Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e03 Episode Script

1
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( humming )
( gasps )
( sighs )
Tsk!
Oh.
Eww.
Ah.
Ohh!
Oh.
( sighs )
( humming )
( metal clinks )
( clink clink )
( clink clink )
Ohh!
Ha!
Ohh!
What?
Look at this.
( sighs )
Hmm. Oi!
Mmm!
( metal clinks )
Hmm.
Ah, hmm.
Yes.
MR. BEAN: Huh?
Sheesh.
Tsk.
( sighs )
No.
( tires screech )
( horn honks )
( groans )
Oh.
Pfffft!
Hmm?
What do you think?
( chuckles )
Really?
( sighs )
( tires screech )
( horn beeping )
( horn beeps )
( beeping )
( beeping )
Go on. Go on.
( laughing )
Hmm?
MR. BEAN:
( snickering )
- Oh.
- Do you see the nose?
WOMAN: Hmm?
Oh.
Ohh!
What the
( flustered mumbling )
Oh! Stay there.
Ah.
Ah!
Hmm.
Good.
Right.
Oh, dear.
What about this, huh?
Oh!
You can't be serious.
( laughing )
( mumbling )
WOMAN: Oh, yeah!
Mmm!
ARTIST: Mmm, ah!
Ooh!
( chuckles )
( ding )
Oh.
Hmm?
I wonder
Ahh!
Right.
( coughing )
Tsk.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
( panting )
( sighs )
( whirring )
( humming )
Mmm.
( heavy breathing
through snorkel )
Ohh.
Ha. Here.
You have a sniff.
- ( gasps )
- ( snaps )
Come on, Teddy.
( chuckling )
Ohh!
Ah.
( sniffing )
Ah!
Let's do inside here.
There.
Right.
Mmm.
( sighs )
Oh.
Hmm? Oh.
( sighs )
( groans )
( sighs )
- ( snaps )
- Ah!
( music playing )
Oh!
( horn beeping )
- Rrr!
- ( tires screeching )
( beeping )
( ducks quacking )
( birds chirping )
( sighs )
Nice.
( sighs )
( flies buzzing )
Get--get( muttering )
Ahh!
Ooh.
Tsk! Oh!
Get away.
( sighs )
Tsk! Oh!
( fly buzzing )
Get away.
Ahh!
( mumbling, chuckling )
( humming )
( gasps )
Shoo! Shoo!
Get away!
( mice squeaking )
( flies buzzing )
( mumbling )
( windmill creaking )
( humming)
Huh?
Uh.uh
Ohh!
Right.
( engine starting )
( revving )
( miller grunting )
Aah!
( splash )
( ducks quacking )
crash )
( tires screeching,
( birds chirping )
Ah!
( snickering )
Go on. Shoo.
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
( fly buzzing )
( sighs )
Hmm?
( flies buzzing )
What?
Get off. Get off.
( sighs )
( flies buzzing )
Hmm.
There.
( whistles )
Come and get it.
( flies buzzing )
( humming )
( children chattering )
Ahh!
( fly buzzing )
( mumbling )
( groaning )
( gasps )
- Ohh.
- Hmm?
Yeah. Okay.
( mumbling )
WOMAN: Mmm!
( mumbling )
( mumbling )
Ah.
WOMAN: Ah!
Thank you.
Hmm.
WOMAN: Eww!
Aah!
Ohh!
( shouting indistinctly )
Aah! Leave us alone!
( screaming )
MR. BEAN: Oh. Oh!
Madam?
Madam!
( flies buzzing )
Oh!
( music playing )
( fly buzzing )
Go. Shoo, shoo.
Hi. Good afternoon, sir.
MAN: Aye, aye.
Ohh.
Here.
MR. BEAN: Thank you.
( chuckling )
One, two, three.
Shoo! Get off! Get off! Ooh!
Help! Oh! Oh!
MR. BEAN: Ahh!
Thank you.
( snickering )
( counting )
Shoo, shoo, shoo.
( counting )
WOMAN: Oh.
Lovely. Here.
MR. BEAN: Thank you.
( counting )
( woman screaming )
There we go.
( dog barks )
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!