The Pyramid Scheme (2026) s01e04 Episode Script

Ganesh! Hey, Ganesh!
Ganesh! Uncle fell off the bed!
-He fell down again!
-Uncle?
Get here, quick!
-Uncle!
-Lift him up!
-Uncle, get up! Uncle!
-Let's take him to the hospital!
-Uncle!
-What happened to him?!
Easy.
Take it easy, Uncle. Hang in there.
We're going to the hospital.
-Let's go quickly!
-Let's go!
Hello? Namaste, bhaiya.
Yes, Aunty is inside.
Good thing I was there.
It was by God's grace.
I just got up
in the middle of the night and ran.
Well, I'm smiling now.
What else?
Everything okay in Germany?
And how is Emma bhabhi doing?
Okay.
Oh, today?
Okay, I'll tell her.
Bhaiya, good morning.
Sorry. Gute Nacht.
-Okay.
-Take this, Ganesh bhaiya.
How long will you go on being
someone's unpaid son?
There's a vacancy at the hospital.
You can get a job on quota.
Want me to fix it for you?
No, man.
Who will take care of Uncle and Aunty?
They need me right now.
Bhaiya, pack up 100 samosas
and send them to the bus.
-100 samosas?
-Yes. We're going on a picnic.
-Okay, sir.
-Send it over.
Okay.
Who are these people?
-Jumbolife.
-What is Jumbolife?
Jumbo means big.
Life means life.
Big life?
Jumbolife
That's the way you live your life
Jumbolife
That's the way you live your life
Great! As if birds are flying!
Okay, now do it differently.
Like you're skipping a rope.
The hard work is paying off.
Now even the youth are joining.
I don't know
where my hard work fell short.
My Dubai trip got cancelled.
The fault isn't yours.
It lies with the team, Chunmun ji.
You know, Srivastav sir's team
has also become quite strong.
Now, as if you're driving a car.
-Yeah, excellent!
-Come! Come!
There are big surprises for you.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Please come.
Come on here! Come on!
Careful! Did you hurt yourself? No.
Mr. Magician, show us your magic.
Amazing!
I can't even begin to imagine
how he pulled that off!
DJ sir.
Look at that!
Look.
Tell me, who recognizes this box?
Click, click!
It's neither a camera nor a drone
Don't mistake it for an ordinary device
It's a high-fi phone!
Applause! Louder!
Chunmun ji, can you beat him up?
He ruins all my couplets.
Today, Jumbolife Multinational
is presenting this high-fi phone
to an individual who achieved
the Bronze level in just one month.
And that is none other than Goldy Chauhan!
Goldy bhaiya!
This is excellent, sir.
Go ahead, open it up.
It comes with an 8-megapixel camera.
It has an 8-megapixel front camera, sir.
The rear is a 64-megapixel.
It's an expensive phone.
Very expensive.
You weren't gonna come to me.
Hey, I didn't come to meet you. I just
wanted to be away from my parents.
-Selfie?
-Yes!
-Yes, bhaiya!
-Yes, bhaiya!
Did you bring any animal costume?
Animals don't wear costumes.
-Sir, one selfie with you.
-Sure.
Answer it! Come on, answer it!
Goldy ji, good morning!
How are you? Congratulations!
Sir?
That's the voice of Tarun Bajaj sir
from the video!
You haven't forgotten me, have you?
No, sir.
Today, Tarun Bajaj sir
is calling our Goldy bhaiya!
Sir. Tarun Bajaj sir.
Sir, namaste.
-Good morning, sir.
-Good morning, sir.
Good morning! I'm here too!
Namaste! Good morning!
So, is Goldy's Gold coming or not?
Congratulations on becoming
Jumbolife's fastest Bronze.
Thank you, sir.
Alright then, we'll meet very soon.
Take care of yourself.
He hung up.
You are very lucky.
People long to meet TB sir,
and he's video calling you.
You're very lucky.
Seeing Tarun Bajaj sir on a video call
today made my day.
Srivastav ji.
Would you like to meet
Tarun Bajaj sir in real life?
What do you mean?
Who all want to meet
Tarun Bajaj sir in real life?
-Me, Goldy bhaiya!
-I do!
He's a government official.
I'll come too.
The next meeting is in Lucknow.
Let's go!
Tarun Bajaj sir is coming here,
to our Haridwar.
-He's coming here?!
-To Haridwar?!
-Yes.
-When the team here becomes strong,
he will surely come.
Tarun Bajaj sir is coming to Haridwar
to meet his Jumbolife family!
But he has one condition.
The entire hall needs to be filled.
Can it be done?
-It will be filled!
-It will be done!
Can it be done?
-It will be done!
-J for Jumbolife!
What about you, man?
-J for…
-Jumbolife.
-Sky high!
-Jumbolife!
-Sky high!
-Jumbolife!
500 rupees for a ticket?
For your guys' program?
It's not a program, mama.
It's a concert.
And this is not a ticket.
It's a VIP pass.
Yes, mama ji. Just think about
the level of the concert.
It's even bigger than a Ramlila tent.
Bigger than Swami ji's prayer gathering.
It will be an AC hall.
There will be a laser show.
Five-star food will be served.
In just five hours, you'll get
your 500's worth and more.
Yes. And we've kept the price
at the absolute minimum.
You should come.
It won't seem expensive at all.
But 500 is not a small amount, son.
Oh, man!
-Mami.
-Mami ji…
a dinner at a good restaurant
costs about this much anyway.
He doesn't take us
to any good restaurants.
He complains that restaurant food is oily
and has me fry puris at home.
Oh, just stop it.
I'll pay you.
Will there be a song and dance
program as well?
Don't worry, mama.
There's a lot.
Here.
It's a big event,
so the celebrity needs to be big too.
Someone who can make
entire Haridwar dance.
We have a celebrity.
-You have a celebrity?
-Yes.
We're only looking for singers, dancers…
Tarun Bajaj ji?
Oh, I've seen a lot of his reels.
They're pretty viral.
-He does concerts too?
-Yes.
I understand what you need.
-Someone who can perform before him.
-Yes.
You know, to warm up the crowd.
A singer, dancer, comedian.
An item number.
Something like that is needed.
I can also give you
cross-pollination.
Understand? I'll bring you
the best face.
-Cross what?
-It must be for two people.
Look, from Skirty Kirti
to Randheer Choudhary.
I'll bring whoever you say.
Skirty Kirti? Isn't she the one who
keeps dropping her skirt? I mean--
And Randheer Choudhary,
the TV serial guy?
-Yes.
-You both have good taste.
By the way, how much would
Randheer Choudhary ji charge?
Goldy ji, don't worry.
Sir, 15 lakh rupees for a night!
How is that possible
with a 500-rupee ticket?
I say, forget Randheer Choudhary.
For 30 to 40,000 rupees,
we can call Skirty Kirti.
She does such a great job
with her skirt.
She has a huge following too.
That's a different type of following, sir.
How will I face Tarun Bajaj sir?
-We'll figure it out. Don't worry.
-Something has to be done.
I understand. Goldy bhai.
Listen, I've only managed
to collect one lakh so far.
Seth ji just wouldn't believe that
Randheer Choudhary is coming.
Help us get a selfie with him.
We are also his fans.
You gave me 50,000.
Here's 1,00,000.
What are you looking at?
Go and make tea.
Listen.
You're not involved in any
shady business, are you?
If I were into anything shady,
you think it would stay hidden from you?
What percentage interest will you charge?
If it's less than 1% per day,
it's a loss.
We can invest four to five lakhs too.
There's an offer in my company.
It will double in about
a month and a half.
It's your wish.
Shall I go then?
It's three lakhs.
But we talked about five.
What if we give five lakhs at once
and the money gets stuck somewhere?
I'll talk to Babu--
Where do you think you're going?
Why are you being so impulsive?
Another two lakhs. It's mine.
It's your money?
Listen, keep this between us.
No one in the family wants Goldy to be
given any money. Understood?
When will it double?
In about a month and a half.
Please be careful.
This is my hard-earned money.
Yes.
I could only arrange five lakhs.
It's just enough to bring Skirty Kirti in
for a performance, that's all.
Oh, so there you are, Goldy ji!
-I told you.
-Goldy ji.
I heard you're calling some TV star
for the Jumbolife concert.
Sir, Randheer Choudhary.
He's coming, right?
Yes. Why wouldn't he?
Tickets priced at 500 each are being sold.
We've even talked to Tarun sir.
We told him,
"TV stars will come and go.
Our superstar is you."
And what about the last bit, sir?
Yes, Chunmun ji, have some patience.
I'm telling him.
And the main attraction
of the Jumbolife concert will be
Pramila ji and Chunmun ji's
King and Queen ceremony.
And sir, I'll conduct stage training
for all the Cheetahs.
Sure, you handle it.
Someone's calling him.
-Hello?
-Goldy ji!
I have spoken to Randheer Choudhary.
Yes, I've got good news.
He is currently in Mussoorie
on a family vacation.
If he takes out one hour for your event,
will that be enough for you?
-One hour?
-Just one hour.
He can give at most one hour.
Yes, that works.
Did you talk about the fees?
He's asking for five lakh rupees,
but I'll bring it down to 3.5 lakh.
Be straight with me.
Do you have the budget?
Only then will I take it forward.
He's a big celebrity.
One second.
I've deposited two lakhs in advance.
Please check.
Got it?
Yes, yes. I got it.
-Consider it done.
-Thank you.
Satkar.
Put up posters on every street
and in every lane.
Randheer Choudhary is coming!
Put up the posters
In every street and every bazaar!
Randheer Choudhary is coming to Haridwar!
Hey, shut up! Quiet!
You can hide.
You have the night.
And there's a jungle…
and bushes to hide in.
Run all you want.
But we are players of danger.
Four are right here.
-One, two, three, four.
-So many posters will be put up?
Randhir Choudhary's posters
will be everywhere.
Oh man, this is going to be a party!
Back, back, back.
Yes, put this one up.
Wow, they look great.
Bhai, she looks great too!
Hi, guys!
This is your favorite Skirty Kirti.
If within you there's dance,
then you have a chance.
Jumbolife is hosting a success fair.
Everyone who comes will find success.
My skirt is just an excuse.
You must come to the Jumbolife concert.
Oh, it's you!
Jumbolife?
The 100 samosas…
-Oh, how are you, man?
-I'm good.
-Check-up?
-Yes. You too?
Yes, same.
Ganesh, you're next!
Ganesh?
Yes.
On the bus that day,
everyone looked very happy.
Are you all working for a big company?
Have you noticed those huge posters
featuring Randheer Chaudhary?
Yes, he's coming to Haridwar!
It's sponsored by our company.
-Really?
-Yes.
I see.
Is there any chance for people
like us in your company?
There's no chance.
It's guaranteed.
One hundred percent.
Today, the cake will be cut
with a Jumbolife knife!
Uncle, why were you celebrating
your 50th anniversary all alone?
-We're here for you.
-Happy half-century, Uncle and Aunty!
-It's been 50 years, Uncle!
-And the samosas are on me!
-Come on, come on!
-Here.
Cut the cake, Uncle, Aunty.
-Happy anniversary.
-Happy anniversary.
Thank you.
Say thank you to me.
Because I'm arranging some time
for you to meet Tarun sir on stage!
Otherwise, who even knew you guys?!
-Did anyone know you?
-No.
And one more thing.
Based on the team size,
everyone will get time on stage.
Because of DJ sir, we are
also becoming King and Queen.
They can't memorize lines
better than I can.
I have memorized everything!
They have told us
to manage everything else,
while they handle the stage.
Based on the team size,
everyone will get time on stage.
So, Goldy bhaiya should get
the most time on stage.
-Absolutely.
-He's got a point.
You guys don't worry.
I will talk.
Everyone will get time on stage.
Just decide what
each one of you wants to say.
That's more like it!
We will thank our parents.
Nanhe ji, slide your arm into the sleeve.
Sorry, sir, I'm very nervous.
To me, Uncle and Aunty are everything.
I will become
the first millionaire of my family.
When that one thing clicks,
everything works out for you.
Ladies and gents… man.
Hey, just stick to Hindi.
-We're not here to speak Hindi.
-So, why are you here?
Just keep quiet.
You start from the beginning.
Lad…
-Ladies and gentlemen.
-Ladies and gentlemen.
I came in as coal
and turned into a diamond.
Wow, nice one!
Oh, it's an army of fools!
What is this?
You come here.
-I'll just-- Come here.
-Go!
You should have passion in your eyes
and strength in your voice!
Only then can you say it!
Look up and walk like a queen.
Don't act like too much of a king.
What a thing to say! Amazing!
And this is our formula!
Goldy ji, will we get a chance
to go on stage?
I'll throw you out!
Go get his coat.
Tarun sir.
Namaste, Goldy ji.
I'm Tarun Bajaj sir's manager, Sanam.
I needed to talk to Tarun sir.
Sir is very busy right now.
But he is very excited about
coming to Haridwar.
Are the arrangements done?
Yes, everything is arranged, sir.
But there was a small problem
I wanted to talk about.
Could you please let me talk to sir?
Goldy ji, the advance payment
hasn't come in.
Sir, advance?
Goldy ji.
Tarun Bajaj sir doesn't even book
an airport taxi without advance payment.
Just cross-check with me once. Okay?
Look, there are return flight tickets.
AC hall. Five-star stay.
A presidential suite with unlimited food.
And a personal seven-seater car
with a chauffeur.
The remaining are his standard charges,
making it 15 lakhs.
What charges?
I'm a part of sir's family.
His Jumbolife family.
We've made all the arrangements here.
-Everyone's busy with the training here.
-Goldy ji, family is family.
Look, whenever TB sir travels outstation,
he charges 15 lakhs.
Sir, what are you saying?
Where will I arrange that kind of money
from? Please let me speak to sir.
-Okay, can you do 12?
-Sir, it's just not possible.
How about ten?
But remember one thing.
TB sir takes 50%
before stepping on stage.
Sir, please listen to me.
He's sitting right in front of you!
Why won't you let me talk to him?
Tarun sir!
TB sir is taking a dip.
Look, he doesn't talk about
business-related things anyway.
I handle it.
By the way, that guy Divyajyoti
should welcome him on stage.
Show some more energy!
You're going to be crowned King and Queen!
Are you okay?
Sir, give it all you've got.
This is a very big gamble.
Please come in, sir.
This is our suite room.
-Book this.
-Okay, sir.
Goldy ji, that's a lot of money.
Money is all he earns, sir.
We will tell you
what Randheer sir has to say.
What is wrong?
What is right?
I'm stuck right there
What do we do?
That is the question!
What is wrong?
What is right?
I'm stuck right there
What do we do?
That is the question!
-Form a single line!
-Hey, easy!
Without a coupon, don't give anything.
If someone says they just want to
taste something, just refuse. Okay?
What is wrong?
What is right?
I'm stuck right there
What do we do?
That is the question!
-What do you think, Nanhe ji?
-It feels great, sir!
From top to bottom. Brother…
the spotlight should be on him.
Goldy ji, Tarun sir might get upset.
I think we should have gone
to pick him up.
It was TB sir's order.
Do you have another suit?
That's gonna be TB sir's rockstar entry!
-What is this, man? What…
-Sir, welcome to Haridwar!
I can come here from Delhi on time,
and you guys from Haridwar
can't come on time?
Sir, Haridwar is not like it used to be.
There's a lot of traffic.
Am I here to discuss
Haridwar's town planning?!
No, sir.
-Take this.
-Sir.
Sir.
I asked for a seven-seater,
but you brought seven people along?
No, sir.
Hello, sir.
Sir, my downlines.
Fix this.
Sure you won't have any problems?
No, no.
The doctor himself said to laugh a lot.
Laugh.
The judge angrily said,
"Order! Order! Order!"
Just then, a boy came running.
The judge said, "Rajma chawal, pickle,
and a cold drink. That's my order."
Great job!
-Are you all having fun?
-Yes!
Now, I have a task for all of you.
You have to recognize the voice
of an artist
who lives in your hearts,
who meets you every evening.
Here's that voice!
You can hide.
You came rolling in the mud?
Sir, I have been roaming like a dog
since morning.
I am definitely going to get
at least one meeting.
You should have sprayed some
Smellanova from the kit. Disgusting!
He who bathes in water
Changes his clothes
And he who bathes in sweat
Creates history!
-Did you talk?
-Sir, I did.
You don't worry at all.
Randheer Choudhary himself will call you
on stage.
No, I'm not worried.
You are going to be.
Sir, if there is an extra towel,
can I take a shower too?
What? Get out!
Sir, I'll call the car.
-One minute.
-What is wrong with you?!
Are you crazy?
You can hide.
You have the night.
And there's a jungle…
and bushes to hide in.
Run all you want.
But you don't know…
that we are players of danger.
Please sit! Sit!
Some of you guys probably don't know that
I'm from your very own city.
Your boy from the banks of the Ganges.
I'm your Randheer Chaudhary.
Thank you. Thank you.
Friends, you are my fans,
but I am a fan of today's generation.
Of these artists of today,
of their art, of their courage.
That's why I request my favorite
dancer artist to please come on stage
and dance with me once.
Please, will you?
Sir, how can I not come if you call?
Sir.
I'm going to my queen.
Bless me.
50% before stepping on stage.
Remember?
Yes, sir.
Where have you been?
It's Kirti ji's fault. Because of her,
you had to see me jump around.
Go down and make a nice video when
Tarun sir is on stage.
-Hey, this way.
-Thank you very much.
Now let's talk about those
who are the real stars of tonight.
The real superstars of tonight.
A man who grew up
in a very small family.
Where is Goldy?
Bloody unprofessional guy.
He should be here.
-I'll check. He must be around.
-Today…
through his hard work alone,
he has reached such a position
that people like you
have lost their sleep waiting for him!
You are sitting here,
just waiting for that person.
Where is the crane?
Sir, please go.
They must have kept it hidden.
Where have they hidden it?
I can't see it anywhere.
Must be there, sir.
You go ahead.
Let me introduce you to the person
you came here for.
Give a big round of applause, friends!
A big round of applause!
Keep the applause going, friends! Yes!
Here he comes!
Look, look, look.
Tarun Bajaj sir's entry!
Jumbolife
That's the way you live your life
Jumbolife
That's the way you live your life
Jumbolife
That's the way you live your life
Friends!
Today I'm happy to meet all of you.
But I'm happiest
about the fact that today,
I have reunited with my childhood friend
Manu-- Sorry. I mean, Manoj.
It was about 20 years ago when
the two of us were on a stage like this.
It was some inter-school competition.
Remember?
What a voice he had,
and what a singing style!
I said to him that day itself,
"Let's go to Mumbai, buddy.
We'll build a big career."
But I still remember the words
he said to me that day.
Do you remember what you said?
He said, "If everyone goes to Mumbai,
then who will help
the people of Haridwar, Randheer?"
A huge round of applause for my friend!
If he wanted to, he could have become
a popular person like me today, but well…
he stayed here,
among you people, and took
the responsibility of helping you.
A big round of applause!
Yes! Well done, Manoj!
The stage is all yours.
Sir…
Srivastav sir didn't even
call Tarun Bajaj on stage!
-What do you mean?
-Here on, Srivastav sir is Tarun Bajaj.
Rikshaw!
Let's go.
It was a simple life, with dreams so small
Salary came and went, paying EMIs for all
At friends' parties we'd go
Just a humble gift in hand
For our son's birthday
A quiet havan we planned
As dark circles grew beneath our eyes
We wore bigger frames to hide our cries
When we couldn't build a house so grand
We hid it gently with curtains at hand
Then?
When Jumbolife came
It brought a brand-new morning
Jumbo dreams arose
And inner fears stopped warning
Dreams of silver, gold, and diamonds
We began to see!
Now we're thinking of celebrating
our son's birthday at a five-star hotel.
And… we will sing the songs of life
We will celebrate happiness together
Jumbolife's new companions
We will now make everyone our own
We will sing the songs of life
Now, I'd like my team members to come up
as well and say a few words to you.
Jumbolife
That's the way you live your life
Jumbolife
That's the way you live your life
Tarun, consider that this humiliation
isn't just yours, it's mine as well!
These kids will have to face
the consequences.
Oh, these newcomers!
We have built Jumbolife!
Bhaiya, a lot of people are asking
what Jumbolife is.
They want to come on board.
We've found many people now!
No.
All joinings will take place after a week.
First, today's accounts will be settled.