The Troop (2009) s01e03 Episode Script
There Is No I in Monster Hunter
[monster roars]
Whoa!
Yeah!
Hayley This is really simple.
Just keep the Fire Salamander
funneled in our direction.
Watch us do the rest.
Jake Ya-haa!
Come here, buddy.
Hey, I've got it on the run,
guys, coming your way.
Yeah.
Come here!
Just guide it to the cage.
No, no, seriously.
I think I got it.
Come here.
Come on.
Where you going?
I gotcha.
Remember, shoot
just above its head.
[zap, zing]
Oh-ho.
Keep its head down.
Keep its head down!
Keep its head down!
Head down! Head down! Head down!
Head wasn't down.
Jake Hey, don't worry.
My mistake.
I'll take care of it.
Wait, don't freelance!
Wait for us!
Jake Ah ha!
Give it up, Sparky!
Got you!
[growl]
Gotcha!
Yes!
Ha, ha.
Yeah!
Not bad, huh?
Oh no.
What have you done?
Captured a Fire Salamander.
Isn't that my job?
[patoo!]
But that's not protocol.
Let it out.
Are you just freaking out
because you didn't catch it.
No, I'm freaking out
because it's going tooh, oh.
[boom, splat]
Ahhh.
Explode.
Oh.
Jake Oh! Oh, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Oh, cold
cold, cold.
Felix Clothes.
We didn't want it taken out.
We wanted it captured.
Yeah, we try not
to destroy every creature
we come across, Jake.
Mr. Stockley Plus, Jake,
when a Fire Salamander
self destructs, it emits
a terrible smelling goo.
No joke.
Look, it was a mistake.
I promise it won't happen again.
That's nice.
However, the problem is that
that goo has been known
to attract Giant
Ravenous Repticores.
Hayley Yeah.
Luckily none have been
spotted in over 100 years.
Jake So, no problem then.
That's because no onhas
been dumb enough to kill a Fire
Salamander in the first place.
And that's why you can
only capture them
in specialized containers.
Didn't you read the report?
I was going to.
I thought it was smarter
to trust my instincts.
[school bell rings]
You guys better
get to class.
We'll clean up the
attack scene later.
Wait.
My science project was
in my backpack.
What should I do?
Ask your instincts.
Oh, I'm on fire.
Jake I'll just tell
him my dog ate it.
If you tell me your dog
ate it, I'm going to fail you
right here.
No, of course not.
I was actually trying
to take the potato clock
to a whole new level.
You know, like an atomic
potato clock -
time, weather, calculator,
you know, potato apps.
But then, it blew up.
You're saying
your potato exploded?
Jake Apparently they're
more volatile than you think.
And if you ask me, it's not
the best use for a potato.
Have you had French fries?
[students laugh]
I'll tell you what,
Mr. Collins, you've got until
Wednesday to hand in your
project or you get an 'F'.
Do you know how many
hours that gives you?
Not exactly.
That's because you don't
have your potato clock.
[school bell rings]
Dude, I said it once and
I'll say it again, ant farm.
[whack!]
Angie Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh, Angie, I am so sorry.
Look, that was
a total accident.
Right.
I'm supposed to believe
that the star athlete,
ballerina and cheerleader
picks this one time in her
whole life to have an accident.
How dumb do you think I am?
No, I just
I didn't see you there.
Oh, so now I'm invisible
to you.
Well, you know that's
not what I meant.
I'm super popular Hayley.
You better get out of my way or
I'll smash your dessert treats
all over you!
Look, Angie, I'm not
like that.
I said I'm sorry and I meant it.
You're only sorry because
you know you've made an enemy,
for life!
What?
[monster growls]
[birds chirp]
[monster growls]
[branches snap, heavy footsteps]
[monster growls]
[monster roars]
[computer beeps]
Ah, Jake, glad you're here.
Look at the activity
levels on the Troop Grid.
[computer beeps]
Great.
I'll suit up and grab a weapon,
something with
a little zing to it?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
The others will do that.
I need you to sweep up the
headquarters and clean up
the microwave.
Some maniac had chili.
[clunk]
Seriously?
And I also need you to
scoop out cells 12 through 39.
Is this a monster
pooper scooper?
Everything poops, Jake.
[Jake sighs]
You've got to let me
hunt monsters.
It's what I was born to do.
I'm sorry about
the Fire Salamander.
I know I should have
read more and
That reminds me.
Here.
Familiarize yourself
with the monsters.
Read it by Monday.
Monday?
But firstgo down
to the Maxi-Mart and pick up
these things.
What is this stuff?
It's what we feed
the monsters.
Oh, and while you're there,
pick up some more chili.
Mr. Collier Oh, can I help
you find something?
Yeah, do you sell bait?
Sure do, Aisle 12.
Nightcrawlers, red worms,
goobers.
How many do you need?
Two, three?
128 pounds.
Wow!
Someone's going fishing.
Ha.
Follow me.
But wait a minute there, son.
You got something
behind your ear.
There we go.
Got it.
Bingo.
So, what's with all the ball
bearings, cotton swabs and
turtle?
It's my Mom's birthday.
It's the thought that counts.
Right this way.
I wouldn't worry about it,
accidents happen.
Yeah, I know that,
but she seemed really mad.
People get mad, Hayley.
That's how they are -
filled with pointless
misdirected anger.
Small minded, seething,
meaningless, bonehead
Felix!
Are you okay?
But believe me, this thing
will vanish faster than
a toxic vapour monster.
[laughter]
[snorty laugh]
[Jake grunts]
No problem, guys.
I got it.
Uhwhere are you
going with the Gleegor?
Gleegor?
This is a monster?
Yeah.
[Gleegor squeaks]
[Gleegor farts]
Well, then, I've got to
go clean up whatever it is
I tucked in its bed.
[Gleegor squeaks]
[Jake grunts]
[Mr. Collier is whistling]
[snort]
Sounds like someone's
got a nasty
[monster roars]
cold.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
[slurp]
[burp]
Hayley Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Ohhhno.
Yup, she sent it
to the whole school.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I can't tell
if those lines are wavy,
meaning you stink, or straight,
meaning you're loud.
This has to stop.
She probably meant you stink.
Hey!
Check this out.
[toy robot rattles]
I just got it.
Good morning, Angie.
Oh, good morning.
What, so you think
you're a Princess now?
Greeting the lowly commoner.
Hey!
Look at me.
I'm Hayley, Queen of the School.
Look, it's just
a peace offering.
I'm just trying to make friends.
More like a bribe.
What, so you think you can
just buy me off.
No.
It's a gift.
I made you some cupcakes
to replace the one
I accidently knocked into you.
Cupcakes, huh?
Now you're teasing me, too.
Cupcakesfor the girl
they used to call Fat Angie!
What?
No, no, I never called you that.
That's because you were
too stuck-up to even talk to me.
You know, I loathe you.
I wouldn't eat your
guilt cakes if you paid me
a million dollars.
Why should you get everything?
Felix It's okay
if someone hates you.
It's a part of life, accept it.
But no one's
ever hated me before.
That's impossible.
They'll always be someone
who doesn't like you.
Look at me, I'm widely disliked
by teachers, students,
a few clergymen
Yeah, well it's not me.
Quakers, immediate
family members.
I had clowns walk out
of my birthday party once.
That's sad.
It's okay.
I got a full refund.
What, what!
We got trouble.
Look at this.
[computer beeps]
"Gemini, today you
will find love."
That's nice.
Mmmmmm.
No, below that.
Missing person.
[computer beeps]
I think we've had an attack.
Wow, he missed
a bridge tournament.
Should we alert National?
I've played with this guy.
He would never a game, so I went
down to the Maxi-Mart
and I found this.
I think you'll find there's
still some Fire Salamander
residue on it.
People
we're going to capture
ourselves a Repticore.
[engine starts]
[ATV revs]
[monster growls]
[blub, blub, blub]
[monster roars]
This stuff really works.
[monster growls]
[monster roars]
Hungry, Repticore?
Yeah, well, eat Quantum
Integrated Reciprocating
Pulse Laser Ray.
[zap]
[monster roars]
Plasma rays don't work.
Note to self - study
the manual better.
Let's try these.
[monster growls]
Whatever they are.
[bang!]
Uh!
[bang!]
Uh!
[bang!]
Argh!
AHHH!
[whoosh, whoosh]
Ahhh!
AH!
Oh!
Oh!
No, I
I can't
get
an 'F'!
[monster roars]
AHHHHHHH!
[Jake screams inside monster]
[monster burps]
[computer voice]
Dispensing weapon.
Ha ha.
[computer voice]
Dispensing weapon.
[electronic hum]
Mr. Stockley,
the weapons dispenser's broken.
It's not broken.
[watch beeps]
It's Jake.
I thought he was
cleaning out the cells.
Where are you?
Hey, Felix.
I've got some good news
and some bad news.
The good news is I'm closing
in on the Repticore.
Really?
How close are you?
Well, that's the bad news.
It kind ofate me.
Oh, wow.
That's bad.
Mr. Stockley I'll stay here
and track you on the Troop Grid.
Just relax, okay?
Felix How'd this happen?
I was just trying to capture
the Repticore on my own
to shows you guys
I'm not a total doofus.
Wow, that worked.
We're on our way.
[goo sloshes]
Look, I know why you
don't want to talk to me.
I over-reacted.
It's just that I've been
going through a lot lately.
My parents aren't
getting along
I'm really sorry to hear
that but, you know,
I really got to go.
It'll just take a second.
Just hear me out.
Where was I?
Your parents.
Oh, right, my parents.
And my dog's missing.
You know, I don't want to
be rude, Angie, but I really
have to go.
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, I know I took
my anger out on you.
That's why I wanted to
give you this gift from me
to say that I'm sorry.
You know, I really
gotta go, sorry.
[splat]
Angie Mmmmphh!
Huh!
I despise you Hayley Steele!
Hayley Sorry!
It's okay to be despised.
Felix Welcome to my world.
Hayley Huh.
Mmmm!
Oh!
[monster roars]
[mimed voice] My name
is Piggy, what's yours?
[goo sloshes]
Oh, hello.
Mr. Collier?
Tell me you brought
a deck of cards.
Sorry.
I didn't expect to see you here.
I guess I must be dreaming.
My dreams have always
been kind of weird
but this one's got me baffled.
Are you okay?
Mr. Collier Must have been
those fish sticks I ate.
I thought they tasted funny.
Are you sure you don't
have a deck of cards?
Uhsorry.
This dream is quickly
becoming a nightmare.
Jake, you still there?
Jake Yeah, haven't
gone anywhere.
Felix Whatever you do, stay
out of the digestive system.
The acids will melt your skin.
Plus, there's only one way out
and you won't like it.
We're almost there, hang tough.
[monster roars]
[loud slurping noise]
Mr. Collier Oh, hey,
I know what happens next.
I get sucked in, meet my Uncle
Lou and we do jigsaw puzzles.
Jake Take my hand.
All right.
Come on.
Come on.
Here we go.
Whew.
[dog growls]
There's a dog on your leg.
Yeah, I have no idea
what it means.
[dog barks]
Jake Guys, I'm really
sorry for all this mess.
Why did you try the
catch the Repticore alone?
I was just trying to prove
that I should be treated like
a full member of the team.
Felix What are you
talking about?
You know, all that hazing,
feeding, the cleaning the cages.
Hayley That's not hazing.
We're just trying
to get you up to speed.
Yeah, you feed the monsters
to learn about them.
You clean headquarters
to know the equipment.
It's about building
a better team.
I have a great idea for team
building - tell the team member
about it before one of them
gets eaten by a giant monster.
Noted.
[Jake sighs]
Mr. Collier It's okay.
Okay, Felix.
Repticore can't see us
so just concentrate
on preparing these explosives.
No rush.
[clang]
OW!
Oh!
[monster roars]
Okay, Felix, now rush.
I need a minute.
You don't have a minute.
Get me one.
Hey, hey, come on!
This way tentacle-face!
Huh, come on!
Come on over here, frog face!
I've seen pickles
scarier than you!
[monster roars]
[tentacle whips]
Oh!
How're we doing, Felix?
Felix I'm still a little
mad at you for rushing me
but I'll get over it!
Hayley Look, I'm glad you're
in a good emotional place
but just do this already!
[monster growls]
Mr. Collier This thing
won't stop moving.
II think I'm
going to throw up.
I think this is one of the
few places where that's okay.
Felix It's actually good
you got swallowed.
The Repticore's stomach
is its only vulnerable spot.
Now, do you see anything in
there that's soft or gooey?
I'm in a stomach.
Everything in here
is soft and gooey.
I'm sending something in.
Make sure you clamp it
to whatever it'll stick to.
Jake Copy that.
Hayley It's got me!
[monster roars]
This will curl, NO!
Ouch!
Coming!
Hayley I'm going
to kick it in the mouth!
Ready?
Aim!
Now!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
OW!
[Hayley grunts]
[monster roars]
[weapon beeps]
Jake Okay, now what?
Drop into its
digestive system!
Jake You said to
stay out of there.
That was before you attached
a bomb to its stomach.
Jake Again, communication
would have been helpful!
Dive, Jake, dive!
[weapon beeps]
[slooshing footsteps]
[monster roars]
[running footsteps]
[monster roars]
[weapon beeps]
[burp]
[boom!]
[splat!]
[slurpy drips]
Jake?
Jake?
[splat]
Oh, no.
[birds chirp]
Whooah!
Oh, that was awesome!
And I thought the Fire
Salamander stank.
Whoo!
That was great!
Thanks, partners.
If he thinks I'm going
to shake that stinky hand
Not until at least
an hour in the scrubber.
Can I wake up now?
Angie?
I have a peace offering.
Frosting!
Oh, thank you.
I thought this would clear
things up between us.
Oh, yeah.
You stole my dog!
Wait
Why are you out to get me,
dognapper?
I hate you, Hayley Steele.
You'll regret the
day you crossed me!
What?
Jake So, he won't
remember any of it?
Not at all.
We snarked him.
Mr. Collins.
Mr. Spezza.
Have you been hiding behind
those lockers waiting for me?
Only for 45 minutes.
Tick tock, tick tock.
Time's up.
Right, the potato clock.
You thought I forget
but funny story, I, uh
Felix Left your project
at my house, last night.
Yeah.
He stayed up all night
working on it.
[potato clock ticks]
Really?
Okay.
I don't get to fail you today,
Collins, but, uh
there's always tomorrow.
Carson Simmons!
You'll get a 'B'.
I would've have given you
an 'A' potato but Mr. Spezza
would never believe it
so I, uh
Jaked it up.
Thanks, man.
I really appreciate that.
Jaked it up?
What does that mean?
Whoa!
Yeah!
Hayley This is really simple.
Just keep the Fire Salamander
funneled in our direction.
Watch us do the rest.
Jake Ya-haa!
Come here, buddy.
Hey, I've got it on the run,
guys, coming your way.
Yeah.
Come here!
Just guide it to the cage.
No, no, seriously.
I think I got it.
Come here.
Come on.
Where you going?
I gotcha.
Remember, shoot
just above its head.
[zap, zing]
Oh-ho.
Keep its head down.
Keep its head down!
Keep its head down!
Head down! Head down! Head down!
Head wasn't down.
Jake Hey, don't worry.
My mistake.
I'll take care of it.
Wait, don't freelance!
Wait for us!
Jake Ah ha!
Give it up, Sparky!
Got you!
[growl]
Gotcha!
Yes!
Ha, ha.
Yeah!
Not bad, huh?
Oh no.
What have you done?
Captured a Fire Salamander.
Isn't that my job?
[patoo!]
But that's not protocol.
Let it out.
Are you just freaking out
because you didn't catch it.
No, I'm freaking out
because it's going tooh, oh.
[boom, splat]
Ahhh.
Explode.
Oh.
Jake Oh! Oh, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Oh, cold
cold, cold.
Felix Clothes.
We didn't want it taken out.
We wanted it captured.
Yeah, we try not
to destroy every creature
we come across, Jake.
Mr. Stockley Plus, Jake,
when a Fire Salamander
self destructs, it emits
a terrible smelling goo.
No joke.
Look, it was a mistake.
I promise it won't happen again.
That's nice.
However, the problem is that
that goo has been known
to attract Giant
Ravenous Repticores.
Hayley Yeah.
Luckily none have been
spotted in over 100 years.
Jake So, no problem then.
That's because no onhas
been dumb enough to kill a Fire
Salamander in the first place.
And that's why you can
only capture them
in specialized containers.
Didn't you read the report?
I was going to.
I thought it was smarter
to trust my instincts.
[school bell rings]
You guys better
get to class.
We'll clean up the
attack scene later.
Wait.
My science project was
in my backpack.
What should I do?
Ask your instincts.
Oh, I'm on fire.
Jake I'll just tell
him my dog ate it.
If you tell me your dog
ate it, I'm going to fail you
right here.
No, of course not.
I was actually trying
to take the potato clock
to a whole new level.
You know, like an atomic
potato clock -
time, weather, calculator,
you know, potato apps.
But then, it blew up.
You're saying
your potato exploded?
Jake Apparently they're
more volatile than you think.
And if you ask me, it's not
the best use for a potato.
Have you had French fries?
[students laugh]
I'll tell you what,
Mr. Collins, you've got until
Wednesday to hand in your
project or you get an 'F'.
Do you know how many
hours that gives you?
Not exactly.
That's because you don't
have your potato clock.
[school bell rings]
Dude, I said it once and
I'll say it again, ant farm.
[whack!]
Angie Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh, Angie, I am so sorry.
Look, that was
a total accident.
Right.
I'm supposed to believe
that the star athlete,
ballerina and cheerleader
picks this one time in her
whole life to have an accident.
How dumb do you think I am?
No, I just
I didn't see you there.
Oh, so now I'm invisible
to you.
Well, you know that's
not what I meant.
I'm super popular Hayley.
You better get out of my way or
I'll smash your dessert treats
all over you!
Look, Angie, I'm not
like that.
I said I'm sorry and I meant it.
You're only sorry because
you know you've made an enemy,
for life!
What?
[monster growls]
[birds chirp]
[monster growls]
[branches snap, heavy footsteps]
[monster growls]
[monster roars]
[computer beeps]
Ah, Jake, glad you're here.
Look at the activity
levels on the Troop Grid.
[computer beeps]
Great.
I'll suit up and grab a weapon,
something with
a little zing to it?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
The others will do that.
I need you to sweep up the
headquarters and clean up
the microwave.
Some maniac had chili.
[clunk]
Seriously?
And I also need you to
scoop out cells 12 through 39.
Is this a monster
pooper scooper?
Everything poops, Jake.
[Jake sighs]
You've got to let me
hunt monsters.
It's what I was born to do.
I'm sorry about
the Fire Salamander.
I know I should have
read more and
That reminds me.
Here.
Familiarize yourself
with the monsters.
Read it by Monday.
Monday?
But firstgo down
to the Maxi-Mart and pick up
these things.
What is this stuff?
It's what we feed
the monsters.
Oh, and while you're there,
pick up some more chili.
Mr. Collier Oh, can I help
you find something?
Yeah, do you sell bait?
Sure do, Aisle 12.
Nightcrawlers, red worms,
goobers.
How many do you need?
Two, three?
128 pounds.
Wow!
Someone's going fishing.
Ha.
Follow me.
But wait a minute there, son.
You got something
behind your ear.
There we go.
Got it.
Bingo.
So, what's with all the ball
bearings, cotton swabs and
turtle?
It's my Mom's birthday.
It's the thought that counts.
Right this way.
I wouldn't worry about it,
accidents happen.
Yeah, I know that,
but she seemed really mad.
People get mad, Hayley.
That's how they are -
filled with pointless
misdirected anger.
Small minded, seething,
meaningless, bonehead
Felix!
Are you okay?
But believe me, this thing
will vanish faster than
a toxic vapour monster.
[laughter]
[snorty laugh]
[Jake grunts]
No problem, guys.
I got it.
Uhwhere are you
going with the Gleegor?
Gleegor?
This is a monster?
Yeah.
[Gleegor squeaks]
[Gleegor farts]
Well, then, I've got to
go clean up whatever it is
I tucked in its bed.
[Gleegor squeaks]
[Jake grunts]
[Mr. Collier is whistling]
[snort]
Sounds like someone's
got a nasty
[monster roars]
cold.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
[slurp]
[burp]
Hayley Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Ohhhno.
Yup, she sent it
to the whole school.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I can't tell
if those lines are wavy,
meaning you stink, or straight,
meaning you're loud.
This has to stop.
She probably meant you stink.
Hey!
Check this out.
[toy robot rattles]
I just got it.
Good morning, Angie.
Oh, good morning.
What, so you think
you're a Princess now?
Greeting the lowly commoner.
Hey!
Look at me.
I'm Hayley, Queen of the School.
Look, it's just
a peace offering.
I'm just trying to make friends.
More like a bribe.
What, so you think you can
just buy me off.
No.
It's a gift.
I made you some cupcakes
to replace the one
I accidently knocked into you.
Cupcakes, huh?
Now you're teasing me, too.
Cupcakesfor the girl
they used to call Fat Angie!
What?
No, no, I never called you that.
That's because you were
too stuck-up to even talk to me.
You know, I loathe you.
I wouldn't eat your
guilt cakes if you paid me
a million dollars.
Why should you get everything?
Felix It's okay
if someone hates you.
It's a part of life, accept it.
But no one's
ever hated me before.
That's impossible.
They'll always be someone
who doesn't like you.
Look at me, I'm widely disliked
by teachers, students,
a few clergymen
Yeah, well it's not me.
Quakers, immediate
family members.
I had clowns walk out
of my birthday party once.
That's sad.
It's okay.
I got a full refund.
What, what!
We got trouble.
Look at this.
[computer beeps]
"Gemini, today you
will find love."
That's nice.
Mmmmmm.
No, below that.
Missing person.
[computer beeps]
I think we've had an attack.
Wow, he missed
a bridge tournament.
Should we alert National?
I've played with this guy.
He would never a game, so I went
down to the Maxi-Mart
and I found this.
I think you'll find there's
still some Fire Salamander
residue on it.
People
we're going to capture
ourselves a Repticore.
[engine starts]
[ATV revs]
[monster growls]
[blub, blub, blub]
[monster roars]
This stuff really works.
[monster growls]
[monster roars]
Hungry, Repticore?
Yeah, well, eat Quantum
Integrated Reciprocating
Pulse Laser Ray.
[zap]
[monster roars]
Plasma rays don't work.
Note to self - study
the manual better.
Let's try these.
[monster growls]
Whatever they are.
[bang!]
Uh!
[bang!]
Uh!
[bang!]
Argh!
AHHH!
[whoosh, whoosh]
Ahhh!
AH!
Oh!
Oh!
No, I
I can't
get
an 'F'!
[monster roars]
AHHHHHHH!
[Jake screams inside monster]
[monster burps]
[computer voice]
Dispensing weapon.
Ha ha.
[computer voice]
Dispensing weapon.
[electronic hum]
Mr. Stockley,
the weapons dispenser's broken.
It's not broken.
[watch beeps]
It's Jake.
I thought he was
cleaning out the cells.
Where are you?
Hey, Felix.
I've got some good news
and some bad news.
The good news is I'm closing
in on the Repticore.
Really?
How close are you?
Well, that's the bad news.
It kind ofate me.
Oh, wow.
That's bad.
Mr. Stockley I'll stay here
and track you on the Troop Grid.
Just relax, okay?
Felix How'd this happen?
I was just trying to capture
the Repticore on my own
to shows you guys
I'm not a total doofus.
Wow, that worked.
We're on our way.
[goo sloshes]
Look, I know why you
don't want to talk to me.
I over-reacted.
It's just that I've been
going through a lot lately.
My parents aren't
getting along
I'm really sorry to hear
that but, you know,
I really got to go.
It'll just take a second.
Just hear me out.
Where was I?
Your parents.
Oh, right, my parents.
And my dog's missing.
You know, I don't want to
be rude, Angie, but I really
have to go.
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, I know I took
my anger out on you.
That's why I wanted to
give you this gift from me
to say that I'm sorry.
You know, I really
gotta go, sorry.
[splat]
Angie Mmmmphh!
Huh!
I despise you Hayley Steele!
Hayley Sorry!
It's okay to be despised.
Felix Welcome to my world.
Hayley Huh.
Mmmm!
Oh!
[monster roars]
[mimed voice] My name
is Piggy, what's yours?
[goo sloshes]
Oh, hello.
Mr. Collier?
Tell me you brought
a deck of cards.
Sorry.
I didn't expect to see you here.
I guess I must be dreaming.
My dreams have always
been kind of weird
but this one's got me baffled.
Are you okay?
Mr. Collier Must have been
those fish sticks I ate.
I thought they tasted funny.
Are you sure you don't
have a deck of cards?
Uhsorry.
This dream is quickly
becoming a nightmare.
Jake, you still there?
Jake Yeah, haven't
gone anywhere.
Felix Whatever you do, stay
out of the digestive system.
The acids will melt your skin.
Plus, there's only one way out
and you won't like it.
We're almost there, hang tough.
[monster roars]
[loud slurping noise]
Mr. Collier Oh, hey,
I know what happens next.
I get sucked in, meet my Uncle
Lou and we do jigsaw puzzles.
Jake Take my hand.
All right.
Come on.
Come on.
Here we go.
Whew.
[dog growls]
There's a dog on your leg.
Yeah, I have no idea
what it means.
[dog barks]
Jake Guys, I'm really
sorry for all this mess.
Why did you try the
catch the Repticore alone?
I was just trying to prove
that I should be treated like
a full member of the team.
Felix What are you
talking about?
You know, all that hazing,
feeding, the cleaning the cages.
Hayley That's not hazing.
We're just trying
to get you up to speed.
Yeah, you feed the monsters
to learn about them.
You clean headquarters
to know the equipment.
It's about building
a better team.
I have a great idea for team
building - tell the team member
about it before one of them
gets eaten by a giant monster.
Noted.
[Jake sighs]
Mr. Collier It's okay.
Okay, Felix.
Repticore can't see us
so just concentrate
on preparing these explosives.
No rush.
[clang]
OW!
Oh!
[monster roars]
Okay, Felix, now rush.
I need a minute.
You don't have a minute.
Get me one.
Hey, hey, come on!
This way tentacle-face!
Huh, come on!
Come on over here, frog face!
I've seen pickles
scarier than you!
[monster roars]
[tentacle whips]
Oh!
How're we doing, Felix?
Felix I'm still a little
mad at you for rushing me
but I'll get over it!
Hayley Look, I'm glad you're
in a good emotional place
but just do this already!
[monster growls]
Mr. Collier This thing
won't stop moving.
II think I'm
going to throw up.
I think this is one of the
few places where that's okay.
Felix It's actually good
you got swallowed.
The Repticore's stomach
is its only vulnerable spot.
Now, do you see anything in
there that's soft or gooey?
I'm in a stomach.
Everything in here
is soft and gooey.
I'm sending something in.
Make sure you clamp it
to whatever it'll stick to.
Jake Copy that.
Hayley It's got me!
[monster roars]
This will curl, NO!
Ouch!
Coming!
Hayley I'm going
to kick it in the mouth!
Ready?
Aim!
Now!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
OW!
[Hayley grunts]
[monster roars]
[weapon beeps]
Jake Okay, now what?
Drop into its
digestive system!
Jake You said to
stay out of there.
That was before you attached
a bomb to its stomach.
Jake Again, communication
would have been helpful!
Dive, Jake, dive!
[weapon beeps]
[slooshing footsteps]
[monster roars]
[running footsteps]
[monster roars]
[weapon beeps]
[burp]
[boom!]
[splat!]
[slurpy drips]
Jake?
Jake?
[splat]
Oh, no.
[birds chirp]
Whooah!
Oh, that was awesome!
And I thought the Fire
Salamander stank.
Whoo!
That was great!
Thanks, partners.
If he thinks I'm going
to shake that stinky hand
Not until at least
an hour in the scrubber.
Can I wake up now?
Angie?
I have a peace offering.
Frosting!
Oh, thank you.
I thought this would clear
things up between us.
Oh, yeah.
You stole my dog!
Wait
Why are you out to get me,
dognapper?
I hate you, Hayley Steele.
You'll regret the
day you crossed me!
What?
Jake So, he won't
remember any of it?
Not at all.
We snarked him.
Mr. Collins.
Mr. Spezza.
Have you been hiding behind
those lockers waiting for me?
Only for 45 minutes.
Tick tock, tick tock.
Time's up.
Right, the potato clock.
You thought I forget
but funny story, I, uh
Felix Left your project
at my house, last night.
Yeah.
He stayed up all night
working on it.
[potato clock ticks]
Really?
Okay.
I don't get to fail you today,
Collins, but, uh
there's always tomorrow.
Carson Simmons!
You'll get a 'B'.
I would've have given you
an 'A' potato but Mr. Spezza
would never believe it
so I, uh
Jaked it up.
Thanks, man.
I really appreciate that.
Jaked it up?
What does that mean?