The Four Seasons (2025) s01e04 Episode Script

1
-[water lapping]
-[seagulls calling]
[waves crashing]
[birds chirping]
[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
Anne?
[inaudible]
Anne?
Anne?
Oh my God, Danny!
-What are you doing here?
-Ah!
Just a little solo getaway.
[Danny] Aw!
Oh! Look at your hair. It's so chic.
-Pfft! You look beautiful.
-Oh!
Oh, I bought resort wear.
I feel like Mrs. Roper.
-No.
-With a drop of Episcopal priest.
[laughs]
So, are-- Are you-- Is everybody…
-Oh, Claude's at the pool.
-Ah.
We actually snuck in.
This hotel is much nicer
than the place we're staying at.
-Aw.
-And…
we're also here with Kate and Jack and…
Nick.
-Who's not alone.
-Yeah, no, I know.
I see all his pictures.
We're still on the family iCloud.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah. At first,
I thought he was just doing, like,
pervert screen grabs of an Instagram lady,
but then he started being
in the photos with her, so…
-I'll ask him to take them down.
-No, no. Pfft.
No, it's actually been funny.
Yeah, Lila and I have been
texting about them.
Yeah, it turns out Lila is a funny texter.
-[Danny chuckles]
-Yeah. Did you know the word "fuckery"?
I didn't. I like it as a gerund.
Danny… I did know you guys were here.
And I think I thought
I was coming to confront you all,
but then I got here, and I felt insane.
So… I'm just gonna hide in my room
until my flight on Monday.
Please, come have a glass of wine
with Claude and me by the pool.
-Come on! Just one glass.
-Listen…
I don't want to intrude.
No, thank you.
You have every right to be here.
You are on a solo vacation,
which is incredibly chic.
You don't need to hide.
You need to get yourself a massage,
go shopping, have yourself an adventure,
spend all his money.
-[laughs]
-Okay, maybe.
Yeah.
Girl, what you got on under this caftan?
Pajamas and a sweatshirt.
[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
[music ends]
Oh, hi. Are you feeling okay?
-Yeah.
-I texted you.
[sighs] I didn't have my phone with me.
Oh.
Oh, wow. You texted…
a few times.
No, I'm fine. Feeling fine.
[sighs]
I saw Anne up at the patio.
Our Anne?
She flew down here to confront us.
Nick is still on his family's iCloud.
So she saw all the photos?
Ginny in the bikini?
Me when I sat on that really big chair?
-Yep.
-[whispers] Fuck.
[in normal voice] Poor Anne.
-Are you gonna tell Kate?
-No. She doesn't want anyone to know.
Well, I appreciate you telling me.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, I'm--
I'm just… feeling bad for Anne.
Babe, did my lobster roll not arrive?
It did, but it had too much butter in it.
I ordered you a portabello hot dog.
I just love you can make anything
out of anything now.
[giggles]
[mouthing] Oh, my fucking God.
[gentle music playing]
[exhales]
Hey, can you tell
if my hair part got sunburned?
It's pretty crispy.
Am I crazy, or was Nick kind of,
like, coming at our marriage?
Right? Was he trying to imply
that we're unhappy?
Yeah, like, sorry, you've been dating
Yoga Barbie for ten seconds,
now you're the king of relationships.
-Yeah.
-[Nick] Hey, guys.
-[Kate] Hey.
-[Jack] Hey!
How you doing, Tiny Tim?
[laughs]
Um, about earlier.
I hope I didn't insult either of you guys.
What?
-No, we'd never think that.
-[laughs] Why are you so crazy?
Really? You sure?
-Pfft!
-Nick. Loco.
Okay, good.
Because you know I love you guys.
[Jack] Yeah, we love you too.
I think it was just…
It was a combination of the Scotch
and the extra strength Tylenol.
I was being protective of Ginny.
-Yeah.
-I really like her.
[inhales sharply]
And I want her to like my friends.
And me. Mostly me.
Well, she obviously likes you.
Yeah, she thinks you're really cool.
She's bought you a cane from the pharmacy.
[laughs and snorts]
Just, uh, you know, be nice to her, okay?
Of course.
The fuck? I mean, we're…
we're being nice to her, right?
No, I haven't. I mean, I haven't asked her
one thing about herself.
Like, I haven't even made eye contact
with her since the penis.
[sighs] Okay.
I guess we can try
to make more of an effort.
[waves lapping]
[exhaling]
-Hey, cool if I set up here?
-Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Just finishing up a light circuit.
Bird dogs, mostly.
[grunts]
Um, I saw that the lodge
has a board game closet.
Maybe after dinner we could get
mojito drunk and play a little Monopoly.
-Bankrupt the shit out of Danny.
-Oh, heck yes.
-Yeah, I love a game night.
-Okay.
[Jack] Hey, gals.
-Mm!
-Oh.
I know. I just don't want
to burn my head more.
No, hey. That's a cool hat.
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah, seriously.
It's very on trend, bucket hats.
They're kind of Bushwick,
Dimes Square chic.
You hear that? Very Times Square.
-Oh, I-I said Dimes Square.
-Not what she said.
[gentle music playing]
Now you're gonna lie
on your stomach, okay?
With your hands by your shoulders,
just like this.
And you're gonna pop up to your feet,
just like this, okay?
And… up.
Excellent. Great job, ladies.
Now let's try again.
Let's see if we can do it
without stepping on the ocean.
Oh, pfft, okay.
Sorry, I'm not good at this.
Here, watch. Um…
May I?
Yes. Okay.
-Okay. So…
-You may.
Now square your shoulders.
Okay, put your weight
on your dominant leg, okay?
Just relax and have fun.
-Okay.
-Okay?
-Yeah.
-You got it. Come on.
Let's try it one more time.
-Okay. Go down? Yep.
-Yep.
Okay, and… up.
-Pop!
-[laughs] There you go. See?
You're a natural, chica fresa.
Sorry, chica what?
Fresa.
Your shirt.
Oh, fresa means strawberries. Yeah.
-Yes.
-I knew that.
They're, uh,
kind of a little bit my thing.
Mm-hmm.
Back home I have strawberry pillows
and strawberry earrings and it's…
it's… it's stupid.
No. Oh, no. It's--
It's cute, like you.
Chica fresa.
Okay, ladies, uh, let's try one more time.
Remember, balance it out.
Just stay low and have fun. Just relax.
Yeah.
[uplifting music playing]
Ooh, do they have Clue?
'Cause your boy
gots to be Colonel Mustard.
[laughs]
Uh, no, they don't have Clue.
The only game that's not water damaged
is Canada's top adult
resource management game,
Number Color.
-Ooh.
-Oh!
-Hey.
-Hi, guys.
[all] Hey!
How was your… wherever you went?
Stunning.
[sighs] We may go back tomorrow.
What happened to your foot?
Oh, it's nothing.
It's just-- I was, like,
free soloing this rock face
and things got a little gnarly.
-He stepped on a seashell and cried.
-It was a sea urchin.
All right, sit down.
We're learning a new game.
-Oh! What?
-Okay, what is it?
Okay. "Object: to collect
the most color cards
before your opponent can guess
what number cards
are in your secret color bank."
What?
[Nick] One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven…
-[Kate] Why are you going eight?
-Because the card says move eight.
Yes, but the card is yellow,
so per the rules, Nick,
that means go five.
-No, it can't be that.
-Yeah.
It doesn't matter. Danny, is it your turn,
or are you still stuck in negative purple?
I have a question. I hate this.
No, you guys, it took so long
to deal everybody's cards.
I really think it's about to turn fun.
Kate, you know I love to have fun,
but this ain't the road to it.
Okay, Ginny, you're young and cool.
Like, what can we do? Where can we go?
Oh, no-- I like the game.
No, no, you don't.
[Ginny] Okay! Okay. I…
[sighs] …heard the paddle guy
at the rental place
say there's gonna be a DJ
at the beach bar tonight.
[Danny] Ooh! We're going out!
-[Kate] Yeah?
-No, I already brushed my teeth.
-What?
-[blows raspberry]
No, but I'm wearing
my sad girl cult leader pants.
We're going out.
Old motherfuckers, we're going out!
We're going out!
[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
Thank you.
[indistinct chatter]
I have gum, cash, ID.
Oh, don't forget to--
Pills. I remembered all on my own.
-[cell phone vibrates]
-Oh.
-Hello?
-Is this a bad time? Are you alone?
Oh, it's never a bad time for you.
How's the solo vacation coming?
Actually, things are looking up.
That's kind of why I'm calling.
Would it be ethical
to sleep with my surf instructor?
[laughs]
Okay, Mrs. Roper after dark.
I know. I already had a cocktail
in my room.
But really, would it seem
like fun and carefree
or just like trashy and desperate?
Uh, it would seem like you're fucking.
Huh.
That does sound good.
Okay, look, I'm hanging up now, all right?
I'm glad you got out of your room.
-Thanks, Danny.
-Bye, baby.
[inaudible chatter]
[Carlos laughs]
Carlos. Hi. Anne.
-Anne!
-Chica fresa.
[laughs]
So, how's your night going?
Good, just-- Just having a drink.
Oh.
[gasps]
Actually, I just got something
at the gift shop
that I think you're gonna get
a real kick out of.
-Oh, okay.
-[giggles]
[chuckles]
They wrap it for the airport.
-[laughs nervously]
-Yeah.
Yeah, I-I can see. I guess, uh…
You…
are gonna love it.
Promise. Worth the wait.
-It's okay.
-Yeah.
[Carlos chuckles]
Hold that thought.
[laughs]
[laughing] It's a fun
little strawberry guy.
Oh!
Wow.
-I know!
-[Carlos chuckles]
Great!
I, uh…
Have a good night, Anna.
Oh.
[whispers] Hi.
[in normal voice] Hi, um,
what reds do you room service?
Do you think I need
to bring my glasses or…
Oh, you changed?
Ginny said we didn't have to.
My shirt smelled kind of sunscreeny.
But you definitely don't need to.
What does that mean?
Oh, nothing, just, uh,
you don't have to if you don't want to.
Nobody cares.
[upbeat electric dance music playing]
[excited chatter]
-Come on, Gramps!
-This place is wild!
[Jack] Oh, my God.
Okay! Well…
Danny and I did a joint bachelor party,
but it was nothing like that.
Yeah, it was kind of just a lunch
with me and Nick at Chili's.
No, that was the bachelor party
for our straight friends.
Our real bachelor party happened
in Mykonos with 12 beautiful men.
-What? I'm offended.
-Yeah.
Oh, that's romantic.
Her sash says "one dick forever."
-Ha-ha!
-That could never be our sash.
Oh, are you guys open?
Oh, my last relationship was open.
I don't know if that affects
what sash I would get, but…
[laughs]
Was that with… Uh, that was Hondo?
Hondo, yeah.
You know, I told you,
I mean, we-- We were fluid.
-We didn't label it.
-Oh, yeah, right.
-Yeah.
-Right, right, right, right. Right.
Right, right, right.
Hey, Nick, why don't we go
get drinks for everybody?
Yay!
I'm gonna-- Yeah.
Uh, I think Ginny likes PBR.
What?
Could I have a bottle
of your second-most expensive tequila?
On my friend.
"Likes PBR." You make me sick.
I gotta tell you, I did not know that
about her last relationship.
Well, no durr, bro.
I guess she told me, but I…
[sighs]
Would you please just explain to me
without laughter or judgment?
Listen, you can ask me anything.
What is fluidity?
Fluidity… is going to third base
in the dunk tank.
I knew you'd be mean.
Why doesn't anybody like labels anymore?
I like labels. I love them.
I miss the '90s, when it was
just girlfriend or friend zone.
God, you're bumming me out.
[sighs]
All you have to do is be cool.
[exhales]
-Cool.
-[whispering] Okay.
[in normal voice] So I shouldn't, like,
ask her if she currently
thinks of me as her boyfriend?
I said cool.
-I know!
-That's not cool!
[singing indistinctly]
[girls laughing]
-[Claude] Whoo!
-[Jack] Yeah!
All right, here we go.
Are we seriously gonna pretend
to be people who still do shots?
Yes, Catherine, we're gonna clink.
[boisterous chatter]
[Claude] Lick!
Let's go dance, come on!
[Kate] Yeah!
[Latino dance music playing]
Ah!
Yeah!
[laughs]
-Okay. Thank you.
-[laughing] Oh!
See you!
[dance music playing continuous]
All right, hey, hey, hey, group pic.
[excited chatter]
Look bored for Anne.
Smile, motherfuckers!
[laughs]
[camera shutters click]
[yawns]
-Welp.
-Oh, boo!
No, no, no, no.
What?
You're trying to go home.
We all know what "welp" means. Boo!
-Did you just throw a cup at me?
-No, no, no. It was a tiny empty.
-Oh.
-[giggles]
Oh, tonight was so fun.
What happened to us?
We used to do fun stuff like this
all the time.
Oh, Jack used to really get after it.
He was a great dancer.
Hey, he still is.
Thank you, Ginny. Yeah.
And not to brag, but where I grew up,
the roller rink
had a little dance club in it.
It was called Secrets.
And I won a prize because I could do
a B-boy shoulder freeze.
Yep-yep!
-I don't know what any of that means.
-Well, allow me to show you.
-Jack! No!
-Oh my God, no! He's doing it.
[Nick] No, I want to see this!
Oh, yeah. Yep!
Yeah, Jack!
[dance music playing]
[spectators cheering]
Yes!
Whoo!
[laughter]
I didn't even split my pants.
Wait, tell them where you got those pants.
I got them at Kohl's.
-[Claude] Oh, wow.
-What?
We were touring colleges in Nashville,
and Jack wanted to stop
at an authentic Country Buffet.
But it was 4:30,
so all the food had been sitting out
in chafing dishes for hours,
including the pork-soaked greens
that he had two servings of.
-No.
-[Kate] Yes!
Sure enough, 45 minutes later, this guy…
dookied his pants…
-[all laugh]
-No!
…right in the middle
of our tour at Vanderbilt.
And then we went to Kohl's,
and they were 50% off,
so that's good, right?
-[Claude] No!
-[Kate] So cute.
Jack, and you're still wearing
the same pants.
No, these are the new ones.
-I understand that.
-[laughs]
See? People love that story.
[Nick] I love it. I do. I love that story.
[all giggling]
I'm gonna get some water.
[Latino dance music playing]
Oh.
[Claude laughing]
Do you think they know
he's not a stripper?
[Kate] Do you think
he knows he's not a stripper?
I'm just glad he's having fun. You know?
He's been cooped up at home.
He couldn't even take the job in Austin.
Let him woo-hoo tonight. Woo-hoo!
[girls scream excitedly]
Wait, what the fuck was that?
[Danny cackling]
Oh!
Did you just do cocaine?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
You just had heart surgery.
It was just a tiny bump. I'm on vacation.
Tara says she fentanyl-tested it.
-Tara? Dr. Tara now? Thank you very much!
-Oh, well, if Tara said so--
You're 54, for God's sake!
You had a heart stent put in
three months ago.
You're gonna choose now
to try cocaine for the first time?
Amore, you're supposed to be--
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what I'm supposed to be doing.
What I'm not doing right now is this.
[muttering]
Do you think they'll want to play
more Number Color when we get back?
[snickers]
[water lapping]
[Vivaldi's "Summer" playing]
[foliage rustling]
[iPad pings]
[yawns]
[scoffs softly]
[sighs]
[tremolo outburst]
[music tempo slows]
[tremolo outburst]
[music softens]
[gasps softly]
You really love strawberries, huh?
You know, my cousin got me
strawberry pajamas once for Christmas,
which I wore a ton when I was postpartum.
And then people just kept
buying me strawberry things.
And then I started
buying myself strawberry things.
And then one day I woke up
and this bright red son of a bitch
was laughing at me.
Well, my mom's thing is pigs, so…
She probably hates them.
Could you throw in one of those oars?
Sure.
[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
[grunting]
[gasps]
[sighs]
[breathing heavily]
[Jack sighs]
-Thanks.
-Yep.
-Hey! Morning!
-Hey.
I was about to head on a run.
Do you want to join me?
Oh, no. I slept, like, uh, five hours.
Oh, I know. I only got four.
Well, I'll see you.
[Nick sighs]
-Hey.
-Hey.
Hangover? Or a Viagra headache?
Both.
[thunder rumbles]
[typing]
Hey.
I'm sorry for coming at you
so hard last night.
You do get why I was upset, though?
You made it pretty clear.
Okay, good. Because…
it's not your favorite subject
all the time,
so I thought maybe we could just--
-I have work emails.
-[thunder rumbles]
Guys, we have to evacuate.
A hurricane is coming.
Okay?
Why do you have so many cushions?
Come on. Come on.
[wind gusting]
["Summer" playing]
-[Danny groaning]
-[Kate] No van!
Okay, why isn't there a van or something
that can take us in an emergency?
The lodge is carbon-fucking-neutral.
No Ubers!
We can't leave. Ginny's not here.
-Ginny!
-[Claude] Jesus!
-Ginny!
-Don't scream in my ear, please.
Why is there an eco-lodge
in a place with hurricanes?
I fucking hate it here!
-Hate it so much!
-Bugs, sand.
-It's because you let Ginny--
-Tribal art from Living Spaces!
-She's a child!
-Hi, guys.
Hey.
Oh, thank God you're okay.
Yeah, I'm totally fine.
What is the plan here, guys?
-Are hotels sold out?
-I told you that already!
-Do we go to the airport?
-It's 40 miles away, genius!
It was just an idea!
Stop! Fuck!
We can go to Anne's hotel room.
Wait, Anne's here?
Yes, but there's no way to get there.
-[mouthing] What's wrong with you?
-Uh--
We can take the pedal pub.
[indistinct shouting]
[chatter]
["Summer" continues playing]
[chatter]
Is Anne even gonna let us in?
We didn't tell her we were coming here.
She already knows
because this ancient moron
is still on his family's iCloud!
-She's seen all your pictures!
-She's seen all of our pictures?
No, no, no! Not that one.
We used my phone for that one.
Oh, gross!
Okay, guys, we need to pedal!
-[wind gusts]
-Oh, my hat!
Oh no, your identity!
[all grunting]
Come on!
[Vivaldi's "Et in terra pax"
from Gloria playing]
-[knock on door]
-[Danny] Annie, honey, it's us!
Oh my God, are you guys okay?
-Hurricane!
-[muttering]
Oh, shit! Oh, man.
[indistinct chatter]
-Oh, no!
-Oh, yes, Anne, thank you.
Annie, I am so sorry
that we came on this trip without you.
-Thank you.
-[Claude] Guys, I feel numb!
It is not necessary. Go get some towels.
-I'm staying in a hovel!
-[Anne] Put them on!
And you know what?
I think a solo trip
was good for me anyway.
So where's Nick?
Uh, well, he… he thought, you know, uh,
out of respect for your-- Your feelings…
They're hiding from you
down in the business center.
Good.
[rain pattering]
[thunder rumbles]
You know, it's still one of the best trips
I've ever taken.
Yeah, right.
Will you be my girlfriend?
Oh, fuck.
I'm sorry.
Forget that I said that.
You should be running for the hills.
I'm an old man.
I like conventional labels.
I brought you to my ex-wife's hotel.
I have a cane.
Full disclosure,
I got a hip replacement 12 years ago.
When the metal detector went off
at the airport, that was not my watch.
You done?
I'm done out loud,
but it's continuing in my head.
[laughs]
Well, at least I never have to worry
about what you're thinking.
Because you always just say it. Out loud.
I can't be cool.
I like that you're not cool.
I've dated lots of cool guys,
and they're not romantic or thoughtful.
They definitely would not have let me plan
a trip for all their friends to a resort
that's probably blown away by now.
I would love to be your girlfriend.
Really?
Really.
Oh.
[laughs]
[printer whirring]
[hair dryer blowing]
[turns hair dryer off]
You're giving me a look
like I should apologize.
Uh-huh. You know,
maybe for the, uh, shit story last night?
You've told that story before
at your sister's Easter brunch.
Yeah, it's okay when I tell it.
I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry, too.
I shouldn't have thrown a cup at you.
[both laugh]
But would you be upset
if I had told that story in front of Anne?
Would you have told that story
if I was dancing with Anne?
I only told it
because of how thirsty you were acting
when a 32-year-old complimented your hat.
No, no, no, you're right. You're right.
I was so horny and vain
that I didn't want a stranger,
who we decided
to make more of an effort with,
picturing me with my pants caked in shit.
[laughs]
Maybe I am not as charming
as I think I am when I'm drunk.
I'm probably not either.
Maybe we should drink less?
-Yep.
-All right.
Mwah.
The surf instructor had an early morning,
so no sleepover,
but we had a great talk at the bar.
[Danny] Hmm.
So, how's work?
Great.
I just got offered a job
to design a hotel in Austin.
Congratulations. Are you gonna do it?
Yeah. I took it this morning, actually.
I'll be away for a couple months.
[Anne] Hmm.
[door closes]
What are you guys talking about?
Nothing.
Should we turn the TV on?
-Yeah.
-See how the weather is shaping up.
-[screaming and moaning]
-Oh.
[changes channel]
[reporter speaking Spanish]
Looks like the… storm
might have given the TV a virus.
[thunder crashes]
[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
[music ends]