatta hitotsu shinjirareru
Koe o karasete naita
Koko e kite
Soba ni ite
Nee
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