Merteuil (2025) s01e03 Episode Script
War
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[breathing slowly]
[baby cooing]
[baby crying]
[baby crying]
[breathing heavily]
- [animal cry]
- [gasps]
[theme song playing]
[man] Deep in the ocean
Dead and cast away ♪
My renaissance is burning in flames ♪
A million miles from home
I'm walking ahead ♪
I'm frozen to the bones
I am a soldier on my own ♪
I don't know the way
I'm ready for the fight ♪
And fate ♪
[fireplace crackling]
- The orangery?
- No.
Isabelle won't be late. You mustn't fret.
[sighs]
There he is.
[horse carriage approaching]
What presence. What charm.
I myself had the pleasure of celebrating
my marriage with Jacques Hervé.
One fine May day,
and it was a blessing, truly.
Well, here's to hoping the Marquis
will return to us soon enough.
Let's prepare the wedding quickly.
I would have preferred Madame Marquise
to be here with us to discuss, but
Why don't we wait in this very spot?
You've demonstrated, ladies,
that this place is made for joy and
celebration.
[footsteps approaching]
Madame
That's not possible.
Your face is like a mask of pain.
So why not let him hear you?
No misery in the world is alien to him.
And no soul is out of reach of his love.
[Rosemonde] Isabelle?
"Then the word of the Lord came
unto me, saying,
'Before I formed thee in the belly,
I knew thee.
And before you were born,
I consecrated you.'"
I thought that I couldn't do otherwise.
I'm lost.
Completely lost. [sniffles]
I'm married to a man
The brutal man for whom
the love of a woman
is nothing but a sinister mirror. [sobs]
Reflecting supposed grandeur
in his middling power.
Not a man, but a beast.
I'll have nothing of his. Nothing.
No child, boy or girl.
And when this child decided
that it would reside in me, I [sobs]
I put an end to it.
[sobs]
So I did what I needed to make it happen.
Did you permit the innocent child,
while it still breathed, to be baptized?
No. How would I have done that?
Your crime is of a gravity
that is beyond me,
a simple shepherd of Christ, madame.
I am not able
to offer forgiveness for this.
No, no, I beg you, Father.
Your name, madame.
And the name of your husband,
if you would.
Your name, madame.
[door opens]
Where were you?
Isabelle.
- Pull yourself together.
- You've told me already.
It's a corpse already dead,
and I'm not to dwell on it anymore.
I can't stop, though.
I need you more than ever.
You know I have to return
to Paris tonight.
Tell me what I have to do, please.
Gercourt wants to celebrate
his marriage in your lovely home.
Madame de Volanges is delighted,
which would mean
you're in no position to oppose it.
[scoffs]
Well, your soirée was still
a great success, was it not?
- The people of Paris are talking.
- Our soirée?
The Comte de Gercourt will marry
Cécile with or without your consent.
But his marriage may also be
an opportunity for him to forget things,
grievances, and to seal new agreements.
And mark his territory.
You have to allow a chance
for him to save face.
And how might I?
I'm supposed to grovel at his feet?
We have no choice.
Isabelle.
I see that you're losing yourself.
And what I see,
the world will soon see as well.
Gercourt's returning here for lunch
on Friday.
I'll be back to be by your side.
Have no fear.
I have to hand this
to Vicomte de Valmont personally.
- I'll handle it.
- Monsieur, please.
I have to give it to him personally.
Come in, then.
- [woman laughing]
- Go on.
My friend will read it, I swear.
Someone still thinks of me
in this sad world.
- Oh.
- Remembered only by the devil.
[all laughing]
It's from your aunt.
Well, please read what she wrote.
ISABELLE NEEDS YOU
[whispering prayer] Forgive us
our trespasses as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
Lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil
[continues praying indistinctly]
- Amen.
- Hello, Marquise.
Your role must be convenient.
My role?
The one nature has given you,
which spares you particular crimes.
Which ones, madame?
You just defended yourself.
You wanted life, so you chose to live.
Soon life will repay you
for your faith in it.
- Oh, shut up.
- Discipline, dear Isabelle.
You've got to hold on to your discipline.
Did my aunt not succeed in imparting
her lesson?
- Will you for once be quiet?
- Yes, when you decide to heal.
Because time's now running out.
I've been told Gercourt
will marry right here.
Detestable provocation.
An obvious affront from a man
who has long crushed his adversaries.
- Madame de Rosemonde says differently.
- And I'm shocked.
The two of you aren't of one mind?
I love her, but I fear for you, madame.
You don't forgive.
Maybe you've never forgiven.
Not even yourself, but Gercourt,
you should.
He flatters only to get close enough
to stab you, and once married to Cécile,
he will abuse his new authority
in an effort to completely humiliate you.
So, Madame de Rosemonde
would suddenly be so naive?
Naive, no, but prudent. Vigilant.
My aunt no longer believes she has
the same skills she once had to impose
her power over men.
In our predatory world, the slightest
weakness reeks, haven't you noticed?
Were you to help Gercourt,
you would be in great danger, madame.
- And what are you proposing?
- To take the marriage and ruin it.
[singing in Italian]
[Valmont] Cécile and
the Chevalier are in love.
They're both stupid enough to believe
in the purity of an impossible union.
Their ideal of love is submission,
a mediocre allegiance to a world that
vomits love.
[singing continues]
[Valmont] They're young and burn
with appetite, and that's what we push.
You're saying that we strip poor Cécile
of her dearly held purity?
What originality.
Do you believe, Vicomte,
that you've got nothing better to do?
Other than devising ways that
you can deflower young women?
Not at all, madame. But in this situation,
and considering her obvious desire
- for the Chevalier
- Please go on.
This will be my mission.
Gain the trust of Cécile.
Get her discussing music.
And then, imperceptibly
her music teacher.
I'll show her that I am moved
by her feeling,
and that will get her to talk.
You of all people should know that love
always begins with words.
The more voice we give to love,
the more love will grow.
Excellent. As for your mission
I will gain Danceny's trust through music.
And how it feels
to teach a student.
Be moved by his confusion.
[inaudible]
Love is a language, after all.
The more we give voice, the more it grows.
- And finally spills out.
- Good night, madame.
I wish you a good evening as well.
[door opens]
[door closes]
Come.
[knocks softly]
[panting]
[moaning]
Oh.
Oh.
[moaning]
- [door opens]
- [footsteps receding]
[footsteps receding]
[knocking at door]
[knocking at door]
- Madame.
- I just saw the Chevalier Danceny
running away from here.
Mademoiselle.
You can speak to me.
After all, I'm your friend.
The Comte de Gercourt tells me
that you are not.
- But why is that?
- I can't answer, madame.
It was said in confidence.
I understand.
Let me offer a guess.
He believes that I'm jealous.
Mademoiselle, I put friendship
between women over everything.
And certainly over any man.
What happened here?
You're a guest.
We have linen maids for this.
I'm fine, merci.
You are very pleasant, mademoiselle.
Truly, who could fault a gentleman
for failing so terribly at controlling
his ardor.
Even if we regret it as well
I'm going to bed, little angel.
[piano music playing]
[women laughing]
[both laughing]
[music stops]
My friend, where were you?
- I need to be alone.
- Sébastien, I'm worried.
I was waiting for word,
but you never sent it.
I should apologize, you're right.
I was most ungenerous with you.
I was at the Tuileries
with a few Bavarians.
Say more.
Three cousins. Formidable.
- Absolutely the prey.
- I understand.
I wanted them earlier,
but they're real magicians.
I was with the Marquise de Merteuil.
What?
I love her more than ever.
- I was too sure of myself.
- We're never enough.
- I fear I'll never win her back.
- Vicomte, enough!
- Pardon?
- That woman's poison.
She pushes you to lie and disparage.
I lie to you because
that's all that you deserve.
Fool that you are.
Tell me, please,
since facts matter so much.
When I speak of these lascivious girls,
what makes you tremble?
You imagine us?
- Or rather just me?
- I don't know what you're trying to say.
- I mean this.
- Stop!
You're possessed.
And you're much too possessive, darling.
So, the Chevalier Danceny will join us?
Madame de Volanges insists
that Cécile give a concert for Gercourt
after we eat.
Danceny should be here already.
What's different about you?
My nephew has been good company for you?
Why, yes.
- You feel you're ready for this?
- I do, yes.
Dear Comte de Gercourt,
a pleasure to have you here again.
[Gercourt] What news from the Marquis?
His troops are progressing
along the Mississippi.
He informed me that the locals
welcome the French
with respect and friendship.
And after a while, New France
will be old news
- and America will completely belong to us.
- An admirable man.
Ah. Excuse me, if you don't mind.
I've waited some time to ask you
about something.
You two, how is it you know one another?
Oh, I think, I'm in a position
to speak to that question.
I was the one who introduced the two.
At the opera, wasn't it?
You've confused it, madame.
Have I?
My dear Marquise,
soon the two of us will share
a bond that's indestructible.
That of family.
Your husband is absent.
Yours, alas, I won't have the chance
to know at all.
I'm well aware of the responsibility
that's placed on me as soon as,
by the grace of marriage, I will
I will have to dedicate myself
to serving all our interests.
This is why I believe that the two
of us should be completely transparent.
Am I wrong, Marquise?
Well, I couldn't have said it any better.
[Gercourt laughs] The details are not
important, but here are the essentials.
Before being what she is today,
Isabelle was a simple woman
without any fortune or name.
She came from a province
to seek her destiny in Paris.
- It's true, then.
- [Gercourt] It's amusing, isn't it?
Isabelle gained entry to a party at
my house under the esteemed tutelage
of Madame de Rosemonde, present here.
And our audacious young lady
seemed determined to mar the soirée
with her brand.
Being the master of the house, I was,
of course, the primary mark,
and she tried with any means she could
while, of course, legitimate,
to win my eye and mind,
though it meant allowing any excess.
You seem surprised, madame.
That's what I myself felt in the moment,
surprised, and a certain dismay.
Well, I believe I need a rest.
Come, madame,
don't deprive us of your presence.
I am sure that our young Cécile here
can understand.
That evening, Isabelle was
surrounded by all sorts of leering looks.
And to better conceal her fear,
our future Marquise had the instinct
to take on traits of a cynic
and manipulator,
of a woman afraid of nothing,
least of all men and their desires.
Madame, I want to tell you In no case
is it up to me to pass judgment
upon the person you were back then.
All my life, I've defended the feminine.
[coughs sharply]
And that's why I would be angry
with myself if our initial meeting lived
as a poor memory for you.
If I may have wrongly led you to think
that you were nothing more than
a manipulative woman using her charms
to pervert and corrupt,
then today I will have to humbly
beg your forgiveness.
Isabelle de Merteuil, will you forgive me?
- Monsieur Chevalier Danceny.
- Mesdames, messieurs.
[Gercourt] Ah.
We'd begun to worry.
So sorry.
I'd like you to meet Monsieur
the Comte de Gercourt.
- Monsieur.
- [Gercourt] Well, take a seat.
[operatic singing in Italian]
[operatic singing continues]
[singing in Italian]
[in English] And you felt
I should reach out my hand to him?
We have to make him hurt and fast.
Though I'm afraid
he'll eat you alive first.
That's also the opinion of your nephew.
And what else does he propose?
We should block the marriage.
- And push Cécile to her Danceny.
- Into his bed.
Which it would seem that
you've already begun.
I was wrong. Valmont was right.
[vocalizing continues]
[singing in Italian]
[in English] Marvelous.
[slow clapping]
Chevalier?
Cécile!
[Gercourt] What is all this childishness?
I'm very sorry, Monsieur le Comte.
[Gercourt] I'm counting on you to clear
this up with me.
Bring over the Vicomte de Valmont
immediately.
Yes, madame.
I've got Volanges.
Madame, what's going on?
[Madame de Volanges] I don't know.
[butler] Your horse is ready, monsieur.
- [Valmont] I won't be home for dinner.
- [butler] Yes, monsieur.
Madame de Volanges is speaking
with her daughter this evening.
I look forward to seeing Gercourt
crawling in pain.
- I knew it.
- Knew what?
Hate. Isn't it something marvelous?
You were so subdued the other day,
half alive, and look at you now.
It renders one grotesque.
You've just proven the opposite.
[door opens]
[Rosemonde] Madame de Volanges
and her daughter
found themselves in a river of tears.
A grand moment of emotion.
- Well, she let Cécile marry Danceny?
- Yes.
That is her intention.
Madame de Volanges wants a happy daughter,
even if she's poor and feels that
who she weds is up to her.
- [Valmont] Wonderful.
- You've done very well.
Gercourt punted for a penniless musician,
announcing it to all of Paris.
- [both laughing]
- No.
- It's not enough.
- Pardon?
That can't be it.
After what that man has wrought
in the world?
But he'll be ridiculed far more
than we ever dreamed.
I'm disappointed.
You've got no ambition at all.
Gercourt is the only victim
of Cécile's sentimental ways here.
The situation is sad but trite.
I want to see him suffering.
- The Comte should know where it's from.
- But what do you think will happen here?
That you'll make me suddenly despise men
like Gercourt.
Simple contempt can't appease me, madame.
- I want war.
- You won't find victory.
All I want to win is my pleasure.
Because the more he stews in humiliation
and rage, the happier I will be.
I'm indeed at war, madame.
But don't be fooled.
I take aim at Gercourt to make an example.
I'll chastise him in public,
so all men will fear harming me.
Only terror can reliably protect me.
And this terror, Isabelle
It's what?
Is it you, alone,
against all of these men?
Have I not already proven
how much I respect you? Or admire you?
I hear what you're telling me.
The balance of powers.
The preservation of appearances
to maneuver out of sight.
All that has protected you, I know.
But you were alone.
And now we are together.
I want fear on our side.
That's why I want to sign my victory.
Our victory, madame.
Gercourt should feel all my anger.
It should burn him up.
And the whole of Paris will observe.
Then a rumor, well forged
and spread widely by all of us,
should take care of the rest.
- I've heard your service, madame.
- To start, we need to prevent dear Cécile
from breaking off her marriage
with Gercourt.
- Why?
- Because we still need her.
It's up to you, madame, to convince Cécile
her mother's choice is no more
than a ruse.
If she confesses to love the man she does,
she will be horribly punished.
Choose your own words, of course.
I leave it all to you.
Pour however much honey
you judge necessary.
[knocking at door]
Mademoiselle, your mother
has confided in me of her intention
to set up a trap for you,
and I cannot go along.
She will offer you your own choice
of who you'd like to marry.
Should you then choose
the Chevalier Danceny,
she will punish you and put a stop to it
and will act in order
to ruin the Chevalier.
- If you decide to marry the Chevalier
- [Isabelle] But let Cécile know
that by choosing Danceny,
she'll be sent to the worst convent
in the kingdom,
and that the Chevalier will be ruined,
banished from the world,
and from his musical career.
- I want to marry the Comte de Gercourt.
- [sighs]
And after?
[Isabelle] The solution is here.
Men are so fragile.
They worry so much that
their precious tool
is too little of this or that,
but they totally fail to use it
with skill and endurance.
And I'm sure you're aware,
but I did have the opportunity
to get to know Gercourt's.
- And?
- Well, let's just say I know that all men
have worries regarding
the bigger size of their sex.
With Gercourt, I might say it's more
of a matter of, well, geometry.
[chuckles]
Imagine a corkscrew if you want
a good approximation of it. That's close.
So when it comes to that man,
the most common worry
becomes vivid anguish.
An anxiety that he hides
with his passion for virgins
[footman] The Count of Gercourt.
who naturally have
no point of comparison.
Conversely,
I have no doubt that
our Chevalier Danceny
Follow me, Vicomte.
Danceny's youthful humiliation persists.
Therefore, we must convince Cécile
that in order to restore his confidence,
she must express to him how wonderful
their first encounter was.
Through the magic of ink on paper.
Like an ode in honor of his royal cock.
- So difficult. It's hard for me to know.
- An image?
A metaphor? A line of poetry?
I'd say it's like a vegetable, right?
Hmm, cucumber, zucchini.
- A fruit, I feel.
- All right.
An exotic fruit that's not of this world,
one that's fabulous and divine.
Use the pen.
Chevalier My Love - I'm writing to you
because I cannot stand knowing
how unhappy you are.
We need to find a way to transport
her missive to the Comte de Gercourt.
We might imagine some unscrupulous servant
who sells the letter to him.
[Isabelle] For Gercourt, this letter
will be the burning mirror
of his most intimate shame.
[grunts]
Afterwards, we've only
to spread it around.
- Vicomte?
- A traitor delivers this to Gercourt,
why not imagine he showed it to me before?
Then I only need to echo it where
people are greedy for rumors,
so everywhere.
A mysterious servant,
delivering the same missive
to two notable foes.
- Too complicated?
- Yes.
Yes, it is improbable and far-fetched.
And that's exactly why Gercourt
will believe he's been a victim
of a secret maneuver.
It's precisely this marvelous complexity
that will be your very signature, madame.
Madame, I fear I am obliged
to cancel my wedding to your daughter,
Lady Cécile de Volanges.
I ask you to believe when I say
this decision is made with deep regret.
Respectfully,
Monsieur le Comte de Gercourt.
But why, Gercourt?
The marriage?
WEDDING CONTRAC
You would be testifying that this
Beaucaillou is actually
the Vicomte de Valmont?
Your brother, your friend?
I'm ready to fulfill my obligations
to help the Crown and Church
- in whatever way--
- Yes, of course, but why?
I mean you, here, brings what?
I was feeble and broken.
Valmont has to pay for betraying
and desecrating one of the most
- beautiful sacraments.
- Eh, eh.
Valmont and Merteuil.
Yes, of course.
A woman of her station.
Small, filthy provincial whore
wearing her Marquis' fineries.
This document's shameful.
And makes as clear as possible
that she's living in bigamy.
It's embarrassing for
the Marquis de Merteuil,
hero in North America,
whose goodness
has been constantly trampled.
I'll go tomorrow to the Magistrate,
who's quite severe, President Tourvel.
He'll comprehend and he'll act.
Isabelle de Merteuil will be destitute.
She will lose her title and her dignity.
Your responsibility is great, monsieur.
I swear it.
Isabelle knew what she was doing.
Voilà.
In the embrace of Valmont, she
laughed.
She laughed?
- At the noble law of our kingdom.
- Of course.
At good morals.
Certainly.
And at the world as commanded
by our beloved King.
Right, right.
She laughed at God.
She laughed at God,
and she wore the face of the devil.
[closing theme music playing]
[breathing slowly]
[baby cooing]
[baby crying]
[baby crying]
[breathing heavily]
- [animal cry]
- [gasps]
[theme song playing]
[man] Deep in the ocean
Dead and cast away ♪
My renaissance is burning in flames ♪
A million miles from home
I'm walking ahead ♪
I'm frozen to the bones
I am a soldier on my own ♪
I don't know the way
I'm ready for the fight ♪
And fate ♪
[fireplace crackling]
- The orangery?
- No.
Isabelle won't be late. You mustn't fret.
[sighs]
There he is.
[horse carriage approaching]
What presence. What charm.
I myself had the pleasure of celebrating
my marriage with Jacques Hervé.
One fine May day,
and it was a blessing, truly.
Well, here's to hoping the Marquis
will return to us soon enough.
Let's prepare the wedding quickly.
I would have preferred Madame Marquise
to be here with us to discuss, but
Why don't we wait in this very spot?
You've demonstrated, ladies,
that this place is made for joy and
celebration.
[footsteps approaching]
Madame
That's not possible.
Your face is like a mask of pain.
So why not let him hear you?
No misery in the world is alien to him.
And no soul is out of reach of his love.
[Rosemonde] Isabelle?
"Then the word of the Lord came
unto me, saying,
'Before I formed thee in the belly,
I knew thee.
And before you were born,
I consecrated you.'"
I thought that I couldn't do otherwise.
I'm lost.
Completely lost. [sniffles]
I'm married to a man
The brutal man for whom
the love of a woman
is nothing but a sinister mirror. [sobs]
Reflecting supposed grandeur
in his middling power.
Not a man, but a beast.
I'll have nothing of his. Nothing.
No child, boy or girl.
And when this child decided
that it would reside in me, I [sobs]
I put an end to it.
[sobs]
So I did what I needed to make it happen.
Did you permit the innocent child,
while it still breathed, to be baptized?
No. How would I have done that?
Your crime is of a gravity
that is beyond me,
a simple shepherd of Christ, madame.
I am not able
to offer forgiveness for this.
No, no, I beg you, Father.
Your name, madame.
And the name of your husband,
if you would.
Your name, madame.
[door opens]
Where were you?
Isabelle.
- Pull yourself together.
- You've told me already.
It's a corpse already dead,
and I'm not to dwell on it anymore.
I can't stop, though.
I need you more than ever.
You know I have to return
to Paris tonight.
Tell me what I have to do, please.
Gercourt wants to celebrate
his marriage in your lovely home.
Madame de Volanges is delighted,
which would mean
you're in no position to oppose it.
[scoffs]
Well, your soirée was still
a great success, was it not?
- The people of Paris are talking.
- Our soirée?
The Comte de Gercourt will marry
Cécile with or without your consent.
But his marriage may also be
an opportunity for him to forget things,
grievances, and to seal new agreements.
And mark his territory.
You have to allow a chance
for him to save face.
And how might I?
I'm supposed to grovel at his feet?
We have no choice.
Isabelle.
I see that you're losing yourself.
And what I see,
the world will soon see as well.
Gercourt's returning here for lunch
on Friday.
I'll be back to be by your side.
Have no fear.
I have to hand this
to Vicomte de Valmont personally.
- I'll handle it.
- Monsieur, please.
I have to give it to him personally.
Come in, then.
- [woman laughing]
- Go on.
My friend will read it, I swear.
Someone still thinks of me
in this sad world.
- Oh.
- Remembered only by the devil.
[all laughing]
It's from your aunt.
Well, please read what she wrote.
ISABELLE NEEDS YOU
[whispering prayer] Forgive us
our trespasses as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
Lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil
[continues praying indistinctly]
- Amen.
- Hello, Marquise.
Your role must be convenient.
My role?
The one nature has given you,
which spares you particular crimes.
Which ones, madame?
You just defended yourself.
You wanted life, so you chose to live.
Soon life will repay you
for your faith in it.
- Oh, shut up.
- Discipline, dear Isabelle.
You've got to hold on to your discipline.
Did my aunt not succeed in imparting
her lesson?
- Will you for once be quiet?
- Yes, when you decide to heal.
Because time's now running out.
I've been told Gercourt
will marry right here.
Detestable provocation.
An obvious affront from a man
who has long crushed his adversaries.
- Madame de Rosemonde says differently.
- And I'm shocked.
The two of you aren't of one mind?
I love her, but I fear for you, madame.
You don't forgive.
Maybe you've never forgiven.
Not even yourself, but Gercourt,
you should.
He flatters only to get close enough
to stab you, and once married to Cécile,
he will abuse his new authority
in an effort to completely humiliate you.
So, Madame de Rosemonde
would suddenly be so naive?
Naive, no, but prudent. Vigilant.
My aunt no longer believes she has
the same skills she once had to impose
her power over men.
In our predatory world, the slightest
weakness reeks, haven't you noticed?
Were you to help Gercourt,
you would be in great danger, madame.
- And what are you proposing?
- To take the marriage and ruin it.
[singing in Italian]
[Valmont] Cécile and
the Chevalier are in love.
They're both stupid enough to believe
in the purity of an impossible union.
Their ideal of love is submission,
a mediocre allegiance to a world that
vomits love.
[singing continues]
[Valmont] They're young and burn
with appetite, and that's what we push.
You're saying that we strip poor Cécile
of her dearly held purity?
What originality.
Do you believe, Vicomte,
that you've got nothing better to do?
Other than devising ways that
you can deflower young women?
Not at all, madame. But in this situation,
and considering her obvious desire
- for the Chevalier
- Please go on.
This will be my mission.
Gain the trust of Cécile.
Get her discussing music.
And then, imperceptibly
her music teacher.
I'll show her that I am moved
by her feeling,
and that will get her to talk.
You of all people should know that love
always begins with words.
The more voice we give to love,
the more love will grow.
Excellent. As for your mission
I will gain Danceny's trust through music.
And how it feels
to teach a student.
Be moved by his confusion.
[inaudible]
Love is a language, after all.
The more we give voice, the more it grows.
- And finally spills out.
- Good night, madame.
I wish you a good evening as well.
[door opens]
[door closes]
Come.
[knocks softly]
[panting]
[moaning]
Oh.
Oh.
[moaning]
- [door opens]
- [footsteps receding]
[footsteps receding]
[knocking at door]
[knocking at door]
- Madame.
- I just saw the Chevalier Danceny
running away from here.
Mademoiselle.
You can speak to me.
After all, I'm your friend.
The Comte de Gercourt tells me
that you are not.
- But why is that?
- I can't answer, madame.
It was said in confidence.
I understand.
Let me offer a guess.
He believes that I'm jealous.
Mademoiselle, I put friendship
between women over everything.
And certainly over any man.
What happened here?
You're a guest.
We have linen maids for this.
I'm fine, merci.
You are very pleasant, mademoiselle.
Truly, who could fault a gentleman
for failing so terribly at controlling
his ardor.
Even if we regret it as well
I'm going to bed, little angel.
[piano music playing]
[women laughing]
[both laughing]
[music stops]
My friend, where were you?
- I need to be alone.
- Sébastien, I'm worried.
I was waiting for word,
but you never sent it.
I should apologize, you're right.
I was most ungenerous with you.
I was at the Tuileries
with a few Bavarians.
Say more.
Three cousins. Formidable.
- Absolutely the prey.
- I understand.
I wanted them earlier,
but they're real magicians.
I was with the Marquise de Merteuil.
What?
I love her more than ever.
- I was too sure of myself.
- We're never enough.
- I fear I'll never win her back.
- Vicomte, enough!
- Pardon?
- That woman's poison.
She pushes you to lie and disparage.
I lie to you because
that's all that you deserve.
Fool that you are.
Tell me, please,
since facts matter so much.
When I speak of these lascivious girls,
what makes you tremble?
You imagine us?
- Or rather just me?
- I don't know what you're trying to say.
- I mean this.
- Stop!
You're possessed.
And you're much too possessive, darling.
So, the Chevalier Danceny will join us?
Madame de Volanges insists
that Cécile give a concert for Gercourt
after we eat.
Danceny should be here already.
What's different about you?
My nephew has been good company for you?
Why, yes.
- You feel you're ready for this?
- I do, yes.
Dear Comte de Gercourt,
a pleasure to have you here again.
[Gercourt] What news from the Marquis?
His troops are progressing
along the Mississippi.
He informed me that the locals
welcome the French
with respect and friendship.
And after a while, New France
will be old news
- and America will completely belong to us.
- An admirable man.
Ah. Excuse me, if you don't mind.
I've waited some time to ask you
about something.
You two, how is it you know one another?
Oh, I think, I'm in a position
to speak to that question.
I was the one who introduced the two.
At the opera, wasn't it?
You've confused it, madame.
Have I?
My dear Marquise,
soon the two of us will share
a bond that's indestructible.
That of family.
Your husband is absent.
Yours, alas, I won't have the chance
to know at all.
I'm well aware of the responsibility
that's placed on me as soon as,
by the grace of marriage, I will
I will have to dedicate myself
to serving all our interests.
This is why I believe that the two
of us should be completely transparent.
Am I wrong, Marquise?
Well, I couldn't have said it any better.
[Gercourt laughs] The details are not
important, but here are the essentials.
Before being what she is today,
Isabelle was a simple woman
without any fortune or name.
She came from a province
to seek her destiny in Paris.
- It's true, then.
- [Gercourt] It's amusing, isn't it?
Isabelle gained entry to a party at
my house under the esteemed tutelage
of Madame de Rosemonde, present here.
And our audacious young lady
seemed determined to mar the soirée
with her brand.
Being the master of the house, I was,
of course, the primary mark,
and she tried with any means she could
while, of course, legitimate,
to win my eye and mind,
though it meant allowing any excess.
You seem surprised, madame.
That's what I myself felt in the moment,
surprised, and a certain dismay.
Well, I believe I need a rest.
Come, madame,
don't deprive us of your presence.
I am sure that our young Cécile here
can understand.
That evening, Isabelle was
surrounded by all sorts of leering looks.
And to better conceal her fear,
our future Marquise had the instinct
to take on traits of a cynic
and manipulator,
of a woman afraid of nothing,
least of all men and their desires.
Madame, I want to tell you In no case
is it up to me to pass judgment
upon the person you were back then.
All my life, I've defended the feminine.
[coughs sharply]
And that's why I would be angry
with myself if our initial meeting lived
as a poor memory for you.
If I may have wrongly led you to think
that you were nothing more than
a manipulative woman using her charms
to pervert and corrupt,
then today I will have to humbly
beg your forgiveness.
Isabelle de Merteuil, will you forgive me?
- Monsieur Chevalier Danceny.
- Mesdames, messieurs.
[Gercourt] Ah.
We'd begun to worry.
So sorry.
I'd like you to meet Monsieur
the Comte de Gercourt.
- Monsieur.
- [Gercourt] Well, take a seat.
[operatic singing in Italian]
[operatic singing continues]
[singing in Italian]
[in English] And you felt
I should reach out my hand to him?
We have to make him hurt and fast.
Though I'm afraid
he'll eat you alive first.
That's also the opinion of your nephew.
And what else does he propose?
We should block the marriage.
- And push Cécile to her Danceny.
- Into his bed.
Which it would seem that
you've already begun.
I was wrong. Valmont was right.
[vocalizing continues]
[singing in Italian]
[in English] Marvelous.
[slow clapping]
Chevalier?
Cécile!
[Gercourt] What is all this childishness?
I'm very sorry, Monsieur le Comte.
[Gercourt] I'm counting on you to clear
this up with me.
Bring over the Vicomte de Valmont
immediately.
Yes, madame.
I've got Volanges.
Madame, what's going on?
[Madame de Volanges] I don't know.
[butler] Your horse is ready, monsieur.
- [Valmont] I won't be home for dinner.
- [butler] Yes, monsieur.
Madame de Volanges is speaking
with her daughter this evening.
I look forward to seeing Gercourt
crawling in pain.
- I knew it.
- Knew what?
Hate. Isn't it something marvelous?
You were so subdued the other day,
half alive, and look at you now.
It renders one grotesque.
You've just proven the opposite.
[door opens]
[Rosemonde] Madame de Volanges
and her daughter
found themselves in a river of tears.
A grand moment of emotion.
- Well, she let Cécile marry Danceny?
- Yes.
That is her intention.
Madame de Volanges wants a happy daughter,
even if she's poor and feels that
who she weds is up to her.
- [Valmont] Wonderful.
- You've done very well.
Gercourt punted for a penniless musician,
announcing it to all of Paris.
- [both laughing]
- No.
- It's not enough.
- Pardon?
That can't be it.
After what that man has wrought
in the world?
But he'll be ridiculed far more
than we ever dreamed.
I'm disappointed.
You've got no ambition at all.
Gercourt is the only victim
of Cécile's sentimental ways here.
The situation is sad but trite.
I want to see him suffering.
- The Comte should know where it's from.
- But what do you think will happen here?
That you'll make me suddenly despise men
like Gercourt.
Simple contempt can't appease me, madame.
- I want war.
- You won't find victory.
All I want to win is my pleasure.
Because the more he stews in humiliation
and rage, the happier I will be.
I'm indeed at war, madame.
But don't be fooled.
I take aim at Gercourt to make an example.
I'll chastise him in public,
so all men will fear harming me.
Only terror can reliably protect me.
And this terror, Isabelle
It's what?
Is it you, alone,
against all of these men?
Have I not already proven
how much I respect you? Or admire you?
I hear what you're telling me.
The balance of powers.
The preservation of appearances
to maneuver out of sight.
All that has protected you, I know.
But you were alone.
And now we are together.
I want fear on our side.
That's why I want to sign my victory.
Our victory, madame.
Gercourt should feel all my anger.
It should burn him up.
And the whole of Paris will observe.
Then a rumor, well forged
and spread widely by all of us,
should take care of the rest.
- I've heard your service, madame.
- To start, we need to prevent dear Cécile
from breaking off her marriage
with Gercourt.
- Why?
- Because we still need her.
It's up to you, madame, to convince Cécile
her mother's choice is no more
than a ruse.
If she confesses to love the man she does,
she will be horribly punished.
Choose your own words, of course.
I leave it all to you.
Pour however much honey
you judge necessary.
[knocking at door]
Mademoiselle, your mother
has confided in me of her intention
to set up a trap for you,
and I cannot go along.
She will offer you your own choice
of who you'd like to marry.
Should you then choose
the Chevalier Danceny,
she will punish you and put a stop to it
and will act in order
to ruin the Chevalier.
- If you decide to marry the Chevalier
- [Isabelle] But let Cécile know
that by choosing Danceny,
she'll be sent to the worst convent
in the kingdom,
and that the Chevalier will be ruined,
banished from the world,
and from his musical career.
- I want to marry the Comte de Gercourt.
- [sighs]
And after?
[Isabelle] The solution is here.
Men are so fragile.
They worry so much that
their precious tool
is too little of this or that,
but they totally fail to use it
with skill and endurance.
And I'm sure you're aware,
but I did have the opportunity
to get to know Gercourt's.
- And?
- Well, let's just say I know that all men
have worries regarding
the bigger size of their sex.
With Gercourt, I might say it's more
of a matter of, well, geometry.
[chuckles]
Imagine a corkscrew if you want
a good approximation of it. That's close.
So when it comes to that man,
the most common worry
becomes vivid anguish.
An anxiety that he hides
with his passion for virgins
[footman] The Count of Gercourt.
who naturally have
no point of comparison.
Conversely,
I have no doubt that
our Chevalier Danceny
Follow me, Vicomte.
Danceny's youthful humiliation persists.
Therefore, we must convince Cécile
that in order to restore his confidence,
she must express to him how wonderful
their first encounter was.
Through the magic of ink on paper.
Like an ode in honor of his royal cock.
- So difficult. It's hard for me to know.
- An image?
A metaphor? A line of poetry?
I'd say it's like a vegetable, right?
Hmm, cucumber, zucchini.
- A fruit, I feel.
- All right.
An exotic fruit that's not of this world,
one that's fabulous and divine.
Use the pen.
Chevalier My Love - I'm writing to you
because I cannot stand knowing
how unhappy you are.
We need to find a way to transport
her missive to the Comte de Gercourt.
We might imagine some unscrupulous servant
who sells the letter to him.
[Isabelle] For Gercourt, this letter
will be the burning mirror
of his most intimate shame.
[grunts]
Afterwards, we've only
to spread it around.
- Vicomte?
- A traitor delivers this to Gercourt,
why not imagine he showed it to me before?
Then I only need to echo it where
people are greedy for rumors,
so everywhere.
A mysterious servant,
delivering the same missive
to two notable foes.
- Too complicated?
- Yes.
Yes, it is improbable and far-fetched.
And that's exactly why Gercourt
will believe he's been a victim
of a secret maneuver.
It's precisely this marvelous complexity
that will be your very signature, madame.
Madame, I fear I am obliged
to cancel my wedding to your daughter,
Lady Cécile de Volanges.
I ask you to believe when I say
this decision is made with deep regret.
Respectfully,
Monsieur le Comte de Gercourt.
But why, Gercourt?
The marriage?
WEDDING CONTRAC
You would be testifying that this
Beaucaillou is actually
the Vicomte de Valmont?
Your brother, your friend?
I'm ready to fulfill my obligations
to help the Crown and Church
- in whatever way--
- Yes, of course, but why?
I mean you, here, brings what?
I was feeble and broken.
Valmont has to pay for betraying
and desecrating one of the most
- beautiful sacraments.
- Eh, eh.
Valmont and Merteuil.
Yes, of course.
A woman of her station.
Small, filthy provincial whore
wearing her Marquis' fineries.
This document's shameful.
And makes as clear as possible
that she's living in bigamy.
It's embarrassing for
the Marquis de Merteuil,
hero in North America,
whose goodness
has been constantly trampled.
I'll go tomorrow to the Magistrate,
who's quite severe, President Tourvel.
He'll comprehend and he'll act.
Isabelle de Merteuil will be destitute.
She will lose her title and her dignity.
Your responsibility is great, monsieur.
I swear it.
Isabelle knew what she was doing.
Voilà.
In the embrace of Valmont, she
laughed.
She laughed?
- At the noble law of our kingdom.
- Of course.
At good morals.
Certainly.
And at the world as commanded
by our beloved King.
Right, right.
She laughed at God.
She laughed at God,
and she wore the face of the devil.
[closing theme music playing]