The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e03 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
The heffalumps and woozles!
The heffalumps and woozles!
The heffalumps and woozles!
Beware! Beware!
Beware.
Beware.
Beware.
Pooh!
Oh! The heffalumps
and woozles have got me.
Yeek!
Morning, Piglet.
Rise and shine.
Pooh and I have come
to take you camping.
Camping?
Yep! The great outdoors
beckons!
Nature is calling.
Pooh, Tigger, I don't know.
My house might miss me.
Oh, come on, Piglet, old pal,
we're gonna have oodles of fun.
- We'll build a campfire.
- And eat honey.
And roast marshy-mallows.
And eat honey.
And bestest of all
- Eat honey?
- No.
Sleepin' under
the wide-open skies.
But what about
the heffalumps and woozles?
Oh, let them find
their own campsite.
No, I meant
Well, although I've
never actually met one,
I hear they're very f-f-fierce.
Don't worry about them palookas.
Why, if they showed up,
I'll give 'em the old one-three.
I'll give them the four-seven.
I'll give 'em the eight-two!
Fool around with
my arithmetic, huh?
Whoa!
That's odd.
I thought I brought
more honey than that.
Hey, buddy bear!
I set up your tent!
Now what do I do?
Oh, perhaps if we had
some firewood,
we could light a fire.
It's getting kind of dark.
That's it! Firewood!
Great idea, buddy bear!
Tiggers are experts
at getting firewood.
Uh, where do I look?
Out there in the dark,
spooky w-w-woods.
Firewood in the woods?
That's Right you are.
TTFN! Ta-ta for now.
Nope, no firewood here.
No firewood here, either.
Not even any firewood down here.
Hmm.
This whole forest seems
fresh out of firewood.
Whoa!
Topeka! I found it!
Firewood!
I just can't wait
until we reach
our home sweet home.
Oh, and just in time
for a little lick of honey.
Yes, Mama,
there's nothing like honey.
And there's no place like
Gasp!
Our home!
Someone has stolen our home!
Isn't his wonderful?
Mmm! Delictable!
Anyone feel like going home yet?
Don't be ridiculous, Piglet.
Why, we haven't even told
the ghost stories yet.
Ghost s-s-stories?
Yeah, you're right.
Not scary enough.
I know! How about a heffalumps
and woozles story?
Heffalumps?
Heffa
Help!
Our house!
Ding-ding-ding-ding! Out
of my way! Out of my way!
Man the lifeboats!
Women and children first!
Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga!
Dive! Dive!
Uh-huh! Ooh-hoo! Hee-hee!
Piglet, Piglet.
Piglet!
Help! Help!
Hey, that no-good heffalump's
taken our firewood.
Ooh! Tigger,
where are you?
I'm waiting for you
to come find me.
- Yipes!
- Yipes!
Oh, excuse me,
but I thought you were a woozle.
I'm not a woozle.
I know, lucky for me.
I'm a heffalump.
- A heffalump!
- Please don't yell.
- It scares me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Funny.
I didn't know heffalumps
were such very small animals.
I thought they were big
and scary.
Scary?
Nuh-uh.
You know what's really scary?
Being lost.
Oh, d-d-dear.
Are you sure this
is going to work, Tigger?
Abso-posi-tutly.
The way to a woozle's firewood
is through his honey.
But we've got to find Piglet.
Don't worry, buddy, bear,
Piglet's probably
home sweet homing it.
We gotta get our firewood back.
Mmm! Something smells yummy!
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It must be honey!
Oh, dear!
Papa's got honey feet!
Oh, no.
Oh, now, come on.
Oh, there it is, Mama.
Stop! Stop, I tell you!
I can't take it anymore!
I can't stand it, I tell you!
I want it!
I love it when honey
plays hard to get.
It worked! It worked!
Oh, my, we've fallen
into a deep, dark pit.
So?
Don't you remember, Papa dear?
You're allergic
to deep, dark pits.
Oh, yeah.
Unusual weather
we're having, Tigger.
What do you mean, Pooh boy?
It seems to be raining
heffalumps and woozles.
Can you see our way home,
Piglet?
Uh, no.
Well, what can you see?
Treetops.
Um
A long way down.
What do we do now, Piglet?
Call for h-h-help?
Help!
No! Gimme!
It's my woodpile!
I saw it first!
That's no woodpile!
That's my house!
- No, it's firewood!
- Oh, no!
- No, you don't!
- Help! Help!
My baby!
Piglet?
Help! Help!
There they are!
Pooh! We're stuck!
And can't get down, too!
Never fear!
Papa Heffalump is here!
Step aside! Step aside!
- Tiggers are experts at climbing trees!
- One side! One side!
Hey, watch where you're going,
you Sunday climber.
Yeah, Papa,
you're up awfully high.
- So?
- Don't you remember?
You're allergic to high heights.
Heights too, huh?
My baby!
Whatever shall we do?
What we need is teamwork.
Now, remember, everyone,
on the count of three.
One
Three!
- Can we get down now?
- Down?
That a boy, buddy bear.
That's the way to throw
your weight around.
Oh, bother.
For a camping trip,
I sure am doing a lot of flying.
Yeah, and a lot of landing, too.
Sorry we thought your house
was a woodpile, Mr. Heffalhip
um, Mr. half-a-hump
We'll help fix it up
in the morning.
You're rootin'-tootin',
you will!
It was all one big
misunderstanding.
- Uh, have a marshmallow?
- Thanks!
Oh, dear, Papa!
Marshmallows?
So?
Don't you remember?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hello.
Might Christopher Robin
be at home?
Silly old bear, it is me.
And who might that be?
A balloon, Pooh.
You know,
made of rubber and air?
In that case,
may I take it for a walk?
Well, if you're careful
not to pop it.
I shall take care of it
as if it were
as if it were honey.
Then it's in the best
of hands, Pooh.
Whee!
Here we go floating
anywhere we please ♪
Holding you tight as I can ♪
You're safe as a honeypot ♪
You always will be ♪
And I'll be right there
when we land ♪
You're snuggly-wuggly ♪
Snug as a buggly ♪
You're snuggly safe
in my hands ♪
Why, you flying feather duster!
I'll I'll Whoa!
There's got to be a way to keep
those birds out of my garden.
I've got it!
A brilliant idea!
But I need that balloon!
Oh, hello, Rabbit.
Why, hello, Pooh Bear.
Nice balloon you've got there.
Yes, isn't it?
Christopher Robin
let me borrow it.
You know, I was wondering
if I could borrow it from you.
Well, I don't know.
Honey!
Yes, fresh honey.
Fresh.
You know, watching
Christopher Robin's balloon
has made me a bit hungry,
Rabbit?
I don't suppose
you could look after it for me?
Pooh, I suppose I could.
Always glad happy
ready to help a friend.
But be very, very careful
with it.
I promised Christopher Robin
that I would take care of it.
You're just the thing I need!
Perfect!
There.
That should do the trick.
Oh, hello. You must be
a friend of Rabbit's.
Have you come to visit him?
Oh, no need to be shy.
I'm a friend of rabbit's, too.
Yike!
Help!
Run, Tigger! Run!
There's a big monster
right behind me!
Where?
Let me at him!
Let me at him!
Hey, don't get pushy!
Don't get pushy!
I think he's mad.
Oh, a tough guy, eh?
Ha! You missed me!
This guy isn't so tough.
Hmm.
This calls for
a little strategery.
Listen, Piglet, follow me.
Okay, Piglet,
now, here's the plan.
Get him!
Good work, Piglet!
You got him on the run!
Don't let go!
What's going on? Wha
The balloon, it's gone.
Oh, my! Oh, my!
Oh, my, my, my!
Yo!
I got you, kid!
I got
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Where's the balloon?
How could you?
How could you?
How could we what, bunny boy?
You broke my scarecrow.
Oh, my. Oh, my The balloon.
I borrowed it from Booh Pear
Pooh Bear
who borrowed it
from Ristopher Crobin
Ristopher Cribbin
It's Pooh Bear.
Pooh Bear! Quick!
Back to the house!
I gotta go home!
Rock-a-bye bunny ♪
In the tee-trop
uh, treetop ♪
When the wind blows ♪
The radle will crop ♪
When the bough breaks ♪
- What happened to the ba
- Shh!
The balloon's asleep, Pooh Bear.
I don't hear it sleeping,
Rabbit.
You know, it's much smaller
when it sleeps.
Why absotively posilutely!
They have to shrink, Pooh,
so they can fit in the bed
for goodness sake.
Wake up, balloon.
Time to go back
to Christopher Robin.
No, you'll wake it, Pooh.
Why, it's not sleeping.
Its eyes are open.
But shouldn't it be big now?
Now that it's awake, I mean.
Oh, it's no good.
Pooh, we popped the balloon.
Oh, bother.
What shall I tell
Christopher Robin?
You don't suppose he'd believe
it was asleep, do you?
No! I must tell him the truth!
No, no, no! If you tell him
that he popped his balloon,
he'll never talk to us again.
We must make a pact
to never tell Christopher Robin
about this.
Now raise your right hands
and right legs.
Now, jump and down and promise,
Friends together, friends apart,
I'll never, never,
cross my heart,
tell how this balloon
was popped.
And if I do, I hope I drop.
Now you hide it.
Oh, can't sleep either,
huh, balloon?
You, Pooh Bear, have been
accused of popping a balloon!
He broke my balloon!
How can I ever speak
to him again?
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Silence!
Pooh Bear, how do you plead?
Guilty!
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Christopher!
Oh, my! It's Pooh Bear!
Oh, he's gonna tell Christopher
Robin about the balloon.
Watch where you're going!
You almost made me drop
Christopher Robin's balloon.
But I'm Christopher Robin's
balloon.
What are you talking about?
I've got his balloon.
Now, what are you three up to?
I'm sorry,
but I broke your balloon,
Christopher Robin.
No, I did. Tiggers are
the ballooniest breakers.
Uh, I'm actually the one
who p-p-popped it.
Christopher Robin, we're sorry,
but we all broke your balloon.
Christopher Robin,
I have broken your balloon.
It's not broken,
it's only untied.
The air's out of it.
Oh, no! Not again!
Hold on,
you two balloony brains!
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Hey! Come back,
you balloonatics!