Salish & Jordan Matter (2026) s01e04 Episode Script

[Jordan] Today, my daughter, Salish,
has only five hours
to turn this house
into a five-star resort.
Wow!
[slurping]
Five-star chocolate.
The most important part of a luxury hotel
is the first impression, so…
Watch. I got this covered.
The reason Salish is doing this
is because next week we're supposed to
vacation with the Anazala Family,
but she just found out
she can't miss gymnastics.
So I wanna build a resort.
Right, so she can convince
the Anazala Family to stay here instead.
Every nice hotel has a big pot of flowers,
and so will we.
We only have five hours,
so we have to hurry.
- [gasping]
- [crashing]
- [slow-motion gasping]
- [slow-motion crashing]
- No!
- Dude, what?
- Flowers aren't that big a deal.
- What?
I thought of an even better idea.
- Wait to see what I do. Come on.
- Gonna be a long day.
What now?
We're gonna build a huge lazy river
in this entire place
because that's what fancy resorts have.
[chuckling] Lazy river?
In this whole space?
- Yeah.
- You can't.
- Yes, I can.
- You're not gonna be able to.
- What's this?
- Go get those things.
All the stuff I need.
[Salish] I'll bet you I can get the lazy river
finished before you get back.
- I'll bet you.
- Okay.
If I do, you have to do
whatever I say for the rest of the day.
- No problem. You can't do it. Good luck.
- Okay.
When is he gonna learn
I plan for these things?
I'm outside Jordan's house, hiding in
this box truck. He has no idea I'm here.
There's no chance she can do
an entire lazy river in a few hours.
There's Jordan's Tesla.
JORDAN
Jordan just left. I'm going in.
Perfect timing.
[Jordan] I didn't know
Salish sent me shopping
so she could sneak Matthew Beem in
to help her build the lazy river.
I am inside. Jordan has no idea I'm here.
Bring it over here.
Forward. Stop. Perfect.
Of course I had to call Matthew Beem and
his team of builders to make this happen.
- How much time we got?
- Don't worry. Go.
I'm excited for the lazy river
because I know
Mila and Noah are gonna love it.
Salish called me last week. She wants me
to build this lazy river.
Jordan doesn't think we can do it,
but I'm the secret weapon.
Salish came up with this five-star resort
by seeing the Royalty Family
doing a similar video.
Hadn't she seen that,
I wouldn't be driving all over LA. Thanks.
On to my next thing, and it has
something to do with the stairs.
We told the Anazalas
we're having a pool party tonight,
and they have no idea
we're making a resort for them.
Such a long list.
I'm at Target.
Hopefully I can get everything.
Salish said sheets.
That's all she said,
and there's like 100 different kinds here.
Thread count doesn't matter.
I once turned my house
into a fish tank and flooded it.
We do not want that today.
This house is about to
turn into a construction site.
Me and my team
have been working on this lazy river.
It's our job to bring this to life.
Calling Anas to remind him
of the "pool party."
Just calling to
make sure you're still on for the party.
We're getting ready. Ready for the party?
- Yeah.
- Oh, Mila!
- Party?
- Yep.
We're excited for the party.
- Be on time.
- Have you ever seen me be late?
Yeah, that's why
I'm saying be on time. Bye.
Salish, why so many things?
[Jordan] While I work on the shopping,
Salish gets started on
the second part of her transformation.
I've never seen this in a hotel,
but I need this resort to get five stars,
so I'm gonna build a slide.
No!
Ugh, back to square one.
Salish feels so bad
because of the vacation
that she is going absolutely overboard
to make it perfect.
This river has eight sections.
We need to begin installing them,
then we can add the water.
I think. I've never done this.
We have a reservation with the Anazalas
for next week at a resort,
and tonight
is the last chance we have to cancel.
Hence the rush.
Next up is dirt, so I'm at Home Depot,
but Say, why do you need dirt?
This is dirt. Dirt is dirt.
What's the difference, Say?
This is organic, so it must be good.
[sniffing] Smells funky, though.
We have a problem.
You want a river,
I only have this water bottle.
I got some water.
Oh! [chuckling]
- Salish.
- What?
It's not waterproof yet.
- Oh, my bad.
- Oh!
One stop, then I'm headed back,
and there is no way
Salish has built a lazy river,
so I don't have to do what she says.
- Ready? Three, two, one. [grunting]
- Perfect.
Salish and Mila
have always had a great bond,
and Salish
doesn't want to disappoint Mila.
Salish feels genuinely bad,
especially for Mila,
that she can't go on this vacation.
Salish is legitimately trying
to convince the Anazala Family
that this house
is gonna be better than an actual resort.
There's no chance
she can get this done in five hours.
I'm gonna build this whole area
into a kids zone
so Mila and Noah will love it.
I built this in eight sections.
A few more pieces,
and then we can add the water.
I'm gonna name this resort Smila Resort
to make sure Mila gives me five stars.
Gonna be an awesome smoothie bar.
Party City, $1 balloons,
how hard could it be?
What kind, Salish?
It's a thousand different kinds.
This is gonna be an amazing spa
to make sure Asala gives me five stars.
Whoa, it's hot here.
Okay.
Oh! Ah!
This is ideal for a Slip 'N Slide.
I have just the thing.
[gasping] What's this one gonna do?
[shouting] No!
- [painting]
- [popping]
She's killing me.
How do we know when he's gonna be back?
He said a few hours.
I have to do a check-in, jets,
and this has to hold water.
It can leak a little.
I just need it to look done
so I win the bet.
No, no, no!
No!
[panting]
[groaning]
Yes!
If we finish this before he gets back,
I get to tell him what to do today.
- Good luck.
- I need one more thing… No!
[Jordan] I'm on the way back while Salish
is starting to transform the penthouse.
This is the penthouse suite,
but it's kind of boring,
so I'm gonna make it
into a trampoline park.
[Jordan] While Salish transforms the penthouse,
Matthew has a lot to do.
It looks more like a one-star resort.
Maybe zero. [chuckling]
Look how pretty that looks.
Check out the towels. "S" for Smila.
- [upbeat music]
- [hammering]
They're gonna start laying down the tarp,
making sure that our house
doesn't flood with water. I hope.
How is Salish doing?
First test is this watermelon.
- [squealing]
- [gasping]
[slow-motion crashing]
[gasping]
Definitely need a crash pad.
Why do we need balloons?
Only good thing about this
is Salish could never finish
a lazy river
in that short amount of time,
so I didn't lose that bet.
Salish, come help. This is heavy.
I got you. Go like this--
Wait. If there's one hole,
it will flood the house.
You mean hotel?
- Be careful. Can't be any holes.
- I'll try.
- We have to hurry.
- Gotta be quick and careful.
All we have to do is fill it with water.
[chuckling] A lot to do, but we're close.
Hurry.
My dad's about to be home. Thank you.
[upbeat drumming music]
Salish! Ah!
Just get out of my… [groaning]
She gets me crazy.
Whoa, Matthew, this looks awesome!
Let's go! We did it.
- Thank you.
- We did it.
We made this so big, we have
a water truck coming to fill it.
- Here it is now.
- [truck beeping]
Get… [groaning]
Oh… [shouting] Salish!
Jordan didn't think this would work.
We'll show him.
Team Salish!
At least she didn't finish the river.
Go over! You sit on your seat. Just chill.
[groaning]
Lazy river is finished.
Time to fill it. Fire it up.
[gushing]
Whoa, there's so much water!
This is insane. It's filling so fast.
There is no way.
How? Who are these people?
What? What is this?
No! You're absolutely… No! No! No!
Matthew, you are killing…
- What?
- Jordan just lost.
You must do everything I say,
starting with getting soaking wet.
No! What? No!
- [Jordan groaning]
- [Matthew laughing]
Sorry, Jordan. Team Salish, we did it.
- Thanks.
- Good luck on the rest.
- I'm giving this place five stars.
- Thanks.
I cannot believe Matthew flew all the way
from Colorado to help her win yet again!
By the way, what's this for?
Why have I been looking for dirt?
- Oh, you'll find out.
- Oh no.
Dad, this is your mud bath.
You have to test it before Anas comes.
- No.
- Get in.
- Can I have one--
- No.
Ugh!
Ew!
- God, that's--
- Is it worse than the ice bath?
Ugh, that's nasty.
This is good.
Exfoliate, you're gonna look so young.
[groaning] Ugh, this is…
Just to make it a little better,
just some nice spray.
- That's not helping.
- Now go under.
- What? No!
- Yes!
- You gotta go all the way under.
- Why?
There are probably worms in there
and slugs and ants and stuff.
- Ugh.
- Now this is a five-star treatment.
It's premium for our guests,
but you should go under
to fix all the wrinkles.
- I'm not going in.
- You have to.
- Remember the bet? One, two.
- This isn't happening.
Ew.
[groaning]
I'm not sure Anazala's gonna like this.
I'm giving this one star.
Where did Salish go? Where'd Sa…
[shouting] Salish?
Can I get a towel?
[Jordan] While I wash off, the rest
of the team is filling up the lazy river,
and it looks super cool.
[excitedly] The lazy river
is finally finished. Check it out.
There's the check-in desk.
This is fun.
I should put this in my bedroom.
They'll be here soon, and they
have to give it five stars. Who wouldn't?
Time to test the stair slide.
- I don't wanna do this--
- Can I push you?
- I don't know--
- Ready? You got this!
Is it safe?
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Ah! [gasping]
- That was fun. You should do it.
- Yay!
Mila's gonna love it. Yes!
It's gonna be such a five-star slide.
Whoa!
Whoa! That was so much fun.
This is the first inflatable
in the kids zone.
- Let's do a flip.
- [Jordan] This is cool.
- Noah and Mila will love it.
- That's awesome!
What the heck? No!
- What--
- [Salish] No!
- No!
- [Jordan] What happened? No!
- No!
- [Jordan] No! What happened?
- [sighing] No!
- What?
- It's not turning on.
- [groaning] No!
Dude, you just broke it.
I broke it.
I think you need to get a new one.
[chuckling] No way. I just got home.
- Thank you.
- [Jordan] No!
- I'm sorry. Thanks.
- [Jordan] No!
I'm so sorry.
Just called the inflatable place.
They've got one more.
Team Jordan.
Slip 'N Slide is done.
Just have to add soap and water.
I think that's good on the soap.
Turn it on! That's awesome.
The name of the resort is Smila Resort.
Time to decorate the pool.
What about here? That is actually perfect.
No! Mila has to give this five stars
with this name.
Let's check it out.
[motor whirring]
Whoa!
We finally got this set up
and it might be the coolest thing,
but actually, we got this one thing
coming at the end of the day,
and Mila's gonna get so excited over it.
She's gonna love it.
It looks awesome,
but wait until there's more balloons.
Push 'em in, Sandy!
[whirring]
So far, so good!
Whoa! Yeah!
[Salish] If you think I can do this
all by myself, no way. I have a full team.
Five-star resorts have the best service,
so that means I need employees.
Hi, Jamie. Wanna work at Smila Resort?
- I really do.
- Cool. Good for you.
The first question is if a guest
calls at 3 a.m., what would you do?
- I'd take care of it.
- If they ask you to wash their clothes?
I'll wash their clothes.
- Interesting.
- Why are you writing?
Do you speak any other languages?
If you hire me,
I'll learn Spanish, French, Italian…
You don't know any now?
- Not currently, but give me two weeks.
- [quietly] Okay.
Can you handle pressure?
- Really well.
- Really well?
- Uber well.
- Really well?
Like so well.
- Like very well?
- Like so well!
You've moved on to the next round.
- Yes!
- Why do you wanna work here?
Very passionate about hotel services.
I have a lot of experience.
Where have you worked?
- What hotel?
- Ow!
Hotel Mania. It's a real hotel.
If someone woke up at 3 a.m.
and needed service, what would you do?
Serve them,
'cause that's just how I am.
And if they asked you to do your laundry?
That's too far. I don't know how.
- Oh.
- I mean, yes, I would.
- How do you do laundry?
- You put it in the dryer.
You dry it up, and then put it in
the washer to get it soapy and clean.
Why work here?
I'm really good at managing people.
You know, I like to be the boss.
- I'm the boss.
- I like to kind of listen.
- You're moving on to the next round.
- [excitedly] Yeah!
The second part of the interview is we
have to see how fast you can do your job.
You have to race without spilling.
- Oh, this is easy.
- I'm so ready.
It's gonna bubble.
Beautiful amount. That's great.
- Oh my God!
- Oh, no!
- Wait.
- No, okay, you can… [gasping] Salish!
- Three, two, one, start!
- Oh, God.
- You're toast.
- Can't hold it.
- Look how fast I'm--
- Come on, Jamie!
- Go faster.
- Sh's so far behind.
- Jamie, go faster.
- So easy.
Bye-bye.
- Slow and steady wins.
- Easy.
- Oh, no!
- I don't even…
[slow-motion groaning]
[slow-motion crashing]
Go, Jamie!
- And look at that. Perfectly executed.
- Yes!
Jamie won!
All right, well, you can go back home.
[clanging]
But clean that up.
Cheers.
- Congrats, Jamie. You're hired.
- How much am I getting paid?
- Nothing.
- What?
Yeah.
[clanging]
I guess you guys
have to wear the uniforms.
- Wait, what?
- Wait… What?
Ow! Actually ow.
- [banging]
- Ow!
Salish! Ugh!
[groaning]
I'll do it myself. Ugh.
My dad got the replacement inflatable.
Time to fill the ball pit.
Perfect.
I think we're pretty much almost done.
No, Sandy.
Don't show it yet. You can't spoil it.
I have an expert to test it
and tell me if it's good.
This is Eevie. She's a wish kid,
and today we're granting that wish.
My wish is to meet Salish
and my wish came true today.
It is important
that the Anazala Family give us five stars
that we've brought in
a consultant for the spa.
Our expert Dhar Mann.
Good to see you.
Thanks for having me.
Dhar has been to pretty much every
five-star spa in the world, practically.
Tell us what we need to do
to make sure we get five stars
from the Anazala Family.
You're off to a good start.
You should increase the thread count
'cause you want the softest sheets…
- Totally.
- …to get that five-star.
[slow-motion] I don't think
thread count matters.
Lotions, aromatherapy.
I would say this is pretty good.
I'd give this a four star now.
- Do you wanna do a mic check?
- [shouting] Mic check!
That was really awesome.
You should be an actor.
- Know any TikTok dances?
- Yeah.
[upbeat pop music]
That was awesome. You did so well.
Time for the next part. Let's go.
It's a mud bath.
What kind of mud is this? I don't think
this is actually for bathing.
This is fertilizer for plants.
That means there's manure in here.
So… you didn't get in this,
did you, Jordan?
I'd never go in that.
[groaning]
- That's mostly poop.
- Cool.
I'm gonna jump in the ball pit
in three, two, one.
[Jordan] Eevie is the perfect judge.
If she likes it,
Mila and Noah will love it.
- Yay! That was so fun!
- Yeah!
Do you think Mila and Noah
will like the ball pit?
- Probably, yeah.
- Perfect.
I want you to enjoy the kid zone
and tell me how it is.
- I'm gonna go finish my work, okay?
- Okay.
- Bye!
- I'll be back!
I could give you a five stars.
It all depends on your masseuse.
We don't have one.
[finger snapping] I actually know
just the guy.
Eevie finished the kids zone.
What do you think?
Five out of five. I love it.
Yes! This is gonna be perfect.
How will the Anazalas rate it?
I hope they like it as much as I do.
Five stars.
The trend in five-star resorts
is face massage.
And honestly, Ike is the best guy.
I'm not so sure about this, Dhar.
You got nothing to worry about.
Just relax.
Finally.
This is relaxing. Keep going.
Trust the process.
- Oh!
- Okay.
Oh!
You're gonna look ten years younger.
Do we need to slap?
What about just-- Oh!
Right here.
Oh, okay! Dhar!
Stay there. Trust the process.
- [thumping]
- Loosening up now! Oh, yup!
[Ike] Ah!
- Ow!
- [Ike sighing]
Healing hands.
Okay. I'm gonna be good.
You don't wanna extend?
We're good! Thank you.
- You look good.
- Uh-huh.
This is a five-star spa now.
We got our shirts on, Anazala is about
to be here, and here's the bell.
Come on, let's go!
Salish, dude, this is so good.
- [Salish] I know.
- How'd you do this all in one day?
[Jordan] How many people did you have?
So Jordan told us that
we're gonna be coming to a pool party.
- Doesn't look like a pool party.
- Is it the right address?
- They're here. Go!
- Oh, my God!
They'll love it.
[gasping]
- What is this?
- What?
Anazala Family, welcome to Smila Resort.
- What's going on?
- Bellman person!
- I guess we're leaving.
- Asala, stay in the car.
Thank you. Come on, Noah. Let's go.
This is weird. Where's Jordan?
- What's happening?
- Bellhop!
- Bellhop?
- Dad!
[Jordan] Coming.
- What's this?
- This is Smila Resort.
What do you mean?
- What are you doing with our stuff?
- Taking it to your room.
- What room?
- What room?
- We're at a pool par--
- No, it's a nice five-star resort.
What?
Is Salish driving the car?
What's going on? No!
I'm a good driver.
Wait, this one's the brake?
- No way.
- Which one's the brake?
- Mila, out of the way. Oh, my. Ah!
- [Mila screaming]
Is this even legal?
It's a five-star resort.
The Smila Lodge.
We're going to park your car.
[Asala panting] Wait, Salish! Ah!
What are they doing with the car?
- SOS!
- Why is she driving?
- I have anxiety!
- Is she supposed to go back?
I will pee my pants in this car.
- Is this legal?
- Yes.
It's private property.
There's an adult in the car.
[Asala] Oh, okay. Ah!
Oh, my God. Do you know how to brake? Ah!
- Oh, whoa!
- Stop! Whoa, stop!
- Salish, what are you doing?
- Now, get out.
- That's a service?
- Yes, valet.
You guys didn't go anywhere.
It went at the same spot they were in.
- I have anxiety.
- You'll have a great day.
No pool party?
Anazala Family,
welcome to the Smila Resort!
Salish has spent all day
building you a five-star experience.
[all cheering]
I would like to invite you
to take the Smila Lazy River.
Oh, my God.
- We're going in?
- Yes.
- Go slow.
- Yeah!
Perfect. Ready?
- Oh my Gosh!
- Set! Go!
Whoa!
- Oh, my God. That's cool.
- Are they going over?
Yay, let's go!
Yay! Let's go!
[both cheering]
Ah! [screaming]
That was part of the plan.
- Your rating is going down.
- Here we go.
Hi, Mimi!
Whoa! Whoa!
Oh!
There we go.
This is gonna be fun. Nice and relaxing.
- Come on, Asala!
- Okay.
We are going to give you
an exclusive experience today,
and you're gonna rate it
one through five stars, okay?
- Okay!
- All right!
This is actually nice,
but I wonder if it's nicer
than the vacation next week.
That vacation next week.
Let's just think about this one right now.
And now let's party!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
- I'm actually liking it.
- Really hoping for five stars.
Salish worked so hard,
so did everybody on the team. Let's hope.
- Woo-hoo!
- They can get off.
- I thought this was a five-star hotel.
- Yes!
[groaning]
Okay, I'm good.
- Our clothes are a little wet.
- Well, we have some robes.
But first, your drinks.
Everybody take one.
This is just very expensive,
nice strawberry lemonade.
- This is actually really good.
- Mmm.
Mmm, this is really good.
I'm gonna give you
the experience of your life. Follow me.
No way!
Oh, my God!
Mimi, look at this!
[gasping]
Chocolate!
Wow.
- God.
- I've always wanted this.
Are we… What happened to my wife?
It's not every day
we're on vacation. Enjoy.
Mmm… Oh, my God.
I've always wanted to do that.
My mom never let me.
What's going on?
Okay, yep, I lost my wife.
Ooh, this is good!
Salish worked so hard.
I'm hoping they give it five stars,
they agree to do a staycation here
rather than their vacation.
All right, and next destination.
- Come on over here.
- Ooh!
We're gonna bring the kids first.
Walk right on up.
Daddy!
- Ah!
- Oh, shoot!
- Let me go up.
- I got this. Ah!
You ruined the ride!
One star! This is a one star!
It was supposed to happen.
Part of the thrill.
Is this safe?
It is very safe.
Three, two, one.
Okay, we're gonna go slow.
- Whee!
- Ah!
[Anas] Whee!
[Salish] Yay!
It wasn't bad. Four stars.
[Anas cackling]
Whee! [laughing]
I think they're having a great time.
Hoping for five stars. Yum!
[slurping]
Five-star chocolate.
- Ready to see the surprise?
- Oh, my…
[Jordan] When Salish said
she had a surprise for Mila, she meant it!
What?
Look, it's a pony!
- Noah, did you see it?
- Look.
While the kids play,
may I escort you to the spa?
- Are there animals there?
- No.
Noah, ready? Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Five stars.
Welcome to the Smila Spa.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, wow.
- Who's he?
- Hey.
That is Ike.
He'll be your masseuse. He's really good.
Loosening up now!
What's this? [gasping]
I hope my dad doesn't mind.
He said no makeup,
but I might be breaking that rule.
- I want this!
- Look! It's a Spider-Man outfit!
So, I need makeup,
beautiful high heels, and everything.
We have all these products.
Here's some face spray.
[spluttering]
- Is that supposed to be in the mouth?
- See? Relaxing, right?
It's relax… Never mind.
It's a five-star hotel.
Do you want makeup?
- Nope.
- It will be amazing.
Every time I trust people, it goes wrong.
I know what I'm doing. I'm a pro.
- I think that's lipstick.
- I'm Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
My favorite is the makeup station.
I hope I don't do this wrong.
My dad's gonna kill me.
[Jordan] The kids are enjoying themselves,
but we don't know
if they'll give five stars.
I did a flip!
- Lotion, maybe?
- What is this?
- Oh, my God.
- Rub it in. Good for your skin.
Smila Spa! Five stars so far, right?
Time for your massage.
Hey, Ike.
Hey.
- Relax, okay?
- [Anas] Oh!
- Relax.
- What kind of massage is this?
- Ow!
- Loosen up!
- Ike, Ike, Ike.
- Ah!
[Ike] Ah!
Ow!
[screaming]
[screaming continues]
One star!
You're next. Come on.
[panting] One star!
[Jordan] Doesn't seem like
they love the spa,
but hopefully Noah and Mila
are enjoying the kid zone.
Are you having fun?
- Yeah!
- I want to give it 10 stars!
Whoa!
All right, for the final part,
who wants to go ride a unicorn?
- I don't want to.
- You got it!
If you do this,
you're the bravest girl ever.
It's okay. It's good to face fears.
I'll stand next to you
and make sure you're fine.
- You got it.
- Ready?
Good job, Mimi.
Go, Mimi!
Yay, Mimi!
- Yay!
- Yay!
Isn't it fun?
You faced your fear.
I'm proud of you. You're a big girl.
Five stars!
Welcome to the Smila Smoothie Bar.
Whoa!
Oh my God,
I've just realized it says Smila Resort!
- Did you see that?
- Can I keep it?
- Wow. Five stars. I'm taking this home.
- That's sick.
No need. You'll be staying.
Staying here?
Never mind.
Would you like a Smila Smoothie Special?
You would? Great!
- [whirring]
- Watch me cook. I learned from Salish.
One, two, go!
Whoa!
Well, that was a fail.
What is that?
- Oh, wow.
- It's good.
- What?
- Ready for some?
Oh, that… Oh! [screaming]
- I've seen bartenders do this.
- Your rating just went down.
Don't worry about the presentation.
Taste it. It is… [smacks lips]
Wow!
- Right?
- Five stars for this.
- Thanks.
- Let's go.
Cheers. You live once.
We'll dance.
- One, two, three, four.
- Okay.
[Jordan] Mila and Noah are smiling a ton,
but Salish will have to impress them
with the bedroom
if they're going to rate it five stars.
Welcome to your penthouse suite.
- [Anas] Oh, my God!
- [Mila] Wow! Dad!
What?
- Uh-huh.
- Are those custom robes?
Obviously!
- Oh! Wow!
- No way!
Can I take the towels home?
That's what we do, steal the towels.
No need to steal
'cause you're staying.
Why are we staying?
- Never mind. Let's do room service.
- [bell ringing]
All right, now you guys all get to lie
on the bed and order room service.
I was so hungry too.
- Steak with asparagus.
- I need burgers.
Perfect. You guys are gonna get ice cream.
- Ice what?
- Ice cream?
Yay!
[ringing]
Welcome to your very own
rolled ice cream restaurant.
[gasping]
Okay, what?
- Vanilla.
- Did she lick?
Is that how it's done?
I'm a pro at this.
- Are you sure about that?
- Certain.
How are you liking your stay
at the Smila Resort?
It was very good.
Yeah, this is a really nice place.
The robes are comfy.
- Honestly, if Jordan was not part of it--
- It'd be awesome, right?
- Better!
- I told him.
Every time he got involved, it got bad.
It's weird that we're having
a vacation before the vacation.
- I know, right?
- Yeah, right before our vacation.
Why isn't it rolling?
Oh, wow!
- Looks good.
- That doesn't look like the Instagram.
[laughing]
This isn't exactly rolling.
It's not going as planned.
It's coming out as normal ice cream.
We're done.
Here's your five-star dessert.
- Wow!
- Wow!
- It's good, right?
- Oh, my gosh!
- [whispering] They like it.
- Mmm.
That's actually good.
- Thanks, Salish.
- Of course, Mila. I hope you like it.
We're about to ask you
to give it a one to five-star rating.
You need to know
why we invited you.
You know we're going
on a vacation next week.
Yes, which we're looking forward to.
One of us has gymnastics
and she can't leave.
[gasping]
The resort that you chose
is only a four-star resort.
If this is a five-star resort,
that means you'd rather stay here
and vacation with us
so she can still do her gymnastics.
You have to vote quick
because in five minutes,
you won't be able to cancel.
What?
- A setup!
- You booked the tickets!
If you wanna cancel the reservation
and stay with us for a week,
give us five stars and cancel the resort.
What do you think?
- This was a setup?
- We will still go one day.
In the meantime, would you like
to stay at this five-star resort,
or would you go to another place?
One minute. This was a shock.
This is a free resort.
The other one is expensive.
You got one minute, come on!
Bro, come on!
[Jordan] Now it's time
for the big decision.
Will they stay in our five-star resort
or go on the vacation without us?
What are the stars for the Smila Resort?
If you had just told us
that Salish has gymnastics,
you wouldn't have done this for us.
We would've just canceled it!
- What?
- I didn't have to do all this?
Did you think we'd go without you?
Give me the stars, hurry!
Cancel!
- Five stars!
- Yeah!
- Cancel!
- Five!
Hurry! Cancel!
Hello?
Can I book for myself?
[all laughing]