The Sisters Grimm (2025) s01e03 Episode Script

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Tell me who you are or feel my wrath.
[yelps] Hold tight.
Sabrina.
Who are you?
We came to rescue Granny.
[stammers]
Wait, are you Relda's grandkids?
[pants] You okay?
- Yeah, Puck shielded us.
- [groans] Hmm?
Thanks.
Oh, please.
I was protecting myself, not you.
I am royalty, after all.
Yes, so gallant of you, Puck.
What's wrong with you? She's seven.
[chuckles] Ask the girl who brings
a seven-year-old into the forbidden room.
Huh?
Whoa.
Are you supposed to be the magic mirror?
Not supposed to be. I am.
Relda and Canis were captured by a giant,
but she sent us here.
I think we need your help to save her.
[scoffs] Oh, please. By yourselves?
[chuckles] You're just as headstrong
and impulsive as your father.
[scoffs] Sounds like you don't know much
about my dad.
Sounds like you don't know much
about your dad.
[sighs] That might be true.
What I do know
is that our parents are gone,
it has something to do with
red handprints,
and this smelly boy flies
and turns into bugs.
Anything else, Daphne?
Uh, the mayor is after us
and may control the giant.
Yeah. So if we don't find Relda,
we lose the only chance
we have to find your friend, our dad.
Ugh. Sabrina, I'm sorry.
That's a lot for anyone,
let alone a 12-year-old.
Well then, hustle up a look-see
to make sure the old bird's alive.
This country's youth.
Care to ask the right way?
Ugh. Can you please show us?
No.
[grunts]
[gasps]
Wait, the right way?
Like, "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
who's the fairest of them all?"
Whoa. Snow White?
Ah, smart girl. Maybe not all is lost.
Mirror, Mirror, they're just kids.
Show us where ol' Granny is.
That doesn't really rhyme.
Yes, it does.
"Ids" and "is"? That's a half rhyme.
You're a half rhyme.
[sighs]
[Daphne] Sabrina, they're alive.
And still in the giant's pocket.
Hmm. Oh, I'll need a bigger sword.
Me too.
It's too dangerou--
I mean, I travel alone.
The dirty boy is right.
It is too dangerous.
Giants won't eat for days.
But when they do
- [growls]
- Uh
[barking]
[pounding on door]
It's Hamstead.
This is the police. Open the door.
Please, Mr. Mirror.
We have to save Granny and Canis.
Can you help us?
This is not a great idea--
it's awful actually--
but you probably need
Jack of the beanstalk fame.
Ooh, he looks cool.
We don't need him. I can do it.
[chuckles] No. Jack knows giants.
I know more giants than Jack.
Oh, yeah? When did you meet a giant?
[scoffs] A bunch of times.
[growls, barks]
So, where do we find Jack?
Well, he used to work
at Al's Big and Tall Clothing.
But currently, Jack's in jail.
[Daphne] What? Why?
Al found out
Jack kept the change for himself.
- Ah, now who's dirty?
- Ugh.
So, we need to talk
to a thief in the clink?
Basically, yes.
Unless you have a better idea?
Will we get sent back to foster care?
[barking]
We won't be able
to find Granny or Mom and Dad.
[pounding on door]
Your family hasn't acquired
the most information on magic
and survived centuries
of monsters and ogres
because they couldn't exit a house.
You're Grimms.
Make the impossible possible.
Mirror, Mirror, make it clear:
How can we get out of here?
That's better. Hand me your keys.
- An old rug?
- No
a carpet.
[Sabrina, Daphne scream]
How do we steer?
Tell it what to do.
Carpet, down. [screams]
[gasps] Elvis!
Carpet, stop.
[groans]
Oy, we're running away here.
[pants]
Carpet, go!
[Hamstead grunts] Gotcha.
- [strains] Oh, crumbs!
- [groans] Get off!
[gasps, grunting]
- [screams]
- Pull over!
Sabrina, he's got my foot.
- [Puck yowling]
- [screams]
Hands off my lackeys.
We're not your lackeys.
Fairies are the worst.
[grunting, groaning]
[chuckling]
Thanks.
Ew, don't get mushy.
[growls, barks]
[grunts, strains]
[Sabrina] Carpet, go.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, you smelly old rug.
[straining] Oh, right. I locked it.
[strains, grunts]
[whistles]
Jennifer, tell the team
to grab that squad car.
[grunts]
My prowler?
That's just criminal.
It's okay. She didn't mean it.
Uh
Are you feeling better?
[chuckles]
Hey. Good luck, stinky!
Ew, don't get mushy.
[scoffs]
Wow. The town looks
so different from up here.
Wow. You really figured out the mirror
and the magic carpet.
I feel like we were born for this.
- Carpet, to the jail. Whoo!
- [screams]
Come on. Best two out of three.
You're on, cupcake.
[hen clucks]
Jack, we need your help.
We do? And who is we?
We're Relda Grimm's granddaughters.
She's been captured by a giant.
Giant? Right.
I'd love to help,
but I'm a little bit busy being in jail.
Although maybe you lot
can lend a mate a hand.
[sighs] Can't you just tell us what to do?
Have you ever defeated a giant?
Um, no.
Exactly. Which is why you need an expert.
- Should we break you out?
- Daphne.
I would never ask you to do that.
I have an idea,
but you're gonna need my jacket.
The jailer is Ichabod Crane
of the Headless Horseman Cranes.
And maybe if you ask him in the right way
And you promise you'll help us?
It's what I was born to do.
Dot my I and cross my T.
Are you sure about this?
Totally, I think.
[sighs]
[pencil clatters]
[mumbling]
[grunts] Ow.
[imitating Headless Horseman] Crane.
[normal] Ugh.
[gasps] Wha-- Who?
[imitating Headless Horseman] Crane!
[yelps]
I thought you were gone. [sobs]
[Crane] Please don't take my head.
I will, unless you do my bidding.
Yes. Anything, anything!
Then you must release
Jack, the Giant Slayer.
Huh? What? Jack? Why?
Uh, so he can
[gasps] slay a giant.
Oh. Yes, of course.
Coming right up. [chuckles]
Oh, my gosh. It worked.
- Guess Jack knows what he's doing.
- [barks]
Yeah! Yeehaw, Elvis. [grunts]
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Whoa!
[Sabrina] Daphne, hang tight.
I just need to-- [gasps]
Huh?
You're children?
Old friends of mine, Ichy, mate.
[grunts]
[groaning]
Come on, Daph.
Nice to meet you.
- [screams]
- Whoa!
Wait!
- [pants, screams]
- [barks]
- Yes. Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
Nice work, Elvis.
[screams]
- [shudders]
- Whoa!
- [gasps]
- What's going on?
Too much weight.
We'd best fly low for a bit.
[gasps] Sabrina, look.
Hamstead, this is all your fault.
This will ruin the ball tonight.
Ball?
He holds one every year to "raise money."
Mostly to line his pockets.
But it could be just the thing we need
to get into Charming's mansion.
- Whoa.
- [screams]
[screams] Stop, stop, stop.
[grunts, yelps]
Mr. Seven, follow that carpet.
Oh, come on. Come on, go!
Mind if I take over?
I've flown a few carpets in my day.
Uh, sure. Have fun.
- [screams]
- [Daphne screams, chuckles] Whoo!
[siren blares]
Everyone, duck!
[Jack] Whoo-hoo!
I think we lost them.
- [rumbling]
- [gasps] What is that?
[gasps]
That is that.
[screaming]
Do you think we can outrun him?
I wouldn't count on it.
Girls, we got two options.
One, we could try and fight
and get squashed,
or two, fly to Relda's to get
the proper tools for this battle.
- Two, two. Definitely two.
- Two.
Carpet, get us out of here.
Come and get it.
See you again soon, big fella.
This is more fun than I've had in years.
Huh?
Oh, boy. It's pooping out.
[siren blaring]
- Step away f-- [groans]
- [megaphone screeches]
Step away from the carpet.
We have you surrounded.
Come on, mate. One more lift.
Huh? [grunts]
You come back here now!
[grunts]
Whoo-hoo!
[screams]
Daphne!
[screams, grunts]
Gotcha.
- Daphne.
- Sabrina.
Thank you for all of this.
It's okay. Relda has done a lot for me.
I owe it to her.
Are you okay?
Yes, but I just thought about
how bad I'd feel
if I never got to see Mom and Dad again.
That won't happen.
Of course not.
That's not how immortals die.
But we are not immortal.
Oh, I forgot. I'm sorry.
Right. Let's get you two home.
[engine hissing]
Poor carpet. You worked so hard.
Relda told us not to let anyone in.
Then what do we do?
Listen to Relda. He's a con and a thief.
Puck, we need his help.
Help with what?
Trying on extra-large pants?
You weren't supposed to bring him back.
Look at this guy in his turtleneck.
Two girls and a garden gnome
won't stop a giant, mate.
- I'm not your mate.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You don't need a mate, you need a hero.
I've been doing this for 500 years.
When people need me, I show up.
[stammers, scoffs] Okay, deadbeat.
What's your plan?
Since Charming's scheme
is to use the giant
to scare people
into selling him their land,
he'll have a map
of his planned acquisitions.
If we find that map,
we'll know the giant's next target.
You really think there's a map?
[chuckles] Oh, I've seen it.
Who do you think tailors Charming's suits?
But I need the mirror.
No way.
That room is off-limits.
Sabrina, we don't have much time.
Just give us a minute.
- [straining]
- [Puck] Hey!
Worst idea ever!
It's not great, but Relda told us
to write our own stories.
It's up to us, and right now,
we're between a rock and a giant's fist.
Why don't you trust me?
Uh, maybe because you tried to drown us.
Okay, granted,
but this is a terrible idea.
That guy's a menace.
[bird chirps]
- Ah! Wait, wait, hold on.
- [bird chirps]
I'm telling you,
this is how everything goes wrong.
Or maybe this is how
we make the impossible possible.
[sighs] Okay.
Come in, Jack.
[gasps]
You-- I-- [screams]
I hate this!
Puck, wait.
[chuckles] You're home now. Thank you.
Hello? Mirror? Mirror?
Where's the carpet? [gasps]
What did you do to it?
Turn off the drama, Mirror.
I've come to help.
I told you to talk to Jack,
not bring Jack here.
We're sneaking
into Charming's ball tonight,
and we need disguises.
[gasps] Try a costume shop.
We also need the slippers.
What slippers?
[chuckles] Absolutely not.
They were trusted to this family
for safekeeping.
We're Grimms. We are the family.
Ugh. Touché, little one.
- Wow.
- Whoa.
Whoa. Sabrina.
Wow.
We're not in Kansas anymore, girls.
[Sabrina] I-Is this your house?
[Mirror groans]
It's an arcana-powered, multiphasic,
transdimensional pocket universe.
What's a "banana-powdered,
multi-plastic"--
The Hall of Wonders
houses the most dangerous
and valuable magical items,
all under my guardianship.
Cool. Do you have any bagels?
No.
I trust you still have the keys?
- [gasps, exclaims]
- Wow.
Now, take better care of these
than you did the carpet.
Uh, these aren't going to fit.
Oh, my doubtful girl.
Not everything is as it appears
with Everafters.
[scoffs] I'm getting that.
Go on, hop in.
Ooh. It tingles.
They're so pretty.
Yes, it's a very fine shoe--
leather insoles and uppers--
but we've got to keep a move on, girls.
The costume shop?
That was the first misused magical item
the Grimm family confiscated.
I remember old Wilhelm
trying to get that away from her.
I'll fight giants, but fairy godmothers?
[whistles] You come from a brave family.
You haven't a clue how it works, do you?
Uh [sighs]
Abracadabra?
Please tell me you're joking.
[groans] Your parents
truly taught you nothing.
Three circles, then tap your sister
on the head and name her disguise.
Ooh! I wanna be the Nutcracker.
The Nutcracker.
[gasps] Whoo-hoo, I'm the Nutcracker.
Well, ever since Mom read us King Arthur,
I've always wanted
to be one of the knights of the--
Momma Bear!
[groans] What did you do?
I made you a mama bear
because you're my mama bear.
[groans] I look ridiculous.
Hmm. Maybe we can fix it.
Aha. That's better. [in French] Très chic.
[in English] Now, shall we?
[gasps] You've got a whole room
full of magic beans?
If one bean spills,
this place will be crawling with giants.
[Jack sighs]
You should have seen me before I sold
suits and shoes and ran from Hamstead.
I've dined with queens,
sultans in palaces.
I was-- I was important.
I was somebody special.
We know what it's like when
the life you knew suddenly,
well, isn't that life anymore.
Yeah, I loved it back then,
but we can't live in the past.
We have to move forward.
I can be the Jack who slays giants
and rescues grandmas.
Thanks, girls.
You don't know what you've done for me
by asking me to help.
Yes, it's been such a delight
having you traipsing around in here.
We'll use these to stay in touch.
Seeing as how I'm supposed
to be incarcerated,
it's best I stay outside.
Remember: map, giants, Relda,
then you find your parents.
Click the heels three times and repeat,
"There's no place like"--
[sighs] Wherever you want to be.
Wait, what if I wanted to be
where our parents are?
But that giant
could eat Granny any second.
Shouldn't we save her first so we can
save everyone instead of just Mom and Dad?
I guess Dad would want his mom saved
as much as we want ours saved.
Hang on tight, Daphne.
Whoo!
There's no place like Charming's mansion.
Okay, girls. This is it.
I'll guide you through the radios.
Once you get the map,
I'll cause a distraction
so you can escape.
It's too bad you'll miss the party.
Don't worry. I'll have my fun.
Just remember, the wand's spell
wears off at 9:00 p.m., so work fast.
Charming says he's raising money
for the town,
but looks like it's all for him.
[Daphne gasps]
I think I see Beauty and the Beast.
Can we meet them?
Wait. As exciting as this is,
we have to play it cool.
The real Momma Bear and Nutcracker
know these people.
Even better.
Wait, wait, wait. Be subtle.
Hello, everybody. Guess who's here?
Hmm?
I think we're busted.