The Incredible Hulk (1996) s01e03 Episode Script

1
That Old Line Of Bull,
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad,"
Won't Fly Here, Soldier.
When The Incredible Hulk's
The Enemy,
You Miss Once
You've Missed Permanently.
Hello, Thunderbolt.
Still Wet-Nursing
The Army Grunts,
I See.
And You S.H.I.E.L.D. Bozos
Are Still Circling The Skies
Like Vultures,
Eh, Agent Gabriel?
Got Some Orders.
Yeah? Well, Since When
Do You Follow Orders?
Whenever I Feel
Like ItLike Now.
You Know, After Your
Recent Hulk Mishap,
The Big Bosses
In Washington
Made A Little Deal
With Us S.H.I.E.L.D.
Bozos To Assist.
Assist!?
I Don't Need
Any Super Spies
On This One.
We Already Know
Who We're After.
Eh, But We'll Make Sure
You Catch Him This Time.
Yeah, Right.
Simple Supply
And Demand, General.
We Supply Your
High-Tech Hardware,
We Demand You Put One
Of Our Star Players
On Your Team.
Namely, Me.
You Want In My Unit,
Secret Agent Man,
Then You're Gonna Earn
Your Place In It.
Consider It Earned.
I Just Dispatched
A Squadron
Of Our Latest
Search-And-Destroy
Robots
To A Recent
Hulk Sighting In Nevada.
You What?!
Yep. Who Knows,
Thunder, Old Boy,
We Might All
Be Packing For Home
By Morning Coffee.
Ha Ha.
[Radio Dial
Turning Through Stations]
[Turns Radio Off]
Whoa.
Whoa!
Rraaaaaah!
No!
Rrraaahhh!
Hulk ♪
Grrrr!
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Aah!
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Rrraaahhh!
[Man Stammering]
Hulk Smash.
HulkNo, Please.
Hulk, Look Out!
Help Hulk?
Friend?
Boy, I Don't
Believe This.
The Hulk!
Oh, Man.
[Ca-Chunk]
Nice Of You To Join Us,
Mitch.
Just In Time
For Your First Break.
Oh, Man, Listen To This!
I Just Ran Into
The Incredible Hulk.
He Picked Up My Car!
Oh, Yeahhhh.
No, Really.
I Think He Likes Me.
If That's Your Idea
Of A Pick Up,
You've Been Living Alone
Too Long, Buddy.
Mccutcheon,
You're Late Again.
Oh, Cut Him Some Slack,
Chief.
Yeah. He Was A Little
Held Up
Way Up
By The Incredible Hulk!
[Men Laughing]
Tonopah, Arizona?
[Giggling]
What Are You Doing
Out In Cactus Country,
Rick?
Just Getting My Kicks
On Route 66, What Else?
And With Our Mean,
Green Fighting Machine
Last Seen Headed
Into The Sunset,
I'm Californ-I-A Bound.
I Just Got To Find Him.
He's All Alone.
I Know.
But Keep Your Chin Up,
Cutie, Capisce?
Latest Report Has Him
Moving Through Nevada.
Rick:
Then I'd Better Roll.
'Asta, Bett.
Bye, Rick.
And The Legendary
Doc Samson
Finally Makes
His Heroic Entrance.
Hello, Betty.
Hats Off To You
For Convincing
Gamma Base To Continue
Funding My Research.
This Time
We'll Find That Cure
For Bruce Banner.
Doc, I
About The Terms
Of Your Invitation Here.
Please Understand
I Was Desperate.
What Haven't You
Told Me?
Get Me A Satellite
Snapshot
Of That Area Gabriel
Targeted Near Las Vegas.
Oh, Samson.
Good To See You, Man.
Same Here,
General.
Hello, Betty.
Major.
I'm Glad To Have You Aboard,
Samson.
Especially With All
That Gamma-Mutated Muscle
You're Packing These Days.
The Hulkbusters Need
Someone Like You
Who Can Go Toe-To-Toe
With The Hulk.
Uh, Hulkbusters?
Did I Miss Something?
Ha Ha. Welcome Aboard.
I'll See You
At The Team Briefing
In The Base Hangar,
Five Minutes.
I Want Gabriel's Orders
From S.H.I.E.L.D.
Checked
And Double-Checked,
Then Checked Again!
If Nick Fury Thinks
He Can Just
Ross Is Inducting Me
Into Something Called
The Hulkbusters?
I'm Sorry.
It Was The Only Way
My Father Would Approve
The Funding.
Bett,
Check The Hair.
I'm Not Exactly
A Military Man.
Doc, To Cure Bruce Banner,
You First Have To Save
The Hulk.
Great. Welcome
To The Nightmare.
Hulk Smash!
Hulk Bash!
Hulk Rock!
Grrrrr!
Huh?
Rrr.
About Time, Mitch.
I Got A Blind Date
With Mr. Could-Be-
But-Probably-Isn't-
Wonderful.
Ah, Sorry, Peg,
But I Ran Into
UhSome Car Trouble.
The Super Get On Your Case
Again?
I've Had It With
These Clock-Watching,
Pencil-Pushing Poindexters
Running The Place!
Some Day I'm Getting Into
Research, Where I Belong.
Face It, Mitch.
That Ship's Passed You By,
And Is Docked
At A Younger Man's Harbor.
You're An Operations Man,
So You Might As Well
Learn To Love It.
Yeah.
What?
Ohh.
Security, There's A
The--Uh
Never Mind.
This Is A Job For
Operations Man.
[Dog Barking
In Distance]
Hmm.
Let's See
[Gasps]
Grrr.
Hulk Smash Machine!
[Stammering]
Whoa-Ho!
Oh!
Rrrrrrr!
Wait! No!
Not Robot?
No, No, No, No.
No. No Bad Robots Here.
Uh, Just Me, Uh,
A Friend.
Friend?
Unh.
Friend?
That's Right.
You Remember.
Friend.
Amigos.
Whoa, Whoa. Never Mind.
Friend. Friend's Fine.
Uh
Unh
Ah.
Aah.
[Body Creaking]
Mitch:
Now What Are You Doing?
Grrrrr!
Aah!
UnhGa
Oh, Man!
Where
[Panting]
Where Am I?
Uh, Nevada.
Uh, How'd You--
I Mean, Why
Nevada?
Nuclear Research
Facility.
You Know It?
Yeah. I Designed It.
Oh, Sure. Dream On, Pal.
I Mean, Bruce Banner
Designed This Place.
And From What I Just Saw,
You're
Bruce Banner?
Oh, Man.
I've Read About You
In The Science Journals.
I'm Mitch Mccutcheon.
I Work Here.
Can You Get Me
Inside?
It's Very Important.
Look, I Have
An Experiment
To Finish.
Please,
Can You Help Me?
Well, Uh
Uh
The Bruce Banner, Huh?
Well, S-Sure.
Sure, Why Not?
Sure. You Kidding?
Hey, I Was Born
To Help You.
Gentlemen, Welcome
To The Hulkbusters.
Now, I Believe
You All Know
My Field Commander
Major Glenn Talbot
Our Special Craft Pilot
Samuel Laroquette
And Then There's
Agent Gabriel
Of S.H.I.E.L.D.,
Who Is Joining Us
In A Purely Advisory
Capacity.
Also, Please Welcome
Leonard "Doc" Samson.
Who Will Be In Charge
Of Our Hulk Containment
Units.
Not To Mention Also Working
On A Cure For The Hulk.
Humph. Right.
The Only Cure For The Hulk
Is Annihilation.
What's The Cure
For Insufferable
Arrogance?
Heh Heh.
Speaking Of Which,
I Believe Major Talbot
Has The Results
Of A Recent
S.H.I.E.L.D. Mission
To Capture The Hulk
All By Their Lonesomes.
Behold, Agent Gabriel's
Search-And-Destroyed Robots.
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.
Um
Minor Setback.
The Next Mission--
Will Be Under
My Exclusive Command.
Let's Gear Up.
The Hulk Is On The Loose,
And Hulkbuster
Mission One
Begins Now.
Betty, What The Blazes
Do You Think You're Doing?
I'm Going Along.
Oh, The Devil You Are!
I Need Her Help,
General,
If I'm Going To Have
That Electron Hulk Cage
Ready In Time.
Well
Better Take Good Care
Of Her.
I Owe You One.
You Better Believe It.
Oh, That's Not
Mccutcheon's Sector.
Get Me The Supervisor.
[Gasping]
Whoa.
Take The Scenic Route?
I Had To Do An End Run
Around Security.
So, What Do You Think?
Will She Do?
Now, If We Can Just
Scare Up A Few Small
Supplies.
We're Nearly There.
If I Can Just Get These
Particles In Phase
How About Replacing
That Retro-Converter
With A Class-D Model?
Yeah.
Yeah! That Would Do It.
Yeah. You See?
There You Go.
You Know
You Would Be A Hit
In Research,
What With Your
Operations Background
And All.
Oh. Yeah, Well
Someday.
[Sighs]
Ok
Time To Hit
The High Notes.
Mitch, Uh, Thanks.
You Risked A Lot
For Me.
Yeah, Well, It Meant
A Lot To Me, Too.
I Mean, Working With
Uh, Well, Actually,
Helping You, Uh
Anyway, May The Hulk
Rest In Peace, Huh?
Come On, Let's Do It.
Activating Psionic Field.
[Machines Whirring]
Seize That Man.
[Gasps]
This Unauthorized Use
Of Equipment Is Over!
You Don't Understand!
No! I'm Too Close!
Please!?
Oh!
Gotta
Keep
Calm.
Banner, Get Out Of There!
The Panel's Going Critical!
Aaaah!
Mitch!
Computer: Warning.
Nuclear Core Breach.
Initiate Full Evacuation.
[Grunting]
Ahh.
[Echoing Voice]
What'z Happened?
I've Changed.
I Feel The Power!
Mitch!
Mccutcheon Iz Hiztory.
No!
You've Just Been
Transformed.
Go Back Into The Field,
Maybe I Can Reverse It,
Make You Normal Again.
No!
Normal People
Get Ztepped On!
Never Again!
Call Me Zzzax,
'Cauze I Got The Power.
That Kind Of Power
It Isn't Worth It.
I Know--Aah!
I Know What I'm Talking
About.
You Know That.
Ow.
Yaaah!
Here'z My Rezignation,
Zonny.
Yeow!
Mccutcheon'z Circuit
Is Clozed.
I Chooze To Remain Zzzax.
Yeow!
Computer:
Main Power Outage.
Switching
To Auxiliary Generator
For Core Shutdown.
Feeling Drained.
Need A Juize Break.
Oh, Yez.
Ahhh.
Ahh.
Ahhhhh!
Computer:
Core Shutdown Disabled.
Meltdown Imminent.
Talbot: We've Got
A Report, General.
They're Evacuating
Las Vegas.
Explosions At The Nuclear
Research Facility.
Could Be Him.
Then That's Where
We'll Start Looking.
How's That Containment
Unit Coming?
It's Big Time
Jerry-Rigged,
But Strong.
No!
Don't Be A Fool!
Stop!
The System Can't Pull
The Rods From The Core
Without The Generator.
Computer: Auxiliary Power
For Core Shutdown Disabled.
Meltdown In 30 Seconds.
You're Causing
A Nuclear Disaster!
MustStop!
Computer: 24
Friend Gone?
And Good Riddance!
Hulk Smash!
Gee, Do I Feel A Little
Electricity Between Us,
Or Is It Just Me?
Nope. Zeems You Feel
The Friction, Too.
Computer: 43
Grr!
Computer: 21.
Aah!
What?
You Short-Circuited Me!
Losing Power
Computer: Auxiliary Power
Restored.
Core Shutdown Proceeding.
Countdown Terminated.
Rrraaah!
That Really Upset Me!
OhhNeed More Raw Power.
Grrr.
Hulk Hurt?
[Helicopter]
Ross: Hulk, Freeze!
Do Not Resist Capture.
Wait A Minute!
Didn't You Just See What
That Thing Did To The Hulk?
Ross: Samson, Now!
Grr!
Raah!
Raah!
Blast! It's Not
Holding That Monster!
Grr! Hulk Smash!
Hulk Bash!
Hulk Crash!
Hulk: Eat Green!
Grr!
Raah!
Betty?
Hulk: Puny Toys!
Do Yourselves A Favor.
Stay In Here!
BettyHurt?
No, Hulk.
I'm Ok.
But That Electrical
Creature
Look What It's Done.
Now It's Heading
For Hoover Dam.
You Have To Stop It,
Hulk.
If It Does To That Dam
What It Did Here,
There'll Be A Flood.
Innocent People
Will Drown,
And The Hulk Doesn't
Let Innocent People
Get Hurt.
I Know You Don't
Understand,
But, Please, Hulk?
I'm Asking You.
Go Stop That Thing!
For Me?
For Betty.
Ahh
Positronically
Electrifying!
And Now,
For A Serious Power Lunch.
Grr!
You Low Volt!
Raah!
Grr!
Gotcha! I'm Gonna Fry You
Like A Green Tomato!
Unh!
Ohh. I'm Having
A Severe Energy Crisis.
Ohh
Urrgh
HulkPain.
I Am The Power!
Errr
All Right
Let's Blow Some Fuses.
Arr-Yaah!
Unh
Hulk Lose.
Betty's Voice: I Know
You Don't Understand,
But Please, Hulk
I'm Asking You.
Go Stop That Thing!
For Me.
For Betty!
ForFriend!
Rraaahh!
Aah!
Raah!
Rraaaahh!
Blast!
That Green Mistake
Will Be Long Gone
Before My Strike
Force Gets Here!
Oh! He Made It.
Looks Like
The Hulkbusters'
Maiden Voyage
Hit The Proverbial Iceberg
And Sank, Eh, General?
It's A Big War, Gabriel.
This Was Just One Battle.
Interesting,
Though
How The Hulk Whipped
Both S.H.I.E.L.D.
And The Military
In The Same Day.
Ha Ha Ha.
Ha Ha Ha.
Errrh
[Coughing]
Hulk.
Friend.
[Helicopter]
Grr!
YesFriend.