Martin Mystery (2003) s01e03 Episode Script
The Creeping Slime
[Music]
[Music]
this thing
a creeping slime
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Laughter]
you don't mind if i cut do you as a
matter of fact i do i have mouth in 20
minutes
java what's the deal
[Music]
looks like jabba has his eye on polly
pottswaggle way to go jay
java ask her out on a date
no
like you're out of thursday surprise
java
timber
no no silly this is lunch i'll have chef
bring you some more
nice try but it looks like you could use
a little help in the dating arena pal
don't you dare listen to him java see
when it comes to girl's job you have to
be suave and sophisticated while
projecting an aura of hip and happening
you perfect that attitude and the girls
will co-run it more like running for
cover you just need to be yourself
watch and learn
[Music]
so you want to go out and get some pizza
with me after the game
why i'd love to chat
excuse me
[Music]
the center
[Music]
[Music]
martin mystery clear
diana lombard
cleared
java the caveman clear
okay job rule number one be cool at all
times
[Music]
not bad keep working on hey what are you
up to guys here we go
oh hey billy
i'm giving job a few tips on how to
increase his date ability he's already
mastered double guns
me too
listen you three girls like sweet girls
like romantic girls do not like lame
moves and lines you mean like that lame
move you put on chet in the cafeteria
[Music]
[Music]
whoa
[Music]
it's used to map the nervous system of
this specimen though it seems you found
another less intellectual use we picked
up an sos from an offshore drilling
platform near this island chain in the
south pacific offshore i bet one of
those killer giant squids to blame oh
please
[Music]
java remember what i taught you
cool
this way guys
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
wow check out the carnage there's been
some major action here hello
what could have caused all of this
clearly some kind of mucus secreting
ectomorph or maybe this is the missing
men transformed into goo by some kind of
molecular de-scrambler
lovely now do you have any real ideas
come inside yeah
follow java
[Music]
if we can get this to work maybe there's
a record of outgoing transmissions good
idea but first let's see what kind of
tricks i've got up my sleeve
you watch activated
slime scan selected
maybe the slime scan can give us the
skinny on this drippy mess this is an
oil rig has it occurred to you it might
be oil
whoa no oil but we've got some major
supernatural mojo working here this
stuff is off the chart
very uncool
i've never seen anything like it before
in my life
it's done something to my men
i'm
want to go for a ride
come on
[Music]
okay up down left right
this should be easy now how do you turn
this thing off
[Music]
[Music]
hey here's a mouth look it's an island
if there were any survivors from the
platform they'd go here change course no
problemo now let's see what this baby
can do
[Music]
[Music]
i am the man now that's what i call a
10-point landing on a hundred point
scale maybe we definitely won't be
flying back on that thing or taking the
boat yours are still attached looks like
someone made it off that platform
and it looks like whatever's leaving the
slime behind made it back too
why does it always have to start with a
trail of slime
so remember it always helps to have a
compliment or two memorize job try one
java say nice hairs don't worry java
i'll give you some real advice
i'm getting a weird feeling about this
place haven't you noticed it's
completely silent and look all the
plants that are touched by the slime are
withered away
what is it java something coming
[Music]
i need to look into getting that
transporter fixed
hi guys what's she shaking billy are you
all right
i'm cool i have some data on that slime
sample you took quite troubling the
residue has no trace of dna but an
energy signature that's mostly human
sounds like whatever is on the leaving
end of that slime is gonna be trouble
forgive me if i don't stick around to
find out this place is way too creepy
for me good luck
[Music]
place really doesn't seem all that
creepy it's actually very exotic
no wait
[Music]
look it's a person
hello
can you hear me
what happened to him it's like his vital
force was just sucked out
came out of nowhere
couldn't stop it
we better get him some help javastrong
will carry
[Music]
[Music]
we have found many others like him all
of them the men who come to take the oil
we found evidence of supernatural
activity have you seen anything unusual
around here you speak of the black slime
yes i have seen it on the far side of
the island where the intruders make
their camp
that man who is he
but i i swear
maybe you can point us to where you
found the slime
where are we java think this bad place
must be the oil company's base camp
hello
anyone here i don't think we'll find
anyone
hmm do you hear that yeah
it's this way
it's some sort of passageway and there's
more slime in here
[Music]
[Music]
what should we do
why are we running
look out
all those traps there must be something
really big up ahead for someone to go
through all that trouble i think that
qualifies
and they've got the guy from the oil
platform too i don't understand what are
they doing with him looks like some kind
of ceremony
wake him
where am i
my men what did you do to my man your
men got what they deserved as will you
[Music]
watch activated
summoning something called the black
spirit
[Music]
[Music]
you have fouled our land you have
ignored our humble requests to leave us
in peace now you will pay
oh no
oh no
shaka
[Music]
[Music]
i don't think he has control over that
thing
i'm willing to bet dr headshrinker is
getting some help from that amulet if we
can get it away from us
it's too late
it's feeding off people oh we need to
stop this maniac before he brings it
back for more oh no this is definitely
one of those times where we call for
backup why call back up when you have
300 pounds of neanderthal muscle what do
you say job ready to go caveman on these
guys
java no like batman
way to go martin sorry sis sneak attack
just isn't my style you okay joff
drive a seat to martin trespassers how
dare you defile the sanctity of this
ceremony you three shall suffer the same
fate as your friend
whoa hold on there pal we we don't even
know this guy
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
you better think of something fast any
strength
black spirit hear my command attack them
not me
let's get out of here
oh
i think we lost it
[Music]
what is this place
martin we shouldn't be here they look
like the same thing the shaman was
wearing around his neck and look no
slime that black spirit hasn't been here
these gems must have the power to
control and repel it
[Music]
[Music]
did you see that that was oil these
combined with oil are what makes the
black spirits
listen something's down here
it's the missing oil workers why are
they all in here
huh
i had no choice but to hide them my
people are too kind and trusting
they would never approve of my summoning
the black spirit
with good reason you can't even control
that thing but i must protect my people
[Music]
doesn't he get it we're the good guys
[Music]
[Music]
you fools now no one is safe you've
doomed us all
[Music]
i don't like the sound of this
it's in too many places we need to stick
together
[Music]
oh stop it
i'll distract it when it moves out of
the way run for the exit
[Music]
hey
over here
i don't think so
hmm
[Music]
[Music]
this is wicked but why aren't i
gems
java diana i'm coming
[Music]
too
uh
mystery does it again
[Music]
though these men were not welcome here
we are happy to see them safe no thanks
to my dead perfect aim and killer
throwing arm oh give your ego a rest
will you so i have you to thank for
helping us out here our board of
directors will be pleased to learn there
won't be any further delay in our
operation don't be so sure
your operation is in violation of
international treaty my friends here are
to see that you get home
and stay there
you are a brave young man and have the
thanks of our village
and of this foolish old shame
hey no problem
way to go jay
not again
[Applause]
hey
[Applause]
[Music]
you
[Music]
this thing
a creeping slime
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Laughter]
you don't mind if i cut do you as a
matter of fact i do i have mouth in 20
minutes
java what's the deal
[Music]
looks like jabba has his eye on polly
pottswaggle way to go jay
java ask her out on a date
no
like you're out of thursday surprise
java
timber
no no silly this is lunch i'll have chef
bring you some more
nice try but it looks like you could use
a little help in the dating arena pal
don't you dare listen to him java see
when it comes to girl's job you have to
be suave and sophisticated while
projecting an aura of hip and happening
you perfect that attitude and the girls
will co-run it more like running for
cover you just need to be yourself
watch and learn
[Music]
so you want to go out and get some pizza
with me after the game
why i'd love to chat
excuse me
[Music]
the center
[Music]
[Music]
martin mystery clear
diana lombard
cleared
java the caveman clear
okay job rule number one be cool at all
times
[Music]
not bad keep working on hey what are you
up to guys here we go
oh hey billy
i'm giving job a few tips on how to
increase his date ability he's already
mastered double guns
me too
listen you three girls like sweet girls
like romantic girls do not like lame
moves and lines you mean like that lame
move you put on chet in the cafeteria
[Music]
[Music]
whoa
[Music]
it's used to map the nervous system of
this specimen though it seems you found
another less intellectual use we picked
up an sos from an offshore drilling
platform near this island chain in the
south pacific offshore i bet one of
those killer giant squids to blame oh
please
[Music]
java remember what i taught you
cool
this way guys
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
wow check out the carnage there's been
some major action here hello
what could have caused all of this
clearly some kind of mucus secreting
ectomorph or maybe this is the missing
men transformed into goo by some kind of
molecular de-scrambler
lovely now do you have any real ideas
come inside yeah
follow java
[Music]
if we can get this to work maybe there's
a record of outgoing transmissions good
idea but first let's see what kind of
tricks i've got up my sleeve
you watch activated
slime scan selected
maybe the slime scan can give us the
skinny on this drippy mess this is an
oil rig has it occurred to you it might
be oil
whoa no oil but we've got some major
supernatural mojo working here this
stuff is off the chart
very uncool
i've never seen anything like it before
in my life
it's done something to my men
i'm
want to go for a ride
come on
[Music]
okay up down left right
this should be easy now how do you turn
this thing off
[Music]
[Music]
hey here's a mouth look it's an island
if there were any survivors from the
platform they'd go here change course no
problemo now let's see what this baby
can do
[Music]
[Music]
i am the man now that's what i call a
10-point landing on a hundred point
scale maybe we definitely won't be
flying back on that thing or taking the
boat yours are still attached looks like
someone made it off that platform
and it looks like whatever's leaving the
slime behind made it back too
why does it always have to start with a
trail of slime
so remember it always helps to have a
compliment or two memorize job try one
java say nice hairs don't worry java
i'll give you some real advice
i'm getting a weird feeling about this
place haven't you noticed it's
completely silent and look all the
plants that are touched by the slime are
withered away
what is it java something coming
[Music]
i need to look into getting that
transporter fixed
hi guys what's she shaking billy are you
all right
i'm cool i have some data on that slime
sample you took quite troubling the
residue has no trace of dna but an
energy signature that's mostly human
sounds like whatever is on the leaving
end of that slime is gonna be trouble
forgive me if i don't stick around to
find out this place is way too creepy
for me good luck
[Music]
place really doesn't seem all that
creepy it's actually very exotic
no wait
[Music]
look it's a person
hello
can you hear me
what happened to him it's like his vital
force was just sucked out
came out of nowhere
couldn't stop it
we better get him some help javastrong
will carry
[Music]
[Music]
we have found many others like him all
of them the men who come to take the oil
we found evidence of supernatural
activity have you seen anything unusual
around here you speak of the black slime
yes i have seen it on the far side of
the island where the intruders make
their camp
that man who is he
but i i swear
maybe you can point us to where you
found the slime
where are we java think this bad place
must be the oil company's base camp
hello
anyone here i don't think we'll find
anyone
hmm do you hear that yeah
it's this way
it's some sort of passageway and there's
more slime in here
[Music]
[Music]
what should we do
why are we running
look out
all those traps there must be something
really big up ahead for someone to go
through all that trouble i think that
qualifies
and they've got the guy from the oil
platform too i don't understand what are
they doing with him looks like some kind
of ceremony
wake him
where am i
my men what did you do to my man your
men got what they deserved as will you
[Music]
watch activated
summoning something called the black
spirit
[Music]
[Music]
you have fouled our land you have
ignored our humble requests to leave us
in peace now you will pay
oh no
oh no
shaka
[Music]
[Music]
i don't think he has control over that
thing
i'm willing to bet dr headshrinker is
getting some help from that amulet if we
can get it away from us
it's too late
it's feeding off people oh we need to
stop this maniac before he brings it
back for more oh no this is definitely
one of those times where we call for
backup why call back up when you have
300 pounds of neanderthal muscle what do
you say job ready to go caveman on these
guys
java no like batman
way to go martin sorry sis sneak attack
just isn't my style you okay joff
drive a seat to martin trespassers how
dare you defile the sanctity of this
ceremony you three shall suffer the same
fate as your friend
whoa hold on there pal we we don't even
know this guy
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
you better think of something fast any
strength
black spirit hear my command attack them
not me
let's get out of here
oh
i think we lost it
[Music]
what is this place
martin we shouldn't be here they look
like the same thing the shaman was
wearing around his neck and look no
slime that black spirit hasn't been here
these gems must have the power to
control and repel it
[Music]
[Music]
did you see that that was oil these
combined with oil are what makes the
black spirits
listen something's down here
it's the missing oil workers why are
they all in here
huh
i had no choice but to hide them my
people are too kind and trusting
they would never approve of my summoning
the black spirit
with good reason you can't even control
that thing but i must protect my people
[Music]
doesn't he get it we're the good guys
[Music]
[Music]
you fools now no one is safe you've
doomed us all
[Music]
i don't like the sound of this
it's in too many places we need to stick
together
[Music]
oh stop it
i'll distract it when it moves out of
the way run for the exit
[Music]
hey
over here
i don't think so
hmm
[Music]
[Music]
this is wicked but why aren't i
gems
java diana i'm coming
[Music]
too
uh
mystery does it again
[Music]
though these men were not welcome here
we are happy to see them safe no thanks
to my dead perfect aim and killer
throwing arm oh give your ego a rest
will you so i have you to thank for
helping us out here our board of
directors will be pleased to learn there
won't be any further delay in our
operation don't be so sure
your operation is in violation of
international treaty my friends here are
to see that you get home
and stay there
you are a brave young man and have the
thanks of our village
and of this foolish old shame
hey no problem
way to go jay
not again
[Applause]
hey
[Applause]
[Music]
you