You Are Ms. Servant (2024) s01e03 Episode Script
Kimi wa Yuki-san
1
[birds chirping]
[HITOYOSHI] Ms. Yuki!
[YUKI] How may I be of service?
Well, um, there's something
I was hoping
you could help me out with.
What might that be?
[HITOYOSHI] This.
So. I know
it's cliche to reinvent
yourself during summer vacay,
but I've been wanting
pierced ears
ever since my friend got 'em.
Thing is, I don't have the guts
to do the deed myself, y'know?
That's why I was hoping
you could do it for me.
- Pretty please?
- You want me to stab?
Just my ears
but that's the idea.
Yours are pierced,
so I figured
you may have experience
with this sort of thing.
I will not fail you.
Thanks, you rock!
Unleash your piercing fury!
[HITOYOSHI] One swift blow!
♪
Huh?
M-Ms. Yuki?
This must be some kind of
cruel hazing ritual, correct?
How have I earned
your displeasure, master?
What?
I beg your forgiveness,
but I cannot possibly
do something so horrendous.
Tearing a hole into your flesh.
The horror!
[HITOYOSHI] Uh, didn't you
used to put holes in people
for an actual living?
[chuckles]
I appreciate your concern.
- [doorbell rings]
- [HITOYOSHI] Huh?
[RIKO]
It's itty bitty puppy time!
What's the li'l cutie like?
Sassy, or maybe super shy?
Yay! Hi, big brother!
Show me your puppy right now!
Huh?
You're Master Hitoyoshi's
little sister?
[gasps]
♪
[RIKO] Whoa!
The house is so clean!
The puppy's so fluffy!
And to top it all off,
you've got a seriously
gorgeous maid
picking up the slack
around here, bro!
Why didn't you tell me
about her?
Don't choose violence!
We only text all the time.
How could you not mention
something so important!
I'm sorry.
I didn't want to risk mom
finding out about her
and going all mama nuclear
on me.
Not so worried about dad, huh?
I called and asked him
if I could hire a housekeeper.
Not sure if he heard me,
but he said yes.
[RIKO] Sometimes I wonder
if dad really trusts you
or if he's low-key
neglecting you.
Wait! He's not the one
on trial here!
How dare you keep your little
sister in the dark like this?
That's totes one of the seven
deadly sins, don't ya know!
May I ask?
Do the two of you reside
in separate houses?
Yes.
Oh? Are you?
She's too cute!
You're so beautiful.
It's like staring into the sun
or something!
Riko has a mild obsession
with pretty people.
That's a big part of why
I didn't want to tell her
about you.
I knew she'd be cringe about
Take your fingers outta
my mouth!
- [RIKO] You're such a jerkface!
- Let's calm down.
- Are you thirsty?
- [RIKO] How could you keep her
all to yourself?
♪
Oh! Almost forgot
to introduce myself.
My name's Riko!
Little sister of this here
garbage goblin.
Be my bestie!
Way to slip in a quick dunk
on your big bro.
Everyone says I'm super smart
and clever for my age.
Anyway, tell me
everything about you!
Let's see. Well, I
My name is Yuki, ma'am.
[RIKO] That's such
a beautiful name!
I agree!
[YUKI] Master Hitoyoshi
was kind enough
to bestow it upon me.
Wha?
And here I assumed big bro
had no naming game whatsoever!
Wait. Why would he name you?
Well, until recently,
I lived as an assassin.
[HITOYOSHI] Ms. Yuki, abort!
As I did not possess
a true name of my own.
I asked him
to come up with one.
Huh?
[HITOYOSHI] True story.
[gasps]
That is so
totally cool
and way fabulous!
[HITOYOSHI] Phew.
[RIKO] Perfect name for someone
who's pretty and tough!
Can I have your autograph?
Autograph?
[RIKO] All you gotta do
is write your name here.
Please help me out.
I need it bad!
If it will bring you pleasure,
I shall write down my name.
[awe]
[RIKO] It's like watching
a princess write.
How graceful!
She's giving upper-class lady
more than assassin,
if you ask me.
[YUKI] I have finished.
- Huh?
- Huh?
Thanks a bunch!
[YUKI] Will this
"autograph" suffice?
[RIKO] Yikes.
[RIKO, HITOYOSHI] That's not
what I was expecting.
[YUKI] Is it not
to your satisfaction?
Oh, no, we would
never think that.
We were just marveling
at your uh unique handwriting!
I prefer spoken communication.
I speak twelve languages.
[RIKO] Oh, wow!
[YUKI] I was sent across
the globe
in my previous line of work.
And she's well-traveled!
That said, I never had the
chance to learn calligraphy.
I apologize for vexing you
with my unsightly scribble.
No big! It's kinda cute.
In fact, it looks like
an idol's sloppy sig!
Very well.
I'm glad you like it.
Oh! I've got a great idea!
This can't be good.
So! For my summer vacation
diary project,
I'm gonna write about
our fair Ms. Yuki!
Oh, you decided just like that,
did you?
Can I? Please?
If that is truly
what you desire.
You're the only one I want!
[RIKO] Let us begin!
Show me summa the moves
you axed people with!
[gasps]
Riko, you better not write
anything weird about her!
[RIKO] Perish the thought!
I'm just gonna slay
this essay about
your drop-dead gorgeous
maid's killer skills!
Oh, yeah?
And that is exactly
what I was afraid of.
- Miss Riko.
- What's up?
I will show you my skills
in the backyard.
Big, fat A, here I come!
Oh, whoa.
♪
Stay still, and I shall begin.
[Riko gasps]
You're so cool!
Hey, Ms. Yuki!
Where were you hiding
that knife you threw?
My breast pocket.
[RIKO] Whoa! How many do you
have and where are they?
I used to carry sixteen blades.
That's a lotta blades!
However, that was in the past.
Master Hitoyoshi felt
it was too many.
[YUKI] Now I only carry five.
And where do you keep
the fatal five?
[YUKI] One is in
my breast pocket.
As for the rest,
I have two attached
to each leg via garters.
[HITOYOSHI] Red light!
Red light!
Stop! Stop!
[snoring]
[RIKO] Aw! That bell is adorbs!
Thank you for your kind praise.
[RIKO] Doesn't it interfere
with your work?
By the time my target
hears the bell,
it is already too late.
That was mega savage!
I wanna try saying it!
"By the time by target hears
the bell, it's already"
[stomach growls]
[laughs]
That was the loudest
stomach growl in human history!
You'll frighten the neighbors.
It's not like I can control it!
Be responsible and feed me!
[HITOYOSHI] All right,
all right.
I suppose it is just about
lunch time. Let's get cookin'.
Oh, I know!
What's your signature dish,
Ms. Yuki?
Huh?
I do not believe you could
call it a proper dish.
Sounds mysterious!
♪
[RIKO] Isn't this the part
where you go all slicey slicey?
Yes, but I realized it is most
efficient to chop some things
in a more mundane manner
like so.
[gasps]
It's perfect!
[RIKO] Noble effort,
but cabbage
isn't really a meal.
It was still helpful.
I'll just use it for dinner.
- [gasps]
- Oh.
Huh?
[RIKO] Hey, today's
the summer festival!
Let's go! I wanna go!
Totally. And they've got
something you'll love.
Really. They do?
Senbei crackers
with heaven sauce.
Precious sauce and crackers.
Uh, Master.
That sounds quite divine.
Mm-hmm.
[chuckles]
Well, it's settled.
We're going!
[RIKO] That's a promise!
We're comin' for ya,
summer festival!
[indistinct chatter]
Takoyaki - Yakisoba
- Shaved ice
This place looks super fun!
Hurry! Off we go!
This'll be epic!
♪
Shooting gallery
♪
[laughs]
Oh.
[both gasp]
♪
[gunshot]
Oops. I prefer knives.
Shooting has never been
my forte.
♪
What the? How can?
Would ya please give me
some pointers, fish goddess!
It is fairly simple.
[YUKI] Just suppress any hint
of your presence
and strike swiftly from behind.
[RIKO] That makes sense!
[YUKI] Put more flex into it,
from your wrist
to your fingertips.
[RIKO] Got it!
You're truly a lucky girl.
Your big sister takes
great care of you!
I know. It's true! She's great.
♪
katsuda's sauce.
[Yuki whimpering]
It's Katsuda's sauce.
As promised!
You happy, Ms. Yuki?
[MALE VENDOR 3B]
Order up!
It's the sauce.
So yummy.
Never enough.
Need more heaven sauce
right away.
[munching]
[laughs]
She eats like a squirrel!
It's nice to be appreciated,
little lady! Makes me happy.
[laughs]
Here. On the house!
Wait here,
I'll get you something
to wash that down with, okay?
Riko!
Don't worry.
I'll be back in a jiffy!
Ugh. I guess
we had better stay put.
That'll help her find us
a bit faster.
Wouldn't want her to get lost.
- Oo! Gimme two.
- Sure thing.
[indistinct chatter]
I had no idea that festivals
could be like this.
No way. Was this
your very first festival?
[YUKI] Not quite.
For me, a festival day
had only one purpose.
♪
[burst]
[gasps]
[burst]
[crackling]
Oh, wow.
[burst]
[RIKO] Way too pretty!
[RIKO] For you, Ms. Yuki!
Ramune.
Aren't summer festivals
the absolute best?
[burst]
[chuckles]
They are.
Gah! Aw, man.
[laughter]
[RIKO] What are you doing?
[HITOYOSHI] You shook mine,
didn't you?
[Riko sighs]
[RIKO] That was peak
summer fun!
We even scored some
sauce-cracker souvenirs, right?
That's right.
Although, according to
my careful research notes,
you've already eaten
eight of them.
So, you'd better save the rest!
Yes, ma'am.
[HITOYOSHI] Which one's
the big sister again?
[MALE SNATCHER 3A]
Move it, you're in our way!
[WOMAN 3B] Someone, help!
Stop that man,
he stole my purse!
Riko! Ms. Yuki! Look out!
Huh?
[gasps]
[swoosh]
[indistinct chatter]
[HITOYOSHI]
Are you all right?
What's wrong?
Tell me where it hurts, okay?
Wow. This is the first time
anyone other than dad
has carried me like
a delicate princess!
I'm just glad
you weren't injured.
Oh, Ms. Yuki's sauce crackers
are ruined.
- Huh?
- [gasps]
[HITOYOSHI]
That monster.
Bad people like him should be
subject to divine punishment!
[YUKI]
Divine punishment.
As though stealing
weren't bad enough,
he almost got someone
killed today.
[HITOYOSHI] That's the least
he deserves.
- [YUKI] I understand.
- Huh?
[HITOYOSHI] M-Ms. Yuki?
I'm a fool and she's gone.
Big Bro!
We gotta go after her!
I'm worried, too.
We will find her.
My diary won't be complete
without an account of Ms. Yuki
shanking an evil-doer
right in the face!
Please don't say
bad things like that.
[MALE SNATCHER 3A]
Piece of cake.
[RIKO] There she is! Up there!
[panting]
She's fabulous!
Like a super pretty superhero!
This is so not the time.
Bro, if we take this shortcut,
maybe we can catch her!
Let's go!
This is bad.
What will happen
if she causes an incident out
in public like this?
[swoosh]
♪
[grunts]
[gasps]
Dammit!
♪
Ms. Yuki!
♪
Don't kill him!
Divine Punishment.
[whimpers]
Master Hitoyoshi,
being this normal really
makes a girl hungry.
[gasps]
Is that a fact?
Let's buy you
more sauce crackers.
[RIKO] Aw, yeah!
I'm gonna have some, too!
[HITOYOSHI] Thought you were
saving the rest?
- That doesn't apply to me, duh!
- [WOMAN 3B] That's him!
[WOMAN 3B] The purse thief!
[POLICEMAN 3A] Freeze, punk!
I'm taking you to the station!
[RIKO] Take it easy,
I'll be fine.
I can make it home
safely by myself.
Absolutely not.
It's getting late,
and way too many things
have happened today.
You've got it backwards,
it's late
because so many things
have happened today.
And speaking of,
I can't wait to tell everybody
I know about
every last minute of it!
Really?
This'll easily be the best
summer project ever!
Are "summer projects"
such as that one something
everyone undertakes?
Yep. You got it!
Haven't you ever been
to school before, Ms. Yuki?
[YUKI] What is school?
Well, it's where you go
to learn a bunch of stuff.
[RIKO] But mostly
it's where you chat
with your friends
and join fun clubs.
Sounds weird,
but it's actually a cool place!
Huh?
[RIKO] Score! Mom's beef stew!
Geez, now I'm suddenly
dying of hunger.
Let's put the pedal
to the metal!
I think not.
Hurry up, big bro! I mean it!
She's like a wind-up toy that
never really unwinds, ever.
That's true. But still,
you must admit that she's fun.
[HITOYOSHI] Eh. Guess
that makes up for it.
[YUKI] Is that what
a "normal" girl is like?
If that's the case, what I want
is to go to school as well.
[HITOYOSHI]
Come to think of it,
I never asked how old she is.
Sure thing. If you wanna
make some friends and all that
then going to school
is a great idea.
Couldn't hurt to try, right?
[HITOYOSHI] Before I knew it,
August had swept through
like a storm
and the new semester had begun.
So whaddya say?
Let's do whatever we can
to make this the best year
ever for us.
[HITOYOSHI] I hope Ms. Yuki
will be all right on her own.
- [TAIGA] Yo, Hitoyoshi!
- Huh?
Have ya heard about
the juicy rumor?
- What rumor?
- Get this!
People have spotted
a crazy gorgeous maid
showing up here and there
all-around town!
[spits]
[TAIGA] Dude, that's gross!
[HITOYOSHI] My bad.
Well, she does stand out.
And ever since the festival,
she often goes for walks
with Riko.
I have certainly not heard
of such a silly rumor as that!
[laughs]
That means I win!
Even though I've never even
seen her with my own eyes.
[KOBACHI] I saw her once
at the library.
She was cute
and she really went all in
on her maid cosplay.
At the library?
[MALE HOMEROOM TEACHER 3A]
All right!
Everyone, take your seats!
[HITOYOSHI] Why was she
at the library?
Still, at least no one's
found out
about her living
at my place yet.
I don't wanna kick off
the new semester
with that kind of attention.
I'll just keep it on
the down low.
[MALE HOMEROOM TEACHER 3A]
Before we begin,
I have a new transfer
student to introduce.
Huh?
[YUKI] My name is Yuki Yokoya.
Please feel free
to call me Yuki.
[gasps]
[indistinct chatter]
♪
[birds chirping]
[HITOYOSHI] Ms. Yuki!
[YUKI] How may I be of service?
Well, um, there's something
I was hoping
you could help me out with.
What might that be?
[HITOYOSHI] This.
So. I know
it's cliche to reinvent
yourself during summer vacay,
but I've been wanting
pierced ears
ever since my friend got 'em.
Thing is, I don't have the guts
to do the deed myself, y'know?
That's why I was hoping
you could do it for me.
- Pretty please?
- You want me to stab?
Just my ears
but that's the idea.
Yours are pierced,
so I figured
you may have experience
with this sort of thing.
I will not fail you.
Thanks, you rock!
Unleash your piercing fury!
[HITOYOSHI] One swift blow!
♪
Huh?
M-Ms. Yuki?
This must be some kind of
cruel hazing ritual, correct?
How have I earned
your displeasure, master?
What?
I beg your forgiveness,
but I cannot possibly
do something so horrendous.
Tearing a hole into your flesh.
The horror!
[HITOYOSHI] Uh, didn't you
used to put holes in people
for an actual living?
[chuckles]
I appreciate your concern.
- [doorbell rings]
- [HITOYOSHI] Huh?
[RIKO]
It's itty bitty puppy time!
What's the li'l cutie like?
Sassy, or maybe super shy?
Yay! Hi, big brother!
Show me your puppy right now!
Huh?
You're Master Hitoyoshi's
little sister?
[gasps]
♪
[RIKO] Whoa!
The house is so clean!
The puppy's so fluffy!
And to top it all off,
you've got a seriously
gorgeous maid
picking up the slack
around here, bro!
Why didn't you tell me
about her?
Don't choose violence!
We only text all the time.
How could you not mention
something so important!
I'm sorry.
I didn't want to risk mom
finding out about her
and going all mama nuclear
on me.
Not so worried about dad, huh?
I called and asked him
if I could hire a housekeeper.
Not sure if he heard me,
but he said yes.
[RIKO] Sometimes I wonder
if dad really trusts you
or if he's low-key
neglecting you.
Wait! He's not the one
on trial here!
How dare you keep your little
sister in the dark like this?
That's totes one of the seven
deadly sins, don't ya know!
May I ask?
Do the two of you reside
in separate houses?
Yes.
Oh? Are you?
She's too cute!
You're so beautiful.
It's like staring into the sun
or something!
Riko has a mild obsession
with pretty people.
That's a big part of why
I didn't want to tell her
about you.
I knew she'd be cringe about
Take your fingers outta
my mouth!
- [RIKO] You're such a jerkface!
- Let's calm down.
- Are you thirsty?
- [RIKO] How could you keep her
all to yourself?
♪
Oh! Almost forgot
to introduce myself.
My name's Riko!
Little sister of this here
garbage goblin.
Be my bestie!
Way to slip in a quick dunk
on your big bro.
Everyone says I'm super smart
and clever for my age.
Anyway, tell me
everything about you!
Let's see. Well, I
My name is Yuki, ma'am.
[RIKO] That's such
a beautiful name!
I agree!
[YUKI] Master Hitoyoshi
was kind enough
to bestow it upon me.
Wha?
And here I assumed big bro
had no naming game whatsoever!
Wait. Why would he name you?
Well, until recently,
I lived as an assassin.
[HITOYOSHI] Ms. Yuki, abort!
As I did not possess
a true name of my own.
I asked him
to come up with one.
Huh?
[HITOYOSHI] True story.
[gasps]
That is so
totally cool
and way fabulous!
[HITOYOSHI] Phew.
[RIKO] Perfect name for someone
who's pretty and tough!
Can I have your autograph?
Autograph?
[RIKO] All you gotta do
is write your name here.
Please help me out.
I need it bad!
If it will bring you pleasure,
I shall write down my name.
[awe]
[RIKO] It's like watching
a princess write.
How graceful!
She's giving upper-class lady
more than assassin,
if you ask me.
[YUKI] I have finished.
- Huh?
- Huh?
Thanks a bunch!
[YUKI] Will this
"autograph" suffice?
[RIKO] Yikes.
[RIKO, HITOYOSHI] That's not
what I was expecting.
[YUKI] Is it not
to your satisfaction?
Oh, no, we would
never think that.
We were just marveling
at your uh unique handwriting!
I prefer spoken communication.
I speak twelve languages.
[RIKO] Oh, wow!
[YUKI] I was sent across
the globe
in my previous line of work.
And she's well-traveled!
That said, I never had the
chance to learn calligraphy.
I apologize for vexing you
with my unsightly scribble.
No big! It's kinda cute.
In fact, it looks like
an idol's sloppy sig!
Very well.
I'm glad you like it.
Oh! I've got a great idea!
This can't be good.
So! For my summer vacation
diary project,
I'm gonna write about
our fair Ms. Yuki!
Oh, you decided just like that,
did you?
Can I? Please?
If that is truly
what you desire.
You're the only one I want!
[RIKO] Let us begin!
Show me summa the moves
you axed people with!
[gasps]
Riko, you better not write
anything weird about her!
[RIKO] Perish the thought!
I'm just gonna slay
this essay about
your drop-dead gorgeous
maid's killer skills!
Oh, yeah?
And that is exactly
what I was afraid of.
- Miss Riko.
- What's up?
I will show you my skills
in the backyard.
Big, fat A, here I come!
Oh, whoa.
♪
Stay still, and I shall begin.
[Riko gasps]
You're so cool!
Hey, Ms. Yuki!
Where were you hiding
that knife you threw?
My breast pocket.
[RIKO] Whoa! How many do you
have and where are they?
I used to carry sixteen blades.
That's a lotta blades!
However, that was in the past.
Master Hitoyoshi felt
it was too many.
[YUKI] Now I only carry five.
And where do you keep
the fatal five?
[YUKI] One is in
my breast pocket.
As for the rest,
I have two attached
to each leg via garters.
[HITOYOSHI] Red light!
Red light!
Stop! Stop!
[snoring]
[RIKO] Aw! That bell is adorbs!
Thank you for your kind praise.
[RIKO] Doesn't it interfere
with your work?
By the time my target
hears the bell,
it is already too late.
That was mega savage!
I wanna try saying it!
"By the time by target hears
the bell, it's already"
[stomach growls]
[laughs]
That was the loudest
stomach growl in human history!
You'll frighten the neighbors.
It's not like I can control it!
Be responsible and feed me!
[HITOYOSHI] All right,
all right.
I suppose it is just about
lunch time. Let's get cookin'.
Oh, I know!
What's your signature dish,
Ms. Yuki?
Huh?
I do not believe you could
call it a proper dish.
Sounds mysterious!
♪
[RIKO] Isn't this the part
where you go all slicey slicey?
Yes, but I realized it is most
efficient to chop some things
in a more mundane manner
like so.
[gasps]
It's perfect!
[RIKO] Noble effort,
but cabbage
isn't really a meal.
It was still helpful.
I'll just use it for dinner.
- [gasps]
- Oh.
Huh?
[RIKO] Hey, today's
the summer festival!
Let's go! I wanna go!
Totally. And they've got
something you'll love.
Really. They do?
Senbei crackers
with heaven sauce.
Precious sauce and crackers.
Uh, Master.
That sounds quite divine.
Mm-hmm.
[chuckles]
Well, it's settled.
We're going!
[RIKO] That's a promise!
We're comin' for ya,
summer festival!
[indistinct chatter]
Takoyaki - Yakisoba
- Shaved ice
This place looks super fun!
Hurry! Off we go!
This'll be epic!
♪
Shooting gallery
♪
[laughs]
Oh.
[both gasp]
♪
[gunshot]
Oops. I prefer knives.
Shooting has never been
my forte.
♪
What the? How can?
Would ya please give me
some pointers, fish goddess!
It is fairly simple.
[YUKI] Just suppress any hint
of your presence
and strike swiftly from behind.
[RIKO] That makes sense!
[YUKI] Put more flex into it,
from your wrist
to your fingertips.
[RIKO] Got it!
You're truly a lucky girl.
Your big sister takes
great care of you!
I know. It's true! She's great.
♪
katsuda's sauce.
[Yuki whimpering]
It's Katsuda's sauce.
As promised!
You happy, Ms. Yuki?
[MALE VENDOR 3B]
Order up!
It's the sauce.
So yummy.
Never enough.
Need more heaven sauce
right away.
[munching]
[laughs]
She eats like a squirrel!
It's nice to be appreciated,
little lady! Makes me happy.
[laughs]
Here. On the house!
Wait here,
I'll get you something
to wash that down with, okay?
Riko!
Don't worry.
I'll be back in a jiffy!
Ugh. I guess
we had better stay put.
That'll help her find us
a bit faster.
Wouldn't want her to get lost.
- Oo! Gimme two.
- Sure thing.
[indistinct chatter]
I had no idea that festivals
could be like this.
No way. Was this
your very first festival?
[YUKI] Not quite.
For me, a festival day
had only one purpose.
♪
[burst]
[gasps]
[burst]
[crackling]
Oh, wow.
[burst]
[RIKO] Way too pretty!
[RIKO] For you, Ms. Yuki!
Ramune.
Aren't summer festivals
the absolute best?
[burst]
[chuckles]
They are.
Gah! Aw, man.
[laughter]
[RIKO] What are you doing?
[HITOYOSHI] You shook mine,
didn't you?
[Riko sighs]
[RIKO] That was peak
summer fun!
We even scored some
sauce-cracker souvenirs, right?
That's right.
Although, according to
my careful research notes,
you've already eaten
eight of them.
So, you'd better save the rest!
Yes, ma'am.
[HITOYOSHI] Which one's
the big sister again?
[MALE SNATCHER 3A]
Move it, you're in our way!
[WOMAN 3B] Someone, help!
Stop that man,
he stole my purse!
Riko! Ms. Yuki! Look out!
Huh?
[gasps]
[swoosh]
[indistinct chatter]
[HITOYOSHI]
Are you all right?
What's wrong?
Tell me where it hurts, okay?
Wow. This is the first time
anyone other than dad
has carried me like
a delicate princess!
I'm just glad
you weren't injured.
Oh, Ms. Yuki's sauce crackers
are ruined.
- Huh?
- [gasps]
[HITOYOSHI]
That monster.
Bad people like him should be
subject to divine punishment!
[YUKI]
Divine punishment.
As though stealing
weren't bad enough,
he almost got someone
killed today.
[HITOYOSHI] That's the least
he deserves.
- [YUKI] I understand.
- Huh?
[HITOYOSHI] M-Ms. Yuki?
I'm a fool and she's gone.
Big Bro!
We gotta go after her!
I'm worried, too.
We will find her.
My diary won't be complete
without an account of Ms. Yuki
shanking an evil-doer
right in the face!
Please don't say
bad things like that.
[MALE SNATCHER 3A]
Piece of cake.
[RIKO] There she is! Up there!
[panting]
She's fabulous!
Like a super pretty superhero!
This is so not the time.
Bro, if we take this shortcut,
maybe we can catch her!
Let's go!
This is bad.
What will happen
if she causes an incident out
in public like this?
[swoosh]
♪
[grunts]
[gasps]
Dammit!
♪
Ms. Yuki!
♪
Don't kill him!
Divine Punishment.
[whimpers]
Master Hitoyoshi,
being this normal really
makes a girl hungry.
[gasps]
Is that a fact?
Let's buy you
more sauce crackers.
[RIKO] Aw, yeah!
I'm gonna have some, too!
[HITOYOSHI] Thought you were
saving the rest?
- That doesn't apply to me, duh!
- [WOMAN 3B] That's him!
[WOMAN 3B] The purse thief!
[POLICEMAN 3A] Freeze, punk!
I'm taking you to the station!
[RIKO] Take it easy,
I'll be fine.
I can make it home
safely by myself.
Absolutely not.
It's getting late,
and way too many things
have happened today.
You've got it backwards,
it's late
because so many things
have happened today.
And speaking of,
I can't wait to tell everybody
I know about
every last minute of it!
Really?
This'll easily be the best
summer project ever!
Are "summer projects"
such as that one something
everyone undertakes?
Yep. You got it!
Haven't you ever been
to school before, Ms. Yuki?
[YUKI] What is school?
Well, it's where you go
to learn a bunch of stuff.
[RIKO] But mostly
it's where you chat
with your friends
and join fun clubs.
Sounds weird,
but it's actually a cool place!
Huh?
[RIKO] Score! Mom's beef stew!
Geez, now I'm suddenly
dying of hunger.
Let's put the pedal
to the metal!
I think not.
Hurry up, big bro! I mean it!
She's like a wind-up toy that
never really unwinds, ever.
That's true. But still,
you must admit that she's fun.
[HITOYOSHI] Eh. Guess
that makes up for it.
[YUKI] Is that what
a "normal" girl is like?
If that's the case, what I want
is to go to school as well.
[HITOYOSHI]
Come to think of it,
I never asked how old she is.
Sure thing. If you wanna
make some friends and all that
then going to school
is a great idea.
Couldn't hurt to try, right?
[HITOYOSHI] Before I knew it,
August had swept through
like a storm
and the new semester had begun.
So whaddya say?
Let's do whatever we can
to make this the best year
ever for us.
[HITOYOSHI] I hope Ms. Yuki
will be all right on her own.
- [TAIGA] Yo, Hitoyoshi!
- Huh?
Have ya heard about
the juicy rumor?
- What rumor?
- Get this!
People have spotted
a crazy gorgeous maid
showing up here and there
all-around town!
[spits]
[TAIGA] Dude, that's gross!
[HITOYOSHI] My bad.
Well, she does stand out.
And ever since the festival,
she often goes for walks
with Riko.
I have certainly not heard
of such a silly rumor as that!
[laughs]
That means I win!
Even though I've never even
seen her with my own eyes.
[KOBACHI] I saw her once
at the library.
She was cute
and she really went all in
on her maid cosplay.
At the library?
[MALE HOMEROOM TEACHER 3A]
All right!
Everyone, take your seats!
[HITOYOSHI] Why was she
at the library?
Still, at least no one's
found out
about her living
at my place yet.
I don't wanna kick off
the new semester
with that kind of attention.
I'll just keep it on
the down low.
[MALE HOMEROOM TEACHER 3A]
Before we begin,
I have a new transfer
student to introduce.
Huh?
[YUKI] My name is Yuki Yokoya.
Please feel free
to call me Yuki.
[gasps]
[indistinct chatter]
♪