Murder Drones (2021) s01e04 Episode Script

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[Wind whooshing]
- [snow crunching under tires]
- [bus engine rumbling]
Whoa! Easy, girl.
[Honking]
Good girl.
[Ominous music plays]
Do you ever wonder why we--
[Both grunt]
- Hey!
- Ugh.
[Grumbles] Ch-ch-ch-chh.
Hmph.
- [Laughs] No kidding.
- [Laughs]
[Khan] After the core collapse,
I didn't notice the collars.
[Flashbulbs popping]
Only your mom being a catch.
[Dramatic musical sting]
[sighs] She was always all,
"Build doors against
the coming sky demons!"
"The singularity awakens."
"Look at this cool 'S' I can draw."
[sighs] Turns out
I'm not who either of you needed.
Just
Be safe, okay?
Uh, teacher, what is this field trip?
Yeah, Uzi's idea.
- Ask her.
- [Scoffs] Who?
I've sat next to you for years.
[All gasp]
Bite me. I asked to go alone.
He's mad at your test scores.
No year-end bonus, no learning.
So, we're just unsupervised?
- [All scream]
- What the--
[Dark musical sting plays]
Welcome, campers!
Let's sound off!
One, two
[Cheerful music plays]
[music stops]
[gunshot]
[overlapping shouted numbers]
That's everyone!
[Whispers] Minus one.
[Normal voice] We've got so many
distracting activities planned,
so no sneaking off to investigate stuff.
To the bunks!
[Cheerful music resumes]
[music winds down]
- Sounds good, N.
- Anything for my bestie.
[Cheerful music resumes]
Uh, y-yeah.
They're, like, my friends, too.
So, it's cool.
[Dramatic musical sting]
[all scream]
- You can be our friend, little guy.
- Poor thing's defective.
- [Growls]
- [yelps]
[tense music plays]
Hmph. Nah, just full of love.
This one's a pilot.
Oh. [giggles]
Wow, a pilot.
[Suspenseful music playing and building]
[music fades]
[insect beeps softly]
[helmet clatters]
[wind shrieking]
[exhales slowly]
[metal clattering]
[gasps]
[panting]
- [Rebecca screams]
- Huh?
[Tense music building]
- [Rebecca screams and giggles]
- [music stops]
[all laughing]
So, my friend wants to know
if you killed her family
And are single?
Make way for the canoe train!
Sabotage, minions! Plan X!
- [Grunts]
- [laughter]
- [yelps]
- [groans]
- [both yelp]
- [screams]
I can't swim!
- [N] Hup!
- Oh [giggles]
- Thank you.
- Close one.
[Tense music plays]
[grimacing and whimpering]
[panting]
- [V] Tick-tock.
- [Gasps]
[giggles]
H-Hey, stupid idiot.
Uh, weren't you just--
You said this camp would help us
catch that red-eyed doll freak.
How about more "explorey,"
less "watch-from-window creepy."
Working on it.
Just so glad you guys fit right in.
Super cool.
[Blade rings]
Better to stay distant, though.
Don't ya think?
Since I'll have to kill you next?
N's made friends with rocks, by the way.
He'll move on just fine.
[Sighs]
[bug chirping weakly]
Sorry, buddy. Got you good.
[Bug chirping]
[tense music playing]
Hmm?
[Wood creaking and exploding]
[mysterious music playing]
[bug chittering]
[scanner beeps rapidly]
Elevator?
[Hologram keys tapping]
Where's that? What are you?
Ah, sorry. Did I
Cheat?
[Gunshot]
[scoffs]
You didn't even kill everyone here.
Check this out.
[Mellow music plays]
[weak applause]
[snow crunching]
[Uzi whispering] Psst, hey.
Uzi, get on out here!
This troupe's a team!
Wait, no! Inclusive reflexes!
Uh [laughs, hisses through teeth]
- Hey, everyone.
- [All yelp]
Ah!
[Tense music plays]
[panting]
[creature chittering]
Um, ignore all of this.
Uh [breathing heavily]
[smooches]
I was just
Going
I live in the woods now! [panting]
Who was that?
[Wood clattering]
[yelps and panting]
[whimpering]
[panting and whimpering]
- [feedback whines]
- [high-pitched ringing]
[clock ticking]
[gasping and whimpering]
[dark music plays]
[grunts]
[alarm blaring]
[eerie low growling]
[dramatic music plays]
V, we can't hurt Uzi.
We do our jobs,
and that thing leaves us alone.
I don't know what you're talking about
because you won't tell me!
Huh?
What are you so afraid of?
- I'm not afraid.
- I am! Uzi is!
She's a kid! Like us, V.
What is wrong with you?!
[Sighs] Look after the campers.
[Snow crunching underfoot]
Hot.
Not hot? You're too good for him.
Do whatever you want.
[Tense music plays]
[wind howling]
We need to sneak this far
just to make out?
It's about mood, Darren.
[Thunder crashing]
- Nice.
- I get it now.
[Squelching]
[grunts]
Uh Um
[Door creaks, slams]
- [yelps]
- Huh?
[Uzi giggling]
[interface beeping]
[door creaks]
[static blaring over monitor]
[insectile skittering]
[tense music playing]
[dark musical sting]
[gasps and panting]
- [squelching]
- [crunching]
[gulping]
[retches]
[coughing and gasping]
[alarm chiming]
[breathing shakily]
[man] But her warranty wasn't expired.
[Drawn out] It never existed.
It's scary 'cause it's, like
Aren't you guys worried
about Darren and Rebecca?
Real.
Shouldn't they be back from their
"immoral make-out session" by n--
- [Shrieks]
- [all scream]
[coughing and gasping]
- Rebecca!
- Who did this to you?
[Coughs] Don't remember name
[Heaves] Super unpopular
- Descriptive clues, man!
- Purple eyes
Hot Topic [coughs]
I feel like I'd remember
someone like that?
[Giggling]
- [all scream]
- [all whimpering]
[breathing shakily]
[giggling softly]
Oh.
Y-You?
[All scream]
S-s-split up!
I think I read that's good! [panting]
[dramatic music plays]
[panting]
[grunts]
[hollering]
[panting]
[tree cracks]
[Uzi giggles]
[whimpering and panting]
Huh?
[Grunts]
- [Uzi giggling]
- [whimpering] Uh
Uh, does it at least have pictures?
It doesn't. I checked.
[Sam hollering]
Oh, thank robo-god, final girl!
[Uzi giggling]
Um, clashing?
[Gagging]
[Uzi giggling]
[grunts]
[coughing]
Killing her. Not saving you.
Okay, Mom.
[Uzi panting] V, please
New body, same horrors. Huh, Cyn?
I don't know who that is
Can I talk to N?
[Scoffs] I'll make sure you can't.
[Winces]
- [giggling]
- Ah!
[Giggling]
[yelps]
[yelps]
[scoffs]
[V yelping and gasping]
[giggling]
[grunting]
Whoops! Easy there, buddy.
- Whoop.
- [Gasps]
[laughs] Ow. Up we go!
[Screams]
[N muffled] What'd I say
about antagonizing her?
Ugh, you always take her side.
[Uzi screaming]
[panting and whimpering]
Uzi, you want to tell me
what's the matter?
No, don't look.
I'm gross and eating people and stuff.
Yeah, we'll figure that part out.
[Melancholy music plays]
But you know that's not what I mean.
Are you, like
Gonna leave me?
- Uzi--
- Never mind, it's stupid.
[Sighs] Before we met,
scary stuff was actually
Pretty scary.
Then tonight, too,
cause you weren't with me
to make it fun somehow.
I kind of forgot what that was like.
Same.
[Goofy voice] Then we'll stick together.
[Laughs] Don't frickin' touch it!
[Goofy British accent]
Plus, my voice is more like --
[Shock wave booms]
[normal voice]
Accent was a bad idea anyway.
N, I'm sorry.
Ah, not like you killed anyone.
- Oh, no, I definitely--
- Kidding!
Just avoid another whole spire.
Baby steps.
Together?
[Sighs] Eww.
- Don't patronize me.
- What?
I think it's gross all by myself.
God, you're a diva lately.
[Chuckles softly]
- [Ron] Hyah! Hyah!
- [Engine turns over]
[honking]
[pensive music plays]
[clears throat]
So, missing some campers here.
[Snoring softly]
[sighs]
Yo, I get hungry, idiot.
No name-calling. Just a question.
[Snoring softly]
[moaning]
[rock version of main theme plays]