Tamon's B-Side (2025) s01e03 Episode Script

You're One of Those Insane Fans

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EYES ON YOU! We are F/ACE!
Hello! I'm Tamon Fukuhara.
Hello! I'm Ouri Sakaguchi.
It's been hot every day, but are you
all still alive, my girlfriends?
Today on our show
Fukuhara & Sakaguchi
Want to Make Shaved Ice!
we're going to be making shaved ice
to deliver you some chill.
Yay!
Apparently if you melt the ice just
before shaving it, it turns out fluffy.
I'll make it all gloopy
and melty with my love.
This here is called a microwave.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Oh, Tamon-kun.
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I want to be a trampoline.
I want to exist as the mechanism
that catapults them to stardom.
Yay!
We're up so high!
The sky is so close!
Lastly, we're gonna top these off
with some fruit.
These look really good. Let's try one.
Romantic fantasies are fun,
but they're just fantasies.
Here, open wide!
I don't want to be the impurity
that pollutes such a precious space.
Come on, Tamon-kun.
We shouldn't be eating just
It's good.
So even if he calls me special
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Tamon-kun trying to dote on
Ouri-kun on today's F/ACE Channel is
You're special, Kinoshita-san.
No, no, no, no. Hang on a second!
That was the necklace
I picked out, right?!
Did he kiss it? Did he actually kiss it!?
Why was he even wearing that
on national TV, anyway?!
And before all that I mean
Tamon-kun trying to dote
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was special and how
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No matter what he's doing,
Tamon-kun never forgets about his fans
Hey!! It's just like sweeet magic!! Aha!
Hi, it's me!
The one with that killer smile!
Stealing your gaze with a shocking style!
Smooth as ever, I escort you
And this voice, seducing you
Ah, come on, let's dance;
I'm aiming straight for your heart
I am your ace darlin'
Confidence? Yeah, I've got plenty
Please Please
Whisper just to me, call my name
You're too popular,
it drives me crazy and I'm not okay
But I'm sorry, losing's not my thing
Hey, girl
Look this way!
I see your smile, smile, smile,
I wanna make it all mine
Crash, crash, crash,
our special connection shines
Dance, dance,
our world is non-stop groovin'
I'll show you my perfect
A-side, side, side
And my private B-side, side, side;
I'll show you everything
So take my hand and let's roll
Sweet Sweet Sweet magic!!
Sweetie honey Sweetie honey
Sweetie honey Sweetie honey
It's a spell that makes your heart race
We can't go back
You're falling in love with me, c'mon!
Sweetie honey
Sweet Sweet Sweet magic!!
Your face is
absolutely glowing today, Ouri.
You're One of Those Insane Fans
No, wait
Your face is glowing
to the max today, Ouri!
No, wait. That's not right either.
What am I even saying?
Are you all right?
Working too hard isn't good for you.
Sorry, I'm trying to write out
the script for tomorrow's show,
and I keep getting stuck.
You write the scripts yourself?!
Well, they do prepare a script for us,
but there are free talk sections.
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Fukuhara: (Free talk)
Fukuhara: (Say whatever you'd like)
Fukuhara: (Poke fun at Ouri-kun)
Fukuhara: (Go with the flow)
If I don't make sure this is solid,
I'm definitely going to break character
So I'm writing a script within a script.
Uh, this script seems pretty awful.
I end up with Ouri-kun quite a bit, too
I still need to have
a meeting with Ouri-kun
and variety shows are scary so scary.
So I guess you and Ouri-kun
were just close for the cameras.
I'm so sorry for shattering your dreams!
The best thing would be for us
to actually get along
But you know how I am. I haven't
opened up to the others very much.
I know I'm a jerk for swaying people's
hearts like some kind of con artist!
But There's nothing else
I can do about it!
Please just arrest me!
Throw me into the slammer
for fake friend crimes!
Punish me for not having
the courage to be myself!
I'm so moved!
You've been working this hard behind
the scenes to try to make us fans happy.
And
Your acting skills are so perfect
that we never have had any doubt!
You truly are amazing!
You're a master of showing us dreams!
Please be proud of that, Tamon-kun!
Whoops, I'll get back to work.
Tonight's dinner will be ginger pork!
Well, I'll see you later.
I guess I'll try out
a new recipe once I get home.
If it's good, maybe Tamon—
Whoa!
I-I'm so sorry. I wasn't watching
where I was going.
Oh, no. Are you all right?
Huh?
Are you hurt at all?
Ouri-kun?!
Please give me your heart, my princess.
Ouri Sakaguchi-kun.
With his clean-cut good looks
and his overflowing privilege,
he's considered F/ACE's prince.
Both of his parents
are famous entertainers,
and he's a thoroughbred who's been in ads
and TV shows since he was in grade school.
He also has a lot of older fans,
making him a popular member
who's right up there with Tamon-kun.
I-It's actually him!
Ouri-kun, please keep your hands
reserved just for Tamon-kun!
I'm so sorry!
I guess she must be a fan
Huh?
No way. Where's my homemade fan?
Did I forget it at Tamon-kun's place?!
He's not answering
What?! You're not done yet?!
Um, Fukuhara-sama
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
How careless!
Man, you seriously suck
at everything you do.
What if some crazy fan like me
just waltzed into your place?!
Yes, I am absolute trash.
Quit giving me excuses!
Man, you piss me off!
Just shut up and write already!
Yesh, sir!
Stalker Break In!
Hey, what's taking so long,
you damn slowpoke?!
I'm exhausted from the shoot today,
but I was kind enough
to come check on you!
Do you understand that? Huh?!
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry, kind Ouri-kun!
Finish it up in a minute!
Whut?
Wow, it sure is hot today!
Make sure you don't
work too hard, Tamon-kun.
Oh? We bumped into each other
earlier, didn't we?
Did you follow me here?
Oh, you must be looking for this.
This is such a lovely fan. So please
be careful not to drop it again!
Huh? Did it look like we were arguing?
We're together every day,
so we do get into little spats
now and then, right, Tamon-kun?
Huh? Uh, I
Oh, you! You're surprisingly
a little troublemaker sometimes, Ouri!
You little stinker.
I just get so worked up
when I'm with you, Tamon-kun.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
You were smacking him.
With this fan that's meant
to worship Tamon-kun
You took it to his head
and went thwack! Thwack!
Unconditional love for Tamon Fukuhara
That is unforgivable Unbelievable!
I can't believe you
h-h-h-hit Tamon-kun.
Kinoshita-san, please calm down.
I'm totally fine.
What? You're not even my fan?
Hey!
That hurts! Lemme go!
Do not strike our god's sacred scalp!
Farewell!
Are you all right?!
Your scalp's already damaged
from all the bleaching! No more!
My skin's the one thing that's tough,
so I'm fine.
And
Ouri-kun is always like that,
so I'm used to it.
Don't get used to that!
I'm sorry. Oh
Our meeting about tomorrow
Ah.
You've got some nerve
throwing me out like that.
You've definitely caught my interest.
As if that'd ever happen, you dumbass!
Apologize, damn it!
I'm so sorry!
Why the hell are you apologizing?!
This is all my fault.
I'll get blacklisted and blackballed
for ruining tomorrow's shoot!
In 30 years, my shady business will fail
and I'll make the news! Sorry in advance!
So what if you ruin the shoot?
Don't forget that you're able to
influence a whole economy
So bad that it became a hit
Tamon Fukuhara
Standing Stiff Acrylic Stand
just by standing in place!
Hey, don't ignore me!
Who the hell are you?
I'm Gloomyha no.
I'm Fukuhara-san's housekeeper.
So you're just a housekeeper.
Heck, even fans don't walk around
with a fan like that.
I don't really need to guess.
You're one of those insane fans.
Sure am.
What's so good about this?
Shake
Quiver
He's completely different
from his public persona.
Even in this situation,
he's just some quivering loser.
Seriously it makes me sick
that a guy like this is our center.
What are you talking about?
Wherever Tamon-kun is standing
is literally the center of the world.
It doesn't matter if he's
sexy and wild or a loser.
Tamon's idea
Tamon-kun is Tamon-kun.
Earth's axis
Wherever Tamon-kun is standing
is the Earth's axis.
Day
Night
The North Pole is Gloomyhara-san.
The South Pole is Hottiehara-kun.
What are you even talking about?!
So you don't even care
about his personality?
There're always people like you.
The asskissers who just keep smiling
no matter who they're dealing with.
They don't even have a sliver of pride.
They're absolute pieces of shit.
What?!
Ta
"Tamon-kun is God!"
What?
Kinoshita-san isn't like that!
She doesn't care
if people think she's insane.
She's truly a kind and brave person
who can get mad for the sake of others.
She's nothing like
the people you're talking about!
Damn it, Ouri! How many times do
I have to tell you not to break things?!
What do we do about this door?!
Shut up! It's not my fault!
Have some bubble tea and calm down.
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm awful at opening up my heart,
yet my home's door is so open
it doesn't exist anymore. I'm so sorry.
Tamon-kun,
please work
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Fukuhara: (Free talk)
Fukuhara: (Say whatever you'd like)
Fukuhara: (Poke fun at Ouri-kun)
Fukuhara: (Go with the flow)
Well, I'll be going now, but
Right. Thank you
for everything you did today.
Will you really be okay being alone with
someone that clearly is lacking calcium?
Well, it looks like Ouri-kun
is going home now, too.
Well, that's a relief.
Um, Kinoshita-san
Yes?
It's nothing.
Okay, see you.
I'll do my best at tomorrow's shoot,
so please watch.
Yes! Of course!
I need to keep making
as much money as possible
for the sake of Tamon-kun's future, too!
Hey!
What is it?
Don't you dare tell a soul
about what you saw today.
If you're talking about your
true nature, I won't tell anyone.
What do you want?
What?
To ensure you'll keep your mouth shut.
I just told you that I won't tell anyone.
Well, I don't trust you.
You want me to make him do things for you?
He'll do whatever I tell him t—
Ow!
Insult Tamon-kun one more time,
and your life ends right now.
H-How the hell is she so strong?
Just please tell him
to live happy and healthy.
Also, since you're so worried
about your true nature
I couldn't care less
about people I dislike.
Not only will I not tell a soul,
I won't ever speak of you again.
So please don't worry.
Goodbye.
Summer vacation starts tomorrow,
but don't have too much fun out there!
Yes, ma'am!
Tamon-kun, I'm sure it's awful
to have an enemy so close by,
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Tamon-kun is the absolute center
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I wonder what it is.
Huh? You're shooting?
Why so out of the blue?
A new song? Heck yeah!
A ballad, huh?
It's so good.
But this is completely different
from our other songs.
This is a first for a lead song.
So it's a heartbreak song
So sad
We will be selecting a new center with this song
What?!
Huh?
But Tamon-kun's supposed to be
the permanent center of F/ACE.
"Center"
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Center.
A special position reserved for only
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Wh-Wh-Wha
Wha
What do you mean?!
Gloomyhara-san!
I saw the commercial for your new show!
I firmly believe that
there's absolutely no reason
for them to have to
choose another center!
You guys were saying a bunch
of things like how it's a ballad
or it's different from
your usual up-tempo songs
But starting a project like this
just because of that
is just so incredibly rude
toward you, Tamon-kun!
P-Please calm down, Kinoshita-san.
Um Ouri-kun's been wanting to be
the center for quite some time now
So that's why we're doing this project.
What?!
Ouri-kun's both popular and talented,
so I think he's the right fit
for the center.
But
I can't imagine Tamon-kun
not being our center!
Heh.
That little
I don't have much confidence,
so I can't really blame anyone
if I'm not chosen
Whoa!
Your fans
We will be there to support you
no matter where you're singing from.
But You want to make everyone
in the world smile, don't you?
So you shouldn't be
giving up now, should you?!
H-Honestly
Yes?
The day this project was decided
Shake
Yes?
I was so frustrated that I cried
into my pillow until it was sopping wet!
I love you.
It's summer vacation.
And the world seems to be excited
for festivals, beach trips, or whatever
But that doesn't apply to us.
We all know that, right?
The special program to pick
a new center for F/ACE
The first episode airs tonight.
Is
this
thing
rigged?!
Is this thing rigged?
If Tamon-kun gets judged unfairly,
Huuuuh?
Huh?
Is this thing rigged?
Is
this
thing
rigged?!
I'm pretty sure I might arm myself
and attack their agency.
We're
not
going
to
let
you
get
away
with
this!
We're not going to
let you get away with this!
I have no idea what I might
be capable of I'm so scared.
Is this thing rigged?!
Is
this
thing
rigged?!
In order to make sure we are
able to calmly watch this show,
let's review exactly who F/ACE is.
The sexy & wild one
Member color: Red
First, we have the current center,
our beloved Tamon-kun.
Insanely hot standing up,
insanely hot sitting down.
He's literally just a god when he walks.
The relaxing one
Member color: Green
Next up, is the leader,
Keito Tachibana-kun.
He's the approachable one
you can imagine actually dating.
The angel
Member color: Yellow
What about Natsuki Ishibashi-kun?
He's the cunningly cute type of pro idol.
The cool one
Member color: Purple
Then what about Rintaro Kai-kun?
He seems really mature and mysterious.
The prince
Member color: Blue
And then we have the projected winner
of this race, Ouri Sakaguchi-kun.
His strengths are
how frail and sensitive he is.
He's voted the celebrity most likely to
get whooshed away by cherry blossoms.
Pretty sure they meant he'd go
rip out a cherry blossom tree.
There were definitely some Ouri fans
that didn't like that Tamon-kun's
been the permanent center.
Back then, Tamon-kun managed
to take first place in an upset
But everyone kept saying Ouri-kun
was a shoo-in at the beginning.
Hey, look!
It's starting!
Okay, girls. Let's focus!
Sharpen your vision!
Of course!
The title of the new song is "RAIN."
It takes the regrets a man feels when
he realizes the weight of what he's lost
and turns it into a lyrical melody
a ballad about heartbreak.
And for the first episode
We will be having a visual battle
where the theme is "heartache."
Heartache!!!
Who can best express
the sentimental feelings from the song?
Singing Expert
Dance Expert
We will be judging using a point system.
Our first one up is Ouri Sakaguchi.
Use this short script
to express the utmost heartache.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Don't go
Oh the heartache!
The rain drizzling down in the sunset
Dance Expert
Singing Expert
Producer
Cherry blossoms that
won't be seen again until next year.
The night wind brushing
against his cheek
The cicadas' cries being
absorbed into the rocks!
So this is the legendary happy meal
of sentimentality?
Well done.
Everyone stay calm.
I feel bad for Ouri-kun for saying this,
but this didn't go beyond my expectations.
The one who'll surpass our expectations
Yes, it's always Tamon-kun.
Tamon-kun's going to pull this off!
So that everyone in the world can smile!
Yeah!
You're right!
Don't go.
I gained notoriety and praise.
Don't go.
I'm insanely hot and an amazing dancer.
I could have any girl I want
Don't go!
So why don't I ever feel fulfilled?
The melancholy felt
by the most desired man.
This is not sadness
from something lost
But the thirst of a king who wants
it all because he wants for nothing.
Producer
Dance Expert
Singing Expert
This doesn't fit with the song at all
H-He's so cool!
If Ouri-kun is a fleeting flower,
then Tamon-kun is a diamond
that won't shatter for eternity!
I know, right?
That needs to be in the textbooks!
Instant crying!!
Exactly why are they
choosing another center?
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On that day, the followers of the
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Tamon-kun's life completely
lacked the concept of heartbreak.
Tamon-kun, great job today!
Y-You, too
But man
Even I didn't think you were
that much of a failure
Only four battles remain.
Looks like I've got it in the bag.
I wonder what kind of look
that housekeeper girl has
on her face right about now.
Hopefully, she's not sick of you.
Well, see you tomorrow!
It's over.
I can't even fall in love with someone,
so how am I even supposed to imagine
what heartbreak feels like?!
The room turned into a field of mushrooms.
The harder I try, the more
I turn into Hottiehara.
That's how I got by all this time,
and everyone's been happy with that.
This incident made me realize my limit.
In the end, that's all I can do.
Gloomyhara-san
Gloomy, gloom.
Wait, what was that?! A mammoth?
Um Gloomyhara-san, what's this sound?
Hey!
Oh, a gorilla.
Stop making this whole area so damn musty!
Now this crap's growing in my room, too!
I'm so sorry!
You live upstairs?
Did you see that?
I showed how a center's meant to be!
Gloomyhara-san, I'm gonna
pick these mushrooms so I can vacuum.
Listen to me, damn it!
Well, the show just started, didn't it?
There are still plenty of chances
to turn this around.
We'll see about that.
All this one-trick idiot can do is
act like that gaudy host character!
The fact that he couldn't escape
the Hottiehara-kun character
is proof of just how hard
Gloomyhara-san's been working.
He's someone that can work hard.
Please don't call him an idiot.
Seriously, why?
All everyone ever talks about
is Tamon this, Tamon that!
This chick even knows what he's
really like, yet she stays by his side.
F/ACE's center is going to be
Sakaguchi-kun without a doubt!
He definitely inherited that
star DNA from his parents!
A winner
before you were born
Ouri-kun!
Look at me!
Hey, you!
If I become the center, come over to me!
Huh?
Uh huh
Na na na
Uh huh
I wonder what the world
would look like without you
When I look back,
you've always been by my side
Teaching me what "warmth"
and "happiness" feel like
A speedboat sails across the endless skies
An unwavering course,
a straight shot down the middle
An unbreakable red balloon
found nowhere else
Is this "fate"? Or just a "coincidence"?
Like a wilted flower coming back to life
A light that shines
Through the impossibly dark night
(Light of your soul)
I wanted to grasp it
(I love you so)
So I strived for it
Wanna keep going, wanna keep growing
Bringing our flowers and dreams
into full bloom
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