The Quintessential Quintuplets (2019) s01e03 Episode Script
A Mountain of Problems
1
What's this?
Respond, sensor!
Dammit.
Not only those five,
but you're going to get in my way too?!
Um
I'm the tutor for the Nakano's
who live on the 30th floor, Uesugi.
This door here is broken.
Hello!
What are you doing here alone?
Miku!
You don't know what an automatic lock is
in this age?
If you just punch in our room number here,
it'll connect you.
Ohh!
Oh. W-Well, I knew that.
I screwed up from the start.
A rough road lies ahead, but--
-What are you doing?
-Hm?
Oh Y-Yeah.
You're going to tutor us, right?
I knew you would come.
Welcome, Uesugi-san!
Yo
Umm
Aren't they around there somewhere?
Your white pants, right?
I'm sorry.
Why are you still sleeping past noon?
Oh! Whoa!
Ichika, when did you get this?
I-It's so sexy.
You have the same face.
I'm sure you can pull it off too.
What?!
You got to throw out
your grade school panties sooner or later.
U-Uesugi-san's here! Shh! Shh!
Ermm, um
What do you think, Uesugi-san?
Do you think I'd look
I don't care what you wear,
just get dressed.
Hmph!
Uesugi-san, you have no sense of fashion!
Now, we're ready to go!
Let's begin studying!
Well, I guess I'll just watch here.
Teach me Japanese History
like you promised.
I'll just be studying on my own here.
There are still many problems,
but it's major progress
compared to before.
Hey! Please wait!
These guys are still human.
If I treat them nicely,
we can understand each other!
All right, let's do it!
You're still around?
You haven't given up on tutoring yet?
I hope you don't fall asleep
halfway through like last time.
That's because you drugged me.
Whoops, hold it in.
I have to be nice. Be nice.
How about it?
Why don't you join us, Nino?
Over my dead body.
I guess four will do for now.
Then let's do it just with us today.
Okay!
Oh yeah, Yotsuba.
My friend on the basketball team's looking
for a substitute player right now.
You're athletic,
so why don't you go help with their match?
R-Right now?
Um, but
I hear that one of
their only five members had a fracture.
They probably won't be able to
enter their match at this rate. How sad.
Ha, why would you go and Hm?
They must've practiced really hard.
Oh, how sad.
Yotsuba?
Uesugi-san, I'm sorry!
I can't ignore people in need!
You're kidding
She's the type that can never say no
to anyone.
Ichika, didn't you say that you had work
at 2 p.m.?
Whoa, shoot! I forgot!
What?
Itsuki too.
You should study at the library
rather than here in this rowdy place.
That's true.
What?!
Uh, uh
Okay, everyone gather around.
We're going to begin the lesson.
Futaro, face reality.
Everyone's gone already.
Damn Nino,
getting in my way every time.
What does she want?
Hey, Miku, you were still here?
Go buy my juice that you drank
by mistake.
-I bought it already.
-What?
Now, let's start the lesson.
All right, let's switch it up.
Matcha Soda?
Wait a second, Miku! Oh
Where are we going to start?
Then let's begin from the Kamakura period.
Since when did you two become so close?
Oh! So a guy with a boring face
like this is your type?
She just said something messed up.
Because Nino likes pretty boys.
You're a little messed up too.
Huh? What's so bad
about liking pretty boys?
You trying to say that
what's inside counts more?
So what if I am?
I see now.
You don't care about appearances
which is why you can wear rags like this.
You think these claws are stylish?
I don't think you would ever understand!
I wouldn't want to.
Y-You two are sisters,
so be nice to each other.
Who cares about appearances
or what's on the inside right now?
That's true. Don't bother us anymore.
Bother you?!
-Hm?
-O-Oh!
Then just as you say,
let's have a match based on what's inside.
Let's see who's more talented
with a cooking battle!
W-Why?
If I win, we don't study today!
Y-You wouldn't do something like that,
right?
Futaro, I'll make this quick,
so sit back and wait.
You should be sitting!
Nothing ever goes right
Tadah! A Dutch Baby
with seasonal vegetables and prosciutto!
A-A rice omelet
Now, judge whose dish tastes better.
Never mind, I'll eat it myself!
You worked hard to make it,
so let's have him eat some.
Thank you for the food.
Mm, they're both pretty good.
What?
I'm serious.
POOR TASTE BUDS
Both are good.
Huh? That can't be Oh.
What the heck! How boring!
Jeez, that girl.
It's already getting late.
We completely fell for Nino's trap.
I'll have to come again.
Sorry.
But now, I know for sure.
I don't know why,
but Nino has a special distaste for me.
That darn Nino. I doubt there will ever be
a day we understand each other.
I don't think that's true.
What?
Miku?
If you face her with honesty,
she'll understand.
Honesty? What am I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to know?
Isn't it your job to figure that out,
Futaro?
Oh
Face her with honesty
Honesty
Oh, crap.
Umm
What?
My bad, I left my flash cards.
I'll be showering, so let yourself in.
Hey, Miku. You sure about that?
E Excuse me!
M Miku?!
You're out already?!
Hmm?
Oh yeah, she's the type that doesn't care.
I'll just quickly take them and leave.
Who's there?
Miku?
Weren't you going to shower?
It's free.
Nino?!
Can you grab my contacts
from the usual cabinet shelf?
She can't see me with her poor eyesight?
Th-That was close.
But what do I do?
If she found out how dishonest I was now,
I'll be dead.
What do I do?
What?
Are you still mad about
me being mean to you at lunch?
Oh, crap!
W-Which cabinet are the contacts in?
Is it here?
I just got carried away.
I do feel bad about it.
Dammit, where are they?!
What are you doing? They're not there!
They're in the cabinet above there!
Huh? I swear they were here
Hmm?
This is no situation
to face her right now!
I can't take it anymore!
I'm going to run!
So you are mad still!
This is his fault!
It's all his fault.
He barged into our house just
because he was ordered by Dad!
There's no room for that guy
to come into us five's home.
Is she perhaps
That's it!
He's banned from this point on!
W-Watch out! Above you!
Huh?
At this moment,
I had not realized yet.
W-Who are you?
Thank you very much for today.
Ichika-chan,
you were as great as always today.
I look forward to next time too.
Yes.
I hadn't realize how difficult it'd be
to face each of these five idiots.
Thank you so much!
Nakano-san,
you're a great, reliable player!
Let's do our best next time too!
Hey, we have a favor to ask you.
Could you officially join
our basketball team?
What?
Nor that I'd learn myself.
She said something weird
So a guy with a boring face
like this is your type?
But that's not true
That I'd learn how I'm an idiot myself.
Y-You're trespassing!
N-No! I just came
to take them, that's all!
Take them? Shots of my naked body?
You pervert!
Sleazeball! Photo snatcher!
Not that "take"!
Huh?
Disgusting!
Order in the court!
Your Honor, please see this.
While the defendant was
in the position of a tutor,
he let loose his sexual desires
on a young high school girl.
There's no mistake this photo
is defendant Uesugi, am I right?
I-I'm innocent.
HELPING THE TEAM
Your Honor.
Yes, the plaintiff, Nino-kun!
This guy acted
like he left the condo once,
but was waiting
until I got out of the shower.
H-Hey, that's a lie!
Due to this vicious crime,
I demand this guy
be banned from this point on.
Wha That's asking a little too much!
Such a terrible shame.
Ichika, I only came to take back my--
Hmph!
Y-Your Honor.
I object.
Futaro does have a villainous face,
but he's innocent.
Wait, a villainous face?
I let him in through the intercom.
There's a recording too.
This was an accident.
Miku!
You still going to take this guy's side?
He said it clearly!
He came to take a photo of me!
He came to take back what he forgot.
Your Honor.
Miku is protecting the defendant based
on personal feelings!
N No.
Miku, I believed that you'd believe me.
Please don't come any closer.
Huh?!
Oh, does that attitude mean
that you're being careful of him?
I'm not. It's just your imagination.
Just to let you know,
I was seen naked!
It's nothing special to see.
You might think that way,
but I'm different!
Our bodies aren't that different!
N-Now's not the time to be fighting
Itsuki, you be quiet.
And you better delete that picture too.
Your Honor!
There, there.
Ermm.
Even if what Miku says is true,
would you end up in a position like this?
Ichika! I knew you would understand.
This guy was suddenly all over me!
Well, at that moment
Futaro, is that true?
Y-Yes, but that's--
Actually, he's guilty. Commit seppuku.
M-Miku-san?!
This is bad, I have to deny it
or I'm not going to be able
to tutor at this rate.
But will they believe me?
Some books--
Some books fell from the shelf
and he was protecting Nino
If you look closely,
it does look that way too.
Am I wrong?
Th-That's exactly right!
Thanks, Itsuki!
I have no reason to be thanked by you.
I only stated one of the possibilities,
that's all.
That's true.
I didn't think Futaro-kun had the guts
for it anyway.
W-Wait! Why are you all acting
like this is wrapped up?
Don't say such random stuff!
Nino, just drop it.
Why, you
Now, don't get so worked up.
Remember how us five sisters
got along so well back then?
But it was still an accident caused
by my carelessness.
Sorry about that.
Back then?
Huh?
I
Hey, Nino?
She ran out, but is that okay?
Yeah. Just leave her.
I can finally go home and study
Hey, dinner's ready!
Guess what?
Today's your favorite curry udon noodles!
Are they going to be okay this way?
Wait, I shouldn't get involved
in other family's problems.
Hm?
Oh.
Jeez, you're useless!
What
She didn't have a key with her?
But she didn't want to look stupid,
asking the others to let her in.
What are you looking at?
I don't ever want to see your face again!
Really. Well, sorry!
She'll probably get mad if I help her.
You can wait by yourself.
Huh?
What are you doing?
I had a problem I just couldn't remember.
Until I remember it,
I don't feel right going home.
Is that so.
All you talk about is studying.
How stupid.
Calling studying stupid
is a contradiction.
Or you can say that we study,
because we're stupid.
Shut up.
Everyone's stupid, I hate them.
Hate? Does that include your sisters?
That's a lie.
It's not a lie!
They're crazy to welcome some unknown guy
like you inside.
There's no--
"There's no room for that guy
to come into us five's home."
That's what you said, right?
Enough, just shut up!
If you only hate me,
it doesn't make sense.
You hate your sisters?
Rather, isn't it the opposite?
Don't you actually love your five sisters?
That's why you don't like
outsiders like me.
What the heck?
You've got it completely wrong.
You act like you understand me and all.
That's impossible. How creepy.
So what?
What's wrong with it?
All I want
Nino, I understand how you feel.
I have a little sister too.
That's right!
I'm not wrong, right?
How stupid!
Why do I have to get upset?
I've made up my mind!
I won't accept you!
Even if that means my sisters
will hate me.
Nino.
How long are you going to stay here for?
Come in.
Miku.
Oh, you were here too, Futaro?
That's perfect, about tomorrow--
Now, let's go home, Miku!
But I'm not finished talk--
Let's. Just. Get. Going!
Looks like it'll get even tougher.
This is why I hate
getting involved too much.
Subtitle translation by
Kanami Kitabayashi
Quintuplet facts!
Nino's in charge of cooking!
But we're taking turns
from now on!
-Okay! I'll measure water by eye!
-You're fired!
-Six bowls of rice each!
-You're fired!
-I ordered pizza!
-You're fired!
-I will--
-You're fired!
What's this?
Respond, sensor!
Dammit.
Not only those five,
but you're going to get in my way too?!
Um
I'm the tutor for the Nakano's
who live on the 30th floor, Uesugi.
This door here is broken.
Hello!
What are you doing here alone?
Miku!
You don't know what an automatic lock is
in this age?
If you just punch in our room number here,
it'll connect you.
Ohh!
Oh. W-Well, I knew that.
I screwed up from the start.
A rough road lies ahead, but--
-What are you doing?
-Hm?
Oh Y-Yeah.
You're going to tutor us, right?
I knew you would come.
Welcome, Uesugi-san!
Yo
Umm
Aren't they around there somewhere?
Your white pants, right?
I'm sorry.
Why are you still sleeping past noon?
Oh! Whoa!
Ichika, when did you get this?
I-It's so sexy.
You have the same face.
I'm sure you can pull it off too.
What?!
You got to throw out
your grade school panties sooner or later.
U-Uesugi-san's here! Shh! Shh!
Ermm, um
What do you think, Uesugi-san?
Do you think I'd look
I don't care what you wear,
just get dressed.
Hmph!
Uesugi-san, you have no sense of fashion!
Now, we're ready to go!
Let's begin studying!
Well, I guess I'll just watch here.
Teach me Japanese History
like you promised.
I'll just be studying on my own here.
There are still many problems,
but it's major progress
compared to before.
Hey! Please wait!
These guys are still human.
If I treat them nicely,
we can understand each other!
All right, let's do it!
You're still around?
You haven't given up on tutoring yet?
I hope you don't fall asleep
halfway through like last time.
That's because you drugged me.
Whoops, hold it in.
I have to be nice. Be nice.
How about it?
Why don't you join us, Nino?
Over my dead body.
I guess four will do for now.
Then let's do it just with us today.
Okay!
Oh yeah, Yotsuba.
My friend on the basketball team's looking
for a substitute player right now.
You're athletic,
so why don't you go help with their match?
R-Right now?
Um, but
I hear that one of
their only five members had a fracture.
They probably won't be able to
enter their match at this rate. How sad.
Ha, why would you go and Hm?
They must've practiced really hard.
Oh, how sad.
Yotsuba?
Uesugi-san, I'm sorry!
I can't ignore people in need!
You're kidding
She's the type that can never say no
to anyone.
Ichika, didn't you say that you had work
at 2 p.m.?
Whoa, shoot! I forgot!
What?
Itsuki too.
You should study at the library
rather than here in this rowdy place.
That's true.
What?!
Uh, uh
Okay, everyone gather around.
We're going to begin the lesson.
Futaro, face reality.
Everyone's gone already.
Damn Nino,
getting in my way every time.
What does she want?
Hey, Miku, you were still here?
Go buy my juice that you drank
by mistake.
-I bought it already.
-What?
Now, let's start the lesson.
All right, let's switch it up.
Matcha Soda?
Wait a second, Miku! Oh
Where are we going to start?
Then let's begin from the Kamakura period.
Since when did you two become so close?
Oh! So a guy with a boring face
like this is your type?
She just said something messed up.
Because Nino likes pretty boys.
You're a little messed up too.
Huh? What's so bad
about liking pretty boys?
You trying to say that
what's inside counts more?
So what if I am?
I see now.
You don't care about appearances
which is why you can wear rags like this.
You think these claws are stylish?
I don't think you would ever understand!
I wouldn't want to.
Y-You two are sisters,
so be nice to each other.
Who cares about appearances
or what's on the inside right now?
That's true. Don't bother us anymore.
Bother you?!
-Hm?
-O-Oh!
Then just as you say,
let's have a match based on what's inside.
Let's see who's more talented
with a cooking battle!
W-Why?
If I win, we don't study today!
Y-You wouldn't do something like that,
right?
Futaro, I'll make this quick,
so sit back and wait.
You should be sitting!
Nothing ever goes right
Tadah! A Dutch Baby
with seasonal vegetables and prosciutto!
A-A rice omelet
Now, judge whose dish tastes better.
Never mind, I'll eat it myself!
You worked hard to make it,
so let's have him eat some.
Thank you for the food.
Mm, they're both pretty good.
What?
I'm serious.
POOR TASTE BUDS
Both are good.
Huh? That can't be Oh.
What the heck! How boring!
Jeez, that girl.
It's already getting late.
We completely fell for Nino's trap.
I'll have to come again.
Sorry.
But now, I know for sure.
I don't know why,
but Nino has a special distaste for me.
That darn Nino. I doubt there will ever be
a day we understand each other.
I don't think that's true.
What?
Miku?
If you face her with honesty,
she'll understand.
Honesty? What am I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to know?
Isn't it your job to figure that out,
Futaro?
Oh
Face her with honesty
Honesty
Oh, crap.
Umm
What?
My bad, I left my flash cards.
I'll be showering, so let yourself in.
Hey, Miku. You sure about that?
E Excuse me!
M Miku?!
You're out already?!
Hmm?
Oh yeah, she's the type that doesn't care.
I'll just quickly take them and leave.
Who's there?
Miku?
Weren't you going to shower?
It's free.
Nino?!
Can you grab my contacts
from the usual cabinet shelf?
She can't see me with her poor eyesight?
Th-That was close.
But what do I do?
If she found out how dishonest I was now,
I'll be dead.
What do I do?
What?
Are you still mad about
me being mean to you at lunch?
Oh, crap!
W-Which cabinet are the contacts in?
Is it here?
I just got carried away.
I do feel bad about it.
Dammit, where are they?!
What are you doing? They're not there!
They're in the cabinet above there!
Huh? I swear they were here
Hmm?
This is no situation
to face her right now!
I can't take it anymore!
I'm going to run!
So you are mad still!
This is his fault!
It's all his fault.
He barged into our house just
because he was ordered by Dad!
There's no room for that guy
to come into us five's home.
Is she perhaps
That's it!
He's banned from this point on!
W-Watch out! Above you!
Huh?
At this moment,
I had not realized yet.
W-Who are you?
Thank you very much for today.
Ichika-chan,
you were as great as always today.
I look forward to next time too.
Yes.
I hadn't realize how difficult it'd be
to face each of these five idiots.
Thank you so much!
Nakano-san,
you're a great, reliable player!
Let's do our best next time too!
Hey, we have a favor to ask you.
Could you officially join
our basketball team?
What?
Nor that I'd learn myself.
She said something weird
So a guy with a boring face
like this is your type?
But that's not true
That I'd learn how I'm an idiot myself.
Y-You're trespassing!
N-No! I just came
to take them, that's all!
Take them? Shots of my naked body?
You pervert!
Sleazeball! Photo snatcher!
Not that "take"!
Huh?
Disgusting!
Order in the court!
Your Honor, please see this.
While the defendant was
in the position of a tutor,
he let loose his sexual desires
on a young high school girl.
There's no mistake this photo
is defendant Uesugi, am I right?
I-I'm innocent.
HELPING THE TEAM
Your Honor.
Yes, the plaintiff, Nino-kun!
This guy acted
like he left the condo once,
but was waiting
until I got out of the shower.
H-Hey, that's a lie!
Due to this vicious crime,
I demand this guy
be banned from this point on.
Wha That's asking a little too much!
Such a terrible shame.
Ichika, I only came to take back my--
Hmph!
Y-Your Honor.
I object.
Futaro does have a villainous face,
but he's innocent.
Wait, a villainous face?
I let him in through the intercom.
There's a recording too.
This was an accident.
Miku!
You still going to take this guy's side?
He said it clearly!
He came to take a photo of me!
He came to take back what he forgot.
Your Honor.
Miku is protecting the defendant based
on personal feelings!
N No.
Miku, I believed that you'd believe me.
Please don't come any closer.
Huh?!
Oh, does that attitude mean
that you're being careful of him?
I'm not. It's just your imagination.
Just to let you know,
I was seen naked!
It's nothing special to see.
You might think that way,
but I'm different!
Our bodies aren't that different!
N-Now's not the time to be fighting
Itsuki, you be quiet.
And you better delete that picture too.
Your Honor!
There, there.
Ermm.
Even if what Miku says is true,
would you end up in a position like this?
Ichika! I knew you would understand.
This guy was suddenly all over me!
Well, at that moment
Futaro, is that true?
Y-Yes, but that's--
Actually, he's guilty. Commit seppuku.
M-Miku-san?!
This is bad, I have to deny it
or I'm not going to be able
to tutor at this rate.
But will they believe me?
Some books--
Some books fell from the shelf
and he was protecting Nino
If you look closely,
it does look that way too.
Am I wrong?
Th-That's exactly right!
Thanks, Itsuki!
I have no reason to be thanked by you.
I only stated one of the possibilities,
that's all.
That's true.
I didn't think Futaro-kun had the guts
for it anyway.
W-Wait! Why are you all acting
like this is wrapped up?
Don't say such random stuff!
Nino, just drop it.
Why, you
Now, don't get so worked up.
Remember how us five sisters
got along so well back then?
But it was still an accident caused
by my carelessness.
Sorry about that.
Back then?
Huh?
I
Hey, Nino?
She ran out, but is that okay?
Yeah. Just leave her.
I can finally go home and study
Hey, dinner's ready!
Guess what?
Today's your favorite curry udon noodles!
Are they going to be okay this way?
Wait, I shouldn't get involved
in other family's problems.
Hm?
Oh.
Jeez, you're useless!
What
She didn't have a key with her?
But she didn't want to look stupid,
asking the others to let her in.
What are you looking at?
I don't ever want to see your face again!
Really. Well, sorry!
She'll probably get mad if I help her.
You can wait by yourself.
Huh?
What are you doing?
I had a problem I just couldn't remember.
Until I remember it,
I don't feel right going home.
Is that so.
All you talk about is studying.
How stupid.
Calling studying stupid
is a contradiction.
Or you can say that we study,
because we're stupid.
Shut up.
Everyone's stupid, I hate them.
Hate? Does that include your sisters?
That's a lie.
It's not a lie!
They're crazy to welcome some unknown guy
like you inside.
There's no--
"There's no room for that guy
to come into us five's home."
That's what you said, right?
Enough, just shut up!
If you only hate me,
it doesn't make sense.
You hate your sisters?
Rather, isn't it the opposite?
Don't you actually love your five sisters?
That's why you don't like
outsiders like me.
What the heck?
You've got it completely wrong.
You act like you understand me and all.
That's impossible. How creepy.
So what?
What's wrong with it?
All I want
Nino, I understand how you feel.
I have a little sister too.
That's right!
I'm not wrong, right?
How stupid!
Why do I have to get upset?
I've made up my mind!
I won't accept you!
Even if that means my sisters
will hate me.
Nino.
How long are you going to stay here for?
Come in.
Miku.
Oh, you were here too, Futaro?
That's perfect, about tomorrow--
Now, let's go home, Miku!
But I'm not finished talk--
Let's. Just. Get. Going!
Looks like it'll get even tougher.
This is why I hate
getting involved too much.
Subtitle translation by
Kanami Kitabayashi
Quintuplet facts!
Nino's in charge of cooking!
But we're taking turns
from now on!
-Okay! I'll measure water by eye!
-You're fired!
-Six bowls of rice each!
-You're fired!
-I ordered pizza!
-You're fired!
-I will--
-You're fired!