The Troop (2009) s01e04 Episode Script
Welcome to the Jungle
Jake Hurry up, Phoebe.
[whoosh]
[sigh]
Mr. Brinker You're
on my lawn.
Uh-uh.
It's mine now.
Jake Hey, you'd better save
that, it's going to be worth
a lot some day.
Mr. Brinker Humph.
You know what?
Why don't I just
get off your lawn?
Phoebe He got my glow ball
last week which I kind of get
but what's he going to do
with my Princess tiara.
Come on, Your Majesty,
Mom said I have to walk you
to the bus.
Funny, Mom said I had
to walk you to the bus.
Said you're nervous about
the Aptitude Test results.
Try totally freaked.
Once they label you something
it's hard to shake it.
You can overcome
anything, Jake.
I believe in you.
Really?
No, I just saw people
say that on TV.
Oh.
[bus brakes squeal]
My bus!
My bus!
I got it.
Stop!
Stop!
I said stop!
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
I said stop!
[brakes screech]
[thud!]
Ohhh
Phoebe Thanks, Jake.
[knock, knock]
[background kids' voices]
Oh, and don't forget, I won't
be back from my beauty retreat
until tomorrow.
Mr. Brinker Oh, you're going
to need to stay longer.
What?
So long.
[sigh]
[low growls]
What's going on in there?
[low growls]
Hello?
[twig snaps]
[growls]
[roaring growls]
Argh!
♪♪♪
Hey, Jake.
Cuddy, what's wrong?
Oh, II just got the
results of my Aptitude Test
back, you know?
Turns out I'm not going to be
able to live out my, uh
dream of being a matador.
Whatever you're going to be,
I bet it's still pretty cool.
Oral Surgeon.
Dude.
Yeah, so if you know anyone
who needs a pair of sequined
pants, give them my number.
Jake Mr. Stockley, wait!
I was hoping you could
give me a little heads up
on my Aptitude Test results.
Oh, I don't think that's
a discussion you want to have
in public.
My office, ten o'clock.
Oh, but just a hint?
A revealing glance.
Great, I'll probably
end up a janitor.
Which would be totally awesome.
Here's your books.
Pipe busted.
Your new locker's 33 -
around the corner,
down the hall.
Seriously?
Hayley One of the guys just
said something completely
I don't even know what he said.
Okay, so we were in R2, right?
Mr. Robinson's class,
and right when he was about
to start talking
So you know David and what
a troublemaker he is right?
Thank you.
[locker rattles]
New locker.
Hi, I'm Hayley.
I know.
We've been going to school
together since we were
in second grade.
Ohright, well
nice to meet you again.
[locker rattles]
Mmmph
[bash, bash]
Stubborn one.
Here, let me.
[tap]
[girls giggle]
Laugh it up, ladies, but I'm
not a guy who gets embarrassed.
[girls laugh]
But nothing's impossible.
[school bell rings]
[door squeaks open]
Teacher Nice of you
to join us, Mr. Collins.
We've already paired up
for the frog dissection.
[whispers] Find a partner.
♪♪♪
[whispers]
Over here, science friend.
♪♪♪
Jake Hey, Felix.
Congratulations, Jake.
You just won the
lab partner lottery.
You can take you're A-plus plus
to the bank.
Here's some rules.
I really didn't ask to be
Hang on, I still talking.
This is a baggie
of frog organs.
I want you to memorize them.
But our frog
hasn't been dissected.
I brought these from home.
You see, I am that good.
As you can see, I am driving
this train and what I expect
from you are the three "L's",
Loyalty, Listening and Ladies,
comma, advice about.
[paper crinkles]
Sanjay, how many
weeks is this lab?
Shh.
Okay, scissors
Herb I just don't get it.
Accounting?
Mr. Stockley The test
doesn't lie.
Are you sure?
This is a huge debit
in my joy column.
I'll have to amortize
my unhappiness over
the next seven quarters.
Somehow I think we
got this one right.
Sorry, Herb.
Thanks, Jake.
Take one.
It's okay, I'm not
really hungry.
Take one.
♪♪♪
Jake Ohlooks good.
♪♪♪
[whap]
♪♪♪
[slurp]
It is good.
Impressive.
Okay, let's go.
Go where?
So, this is how you
let people down?
Offer them some fruit and tell
them their future's over?
I already know
what I want to do.
I want to draw comics.
So what if I told you
instead of drawing heroes
you could be one?
I'd say you were trying
to sell me something.
You know Felix,
Hayley.
Jake What are
you doing here?
You flunked
the Aptitude Test, too?
[electronic sound]
What the heck was that?
Felix Just making sure
nobody's listening.
Got to keep our secrets.
You guys really take this
Aptitude Test thing seriously.
Jake, there's a test within
the test, a hidden test
that gauges for other
unique abilities,
extraordinary aptitudes.
Now, your test scores were the
highest that we've ever seen.
I didn't believe it until you
broke open that Dung Melon.
Do you know how few people
choose that fruit let alone
figure out how to open it?
No Wait!
Did I eat something
called a Dung Melon?
You were made to
be part of the Troop.
We fight monsters.
You're kidding, right?
[laughter]
Not at all.
We're part of a secret
worldwide organization
that's dedicated to keeping
the world safe from monsters.
Felix Sorry about that
whole flooding-your-locker,
making-us-lab-partners thing.
I just thought it'd be easier
to have an excuse to hang out
together when we finally
teamed up.
This is a lot to take in.
Want to see
something amazing?
Show him.
Booya gusha.
[clang!]
Whoa!
Mr. Stockley That's not it.
Wait for it.
♪♪♪
[monsters screech, growl]
♪♪♪
[squishy growl, splat!]
Jake Huh!
No way.
The monsters are real, Jake.
They've always been here,
around you your whole life.
Throughout time, the Troops
have been there to keep
monsters from taking over.
Do you remember that giant
moth attack two years ago?
No.
Felix Exactly.
We stopped it.
We'd like you to join us,
Jake, but think about it
carefully.
It's a big responsibility.
It's incredibly dangerous.
You don't get paid
And you can't tell
anybody about it.
But you get
to hunt monsters?
Hayley Well, yeah, but
I'm in!
When do we start?
We just did.
♪♪♪
[leaves rustle]
[squirrel squeaks]
♪♪♪
[whoosh]
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
[monster growls]
Jake Ahhh!
♪♪♪
[monster growls]
Jake Ahhhh!
Ahhhhh!
[whomp]
Mr. Brinker What's your
problem, freak show?
I was just being chased
by something horrible.
Well, I'd have said it was
my wife but she's out of town.
Look, I know you're not
officially on my lawn
so I'm warning you,
stay off near my lawn.
I'll go,
but it's not much of a lawn,
all patchy with crab grass.
When you get a lawn
of your own, you can judge.
Now get out of here.
It's definitely a monster.
Felix Actually, squirrels
are not monsters, Jake.
♪♪♪
Jake Very clever,
I always thought this was
an actual barf bucket.
Hayley It is.
[electronic hum]
Jake So that's
what that card does.
Plus, I use it to wedge
out stuck batteries.
Being a Troop member
has its perks.
♪♪♪
[elevator whirrs]
♪♪♪
Mr. Stockley You're going to
be spending a lot of time here.
Now, the chairs
are uncomfortable
but that's because we spent all
the money on the Troop Grid.
We use this to monitor levels
of monster activity around the
world, access our database and
communicate with other Troops.
Now there's Pang Ni and
her team in Beijing.
And there's Maurizio
and his paesans in Rome.
Hey, Maurizio!
[Stockley speaks Italian]
Ciao, Maurizio.
If you get him talking
he'll never stop.
And here's my mom.
She thinks I
have my own TV show.
And we'll be right back.
So, based on its ability
to turn things to stone,
I think we can narrow down
the monster that chased you
to one of five potential
monster species.
There's Cockatrice, Amphesian,
Medusa, Basilisk and Kalamati.
I'm moving us
to Monster Com Three.
[alarm sounds]
Jake What's that?
Mr. Stockley It means
a direct threat exists.
It's all right here
in your Troop manual.
It's a little old but the
information's still good.
Read it, it's important.
It's what Troops have used
for years.
Why don't you guys show Jake
around a bit and I'll keep
checking to see if there's
anything more I can uncover.
Hayley I'll take you on
a tour of our holding cells.
It's completely safe.
Then what do
I need this for?
[splat]
Gross!
Well, Jakethis is
where we keep the monsters.
They're safe,
all taken care of.
This way they can't hurt
anybody or each other.
[splat]
[Jake sighs]
Some choose to reform their
ways and they can coexist
with us, for example, Bigfoot,
Loch Ness Monster,
Mickey Rourke don't bother
anybody anymore.
But others[splat]
not so much.
Each Troop is tasked
with keeping its town
and designated area
monster free.
[thunk]
[monster growls]
[splat]
There are thousands of Troops
just like ours all over
the world.
And no one ever knows?
Wow.
And all these Troops are made up
of teenagers just like us?
Yeah.
[splat]
We're chosen because we're
still able to think in ways
that adults can't and
[monster growls, squeals]
Whoo!
You know those things
that you saw under your bed
and in your closet
that scared you
when you were little?
Your parents said they're
just clothes and toys.
Yes.
Yeah, those were monsters.
I knew it!
[monsters growls]
[splat]
[monster groans, whines, growls]
[Jake sighs]
[snorty growl]
Now this is what
I'm talking about.
♪♪♪
This is our new
technologies room.
This is a high tension plasma
sensor, this is a freeze ray,
night vision goggles
Communication device?
Um
No, that's my retainer.
Jake Sorry.
Whoowhat's that?
Hayley Hold on, Jake.
Look, you can't just pick
that up make it work!
It take years to get certified
so don't expect to just
[zap, zap, zap]
Then again,
certification's overrated.
He missed one.
♪♪♪
[clang]
This is going to be so cool.
He's way better than
Gavin ever was, by the way.
Who's Gavin?
He's the Troop
member you replaced.
He was
my best friend.
He's gone now.
Taken out by a monster?
Moved to Delaware.
God, I miss him.
Well, now that
I'm part of the Troop,
we'll be hanging together.
That's why I made this
friendship schedule.
Now, on Tuesdays we'll watch
movies, on Fridays we'll have
sleepovers, and Jake
Jake?
Jake?
Uhtonight I'm cooking
Chicken Florentine.
Jake?
Florentine.
[Brinker bounces ball]
[laughs]
[sighs]
[monster growls]
Ethel?
♪♪♪
Ethel?
What the heck are you
doing out here?
♪♪♪
Huh!
[monster growls]
Wha!
[growls]
[ipod hip hop] ♪
[distant screams]
[hip hop] ♪
♪♪♪
Mr. Brinker?
♪♪♪
[ponytail breaks off]
Don't freak.
Don't freak.
[bump, clatter]
♪♪♪
[whoosh]
Ahhhh!
if what you heard was right,
it could only be a basilisk.
Which means it's only 48 hours
from the time of attack
until the victim is turned
to stone forever.
Mirrors are basilisk's
kryptonite.
Oddly, they love kryptonite
Can't get enough.
Ironic, right?
Hayley Felixmirrors.
So you take the
mirror and - Pow!
Basilisk down for the count.
Actually I was thinking we
could charge into the woods,
freeze rays blasting and
Hayley Whoa, whoa,
whoa there, Tex.
First of all,
I'm leading this charge.
Felix Secondly, you can't
freeze a basilisk.
It only gets them mad.
Didn't you read
your field manual.
I didn't get that far yet.
Basilisk starts with a 'B'.
Jake I'm a slow reader.
Then, just follow us.
Hang on tight.
To what?
[ATVs whine]
♪♪♪
Jake Duct tape, that's
your high-tech solution?
Hayley Duct tape was
a Troop invention in 1918.
It's all in the manual.
Okay.
Jake, If you hear something,
shut your eyes immediately.
And then what?
Run, of course.
How do I shut
my eyes and run?
Felix It's in the manual.
Ohand crow like a rooster.
Basilisks hate the sound
of rooster crowing.
He's kidding, right?
You'll find when it comes
to monsters, Felix doesn't kid.
Take this and plant it
over on that bridge
behind some bushes.
We'll drive the basilisk
towards one of the mirrors
using these pulse blasters.
Then, at the last second,
pull back the bush.
The beast will see his
reflection and turn to stone.
Everything will go back
to normal.
Easy-peasy.
Jake Hey, I have an idea.
You plant the mirror
and I'll take the blaster.
Ha ha, nice try.
Now get going,
we're burning daylight.
Oh, and practice
your rooster noises.
[birds chirp]
[Jake practices crowing]
Felix Hey, Jake,
are you there?
Jake Did you see
the basilisk?
No, just wanted to go over
tonight's sleepover menu.
How do you feel about s'mores?
[basilisk growls]
Hayley It's on, Felix!
Coming to you.
Left flank, centre shot,
due south.
He'll come right to you.
[zaps]
[basilisk growls]
♪♪♪
[basilisk growls]
♪♪♪
[Felix screams]
What are you doing?
It should have run right
to you. [leaves rustle]
Whoa! Hold on, hold on!
It's me!
I told you to hold
your position.
Sitting didn't feel right.
I just felt like
I needed to be here.
[mirror smashes]
Hayley Oh, no.
It found the mirror.
It's tricked us.
It's breaking them all.
[glass smashes]
[basilisk growls]
Jake There's still the one
I hid.
♪♪♪
[basilisk growls]
Get the mirror!
Don't look back!
♪♪♪
[basilisk growls]
[whomp!]
[Hayley grunts and groans]
[thunk]
Oh
Uh
[basilisk growls]
Oh!
Jake Aw, it's smashed!
Hayley's turned to stone!
[Felix crows like a rooster]
Will you stop that?
It may be the only
thing keeping us alive!
[Felix crows]
[basilisk growls]
[Felix crows]
We're a super high-tech
monster fighting squad,
we must have a better weapon
than a stupid rooster!
[basilisk growls]
Run!
Felix Huh?
Run to that shed, run!
Come on out you ugly lizard!
Felix What are you doing?
Jake Run!
[Felix yelps]
Jake Close your eyes!
[basilisk growls]
Ahh!
[basilisk crackles into stone]
[crashing clatter]
Felix Now that was cool.
Not exactly by the book
you didn't read, but awesome.
Was it?
Felix Yeah.
Hayley Sure looked like it.
You're okay!
You're okay!
Ah!
Ah!
What?
We don't hug after missions?
Hayley and Felix Umno.
♪♪♪
Uhwhat are you
doing with that ponytail?
Hey, how much longer
will the Brinker's
stay turned to stone?
Mr. Brinker I don't know
why we're in the woods.
I told you I don't remember
what happened but I do know
this, if you paid more than
$10.00 for that spa treatment,
you got robbed.
Ethel Well,
I'll tell you what.
The second you shave off
that idiotic mustache,
I'll listen to your beauty tips.
What mustache?
Look!
Oh.
♪♪♪
[leaves rustle]
[monster growls]
[whoosh]
[sigh]
Mr. Brinker You're
on my lawn.
Uh-uh.
It's mine now.
Jake Hey, you'd better save
that, it's going to be worth
a lot some day.
Mr. Brinker Humph.
You know what?
Why don't I just
get off your lawn?
Phoebe He got my glow ball
last week which I kind of get
but what's he going to do
with my Princess tiara.
Come on, Your Majesty,
Mom said I have to walk you
to the bus.
Funny, Mom said I had
to walk you to the bus.
Said you're nervous about
the Aptitude Test results.
Try totally freaked.
Once they label you something
it's hard to shake it.
You can overcome
anything, Jake.
I believe in you.
Really?
No, I just saw people
say that on TV.
Oh.
[bus brakes squeal]
My bus!
My bus!
I got it.
Stop!
Stop!
I said stop!
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
I said stop!
[brakes screech]
[thud!]
Ohhh
Phoebe Thanks, Jake.
[knock, knock]
[background kids' voices]
Oh, and don't forget, I won't
be back from my beauty retreat
until tomorrow.
Mr. Brinker Oh, you're going
to need to stay longer.
What?
So long.
[sigh]
[low growls]
What's going on in there?
[low growls]
Hello?
[twig snaps]
[growls]
[roaring growls]
Argh!
♪♪♪
Hey, Jake.
Cuddy, what's wrong?
Oh, II just got the
results of my Aptitude Test
back, you know?
Turns out I'm not going to be
able to live out my, uh
dream of being a matador.
Whatever you're going to be,
I bet it's still pretty cool.
Oral Surgeon.
Dude.
Yeah, so if you know anyone
who needs a pair of sequined
pants, give them my number.
Jake Mr. Stockley, wait!
I was hoping you could
give me a little heads up
on my Aptitude Test results.
Oh, I don't think that's
a discussion you want to have
in public.
My office, ten o'clock.
Oh, but just a hint?
A revealing glance.
Great, I'll probably
end up a janitor.
Which would be totally awesome.
Here's your books.
Pipe busted.
Your new locker's 33 -
around the corner,
down the hall.
Seriously?
Hayley One of the guys just
said something completely
I don't even know what he said.
Okay, so we were in R2, right?
Mr. Robinson's class,
and right when he was about
to start talking
So you know David and what
a troublemaker he is right?
Thank you.
[locker rattles]
New locker.
Hi, I'm Hayley.
I know.
We've been going to school
together since we were
in second grade.
Ohright, well
nice to meet you again.
[locker rattles]
Mmmph
[bash, bash]
Stubborn one.
Here, let me.
[tap]
[girls giggle]
Laugh it up, ladies, but I'm
not a guy who gets embarrassed.
[girls laugh]
But nothing's impossible.
[school bell rings]
[door squeaks open]
Teacher Nice of you
to join us, Mr. Collins.
We've already paired up
for the frog dissection.
[whispers] Find a partner.
♪♪♪
[whispers]
Over here, science friend.
♪♪♪
Jake Hey, Felix.
Congratulations, Jake.
You just won the
lab partner lottery.
You can take you're A-plus plus
to the bank.
Here's some rules.
I really didn't ask to be
Hang on, I still talking.
This is a baggie
of frog organs.
I want you to memorize them.
But our frog
hasn't been dissected.
I brought these from home.
You see, I am that good.
As you can see, I am driving
this train and what I expect
from you are the three "L's",
Loyalty, Listening and Ladies,
comma, advice about.
[paper crinkles]
Sanjay, how many
weeks is this lab?
Shh.
Okay, scissors
Herb I just don't get it.
Accounting?
Mr. Stockley The test
doesn't lie.
Are you sure?
This is a huge debit
in my joy column.
I'll have to amortize
my unhappiness over
the next seven quarters.
Somehow I think we
got this one right.
Sorry, Herb.
Thanks, Jake.
Take one.
It's okay, I'm not
really hungry.
Take one.
♪♪♪
Jake Ohlooks good.
♪♪♪
[whap]
♪♪♪
[slurp]
It is good.
Impressive.
Okay, let's go.
Go where?
So, this is how you
let people down?
Offer them some fruit and tell
them their future's over?
I already know
what I want to do.
I want to draw comics.
So what if I told you
instead of drawing heroes
you could be one?
I'd say you were trying
to sell me something.
You know Felix,
Hayley.
Jake What are
you doing here?
You flunked
the Aptitude Test, too?
[electronic sound]
What the heck was that?
Felix Just making sure
nobody's listening.
Got to keep our secrets.
You guys really take this
Aptitude Test thing seriously.
Jake, there's a test within
the test, a hidden test
that gauges for other
unique abilities,
extraordinary aptitudes.
Now, your test scores were the
highest that we've ever seen.
I didn't believe it until you
broke open that Dung Melon.
Do you know how few people
choose that fruit let alone
figure out how to open it?
No Wait!
Did I eat something
called a Dung Melon?
You were made to
be part of the Troop.
We fight monsters.
You're kidding, right?
[laughter]
Not at all.
We're part of a secret
worldwide organization
that's dedicated to keeping
the world safe from monsters.
Felix Sorry about that
whole flooding-your-locker,
making-us-lab-partners thing.
I just thought it'd be easier
to have an excuse to hang out
together when we finally
teamed up.
This is a lot to take in.
Want to see
something amazing?
Show him.
Booya gusha.
[clang!]
Whoa!
Mr. Stockley That's not it.
Wait for it.
♪♪♪
[monsters screech, growl]
♪♪♪
[squishy growl, splat!]
Jake Huh!
No way.
The monsters are real, Jake.
They've always been here,
around you your whole life.
Throughout time, the Troops
have been there to keep
monsters from taking over.
Do you remember that giant
moth attack two years ago?
No.
Felix Exactly.
We stopped it.
We'd like you to join us,
Jake, but think about it
carefully.
It's a big responsibility.
It's incredibly dangerous.
You don't get paid
And you can't tell
anybody about it.
But you get
to hunt monsters?
Hayley Well, yeah, but
I'm in!
When do we start?
We just did.
♪♪♪
[leaves rustle]
[squirrel squeaks]
♪♪♪
[whoosh]
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
[monster growls]
Jake Ahhh!
♪♪♪
[monster growls]
Jake Ahhhh!
Ahhhhh!
[whomp]
Mr. Brinker What's your
problem, freak show?
I was just being chased
by something horrible.
Well, I'd have said it was
my wife but she's out of town.
Look, I know you're not
officially on my lawn
so I'm warning you,
stay off near my lawn.
I'll go,
but it's not much of a lawn,
all patchy with crab grass.
When you get a lawn
of your own, you can judge.
Now get out of here.
It's definitely a monster.
Felix Actually, squirrels
are not monsters, Jake.
♪♪♪
Jake Very clever,
I always thought this was
an actual barf bucket.
Hayley It is.
[electronic hum]
Jake So that's
what that card does.
Plus, I use it to wedge
out stuck batteries.
Being a Troop member
has its perks.
♪♪♪
[elevator whirrs]
♪♪♪
Mr. Stockley You're going to
be spending a lot of time here.
Now, the chairs
are uncomfortable
but that's because we spent all
the money on the Troop Grid.
We use this to monitor levels
of monster activity around the
world, access our database and
communicate with other Troops.
Now there's Pang Ni and
her team in Beijing.
And there's Maurizio
and his paesans in Rome.
Hey, Maurizio!
[Stockley speaks Italian]
Ciao, Maurizio.
If you get him talking
he'll never stop.
And here's my mom.
She thinks I
have my own TV show.
And we'll be right back.
So, based on its ability
to turn things to stone,
I think we can narrow down
the monster that chased you
to one of five potential
monster species.
There's Cockatrice, Amphesian,
Medusa, Basilisk and Kalamati.
I'm moving us
to Monster Com Three.
[alarm sounds]
Jake What's that?
Mr. Stockley It means
a direct threat exists.
It's all right here
in your Troop manual.
It's a little old but the
information's still good.
Read it, it's important.
It's what Troops have used
for years.
Why don't you guys show Jake
around a bit and I'll keep
checking to see if there's
anything more I can uncover.
Hayley I'll take you on
a tour of our holding cells.
It's completely safe.
Then what do
I need this for?
[splat]
Gross!
Well, Jakethis is
where we keep the monsters.
They're safe,
all taken care of.
This way they can't hurt
anybody or each other.
[splat]
[Jake sighs]
Some choose to reform their
ways and they can coexist
with us, for example, Bigfoot,
Loch Ness Monster,
Mickey Rourke don't bother
anybody anymore.
But others[splat]
not so much.
Each Troop is tasked
with keeping its town
and designated area
monster free.
[thunk]
[monster growls]
[splat]
There are thousands of Troops
just like ours all over
the world.
And no one ever knows?
Wow.
And all these Troops are made up
of teenagers just like us?
Yeah.
[splat]
We're chosen because we're
still able to think in ways
that adults can't and
[monster growls, squeals]
Whoo!
You know those things
that you saw under your bed
and in your closet
that scared you
when you were little?
Your parents said they're
just clothes and toys.
Yes.
Yeah, those were monsters.
I knew it!
[monsters growls]
[splat]
[monster groans, whines, growls]
[Jake sighs]
[snorty growl]
Now this is what
I'm talking about.
♪♪♪
This is our new
technologies room.
This is a high tension plasma
sensor, this is a freeze ray,
night vision goggles
Communication device?
Um
No, that's my retainer.
Jake Sorry.
Whoowhat's that?
Hayley Hold on, Jake.
Look, you can't just pick
that up make it work!
It take years to get certified
so don't expect to just
[zap, zap, zap]
Then again,
certification's overrated.
He missed one.
♪♪♪
[clang]
This is going to be so cool.
He's way better than
Gavin ever was, by the way.
Who's Gavin?
He's the Troop
member you replaced.
He was
my best friend.
He's gone now.
Taken out by a monster?
Moved to Delaware.
God, I miss him.
Well, now that
I'm part of the Troop,
we'll be hanging together.
That's why I made this
friendship schedule.
Now, on Tuesdays we'll watch
movies, on Fridays we'll have
sleepovers, and Jake
Jake?
Jake?
Uhtonight I'm cooking
Chicken Florentine.
Jake?
Florentine.
[Brinker bounces ball]
[laughs]
[sighs]
[monster growls]
Ethel?
♪♪♪
Ethel?
What the heck are you
doing out here?
♪♪♪
Huh!
[monster growls]
Wha!
[growls]
[ipod hip hop] ♪
[distant screams]
[hip hop] ♪
♪♪♪
Mr. Brinker?
♪♪♪
[ponytail breaks off]
Don't freak.
Don't freak.
[bump, clatter]
♪♪♪
[whoosh]
Ahhhh!
if what you heard was right,
it could only be a basilisk.
Which means it's only 48 hours
from the time of attack
until the victim is turned
to stone forever.
Mirrors are basilisk's
kryptonite.
Oddly, they love kryptonite
Can't get enough.
Ironic, right?
Hayley Felixmirrors.
So you take the
mirror and - Pow!
Basilisk down for the count.
Actually I was thinking we
could charge into the woods,
freeze rays blasting and
Hayley Whoa, whoa,
whoa there, Tex.
First of all,
I'm leading this charge.
Felix Secondly, you can't
freeze a basilisk.
It only gets them mad.
Didn't you read
your field manual.
I didn't get that far yet.
Basilisk starts with a 'B'.
Jake I'm a slow reader.
Then, just follow us.
Hang on tight.
To what?
[ATVs whine]
♪♪♪
Jake Duct tape, that's
your high-tech solution?
Hayley Duct tape was
a Troop invention in 1918.
It's all in the manual.
Okay.
Jake, If you hear something,
shut your eyes immediately.
And then what?
Run, of course.
How do I shut
my eyes and run?
Felix It's in the manual.
Ohand crow like a rooster.
Basilisks hate the sound
of rooster crowing.
He's kidding, right?
You'll find when it comes
to monsters, Felix doesn't kid.
Take this and plant it
over on that bridge
behind some bushes.
We'll drive the basilisk
towards one of the mirrors
using these pulse blasters.
Then, at the last second,
pull back the bush.
The beast will see his
reflection and turn to stone.
Everything will go back
to normal.
Easy-peasy.
Jake Hey, I have an idea.
You plant the mirror
and I'll take the blaster.
Ha ha, nice try.
Now get going,
we're burning daylight.
Oh, and practice
your rooster noises.
[birds chirp]
[Jake practices crowing]
Felix Hey, Jake,
are you there?
Jake Did you see
the basilisk?
No, just wanted to go over
tonight's sleepover menu.
How do you feel about s'mores?
[basilisk growls]
Hayley It's on, Felix!
Coming to you.
Left flank, centre shot,
due south.
He'll come right to you.
[zaps]
[basilisk growls]
♪♪♪
[basilisk growls]
♪♪♪
[Felix screams]
What are you doing?
It should have run right
to you. [leaves rustle]
Whoa! Hold on, hold on!
It's me!
I told you to hold
your position.
Sitting didn't feel right.
I just felt like
I needed to be here.
[mirror smashes]
Hayley Oh, no.
It found the mirror.
It's tricked us.
It's breaking them all.
[glass smashes]
[basilisk growls]
Jake There's still the one
I hid.
♪♪♪
[basilisk growls]
Get the mirror!
Don't look back!
♪♪♪
[basilisk growls]
[whomp!]
[Hayley grunts and groans]
[thunk]
Oh
Uh
[basilisk growls]
Oh!
Jake Aw, it's smashed!
Hayley's turned to stone!
[Felix crows like a rooster]
Will you stop that?
It may be the only
thing keeping us alive!
[Felix crows]
[basilisk growls]
[Felix crows]
We're a super high-tech
monster fighting squad,
we must have a better weapon
than a stupid rooster!
[basilisk growls]
Run!
Felix Huh?
Run to that shed, run!
Come on out you ugly lizard!
Felix What are you doing?
Jake Run!
[Felix yelps]
Jake Close your eyes!
[basilisk growls]
Ahh!
[basilisk crackles into stone]
[crashing clatter]
Felix Now that was cool.
Not exactly by the book
you didn't read, but awesome.
Was it?
Felix Yeah.
Hayley Sure looked like it.
You're okay!
You're okay!
Ah!
Ah!
What?
We don't hug after missions?
Hayley and Felix Umno.
♪♪♪
Uhwhat are you
doing with that ponytail?
Hey, how much longer
will the Brinker's
stay turned to stone?
Mr. Brinker I don't know
why we're in the woods.
I told you I don't remember
what happened but I do know
this, if you paid more than
$10.00 for that spa treatment,
you got robbed.
Ethel Well,
I'll tell you what.
The second you shave off
that idiotic mustache,
I'll listen to your beauty tips.
What mustache?
Look!
Oh.
♪♪♪
[leaves rustle]
[monster growls]