Small Prophets (2026) s01e04 Episode Script
Episode 4
1
ETHEREAL MUSIC
BIRDS CRY
MUSIC STOPS, BIRDS FADE
Oh. You all right? All right?
You just waiting for someone? Yes.
I was going to say, actually,
thanks for, er, clearing up the
Well, clearing some of the stuff up
from the front here.
Yeah. Did Bev have a word?
I don't think so.
Oh, right, OK.
Well, she said she was going to
have a word, so
Oh.
Yeah, just about
clearing the front here.
I have. Yes, no, I know.
Brilliant. Yeah. Fantastic.
Just, er
I just thought I saw a rat,
you know.
Thought you saw one?
No, I did. Well, I did,
you know, it was
Well, it was either a rat
or a big mouse.
Big mouse, probably.
That oil slick's a bit annoying,
isn't it? Yes. Yeah.
Looks like a rabbit, from my house,
if you can believe it.
Yeah, it's a big black rabbit
at the end of my drive.
Oh.
REVERSING ALARM BEEPS
What's this for?
Soil conditioner.
Compost.
Shite!
Hello, Michael.
Oh, hello, Bev.
Was that your daughter
came round yesterday?
I haven't got any kids, Bev. Oh.
Who was that, then?
She looked nice.
That was Kacey. She was
just helping me with something.
I could help. Oh. Thanks, Bev.
I mean, if you needed help,
I could help.
I'm just stuck here all day.
Don't know what to do with myself
half the time.
See you later, Bev. Bye, Michael.
HE CHUCKLES
Long bike.
Michael! Michael!
Michael! Morning, Brigham.
Ha L Long bike?
Yes. Tandem.
For two people.
Bike for two people.
See you later.
Michael! Michael! Mike! Mike!
Mike!
Yes? Can I have a go?
Long bike.
All right? Yeah.
Late. Has he noticed?
Can I come round tonight
and see the things?
What things?
"What things"?
The little fuckin' people
you've got growing in jars.
Sh! God's sake.
They're not people,
they're called homunculi
and I don't want anyone knowing
about them, thank you very much!
AMPLIFIED OVER PA:
Good morning, shoppers.
Michael Sleep is growing
three homunculi at home in his shed.
That's Michael Sleep,
three homunculi,
in jars, in his shed. Thank you.
PHONE BEEPS
Michael, why are you? Sh.
Michael, it's Roy, give us a ring
back when you get this message.
Listen, mate, it wasn't me that came
and visited your dad at the home.
I don't know who it was
but it wasn't me.
So you need to find out
who's saying they're me.
Who's Roy? I've got to go.
You've only just got here.
I've got to go to the nursing home.
Well, don't bother coming back.
Oh, cheers, Gordon,
I really appreciate that.
Brigham!
Here he is. Hello, son.
All right, Dad?
You out of breath?
Yeah, the, er The car's
out of action, I had to cycle.
Bloody 'ell, what've you got there?
Is that a competition win?
Remote-controlled cars.
Six of them.
Well, you know what they say.
You can't have too many
remote-controlled cars.
But I'm running out of space here.
Will you take 'em? Yeah.
You can give 'em to a charity shop,
or you might want to hold on
to them yourself. Yeah, OK.
Here, Dad, Hilary said
that you had a visitor.
Do you remember?
Did she?
Yes, Dad, have a think.
Someone came here to see you,
to say hello,
can you remember
who that might have been?
When was that, you say?
It must have been
the day before yesterday.
Was it Roy?
Was it Clea's brother, Roy?
Oh, so it was.
Yeah, I didn't recognise him.
Pretended I did, though.
Fine bit of acting.
Have I ever met Roy?
Yes. Yes. You
You will have done, years ago.
You say you didn't recognise him?
No. Have you got any idea
what he wanted?
Ercan't say that I have.
Er
He was wittering on about something.
Skirting around something or other.
Only Connect was on,
so I wasn't really paying attention.
Anyway, how are the prophets?
Have you buried them yet?
No, not yet. The manure
was delivered this morning.
There's a ton of the stuff. I don't
think the neighbours are very happy.
KNOCK ON DOOR
Sod 'em.
Is everything OK?
Won't be a second, Dad.
All right.
Hilary? Is he all right?
You said my dad had a visitor.
Yeah, Roy, wasn't it?
Now, do you remember
what he looked like?
Erm Here.
Now, that's an old photograph,
but did he look anything like that?
Oh
No, I wouldn't say that was him.
Do you remember
what he did look like?
Yeah, he was slight,
fair hair, small round glasses.
Are you sure?
Yeah, he was wearing a flat cap.
Is everything OK?
Hi, hi, hello. Sorry I'm late.
Do you want anything?
Just a coffee, please,
a black coffee.
No problem, I'll bring it over.
How are you?
Yeah.
I was just wondering if you
had a chance to pass on my number
to Clea's partner. Hamish, isn't it?
Because I haven't heard anything.
Yeah, no, I haven't passed it on.
Oh, OK, it's just that,
um, since we spoke
I've been thinking about
that lock-up that Clea and I shared
and I remembered that there was
a couple of things
that belonged to me
that I'd really like to get back.
Thanks.
It's Bea, isn't it?
Yeah.
Is it, though?
What do you mean? Well,
I know you didn't know my sister,
so I'm wondering what else
you're bullshitting about.
And I'm also wondering
who your friend is,
trying to be inconspicuous
sat at the table BEHIND ME!
My name's Bob.
What the fuck's going on?
Your sister, Clea,
she was fencing stolen items
for the man who owned
the antiques market she traded at.
And who are you, the police?
We represent the people
from whom the items were stolen.
Well, I don't believe
your name is Bob,
and I don't believe
your name is Bea,
and I don't believe that either
of you represent the people
from whom the items were stolen.
But that's actually
beside the point, isn't it?
What do you want from me?
We want to find something that, erm,
we believe Clea was in possession of
when she went missing.
OK.
Well, now we're getting somewhere.
Give us your phone.
What's in the bag?
Nothing. Er, toys.
What's in it? Toys, toys, er, cars,
take it, it's yours, it's yours.
Presents?
Maybe, yeah.
Who for?
I don't know. Children?
What's your name?
Are you?
BELLS JINGLE SOFTLY
What are you doing round here?
Just, er, you know,
delivering presents.
Butis it Christmas?
No, not yet, I'm, er
I'm just
You know, I'm starting early,
because there's lots to do
when the time comes.
Where's your red suit?
That's at home. I don't put that on
till nearer the time,
in case I get spotted.
You know, it wouldn't do, would it,
for me to get recognised too early.
I recognised you, didn't I?
You did.
I knew who you were.
Don't tell anyone, will you?
I won't tell anyone.
Thank you.
I, erm
I
I don't usually do this.
I know, mate, I know.
I was just desperate.
I wasn't going to hurt you, I would
never I know. I know, I know.
I know, it's all right.
You see, I-I know
who's been naughty or nice
and I know that
you're not normally naughty.
I'm not.
I know.
Usually a good lad, aren't you?
Yeah, I am.
I just
Hey. Hey, don't worry.
Erm, can I?
Er, yeah.
Oh, that's for you.
I'm sorry it's not wrapped.
Could I, erm?
Would it be all right
to get my phone back?
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Cheers. Erm, you are
Rupert. Rupert! Rupert.
Little Rupert.
Well, erm
Well, cheerio, then.
Thank you!
Merry Christmas!
Ho, ho, ho!
A book.
A bird book.
What's it called?
The Birds Of America.
The Birds Of America? Yes.
Shall we have a little look
on the internet?
Ah, I got it.
"It has been estimated that five out
of the ten highest prices ever paid
"for a book, adjusted for inflation,
"were for John James Audubon's
The Birds Of America.
"The most recently discovered copy
was sold at auction in 2019 for
"..$6.6 million."
So that's quite a lot, then,
isn't it?
Right. Let's be honest
with each other.
Don't pretend to me
that you're a keen ornithologist.
Now that I know
what you're looking for,
I'll find it. Then, when I sell it,
I'll give you some of the money.
How much?
Do you know what, Bob?
That's a bloody good point.
We should discuss that.
All right?
You didn't come back to work. No,
Gordon gave me
the rest of the day off.
Are you sure? Yeah. He said,
"Don't bother coming back."
Oh I don't think
he was trying be helpful, mate.
I think I got the wrong end
of the stick.
Well, he told me to tell you that
you'd better come in tomorrow
or you're fired. Righto.
Shovelling shit?
Mm-hm.
Do you need some help?
Yeah. Go on, then.
Hello. Are you OK? I'm Kacey.
Michael, what are we doing?
Have to bury the jars.
In shit? Yes.
Why? Because that's what it says
in the instructions.
It's to grow them on to
the state of divination.
To keep 'em warm? Partly.
Ah, can't we just put them
in the airing cupboard?
Airing cupboard!
What century are you from?
Yeah, says the alchemist.
Evening, Your Majesties.
God, they've grown since last time.
What's this one?
That's a seraph,
it's a type of angel.
The highest rank of angel.
Didn't know
angels had different ranks.
Yeah, seraphim, they're
right at the top, just below God.
According to Wikipedia.
One of their jobs
is to fly around God's throne,
crying, "Holy, holy, holy!"
That could get annoying.
Couldn't it, though?
No wonder He's so angry
so much of the time.
It says we've got to wear robes.
Those are dressing gowns.
They're robes. Bathrobes.
Are you serious?
Kacey, I don't make the rules.
Sacris solemniis iuncta sint gaudia,
et ex praecordiis sonent praeconia.
Recedant vetera,
nova sint omnia,
corda, voces,
et opera.
Got any booze?
Booze? No.
Well, do you fancy a beer?
I'll run to the garage.
Yeah, OK.
Here.
Cheers.
Oh! Hello.
Hiya.
You're Michael's girlfriend.
Girl? No. No. Erm, we're just
We're just friends.
Oh, sorry.
I'm Bev, I live next door.
Oh, right, hi. Kacey.
Nice to meet you, Kacey.
Nice to meet you, Bev.
Are you just grabbing some beers?
Yeah, you know
Yeah. Thirsty work.
All that shovelling.
Yeah. Yeah.
He's nice, isn't he, Michael?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he is nice.
He's interesting, isn't he?
He's always got some project on the
go, you know, in that shed of his.
Yeah? Yeah, I'm always wondering
what he's up to in there.
Yeah.
Anyways, I'd better be off.
It was lovely to meet you
Sorry Bev. Beverley.
Bev. Lovely to meet you, Bev.
Have a good night.
See ya.
That kid
who cycles round and round
your road?
Elliot. What's his story?
He's just a teenager.
Do you ever talk to him?
Nah, not for years.
He used to be a cute kid.
You should speak to him.
Why?
Because.
I mean, he's obviously
struggling with summat.
He's like a caged animal,
riding round and round like that.
It's It's sad.
I wouldn't know what to say.
Hmm.
Well, you could start with,
"Hello."
Right. Can I use your loo?
What for?
What do you mean, what for?
What do you think?
Well, didn't you go before you came?
Are you serious?
It's just, I don't usually
You don't usually what?
I don't usually let people
go in the house. Right.
Well, I need the loo, so
Is it a number one or a number two?
Don't be a prick, Michael.
Yes, OK. Thank you.
Ah, eh, it's upstairs.
But don't Don't what?
I don't know.
But don't look around.
All right? Yeah.
Did you find it all right? Yeah,
top of the stairs, like you said.
What's in the boxes?
So you had a look around, then?
Mate, I didn't go rifling through
your stuff, I just went to the loo
and saw a shit ton of boxes.
Hey, you know what I told you
the other day?
About wanting to be in Neighbours?
What, have you got an audition? No.
What would yours be? A dream job.
Ah.
I'd live on an island.
You do live on an island.
A tiny island.
And I would count seagulls.
Is that a job? Yeah.
I used to do conservation work.
As a volunteer.
That's where Clea and I met,
one summer on a trip
monitoring birds
on this little island
off the Welsh coast. Oh.
A couple of years later, we applied
to be wardens of this place
up in Scotland. We were accepted.
But, er
But what?
Well, it didn't happen.
Clea wasn't well enough. She had
She was fragile.
They're not mine.
The boxes.
It's all Clea's.
She had a stall at an antiques fair.
It's all her stuff.
Stock. Second-hand books.
How big was this stall? Well
Couple of years after she went, I
got a call from this storage place.
They said, "There's unpaid bills."
So I went along,
there were three lock-ups full.
I couldn't afford the payments,
so I brought it all here.
That's a lot to unpack.
I'm not going to unpack it,
it's not mine.
I meant, like, emotionally.
So did I.
Sorry, you obviously
don't want to talk about it.
No. No. Kacey
..I do want to talk about her.
I don't ever get to talk about her,
and I miss her so much.
When did she go?
Christmas Eve. Oh
Nearly seven years ago.
She just didn't come home.
They found her car
on the Severn Bridge.
I'd prepared a surprise for her.
It was a trip back in time
to her best-ever Christmas.
For a week she was banned
from going in the lounge,
while I set it all up,
from a photo.
But she didn't get to see it.
What happened to it all?
It's still there.
It's waiting for her to come home.
Can I see it?
No-one's ever seen it.
Can I see it?
Oh, my God.
This is incredible.
Michael, this isbrilliant.
Ow.
Night, Elliot.
CLATTERING
DOG BARKS
# I know
# We're older now
# And lost again
# Down at
# The cul-de-sac
# You lived, my friend
# I put the kettle on
# The wise man's song
# For you #
ETHEREAL MUSIC
BIRDS CRY
MUSIC STOPS, BIRDS FADE
Oh. You all right? All right?
You just waiting for someone? Yes.
I was going to say, actually,
thanks for, er, clearing up the
Well, clearing some of the stuff up
from the front here.
Yeah. Did Bev have a word?
I don't think so.
Oh, right, OK.
Well, she said she was going to
have a word, so
Oh.
Yeah, just about
clearing the front here.
I have. Yes, no, I know.
Brilliant. Yeah. Fantastic.
Just, er
I just thought I saw a rat,
you know.
Thought you saw one?
No, I did. Well, I did,
you know, it was
Well, it was either a rat
or a big mouse.
Big mouse, probably.
That oil slick's a bit annoying,
isn't it? Yes. Yeah.
Looks like a rabbit, from my house,
if you can believe it.
Yeah, it's a big black rabbit
at the end of my drive.
Oh.
REVERSING ALARM BEEPS
What's this for?
Soil conditioner.
Compost.
Shite!
Hello, Michael.
Oh, hello, Bev.
Was that your daughter
came round yesterday?
I haven't got any kids, Bev. Oh.
Who was that, then?
She looked nice.
That was Kacey. She was
just helping me with something.
I could help. Oh. Thanks, Bev.
I mean, if you needed help,
I could help.
I'm just stuck here all day.
Don't know what to do with myself
half the time.
See you later, Bev. Bye, Michael.
HE CHUCKLES
Long bike.
Michael! Michael!
Michael! Morning, Brigham.
Ha L Long bike?
Yes. Tandem.
For two people.
Bike for two people.
See you later.
Michael! Michael! Mike! Mike!
Mike!
Yes? Can I have a go?
Long bike.
All right? Yeah.
Late. Has he noticed?
Can I come round tonight
and see the things?
What things?
"What things"?
The little fuckin' people
you've got growing in jars.
Sh! God's sake.
They're not people,
they're called homunculi
and I don't want anyone knowing
about them, thank you very much!
AMPLIFIED OVER PA:
Good morning, shoppers.
Michael Sleep is growing
three homunculi at home in his shed.
That's Michael Sleep,
three homunculi,
in jars, in his shed. Thank you.
PHONE BEEPS
Michael, why are you? Sh.
Michael, it's Roy, give us a ring
back when you get this message.
Listen, mate, it wasn't me that came
and visited your dad at the home.
I don't know who it was
but it wasn't me.
So you need to find out
who's saying they're me.
Who's Roy? I've got to go.
You've only just got here.
I've got to go to the nursing home.
Well, don't bother coming back.
Oh, cheers, Gordon,
I really appreciate that.
Brigham!
Here he is. Hello, son.
All right, Dad?
You out of breath?
Yeah, the, er The car's
out of action, I had to cycle.
Bloody 'ell, what've you got there?
Is that a competition win?
Remote-controlled cars.
Six of them.
Well, you know what they say.
You can't have too many
remote-controlled cars.
But I'm running out of space here.
Will you take 'em? Yeah.
You can give 'em to a charity shop,
or you might want to hold on
to them yourself. Yeah, OK.
Here, Dad, Hilary said
that you had a visitor.
Do you remember?
Did she?
Yes, Dad, have a think.
Someone came here to see you,
to say hello,
can you remember
who that might have been?
When was that, you say?
It must have been
the day before yesterday.
Was it Roy?
Was it Clea's brother, Roy?
Oh, so it was.
Yeah, I didn't recognise him.
Pretended I did, though.
Fine bit of acting.
Have I ever met Roy?
Yes. Yes. You
You will have done, years ago.
You say you didn't recognise him?
No. Have you got any idea
what he wanted?
Ercan't say that I have.
Er
He was wittering on about something.
Skirting around something or other.
Only Connect was on,
so I wasn't really paying attention.
Anyway, how are the prophets?
Have you buried them yet?
No, not yet. The manure
was delivered this morning.
There's a ton of the stuff. I don't
think the neighbours are very happy.
KNOCK ON DOOR
Sod 'em.
Is everything OK?
Won't be a second, Dad.
All right.
Hilary? Is he all right?
You said my dad had a visitor.
Yeah, Roy, wasn't it?
Now, do you remember
what he looked like?
Erm Here.
Now, that's an old photograph,
but did he look anything like that?
Oh
No, I wouldn't say that was him.
Do you remember
what he did look like?
Yeah, he was slight,
fair hair, small round glasses.
Are you sure?
Yeah, he was wearing a flat cap.
Is everything OK?
Hi, hi, hello. Sorry I'm late.
Do you want anything?
Just a coffee, please,
a black coffee.
No problem, I'll bring it over.
How are you?
Yeah.
I was just wondering if you
had a chance to pass on my number
to Clea's partner. Hamish, isn't it?
Because I haven't heard anything.
Yeah, no, I haven't passed it on.
Oh, OK, it's just that,
um, since we spoke
I've been thinking about
that lock-up that Clea and I shared
and I remembered that there was
a couple of things
that belonged to me
that I'd really like to get back.
Thanks.
It's Bea, isn't it?
Yeah.
Is it, though?
What do you mean? Well,
I know you didn't know my sister,
so I'm wondering what else
you're bullshitting about.
And I'm also wondering
who your friend is,
trying to be inconspicuous
sat at the table BEHIND ME!
My name's Bob.
What the fuck's going on?
Your sister, Clea,
she was fencing stolen items
for the man who owned
the antiques market she traded at.
And who are you, the police?
We represent the people
from whom the items were stolen.
Well, I don't believe
your name is Bob,
and I don't believe
your name is Bea,
and I don't believe that either
of you represent the people
from whom the items were stolen.
But that's actually
beside the point, isn't it?
What do you want from me?
We want to find something that, erm,
we believe Clea was in possession of
when she went missing.
OK.
Well, now we're getting somewhere.
Give us your phone.
What's in the bag?
Nothing. Er, toys.
What's in it? Toys, toys, er, cars,
take it, it's yours, it's yours.
Presents?
Maybe, yeah.
Who for?
I don't know. Children?
What's your name?
Are you?
BELLS JINGLE SOFTLY
What are you doing round here?
Just, er, you know,
delivering presents.
Butis it Christmas?
No, not yet, I'm, er
I'm just
You know, I'm starting early,
because there's lots to do
when the time comes.
Where's your red suit?
That's at home. I don't put that on
till nearer the time,
in case I get spotted.
You know, it wouldn't do, would it,
for me to get recognised too early.
I recognised you, didn't I?
You did.
I knew who you were.
Don't tell anyone, will you?
I won't tell anyone.
Thank you.
I, erm
I
I don't usually do this.
I know, mate, I know.
I was just desperate.
I wasn't going to hurt you, I would
never I know. I know, I know.
I know, it's all right.
You see, I-I know
who's been naughty or nice
and I know that
you're not normally naughty.
I'm not.
I know.
Usually a good lad, aren't you?
Yeah, I am.
I just
Hey. Hey, don't worry.
Erm, can I?
Er, yeah.
Oh, that's for you.
I'm sorry it's not wrapped.
Could I, erm?
Would it be all right
to get my phone back?
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Cheers. Erm, you are
Rupert. Rupert! Rupert.
Little Rupert.
Well, erm
Well, cheerio, then.
Thank you!
Merry Christmas!
Ho, ho, ho!
A book.
A bird book.
What's it called?
The Birds Of America.
The Birds Of America? Yes.
Shall we have a little look
on the internet?
Ah, I got it.
"It has been estimated that five out
of the ten highest prices ever paid
"for a book, adjusted for inflation,
"were for John James Audubon's
The Birds Of America.
"The most recently discovered copy
was sold at auction in 2019 for
"..$6.6 million."
So that's quite a lot, then,
isn't it?
Right. Let's be honest
with each other.
Don't pretend to me
that you're a keen ornithologist.
Now that I know
what you're looking for,
I'll find it. Then, when I sell it,
I'll give you some of the money.
How much?
Do you know what, Bob?
That's a bloody good point.
We should discuss that.
All right?
You didn't come back to work. No,
Gordon gave me
the rest of the day off.
Are you sure? Yeah. He said,
"Don't bother coming back."
Oh I don't think
he was trying be helpful, mate.
I think I got the wrong end
of the stick.
Well, he told me to tell you that
you'd better come in tomorrow
or you're fired. Righto.
Shovelling shit?
Mm-hm.
Do you need some help?
Yeah. Go on, then.
Hello. Are you OK? I'm Kacey.
Michael, what are we doing?
Have to bury the jars.
In shit? Yes.
Why? Because that's what it says
in the instructions.
It's to grow them on to
the state of divination.
To keep 'em warm? Partly.
Ah, can't we just put them
in the airing cupboard?
Airing cupboard!
What century are you from?
Yeah, says the alchemist.
Evening, Your Majesties.
God, they've grown since last time.
What's this one?
That's a seraph,
it's a type of angel.
The highest rank of angel.
Didn't know
angels had different ranks.
Yeah, seraphim, they're
right at the top, just below God.
According to Wikipedia.
One of their jobs
is to fly around God's throne,
crying, "Holy, holy, holy!"
That could get annoying.
Couldn't it, though?
No wonder He's so angry
so much of the time.
It says we've got to wear robes.
Those are dressing gowns.
They're robes. Bathrobes.
Are you serious?
Kacey, I don't make the rules.
Sacris solemniis iuncta sint gaudia,
et ex praecordiis sonent praeconia.
Recedant vetera,
nova sint omnia,
corda, voces,
et opera.
Got any booze?
Booze? No.
Well, do you fancy a beer?
I'll run to the garage.
Yeah, OK.
Here.
Cheers.
Oh! Hello.
Hiya.
You're Michael's girlfriend.
Girl? No. No. Erm, we're just
We're just friends.
Oh, sorry.
I'm Bev, I live next door.
Oh, right, hi. Kacey.
Nice to meet you, Kacey.
Nice to meet you, Bev.
Are you just grabbing some beers?
Yeah, you know
Yeah. Thirsty work.
All that shovelling.
Yeah. Yeah.
He's nice, isn't he, Michael?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he is nice.
He's interesting, isn't he?
He's always got some project on the
go, you know, in that shed of his.
Yeah? Yeah, I'm always wondering
what he's up to in there.
Yeah.
Anyways, I'd better be off.
It was lovely to meet you
Sorry Bev. Beverley.
Bev. Lovely to meet you, Bev.
Have a good night.
See ya.
That kid
who cycles round and round
your road?
Elliot. What's his story?
He's just a teenager.
Do you ever talk to him?
Nah, not for years.
He used to be a cute kid.
You should speak to him.
Why?
Because.
I mean, he's obviously
struggling with summat.
He's like a caged animal,
riding round and round like that.
It's It's sad.
I wouldn't know what to say.
Hmm.
Well, you could start with,
"Hello."
Right. Can I use your loo?
What for?
What do you mean, what for?
What do you think?
Well, didn't you go before you came?
Are you serious?
It's just, I don't usually
You don't usually what?
I don't usually let people
go in the house. Right.
Well, I need the loo, so
Is it a number one or a number two?
Don't be a prick, Michael.
Yes, OK. Thank you.
Ah, eh, it's upstairs.
But don't Don't what?
I don't know.
But don't look around.
All right? Yeah.
Did you find it all right? Yeah,
top of the stairs, like you said.
What's in the boxes?
So you had a look around, then?
Mate, I didn't go rifling through
your stuff, I just went to the loo
and saw a shit ton of boxes.
Hey, you know what I told you
the other day?
About wanting to be in Neighbours?
What, have you got an audition? No.
What would yours be? A dream job.
Ah.
I'd live on an island.
You do live on an island.
A tiny island.
And I would count seagulls.
Is that a job? Yeah.
I used to do conservation work.
As a volunteer.
That's where Clea and I met,
one summer on a trip
monitoring birds
on this little island
off the Welsh coast. Oh.
A couple of years later, we applied
to be wardens of this place
up in Scotland. We were accepted.
But, er
But what?
Well, it didn't happen.
Clea wasn't well enough. She had
She was fragile.
They're not mine.
The boxes.
It's all Clea's.
She had a stall at an antiques fair.
It's all her stuff.
Stock. Second-hand books.
How big was this stall? Well
Couple of years after she went, I
got a call from this storage place.
They said, "There's unpaid bills."
So I went along,
there were three lock-ups full.
I couldn't afford the payments,
so I brought it all here.
That's a lot to unpack.
I'm not going to unpack it,
it's not mine.
I meant, like, emotionally.
So did I.
Sorry, you obviously
don't want to talk about it.
No. No. Kacey
..I do want to talk about her.
I don't ever get to talk about her,
and I miss her so much.
When did she go?
Christmas Eve. Oh
Nearly seven years ago.
She just didn't come home.
They found her car
on the Severn Bridge.
I'd prepared a surprise for her.
It was a trip back in time
to her best-ever Christmas.
For a week she was banned
from going in the lounge,
while I set it all up,
from a photo.
But she didn't get to see it.
What happened to it all?
It's still there.
It's waiting for her to come home.
Can I see it?
No-one's ever seen it.
Can I see it?
Oh, my God.
This is incredible.
Michael, this isbrilliant.
Ow.
Night, Elliot.
CLATTERING
DOG BARKS
# I know
# We're older now
# And lost again
# Down at
# The cul-de-sac
# You lived, my friend
# I put the kettle on
# The wise man's song
# For you #