Mega Man (1994) s01e03 Episode Script

Mega-Pinocchio

Superfighting robot
Mega Man
Superfighting robot
Mega Man
Superfighting robot
Mega Man
Superfighting robot
Bigaman
Superfighting robot
Mega Man
Superfinding robot
Bigaman
fighting to save
the world
Oh,
Careful, Sonny, there's 10,000
volts of electricity in that fence.
Whoa, hot stuff!
I bet it's like impossible
to bust into this joint.
That's right.
You'd have to knock out the main power
generator to shut this place down.
You mean like this?
A piece of cake.
A piece of cake.
Hands up, you're under a wrist.
Now let's see.
The optical orbs connected to
the titanium cranium sockets,
the appendage modules connected to the
Now, where did I put that arm?
I don't recall this model.
Do you have a digital imprint
authorization to enter this lab?
You're looking at it.
Uh-huh.
Put them down or I'll
recycle you into soda cans.
Me too.
Well, if it isn't that Goody
two circuits, Mega Man.
Step aside. It's time for
Ringman to do his ring thing.
Nothing.
Rush! Fitch it!
Good boy. My turn to play
ring around the robot.
Incredible.
Internal Weapons.
Titanium outer shell.
Self-lubricating ball joints.
My oh my, you sure are one tough cookie.
Thank you, sir.
But we better get going before
more of Dr. Wiley's robots show up.
Snap to it, Rush.
Mm-hmm.
And I experimented for
years in bionic genetics.
And finally I found the link
between life and the physical world.
Right, where's your manners?
Ooh.
And now I'm ready to turn my first
robot into a real human being.
That's incredible, Dr. Petter.
Absolutely incredible.
Yeah.
And I bet that's why Dr. Wiley tried
to kidnap you, to learn your secrets.
But they're safe now,
thanks to this brave boy.
Actually, I'm not a boy, sir.
Technically speaking.
Well, my lad, how would
you like to be one?
I could give you a life
since you saved mine.
Gosh, sir, I never
thought about it before.
If you were human, you would
thrill at the smell of a rose,
feel all tingly inside at
the sight of a pretty girl.
It's a kind of, but Mega is
perfectly fine the way he is.
Dr. Light's right. I'm
really happy being a robot.
Are you sure you know what happy is?
Dr. Petto.
Will you make me human?
Why, of course, my boy.
In order to modify your life
cell, I must shut you down, Mega.
I'll take you down?
Over from here, Dr. Petto.
Now that you've served the
purpose I built you for.
I've done it.
Mega Man will soon be
my obedient servant.
And my brother in Bell!
Now, to insert my telepathic mind leg,
with it, I can control his thoughts.
The surgery was a success, Megaman.
You are now here.
I am. Wow. I don't feel
all that different.
Smell this rose, and then
tell me what you feel.
Watch, Proto Man. With my mind
- link helmet, I can make Mega Man.
Think he's human. You feel
all mushy and tingly inside.
I feel all mushy and tingly inside.
That's it, my boy. You've got it.
I better go back and
tell everybody the news.
It's working. Mega Man
is under my control.
And when he carries out my plans
to wreak havoc on the world,
Dr. Light will get the blame.
Muh.
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hey, do I seem any different to you?
Don't tell me. You took
a titanium acid bath?
No role. Something much better.
Dr. Petto turned me
into a real human boy.
Why, that's incredible, Mega.
Absolutely amazing.
You must tell me what it feels like.
Yeah, Mega. Tell us.
Do you feel all tingly inside or what?
The satellite tracking system.
It must be an emergency.
Oh no!
Dr. Wiley's robots are attacking
the Sky Tower skyscraper.
Mega, you have to stop them.
All right, now I'll show
you what a real kid can do.
You'll be proud of me, Doc.
Let's go, Rush.
I sure hope Meg is up to it.
Maybe I'd better send him some help.
Like me.
I can take on Wiley's bots
with half my brain circuits
tied behind my back.
Oh, wait.
I was referring to my robo rescue squad.
This is re-recorded, reporting
live from Mainstream.
This is re-recorded reporting
live from Mainstream.
where robots are invading
the Skytower sky screen.
The police are unable to stop them.
Fortunately, the building
has been evacuated.
But wait! Up in the sky!
It's Mega Man to the rescue!
Hey, hey, step aside, Megatman!
Man!
It's time for Crash Man to finish
this job with his time bombs!
Touchdown!
Hey! This must be what you have!
Humans call fun!
You're feeling afraid, Mega Man.
Afraid you might drop those bombs.
I better be careful.
I wouldn't want to drop these bombs.
Oh no! I really blew it this time!
Stay tuned, we'll be right
back after these messages.
Boof, Boof, oh, Mega Man!
And it appears to have been
And it caused the damage.
Yes!
Blame, Mega Man. My plan
is working perfectly.
I don't know what happened, Rush.
I never felt afraid before.
Look up!
Looks like we got trouble upstairs, boy!
Oh my goodness!
The robots are actually
stealing the building!
Wait!
Dr. Light's Robo Rescue
Team has arrived on the sea.
Secure the building!
Hey, wait for me! I'm
armed and dangerous!
Okay, Gatsy! Drop that building, or I'll
have to plasma you all over the universe!
Get off my building, Cyberpunk!
And now to finish you off, Gutsman.
But you can't because you
feel sorry for the poor robot.
You don't want to hurt him.
I can't do it. I don't
want to hurt Gutsman.
Mega Man's letting Gutsman get away!
Oh, my gosh!
The building is falling!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
After Man, Megan, are you all right?
I guess so.
At least I'm not missing any parts.
Tell us, Dr. Light, after this fiasco,
why should our citizens put their trust
in any of your so-called advanced robot?
Well, you see, I
Thank you very much, Dr. Light.
They say robots are only as
good as their programmer.
And in this case, it's
just not good enough.
This is Brie Ricotta signing off.
Yes.
Soon, Dr. Light's
reputation will be destroyed
and all his robots will
be under my command.
Then nothing can stop me
from conquering the world.
Luckily, I can recycle
these damaged robot
parts and make new ones
for my rescue boats.
I guess I let you down, Doc.
Don't blame yourself, Mega.
Failure is a human quality.
But we humans learn from our mistakes.
Am I one of your mistakes?
Oh, why, of course not.
You'll always be special to me.
I don't know, Doc.
My robot side tells me one thing.
My human side says something else.
Maybe I need to be one or the other.
No, you're fine just
the way you are, Mega.
Mega?
When do we get to the action
part of your plan, Dr. Wiley?
Patience, my finely-tuned machine.
First, we need Megaman to
help us with our next step.
Ah, maybe if I hadn't designed
him with self-determination,
he wouldn't have wanted to be human.
I guess I was a mistake.
What do I do now?
You need to reprogram Dr. Light's robots
to remove their self-determination.
I know I'll reprogram Dr. Light's robots
and remove their self-determination.
Once he recoven,
Dr. Light's robots, they will
follow my command without question.
Megaman, what are you doing?
I'm reprogramming your robots, so
they won't make any more mistakes.
Now stand back.
Easy, Mega.
You're just experiencing
an emotion overload.
Ooh!
He's in the trash compactor!
Nice.
Nice work, Mega.
I need a clever boy like you
to help me carry out my plans.
Now turn on the trash compactor.
Yes, Dr. Wiley.
Oh!
The walls! They're closing in!
I can't believe it!
Mega's turned against us!
Don't go away. We'll be right
back after these messages.
We now return to Mega Man.
We now return to Mega Man.
If we don't find a way out of here
fast, I'm going to be a hubcap.
There may be a way out,
Role. Give me a hand.
Okay. What do you want me to do?
No. I mean, give me a hand.
Now we can escape without lifting
a finger, at least not our own.
What's this?
What's this?
Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry!
Hey!
Don't let a prisoners escape!
Never mind them.
We have an invasion to plan for.
Continuary programming these robots.
Yes, sir.
We must speak with you.
Dr. Petto?
Dr. Petto?
Dr. Petto?
He's a robot!
Ah, I should have guessed.
Dr. Petto wasn't a real biogeneticist.
He was programmed by Dr. Wiley.
But if he's a fake, then
How come Mega thinks he's human?
There's your answer role.
A telepathic mind-controlled chick.
I get it.
Dr. Wiley's been making Mega
think he's having human thoughts.
Precisely.
And if I can determine
this chip's frequency,
I think I can free Mega's mind.
I sure hope it's not too late.
It's not too late.
Thanks to Mega Man,
my new robot army will
parachute into the capital and take over.
And the rest of mankind
witnesses my awesome night.
they'll beg me to
become their new leader.
I sure wish Doc would hurry
up with that mind helmet.
I just know Meg is in big trouble.
Ah, let, la, la, la, la.
We're receiving an emergency message.
Dr. Light, this is the
Secretary of Defense.
I don't know what you want, but
I beg you to stop your robots.
I implore you, Dr. Mike,
make Mega Man stop.
Dr. Wiley is taking over the government
and making it look like I'm the villain.
With Mega working for Wiley,
I'll have to handle this job.
Come on, Rush. Let's kick some butt!
This has to work, or
I've lost Mega forever.
Stop! I'll be forced Mega forever!
Bless them, Mega Man.
Hey, Mega, Mega.
It's your silicone, sis.
Come to win you back to the good side.
Vaporized, smithling pest.
I'm going to vaporize you.
You, you meddling pest.
You wouldn't dare.
Don't call me a pest.
You must do it.
I must do it.
Bologna! The real Mega
wouldn't harm a flea.
Dr. Wiley's putting those
goofy ideas in your head.
Don't listen to her. She's lying.
Robots don't lie, though.
Dr. Wiley is filling your
mind with evil thoughts.
Don't listen to him.
You must listen to me, Mega.
All these fours are.
voices in my head. Now
I'm really confused.
No, you're not, Mega. Just
choose the one you know is right.
Okay. Put up your hands, scumbot.
Just play along, sis.
I'm with Dr. Wiley.
Good guy's stuff.
This must be the mind chip
that was controlling me.
Thank goodness you're
back to normal, Mega.
But what about Dr. Light's robots?
Leave them to me.
Excellent, Mega Man.
If all humans were as
smart as you, I wouldn't
have to bother with
these nasty invasions.
Yeah, it's good to have you
on the bad side, Mega Man.
All right, magnet dude. Give me five.
He's getting my powers!
I am I've been tricked!
You can say that again, Doc!
Attention all robots!
Prepare to attack!
Okay, bots, it's showtime!
Stop them!
Let's cut to the chase, Mega Man!
Fire, Bots! Fire away!
Ah!
Time for a fatal attraction, Blue Boy.
JackBots! Give him a jackpot!
You're scrap metal, Mega Man.
Welder Butch, torch him!
You wouldn't be so tough without
that helmet, little, little brother.
You're on, Protoman!
Plasma power!
You missed me again, number one, son.
But I won't miss this time.
Oh no! He's gonna blast
President Lincoln!
Ha!
I knew you'd risk
yourself for Mr. Lincoln.
That
Plasma blast drain my energy.
Mega's too weak to beat Prozoman.
If only Eddie were here.
Charge!
Too bad you're such a softy mega!
We could have been Mega
brothers in battle.
Eddie, I need a quick charge.
No, no, no.
That's it.
All of Dr. Wiley's microchips have been
removed, and my robots
are back to normal again.
Hey, Doc, if I'm just a robot, how come I
cared so much about
saving a stone statue?
I tried to tell you, Mega.
You're not just a robot.
You have compassion and selfish.
determination, which is more
than I can say for Dr. Wiley?
What?
Looks like Rush could use some human
characteristics too, like good manners.
I'll fix that.
Rush, you are now the most well
- behaved robo pooch in the world.
He's perfect!
I guess you can't teach
an old robo pooch.
I guess you can't teach
an old robo pooch.
dog, new tricks.
Mega, mega!
Right back.
Messages.
Wooo!
You know,
Thank you.
I'm
Thank you.
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