Murder Drones (2021) s01e03 Episode Script

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[Wind whooshing]
[suspenseful music plays]
[whimpering and panting]
[crackling]
[music stops]
[electricity crackles]
[tense music playing]
[screams]
[squelch]
[mysterious music plays]
[bug warbles]
[squelch]
[speaking Russian]
[bugs chittering softly]
What are you things?
[Interface dinging softly]
[dinging stops]
[melancholic music plays]
[hisses through teeth]
[groaning]
[muffled groaning]
[groaning]
- Yeah, meeting Brad in an hour.
- [Grunts]
Can you imagine going to prom alone?
Hah. I'd be all like,
"I don't deserve happiness."
[sighs]
[suspenseful music playing]
[cackling]
[music and cackling stops]
[suspenseful music playing]
[sighs]
[whistling]
[yelps]
[tense musical sting]
My crazed ramblings!
Stay out of my frickin' room!
Personal space for very
alarming coping mechanisms
isn't covered under a
"Non-optional family support structure."
I'm sorry for being vulnerable
for five seconds, okay!
You were never there for me.
If you wanna help now, stay distant.
[Sighs] I'm going to talk to N.
W-Whaaaat is this?
Prom dress, child's small.
You're grounded from seeing those
bad-influencey Murder Drones.
- Uh
- But I talked to your teacher
to find you classmates
to go with tonight!
Uh?
Sup, freak.
Prepare to be popular.
I'm chaperoning!
[Shrieking]
[N sighs]
I do want to be dapper
[Groans] But, no!
[Sighs] That's why
you had me find these?
We can't interact with
the workers anymore, V.
[Gasps]
[sighs] We're too dangerous.
Uh, exactly.
We show up fabulous,
the sad purple one lets us in,
cause she has no friends,
we kill everyone,
and pop her little head off.
I'm not freeing you for prom murder, V.
J went holo-spooky-snake-crab,
and we maybe grew up in a haunted mansion!
Aren't you worried we have no idea
what we even are?!
[Tense music plays]
Promise me you and that purple thing
will stop prying into that stuff?
If you free me now,
I promise we'll only kill
what we need to survive.
Just you and me, N.
Ugh.
- Doll, do you ever clean?
- [Bug squeals]
[speaking Russian]
[bug whines]
[soft metallic chittering]
[soft squelching]
Hey, so, thanks for having me,
but now that my dad thinks I'm here,
I'm actually gonna--
You're hilarious. She's hilarious.
You should get ready.
You're gonna look so cute,
in a brave way.
[Ominous music playing]
[speaking Russian]
[hisses through teeth]
Ooh
Uh
V, if you're hiding something,
we can figure it out together.
Even if we each only have pieces.
Please, what do you kno--
[Head clatters]
What's best for you.
Even if you hate me for it.
[Hair rustling]
- [interface chirps]
- [yelps]
[grumbles] Easy, robo-satan.
Not this mirror.
You-- [splutters]
Shhhhh!
[Lizzy] Dude, no one will
notice she's missing.
Just do your thing, and I'll let in V.
We'll see you there.
What the f--
[Liquid drips]
[dark music plays]
[gasps]
[hollers, panting]
Oh, no! Oh-no-oh-no!
No! No time!
[Whispers]
Dapper N.
[Uzi whimpering]
[dark music playing]
[footsteps approaching]
[speaking Russian]
[wind whooshing]
[panting]
[grunts]
N?!
Uzi?
- Why are--
- You look--
- How did--
- I, uh--
- I think something bad--
- I could help,
but you probably don't want me.
No, I could use the help
[Laughs awkwardly]
of you
Being there
[Pensive music playing]
with me.
Dapper buddies.
[AJ Dispirito: "Get Prommed:3"
playing over speakers ♪]
[cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
[Lizzy] Okay, listen up, nerds.
We're doing this a little early,
but since the entire prom court
mysteriously disappeared,
your queen by forfeit is, uh this.
- [All gasp]
- [all screaming]
Oh, we're gonna die!
[V cackles]
[Lizzy] Easy, judgy-bots.
V's my friend.
She's done with the murder,
or whatever.
We've been hanging.
Yes, best friends.
So easily manipulated.
[Cackling]
"Prom queen?"
[groans]
[tense music rising]
[chuckles]
So, forgive and forget,
or I'll get my dad
to dock your frickin' grades!
And you can't sit with us, Rebecca!
Fine! I forgive her.
- Settle.
- She's kinda cute, though.
[Indistinct chatter and applause]
Clap harder, losers!
[Cheers and applause]
Your dress is really cute.
- I, uh
- [All chanting] Speech, speech!
[Grunts]
Not the doors.
Can kill everyone after?
It's not vain.
It's extra sinister.
[Laughs]
[audience cheering]
[clears throat]
Uh
[N] Ha-ha-ha!
Unhand them, you fie-eeeeeend?
I'm confused.
[Lizzy] On second thought,
you're way hotter than Doll.
Run, idiot!
[All screaming]
- [muffled screaming]
- [high-pitched ringing]
[speaking Russian]
[screaming continues]
[grunts]
[V giggling]
[speaking Russian]
[gags and growls]
[dramatic music playing]
[yells]
- Holy crap, what is she doing?
- This isn't what I expected at all.
I guess we should, uh
[Groans]
- Hah!
- [Grunts]
- [all shouting]
- [Khan grunting]
[speaking Russian]
Bite me!
Whoever started this wants us to fight.
I'm not dealing with anything well,
but I'm done dealing
with everything alone.
We move forward together,
or not at all.
[Speaking Russian]
[grunts]
- [blade whooshing]
- [N grunts]
[Uzi groans]
[coughs]
[squelch]
[sighs and cackles]
[system beeping]
[muffled music continues]
- Is this--
- Mine!
- Eww, you look like garbage.
- [V muffled] You frickin' traitor.
As if you weren't using me
to try and kill everyone, Ms. Petty.
Where does this freaking go?
Thank you, Lizzy!
[Both] Shut up, loser.
[Music slows, intensifies]
[exclaims and grunts]
[cackles and groans]
[yelps]
[grunts]
Ugh, quit saving me!
[Yelps] Agh!
[Muffled music continues]
Seriously, don't do that again.
Uzi
- [Shrieks] Okay, your turn!
- Gah!
[Shouts]
[grunts]
[groaning]
[gunshot]
V, we needed her for answers!
What? She's fine. U-Uh
A little tuckered out.
V did that on purpose!
She's hiding mystery stuff
and being over-dramatic about it!
- N! You suck!
- [Groans]
[Uzi] You!
Lucky for you, we're not done yet.
- [Door panel beeps]
- [door hisses]
[footsteps clanking]
[light switch clicks]
- Uh, oh.
- [Chuckles] Nice.
[Suspenseful music plays]
[metal clanking]
Ugh. Self-respect.
Why would a worker drone
Was she eating them?
[Oil squelching]
[high-pitched ringing]
[N hisses through teeth]
I think we found her folks.
- Literally didn't even taste that good.
- V, you kinda suck.
[Giggles] Yeah, I'm not doing okay.
[Sinister music plays]
[speaking Russian]
- [all gasp]
- [gunshot]
[interface whirs, chirps]
[speaking Russian]
[bullet pings]
[speaking Russian]
What?
[Speaking Russian]
What? Oh, don't you dare!
Ugh, I hate it here!
Ah, that's where I left my excuse
to be outside right now.
[Yelps]
[sinister music playing]
[air rushing]
[engines roaring]
[classical music playing]
[squelch]
[interface alarm chiming]
[Tessa] Righteo.
Work to do.
Eh, J?
Maintenance work.
[Alarm beeps]
[dramatic music playing]