Vampirina: Teenage Vampire (2025) s01e04 Episode Script

[upbeat music playing]
And the best part
of being DJ PJ
is that I'm already
ready for bed!
You're not gonna
brush your teeth?
Get out of my business.
Vee! How was the rest
of the dance?
Horrifying!
But the last time I saw you,
you were dancing with Elijah.
[both] Ooooohhhh.
No, not "Ooooohh."
"Aaaaaahhhh!"
I fanged out
in front of Elijah!
Because he's foiiine?
No, because
he's a Van Helsing!
That's not foiiine!
I knew
there was a Van Helsing here.
But noooo, you said
[mimicking] "I don't need a crypt keeper."
We're outta here!
Wait, Elijah
is a vampire hunter?
I take one bathroom break
all night and that's what I miss?
Get packin', bat girl.
I'm not going back
to Transylvania
because my new friend just happens to be
my family's ancient nemesis,
sworn to end all vampires!
Do you hear it?
Do you hear how
it sounds when you say that?
There's got to be a way
to solve this that lets me stay at Wilson.
Could you mind-control Elijah?
No.
[both coughing]
"A Van Helsing's mind
cannot be manipulated,
and their bodies
are possessed of strength and skills
beyond those
of inferior humans."
Huh?
It means Elijah
can't be mind-controlled
and he's super strong
and fast!
And I guarantee you, he's down there
right now plotting Vee's destruction!
Please don't bite me, please don't
bite me, please don't bite me!
[theme song playing]
Slay
S-L-A-Y ♪
Steppin' out
into the light ♪
I have never felt so alive ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Watch me
Shine, shine, shine ♪
Slay ♪
[upbeat music plays]
Thanks for everything, Soph.
Keep in touch!
You can use this
to summon me anytime.
I'm not leaving, Demi.
I'm not going to hide
under a bridge like a little troll.
You guys ever consider
that maybe Elijah is a nice Van Helsing?
There's no such thing!
Don't make me
drop the book again.
Seriously, Elijah seems
like a good guy.
So before you bat-fly off
into the sunset,
shouldn't we at least ask him
what his intentions are?
I can't ask him,
I'm a vampire!
I can't ask him,
I'm a ghost!
I can't ask him,
I'm scared!
Okay, fine, I'll ask him.
I can't like a vampire!
Don't think
about her cute smile,
focus on her
cute fangs.
I mean, sharp,
dangerous fangs.
[knock on door]
[groans softly]
Who is it?
And if you're a vampire,
just know I have
garlic nun chucks
and I use garlic breath spray!
Ooh, that was a mistake.
[Sophie] It's me, Sophie.
Sophie! You're in danger!
Yeah, from your breath.
From Vee! She's a vampire.
And this is going
to blow your mind,
but I come from a family
of vampire hunters.
Whaaaat? No way!
Shocking, I know.
My mom said if I ever met
a vampire, I'm supposed to
I can't believe
this is happening.
What are the odds
I'd actually meet a vampire?
Apparently a hundred percent.
Listen, Elijah.
I already knew about Vee.
And look, she didn't hurt me.
She'd never hurt anyone,
she's a good vampire.
There's no such thing.
I'll show you.
Do you guys
use the same publisher?
[both coughing]
"If a Van Helsing
ever meets a vampire,
it is their duty
to save the villagers by fighting
until only one of them
is left."
Everyone here is in danger.
And I'm the only one
who can save them.
Your fly's open,
Savior of the Universe.
[zips]
Now I can save them.
Just tell Vee to meet me
in the attic
at dawn for a fight
to the finish.
Well, I highly doubt
she's going to agree to this.
I can't believe
you agreed to this!
Neither can I!
I don't have a choice.
It's fight or go home.
And I'm not going home.
I've come too far
to give up on my dreams.
[dramatic music playing]
Vampire.
Van Helsing.
Ooh! Ghost boy?
That's my name,
don't scare it out.
Vampires, ghosts
Everything
my family said is real.
Should I have been flossing
this whole time?
Ha! That was just Phase One
Mild disturbance.
Vee the Vampire,
I have come to banquet you!
Uh, I mean, "vanquish you!"
It is my ancestral
responsibility
to destroy all vampires.
Do your worst, Van Helsing.
Oh, I will
[dramatic music playing]
right after I stretch.
Good point, me, too!
What's happening?
They're stretching?
Finish him, Vee!
Before he becomes too limber!
Too late, I'm ready.
We'll see about that, you
you.
You know, this couch
is really in the way.
Yeah, the battle vibes
in this room are totally off.
Impressive.
Good thing I recently came
into some extra muscle myself.
We could open
our own moving company.
You know,
if we weren't enemies.
Now what are they
talking about?
Something about running
a business together.
We doing this or what?
Right, sorry.
Let's do this.
[dramatic music playing]
[both] I don't want
to fight you!
Really? We got up
at dawn for this!
But you're a Van Helsing.
My enemy. You're supposed
to destroy me as soon as you see me.
That's what you vampires
are supposed to do to us.
So, if you're not
my enemy, then what are you?
I don't know.
Up until twelve hours ago
I thought we were friends.
Me, too.
Maybe we still can be?
Oh, so that's why
your hands are always so cold!
[laughs] Way to catch up,
warm blood.
I don't know about this
It's my job
to protect you, Vee.
It's okay, Elijah's not gonna
hurt me. Right?
Right. And now that
I think about it,
it's really our parents and our ancestors
that have the actual beef,
not us.
All right, but I'll be
watching you, Van Helsing.
Don't make me go
Phase Two on you.
-What's Phase Two?
-That's for you to wonder
and me to figure out.
He's got nothin'.
[upbeat music playing]
I've never been more stoked
to be at boarding school.
I'm terrible at hiding things
from my mom,
and now I have two secrets
I have to keep from her.
I know Vee's the first,
but what's the second?
I haven't told her
I changed my classes.
She thinks I'm still taking
all that classical stuff she wanted.
Definitely
not hip-hop dancing,
song writing, and rap music.
Luckily I don't have to face
my mom any time soon.
-Ooh!
-Hello, son.
What is your mom doing here?
It's Parents Day.
I sent an email.
No one checks their email!
Can you check the wall?
What are we gonna do?
We'll be fine. My parents don't even know
it's Parents Day.
Email is way too modern
for them.
I'll just stay in my room
until your mom's gone.
Easy peasy maggot squeezy.
Elijah? What is going on
out there?
Ugh! Bats.
That Van Helsing's strong. I better go.
Way behind you!
[upbeat music playing]
Slay ♪
Hey, Vee, you know,
I have to admit,
I'm glad we're staying.
Me, too. But, uh,
you should know something.
Elijah's Van Helsing mom
is here for Parents Day.
That's it!
We're outta here!
No, it's fine.
I'm going to stay in the room.
That Van Helsing will never
know there's a vampire at Wilson.
[knocking on window]
Mom? Dad?
My baby boo-berry.
It's so good to see you.
What are you doing here?
Well, my little night child, the school
sent us one of those spirit messages
-Emails, darling
-Emails.
Telling us all about
this Parents Day,
so we decided to fly out!
Demi! Ghost five!
Ah, yes! Our usual frivolity
as if nothing is wrong!
This is so exciting.
We were in such
a rush last time,
but now we can
tour your school,
meet your new friends,
their parents
About that don't you think
three vampires wandering around
with so many people here
might be a little risky?
We thought of that!
Which is why we've
been practicing our "people" skills.
Namaste. I'm "Yoga Mom."
And I'm "Tourist Dad."
Oh, these New England
back roads are something else, I tell ya.
Oh yeah.
They're gonna blend right in.
Maybe I can take you
on a tour?
I heard the outskirts
of town are lovely this time of year.
Roaming about
in all your ghostly glory, Demi?
Now that would be risky.
I think you'd better
stay hidden.
Fine. But you'll never
dim my glow!
Way to leave me in the dust,
just because I'm not a v--
Very fast runner!
Hi, Sophie.
Look who's here.
Um, you remember my parents?
Hello! What an exciting
development at this point in time!
Wicked good
to see ya, kiddo.
Tell ya ma I said hi.
Okay.
Um, did you guys
see my, uh, bed?
Oh, look honey.
So squishy.
They're insisting on a tour, but we can't
let them run into Elijah and his mom.
I'll tell him. And my parents
aren't coming, so I can run interference.
Oh.
-Oh!
-Oh. Ah! [chuckles]
Welp, Sophie'd love to chat,
but she just remembered
she forgot something.
I'd tell you what it was
but I can't remember.
What a delightfully
strange human child!
You really
should get this fixed,
you'd hate to get locked in
and miss your classical vocal training.
How's that going,
by the way?
Great, I classically vocal
all the time. It's classic.
And I see
you received the stake.
You must be enjoying
your newfound strength.
-[grunts]
-Oh.
It's great.
A little destructive, though.
You'll get the hang of it.
And I hope you're wearing
your Van Helsing ring close to your heart,
to remind you of my love
and the ever-present threat
of the evil undead that walk among us.
Yeah, Mom, about that.
Is there any chance that maybe vampires
could be nicer than we thought?
[laughing] Oh, Elijah,
never lose your childlike
sense of wonder.
But you're talking nonsense,
cut it out.
-[panting]
-Oh, hey Sophie, this is my mom.
How do you do?
A little out of shape,
if I'm being honest.
But it's nice to meet you.
Charming.
Now let's start
that tour.
Uh, before you do that
[whispers]
Vee's parents are here.
Well, that's an exciting
development at this point in time.
[upbeat music playing]
[cymbals crashing]
Oh, hey, Elijah.
When are you gonna rap again?
I beg your pardon?
Um [clears throat]
I wrapped one present for the guy,
and he won't stop talking about it.
Ah. Did you wrap it
with the French corners like I taught you?
Oui oui, maman.
Congratulations, folks,
you've made it to the end of Parents Day.
But before you go,
we have one final treat for you.
You'll all going
to experience
an actual Wilson class
right now
Intro to Stage Fighting!
-What?
-I didn't know about this?
Emails, people! Read them.
Now, can I get a couple
of parent volunteers?
Uh, you and
Oh, you!
Come on up here
and fight to the death!
[laughs]
Kidding.
But we will need you
to sign some waivers
[dramatic music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
Who needs
stage fighting, right?
Yoga moms don't.
Nama-stay in your seat, please.
Are you kidding?
I met your mother during a sword fight.
When I saw how she parried,
I asked her to get married.
And we died
happily ever after.
-You don't have to do this, Mom.
-Nonsense,
this'll be a chance for you
to learn something.
And I won't show up
my opponent too much.
Trust me, Dearest,
I know how to be cool.
Trust me, Batkins,
I know how to be cool.
Is this the sword
I'm using? Uh
Which end do I grab?
I said the same thing!
I think not the pointy end?
-Oh.
-[both laughing]
Come on out, volunteers!
[applauding]
Now, Mrs. Summers,
you'll move forward first,
Mrs. Hauntley,
you will defend.
And with stage fighting, we always
make it look good for the audience.
[both] Oh, we will.
[both laugh]
What's that?
-[audience exclaims]
-[chuckles]
[dramatic music playing]
[grunts]
Nice. Where'd you learn
to move like that?
Oh, I don't know,
must be all that yoga!
Oh!
-Oh!
-[audience exclaiming]
Ooh.
Okay, I see you, Moms!
I see you.
[audience exclaiming]
How do we stop this?
I don't know.
It's like they were
destined to fight!
This is not good.
I'm stuck in here while there's a family
of Van Helsings out there!
Demi, I got you.
I'll go check on them,
you just chill.
Chill? I don't chill!
I don't even rest in peace!
I'm going stir-crazy!
[air whooshing]
Ah, that's gonna
get me in trouble.
Huh.
Well, hello, handsome.
Long time no see.
-[dramatic music playing]
-[both grunting]
[grunting encouragingly]
[grunting]
I'm stopping this.
Stand down
is what I would have said
if you hadn't just done it.
A thrilling performance.
[cheering]
-Excellent match.
-You as well.
That's my wife.
Ooh, that was a good show.
We didn't learn much, but good job.
[bell rings]
All right. Thanks for coming
to Parents Day.
I can't believe
we made it through.
I know. Let's get them
out of here before anything else can go--
Oh, dear,
I've lost my family ring!
Oh, my
It must have fallen off
during the fight.
-We'll help you look.
-We have excellent night vision.
Uh, I mean,
how's your ma?
Uh, Mom, why don't we
look later, when it's less crowded?
We can make it less crowded.
Mom and Dad, let's go.
I can't leave my ring,
you know how much it means to me.
What does it look like?
-But, Mom--
-It's very old, pure silver,
-the initials are--
-[laughs]
Mom, they don't need
all that detail, a ring's a ring. Come on.
It's not just
any ring, Elijah.
The initials are--
Mom, I love hip-hop!
Excuse me?
And rapping, and pop music.
I like it all. I don't want
to do the classical stuff anymore.
And if I'm being
completely honest,
I don't even know
how to wrap a present.
Is this some sort
of teenage rebellion--
I want to do more
of what I like.
And what exactly is that?
Um, well
I'll show you. Vee?
[clears throat]
-[hip-hop music playing]
-Yo ♪
Gimme, gimme
Gimme, gimme ♪
Oh, throw it in a pot
Hit it like bam, bam, bam ♪
Bam, bam, bam ♪
Yo, beat down the block
Heat like bam, bam, bam ♪
Bam, bam, bam ♪
Yeah, that
Hit it like bam, bam, bam ♪
Bam, bam, bam ♪
Yo, drip too hard when I
Hit it like bam, bam, bam ♪
Bam, bam, bam ♪
Bam, bam, yeah
Bam, bam, yeah ♪
Bam, bam, yeah
Beat like bam, bam, bam ♪
Bam, bam, bam ♪
[cheering and applause]
Mom!
What did I miss?
Mom, I found your ring.
You sure you don't want
to throw it in the trash
like all the plans
I had for you?
Please. Can we talk?
What is there to talk about?
Seems like
you left it all on the dance floor.
Okay,
I should have told you sooner,
but I knew you wouldn't like it.
The only reason I agreed
to let you come to this school
was to get a strong foundation
in the classics,
which would have taught you
discipline and focus.
Things that are important
to
the family business.
Mom, I know
that stuff is important,
but can't I just have a second to
figure out what makes me happy?
[sighs] Oh Elijah.
I know that I put
a lot of pressure on you,
but it's only because
you're so extraordinary.
But I will give you
some space, dear.
Because, I want you
to be happy.
[exhales] Thanks
for understanding, Mom.
Of course. Now tuck in your shirt,
this isn't New Jersey.
[upbeat music playing]
[Bat Oxana]
Ohhh, I really miss this, Vampirina.
[Bat Vee] Me, too.
Thanks for coming.
It was really good to see you.
I must say, this place
continues to surprise me.
A place where nightmares
can come true.
-It's dreams, Dad.
-Oh.
And thanks
for supporting mine.
Always. And to think
I was worried
about Van Helsings!
[laughs loudly]
[sighs]
Check out your boy.
Demi! How did you--
It's makeup! And some hair stuff
with clothes from the lost and found.
Now I look like a real kid!
With this disguise, you'll be
an even better protector for Vee.
[laughs nervously]
Not that she needs it or anything.
Sun has set, wind is up,
we'd best be off, darlings.
Love you to the dark side
of the moon and back.
Get in here, Demi.
Something to remember me by.
[mellow music playing]
Thanks for running a marathon
to help us keep our secret, Sophie.
All good. I clocked like
90,000 steps,
so I don't have
to walk anywhere the rest of the semester.
[chuckles]
'Sup, dude.
Ooh! Ghost boy?
You called me dude!
Best day of my death.
How'd things go
with your mom?
Better than expected.
Thank you for falling
on your stake for me
and telling her
your secret to protect mine.
I'd rather she found out
about me than about you cold hands.
[chuckles]
[dramatic music playing]
My suspicions
were correct.
Elijah is getting distracted
from his purpose,
but he's destined
for more important things.
I'm gonna need you
at Wilson immediately
to keep an eye on him.