Cash Queens (2026) s01e05 Episode Script

1
This is wild.
How much do you think it is?
Over 2.5 million euros
were stolen yesterday from Castel Bank.
It constitutes a shocking development
in the case of the robberies
that have been plaguing the region
dating back to last September.
Let's go! Come on, go, go, go!
Damn it! Fuck it, what the hell!
Bullshit.
…to connect the modus operandi used here
with the robbery at CBP
at Salon-de-Provence
as well as Horizon Bank.
Oh, that bitch.
CASH QUEENS
Okay, Ms. Perez, I'll cut to the chase.
We've talked quite a bit lately, huh?
Right now, I need you to tell us
more about the robbers.
I mean…
…it was so fast, all I could see was a…
just a quick glimpse
of his arm hair. That's it.
It was very dark hair, with a…
a small tattoo of sorts.
-Uh, most likely a clover, I think.
-Describe the clover. A four-leaf?
No, more like…
the kind on a deck of cards.
Which arm? Right or left?
Uhm… I've no idea. I was like this.
Stop treating us like we're idiots, okay?
Why were you even at the bank that day?
I mean, I told you,
I'd come by to see Victor Castel.
Bullshit.
We're a couple.
And how did you two meet?
I'm sorry, but I don't see
how this is helping your investigation.
Just covering all our bases, Mr. Castel.
Well… if you insist,
it was at the hospital.
I had sprained my lower back that day
cause of a bad swing in a round of golf,
and she had a broken nose
because her friend punched her.
-I've got bad luck, that's all!
-I made a few jokes.
Uh, she laughed,
and we fell for each other pretty hard.
-Oh, so it's just a mere coincidence?
-What was?
You were linked
to two of these three cases.
Oh, no, remember? I wasn't
at the bank for the first robbery.
You an accomplice?
No, I promise. You gotta believe me.
I'm innocent, it was just
wrong place, wrong time.
With a husband who's a ward of
a state, repaying a debt of 73,900 euros.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, okay?
She told me all about her baggage already.
How'd you manage to live on 30 euros per
week with a punk son who's wreaking havoc?
Excuse me.
I've just been robbed of 2,500,000 euros.
You have better things to do
than dissect my personal business.
I understand, Mr. Castel.
That is your right.
But let me explain this clearly.
Either you're living in a fantasy,
or you're being conned.
-You okay?
-Yeah, you?
I'm fine.
Rosalie.
Look, my head is spinning here,
and I'm sorry to do this.
But I need you to tell me something.
That you had nothing to do with this.
Of course.
Swear to me.
I swear I've got nothing to do with this.
I swear to you on my life.
Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.
TO Z: WATCH ROSALIE PEREZ,
SOMETHING'S OFF
Ladies, I found
the most amazing hiding spot.
We've got 2,500 balls.
We shove a 1,000 euros in each
and we just move the rest
like the good moms we are.
You never thought
it'd be tiring to be loaded.
I can feel my tendinitis kicking in.
-Oh, fucking A.
-What is it now?
Goddamn Oualid. Always bothering me
when I'm not in the mood.
Fuck his mother, that guy.
Look, it's begging for it.
This is awesome! Great idea.
-Come on, really?
-Hey. Hey!
-Drown that Oualid.
-Drown him!
Suck a dick, Oualid!
Wait, why is he home so early?
Am I at the fucking circus?
Don't move, don't move.
Michel?
Um, let me introduce
my friends from bowling.
-Hello.
-Hello.
-You seen the news?
-No.
Another robbery,
two million from Castel Bank.
They're making us look like idiots
during an election,
and you're splashing in a pool of balls?
There's just something off with you.
Okay, get out. It's my house, dammit.
Ladies.
Shit, guys. The cops are all up my ass.
They grilled me for hours.
Even your brother wouldn't let up.
Let's just split, schools are
on break soon, no one'll suspect anything.
Okay and go where?
Splitting up with 500 grand
each is a terrible idea.
We'd all be caught in no time.
Let's all leave together,
with our kids, it's safer.
So we drive all the way to Portugal, and
then we board a ship heading to Panama.
Customs are lax with cash.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, Panama's
the best place for shady cash.
I'm gonna have to pick up my son
from boarding school first.
And I'm not leaving my mom behind.
Okay, it's fine.
Just Djamila, but that's it.
-And how much time?
-Six days.
-It's pretty airtight.
-So we okay?
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Here we come, Panama!
It's go time, gotta be prepared.
I look fucking good.
-Come here!
-No!
No! Ow! You're hurting me!
So, where is it?
Uh, yeah, about that,
I've got cash coming in.
You're hurting me, let me go!
You think your paycheck is gonna cover it?
Stick her on the highway
so she can suck a few dicks.
No, no, no, no, no! I swear, I'll pay you!
I'll pay you! Look in my pockets!
What's this? You want me to juggle?
No, look inside. I've put a thousand
inside, I've got three more.
Where did you get this?
Did Rosalie give it to you?
-How would I get it from Rosa?
-Who's that bitch working for?
Oh, now you stay quiet?
Go grab Rosalie's little girl from school.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'll tell you the truth!
I swear! I'll tell you the truth, let go!
Let go, I'll tell you the truth!
I'll tell you everything, I promise.
Now!
I found it at Marionnaud's, okay?
At Marionnaud's?
He's the one leading the robberies,
all of them.
It's absolutely nuts!
He's forming a group of paramilitary
Neo-Nazis doing missions in Africa!
Hey! The camouflage suits are for real,
you know! They're bad guys!
I swear to you, these men, they're all…
They're tall, and… They're beefy. With…
With their heads all shaved
and Nazi symbols everywhere!
Okay, maybe not that bad.
Where'd you hear this?
I massage his wife every Thursday.
I overheard them talking about the heists.
Go see for yourself, he's got
a whole pile of balls like this one.
Get lost.
Simon.
Shit, Rosa, what are you doing here?
I must look pathetic.
I'm leaving, that's why I came.
I'm going on vacation with the kids.
You leaving with him?
No.
I just need time to think.
You two can't have anything in common.
How is he better than me, really?
Besides being rich.
I spent 20 years with you.
If I was that into money,
I think you'd know.
Goddammit.
Check the bills inside
and tell me if they're Castel's.
-Where'd you get that?
-I got intel it's from Marionnaud.
Okay.
My love!
I missed you.
-You good?
-Look, we need to talk.
Yes, I have to talk to you too. Come on.
-Hang on, wait.
-No, no. Come.
Trust me, you'll see.
Come on.
I've got a surprise.
Alright! Come on out. You'll see.
Proceed.
Who's this gorgeous girl
sitting next to me?
Should I talk to her?
Impossible.
She's too beautiful.
I can do it.
Boxing?
-The hospital. Get it?
-I got that.
Nice to meet you.
Victor Castel.
Likewise, Rosalie Perez.
I'll be honest, my husband is in prison,
and I have two kids.
I appreciate your honesty.
It's so rare these days.
-Profiteroles?
-Oh, no. I don't like chocolate.
Trust me, just try.
They're from Brasserie de la Fontaine.
-You catch that?
-Mm-hm.
Mm.
Crunchy.
-What is this?
-It's the key to my heart.
Just kidding, it's the key to my house.
And also to my heart.
-Alright, thank you. Incredible.
-Thank you.
Bravo. Bravo. Thank you.
Miss? Sir? Could you come with me, please?
I'll see you out.
Okay.
Just a small overview of… our history.
Well, yeah, I… saw.
Did you like it?
Yes, I…
-What did you think of it?
-I… I'm not sure, I…
I gotta say,
I'm not sure if I found it, um…
cringe or extremely moving.
-It was that bad, huh?
-You upset?
No, no, no. No, no. No, no.
But…
I loved it, I'm so touched.
Nobody's ever done that.
It's so unique, um…
Well, cringe, you know,
I mean, that's a little, yikes.
I mean, I'm just trying
to do something nice for you.
Maybe somewhat unorthodox…
exploring our history, so…
Uh, but, yeah, it's a lot, I get it.
It's too much.
So what did you want to tell me earlier?
That's what you wanted to say?
Come in!
List of M3 Touring's came in.
Go bring in
the vehicle owners for questioning.
Anyone acts suspicious, pay them a visit.
Well, out of the 12,
one is Marionnaud's. So what then?
-Call the man.
-Okay.
Yes, yes, of course.
Yeah, I…
You seriously think
I don't have better things to do, Beloua?
What the hell is this bullshit?
Goddamn, I swear.
Someone needs a good slap
across the face. Believe me.
What's the matter?
That stupid cop wants me
to bring my M3 to the precinct.
-What?
-Yeah?
Because?
Because, apparently,
the robbers have the same car,
and I'm legally bound to go along with it.
As if I had anything to do with this.
But, wait a minute, uh…
Does this man
get you're the president of the region?
You're not actually gonna go?
Well, yeah. I gotta set a good example.
What's gotten into you?
You're just gonna bend over
for that moron? Come on.
Come over here. Come on.
What is it? I mean, what are you thinking?
You're busy, you've no time for this.
I'm gonna handle it.
You're overwhelmed. Hm?
I know. I…
I'm working my ass off and nobody notices.
Just no one even cares.
-I care about you. I do, Michel.
-Mm.
That's nice of you.
Pinch my nipples.
Oh, that feels amazing.
It feels amazing to be understood.
Don't worry,
I'm not gonna let them off easy.
Are you okay?
-My car.
-Are you alright, ma'am? Okay.
What happened?
Okay, well, bye then, I guess.
Gonna miss you, my beauty.
Stand over there, trust me.
Yeah. We're good.
Well, now we're too far.
Hey! Don't forget I got a medal
for javelin throwing.
When we were 13.
-Shit!
-Oh, shit!
Fuck!
Okay!
Here, I'll use this.
Uh… Come on!
Whoo!
In less than a minute,
I was thrown to the ground, right
in the middle of the street in traffic.
I was taken completely off guard.
Don't worry, Mrs. Marionnaud,
we'll find the carjackers, I swear.
-Thank you.
-Yeah. I'd love to see that.
This coming from those
who can't even catch the robbers.
I'm really sorry.
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-No, it's not your fault, it's alright.
Dammit, the insurance penalty!
If you'd stop bothering innocent folks
like us, we wouldn't be here!
-Sorry, Mr. Mayor.
-Mr. Marionnaud.
May I remind you that your car was
called in due to a criminal investigation.
Yeah, and what exactly are you getting at?
Nothing, Mr. Mayor.
Officer Beloua just meant to say
we're trying our best.
Yeah, okay, sure.
It's a funny coincidence.
A carjacking when we ask to see your car.
Seriously? Are you completely insane?
It's the most stolen vehicle in France!
This damn place is going down the tubes!
That's obvious.
Alright, we're outta here.
Next time you waste our time like this,
I'll make you both meter maids
before you can blink, okay?
You hear me?
Alright, let's go, we're done here.
Fucking bunch of idiots!
You happy now?
THIS BILL WAS REGISTERED
USER: CASTEL BANK
Tell him.
Yeah, so…
So, I looked into it,
and the cash is from Castel.
It changes everything.
-I gotta stop.
-What did you just say?
I've got to stop.
Stop what exactly?
You think this is à la carte, or what?
Marionnaud is on another level.
The man's untouchable.
So this son of a bitch comes
to my neighborhood, threatens me,
destroys my business
when it's actually him who's been
orchestrating the whole thing,
and you think we're gonna do nothing?
Listen. I'll turn a blind eye,
but I can't do any more.
A blind eye, sure.
You do that, we're gonna fuck up
those Neo-Nazis to shit.
Can't say I never warned you.
Warned me, huh?
We're gonna fuck up everyone
in the damn world, right?
-Yeah!
-We're gonna fuck up everyone, okay!
You better fucking believe it!
Okay?
Who are you?
-Fuck you, dude!
-We'll destroy it all, dawg!
Well, have fun, you guys.
Yeah.
Look, it's none of my business,
but you shouldn't be with a guy like him.
You know,
he was gentle when I first met him.
There was a time when I was happy.
I need to tell you.
He's on our watch list.
He could be the one behind it.
What happened to you.
What?
Hang on, are you actually suggesting
that my husband had his own car stolen?
That's a real stretch, Malik.
Mm.
I know it must be hard to hear.
You sure you don't just want it to be true
to get him out of the way?
The idea does please me, to be honest.
You free next week?
Ah, no. It's school vacation.
Taking my son to the beach
for a little trip.
Okay.
Well, when you're back…
we're going to Tunisia,
so come up with an excuse.
Okay?
Okay.
I will, I swear.
Yes?
Yes, I'm coming!
Yes, just a sec!
What are you doing here?
Okay, Oualid, get out of my house.
You've redecorated.
PlayStation?
Going on vacation?
What's with you?
I'm here to tell you
that I got a huge windfall.
And I wanted to share it
with the mother of my children.
Get out!
Hey, baby, didn't you fucking hear?
I'm loaded now.
-It makes me wanna dance.
-What is with you? Let me go!
Come on!
I know you're the one who robbed the bank.
What? You're crazy! Goddamn!
Get off! Get off of me!
Oh, I'm crazy?
Right Achilles tendon.
Skip physical therapy
and you'll end up with a limp like that.
You see?
20 years of dealing with your bullshit,
I finally have leverage.
You're insane.
Yeah, guess so.
But now it's up to you to decide.
Either I'm calling your brother
and telling him everything…
or you give me the cash.
What do you want?
300K by this evening.
And be a dear.
Dress up, for a change.
Fuck.
We can't let that bastard ruin everything.
We'll just pay the son of a bitch
out of my portion.
No, you won't! I'm sorry,
but that fucker isn't taking your money.
We'll all pay him, Soph.
What if he still doesn't stop?
He's twisted, he'll always want more.
Three whole kids with him, what the fuck!
Knock it off, Sofia, that isn't helping.
He's in over his head.
We robbed three banks.
Some small dick loser won't disrespect us.
She's right.
No one is gonna disrespect us again.
Well, then. Didn't skimp out, huh?
It's a damn palace.
Ah!
Man, I can't wait
to enjoy my new life living off your cash.
Look, no hard feelings?
Up to you. It makes no difference.
What is this?
That's all you're getting from me,
you sad, little fucker.
Think I'm fucking around?
Where's the money?
Where is it? Where's the money?!
On your knees, asshole!
Don't you dare fuck with us!
Please. I'm sorry.
Get the fuck away from Sofia unless
you want a bullet right between the eyes.
You got it?
No way, this dude
is actually pissing his pants.
I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry.
-No hard feelings?
She asked you a question!
Look at her when she's talking!
You motherfucker!
Rosalie?
What? I…
Shut up!
Alex.
Kim.
Don't move!
Eh, chill out.
You? I don't know your name.
But I still need 300,000, ladies.
Let's go, bitches. Hand the money over.
Oh, okay, sure, sure, Oualid.
We'll forget everything,
and we won't tell anyone
you pissed your pants like a fucking baby.
Oh!
Fuck off. Tell them I tried to give myself
a blowjob this morning, for all I care.
I don't give a fuck.
To think I went to all that trouble of
reporting you to DFS to get back at you.
It was you who reported me to DFS?
You kicked me out of my house. Get it?
I wasn't gonna just take that
like a bitch.
Damn, you're so pretty when you're angry!
Oh, shit!