Scissor Seven (2018) s01e04 Episode Script
Killing Underpants Man
1
MISSION 4
KILLING UNDERPANTS MAN
ISLAND VIEW ROAD #567
DAI BO J
HAIR SALON
Welcome! Have a seat right here.
CHAIRMAN JIANG - PURIFICATION ASSOCIATION
DISTRICT SUBCOMMITTEE CHAIRMAN
No problem. Just leave it to me.
It's perfect.
It's cut just like in the picture, see?
This picture is the person
I want you to kill.
I didn't ask you to cut my hair.
TARGE
If you can't take him out,
I'll raze your little salon to the ground.
Xiao Fei, let's go!
LINGERIE STORE
This pervert likes to collect underwear.
We at the Island Purity Society
voted unanimously
to pay you 500 yuan to kill him
and rid the public of this menace.
Go away!
Wow! "Sexy Schoolgirl Babe Edition."
I like these!
Baby, we're home!
Time to get these hot mamas on the wall!
I'll cut this pervert up good!
Why is a stone randomly sitting down here?
Oh, no! I hit my new babies!
Baby, are you okay? You poor thing!
I just got these new babies today.
Maybe I should
try them on!
Who's there?
Wait, let me put my pants on
We are the Island Purity Society,
and we're here today to purify you,
you underpants-collecting pervert.
Why did this ferocious old woman
come herself,
and with her thugs?
Actually, I
-Burn it.
-No!
I'm sorry. I'll stop.
I know I'm a little kinky,
that I like to collect underwear,
but I collected, bought, and paid for
all my underwear. I didn't steal them.
Please, let my underwear live.
No!
Burn this, you pantie-burning freaks!
I knew I couldn't count on you.
That's why I put a tracker on you,
and used you
to find this pervert's secret lair.
Get up.
I told you to get up!
In this world,
some people like collecting toys,
some people like collecting antiques,
some people actually like collecting ties,
and some people
even eat tons of instant noodles
to get all 108 character cards
from Water Margin.
This man merely enjoys collecting things
that are a little different.
He likes collecting underwear.
It's disgusting, deviant, and perverted.
But what's wrong with that?
Lots of people have some
unspeakable kinks.
He doesn't steal, he doesn't rob,
he doesn't hurt anyone else,
so what business is it of yours
what he likes to do?
Arguing with filthy-minded people like you
is beneath me.
I'm going to burn his underwear
and drive him off the island.
You should ask if my scissors
plan to let you do that.
She's spinning so fast,
she's hypnotizing me!
She has the strength of a bear!
Again? You won't trick me this time!
Please, stop fighting!
Now, let me educate you.
What are you planning to do with that?
Don't come any closer. I'll scream.
There's still time for you
to confess your misdeeds.
Stop!
The mere sight of you disgusts me.
Use your enemy's weaknesses against them.
My glasses! My glasses!
PURE MAIDEN'S FIST OF AWAKENING
WHITE LILY PURITY BLAS
I have to use my killer move.
Wings of the Wyvern!
Son of a
I have to wash my eyes out after that!
Wings of the Wyvern
works in all kinds of situations.
Thank you.
Today is the first time I've felt like
I'm not a bad person, not a freak.
I'm just someone who likes to
collect something a little different.
Oh, right. What's your name?
They look pretty good!
You! Office baboon! Stop!
I want your tie! Name a price!
MISSION 4
KILLING UNDERPANTS MAN
ISLAND VIEW ROAD #567
DAI BO J
HAIR SALON
Welcome! Have a seat right here.
CHAIRMAN JIANG - PURIFICATION ASSOCIATION
DISTRICT SUBCOMMITTEE CHAIRMAN
No problem. Just leave it to me.
It's perfect.
It's cut just like in the picture, see?
This picture is the person
I want you to kill.
I didn't ask you to cut my hair.
TARGE
If you can't take him out,
I'll raze your little salon to the ground.
Xiao Fei, let's go!
LINGERIE STORE
This pervert likes to collect underwear.
We at the Island Purity Society
voted unanimously
to pay you 500 yuan to kill him
and rid the public of this menace.
Go away!
Wow! "Sexy Schoolgirl Babe Edition."
I like these!
Baby, we're home!
Time to get these hot mamas on the wall!
I'll cut this pervert up good!
Why is a stone randomly sitting down here?
Oh, no! I hit my new babies!
Baby, are you okay? You poor thing!
I just got these new babies today.
Maybe I should
try them on!
Who's there?
Wait, let me put my pants on
We are the Island Purity Society,
and we're here today to purify you,
you underpants-collecting pervert.
Why did this ferocious old woman
come herself,
and with her thugs?
Actually, I
-Burn it.
-No!
I'm sorry. I'll stop.
I know I'm a little kinky,
that I like to collect underwear,
but I collected, bought, and paid for
all my underwear. I didn't steal them.
Please, let my underwear live.
No!
Burn this, you pantie-burning freaks!
I knew I couldn't count on you.
That's why I put a tracker on you,
and used you
to find this pervert's secret lair.
Get up.
I told you to get up!
In this world,
some people like collecting toys,
some people like collecting antiques,
some people actually like collecting ties,
and some people
even eat tons of instant noodles
to get all 108 character cards
from Water Margin.
This man merely enjoys collecting things
that are a little different.
He likes collecting underwear.
It's disgusting, deviant, and perverted.
But what's wrong with that?
Lots of people have some
unspeakable kinks.
He doesn't steal, he doesn't rob,
he doesn't hurt anyone else,
so what business is it of yours
what he likes to do?
Arguing with filthy-minded people like you
is beneath me.
I'm going to burn his underwear
and drive him off the island.
You should ask if my scissors
plan to let you do that.
She's spinning so fast,
she's hypnotizing me!
She has the strength of a bear!
Again? You won't trick me this time!
Please, stop fighting!
Now, let me educate you.
What are you planning to do with that?
Don't come any closer. I'll scream.
There's still time for you
to confess your misdeeds.
Stop!
The mere sight of you disgusts me.
Use your enemy's weaknesses against them.
My glasses! My glasses!
PURE MAIDEN'S FIST OF AWAKENING
WHITE LILY PURITY BLAS
I have to use my killer move.
Wings of the Wyvern!
Son of a
I have to wash my eyes out after that!
Wings of the Wyvern
works in all kinds of situations.
Thank you.
Today is the first time I've felt like
I'm not a bad person, not a freak.
I'm just someone who likes to
collect something a little different.
Oh, right. What's your name?
They look pretty good!
You! Office baboon! Stop!
I want your tie! Name a price!