Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair (2026) s01e04 Episode Script

-[ambulance siren wailing]
-[upbeat music playing]
[Lois] No, Wayne,
you cannot have it yet.
Something came up. [sighs]
Can we move this
along here, please?
You're not wrapping
a Christmas present.
-I've got a party to go to.
-Lady, your leg is broken.
-[sighs]
-You're not going to do anything
except go home and rest.
Less yapping, more wrapping.
Lois,
I am so much less high now.
-Sir, please.
-And their earlobes are gooshy.
-Gooshy, gooshy.
-[chuckles] Stop it.
I want my little hammer back.
[indistinct chatter]
-Bing.
-[grunts]
Okay, we'll print
your post-treatment orders
-and get you some painkillers.
-Yeah, I don't need 'em.
-What are you doing? Sit down.
-[comical music playing]
-Your cast is still setting.
-[exhales]
You don't even have
crutches yet.
You're going to injure yourself
even worse.
Then I'll come back
after the party tonight
and you can fix that.
Come on, Hal.
-Hal?
-Oh! Squishy. Oh, squishy.
[music concludes]
[theme music playing]
Life is unfair ♪
[music concludes]
-[birds chirping]
-[perky music playing]
Okay, come on, let's go.
Mom and Dad
are already there waiting.
Kelly, breathe.
It doesn't start till eight.
-You wanna look sharp or not?
-I just-- I wish I knew
what revenge
Reese had planned for me.
[chuckles] Don't worry
about Reese,
'cause you can't do
anything about it.
It's like a tornado,
except there's no alert.
It's just something
you gotta accept.
[Piama gasping] What the hell?
My underwear's
already too tight.
Francis! Give me a pair
of your mom's granny panties!
Right away, honey!
[party music playing]
Wayne, you need to adjust
these speakers.
I'm not talking
about the volume.
I'm talking about the mix.
That speaker is too quiet,
and these three are too loud.
And did you remember
the backup cables I asked for?
I know you don't mean it,
but I'm getting a vibe
of impatience bordering
on menace,
and it's pushing
my agitation levels
past the point
of productive conversation.
So, we'll continue this
after I've run cold water
over my hands.
-Honey, these--
-Hal, please,
I don't need any help.
Just back off
and let me do everything.
Honey, I'm so sorry.
I should have realized
that my natural enthusiasm
was just adding to your stress.
You've got this.
-Everything is already perfect.
-Are you-- Are you still high?
No. [smacks lips]
I'm just more perceptive
because of the ego death
that I experienced
-from my expanded consciousness.
-[Lois] Oh.
-This is so yummy.
-[sighs]
Let me know if you want a break.
I juggle the sound pizzas
every Wednesday
at Shadyside Assisted Living.
Yodeling, barbershop,
yodeling, barbershop.
People go nuts. [chuckles]
-[upbeat music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
-Wow, I'm surprisingly nervous.
-What's surprising about it?
Yeah, you ghosted these people
for years,
and now you have to face them
and explain why.
Hey.
-[gasps] Hey.
-Here's how I see it.
We both wanna avoid Mom and Dad
as long as we can,
so we hide
until the spotlight dance,
then come out
when they're the happiest.
Before then,
it's every man for himself.
Nice.
Give me her business card later.
-Malcolm? Malcolm! [gasps]
-[both gasp]
[chuckles softly]
Are those your friends?
I wouldn't call them my friends.
Malcolm! It-- It's us!
Y-- Your friends!
[exhales deeply] Hey, guys.
Oh, how we've missed
our fourth musketeer.
Uh, Lloyd, Dabney, Kevin,
this is Tristan
and my daughter Leah.
You procreated! What a relief.
The three of us
have also created a child.
Like, with a surrogate?
-Sure.
-That's our Hubert.
There's an ant!
Don't worry,
I have confused him. [chuckles]
So,
what have you guys been up to?
GenetiTech Resources.
Incorporated in college
and started getting contracts
before we even graduated.
Department of Defense.
We're doing so much weird shit.
-Mm.
-[chuckles softly]
[gasps] There's your mom.
Uh, Stevie! [pants]
Oh, my goodness!
It is so great to see
all of you. Oh!
Hi, there.
-This is Tristan and Leah.
-Hi. How are you?
I was wonderful. [smacks lips]
Up until the moment
I caught my ex-husband
wallowing in his
usual vortex of resentment
based on nothing other than
his own self-loathing.
But thanks for asking.
Tell your mother
I do resent her showing up here
wearing the necklace I gave her
29 years ago
to be my forever love!
It is a slap in the face
across space and time!
Tell her.
Dad
[breathes deeply] says
he does
resent
-Run, cowards.
-Okay. [chuckles awkwardly]
you.
All I'm saying is
Dewey is stupid
-to be here on a laptop.
-Eat my balls, Jamie.
I'm being considerate.
[clears throat] Excuse me.
Hey. I--
Sorry,
we'll have to get back to you.
-We're all just so busy.
-Yeah, we're completely swamped.
I-- I'm sorry.
I don't have any excuses.
I just wanna clear the air
and make it right.
Please.
Well, it's not like this is the first
horrible thing you've ever done.
Hey, Leah, do you wanna hear
all the horrible things
-he's ever done?
-Yes.
Kids. [claps hands]
I need some help.
They put the Chiavari chairs
and high tables
in front of the low tables,
and it's blocking
the eye line to the stage.
Hi, Grandma.
Oh, somebody
who actually likes to hug.
I said I would try it
for your birthday.
[sighs] Malcolm,
I'm so happy you--
He must have dropped
and crawled.
What the heck is wrong with him?
He showed up. Give him a break.
No. Jamie's not ashamed
of his family.
You know, how hard it was
for him to get permission
to leave the base and come here?
Oh, they don't know
that I'm gone.
I'm on guard duty right now.
-[Stevie] in
-[slurps]
the face
across space
[breathes deeply]
and
[breathes deeply] time.
[slurps, smacks lips] Okay,
who wants another one?
Well, you can tell your father
to find a dictionary
and look up the meaning
of the word "gift"
unless it's like every other thing
in our relationship
that came with secret conditions
that he would only reveal
when he needs to attack me
when I'm at my most vulnerable.
[inhales deeply] She loves you.
[Cadet Drew]
Cadet Francis, ten-hut!
[all laugh]
That's what
military school did to us, baby.
You'll never shake it.
Hey, boys.
Wow, you started early.
I think
ten is a respectable age.
We were just raising a toast
to our dear
old Commandant Spangler.
[all] Rot in hell,
you one-armed bastard! [laugh]
Uh, you wanna tell me
what's in the sack?
Are you my parole officer?
-No, seriously, are you?
-[both laugh]
We decided to do one
last caper for old time's sake.
Nice statue head.
[clears throat] I came.
I sawed. I conquered.
-[both laugh]
-That's good. [laughs]
We're putting that
on the Instagram.
Wait
It was the most beautiful,
transcendent experience.
Abe said you were rolling around
naked on filthy linoleum,
-choking yourself.
-Transcendently.
Psst, Kelly.
Before you try anything,
just remember,
revenge
for an unjustified revenge
is justified, but revenge
for a justified revenge
is unjustified revenge. Yeah.
Relax, we're in a ceasefire
until the party's over.
Could you, uh,
sneak me a couple dinner rolls?
[gasps, whimpers]
It's so nice to have someone
I can share
my deepest feelings with.
[laughs]
Crap. "Yaassss"
sounds like I'm seven.
Quick, change the subject.
Perfect setup. I look great.
[message sent tone playing]
[chuckles softly]
I made him nervous.
Cute? Pretty? Hot?
Huh?
Ew. Ew!
Wait, where the hell did you get
that mac and cheese?
I brought it from home.
When I get back, I'm expecting
a new full-sized plate
handed over without any looks.
There you are, Piama!
Oh, my juicy jellybean.
-Oh.
-Gretchen, so great to see you.
We were so sorry
to hear about Otto.
He didn't suffer.
The puma is very quick
-und efficient. [chuckles]
-What are you doing now?
I am a doula for cattle.
I go from town to town,
cow to cow,
helping them give birth.
It's very spiritual.
Well, not the cleanup.
That's nasty.
[chuckles softly] Well
[sniffs] Oh, my goodness.
-You have a calf inside you.
-[gasps] How did you--
Oh, it's my gift. Boy or girl?
-We don't know yet.
-[sniffs] Do you want to?
What the hell? The video
of us beheading the statue
got 3,000 dislikes.
Who doesn't love
a classic prank?
-Let me see.
-[scoffs]
-Uh, where was this statue?
-In front of a bar.
Had a creepy vibe,
so we didn't go in.
And did this bar have a name?
That was weird, too.
It-- It was called Stagness.
What is that? [chuckles] Like,
how much you're like a stag?
-[laughs]
-Idiots, it's not "Stagness."
It's St. Agnes.
It's a church.
Whose statue do they put
in front of churches?
It looks like
Burger King.
Well, no wonder they're mad.
People love that guy.
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
Hubert! Come dance
with Dada-Dada-Dada!
Maybe I'm overreacting.
Maybe he was teasing.
What a creep!
My first crush is a creep.
[exciting music playing]
It's been 20 minutes.
I still don't have
a better idea.
-Malcolm!
-[music playing indistinctly]
[Malcolm in changed voice]
Occupied.
You think I wouldn't crawl under
and pull you out of there?
[groans, grunts] Can we do this
outside the men's room?
Nope. It's gone on long enough.
We're gonna straighten everything out
-right here, right now.
-[sighs]
We're gonna go back
to the party as a family.
The shrimp is bad!
The shrimp is bad!
[door closing]
-[Craig groaning]
-We're not serving shrimp.
[Craig] I ate something
with a tail on it. [groans]
-[farting]
-[water splashing]
[Craig] Oh, sweet mother
of mercy, it burns!
-Now let's go.
-[Craig groaning]
-You can't be serious.
-If you wanna get out of here,
you are gonna tell me
why you have been doing this.
-[Craig panting]
-Come on, out with it.
-[Craig farting]
-[Lois exhales sharply]
[Craig] Sorry, I know
you didn't mean me.
How do you think
one conversation
in a toilet's
gonna fix everything?
I don't,
but at least it's a start.
What do you wanna do,
wait for my funeral?
There's nothing to say!
-It's just the way we are.
-[Craig] Easy, boy.
We all just
swirl around each other fighting
and taking turns
creating disasters!
Yeah, so we drive
each other nuts. So, what?
That's what families do.
[sighs] It's more than that.
I [breathes deeply]
I like myself better
when I'm not around you.
So you have said.
-[Craig breathing deeply]
-And I
feel bad for who I am
when I am around you.
What, you yelling? [chuckles]
Spitballs to a battleship.
No, I mean,
I know I'm disappointing you.
-[Craig groaning]
-What?
[Craig] He said he knows
he's disappointing you.
Sorry, I'll be quiet. [farting]
Now I'll be quiet.
Mom, you've always had these
gigantic expectations of me.
Like I'm some sort of
superhuman brain
that can fix all the world's problems.
I'm sorry, I can't.
And I can't deal
with that pressure.
When did I ever pressure you?
You said I had to become
president of the United States!
[exhales] President? Is--
Is that what this is about?
[Craig whimpering]
Malcolm, that was just a plan.
Uh, plans aren't contracts.
They're just plans.
Your father and I
have made hundreds of them,
and look at us.
Barely ever work out,
so we just make some new ones.
Yeah, you can't take it
that seriously.
[Craig speaking indistinctly,
panting]
That was you lying?
[shouts]
You've been lying to me?
All this time?
Do you know the kind of trauma
you caused me for a lie?
-[music stops]
-[Malcolm] Making me suffer
-under your lie for 18 years?
-[gasps]
What kind of
Satanic monster are you?
[Craig groaning, farting]
-[thrilling music playing]
-Aw, they found each other.
-[music playing indistinctly]
-We tried to give you
very specific positive goals
to help you get through college,
so you wouldn't just party
and drop out
and end up
in a homeless shelter.
That was called
good parenting.
You don't even care
about the constant stress
and anxiety of trying
to live up to that?
[breathes shakily]
Do you realize that my--
My degrees, my charity,
the-- The awards,
my beautiful, perfect daughter,
finding a woman
who loves me for me
and makes my life complete,
all of that
was based on your lie?
How could you do that
to me? [breathes deeply]
Wait.
Malcolm,
you've accomplished so much.
And all of it is you.
-[Craig groaning]
-It's just you.
You're a good father.
You're a good man.
Better than we ever hoped.
And I wish
we didn't upset you so much,
and I can't say
it's ever gonna get better.
I just miss you.
-I miss you too. [cries softly]
-[Craig groaning, farting]
I'm trying so hard
to hold it in,
it just makes the pitch
go higher!
Please,
let's just get out of here.
-[chuckles] Yeah, uh
-Oh, by the way,
-I love my granddaughter.
-Yeah, that's pretty easy.
-And I approve of Tristan.
-[Malcolm] Thanks.
I mean, I don't actually
need your approval.
I know, but I approve anyway.
Thanks. I really love her.
I think I love her
like you and Dad.
-[door opening]
-[soft music playing]
We are no longer friends. [gags]
[Craig] We'll discuss it
after dessert. Oh!
Hey, Dad. Looking good.
All better now?
Glad we're past that.
We're not past it yet, Reese.
-Did we miss anything?
-Hold me higher.
-I can't see his face.
-You are in for it now.
-All right, all right,.
-You're right.
-It's your moment.
-We'll pile on later.
Dad
there's no point
in me saying I'm sorry.
I'm always sorry.
But this is different.
I not only
took advantage of you,
I did it by pretending
to have a closer,
more loving relationship.
I know
how horrible I made you feel.
And the horrible thing for me
is I was faking the relationship
I always wanted with you.
Way to take
all the fun out of it.
-[sighs] Yeah, nice.
-Thanks, man.
That is the most honest apology
I have ever heard.
[all groan]
But it is
completely meaningless.
-Wait, it's good again.
-Oh! Dude.
You have always counted
on the fact
that no matter what you do,
I will always love you,
and that is just true.
It is for all of you.
I-- I assumed the love
was just there
in every cell of my body,
and I was helpless
to prevent it.
But then I realized that
that was just for your mother.
You guys
are completely different.
You're so unfailingly
destructive and--
and self-absorbed
and oblivious that you--
you-- You make it so
damn difficult that my genuine,
deep love
is an actual act of heroism.
Well, do you realize how good
that makes me feel about myself?
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for that gift.
[chuckles]
Especially you.
I, uh, yeah.
Are you sure everything's ready?
Don't worry.
Don't worry everything's ready
or just don't worry?
Whatever answer
makes you stop glaring at me,
I don't like it.
Ah, it's too late now, anyway.
[microphone feedback]
Can I have your attention,
please? Everyone?
[sighing]
This is
such an important day for me.
After 40 years of frustration,
Hal has finally let me celebrate
our relationship my way.
-[indistinct chatter, laughter]
-[Lois] My way.
[chuckles] Today is happening
exactly the way
I always wanted it to.
Because, honey, for once
for once
it's not about me.
It's about you.
[guests] Oh. [chuckle]
[chuckles, sighs]
Happy anniversary, sweetheart.
[chuckles, kisses]
This has taken
so many online tutorials
and equipment rentals
and crazy expensive laptop
I've been hiding from you.
And I hope you like it.
What would you like people
to know about your father?
Dad is a complicated man.
[chuckles] Uh, no, he's not.
He's the least
complex man of all time,
which I love.
I spend so much time touring
in different cities.
Sometimes,
I don't know where I am,
and then Dad calls.
He doesn't understand
time zones,
and it's always, like,
4:00 in the morning.
But it's still very thoughtful.
Two minutes talking to him,
I feel like I'm home.
Anyway, it got me thinking,
and I wrote this.
[plays piano]
For me, the most singular thing
about Dad is his stamina.
The sheer amount of grief
he could stomach.
I got in trouble, got in fights,
got suspended, got expelled.
Twice.
But Dad was always
unfailingly patient with me.
The first time I met Hal--
Oh, got married to you
without telling them.
That was a big one.
Anyway, I was dreading it.
As far as I knew,
all dads were drunk and mean,
but he was always
so steady and reliable.
Now, he feels like my real dad.
[gasps]
Got arrested three times.
No, arrested twice,
expelled three times.
[scattered laughter]
We were all pretty wild.
But my brothers, they--
They were so far ahead of me
that I needed
to find my own thing.
So, I chose noise.
I especially like
the sound of crashing.
Dishes, lamps, big windows,
little windows.
If you know what you're doing,
I mean, you can create these frequencies
that rip right
through your brain. [chuckling]
And when Dad stopped me,
he was always so
gentle about it.
I mean, it-- It really made me
want to be peaceful.
I really appreciated
his tenderness.
Even though,
kind of a tough guy.
I mean, look at these beasts!
Can the love of your life
be a man?
Another heterosexual man?
I say "Yes."
A thousand times, yes.
When someone is that loving
and giving and honest and true,
you can't stop it.
You understand?
He's not just my best friend.
He's the best person.
No one disagree with me
on this one.
[inhales deeply] Hal
[exhales]
is. A. Great. Man.
[laughs hysterically]
Everyone expects me to talk about
how forgiving and accepting he is.
And he totally is with me.
I don't know why I do what I do.
I actually asked
a therapist about it,
but he was all,
"I don't know you
and I don't work for free."
But what I'm really thankful
for is the optimism he gave me.
I still wake up every day
thinking I'll be better.
-He's always cheerful.
-And honest.
-And helpful.
-An-- And wise.
And honest.
-I said it already.
-Oh right.
-You already said that.
-[Trey] Oh, give me a minute.
-[laughs]
-I admire his enthusiasm
and his courage. I mean,
he'll try anything
-and make us do it, too.
-Mm-hmm.
Ah, our vocal group,
fire-walking.
-Fire-walking!
-[Trey laughing]
And don't forget insightful.
Nobody else recognized
that my bluster was just a cover
to hide my shame
at ruining Secret Santa.
-[mouthing] I did.
-And he's incredibly generous.
Especially,
when he's playing poker!
[all laugh hysterically]
Hey, Dad. I'm sorry
this is so rushed,
but I'm totally swamped.
But I wanted to say I love you.
Um, I admire your decency
and your honesty and your
hair.
So, happy birth-- Anniversary.
Hey, Linda,
can you print me that report?
I was like, five
when I started feeling wrong.
I thought
I was great at hiding it
because you guys
never said anything.
But then
I had this one really shitty day
in fifth grade
with the other kids and--
and even my teacher.
[breathes shakily]
When When I had
little kid problems,
I'd just go to Dad
and he'd clown around
and make me feel better.
And--
And I wanted to do that, but
instead I just blurted out,
"Dad, am I wrong?"
And
he was looking at me,
and-- and I knew that he knew
and had always known.
And [hesitates]
I could tell
he was thinking, like
really hard. [breathes deeply]
And I was terrified.
[sobs softly]
And then--
Then he finally said
[inhales]
"You could be nicer
to your mom sometimes."
So, yeah, [inhales shakily]
I like him.
-Sincere.
-Loyal.
-Heartwarming.
-Tenderness.
-Brave.
-Honest.
-Faithful.
-Incredible.
-Remarkable.
-Vibrant.
-[voice 1] Twinkling.
-[voice 2] Loving.
-[voice 3] Determined.
-[voice 4] Fearless.
-[voice 5] Considerate.
-[voice 6] Sparkling.
[overlapping echoing voices
complimenting]
[voices stop]
[Lois] Love.
[music concludes]
[Wayne] We did it! Whoo-hoo!
All minds are beautiful minds.
Hal [sighs]
when we first met
I knew I'd been looking for you
my entire life. [sobs]
[guests sob]
You're my wish come true.
[guests sobbing]
[indistinct chatter on radio]
[guests applauding, cheering]
[Malik] Bravo.
[guests cheering, applauding]
No one's ever done
anything like that for me.
No one ever let us.
[Malcom clearing throat]
Excuse me?
It feels weird to insert myself
into this moment, but if
I don't do it now,
I'm afraid I never will.
Dad
I'm sorry for
how crappy my part in that was.
I didn't realize
how much this meant.
How much you meant.
I'm sorry.
I thought I was improving myself
by being away from you.
But instead
I forgot the important things
I learned from you.
"Give everyone a chance."
"Love is brave."
"Don't stop believing."
I know where you got that one,
but it's still good.
So
love is brave.
-Tristan.
-[gasps]
I am so flawed.
There are so many parts
of my personality
that don't work right,
but I love you so much.
Will you marry me?
No! [chuckles dryly]
-Ooh.
-Oh.
[indistinct gasping]
That doesn't work
for everything, Stevie.
Malcolm
I love you so much.
But we both just found out
we've been keeping gigantic,
awful secrets from each other.
We have to figure that out
before we do anything.
[indistinct whispering]
Except sex.
We'll definitely have sex later.
[guests cheer]
[chuckles]
[upbeat party music playing]
[both smooching,
breathing heavily]
Sweetie, get off your phone.
It's a party.
Go talk to that little weirdo.
He looks lonely.
[breathing deeply,
kissing, moaning]
-Hi. I'm Leah.
-Hubert.
Who ordered you to approach me?
-My-- My grandma.
-She could tell I was lonely.
[chuckles softly] Just as
I could tell you're lonely.
It's probably
because you're odd.
-I am.
-Well, then
-we're a match made in heaven.
-Don't do eyebrows.
And you're already giving me
good advice.
-We're blossoming.
-[chuckles]
Hi, would you like to join
what may become
a super-cool friend group?
Yeah, okay. Thanks.
Can I ask you guys about
something really embarrassing?
If you knew me better,
you wouldn't. But go ahead.
[music concludes]
[Wayne] Ladies and gentlemen,
we present the anniversary dance
under the spotlight.
Please remember,
they chose the music.
-[indistinct applauding]
-What have you done?
I don't know
what you're talking about.
-Hal?
-Well, it's just a silly,
little, romantic thing.
It's no big deal.
Do you feel
my heart beating? ♪
[romantic music playing,
The Bangles "Eternal Flame"]
Do you understand?
Do you feel the same? ♪
Am I only dreaming? ♪
I believe
It's meant to be, darling ♪
Do you feel the same? ♪
[groans]
Am I only dreaming? ♪
[guests cheer]
Oh, my God,
it's like being in a dream.
You are a dream.
an eternal flame? ♪
[screams]
Do you feel
my heart beating? ♪
Do you understand? ♪
Do you feel the same? ♪
Am I only dreaming? ♪
Or is this burning ♪
[all coughing]
Give me your hand, darling ♪
Do you feel
my heart beating? ♪
Do you understand?
Do you feel the same? ♪
Am I only dreaming? ♪
An eternal flame ♪
Close your eyes
Give me ♪
-[song concludes]
-[indistinct clamoring]
[gasps]
Oh! Lois, Lois. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that--
That wasn't supposed to-- I--
I didn't mean to.
Do you like it?
[joyous music playing,
concludes]
[electricity sparking]
This is the most
incontestable forfeit
of a security deposit
of all time.
[chuckles] And well worth it.
-Ow!
-What?
What the hell?
My leg is killing me.
When the hell did I get a cast?
-[light-hearted music playing]
-Having friends is awesome.
I had no idea.
We talked everything out,
and they gave me
a whole new perspective.
So, I am going
to send a picture.
Well, a screenshot.
To his parents.
And every girl in school.
Teachable moment.
Just so you know,
Grandma actually helped me
solve a problem.
Really? How?
Well, by bossing me around about
something completely different.
That's the M.O.
It just occurred to me.
My next poo is gonna be amazing.
[chuckles]
Nice job
ruining the anniversary.
Me?
Everything would've been fine
if those rafters
were spaced properly.
Bull, those rafters
are exactly to code.
[Francis]
They absolutely are not.
For God's sakes, Reese.
Building codes
specify different rafter spacing
for four-by-sixes and
four-by-eights,
and you can't tell
the dimensions from down here.
And when a zipper sticks,
you don't keep yanking on it.
You pull gently
and wiggle it side to side.
That's another thing,
that cheap zipper.
There's tons of things to blame.
Tomorrow, we'll get down to city hall
Well, I guess
this is my life again.
I just have to do
everything I can
to make it work.
Mostly, because I can't think
of any way out it. [sighs]
I hope Leah's gonna be okay
with this family.
I like this family.
I feel so much less weird
by comparison.
I hope Dad's gonna be able
to handle it.
-I'm sure he'll be fine.
-I'm sure she'll be fine.
[music concludes]
Freak-A-Zoids, robots ♪
Please report
to the dance floor ♪
[upbeat pop music playing,
Midnight Star "Freak-A-Zoid"]
I'll be your Freak-a-Zoid
Come on and wind me up ♪
Ooh dance baby ♪
Shake your body
like you just don't care ♪
I said ♪
I'll be your Freak-A-Zoid
Come on and wind me up ♪
System engaged
so I'm ‘bout to soar ♪
Let me show you how to land it
on the dance floor ♪
Rock back and forth
spaceship on another flight ♪
-Let me teach you how to ♪
-Rock Baby ♪
I'll be your Freak-A-Zoid
Come on and wind me up ♪
Z-O-I-D-S
Rock baby ♪
I'll be your Freak-A-Zoid
Come on and wind me up ♪
[song concludes]