Marriagetoxin (2026) s01e04 Episode Script

Those who ceaselessly hone
their killing arts are known as "Masters."
After many generations,
they have gained lethal abilities
called "Modified Bloodlines."
This is the story of one such Master,
the Poison Master, Hikaru Gero,
and his attempts to get married.
♪Locked in Latata♪
♪Secrets in my veins Latata♪
♪I know you want it♪
♪And sure, I love it♪
♪So I stay behind the mask Latata♪
♪Run, run, run back to back Run♪
♪Fun, fun, fun unpredictable but fun♪
♪At the end of every mind game♪
♪Shoot through the darkened night♪
♪Poisoned in our bodies still♪
♪Laugh at us our reckless souls♪
♪TOXIC♪
♪For you I will♪
♪TOXIC♪
♪Rewrite my destiny♪
♪Losing it, falling for you♪
♪What’s tomorrow Kill or Kiss♪
♪TOXIC♪
♪Tell me what you want♪
♪TOXIC♪
♪I’ll stay right here♪
♪Like a spell, I’ll be by your side♪
♪What you gonna do Kill or Kiss♪
♪Kill or Kiss♪
♪Kill or Kiss♪
♪Kill or Kiss♪
Cheers!
Okay, thanks for waiting!
(Shinei College Camping Club)
Okay, thanks for waiting!
Here's your lemon sours.
I hope Gero's up to this.
So this is a college welcome party?
I've heard the legends.
I never thought my job
would take me to one.
New students, gather round.
Coming.
Okay. To all of us starting college
and meeting each other.
Cheers!
You're a first-year, right?
How's the party? Having fun?
Huh? Uh Huh?
I'm h-having a blast.
What did I do?
Whatever we did, sorry.
S-See you around.
That was my chance to talk
with older students, and I blew it.
I want to hire you as a bodyguard for my
niece, who starts university this spring.
But if possible, without standing out.
I'm Shiori Ureshino.
Her father, my older brother,
built this company from the ground up
in one generation,
but illness took him a year ago.
He left a will stating
his daughter, Shiori,
[Yeah! You got it!]
- He left a will stating his daughter, Shiori,
will succeed him as CEO
once she comes of age.
[Keep going!]
- will succeed him as CEO once she comes of age.
(Hold still while balancing a tray!)
will succeed him as CEO once she comes of age.
But someone has other ideas.
My older sister.
She claims Balzak is rightfully hers.
(Eldest Son (Deceased), Kazuhito)
She claims Balzak is rightfully hers.
(Second Son - Mitsuhiko)
(Eldest Daughter - Futae)
(Eldest Daughter - Futae)
I don't exactly know what Futae will try,
(Second Son - Mitsuhiko)
I don't exactly know what Futae will try,
but rumor has it she's hired someone
who uses strange techniques
that no ordinary expert
has a hope of stopping.
Um, thank you very much
for taking this job.
(Student ID, Name: Daigo Oshima)
(Student ID, Name: Daigo Oshima)
That's your student ID.
Starting today, you're Daigo Oshima,
a third-year student.
Seriously?
E-Excuse me.
I know this is, uh, sudden,
but I'd like to, well
go to a drinking party.
A party? That's a risk you don't need.
Please.
O-Oh, all right.
(Shinei College Camping Club)
Okay, next person.
(Shinei College Camping Club)
I-I'm Shiori Ureshino,
a first-year economics major.
A-And, uh
What should I say now?
[My favorite games. Where I'm from.
A funny joke. Some generational thing.]
[Ria coasts. Aging society. Romantic gossip.
A time I messed up. My hobbies.]
[TV shows. Another failure. Tomorrow's
weather. Hot yoga. Macroeconomics.]
[That café's new item. The Tokugawa Shogunate.
Particle physics. Inverted triangle-shaped back.]
[Swahili. Part-time work.
Inclined barbell bench press.]
[Dorms. Green iguana. Home run.]
[Welcome party. Aristotle.]
P-Pleased to meet you all.
Huh? Uh, thanks.
Okay, next person.
Can you handle a party, Gero?
I've gone drinking with
the Bug Master plenty of times.
I'm worried. I'd better sneak in.
I'll show you that a top-notch Master
is also the life of the party.
Daigo Oshima, economics major.
Watch as I chug all eight of these.
There's no way that flies these days.
This next part is the clincher.
Should we call an ambulance?
That'll get applause for sure.
It's nice to meet you.
I-It's a water-absorbent polymer.
Completely harmless.
What a disaster.
Okay, who else hasn't
introduced themselves?
Hey, he's calling you.
(Ultimate Relaxation, Man of the Alps)
(Campfire ASMR)
I'm Naruko.
That's all.
Uh, what about first name?
Your major? Stuff like that?
I forget.
What really matters is that I got to meet
all of you here in this moment.
I super thank my lucky stars.
What's his deal?
He's been spacing out this whole time.
I super thank them.
He barely said anything.
Why'd he say it twice?
He's the one for me.
Naruko, is this seat taken?
[Mind if I sit here?]
Wish I got the benefit of the doubt
like that. - [Mind if I sit here?]
Wish I got the benefit
of the doubt like that.
It's gotta be his looks.
Drinking parties have hidden depths.
Aw, paid by the hour.
Listen, Ureshino.
I'm so sorry.
Don't make her cry, Gero.
Did you take your screwup out on her?
No, I didn't say anything about that.
But I mean, why did you
force yourself to go?
You're inheriting a company, so you went
to work on your communication issues.
I get that, but even so
H-Hey now.
Really, Gero?
No, I'm just so glad you're thinking
about how I feel.
But, well, it's not just
about the company.
I want to be part of the group.
At the very end, my dad said
Give drinking a try when you turn 20.
Shiori, you're a nice girl,
but you worry too much
about what other people think.
Life's more fun when you take
what's rattling around inside your head
and bam! You let it all out.
Enjoy yourself with people.
That's what I want for you.
I can't do it.
Even here, a flood of words
sometimes just overwhelms my brain.
Ureshino.
I know. I just need
to take the first step.
Everyone will accept me.
My brain knows that,
but I can't help worrying.
What if I make people annoyed, angry
or sad instead?
I never even managed to really talk
to my dad before he
I didn't even get to ask why
he named me his successor.
So
I want to improve myself.
To get to the point
where I can laugh away my fear.
You realize someone's
out to kill you, right?
Gero.
But if you've got someplace
you want to go, I won't stop you.
My job is to keep you safe.
Madam, I have something to report.
Her bodyguard is good.
He acts all natural,
but he leaves no openings.
I super forgot to charge it.
(The Sound Master)
You think this is funny?
You've been at this for a month
and made zero progress.
Do you realize how much I'm paying you?
As if that little girl could run
a party supplies brand
with a market cap of 1.5 trillion yen.
Tell me: When do you plan
to "dispose" of her?
(3 more days)
The time is not yet ripe.
Excuse me? Don't give me that crap.
I've spent over a month—
This bodyguard, Oshima.
You say he's good,
but he's still a nobody.
He won't last a second
against a Master like you.
Madam, I'm truly a man of my word.
In any case
Either get her to decline the job,
or leave her incapable of taking it.
You can kill her if that's what it takes.
Gero, you're not a real student.
Why even bother to listen so attentively?
This is all new to me.
I'm having a great time.
You've got one hell of a tragic past.
(Economics Department, ORIENTATION)
Tomorrow.
Okay, you there.
Name a product that
revolutionized its industry.
Huh? Uh
Mixy-Mix Max Mix.
Only 100 of these legendary kits were made
for the brand's 30th anniversary.
Well, well. You know your stuff.
Liberating the Mixy-Mix market!
A return to the Mix-aissance!
In other words, Mixy-Mix
Max Mix!
As long as there are
passionate students like you,
I can make way for
the next generation without—
It looks like
since they can't separate me from
the target, they're using brute force.
[I don't feel so good.]
Who here seems suspicious?
- [I don't feel so good.]
Someone outside?
But I already checked that
no one had a line of sight.
We were attacked all at once.
However, this is a
well-ventilated environment.
That means it wasn't a gas.
In which case
He injected himself with something,
then sprang into action.
Were sound waves transmitted remotely
to shake the room and the people inside?
I scrambled his sense of balance,
and he super recovered in no time.
That should be impossible.
No one could pull off a precise,
large-scale attack except
No one could whip something
like that up in an instant except
a Sound Master.
- a Poison Master.
Gero!
I informed the client.
Every hitman knows that making it look
like an accident saves trouble.
Ureshino, they planned
to kill you for sure.
So, Gero, should we skip
the camping trip tomorrow?
That's up to our client.
(Economics Department)
(ORIENTATION)
Of course you can go.
I-I can?
You've been looking forward
to this trip for ages.
(Shiratori)
There's no substitute for friends
you make at school.
So go make lots of them.
With those two around,
you have nothing to worry about.
Morning.
See you, Uncle Mitsuhiko.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
It's no problem. That's a huge bag,
though. What's in it?
A collapsible umbrella, and uh
The rest is secret.
Have a safe trip.
We can't guarantee her safety
even if she stays home.
The only way to resolve this
is to face the enemy.
And unlike with Himekawa, we don't know
when the Sound Master will strike.
Is the plan to settle things
on this trip?
Hey, what's this?
(1 more day)
Hey, what's this?
A super important promise.
You're such a great guy, Naruko.
I'll make a promise, too.
Oh? Then, make a promise with me, too.
What? No fair.
Super important.
A man who can cook attracts triple
the ladies (Kinosaki approved).
I'll show you I can cook
with the best of them.
Um, would you like some yakisoba?
Would anyone, uh, like some yakisoba?
Yakisoba?
Hey, Kinosaki.
"Don't worry about me."
That's what Ureshino told us, remember?
She wants to "figure it out" for herself.
How do I become part of the group?
How do I become part of the group?
- [Yakisoba. Sauce. Noodles. Red pickled ginger.]
How do I become part of the group? - [Cabbage.
Adding water. Throwaway chopsticks. White birch.]
[Tapioca. 100 yen each. Dance practice.]
[Club activities. Fjords.
Transporting flamingos.]
[Water-absorbent polymer.
Wild chihuahuas. Rice-field property law.]
[Plate tectonics. Adam Smith.
Fortune telling.]
Is she okay?
If talking to people doesn't work
I'll try something else.
What's with the magical girl getup?
Nothing up my sleeves.
And here goes nothing.
- [What's this?]
A magic trick?
Pan-puru pin-puru pom-po-pun.
Pin-puru pan-puru pom-po-pun.
Whoa!
For my next trick, an extra big helping.
Pin-puru pan-puru pom-po-pun!
Huh?
You okay?
Those were some cool
magic tricks, Ureshino.
I got them from my family's business.
I've never done that in front of people
before, and I messed up the finale.
I'm not good with words
But I remembered the performance
Mr. Gero put on at the party,
and I thought "That's it!"
Thank you very much.
I didn't really, um
[Hmm? What was that?]
I mean
- [Hmm? What was that?]
You're welcome.
That reminds me. Have you all heard
about the curse of Lord Chladni?
Huh? What's that?
This used to be a village.
The locals made "offerings" to the local
deity right up until World War II.
Once every two years,
when the crops failed,
they would pick out
the youngest child in the village,
and lock the child up
in that shrine there.
They abandoned the custom after the war,
(Another Fire: Suspected Arson Continues)
but landslides,
(Another Fire: Suspected Arson Continues)
fires, and a bunch of other disasters followed.
And although nearly a thousand people
lived here at its peak,
it wasn't long before not a soul remained.
But even now, Lord Chladni
waits for his next offering.
And that is
you!
He made all that up.
Oshima, no one likes a spoilsport.
Sorry, Ureshino. It's all true.
I think that's enough buildup.
Yup.
Now, let's get this party started.
It's the moment you've all been
waiting for: the test of courage.
Wait, for real?
Oh, come on.
Hey, have you seen Naruko?
I'd love to pair up with him.
The melody of this forest
is super perfect.
Shiori Ureshino.
My killer session with your screams
begins now.
♪Ah! Something smells fishy!♪
♪I'm shocked, startled,
it’s adding insult to injury♪
♪I'm completely obsessed♪
♪Ah! Something smells off!♪
♪You're all bluff,
I'm sick and tired, so disappointed♪
♪Bye-bye, mwah!♪
♪It seems like I'm only good at♪
♪workbooks for a child♪
♪Even through infectious disease,
I want to love with you♪
♪No! No! Love's in gridlock!♪
♪Forever and ever, I love you,
Shake Na Baby♪
♪Darling, heading toward
a twisted signpost♪
♪Heart fluttering, I love you,
Shake Na Baby♪
♪Just the two of us, consolation prize♪
♪Ah, the scent of dance♪
♪I'm completely obsessed♪
♪with you as you flutter down♪
♪Ah, something smells off♪
♪I'm blown away by you♪
♪Bye-bye, mwah!♪
♪It seems like I'm only good at♪
♪workbooks for a child♪
♪I want us to share
even our growing pains♪
♪No! No! Love's in gridlock!♪
♪Forever and ever, I love you,
Shake Na Baby♪
♪Darling, heading toward
a stagnant signpost♪
♪Heart fluttering, I love you,
Shake Na Baby♪
♪Singing a grand chorus cheekily♪
What the heck is—
- Escape is super impossible.
(Why the ears?! Why carry her like that?!) -
What the heck is— - Escape is super impossible.
What the heck is—
- Escape is super impossible.
Hang on tight!
- I've never been in better condition.
You've gotta seize this opportunity.
That's water-absorbent polymers.
- I'll super enjoy this.
(Lord Chladni)
Next time: "Lord Chladni."
(Lord Chladni)