Fortnite x The Simpsons (2025) s01e03 Episode Script

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[suspenseful music plays]
What's with all the zombie clones of Dad?
I think Homer's idea of
making Springfield better
is to fill it with more Homers.
Uh, this crazy gun I found
should take care of 'em.
Now, kids, I'm going to blast your daddy
in slow motion.
So, uh, you'll want to watch.
-[gunfire]
-[Homer Clones burping]
I'm getting overtones of Dad,
and they ain't subtle.
Yeah, the sky will take care of that gas,
just like it handles my car exhaust.
[engine rumbling]
[suspenseful music plays]
Somewhere up in that cloud
is the essence of Dad.
I bet we could bring him back
if we just get his attention.
I know how to get a parent to listen.
Are you there yet?
[both] Are you there yet? Are you there
yet? Are you there yet? Are you there yet?
Are you there yet? Are you there yet?
Are you there yet? Are you there yet?
Are you there yet? Are you there yet?
Are you there yet?
[Homer Clones grunt]
[burping]
[tires squeal]
We did it. The gas cloud is coalescing.
Soon, it'll shrink back
to our own ordinary dad.
[screams]
It coalesced to a giant weird dad!
At least his underwear is also giant.
Oh, good. Something new for me
to have nightmares about.
The shard is hidden somewhere inside him.
That's what's making him huge.
We'll have to find a way
to coax it out of him.
I'll start working on 4,000 pork chops.
Maybe he'll be a huge force for good.
[crashes]
[instruments clinking, honking]
Oh. Or maybe not.