The Assassin (2025) s01e03 Episode Script

1
[Aaron] You're saying I can't cancel?
[Michael] I'm saying you shouldn't.
This shit's going down, Michael.
More serious shit than buttering up Mayor
Croissant and his limp baguette of a wife.
I think he's got a new one. Young.
Don't worry.
It's not "bad photo-op" young.
I cannot stand around all day and
pretend everything's okay. Call it off.
Once a year,
you bring the local community round.
You show 'em a good time.
You make nice with Mayor DePuis.
In return, the conseil municipal turn
a blind eye
to the many building covenants
you've broken.
I have other houses.
You only married your wife in this one.
You show your face, hour tops, that's all.
[sighs] Alright, this
this might be a good time
to remind you that, as your lawyer,
you can tell me anything.
Anything, and it will
remain in confidence.
We've had this conversation before.
And if I just knew about Chant
uh the situation
The only thing you need to know
is that this will never,
can never, be made public.
[upbeat music plays]
[distant sirens]
[Julie] Wait Wait Hang on
[Edward] I think it's just a man
loading crates into his truck.
You know, sometimes it isn't just
a man loading crates into his truck.
In this instance I really do think
it's a man loading crates into his truck.
Yeah.
So what's this Damian guy's address?
They have Uber in Albania, right?
Hey. No phones. No Facebook
Pretty sure nobody under the age
of 50 actually uses that any more
Oh, yeah. Nice one,
provoke the trained assassin.
This one's a keeper.
Mum, please,
could you just be a little bit less--
Precisely which part of the men with guns
repeatedly trying to kill us
did not sink in with both of you?
Okay, well we're in a random port
in Albania, and there's no-one around
No credit cards.
No communication with anyone.
Until we know more. Okay?
You are very professional.
Very, erm [grunts]
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Okay, so how are we going to
find his address?
I took Sean's phone.
I thought we weren't
allowed phones, Julie.
Have you ever played the game where
you shut the fuck up for five seconds?
Okay, I think this is it.
Mum, how'd you do that?
Hmm?
How'd you unlock the phone?
Oh, just fiddled about a bit.
Mum, how did you get in?
She is very professional.
Hey. Hey Edward!
Aargh!
Oh, my God.
What the actual fuck?!
Well, what did you expect?
A gadget! I expected a fucking gadget!
That is disgusting.
It's just a thumb.
Be grateful it's the old model
and we didn't have to use Face ID.
Fuck.
Did you bring it?
Oh Yeah, erm, it's all
the cash we had on board.
Thank you.
[in Albanian]
You want to earn some money?
[theme music playing]
Hi, Troy
Mr Cross, I have someone
on the line for you
Not now.
He's called four times, he's very
insistent. He said his name is
I said not now.
Aaron! Dad!
I didn't know you were coming.
Yeah, yeah, wouldn't want to miss
the big D Y'know Mayor DePuis
- Yeah.
- [grunts]
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
So, you'll notice I'm toute seul,
Kayla's with Edward and his mother who--
drum roll--
[imitates drum roll]
is a Goddamn
actual hitwoman.
I have a call
No, I'm serious, she's like an assassin.
And there were guys with guns
who came to her island to kill her,
and she escaped,
then another guy with a gun
Alright, I heard alright, I heard.
Sorry, is there a question?
Because I'm running late
Are are you not?
Dad, this is some serious shit.
Like someone wants Kayla dead.
Yeah. And yet she's not. And nor are you.
Don't you care?
Of course. Of course I care.
I've spoken to security.
She needs to come home.
I'll I'll take care of it.
Enjoy the party.
Gonna be a long boring day, huh?
[woman sighs]
Luka, when we get to Tirana
I can give you some money
for the train to Athens.
And then you can get
a boat back from there.
I am not going back.
Well, you can't stay with us.
The life I had no longer exists.
I'm sorry.
If I stay, there is a chance
I will see his face again.
The man who calls himself Afonso.
From 'Interpol'.
The man who took the life of my friends.
I have unresolved business
with this man, you understand?
Luka, you're a butcher, you're not
You saved me. Let me stay
and at least try to help.
We're all in this together,
aren't we? If we like it or not.
I'm not going back.
[Marie] In your face, yes!
Fucking tree gnome.
Take that, you fucking elf
[laughs]
- [phone vibrates and rings]
- Fuck you.
Yeah?
Hello, this is Mayor DePuis,
we spoke earlier
Right. Oh, right, right,
Mayor DePuis, how you doing?
Thank you very much for
your generous donation.
Mr Cross would be delighted to
have you join us at today's event.
Well, that is great news.
I will be there.
Very well. Goodbye, madame.
So, didn't think I'd be having
this conversation
in the back of a truck full of sausages,
but, er
how did you two meet?
Oh do you wanna
Yeah, erm, we met at The Hurlingham Club.
The tennis club?
Yeah. Erm Ed was there,
by himself like a total loser
Guilty.
And, er, he was working on his backhand
But his other arm was in a sling,
so he kept asking me to
Get the balls. Yeah.
And then you finally
got the balls to ask me
if I wanted a drink, er, an Aperol Spritz.
I think it was
Aperol Spritz?
Oh, yeah It's a
Summer drink.
Yeah. Anyway, then the rest is history.
Well it's not that long ago, is it?
So it's not exactly history
Well
Er yeah, well, it was long enough
for Ed to fall in love and propose, so.
Yeah, well, clearly.
Just a bit of a surprise, that's all.
How?
Well, Edward's always been indecisive.
He's taken longer over which sandwich
to order than who to marry.
Wow I love being compared to
a sandwich. Really does it for me.
Oh, er, great This, yeah,
getting all weird, so we just
[shouts in Greek]
I'll help you
- Tennis?
- Mmm, yeah
The game about which you said,
if I remember correctly,
that you'd "rather have your eyelids
surgically removed with a blunt instrument
than ever fucking play again"?
Oh, God, you've got a good memory.
It made me laugh.
Things change. Don't they?
You know, I stopped eating meat,
didn't I? And started tennis
I smell bollocks.
Probably the sausages.
You were looking into her.
What?
What was it, an article or?
I
I love her.
Yeah. yeah, I've got I have no doubt.
That doesn't change the fact that your
little meet-cute story is a lie.
Were were you looking into her?
Or her family? Am I warm?
I I stopped.
I stopped when we
Please don't ruin this
No. No. Your secret's safe with me.
No good letting that
particular cat out the bag.
They have a tendency
to sharpen their claws
into furry fucking razorblades
while they're in there.
[upbeat music plays]
You really think this Damian guy's
gonna tell us anything?
[whispers] Stay here.
Shit
Oh, that's not good.
What part of "stay here"
did you struggle with?
Pretty much all of it. Hence our presence.
I thought maybe you need some help.
From you?
- Okay
- Do we know this is definitely his place?
Yeah. Well
don't see many Albanians running
round wearing one of these.
So he's gone.
You think?
Looks like there was
a hell of a struggle
But Damian's a survivor.
Oh, and I was thinking
he's just really untidy.
Thank you for your creative input.
God, you're both super heavy
on the sarcasm.
Apples and trees
What are you looking for?
Probably the same thing that the people
who ransacked this place were.
Damian had this
this old, puke-green laptop.
It was a big brick of a thing,
it was so old, it didn't even
connect to the internet,
it was obsolete in every single way
But it must have all his contacts on it.
Yeah, so the people who followed him here,
their names will be on that laptop.
Then we find it.
Come with me.
They make a nice couple, yes?
- Yeah.
- They will make beautiful babies
Let's, er, search in silence, shall we?
Do you reckon the lady who played
peek-a-boo before knows something?
I think it's worth asking?
[whispers] I'm so sorry, I really don't
mean to keep butting heads with your mum.
It's fine.
It's not.
Yeah, it just It really pisses me off.
That she can lie to you.
About your whole life like that.
And she doesn't even seem to be sorry.
Must be a massive head fuck.
Hmm. Yeah, no, it's, er
It is a It's a sizeable head fuck.
Anyone who can lie to someone
that they love like that
makes you wonder, doesn't it?
Like if they actually get what
it means to love someone.
Yeah.
Hi?
We're friends with the man upstairs
[in Albanian]
Police?
Erm erm
Okay then.
- What was that?
- That was weird.
Did she say?
[in English] Your friend.
The lady down the hall gave us this.
Body found in the Lana River,
Englishman, murdered
Name, Damian Hammond.
- You can read Albanian?
- What, and you can't?
Er, I'm I'm not buying this.
He he's just he's too much of
a cockroach to end up in a river.
C'mon, we need to find that laptop
Or maybe we just go to the morgue,
rifle through his cold dead pockets?
Yeah, maybe you're not
as stupid as you look.
Excuse me?
It's just an expression.
No, it's it's really fucking not.
A morgue?
Yeah. I mean they
they won't have his possessions,
but they will have
the police report.
And that'll itemise how they found
him and what they found him with.
And then we take it from there.
I have it!
Yeah, that's not it.
That's just an old tablet.
Okay.
They have just dumped his body in
the nearest morgue to the Lana river.
Because Albanians are lazy?
Nice cultural stereotype, Mum
Because it's the same
administrative district.
Oh.
But yeah, Albanians
are really fucking lazy.
Er, I have to google the address.
Oh, yeah. Sorry about this.
Oh, my God, that's fucking gross.
[man] Bonjour, madame.
[woman] Champagne?
Thank you.
[in French]
Madame.
I don't believe we have met before?
Hmm?
Ah English? I am Mayor DePuis
Oh, yes. We spoke on the phone.
Very nice to meet you.
Ah, yes! The generous donor!
This is my wife
Oh. Your wife?
Of course. Nice to meet you, too.
And you.
So how d'you know Aaron?
- Excusez-moi
- We actually go back
Sorry to take her away, er,
we have some business
to catch up on, my apologies
[whispers] You're welcome.
You what?
I'm saving you.
- From what Daddy issues there?!
- [high-pitched laugh]
Funny! You're funny. I'm, er Ezra.
Okay
Ezra Cross.
You're Aaron's son.
And, er, you are
Marie.
- Marie.
- [chuckles]
Haven't seen you at one
of these things before.
No. It's it's
it's not my usual crowd.
I feel like I've seen you around though.
Were you at Russell Crowe's
bingo thing at Christmas?
I was not, I'm
Yeah, fair enough, oh, yeah,
it was pretty crazy,
cos, er, Russell started crying
cos they ran out of beef
I I came here, Ezra,
because I need help.
I'm looking for your sister's fiancé.
I'm trying to find Edward Green.
[Luka] You know what I've been thinking?
I've been thinking, if we keep walking
in 35-degree heat,
we are not going to need men with guns
to come and kill us.
We're going to be dead anyway.
We need a car.
Yeah. I would agree.
Give me some of your cash,
I will go find one.
Look, I I know some people in Tirana.
Yeah. Nai Nai.
Yeah. Meet back here.
Okay This way
[Edward] Nice-looking morgue
What do you reckon,
the ventilation system?
Unless your veganism
has left you so malnourished
you can slip through the fan blades, no.
I, er I was thinking
See Told you. Albanians-- lazy.
I really don't love
the cultural stereotyping
Do you know any Albanians?
Guys, can we please just stop
bickering for two seconds, please?
Do the
- [grunts]
- What can you see? Is it
Oh you're just going right
on inside, good stuff.
[sighs]
[grunts]
[intriguing, fast-tempo music playing]
Keep a look out.
What are you doing?
I just wanna make sure it's him.
It was in the news.
That's never wrong, is it?
But why
Because he's a cockroach.
Like I said.
I'm gonna tell her.
Why we met. What I was doing.
Oh, well, it's your funeral.
But it's the truth
Why is the truth my funeral?
Damian Hammond.
Here.
Oh!
Is it him?
Mm. It's hard to tell.
This body's been dead longer
than the one in the paper said.
He had a few tattoos
I have no idea what any of this says.
There's a tattoo here.
Police report's here, there's no mention
of a laptop in his possession.
'Rex. Némos. Toothpaste'.
Don't remember that one.
Put it back where you found it.
Look, I just
Just can't be sure it's him.
Mum? Is that appropriate?
Why are you looking at?
Well, maybe It's been years
[whispers] Someone's coming!
[man shouting]
[man] Hey! Stop! Stop!
- Go!
- Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop!
There. There.
Hey. Luka Get in!
[Julie] Jesus, you found
the tiniest car in Albania?!
- [Luka] You're welcome!
- [Julia] Go, fucking go!
It's okay. It's okay. I think we're okay.
[police siren]
Fuck!
Okay, maybe not. Faster. Faster.
My foot is flat on the floor.
Where did you get this piece of shit?
[shouts]
[honking]
I think we've lost them.
[Kayla] Oh, shit!
All right, put your foot down!
What, what are you fucking doing?
No, no, don't slow down!
Oh!
[siren wails]
[panting]
Nice one.
Thank you.
Oh, my God!
This is all about Edward's dad?
I'm not sure. I think so.
And how do you know any of this?
Because he's my brother.
Oh, hell, brain just melted.
So you so you're Edward's
Aunt.
And your brother's Edward's
Dad.
Is he still alive?
- Yes.
- Oh, man.
Does this have anything to do
with his mum?
Like, people trying to kill her and shit?
Oh, I I don't have any idea.
[phone rings]
Argh Sorry, it's just someone needy,
wants to talk to me.
It's nothing.
I am so sorry to come to you
out of the blue like this.
I I just didn't know what else to do.
No. Of of course.
I could call my sister,
but I I don't think she'll pick up.
I'm sorry, I really, really wanna help.
I'd love to be your Naruto Uzumaki.
What?
Sorry, it's just some stupid
Naruto Uzamaki, the shonen manga series?
You know it?
I've read every single one.
[moaning]
Oh, God. Oh, Mummy. Oh, Mummy
Carry on.
Good boy. Good boy
- Good boy.
- Who's a good boy?
So?
Well, the engine's overheated.
Anything I can do?
Stupid question.
Mum, could we
Why did you think the body
in the morgue could be him
when you looked down at his
Edward, it's not Mamma Mia,
he wasn't your father!
What do you expect me to think?
You keep secrets from me.
It's like you're fucking Russia.
- I told you, I don't know.
- And you're lying.
Well, you can fucking talk.
It's the coolant.
Yeah, I know a little bit about cars.
Well, a lot actually I know.
Er, but we should be able to patch it up,
pretty easy.
We just need a few basic parts
I think we passed a mechanics shop
Okay.
Luka, come on.
Savage.
Yeah.
Just give it time. Be patient.
With yourself as well.
You're such a good person, Ed.
You are nothing like her.
If that's what you're worried about.
Oh, but I am. I'm so bloody like her!
In what way?
I hate ball sports.
Okay.
Tennis. I hate it. I had never
played before I met you.
I don't have
I went to that tennis club
specifically to meet you.
Wait, I don't I don't
I don't get it.
What are you saying?
So last year, before we met I, erm
I found out that someone left me
this huge amount of money out the blue.
In a trust fund called Anvil Assets.
And then, when I looked into it,
I found out that there
was this link between Anvil and CGM.
What kind of link?
Old transactions.
Nothing I could work out,
and obviously I tried every route I could,
everything I could think of
Including your dad. I called him up,
under a fake name.
I pretended to be from
this accounting firm.
I mentioned "Anvil Assets" and he just
hung up. And then that's when
When?
Tennis.
- Why, what to to use me?
- No!
Write a fucking story or something?
No. No. I don't I, no!
I don't know what
I would have done with
whatever it is I might have found.
But none of that matters because
then I met you.
And we fell in love.
But it was a lie.
I don't get it. Why would you
not just tell me?
I mean, were you ever gonna tell me?
Yeah, I wanted to. I just didn't
know how I didn't how to
To say the way we met was
just one massive lie?
I should've. And I know that,
and I'm sorry, I'm really sorry
There is a slight chance
I may have some issues with
confrontation.
So I suppose I'm not
exactly like my mother.
I love you and I'm sorry.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, and have you given it up?
What?
The investigation into CGM
or whatever this Anvil Assets thing?
I gave it up.
But with everything
that's going on
don't you wonder if it could be connected?
- Kayla, wait
- Leave me alone!
Kayla, you can't just leave--
You take another step towards me,
I will scream so loud
that every police officer in Albania
will be crawling up your arse.
Hate me all you want but please don't
Kayla!
Fuck!
Ah shall I come back?
Sorry. Sorry, got a lot on my mind.
This Dutchman. My daughter
I'm sure she'll be home
soon enough. And then
Yeah. Yeah.
Blacknall's guy in Libya's
supposed to call.
Mate.
You know the saying,
a watched pot never boils
Worth popping that handsome
head of yours out there.
When everything you've ever
cared about in this world
depends on the pot boiling,
you watch the fucking pot.
Ezra's out there pressing the flesh.
Mayor Baguette'll be fine with that.
He's not actually.
Haven't seen Ezra for a while.
Where the fuck is he?
[moaning]
So
I'm guessing you know
what Edward's mum does.
Being his aunt and all.
Mm-hmm.
Fuck.
How does that even work?
What do people call her and
like dialling a pizza or
or does she work for like a big company
and get dental and shit?
[laughs]
Freelancers.
But there are various agents.
Fixers.
Hm. Just a moment, please.
You would call this number and say,
"I want my oil changed."
And then
[clicks tongue]
- Just like that?
- Mm-hmm.
Jesus.
How do you even have this?
Oh, that's a long story.
For another time.
C'mon
It'll soon be working soon. Eh
Where's Kayla?
Gone.
What do you mean gone?
Your English not as good as your
Albanian? As in she fucking left.
I told her.
Oh.
Edward
Don't. Don't judge me. You of all people.
No, I'm I'm sorry she's gone.
Nil illegitimi carborundum.
One of Damian's favourite sayings.
It's Latin.
Means 'Don't let the bastards
get you down'.
It's not though. Is it?
It's pseudo-Latin.
Alright, nerd
Damian's tattoo. At the morgue.
Rex - Némos - Toothpaste.
Yeah?
Rex is Latin for king.
Némos is Ancient Greek for wooded pasture,
also translated as woodland.
And toothpaste's
toothpaste, obviously.
Have you got heatstroke?
Three random unrelated words.
Yes, you had a classics tutor,
we get it
Have you heard of What3words?
Generates geolocation
from three unique specific words.
Give me Sean's phone.
Er, do you want me to
Yeah, hurry up.
Albania. Looks like the middle of nowhere.
He wanted me to find him.
I knew he wasn't dead! That bastard!
[knock on window]
Okay. Try it!
[engine starts]
I bet you're glad you got
me along now, yes?
Yeah, alright, get in.
- [Luka] Where is Kayla?
- [Edward] Don't.
Is that my phone?
Yeah. I'm just checking something.
Er, should you should you
not be doing that?
If you're worried I'll see all the GILF
porn you've bookmarked, too late.
Uh This is a bit confronting,
privacy-wise
Call your sister.
What?
You don't wanna disappoint me
the same way you disappoint
your father, do you?
Can't have that.
No.
She's not gonna pick up, she, er
hates me.
When it rains, it pours, eh?
Kayla?
I'm coming to France.
Er er, is Edward not with you?
Nope.
Er, how come? Where did he
Since when did you give a shit about Ed?
I, erm I like him.
Fuck off.
Seems like a good dude.
And it seemed like he made you happy.
Erm, well, I left him.
In every sense.
Er, in Albania.
Where?
Where in Albania?
What? Are you alright?
Is there someone else there?
No! No, no, no, no
I'm just, erm er Just me
- Hello? Kayla?
- [beeps]
Best I could do.
Well, it's something.
Who knows Maybe she'll tell you more,
then you can tell me.
You'll stay in touch?
- Yeah.
- Mm.
You've got my number now.
Yeah. Yeah.
- I like that very much.
- [chuckles]
Oh
I'm not sure if anyone could live here.
Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?
Let's not pull on that. Mum!
[gunshot]
What the
Drop your gun!
Don't worry
Damian invited us here didn't you?
Well, bollocks, if it isn't
the fucking cavalry and all.
I don't know.
[phone rings]
Troy.
Mr Cross, the same guys called again.
He's now making loads of threats
- Fine. Put him through.
- Yeah, okay.
Hey, whoever this is, I'm
- not interested.
- Chantaines.
Where did you hear that?
My name is Jasper de Voogdt. I tried
emailing you a couple of days ago,
but you didn't reply.
And now I really, really need your help.
Your father Mr Cross wants to see me dead.
Okay, slow down, you're sounding mental.
Yeah, this thing - Chantaines -
your father will do anything
to keep it from coming out.
No one is safe.
Not even you or your sister.
Please. You have to believe me.
And I really need help, Mr Cross.
Can you please send me some money?
I can tell you anything
- [dial tone]
- Hello? Hello?
Ah, kunt!
- [sighs]
- Dad, I just got the weirdest call
Get out.
- Some guy
- I said get out!
Sometimes I'll close my eyes,
I'll sing a song
and it's like I'm having a beer
in The French House in Soho.
But I knew you'd drag me
back to work eventually.
So you've missed me then?
I've missed certain elements,
that's for sure.
How do you know this guy?
I don't.
Your mum seems to.
She seems to know him very well.
What?
Maybe this is a family reunion.
Well, that's not funny.
- It's not a joke.
- No.
No.
She might not look much,
but she's a consistent layer.
Just like my Auntie Fi.
Hilarious.
Ah, it's funny cos it's true
So why this place?
Apart from the amenities
and obvious natural beauty.
The guy who owns it is in prison,
so I figured it'll do for now.
Who's trying to kill me?
First, how about some tea?
I didn't come all this way to get
hepatitis from your manky crockery.
What is going on?
Last week, I got back from
my morning run
Okay, coffee and a doughnut.
And there were two operatives
waiting for me.
Who?
No idea. Anyway, one of them starts
to ask for information on you.
Well, how do they even know about me?
It wasn't exactly a two-way conversation.
Naturally, I told them nothing.
This displeased my new friends.
One of them tried to cut open my windpipe.
But I cut his open first.
The other one, he got away.
And that's how your apartment got trashed.
I knew that wasn't the end of it though.
The way they spoke I could tell.
There was money behind it. A lot of money.
So you used his dead body
to fake your own death
And leave you a little message
just in case.
But have you got any idea who sent them?
No.
Fuck.
Erm, sorry, is there anywhere
I could, erm, y'know
Oh, find a tree, do your worst.
A tree. Fun.
Yeah, so if it was specifically about me,
it must be to do with my old life.
Okay, so we we have to go through
every job, every connection.
I mean, it must all be on
that shitty old laptop of yours.
No, it's gone. The guy I didn't
manage to kill took it.
You you must have backup,
or a paper copy
Gone.
Oh, bullshit. You'd protect
that data over your own nutsack.
True. But as well you know,
in the hierarchy of
things I hold important,
my ability to keep breathing
is right up there at the top.
Let's get real, Jules. You didn't come
here to play detective.
You came to me so I could
help you disappear.
You're wrong. We want to find
the people responsible for this.
There's more money than I've ever
seen behind this. And I've seen money.
You came here because I'm the only person
who can get you to the other side of
the world, new identities, new lives.
So what you wanna, Jules?
You gonna stick around?
Or are you gonna do
what you do best and run?
Let's get out of here.
We're wasting our time.
No. He's right, Luka.
We have to get as far away
from here as possible.
And everyone on the island who died?
We're just going to forget about them?
We have to be realistic.
Ah, yeah.
You know, all these years,
I thought you shut yourself away
from the world to protect yourself.
But I see you actually just don't give
a fuck about anyone else.
Luka, we're in the middle of nowhere
[Luka] Fuck this shit.
What, what did I miss?
He's out.
Just like that?
He's out, he's had enough.
Can't blame him, to be honest.
Is he taking the car?
I've got a truck you can use.
Now, c'mon, you guys are exhausted.
I'll keep watch.
What about the laptop?
Tomorrow. We've spent a long time being
shot at, let's get some rest.
Where we know that we'll be safe.
You may run home for a long time ♪
Run home for a long time ♪
You may run home for a long time ♪
I'll tell you God Almighty's
gonna cut you down ♪
Great God Almighty's
gonna cut you down ♪
You may throw a rock
and hide your hand ♪
Workin' in the dark against
your fellow man ♪
But sure as God has made
the day and the night ♪
What you do in the dark
will be brought to the light ♪
You may run and hide
and slide and slide ♪
Try to take the mould from
your neighbour's eye ♪
But sure as God has made
the Virgin and the Pope ♪
What you reap, my brother,
is what you sow ♪
You may run on for a long time ♪
Run on for a long time ♪
You may run home for a long time ♪
I'll tell you God Almighty's
gonna cut you down ♪
Great God Almighty's
gonna cut you down ♪
You can run home for a long time ♪
Great God Almighty's
gonna cut you down ♪
I'm sorry.
No, you're not.
I am. I just want my life back.
Where's your gun, Julie?
[gun clicks]
[Edward] She gave it to me.
[laughs]
I hate it when I'm right.
You didn't trust me?
I don't trust anyone.
So, er
So what happens now?
[gunshot]
[closing theme music plays]