Ransom Canyon (2025) s01e03 Episode Script

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[Quinn] Previously on Ransom Canyon.
A piece of fender.
There's no way to trace this
back to the vehicle registration?
Easier finding a needle
in a damn haystack.
[Katherine] Quinn, it's Katherine Bullock.
I need a pianist for next season,
and your name is at the top of my list.
How about instead of trying
to fix my life, you fix your own?
[crying] She's gone.
It's all my fault.
I don't get it.
Are you getting back with him?
- We were getting out of Ransom together.
- I don't know what I want.
[Adam] Austin Water & Power has agreed
to invest in one of Ransom's own
local businesses, Gracie's Dance Hall.
You're making a mistake.
I know you think the world revolves around
you, Staten Kirkland, but it doesn't.
Thought you had that sit-down
with Austin Water & Power.
Why are you so damned interested
in what I'm doing all of a sudden?
- All's going to plan with Cap.
- We're sure about this?
- 'Cause there's no going back.
- That's what I'm counting on.
["Texas Sun" by Khruangbin
and Leon Bridges playing]
You say you like the wind
Blowing through your hair ♪
- Come on, roll with me ♪
- [prison gate buzzes]
Till the sun goes down ♪
[indistinct chatter]
Texas sun ♪
[quick, furtive whistle]
[clears throat]
Come here.
I want to talk to you.
Know about this fight tomorrow?
Heard something about it.
It's time to pick a side.
I expect you'll make the right choice.
Sorry, man.
I don't do sides.
Right.
When I'm far from home
And them cold winds blow ♪
Stuck out somewhere with folks ♪
- [heavy blow lands]
- [quiet grunt]
[grunting and punching continue]
[guard] Grey, you got a visitor.
Texas sun ♪
[cell door buzzes open]
Texas sun ♪
Stand right there.
[door opens]
Step forward.
[relaxed country music fades]
Appreciate you making the drive.
Clearly you're not a very good fighter,
but you are a persuasive writer.
So
Whether your forte is fiction
or nonfiction, that remains to be seen.
This is from the day before
my father left on his final tour.
[quiet, intriguing music playing]
Yeah, yeah, that's Linc, all right.
Your dad was a good man.
I remember your mother too.
She showed up to Linc's funeral,
and Cap sent her on her way.
Still, what you're proposing
Is mutually beneficial.
You put in a good word
with your buddy on the parole board,
and I make sure
Cap Fuller sells to Water & Power.
I see you've done your homework.
Well
I had a lot of free time.
Huh.
What if he doesn't sell? Hmm?
What then?
Then I take it from him.
Where do we start?
[footsteps approaching]
This the emergency I needed to come for?
Tangled Christmas lights?
- They're for ambiance.
- Is that right?
Yes.
Thank you.
So, what's got you so stressed?
I guess it's just, well, I
I've pushed this reopening party on Quinn,
and and if it doesn't go well, she's
never gonna take my ideas seriously again.
You're the one who got her the money
to keep this place afloat, right?
Yeah.
That's the only idea that matters.
Oh.
Hey.
Tonight's gonna be great. Trust me.
Now, breathe.
[exhales]
Good. Yeah.
[soft, poignant music playing]
[Lauren sighs]
- You skipping work again today?
- I'll just take a couple days off.
Pick the house up a bit
before your mom comes home.
Not the first time she needed some space.
She'll be back.
- Dad, we've talked about this--
- I said she'll be back, okay?
You're mad at me, aren't you?
I'm the one who told her to fix her life,
and now she's gone, and you blame me.
Ain't that right?
Your mother's not gone,
and I don't blame you.
Let's just drop it, okay?
Hey, have a good day.
[melancholy music playing]
[Quinn] That's a lot of lights.
- Do you hate it? You hate it.
- No, Ellie, I don't hate it.
Oh my God,
this whole night is gonna be a disaster.
I'm running out of twinkle lights,
two bartenders already called in sick,
and, um, the beer cooler's
officially busted.
- What?
- That one I have under control though.
What the hell's Staten doing here?
- Fixing the cooler.
- Yeah, I can see that. Why him?
We always call Staten.
- [loud thuds]
- Oh God.
Oh God, okay, excuse me.
No, not there.
[phone vibrates]
[wistful music playing]
- [Staten] The cooler's fixed.
- [gasps]
[Staten] Oh, whoa.
Sorry about that.
[Quinn sighs]
Look, I know that I'm on your shit list.
But Ellie asked me to come over
and fix the beer cooler.
It's fine, I appreciate it.
So, how'd your party end up?
Well, it it wasn't my party.
And my night kind of ended
as soon as you left.
So
So does fixing the cooler
for the enemy make you complicit
in our slow, collective, inevitable death?
Yeah, maybe.
[Quinn] Mm.
Maybe.
So I'm guessing
I won't see you here tonight.
Do you want to see me here tonight?
There's a few single girls coming.
I'm sure they'd all love to dance
with Staten Kirkland.
Oh. Right.
[Samuel] Hot damn!
Quinn O'Grady, you and Ellie
have done a hell of a job
restoring old Gracie's to her former self.
I thought he left.
Yeah, well, I guess the old man
isn't finished politicking yet.
Come on, son, let's order.
[sentimental music playing]
All right.
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
All right.
Hey.
How's my hair?
Uh, it's It's good, why?
All right. Don't get mad.
And if you tell me not to do it,
I won't do it.
But my dad's got some reporter
coming over to interview me
about the night at the ghost house
for the local news.
- Reid--
- I know. I know. What am I supposed to do?
He won't take no for an answer,
and I just
I can't stand him
being disappointed in me.
It's okay.
Is he gonna say anything?
- Lucas.
- No. No, no, no. He's not like that.
Yeah. I'll talk to him, okay?
Okay.
You're the best.
[footsteps receding]
- [sighs]
- [class bell rings]
[indistinct chatter]
- Hey, can I talk to you, please?
- Not now.
Look, I understand you're angry,
but if you give me a chance to explain--
You realize not everything's about you,
don't you?
Of course I do.
What is going on with you?
It's my brother.
We got into a fight, now he's missing.
I have no idea where he is
or if he'll be back.
Okay, well then, how can I help?
I have the keys to the cheer van.
We can go check Kit's usual spots.
How would Reid feel about that?
That's actually what I was, uh,
hoping to talk to you about.
[soft music playing]
You're not gonna
talk about what really happened
at the ghost house, are you?
He's just worried, so
I'll keep the fact that your ex-boyfriend
is a liar to myself.
Or is he not your ex anymore?
No need to answer that.
Reid's comfortable to you.
I really hope
he can make you happy this time.
[man 1] Will you put that down?
[man 2] No. Yo, Freddie,
this could totally come in handy.
[Freddie] Quit screwing around, Vern.
[Vern] Come on, man,
check this bad boy out.
Yeah, that's a man's tool.
[Freddie] Shut up. Pay for those.
- [Vern] We don't need to pay for anything.
- Are you an idiot?
Last thing we need
is for every cop in this county
to be out here looking for us.
[metallic clattering]
["Devil Within" by Wayne Murray
& Andrew Britton plays]
Head above the water ♪
Trying to take my sin ♪
Somebody call my lawyer ♪
'Cause I don't wanna get in ♪
You know I'm good
with the devil within ♪
I'm about ready
to set the night on fire ♪
Watch out, y'all ♪
You don't want none of this ♪
It ain't so bad ♪
I'm getting good with the devil within ♪
Damn it!
I'm about ready
to set the night on fire ♪
[upbeat rock music fades]
[Yancy] This guy Freddie, he's dangerous.
- Does he know you're in Ransom?
- I don't know.
I don't think so.
If he sticks around long enough,
he's gonna put two and two together.
And if he does?
He'll do damage.
Probably squeeze us for a cut.
- Blow my cover--
- No, no, we can't have that, not now.
God damn.
[tense music playing]
[groans]
You got a screwdriver?
[vehicle passing]
[Freddie and Vern arguing indistinctly]
[Freddie] You don't smell?
You smell like week-old catfish. Let's go.
[Vern] I smell natural is how I smell.
- [Freddie] It's called deodorant, dipshit.
- I smell normal.
[Yancy exhales]
[phone line ringing]
Hey, I'm on 87 North,
and there's a car swerving out here
like a damn water skier.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
It's LHD 8439.
Thanks.
Truck door, huh?
Yeah, that's what I get
for not paying attention.
Although, technically, uh,
it is your fault.
My fault?
Not to split hairs here,
but you did send me to the store.
Ah, right.
Well, I, um, apologize.
You're good at this. Do you miss it?
Nursing?
Sometimes, but, um, mostly not.
I loved it at first. I did.
But?
But doing that job starts to
take a toll.
But now I, um
I'm trying to find my way again.
Keep this dry for a few days,
and I'll take the stitches out next week.
And, hey
take it easy out there, cowboy.
Get some rest tonight. Nurse's orders.
And miss your big opening?
No way.
[horse whinnies softly]
Had a feeling I'd find you out here.
Always going for a ride
when you get stressed.
Just like Daddy used to.
Gonna saddle that other horse,
or are you afraid your big sister's
still faster than you?
[Quinn laughs]
I wouldn't count on it.
["Feels Good" by O.N.E the Duo playing]
- [woman] Here we go!
- [Quinn] Here we go! Come on, let's go!
Come on, buddy!
[laughs]
Come on, buddy!
I don't care if it's country
Or if it's rock and roll ♪
'Cause if it moves my body
It feels good in my soul ♪
Feels good in my soul ♪
Feels good in my soul ♪
Come on.
[bright country song ends]
You sandbagged it at the end.
[horse squeals]
I did no such thing.
You're so full of it.
You could never just take the win.
So, what's bugging you?
Am I that lame and predictable?
I mean, yeah.
I think I'm just nervous about tonight.
Who knows,
maybe Davis Collins will show up.
[laughs quietly]
It's about time you stopped pining
after that Staten Kirkland.
You know I'm right.
I always appreciate you
dissecting my love life for me, Ang.
So how's Tim doing?
He's milking that busted leg
for all it's worth, but he's fine.
I should get back and check on him.
I'm serious about Davis, Quinn.
There's a future there.
[horse whinnies]
[pensive music playing]
[Jack] Tim breaks his leg
and now Reid's the town hero?
That asshole's had a hall pass
his entire life.
Remember when he hit Adam Bolin in
fifth grade and said it was an accident?
You or I, we're expelled,
but Reid Collins
Just how it goes, I guess.
[brakes squeal]
We're not gonna talk about
him and Lauren getting back together?
What's there to talk about?
I mean, I was fucking fooling myself
thinking I might have a chance.
Shut up.
[stirring music playing]
He's back.
Kit?
Kit!
There he is.
I picked up some groceries,
a couple nice steaks.
Figured we, uh, throw it on the grill
before we hit up Gracie's.
Where have you been?
[Kit] You know, working.
Like hell. Bar W foreman
said you hadn't been in for days.
Kit, I thought you were dead, or gone, or
I was just doing a little side hustle.
We agreed.
No more side hustles.
Look, you were right.
I had my head up my ass
thinking Dad was gonna come back.
I just had to run a few errands
to get us back above water.
What errands, Kit?
You let me worry about that.
All you need to worry about
is lighting that grill up for us.
[ominous music playing]
[birds calling]
[door opens]
[door closes]
You know, your grandfather
used to sit there just like that.
Warriors, the both of you.
Ha!
So I take it you're not coming?
I don't know,
I don't think she wants to see me.
Huh.
Your grandmother,
she left the old man for a time.
She ran off to Oklahoma
with some kid who did roping for movies.
[Samuel laughs]
Things would have been a bit different
for you and me if that panned out.
[chuckles]
So what happened?
Dad, he got her back, clearly.
I'll never forget him
looking at me and saying, "Son,
some things are worth fighting for."
["Second One to Know"
by Chris Stapleton playing]
Don't put my love on your back burner ♪
Never let anything that hot get cold ♪
- And if you ever change your mind ♪
- [Quinn greeting]
Want to leave my love behind ♪
Just let me be the second one to know ♪
Hi! Cheers!
[party chatter]
Yeah, the second one to know ♪
I like it.
Hold up my right hand
Swear to the Promised Land ♪
How are you two holding up?
Uh, we're all right.
Listen, I just want you both to know that
I am here for you during this trying time.
[clears throat]
I heard that Margaret moved out.
Thanks. I mean, yeah, it's--
It's It's incorrect, I'm afraid.
Margaret's just back east
visiting her sister.
Oh.
Well, that's a relief.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Well, you two enjoy your night.
- You bet.
- Will do. Thank you. [laughs]
Hey, uh, yeah, what was that?
That is none of that gossip
Angie O'Grady's business.
So what', you're gonna continue lying?
You really think that's gonna help?
No, I don't,
but I know something that will.
Great.
[laughs] You guys are gonna love
the show tonight. It's gonna be so good.
- We really--
- There she is.
- Hey.
- Hey.
So I realized as I was driving over
that I was bringing
flowers to a flower farmer, but
- They're beautiful.
- Yeah?
Well, I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
Um, I'm gonna put these in some water.
Okay.
[uneasy music playing]
- Vote for me in November, all right?
- Or don't. Or don't.
[indistinct chatter and laughter]
[sighs]
Two whiskeys, got it.
["Wildfire" by Savvy & Mandy playing]
Got a bite like hell
And a kiss just like heaven ♪
I don't blame you, boy
But I don't need your attention ♪
[phone vibrates]
I'll only hurt you
Leave you high and dry ♪
Am I interrupting?
No, definitely not.
Congratulations, Quinn.
Oh, wow. This is too much.
Thank you, Mr. Kirkland.
I'd like to take credit,
but that was all Staten.
Honey, you've crossed the line
And there's no turning back from me ♪
It's quite a thing you've done here.
I tell you, I
can't see how taking that investment
was a wrong move.
- I mean, can you?
- No, not from where I'm standing.
I wish you'd tell that to my son.
Yeah, I'm afraid
I'm the last person he'd listen to.
You both know that
he was good to Amalah.
But he loves you, Quinn, he always has.
And I know he can be stupid,
and bullheaded,
and Lord knows he's bad at talking,
but I see the way he looks at you.
The way he's always looked at you.
Sometimes I think you might be
the only person he'd listen to.
Hey!
I should make the rounds. Excuse me.
Honey, you've crossed the line
And there's no turning back from me ♪
I'm like a wildfire
You don't wanna get too close ♪
I'll take you higher
Than you've ever been before ♪
Excuse me.
So you got time to drown yourself in drink
but no time to return my calls, that it?
How many times I have to tell you
to let these damn theories go?
It's not a theory, Dan, it's a lead.
I got confirmation.
That piece of bumper is from a blue F-250.
- And the chop shop I messaged you--
- Yeah, is a dead end.
And firmly out of my jurisdiction.
Why don't you call Bandera PD and let them
deal with your stubborn ass, hmm?
Ransom's finest, huh?
[Dan] Let's do it again, buddy.
Oh, yes!
Another round of shots for the ladies.
[women exclaiming delightedly]
- You might want to go easy tonight, Kit.
- Ah, don't be a buzzkill, brother. Here.
Go put some Skynyrd on.
And hey
try and have a little fun.
All right, cheers!
- [woman] All right!
- [woman 2] Cheers.
- [billiard balls clacking]
- [Kit] Ooh!
- [women chattering excitedly]
- [Kit clears throat]
I'll take that one. Thank you.
[Davis] Forty-two yards.
Forty-one, maybe, max.
Come on!
- Maybe--
- Staten, come here!
[lively country music playing]
Are you aware that your nephew
is starting quarterback now?
Yeah, I think so.
- You see him on the news today, senator?
- [Samuel] We sure did. Hometown hero.
- That's right.
- It was nothing, really.
No! He's just being modest.
Ain't you, son?
Uh, yeah, I just do
what my dad taught me to do.
[Davis] That's right.
If people are in trouble
or the town needs help, then we show up.
Yes, we do.
All right, well, if you'll excuse me.
Excuse me.
Hey.
Hi.
- Thank you for coming.
- Thank you for letting me in.
Mm. [chuckles lightly]
I'm really happy for you, Quinn. I am.
Thanks.
What?
Staten Kirkland.
- Angie!
- Hmm.
How are you?
Aw, just prouder than heck
of our girl here.
Yeah, that's that's nice.
A little birdie told me that Sarah Reese
is gunning for a dance with you.
Is that right?
[Angie] Mm-hmm.
I think I'll need
a few more of these first.
You guys enjoy.
[Angie] Hm.
So, in your head,
was that was that smooth?
I mean, yeah.
[women] Cheers. Woo!
- [Kit clears throat]
- [women laughing in background]
Yes, it's high time
that I found my way ♪
You got a fucking problem?
I see Kit's back.
Must be a relief.
You'd think so.
Yeah, I get it.
Apparently, I'm playing
designated driver too tonight.
[thud, glass breaking]
[people gasping and exclaiming]
[Lauren] Dad, stop!
- [grunts]
- [struggling]
[grunts]
[groaning]
[all clamoring]
[grunting aggressively]
[music halts]
Hey. [shushes]
Shit!
[intense music playing]
[tap squeaks on]
Shirt!
[Quinn sighs]
[woman] It's like watching Misty Copeland
dance barefoot over hot coals.
- Katherine.
- [Katherine chuckles]
- Your fingers deserve better, Quinn.
- What are you doing here?
Well, I came to talk some sense into you.
I was in Austin for a conference.
Your voicemail was full,
and I don't give up easily.
About that, I'm I'm so sorry.
Oh, no apology necessary.
Quinn, excuse me, um,
it's time.
Go, we'll talk later.
- Have a drink. It's on the house.
- [laughs] Okay.
Mm.
Okay.
[clears throat] Hi, y'all.
[people cheering]
Wow, thank you!
Well, thank you
for coming tonight, finally. [laughs]
Um, this has been
a dream of mine for a long time.
So thank you for making it a reality.
[cheers and applause]
I hope y'all keep coming back.
[applause and whistling]
Now, let's give a warm Ransom welcome
to Charley Crockett.
[cheers and applause]
["Spade" by Charley Crockett starts]
I'm calling a spade
My mind has done been made ♪
That's what the man, he said ♪
Then he threw his money down
And then passed the cards around ♪
This weren't no children's game ♪
He said his name
Was just a passing thing ♪
While I looked at him confused ♪
But I soon knew what he meant ♪
With his revolver spent ♪
On everything but me ♪
[twangy country music
continues in distance]
[crickets chirping]
You okay?
Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. [sniffs]
Hey, it's okay, it was just a bar fight.
[Lauren exhales]
Just wish I knew
why your dad hates Kit so much.
It's not just Kit he hates.
[Lauren sighs]
Kai took him home in a patrol car,
but not before he blamed me
for the whole thing
for everything.
[Lauren sighs]
[cheers and applause]
[Charley] Appreciate that.
Thank you kindly.
People always ask me, they say,
"Charley, what's that song about?"
Well, I tell them the truth,
it's about two or three minutes.
[all laughing, applause]
All right, boys, let's slow it down.
[playing "I Need Your Love"]
Tell me, tell me, darlin' ♪
Who's gonna help you carry the load? ♪
♪I know you're leavin'
You say it's best I be travelin' on ♪
Many times I acted foolish ♪
Shouldn't you go find Sarah Reese?
Only ever wanted to dance with you, Quinn.
And all of my good times
Would up and walk away ♪
I need your love, pretty darlin' ♪
I've got to have all of your love ♪
I need it so much ♪
Listen, I I I
Shh.
How you got me feelin' this way? ♪
I need your love, pretty baby ♪
Yes, I've got to have all of your love ♪
I need it so much ♪
And it's strange
How you got me feelin' this way ♪
I need your love ♪
You, uh, mind if I cut in?
Actually I do, we just started.
Well, now you're finished.
All right, that's enough of that.
Oh, come on. What kind of man
waits until another shows an interest
before he's willing to make a move?
- Come on, take it easy.
- No, you got no sense of honor.
Honor?
You're a goddamn snake, Davis,
you always have been.
And it makes me sick to see you
push your son to be like you.
Excuse me?
Making him peddle
that bullshit hometown hero story.
Okay, guys, I think
one bar fight is enough for tonight.
You better watch your mouth, Staten.
- You've got no idea.
- Yeah, I was there, Davis.
I was there.
And I love the kid, but he ain't no hero,
and I think you know that.
Okay.
- Why are you doing this?
- I'm just telling the truth.
- Here we go.
- [Davis] Okay. [chuckles]
All right. Tell him, son.
- Tell him it's true.
- Davis.
Tell him.
Go on, tell him.
Dad, I
[Davis] Go on.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm really sorry.
[Davis clears throat]
We're leaving.
I need your love, pretty darling ♪
Said I've got to have all of your love ♪
I need it so much, and it's strange ♪
How you got me feeling this way ♪
I need your love, pretty baby ♪
That wasn't very nice.
Come on, he's using his son
like a damn chess piece.
- Did your dad drag you here tonight?
- What?
Did he tell you to come here?
No I mean
we talked about it, drove here together.
What kind of whiskey did you get me?
He said it was your idea.
I would think you'd know what it was.
Yeah, well, he says
a lot of things, Quinn.
He's a professional bullshit artist.
So you don't know?
I What does it matter?
It doesn't.
I guess none of it does.
[footsteps receding]
- [romantic country song ends]
- [cheers and applause]
[Charley] Thank you kindly.
[man] Hey, there, handsome.
[metal jingling]
Did you really think
you can get rid of me that easy?
Let's go for a little walk.
[Southern rock music playing]
[man] Hey, can we, uh, get that round?
Oh. Sorry. Coming right up.
Ah!
Hey! Buy you a beer, son?
What did you say to Quinn?
What do you mean?
I know what you're doing.
You stay the hell out of my business,
do you understand me?
I'm just trying to help you see what
you're missing. I'm worried about you.
Don't do that.
You're not worried about me,
you're worried about your re-election.
About what it might look like
if our state senator
can't get his own family
to sign off on this stupid pipeline.
You know,
I forgot how far you are willing to go.
But to get to me by going through her?
What the
What the hell is wrong with you?
You listen to me, boy.
That pipeline's gonna run,
make no mistake about it.
But I'm trying to find a solution that
benefits everyone, first and foremost you.
Uh-huh.
Now, if that effort
isn't recognized or appreciated,
I'm sure there's plenty of solutions
that just might not factor you in. Hmm?
We understand each other?
No.
No, I will never understand you.
I'm gonna leave
before I say something I can't take back.
I imagine you can get a ride home.
- Oh, I'll walk if I have to.
- Good.
And you sure as hell
better not be there when I get back.
Leonard's adamant about doing
Prokofiev's "Piano Concerto Number Two."
- Oh.
- And you, my dear,
are the only pianist
I've ever heard to do it justice.
Those jumps in the third step
still give me nightmares.
[laughs]
You do realize
that people train their entire lives
and still only have half your talent.
It's wasted here.
You know why I walked away.
Look. Don't answer me now.
Think about it. Take your time.
Auditions are in six weeks.
You're meant for more than this, Quinn.
We both know it.
[pensive music playing]
You could have told me about your mom.
I don't know, I guess crying to someone
who's been through it twice just felt
selfish.
My dad's the
the reason, you know?
For me ending things with you.
That's why you got back with Reid.
No. Uh
I think part of me did it
just 'cause I thought
it would help me get over you, but
Honestly, like,
you're all I think about every day.
- We can be together. Do you want that?
- Yes.
It's just, my my dad can't know, though.
You mean nobody can know.
I mean
But we know. [sniffs]
Right? That's all that matters.
So just keep on lying?
Hiding?
Okay, I know it's not perfect.
Lauren, I
I can't do that.
[sentimental music playing]
I'm sorry.
[footsteps receding]
Isn't it funny how things change ♪
[takes shuddering breath, sniffles]
As each minute seems to fade
And how I ♪
Thought you'd always stay ♪
But when you sign up for love ♪
Seems like you're always bound
to heartbreaking, I know ♪
I know you're tired of me
I'm tired of myself too, baby ♪
Darkness is honesty
I don't even know how else to be ♪
Feel locked inside with the key ♪
Can somebody please set me free? ♪
Why can't you just let me be? ♪
I'm already my own enemy ♪
Screw it.
[emotional music playing]
[crying]
[panting]
[sniffles]
[tires screech]
What are you doing?
- Are you trying to get yourself killed?
- No.
I was trying to do this.
[tender music playing]
Feel locked inside with the key ♪
Can somebody please set me free? ♪
Why can't you just let me be? ♪
I'm already my own enemy ♪
- [rain pattering]
- [thunder crashes]
[knocking on door]
I said find yourself
somewhere else to stay!
[intriguing music playing]
[rapid knocking]
I said you're not welcome here!
He kicked me out.
I got nowhere else to go.
[thunder rumbles]
Oh shit.
[soft, gentle music playing]
[music fades out]