Demon Lord, Retry! R (2019) s01e03 Episode Script
Killer Queen
[KUNAI]
Idjit Republic?
Is that really the name
of this nation?
[MIKAN] You're straightforward.
I'll give you that.
But you complain too much,
you know?
Well, I'm curious to know
the name of the town.
I'd find it amusing if
the name happens to be Conan.
It's Rookie.
The Prison Labyrinth
is located there.
Rookie, huh?
It sounds like an ideal spot
for beginners, right?
Oh, and by the way.
Would you happen to know
why Yukikaze is sleeping
on my lap?
How should I know?
I'm not the mom!
Look, you're the one
who asked us to join in
your little search party
for these magical items,
so you could at least
[both gasp]
[grunts]
Did you see?
The only thing my eyes see
are the clear and open skies
out there above our heads.
[MIKAN] Quit with
the random asides!
You had the eyes of
a "man of culture" for a sec!
Well, I find the sky
at twilight colorful.
You even managed
to get the color right!
Lucky guess, Mikan,
as I was referring to the sky.
Anyway, I've no idea
what this ordeal is about.
What is wrong with me?
Why do I surround myself
with these people?
Your knee is rock hard.
Are you happy to see me, mi--
Do us both a favor.
Lick on this
and stop your babbling.
[OONO] Ice Candy.
A trash item that only
recovers a meager 7 MP.
But in this scorching hot land,
it is certainly a luxury item.
[YUKIKAZE] Your stick tastes
so sweet.
- I want to lick it some more.
- I want out of this cart,
right now!
Well, anyway.
"Prison Labyrinth," huh?
That's a rather
foreboding name.
It has many levels,
but if we go deep enough,
we'll find a jail underground.
So, at first,
it was an facility built
for the purpose of keeping
something imprisoned?
Uh, who knows?
But, hey.
Would you be the jailer
or prisoner?
An odd question.
Neither. I despise the very
concept of imprisonment.
Wow, you're so cool, mister.
What? That's funny
coming from you.
How can you say that
when you've got us
trapped in here?
Mikan likes to be the receiver.
-And she's into candle wax.
-Oh.
I'm not one to kink
shame anybody,
but I must say,
don't go overboard.
These idiots.
[MIKAN] I'm so done!
EPISODE 3
[KUNAI] So, this is the town
called Rookie.
I must say, this place seems
pretty prosperous.
[MIKAN] The adventurers
who earn big bucks
in the labyrinth
pay taxes here.
And just to be clear,
I'm in no way trying
to help you or anything.
I'm just thinking out loud,
is all.
Well, I appreciate it.
I'm particularly
fond of individuals
who make up for the things
that I lack.
I couldn't care less
for your fondness of me.
Once again, talking to myself.
[KUNAI] That's unfortunate.
I wanted to invite you to
the salt mikan bath
as a token of my gratitude.
That sounds cool!
[MIKAN] I was just talking
to myself again.
[YUKIKAZE] Mikan enjoys mikan.
She likes playing with herself.
I'm sure you know
what that means, don't you?
Not another word, you hear me?
[MALE VILLAGER 203A] Hey,
the hero came back this year!
Wait, did he say
You mean you have a hero
in this town?
Uh, yeah, of course we do.
Honestly, how clueless
can you get?
The Imperial State of Right
has two warriors
known as Holy Braves.
[OONO] Holy Braves?
Sounds kinda cool.
[MALE VILLAGER 203B] Sir Brave!
[FEMALE VILLAGER 203A]
Look this way!
Pure white. Wow,
he's simply amazing!
He's so majestic
riding his white steed.
A hero riding a white horse?
[KUNAI] How stereotypical.
Huh?
[OONO] Is he on his way back
from Comiket?
Mikan, tell me you're joking.
Please say you're mistaken.
Tell me it's "hero"
and not "ero."
Sir Otamega is a hero
through and through.
That's an awful name
for a hero.
Well, Sir Otamega's also known
as the White Comet,
if that's more suitable.
[OONO] Makes sense,
since he's so pale.
Does he ever leave his house?
[YUKIKAZE] The second
Holy Brave is known
around here as the Red Devil.
[KUNAI] You've got
the colors mixed up!
[YUKIKAZE] Those are
Sir Otamega's three aides.
Artema, Mashroom
and lastly, Kaia.
They're the White Tri-Stars.
[KUNAI] Okay, now you're just
making this easy for me.
Please.
Line up and wait your turn.
[indistinct chatter]
[KUNAI] Distributing food
to the poor?
Is this something
"the White Comet" does often?
[MIKAN] Yeah. When he isn't
traveling the northern lands,
he's giving to the poor.
Sir Otamega's amazing.
Is it to build popularity?
Or is performing
charitable tasks
an obligation for the Braves?
You're not only clueless,
but cynical as well?
[MIKAN] Sir Otamega
was ordered to stop
by the State of Right,
but he still chooses to,
even if it means paying out
of his own pocket.
I heard many complaints
about him
meddling in foreign affairs,
intending to curry favor.
Mm.
[laughs]
[DONA] Tell me, is that true?
Has the Demon Lord really left
the village of Rabby?
That's correct, Lord Dona.
He traveled north
and it's been confirmed
he has crossed the border.
Great! In that case, send men
to Rabby Village immediately.
Let me think.
Milligan should do perfectly.
My Lord.
Didn't Holy Maiden Angel white
forbid us from doing so?
If memory serves,
she forbade contact
with the Demon Lord.
This is merely an investigation
into the village
while he's elsewhere.
We're still in compliance.
Send men to investigate
this village and its treasures.
They're to confiscate
any valuables
like the musical box
won by Oysterfry.
As you wish, My Lord.
[grunts]
[AZURE] Milligan.
Did you kidnap another
young woman from the slums?
Hey, don't look
at me like that.
I'm just having
a little fun ya know?
No one's going to miss her,
Azure.
[MILLIGAN] Besides,
I'm not hurting her.
She's already dead.
[AZURE] You're jeopardizing
Lord Dona's reputation.
I've warned you about this.
[MILLIGAN] Oh, come on,
don't be such a spoilsport.
You know he messes around
more than anyone.
No matter.
Lord Dona has issued orders.
You're to investigate
Rabby Village.
Rabby Village? I finally get
to play with the bunnies?
How exciting.
Remember, this is
an investigation, Milligan.
[MILLIGAN] I hear you,
but Boss Dona
wouldn't be such a damp squib.
He's telling me to have fun,
right?
[AZURE] Listen. As I said,
this is an investigation.
Refrain from twisting
his words.
Okay, fine. So serious.
You and your scary eyes.
[sighs]
[AZURE] See to it she's buried.
With respect.
[MALE SERVANT 203A]
Sir.
[OTAMEGA] Greetings, Mister.
What are you serving tonight?
It's wheat porridge.
Three copper for a bowl.
Four if I have to provide you
with one.
I'll take a bowl, please.
[Otamega sighs]
[OTAMEGA] This is insane
compared to last year.
The price of wheat porridge
and fried potatoes
increased by two coppers,
but the portion size
seemed to decrease.
[KUNAI] Oh? Is that so?
The oil is horrible.
It's obvious this porridge
has been watered down,
lacking in taste.
You really pay close attention
to the small details,
don't you?
Not as much as you, I'm afraid.
You're an intriguing guy.
Better good deeds are done
under false kindness
than not at all.
Fake good deeds, huh?
Can't argue with you there.
[KUNAI] Don't misunderstand.
I'm giving you a compliment.
I see no reason why.
I'm just doing
what I want to do.
[KUNAI] Are you attached
to your ideals?
[OTAMEGA] This is belated,
but I'd like to know
your objective.
[KUNAI] I'd like for you
to join my team.
[OTAMEGA] I'm flattered
by your offer,
but I find you terrifying.
To be honest,
I haven't been able
to stop myself from trembling
since I felt your gaze
upon me earlier.
Yeah, well, sorry about that.
Didn't mean to scare you.
I just prefer to verify
everything myself.
I suppose that's one thing
we have in common.
I'd feel more at ease
if you showed yourself.
All right, then.
Dispel camouflage.
I'm currently working on
developing Rabby Village.
Yeah, I've heard about it
many times during my travels.
About the Demon Lord appearing
in the Kingdom of Holy Light.
Oh?
Well, Rabby was an extremely
poor village by my memories.
And the bunnies there
at the time
lived highly
impoverished lives.
Their misfortune is a thing
of the past now.
[KUNAI] Regarding their future,
I would like to have
your support someday.
No, better yet.
I'll have it soon.
[OTAMEGA] Phew.
Could he be any scarier?
They've grown nicely.
Bigger and shapelier
than before.
These elegant carrots
are befitting of my village.
All right!
I'm not sure if elegance
has any connection with food,
though.
[gasps]
[LUNA] Hey, don't ever
do that again, you stalker!
[groans]
[whimpers]
[TAHARA] Looks like
a bumper crop.
We could expand the farms
at this rate.
Very impressive.
[LUNA] Um, so, hey.
When is he coming back?
Huh?
You know, him?
Man, you're so clueless.
Oh, you're talking about
the chief, aren't you?
First it was Yu, and now
it's Luna. Unbelievable.
Huh?
Well, once he returns,
I'll let him know you miss him.
What? Why would someone
like me miss someone like him?
Yeah, yeah.
[MIKAN] This is it.
The entrance
to the Prison Labyrinth.
[YUKIKAZE] The labyrinth
of love.
Once you're trapped,
you never get out.
Here's the plan. We'll smuggle
you in as our porter.
[KUNAI] Porter?
As in carrying your stuff?
Well, you aren't registered
as an adventurer,
so it's probably best.
I suppose you're right.
Then that's the plan
we will go with.
[Mikan evil laughter]
You'd better carry the weight!
I'll teach you what being
an adventurer is
LIFT
Why would he do her
before me?
Hello? I'm standing right here.
Hey, put me down.
I wasn't telling you
to carry me, you idiot!
-Mikan, count your days.
-[MIKAN] Hey!
[OONO] This place
is the Prison Labyrinth.
I wonder who created
this thing.
This feels more like
a tourist attraction
with all the people here.
[YUKIKAZE] The first three
floors get lots of traffic.
The numbers dwindle after that.
[OONO] Huge! Gross!
Isn't that a sand snail?
That takes me back.
Yeah, it reminds me
of my days as a rookie.
[KUNAI] Mm.
Then there's only one thing
left to do!
[shing]
Does the shell fetch
a decent price?
Oh, yeah. The shell gets
granulated and mixed in soil.
[KUNAI] I see.
So, it makes
construction material?
Makes things rock hard.
Three shells will get you
five coppers in return.
[MIKAN] And an even better
price right before war.
Transport.
Snow Trolley.
-Come on, put it in.
-Huh?
I want you to stick that
rock hard, stiff--
Suck on this and shut it.
[KUNAI] How are the corpses
being disposed?
They'll rot if left alone.
[MIKAN] They disappear
after a while.
[KUNAI] Disappear?
But the shell somehow remains?
Yep. Until someone
collects them.
Why is that?
Don't ask me. I don't know.
[OONO] This circumstance is
either convenient or sloppy.
Very much like
the usual RPG games.
That noise!
It's a monster parade!
Yeah, it's festival time!
Wait, a festival?
All right! No time to waste!
Let's go!
[YUKIKAZE] The time has come,
and so has Mikan.
How unusual.
I guess we'd better join in
on the fun, then.
[shing]
Oh, yeah! Bring it on, baby!
[KUNAI] Ah, so it's just
a massive outbreak of monsters?
I was able to make ends meet
by killing one of these
rare creatures.
So it's kinda like
a temporary bonus, correct?
-Huh?
-Huh?
[screaming]
[MALE ADVENTURER 203A]
Damn, it's a tinpot!
Someone use your magic
to stop this thing!
Does anyone here have
any sort of traps on hand?
[screams]
-[YUKIKAZE] Mister.
-Huh?
Rookies won't be able
to handle that thing.
[scoffs]
All of you,
get back right now!
I'll handle this overgrown tin.
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Sodom's Flame.
[gasps]
[KUNAI] Excuse me.
Sorry to intrude.
You may return
to the festivities now.
Have fun.
[MIKAN] Hey,
where are you going?
Don't leave me here!
Who was that guy?
He was so dandy!
Could that have been
his lover with him?
It's the looks, isn't it?
Why do looks matter
the most anyway, huh?
[MILLIGAN] Is that
Rabby Village?
I thought it'd be more rundown,
but whatever. Let's go.
[MILLIGAN] All right, bunnies.
Hope you're ready,
'cause we're about
to have a lot of fun.
[TAHARA] You there. Buddy.
Where do you think
you're going, huh?
[MILLIGAN] Who the hell
is this guy?
It doesn't matter.
You don't have to answer that.
But, hey. You know, formalities
and all that, am I right?
[MILLIGAN] I'm lost.
And it's a relief to know
someone else is out here.
-Hey, could you let me--
-I don't think so.
[gunshot]
[groans]
Hey, go easy.
Don't go roughing up
my specimens, okay?
Really? You're gonna
rough 'em up plenty,
so it shouldn't matter.
You're truly
a thoughtless jerk.
You know that right?
You have no idea
how to handle guinea pigs.
[TAHARA] Yeah, and I'm
perfectly fine with that.
[whimpers]
[MILLIGAN] You there?
I need backup!
[YU] I'm sorry to say this,
but if you're looking
for your friends, they're here.
[gasps]
[screams]
[MILLIGAN] N-no! Please,
don't hurt me!
We had gotten lost.
I swear to you!
Come on, dude.
Weren't you just spying on
the village this afternoon?
No. Uh, I only just got here.
Huh. Hey Tron, you mind sharing
what color you see in this guy?
-I see a really muddy one.
-[Tahara sighs]
[TAHARA] Waste water
after a painting job.
[TRON] It's obvious.
This man is lying. He's guilty.
Yeah, thought so.
I figured he was just another
piece of scum,
staining the earth
with his existence.
[Yu giggles]
[groans]
Come along, now.
I'm thinking of turning you
into fertilizer.
No, please. Let go of me.
[YU] I'm working on growing
a new strain of plant.
It's a cute little thing
that grows
by absorbing nutrients
from the human body.
Not to mention,
it has really pretty flowers.
[TAHARA] Wow.
[YU] I want to give the flowers
to the chief as a gift.
Um, Tahara.
The chief will like my present,
don't you think so?
Yeah. I bet.
[YU]
I knew it!
When I tried it
on his companions before,
the pain inflicted
made the flowers' color
more vibrant than ever,
I think.
[TAHARA] That's nice.
[TRON] Bye-bye.
[YU] I know it'll be tough,
but do your best
to please the chief.
I'll put in the work, too.
Spare me. Please, ma'am.
[laughs]
No, chance.
I'm curious to know.
[YU] Have you ever
spared anyone
that begged for their life? No?
Thought so.
Then why can't I do the same?
Know that you're
going to die here,
and not as a human,
but as vegetation.
[YU] Soon, you'll forget
how to speak.
No! Please, stop! Help!
[groans]
[YU] You know,
I've been thinking lately.
Even the ants aren't worthy
of being trampled upon
by the chief.
They'll only soil the shoes
on his magnificent feet.
They ought to get out of
his way, don't you think? Eh?
[snoozing]
Oh, I see
you're rock hard, mister.
[inhales]
[blows]
[OONO] I guess it's time
to do what I came for.
Instant Movement.
Prison Labyrinth.
♪
You guys again?
You never learn, do you?
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Sodom's Flame.
You're only handy
for farming skill points.
♪
[MALE BANDIT 203A]
Yo, check this out.
Looks like we've got another
idiot wandering all by himself.
We're in luck. We've had
plenty of marks today.
I'd ask what you want,
but it's pointless,
seeing as I already have
a good idea.
[MALE BANDIT 203B]
Oh, we've got a smart one.
Make this easy.
Leave all your money and go.
Even if I did something
foolish as that,
I doubt you'd let me go.
He tried to be a hero,
and look at him now.
[MALE BANDIT 203B] I'm sure you
don't want to end up like that.
So, hand it over.
Reasoning with you is
a waste of my time.
Fine then.
-Now, sleep.
-[whimpers]
[OONO] Magic? Damn it.
This hurts.
[Oono groans]
[MALE BANDIT 203A]
Hey. What the?
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Sodom's Flame.
[gasps]
[gasps]
[groans]
[KUNAI (POWERED UP)]
What the hell did you do
to me, you scum?
Let go.
My face, it hurts.
[groans]
[whimpers]
Is it magic?
What a bothersome world
this is.
No.
Spare me, I beg of you.
I won't do it anymore.
And here, take my money.
Scum like you constantly
repeat the same mistake.
[KUNAI (POWERED UP)]
Begging for your life
only works when you're up
against a merciful opponent.
[screams]
[KUNAI (POWERED UP)]
Such a foolish creator.
If this is how you choose
to entertain me,
then you need to try
harder than that.
[KUNAI (POWERED UP)]
Wait. I suppose
they are causing enough chaos.
[laughs]
[footfall]
[gasps]
[OONO] Holy crap!
He did whatever he wanted.
You can't just go around
killing people.
Huh? What?
Corpses are gone.
In these caves,
even human bodies disappear
after some time, huh?
[rattling]
[people screaming]
[zombies groan]
[OONO] The heck is that?
Ah, it's this thing.
This stupid ring wants to
bring nothing but chaos
and utter destruction
to the world.
If you grant its wish,
I'm sure it'll grant yours.
But I refuse to let you have
your way.
[inhales]
[blows]
Well, if anyone's wish is bound
to come true,
I'll make sure it's mine.
[footfall]
[gasps]
[OONO] Seriously?
Isn't this a gun?
[KUNAI] Wow.
I should get Tahara to take
a closer look at this.
[door whirs]
What do we have here?
[OONO] Appears to be
a factory of some sort.
[whirring]
[metal clanging]
[OONO] Wait a sec.
These monsters and adventurers.
Didn't they die
on other floors?
[metal clanging]
[whirring]
[OONO] I get it.
This place must be
a recycling plant.
Is that an open invitation?
[KUNAI] Tell me.
What is it you want
from me, huh?
♪
LET'S PLAY, DEMON LORD
[exhales]
♪
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU, DEMON LORD
Uh, finally decided to show
your true colors, huh?
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU, DEMON LORD
I'LL KILL YOU,
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU
I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL PLAY
[KUNAI] You sit in this
ridiculous recycling plant
and act as if you're the king?
Just pitiful.
You coward.
[MALE GAME VOICE 203A]
Game over.
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Sodom's Flame.
[glass shatters]
[grunts]
I don't have a clue
as to who you are,
nor do I care.
But I'll tell you one thing.
When it comes to me
and my great empire,
nothing will stand in my way.
♪
[smirks]
[OONO] And I thought this
was just some other world.
But things
are getting interesting.
♪
NEXT EPISODE
Idjit Republic?
Is that really the name
of this nation?
[MIKAN] You're straightforward.
I'll give you that.
But you complain too much,
you know?
Well, I'm curious to know
the name of the town.
I'd find it amusing if
the name happens to be Conan.
It's Rookie.
The Prison Labyrinth
is located there.
Rookie, huh?
It sounds like an ideal spot
for beginners, right?
Oh, and by the way.
Would you happen to know
why Yukikaze is sleeping
on my lap?
How should I know?
I'm not the mom!
Look, you're the one
who asked us to join in
your little search party
for these magical items,
so you could at least
[both gasp]
[grunts]
Did you see?
The only thing my eyes see
are the clear and open skies
out there above our heads.
[MIKAN] Quit with
the random asides!
You had the eyes of
a "man of culture" for a sec!
Well, I find the sky
at twilight colorful.
You even managed
to get the color right!
Lucky guess, Mikan,
as I was referring to the sky.
Anyway, I've no idea
what this ordeal is about.
What is wrong with me?
Why do I surround myself
with these people?
Your knee is rock hard.
Are you happy to see me, mi--
Do us both a favor.
Lick on this
and stop your babbling.
[OONO] Ice Candy.
A trash item that only
recovers a meager 7 MP.
But in this scorching hot land,
it is certainly a luxury item.
[YUKIKAZE] Your stick tastes
so sweet.
- I want to lick it some more.
- I want out of this cart,
right now!
Well, anyway.
"Prison Labyrinth," huh?
That's a rather
foreboding name.
It has many levels,
but if we go deep enough,
we'll find a jail underground.
So, at first,
it was an facility built
for the purpose of keeping
something imprisoned?
Uh, who knows?
But, hey.
Would you be the jailer
or prisoner?
An odd question.
Neither. I despise the very
concept of imprisonment.
Wow, you're so cool, mister.
What? That's funny
coming from you.
How can you say that
when you've got us
trapped in here?
Mikan likes to be the receiver.
-And she's into candle wax.
-Oh.
I'm not one to kink
shame anybody,
but I must say,
don't go overboard.
These idiots.
[MIKAN] I'm so done!
EPISODE 3
[KUNAI] So, this is the town
called Rookie.
I must say, this place seems
pretty prosperous.
[MIKAN] The adventurers
who earn big bucks
in the labyrinth
pay taxes here.
And just to be clear,
I'm in no way trying
to help you or anything.
I'm just thinking out loud,
is all.
Well, I appreciate it.
I'm particularly
fond of individuals
who make up for the things
that I lack.
I couldn't care less
for your fondness of me.
Once again, talking to myself.
[KUNAI] That's unfortunate.
I wanted to invite you to
the salt mikan bath
as a token of my gratitude.
That sounds cool!
[MIKAN] I was just talking
to myself again.
[YUKIKAZE] Mikan enjoys mikan.
She likes playing with herself.
I'm sure you know
what that means, don't you?
Not another word, you hear me?
[MALE VILLAGER 203A] Hey,
the hero came back this year!
Wait, did he say
You mean you have a hero
in this town?
Uh, yeah, of course we do.
Honestly, how clueless
can you get?
The Imperial State of Right
has two warriors
known as Holy Braves.
[OONO] Holy Braves?
Sounds kinda cool.
[MALE VILLAGER 203B] Sir Brave!
[FEMALE VILLAGER 203A]
Look this way!
Pure white. Wow,
he's simply amazing!
He's so majestic
riding his white steed.
A hero riding a white horse?
[KUNAI] How stereotypical.
Huh?
[OONO] Is he on his way back
from Comiket?
Mikan, tell me you're joking.
Please say you're mistaken.
Tell me it's "hero"
and not "ero."
Sir Otamega is a hero
through and through.
That's an awful name
for a hero.
Well, Sir Otamega's also known
as the White Comet,
if that's more suitable.
[OONO] Makes sense,
since he's so pale.
Does he ever leave his house?
[YUKIKAZE] The second
Holy Brave is known
around here as the Red Devil.
[KUNAI] You've got
the colors mixed up!
[YUKIKAZE] Those are
Sir Otamega's three aides.
Artema, Mashroom
and lastly, Kaia.
They're the White Tri-Stars.
[KUNAI] Okay, now you're just
making this easy for me.
Please.
Line up and wait your turn.
[indistinct chatter]
[KUNAI] Distributing food
to the poor?
Is this something
"the White Comet" does often?
[MIKAN] Yeah. When he isn't
traveling the northern lands,
he's giving to the poor.
Sir Otamega's amazing.
Is it to build popularity?
Or is performing
charitable tasks
an obligation for the Braves?
You're not only clueless,
but cynical as well?
[MIKAN] Sir Otamega
was ordered to stop
by the State of Right,
but he still chooses to,
even if it means paying out
of his own pocket.
I heard many complaints
about him
meddling in foreign affairs,
intending to curry favor.
Mm.
[laughs]
[DONA] Tell me, is that true?
Has the Demon Lord really left
the village of Rabby?
That's correct, Lord Dona.
He traveled north
and it's been confirmed
he has crossed the border.
Great! In that case, send men
to Rabby Village immediately.
Let me think.
Milligan should do perfectly.
My Lord.
Didn't Holy Maiden Angel white
forbid us from doing so?
If memory serves,
she forbade contact
with the Demon Lord.
This is merely an investigation
into the village
while he's elsewhere.
We're still in compliance.
Send men to investigate
this village and its treasures.
They're to confiscate
any valuables
like the musical box
won by Oysterfry.
As you wish, My Lord.
[grunts]
[AZURE] Milligan.
Did you kidnap another
young woman from the slums?
Hey, don't look
at me like that.
I'm just having
a little fun ya know?
No one's going to miss her,
Azure.
[MILLIGAN] Besides,
I'm not hurting her.
She's already dead.
[AZURE] You're jeopardizing
Lord Dona's reputation.
I've warned you about this.
[MILLIGAN] Oh, come on,
don't be such a spoilsport.
You know he messes around
more than anyone.
No matter.
Lord Dona has issued orders.
You're to investigate
Rabby Village.
Rabby Village? I finally get
to play with the bunnies?
How exciting.
Remember, this is
an investigation, Milligan.
[MILLIGAN] I hear you,
but Boss Dona
wouldn't be such a damp squib.
He's telling me to have fun,
right?
[AZURE] Listen. As I said,
this is an investigation.
Refrain from twisting
his words.
Okay, fine. So serious.
You and your scary eyes.
[sighs]
[AZURE] See to it she's buried.
With respect.
[MALE SERVANT 203A]
Sir.
[OTAMEGA] Greetings, Mister.
What are you serving tonight?
It's wheat porridge.
Three copper for a bowl.
Four if I have to provide you
with one.
I'll take a bowl, please.
[Otamega sighs]
[OTAMEGA] This is insane
compared to last year.
The price of wheat porridge
and fried potatoes
increased by two coppers,
but the portion size
seemed to decrease.
[KUNAI] Oh? Is that so?
The oil is horrible.
It's obvious this porridge
has been watered down,
lacking in taste.
You really pay close attention
to the small details,
don't you?
Not as much as you, I'm afraid.
You're an intriguing guy.
Better good deeds are done
under false kindness
than not at all.
Fake good deeds, huh?
Can't argue with you there.
[KUNAI] Don't misunderstand.
I'm giving you a compliment.
I see no reason why.
I'm just doing
what I want to do.
[KUNAI] Are you attached
to your ideals?
[OTAMEGA] This is belated,
but I'd like to know
your objective.
[KUNAI] I'd like for you
to join my team.
[OTAMEGA] I'm flattered
by your offer,
but I find you terrifying.
To be honest,
I haven't been able
to stop myself from trembling
since I felt your gaze
upon me earlier.
Yeah, well, sorry about that.
Didn't mean to scare you.
I just prefer to verify
everything myself.
I suppose that's one thing
we have in common.
I'd feel more at ease
if you showed yourself.
All right, then.
Dispel camouflage.
I'm currently working on
developing Rabby Village.
Yeah, I've heard about it
many times during my travels.
About the Demon Lord appearing
in the Kingdom of Holy Light.
Oh?
Well, Rabby was an extremely
poor village by my memories.
And the bunnies there
at the time
lived highly
impoverished lives.
Their misfortune is a thing
of the past now.
[KUNAI] Regarding their future,
I would like to have
your support someday.
No, better yet.
I'll have it soon.
[OTAMEGA] Phew.
Could he be any scarier?
They've grown nicely.
Bigger and shapelier
than before.
These elegant carrots
are befitting of my village.
All right!
I'm not sure if elegance
has any connection with food,
though.
[gasps]
[LUNA] Hey, don't ever
do that again, you stalker!
[groans]
[whimpers]
[TAHARA] Looks like
a bumper crop.
We could expand the farms
at this rate.
Very impressive.
[LUNA] Um, so, hey.
When is he coming back?
Huh?
You know, him?
Man, you're so clueless.
Oh, you're talking about
the chief, aren't you?
First it was Yu, and now
it's Luna. Unbelievable.
Huh?
Well, once he returns,
I'll let him know you miss him.
What? Why would someone
like me miss someone like him?
Yeah, yeah.
[MIKAN] This is it.
The entrance
to the Prison Labyrinth.
[YUKIKAZE] The labyrinth
of love.
Once you're trapped,
you never get out.
Here's the plan. We'll smuggle
you in as our porter.
[KUNAI] Porter?
As in carrying your stuff?
Well, you aren't registered
as an adventurer,
so it's probably best.
I suppose you're right.
Then that's the plan
we will go with.
[Mikan evil laughter]
You'd better carry the weight!
I'll teach you what being
an adventurer is
LIFT
Why would he do her
before me?
Hello? I'm standing right here.
Hey, put me down.
I wasn't telling you
to carry me, you idiot!
-Mikan, count your days.
-[MIKAN] Hey!
[OONO] This place
is the Prison Labyrinth.
I wonder who created
this thing.
This feels more like
a tourist attraction
with all the people here.
[YUKIKAZE] The first three
floors get lots of traffic.
The numbers dwindle after that.
[OONO] Huge! Gross!
Isn't that a sand snail?
That takes me back.
Yeah, it reminds me
of my days as a rookie.
[KUNAI] Mm.
Then there's only one thing
left to do!
[shing]
Does the shell fetch
a decent price?
Oh, yeah. The shell gets
granulated and mixed in soil.
[KUNAI] I see.
So, it makes
construction material?
Makes things rock hard.
Three shells will get you
five coppers in return.
[MIKAN] And an even better
price right before war.
Transport.
Snow Trolley.
-Come on, put it in.
-Huh?
I want you to stick that
rock hard, stiff--
Suck on this and shut it.
[KUNAI] How are the corpses
being disposed?
They'll rot if left alone.
[MIKAN] They disappear
after a while.
[KUNAI] Disappear?
But the shell somehow remains?
Yep. Until someone
collects them.
Why is that?
Don't ask me. I don't know.
[OONO] This circumstance is
either convenient or sloppy.
Very much like
the usual RPG games.
That noise!
It's a monster parade!
Yeah, it's festival time!
Wait, a festival?
All right! No time to waste!
Let's go!
[YUKIKAZE] The time has come,
and so has Mikan.
How unusual.
I guess we'd better join in
on the fun, then.
[shing]
Oh, yeah! Bring it on, baby!
[KUNAI] Ah, so it's just
a massive outbreak of monsters?
I was able to make ends meet
by killing one of these
rare creatures.
So it's kinda like
a temporary bonus, correct?
-Huh?
-Huh?
[screaming]
[MALE ADVENTURER 203A]
Damn, it's a tinpot!
Someone use your magic
to stop this thing!
Does anyone here have
any sort of traps on hand?
[screams]
-[YUKIKAZE] Mister.
-Huh?
Rookies won't be able
to handle that thing.
[scoffs]
All of you,
get back right now!
I'll handle this overgrown tin.
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Sodom's Flame.
[gasps]
[KUNAI] Excuse me.
Sorry to intrude.
You may return
to the festivities now.
Have fun.
[MIKAN] Hey,
where are you going?
Don't leave me here!
Who was that guy?
He was so dandy!
Could that have been
his lover with him?
It's the looks, isn't it?
Why do looks matter
the most anyway, huh?
[MILLIGAN] Is that
Rabby Village?
I thought it'd be more rundown,
but whatever. Let's go.
[MILLIGAN] All right, bunnies.
Hope you're ready,
'cause we're about
to have a lot of fun.
[TAHARA] You there. Buddy.
Where do you think
you're going, huh?
[MILLIGAN] Who the hell
is this guy?
It doesn't matter.
You don't have to answer that.
But, hey. You know, formalities
and all that, am I right?
[MILLIGAN] I'm lost.
And it's a relief to know
someone else is out here.
-Hey, could you let me--
-I don't think so.
[gunshot]
[groans]
Hey, go easy.
Don't go roughing up
my specimens, okay?
Really? You're gonna
rough 'em up plenty,
so it shouldn't matter.
You're truly
a thoughtless jerk.
You know that right?
You have no idea
how to handle guinea pigs.
[TAHARA] Yeah, and I'm
perfectly fine with that.
[whimpers]
[MILLIGAN] You there?
I need backup!
[YU] I'm sorry to say this,
but if you're looking
for your friends, they're here.
[gasps]
[screams]
[MILLIGAN] N-no! Please,
don't hurt me!
We had gotten lost.
I swear to you!
Come on, dude.
Weren't you just spying on
the village this afternoon?
No. Uh, I only just got here.
Huh. Hey Tron, you mind sharing
what color you see in this guy?
-I see a really muddy one.
-[Tahara sighs]
[TAHARA] Waste water
after a painting job.
[TRON] It's obvious.
This man is lying. He's guilty.
Yeah, thought so.
I figured he was just another
piece of scum,
staining the earth
with his existence.
[Yu giggles]
[groans]
Come along, now.
I'm thinking of turning you
into fertilizer.
No, please. Let go of me.
[YU] I'm working on growing
a new strain of plant.
It's a cute little thing
that grows
by absorbing nutrients
from the human body.
Not to mention,
it has really pretty flowers.
[TAHARA] Wow.
[YU] I want to give the flowers
to the chief as a gift.
Um, Tahara.
The chief will like my present,
don't you think so?
Yeah. I bet.
[YU]
I knew it!
When I tried it
on his companions before,
the pain inflicted
made the flowers' color
more vibrant than ever,
I think.
[TAHARA] That's nice.
[TRON] Bye-bye.
[YU] I know it'll be tough,
but do your best
to please the chief.
I'll put in the work, too.
Spare me. Please, ma'am.
[laughs]
No, chance.
I'm curious to know.
[YU] Have you ever
spared anyone
that begged for their life? No?
Thought so.
Then why can't I do the same?
Know that you're
going to die here,
and not as a human,
but as vegetation.
[YU] Soon, you'll forget
how to speak.
No! Please, stop! Help!
[groans]
[YU] You know,
I've been thinking lately.
Even the ants aren't worthy
of being trampled upon
by the chief.
They'll only soil the shoes
on his magnificent feet.
They ought to get out of
his way, don't you think? Eh?
[snoozing]
Oh, I see
you're rock hard, mister.
[inhales]
[blows]
[OONO] I guess it's time
to do what I came for.
Instant Movement.
Prison Labyrinth.
♪
You guys again?
You never learn, do you?
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Sodom's Flame.
You're only handy
for farming skill points.
♪
[MALE BANDIT 203A]
Yo, check this out.
Looks like we've got another
idiot wandering all by himself.
We're in luck. We've had
plenty of marks today.
I'd ask what you want,
but it's pointless,
seeing as I already have
a good idea.
[MALE BANDIT 203B]
Oh, we've got a smart one.
Make this easy.
Leave all your money and go.
Even if I did something
foolish as that,
I doubt you'd let me go.
He tried to be a hero,
and look at him now.
[MALE BANDIT 203B] I'm sure you
don't want to end up like that.
So, hand it over.
Reasoning with you is
a waste of my time.
Fine then.
-Now, sleep.
-[whimpers]
[OONO] Magic? Damn it.
This hurts.
[Oono groans]
[MALE BANDIT 203A]
Hey. What the?
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Sodom's Flame.
[gasps]
[gasps]
[groans]
[KUNAI (POWERED UP)]
What the hell did you do
to me, you scum?
Let go.
My face, it hurts.
[groans]
[whimpers]
Is it magic?
What a bothersome world
this is.
No.
Spare me, I beg of you.
I won't do it anymore.
And here, take my money.
Scum like you constantly
repeat the same mistake.
[KUNAI (POWERED UP)]
Begging for your life
only works when you're up
against a merciful opponent.
[screams]
[KUNAI (POWERED UP)]
Such a foolish creator.
If this is how you choose
to entertain me,
then you need to try
harder than that.
[KUNAI (POWERED UP)]
Wait. I suppose
they are causing enough chaos.
[laughs]
[footfall]
[gasps]
[OONO] Holy crap!
He did whatever he wanted.
You can't just go around
killing people.
Huh? What?
Corpses are gone.
In these caves,
even human bodies disappear
after some time, huh?
[rattling]
[people screaming]
[zombies groan]
[OONO] The heck is that?
Ah, it's this thing.
This stupid ring wants to
bring nothing but chaos
and utter destruction
to the world.
If you grant its wish,
I'm sure it'll grant yours.
But I refuse to let you have
your way.
[inhales]
[blows]
Well, if anyone's wish is bound
to come true,
I'll make sure it's mine.
[footfall]
[gasps]
[OONO] Seriously?
Isn't this a gun?
[KUNAI] Wow.
I should get Tahara to take
a closer look at this.
[door whirs]
What do we have here?
[OONO] Appears to be
a factory of some sort.
[whirring]
[metal clanging]
[OONO] Wait a sec.
These monsters and adventurers.
Didn't they die
on other floors?
[metal clanging]
[whirring]
[OONO] I get it.
This place must be
a recycling plant.
Is that an open invitation?
[KUNAI] Tell me.
What is it you want
from me, huh?
♪
LET'S PLAY, DEMON LORD
[exhales]
♪
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU, DEMON LORD
Uh, finally decided to show
your true colors, huh?
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU, DEMON LORD
I'LL KILL YOU,
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU
I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL PLAY
[KUNAI] You sit in this
ridiculous recycling plant
and act as if you're the king?
Just pitiful.
You coward.
[MALE GAME VOICE 203A]
Game over.
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Sodom's Flame.
[glass shatters]
[grunts]
I don't have a clue
as to who you are,
nor do I care.
But I'll tell you one thing.
When it comes to me
and my great empire,
nothing will stand in my way.
♪
[smirks]
[OONO] And I thought this
was just some other world.
But things
are getting interesting.
♪
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