You Are Ms. Servant (2024) s01e04 Episode Script

1
OGISO PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL
[bell clangs]
YUKI YOKOYA
♪
YUKI YOKOYA
I'm Yuki Yokoya.
[groans]
What?
If you like,
please call me Yuki.
[MALE TEACHER 3A]
Our new addition here
is Yokoya's cousin.
Go ahead and take
the open desk in front of him.
He'll help you get settled.
[FEMALE CLASSMATE 4A]
She's so cute!
[MALE CLASSMATE 4A]
Seriously?
[chair screech]
I'm looking forward
to attending our classes
together,
Master Hitoyoshi.
[gasps]
[WALLA: STUDENTS]
Did she say Master Hitoyoshi?
[HITOYOSHI]
Oh, man.
Brother!
Ms. Yuki!
How was school today?
OGISO PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL
[HITOYOSHI] You're behind this
turn of events, aren't you?
[mischievous laugh]
Totes pulled one over
on my big bro!
[HITOYOSHI]
Riko!
Oh, get over it, you know
how special Ms. Yuki is!
She picks up things
super quickly.
I ran out of knowledge bombs
to drop in just three days!
Soon enough
she was even taking care
of my homework for me.
Tell him!
Miss Riko was most kind
with her praise of me.
I suppose
I got a bit carried away.
Yeah, I see.
Wait!
No, I don't.
I've got a ton of questions!
Like, how did you
even transfer in?
Where'd that "cousins" schtick
come from?
Why'd you say
your last name was Yokoya?
How are we both
in the same grade?
And also.
I've gotta know.
Why didn't you tell me
about it in advance?
Not cool, yo!
[exhale]
My transfer was the result
of pulling a few strings
through my underground
connections.
We're "cousins"
by Miss Riko's suggestion.
She was certain
it would help speed up
my school acceptance
and as your new cousin,
it seemed to make
the most sense for me
to borrow
your family's surname.
It is true that I am most
likely a little bit
older than you are
but I felt that
us being in the same grade
would allow for me
to better attend
to you, Master.
♪
As for why
I kept it all a secret.
Miss Riko suggested that.
To make things "more fun."
Yeah!
You are the worst!
Stop it!
Oh.
I, uh.
Sorry. If I have done
something to upset you
it was quite unintentional.
No.
It's fine.
I'm not mad, more like that
you two just kinda
threw me for a loop, y'know?
[sigh]
Well, anyway!
Ms. Yuki, let's try to enjoy
our normal school life
together.
Sound good?
It does!
♪
OGISO PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL
[TAIGA]
Here we go!
The time
of reckoning has arrived!
You're mine, Katsuda Bread!
[TAIGA]
Outta my way!
Katsuda has bread?
I am starving,
let's grab some lunch.
We could go see
what's hot and ready
at the convenience store.
- Katsuda Bread.
- What?
You want the legendary bread?
Sadly, it's such a rarity
you have to dash for it
the moment the bell rings
or you're outta luck.
Rarity.
[HITOYOSHI] You see,
the Katsuda Side Dish Store
closes way early.
It is impossible
for us students
to make it there
in time after school.
That's why,
to prevent a mass early exodus,
our school store serves
a selection of their finest
bread-based items
every Wednesday.
And the most popular
is the one and only.
Delicious Katsuda Bread!
Yakisoba bread stuffed
silly with their sauce.
I'm all about their
sandwiches, myself.
But alas, our classroom
is the farthest
from the school store,
so we're already doomed.
That bread is mine.
So where do I go?
Huh?
I recall something
my mentor taught me.
"Even if your prey
should strike you down,
you must still take it out."
Do not worry,
Master Hitoyoshi.
I won't fail.
That rare bread will be ours.
I shall return.
[gasp]
[HITOYOSHI]
Ms. Yuki?
♪
Wait!
Let's talk this through!
It could be a problem for us
if you stand out too much so.
How could I have
let her run off again?
Nah.
Not my fault.
I couldn't have stopped her.
That expression.
I've seen it before.
It's the luminous
face of a hungry child
in a dessert shop!
I am powerless in her
pursuit of food ecstasy.
The means, effort,
cost, none of it matters!
It's no exaggeration
to say that
a girl's true potential
is unlocked
in defining moments like this!
That means if her
feminine willpower
has aligned with her
intense desire to taste
Katsuda's Sauce on a cheap bun.
There isn't a thing
on this planet
that can stop her!
The concept of "normal"
has combined
with her sauce love
in unexpected ways!
- [students scream and rumble]
- [HITOYOSHI] It's them.
The first wave
of the Katsuda Brigade!
No one asked,
but clever little Riko's
gonna explain it to ya!
The Katsuda Brigade is a group
so enthralled
by Katsuda's offerings,
they'll do anything
to seize their prize!
They're trained soldiers
who put their very lives
on the line
for sauced-up noodles
in a bun,
never missing a leg day,
so they can sprint
to victory without fail!
Stranger still,
their love for Katsuda Bread
runs so deep that they perform
a mysterious dance while
savoring its flavor!
This is bad.
In mere moments.
Ms. Yuki will drop
in from above,
clashing with the brigade
right in front
of the school store!
I can see the future,
and it's ugly.
[gasp]
She's leaping for it!
Oh wow!
♪
[HITOYOSHI] Hey.
This might work.
[wind whooshing]
♪
KATSU SANDWICH
- YAKISOBA BREAD SANDWICH
EGG SANDWICH - CROQUETTE BREAD
[gasp]
Please, I would like
to purchase one Katsuda Bread
and one Katsuda Sandwich
as well.
[metal clatter]
[YUKI]
Apologies are insufficient.
They informed me
that Katsuda's products
are limited to one
per person per day, so.
[trembling]
No big.
I'm all in here on this
croquette sandwich!
[YUKI]
Still.
Will you please accept
this sauce-bread offering?
No way.
That's all you.
It's okay for me to experience
pure bliss without you?
Of course it is.
Plus, I've had the bread
before.
And besides, you won it
fair and square.
Well, then.
[HITOYOSHI]
I was gonna call her out
on her wild Katsuda
antics, but.
♪
When I see that
blissful look on her face.
I can't bring myself
to rain on her parade.
♪
[chomping]
Master Hitoyoshi, take this.
It's a gift.
[HITOYOSHI]
Huh?
That's, um.
I don't know, uh.
- [gulp]
- [YUKI] Please.
Don't hold yourself back.
♪
[HITOYOSHI] Okay.
If you insist.
[gulps]
How does it taste?
[gulp]
That was just, just incredible.
YOKOYA
[humming]
[RIKO] Mochita, did ya know
I'm sleeping over today?
Didn't you get your fill
of this place
during summer vacation?
Oh, what are you
blabbering about?
How come you don't seem
to mind the fact that
Ms. Yuki spends the night
with you all the time!
Phrasing!
Come on, this is a big deal
for someone like me
who's been wanting
a big sister since forever!
We can gab about fashion,
stay up all night
sharing crushes,
indulge in secret snacking,
the possibilities are endless!
You should know
how badly I wanted this, Bro.
There was an era
where I nearly
tricked myself into believing
you were actually
my big sister instead!
I love you, Big Sis!
[giggle]
[HITOYOSHI] Sweet Riko.
What the?
That imagination of yours
has gone rogue!
Whoa, your genius sister
has figured it all out!
If you and Ms. Yuki
got married,
everything would be
all "happily ever after"
for the three of us!
[HITOYOSHI] What?
Why am I the one being
carried off like a bride?
My preference.
- [HITOYOSHI] Brutal honesty.
- It'll happen!
I think Ms. Yuki
is head over heels
in love with you, Big Brother!
Huh?
Riko's wild imagination
strikes once again,
plus I don't even think
she's interested in romance.
[RIKO]
You're so wrong!
Who understands
a girl's heart better,
me or a stinky boy like you?
It's just not true.
Like at lunch the other day,
she sweetly fed me
Katsuda Bread.
There was nothing
romantic about it.
OMG, bro!
That's next level!
You may as well pick out
a wedding venue!
Sunset on the beach?
We just met.
[groans]
I know Mom will be okay
with such a quick wedding,
but Dad will be tougher.
He's got a real
stubborn streak.
Like father, like son.
You're not listening, are you?
[RIKO] How about both Eastern
and Western-style weddings?
Is someone we know of
going to be married?
[HITOYOSHI] Uh!
No one!
We were talking about
how great it would be
if you could become
my big sister for real!
Riko!
Don't ya think my big brother's
a real catch, Ms. Yuki?
Riko, you little.
Hm?
Of course.
I truly admire him.
[choked]
[groans]
Hey, Ms. Yuki!
I want a persimmon.
Can you peel this for me?
[YUKI]
Sure.
By the way, I've been
wondering this for a while.
You don't usually
wear makeup, do you?
[sigh]
I hope you both can forgive me
for my unsightly appearance.
At most I will put on
a light layer of foundation.
Whoa.
Every girl dreams
of looking that fire
without caking on the makeup.
And that includes yours truly!
You admire me?
If I'm being honest,
I wouldn't say my appearance
has been very
beneficial in the past.
I feel ya.
Beauty like yours
probably comes
with its own
share of problems.
As for me,
my face doesn't really
stand out in a crowd.
But, when I'm older,
I'm gonna buy a ton of makeup
and make myself cute!
[YUKI]
I like your face.
It is simply precious,
Miss Riko.
[gasp]
It's adorable
and boldly expressive.
You mean it?
Hm.
[RIKO]
You're sweet.
I never hear stuff like that
from people
who aren't my parents.
Do you think I could
ever become
as beautiful as you are,
Ms. Yuki?
Thinking of it,
ever since I found
tonkatsu sauce I swear my skin
has been smoother than it was.
[RIKO]
Really?
[YUKI]
Please help yourself.
♪
[RIKO]
Is this any good?
I feel it brings out
the sweetness of the fruit.
[RIKO]
Like salt on watermelon?
That kinda makes sense!
[chomping]
Yeah!
That's good!
[HITOYOSHI] From where
I'm standing
those two are basically
sisters already.
It's thanks to Riko
that it's so easy.
That it all works.
Maybe those girls
should stick together.
Couldn't hurt.
Oh-ho!
I know that look!
You were thinking
how you'd love to see
this side of her every day
if you two tied the knot, right?
Don't act like
I didn't nail it!
Huh?
Tell me everything.
I am unfamiliar
with the concept of marriage.
I'm not sure
this is the right time!
In Japan, Big Brother
can get married
as soon as he turns eighteen!
Then you can officially
join the Yokoya family,
Ms. Yuki!
How interesting.
Don't say that!
But wouldn't it make you
the luckiest guy
in the whole wide world
to marry a girl like her?
We're just talking
hypothetically here.
I mean, I guess.
Yeah.
[giggle]
Yay!
It's official!
[HITOYOSHI]
Drop it!
Ugh, don't you ever
shut your mouth?
[RIKO]
No take backsies!
[meow]
OGISO PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL
[MALE TEACHER 3A]
All right, let's begin.
[clears throat]
"I am just a lonely cat.
I have no name.
My place of birth is wholly
unknown to me.
Yet in the darkest
depths of my memory.
I see myself mewing"
[HITOYOSHI]
Despite my protests,
Riko refused to leave us
alone all weekend.
- I'm exhausted.
- [yawn]
So basically, through
an anthropomorphized cat,
it shows the strangeness
of things
humans consider
common place and
Hey, you!
Stay awake!
[shatter]
[screaming]
Miscalculation!
[indistinct chatter]
- That one piece of chalk--
- Please forgive me!
just split in two!
[gasp]
[HITOYOSHI]
That sucked.
INFIRMARY
I told her
it was strictly prohibited
to bring knives to school.
Maybe they're her
security blanket.
Um, excuse me!
Got chalk in the eye.
[NITTA]
Oh, hello.
I see I have
a brand-new patient?
Hm?
Um. What happened
to Nurse Maruyama?
I'll be filling in for her
from here on out.
I'm Nitta.
Nice to meet you.
Oh!
[NITTA] Now, then.
What's ailing you?
Eye trouble.
They both got
nailed by flying chalk.
Chalk in both your eyes?
It's kind of a long story.
Right.
If you'll please have
a seat on the bed,
I'll get you taken care of.
[HITOYOSHI] Sure.
[HITOYOSHI] I've never met
a school nurse
who was so mysterious.
[NITTA]
That girl.
Is she a close
friend of yours?
Or perhaps even
your girlfriend?
Huh?
The pretty girl
who wears a bell
around her neck, yes?
I saw you two,
so I was curious about her.
You both were walking
to school together.
Oh.
You must mean Ms. Yuki.
Yeah, she's a friend of mine.
I mean, she's my cousin.
That so?
[laughs]
[HITOYOSHI]
Did I say something amusing?
No. It's just you two don't
look the slightest bit alike.
[HITOYOSHI]
Well, can't deny that.
[NITTA]
It's fine.
In fact, the way
you look so happens
to be exactly my type.
It is?
Um.
Thank you very much.
I suppose.
I mean it, you're like
an adorable little animal.
There doesn't seem
to be any real damage.
[sigh]
Before you go.
[clicks]
Huh?
[NITTA]
Shall I check to see
if there's anything else wrong
with your fragile little self?
[gasps]
My dear Hitoyoshi.
[meow]
♪
[tremble]
♪
Wait! Don't do that!
This is so wrong!
[NITTA] You're somehow
even cuter
when you're trembling
in fear like that.
[groan]
What kind of school nurse
are you anyway?
Even dirty manga have
more buildup than this!
Oh, don't be afraid.
How'd you know my name
when I never told you?
I'm gonna give you
the best "first time"
anyone's ever had.
[YUKI]
I'm here, Master!
Are your eyes all right?
[gasps]
I came as quickly as I could
the moment class
was over but I
- [crying]
- Ms. Yuki!
I was so terrified!
Tell me exactly
what she did to you.
It was nothing!
Just a harmless little joke, right?
A silly nurse's prank.
Think about the damage
you're inflicting
on my boyish heart!
[NITTA]
You're so cute!
All you do is nibble, squeak,
and get spooked like
some kind of hamster boy!
[HITOYOSHI]
Low blow.
Well?
Didn't I sum him up perfectly?
Ms. "Yuki."
How about I give you
some nice eye drops
just to be safe?
Here you go.
[HITOYOSHI] Fine.
But enough
with the inappropriate jokes.
[NITTA] Aww,
but you're so sweet
when you quiver like that.
I could just eat you
for breakfast!
[HITOYOSHI] That's exactly
the kind of thing
you shouldn't be saying!
Huh?
[gasps]
♪
Hey. Is something
in the water, or what?
Why are you holding me?
[YUKI]
I'll ask nicely.
Please kindly stay
far away from him.
Huh.
Does that mean.
Ms. Yuki is head over heels
in love with you, Big Brother!
[HITOYOSHI]
Shut the front door.
Does this mean?
Ms. Yuki is jealous?
♪
Well, based on my examination,
it's not serious,
but if the pain becomes
too much to bear,
please seek out
medical attention immediately.
♪
Have a nice day.
Until next time.
[HITOYOSHI]
Um, Ms. Yuki?
[YUKI]
Listen, Master.
Okay.
I must apologize
for my actions.
Pulling you in close like that.
Oh, that?
I was surprised,
but no worries.
There's something important
that I must confess to you,
Master Hitoyoshi.
Oh.
Wow.
Go ahead.
Geez. I'm not mentally
prepared for this!
[heart pounding]
[YUKI]
That woman you just met.
She's in the same
business I was.
[gasps]
♪
She's a cold-blooded assassin.
[HITOYOSHI]
What?
[meow]
Hm?
♪
It turns out I was mistaken
to assume you were here
on the usual business.
♪
I will crush them
with my own hands.
This pretend little family
that you've drudged up
for yourself.
♪