Star Wars: Tales of the Underworld (2025) s01e04 Episode Script
The Good Life
1
[chirping]
[speeder whirring]
- [pedestrian grunts]
- [laughing]
Wow. How about this one? [chuckles]
Ooh, over there!
[grunts]
[groans]
[gasps]
- [gasps]
- [indistinct radio chatter]
There has been a rash report
of violent incidents,
happenings, and knockoffs
as rival gangs fight.
[sighs] Let's see.
- [grunting]
- [passerby] What are you doing?
Blik. Get away from them.
We told you to stay away from street rats.
Hey, Niro. Over here.
Hey.
Scram. Get out of here.
Let's go.
[shopkeeper] Keep walking.
[grunting, mumbling]
Oh.
[both laugh]
[yelling in distance]
[grunting]
- [casino owner] Come on. Scram.
- [whimpering]
And don't come back
until you pay your debts, you deadbeat.
Hey. What are you looking at?
Get outta here.
Nothing for you back here.
- [both blow raspberry, laugh]
- Come on. Scram.
[chuckling]
Let's see.
[grunts]
Wish we had some crunchies.
[grunts]
Hey, look. It's CB.
[grunting]
- Hey, CB. What you got there?
- Oh, no.
No, no. No, not today.
I told you before,
I'm not giving you any-- [grunts]
- Oh!
- Look what you've done.
Oh, dear. All right. Um. Hmm.
- Sorry, here you go.
- Thank you.
- You dropped this.
- Oh. Thank you.
- This is mine.
- And that is yours?
- And this is yours.
- I see. All right. Um.
- And this is yours.
- Yes. Uh, thank you.
[gasps, stammers] Is this yours?
Oh, that? Yes, that's mine.
And this is yours.
- Don't forget this.
- I see.
- Or this.
- Thank you.
- I think you dropped this.
- Thank you. Uh, I'll take that.
- You dropped this too.
- Actually, this is yours.
- Oh, I Thank you.
- Why, thank you. [laughs]
Good day, uh
[gasps] Hey! Uh
Oh, dear. Not again.
[both laughing]
[grunts]
[both chuckling]
[grunts, groans]
Mmm.
[grunts] Mm-mmm.
I saw what you did back there.
Nice work.
Don't worry.
I ain't a security officer.
Who are you?
Let's just say a businessman.
Hold on.
What's this for?
[chuckles] Call it an investment.
Huh.
[stammers]
How much do you think it's worth?
More than we ever had.
- Wanna spend it?
- Whoa.
[both gasp]
Hey.
Welcome back.
Huh? Come on.
Oh.
Crunchies.
Who'd you steal that from?
We didn't steal it from no one.
Then how did you get it?
We earned it.
[chews]
[spits]
All right.
- [laughing]
- Whoa, whoa.
[sighs] I could get used to this.
[squeaking]
We got any left?
Nope. [sighs] All out.
Mm-mmm.
Just like Mom used to make.
Do you ever miss them?
Miss who?
Your parents.
Come on, don't be stupid.
I never really knew 'em.
[siren wailing]
[blaster fires]
[sirens wailing]
[whirring]
Whoa.
[sirens wailing]
[pedestrians clamoring]
Wakey-wakey.
Looks like you had a fun time last night.
Yeah? What's it to ya?
Remember, I'm a businessman.
And right now you're my investment.
What does that mean?
You've had a taste of the good life.
Do you want some more?
What happened to you?
First rule of business:
You don't ask questions.
You know that place?
I thought you said don't ask questions.
Don't get smart.
Yeah, we know that place.
The owner, though, he he doesn't like us.
Yeah? Well, I don't like him.
He's got a little operation in there
that's messing with my business interests.
So, what do you want with us?
I have an opportunity for you.
How would you like to make five times
what I gave you yesterday?
Don't worry. It's nothing hard.
I don't know, Colby.
There's something about this guy.
I've never seen him around here before
and now twice in two days?
So what? He's got money.
It's not worth it.
[sighs] You're right.
We want ten.
Hey, welcome back.
Hope you have
more luck this time, huh? [chuckles]
[objects crashing]
Enough! You're disturbing my customers.
- [laughs]
- Oh, you think it's funny?
[chatters]
[patrons clamoring]
[casino owner] Go!
- [clamoring]
- [blasters firing]
[alarm blaring]
[grunts] Hey!
Get back here!
[pedestrians clamoring]
[groans]
[groans]
Come on.
[alarm blares]
- [pedestrians clamoring]
- [sirens wailing]
[Niro yelps]
[squeals]
Hey.
[panting]
Run, boys. Run.
[panting]
[Niro] Colby!
- We gotta go!
- Come on, kid.
[gangster] Hey.
Good news, bad news, kid.
Bad news is your friend got caught.
Good news is you get his share.
Welcome to the family.
[chirping]
[speeder whirring]
- [pedestrian grunts]
- [laughing]
Wow. How about this one? [chuckles]
Ooh, over there!
[grunts]
[groans]
[gasps]
- [gasps]
- [indistinct radio chatter]
There has been a rash report
of violent incidents,
happenings, and knockoffs
as rival gangs fight.
[sighs] Let's see.
- [grunting]
- [passerby] What are you doing?
Blik. Get away from them.
We told you to stay away from street rats.
Hey, Niro. Over here.
Hey.
Scram. Get out of here.
Let's go.
[shopkeeper] Keep walking.
[grunting, mumbling]
Oh.
[both laugh]
[yelling in distance]
[grunting]
- [casino owner] Come on. Scram.
- [whimpering]
And don't come back
until you pay your debts, you deadbeat.
Hey. What are you looking at?
Get outta here.
Nothing for you back here.
- [both blow raspberry, laugh]
- Come on. Scram.
[chuckling]
Let's see.
[grunts]
Wish we had some crunchies.
[grunts]
Hey, look. It's CB.
[grunting]
- Hey, CB. What you got there?
- Oh, no.
No, no. No, not today.
I told you before,
I'm not giving you any-- [grunts]
- Oh!
- Look what you've done.
Oh, dear. All right. Um. Hmm.
- Sorry, here you go.
- Thank you.
- You dropped this.
- Oh. Thank you.
- This is mine.
- And that is yours?
- And this is yours.
- I see. All right. Um.
- And this is yours.
- Yes. Uh, thank you.
[gasps, stammers] Is this yours?
Oh, that? Yes, that's mine.
And this is yours.
- Don't forget this.
- I see.
- Or this.
- Thank you.
- I think you dropped this.
- Thank you. Uh, I'll take that.
- You dropped this too.
- Actually, this is yours.
- Oh, I Thank you.
- Why, thank you. [laughs]
Good day, uh
[gasps] Hey! Uh
Oh, dear. Not again.
[both laughing]
[grunts]
[both chuckling]
[grunts, groans]
Mmm.
[grunts] Mm-mmm.
I saw what you did back there.
Nice work.
Don't worry.
I ain't a security officer.
Who are you?
Let's just say a businessman.
Hold on.
What's this for?
[chuckles] Call it an investment.
Huh.
[stammers]
How much do you think it's worth?
More than we ever had.
- Wanna spend it?
- Whoa.
[both gasp]
Hey.
Welcome back.
Huh? Come on.
Oh.
Crunchies.
Who'd you steal that from?
We didn't steal it from no one.
Then how did you get it?
We earned it.
[chews]
[spits]
All right.
- [laughing]
- Whoa, whoa.
[sighs] I could get used to this.
[squeaking]
We got any left?
Nope. [sighs] All out.
Mm-mmm.
Just like Mom used to make.
Do you ever miss them?
Miss who?
Your parents.
Come on, don't be stupid.
I never really knew 'em.
[siren wailing]
[blaster fires]
[sirens wailing]
[whirring]
Whoa.
[sirens wailing]
[pedestrians clamoring]
Wakey-wakey.
Looks like you had a fun time last night.
Yeah? What's it to ya?
Remember, I'm a businessman.
And right now you're my investment.
What does that mean?
You've had a taste of the good life.
Do you want some more?
What happened to you?
First rule of business:
You don't ask questions.
You know that place?
I thought you said don't ask questions.
Don't get smart.
Yeah, we know that place.
The owner, though, he he doesn't like us.
Yeah? Well, I don't like him.
He's got a little operation in there
that's messing with my business interests.
So, what do you want with us?
I have an opportunity for you.
How would you like to make five times
what I gave you yesterday?
Don't worry. It's nothing hard.
I don't know, Colby.
There's something about this guy.
I've never seen him around here before
and now twice in two days?
So what? He's got money.
It's not worth it.
[sighs] You're right.
We want ten.
Hey, welcome back.
Hope you have
more luck this time, huh? [chuckles]
[objects crashing]
Enough! You're disturbing my customers.
- [laughs]
- Oh, you think it's funny?
[chatters]
[patrons clamoring]
[casino owner] Go!
- [clamoring]
- [blasters firing]
[alarm blaring]
[grunts] Hey!
Get back here!
[pedestrians clamoring]
[groans]
[groans]
Come on.
[alarm blares]
- [pedestrians clamoring]
- [sirens wailing]
[Niro yelps]
[squeals]
Hey.
[panting]
Run, boys. Run.
[panting]
[Niro] Colby!
- We gotta go!
- Come on, kid.
[gangster] Hey.
Good news, bad news, kid.
Bad news is your friend got caught.
Good news is you get his share.
Welcome to the family.