Haibara's Teenage New Game+ (2026) s01e05 Episode Script
I'll Give You an Umbrella When You're In the Rain
But if they learn what I'm really like
Listen, I like you.
I like this tryhard version of you,
but I like the real you, too.
Don't get the wrong idea, though.
I just like you as a childhood
friend I'm stuck with, okay?
After all the advice I gave you,
you'd better help me just as much.
We're partners in crime, right?
It's not like I have a choice.
Here, Haibara-kun.
Sure thing.
It's started to slow down.
Well, it's pretty late.
This is a famous jazz piano song.
You know a lot about jazz?
Not really.
I specialize in classical music.
I've been taking lessons forever.
Huh. How long have you been playing?
Since I was three, I think.
I've been playing piano
for as long as I can remember.
I'd like to hear you play.
Hey. Just dropping by.
Miori.
I thought we could hold
a strategy meeting.
Strategy meeting?
Here you are.
Thanks, Yuino-chan.
Could I get a coffee?
Sure.
I'll wait until you get off work.
We can walk home together.
What? Fine, I guess.
You two sure get along well.
Are you dating?
O-Obviously not.
You sure?
Only a girlfriend would wait
so you could walk home together.
I know you had practice,
but aren't you out kind of late?
I was chatting
with Uta after practice.
You probably shouldn't stay out so late.
You're technically a girl.
What's that supposed to mean?
I can't believe you'd say that
to such a pretty girl.
Wh-What're you talking about?
I guess I'm helping you get used to girls.
But don't fall in love with me.
I've already got Reita-kun.
Why are you talking
about him like he's yours?
Because I'm going to make him mine.
So I thought we could
get down to brass tacks.
I was waiting until your
group's drama settled down.
I feel like now's the right time.
Things were awkward at first, and now they
know I reinvented myself in high school.
But, ultimately, I feel like
it brought the group closer.
I'd like to get closer to Hoshimiya, too.
Do you have a plan?
You bet.
I call it the Double Date Strategy.
It involves me, you, Reita-kun,
and Hikari-chan.
What? No way.
It's too obvious. And embarrassing.
Have you never been in a relationship?!
If it brings me and Reita-kun
and you and Hikari-chan together,
we'll be killing two birds
with one stone. Come on!
I guess you did help me
a lot the other day
You don't normally visit the library.
What book did you want to borrow?
I really liked that Hero Detective
book you lent me,
so I was hoping
I could find something similar.
Oh, nice.
Okay, good. I feel the
conversation's going well.
Now for the real test. D-Don't stutter.
By the way, I heard there's
a Hero Detective movie.
Yeah, it opens next weekend.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Me, too. I was thinking
Do you want to go see it together?
Yeah, of course.
I feel like she hesitated.
Should we invite anyone else?
I don't want to go with just Natsuki-kun.
He's kind of creepy.
Actually, Miori already said
she wants to go.
Then maybe I'd be getting in the way.
What? Why?
Because
Oh, no. We're thinking about
inviting Reita, too.
I see.
Is it like that?
Is what like what?
Did Hoshimiya figure out
how I feel about her?
Does Miori-chan like Reita-kun?
Oh, she meant them?
I thought she might
during our study sessions.
Okay. I'll help, too.
I was planning to see the movie anyway.
I'm looking forward to it.
Hero Detective, huh?
I was curious about that movie.
Maybe I'll go.
Really? I've actually already invited
Hoshimiya and Motomiya Miori.
Sure. Well, I've got a club meeting.
This Saturday, right?
Yeah.
Looks like the plan's a go.
Oh, I forgot something.
Did she hear me talking to Reita?
Hey, Natsu.
You're going to see a movie?
Yeah.
I'd like to go, too.
The movie's called Hero Detective.
Interested?
Sorry. Honestly, I'm not that
interested in that movie, but
Uta probably has a crush on me.
But I
If you're not interested,
maybe you shouldn't come this time.
Yeah, you're right.
Let's hang out some other time.
Of course. I'd love
to hang out with you, Uta.
I'd better go. I've got practice soon.
See you tomorrow.
I want Uta to be smiling,
but I don't know what to do.
No one's ever had a crush on me before.
I don't know what to do.
The safest bet is
to keep her in the wings.
That feels insincere.
- That's why you're such a virgin.
- Ow!
It's not like you're dating
Hikari-chan yet.
Besides, it's possible you'll
develop feelings for Uta.
Let me ask you something.
What's wrong with Uta?
She's cute and has a great personality.
She's almost—no,
she is too good for you.
Yeah, I know that better than anyone.
But I
You're pretty serious about this, huh?
Well, unless Uta straight up
asks you out, just act normal.
There's no need to push her away.
You're right. Thanks.
I feel a little better now.
Hey!
Thanks for waiting.
We still have time before the movie.
Should we wander around?
Sure.
What? Wait, this top is so cute!
You're right.
That would look so good
on you, Miori-chan. Try it on.
Ahem.
It'd seem unnatural for me
to only talk to Reita-kun.
This is part of the plan.
Is it, though?
Why don't you try talking
to Hikari-chan more?
I can tell you're childhood friends.
You're so close.
I mean, I wouldn't say that
Y-Yeah. I just can't get rid of this guy.
Hey, Natsuki-kun.
Come with me.
- I thought we could give Miori-chan
and Reita-kun some space.
- Maybe I'll get that top after all.
- I do think it looks good on you.
- What? You do?
I'm not a hero!
The hero's final conversation
with the culprit was so good.
Your mouth is moving,
but your hands aren't.
You can talk once you've eaten.
Eat before your food gets cold.
You're already finished, Miori-chan?
Being on a sports team
makes you eat faster.
I know, right?
People are always rushing you.
Exactly.
Things seem to be going well.
Those two eat way too fast.
Yeah. We can talk after.
Let's hurry up and eat.
Miori?
Wakamura-senpai.
So you skipped optional practice
to hang out with boys, huh?
I attend our regular practices.
If you say so.
Sorry for making things weird.
Did something happen?
Yeah, with the team.
It's no big deal, though.
See you at school.
Y-Yeah.
Later.
Why's she in a rush?
Is her curfew soon?
I had fun today.
Let me know if you want to hang again.
Sure.
Natsuki.
Got a sec?
I hope this doesn't blow up.
I've never seen Miori
depend on anyone before,
but you seem like the one exception.
You've been watching her closely.
Like I said, I've always been observant.
Actually, that's not all
I've noticed about Miori.
Huh?
Anyway, if there's anyone Miori can
let her guard down around, it's you.
Take care of her.
I don't know what to say.
Sorry.
My Double Date Strategy
didn't go very well.
We had fun hanging out together.
That seems like a win to me.
There's no point in trying to rush things.
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, Miori. I—
I'm okay.
I'm okay. You don't have
to worry about me.
Miori's really fast.
I know I can't fix anything because
I'm not her, but I wish I could help.
She's really good,
but something seems off.
Motomiya!
This won't be easy to solve.
Natsuki?
Oh! Busted.
What are you doing?
I was just wondering how you're doing.
I already told you!
Don't worry about me!
Miori.
It's none of your business.
Natsu.
Miorin was picked to start
even though she's a first-year.
But she got into an argument
with Wakamura-senpai
for skipping optional practice.
Since then, things have been
awkward on the team.
Miori's been isolated.
Do you think she's jealous?
Jealous?
If Miorin weren't on the team,
Wakamura-senpai would be starting instead.
Why doesn't she attend
optional practice, anyway?
She said it's a waste of time
if we're not practicing hard.
That sounds like Miori, but it's not
how a first-year should behave.
She used to attend, but I think
the team atmosphere's getting to her.
I want to help since I'm closest to her,
but the upperclassmen are stubborn.
There's nothing I can do.
I'm just so tired of it all.
I don't like when people badmouth others.
Uta.
Sorry for dumping that on you.
I should head back.
I'll do my best to help Miorin
and the upperclassmen make up.
Don't strain yourself, Uta.
Don't worry.
Improving the mood is my specialty.
Later.
It's so dumb.
Tatsuya, were you listening?
I didn't have to.
I can guess what's going on.
I see what they get up to every day.
I see.
It's so stupid how they're making Uta sad.
Wakamura, was it?
Do I need to knock some sense into her?
Are you out of your mind?
I'm kidding.
It never sound like he's kidding.
I know nothing good would come
from me getting involved.
Tatsuya.
There is one thing I can say, though.
Motomiya's good, no doubt about it.
But I can't blame the upperclassmen
for thinking she doesn't trust them.
I can't blame the upperclassmen
for thinking she doesn't trust them.
Oh, that's it.
I knew something seemed off.
The Motomiya Miori I know
is a team player.
She brings out the best in the people.
She doesn't relies
only on her own abilities.
Then there must be a reason
Miori stopped passing.
She probably wouldn't tell me if I asked.
Uta?
You weren't asleep, were you?
It's too early to go to bed.
Hey, can we do a video call?
What? Uh, sure.
She wants to do
a video call now?! Seriously?!
Natsu, what's going on?
Hurry up.
Okay, okay.
Are you nervous?
Not at all.
Well, I am.
This is my first video call with a boy.
It's my first video call with a girl, too.
You reinvented yourself
for high school, right?
Are you actually not used
to talking to girls?
Shut up. What's wrong with that?
You're so cute.
So, why'd you want to do a video call?
Do I have to say?
Of course.
Well, uh I wanted to see your face.
You just saw my face earlier.
Yeah, you're right.
I was kidding. Don't worry about it.
I-It's hot, isn't it?
I'll just pretend I didn't see that!
I was actually hoping you'd cheer me up.
Seeing your face cheers me up.
If it'll cheer you up, you can
see my face all you want.
It's not like it costs me anything.
Thanks. I think I can make it
to school tomorrow because of you.
Wakamura-senpai got mad at me.
I asked her why she's so hostile to
Miorin and suggested they talk it out,
and she called me an uppity first-year.
I actually called Miorin first, but she
said I don't have to take her side.
It made me sad. Miorin won't depend
on me, even though I'm her friend.
I don't want them to be so sad anymore.
Hey, Uta. Could you tell me about Miori?
What? Do you have a plan? I'll help.
I wouldn't call it a plan, exactly.
That's fine. I just don't like
not being able to do anything.
Okay.
What do you want?
Translation Sho Stifler Subtitle Timing Krzysztof Kunc Editing & Typesetting
Gabriella Alabanza Quality Check Geoff Mazzolini Translation Check Rei Miyasaka
Listen, I like you.
I like this tryhard version of you,
but I like the real you, too.
Don't get the wrong idea, though.
I just like you as a childhood
friend I'm stuck with, okay?
After all the advice I gave you,
you'd better help me just as much.
We're partners in crime, right?
It's not like I have a choice.
Here, Haibara-kun.
Sure thing.
It's started to slow down.
Well, it's pretty late.
This is a famous jazz piano song.
You know a lot about jazz?
Not really.
I specialize in classical music.
I've been taking lessons forever.
Huh. How long have you been playing?
Since I was three, I think.
I've been playing piano
for as long as I can remember.
I'd like to hear you play.
Hey. Just dropping by.
Miori.
I thought we could hold
a strategy meeting.
Strategy meeting?
Here you are.
Thanks, Yuino-chan.
Could I get a coffee?
Sure.
I'll wait until you get off work.
We can walk home together.
What? Fine, I guess.
You two sure get along well.
Are you dating?
O-Obviously not.
You sure?
Only a girlfriend would wait
so you could walk home together.
I know you had practice,
but aren't you out kind of late?
I was chatting
with Uta after practice.
You probably shouldn't stay out so late.
You're technically a girl.
What's that supposed to mean?
I can't believe you'd say that
to such a pretty girl.
Wh-What're you talking about?
I guess I'm helping you get used to girls.
But don't fall in love with me.
I've already got Reita-kun.
Why are you talking
about him like he's yours?
Because I'm going to make him mine.
So I thought we could
get down to brass tacks.
I was waiting until your
group's drama settled down.
I feel like now's the right time.
Things were awkward at first, and now they
know I reinvented myself in high school.
But, ultimately, I feel like
it brought the group closer.
I'd like to get closer to Hoshimiya, too.
Do you have a plan?
You bet.
I call it the Double Date Strategy.
It involves me, you, Reita-kun,
and Hikari-chan.
What? No way.
It's too obvious. And embarrassing.
Have you never been in a relationship?!
If it brings me and Reita-kun
and you and Hikari-chan together,
we'll be killing two birds
with one stone. Come on!
I guess you did help me
a lot the other day
You don't normally visit the library.
What book did you want to borrow?
I really liked that Hero Detective
book you lent me,
so I was hoping
I could find something similar.
Oh, nice.
Okay, good. I feel the
conversation's going well.
Now for the real test. D-Don't stutter.
By the way, I heard there's
a Hero Detective movie.
Yeah, it opens next weekend.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Me, too. I was thinking
Do you want to go see it together?
Yeah, of course.
I feel like she hesitated.
Should we invite anyone else?
I don't want to go with just Natsuki-kun.
He's kind of creepy.
Actually, Miori already said
she wants to go.
Then maybe I'd be getting in the way.
What? Why?
Because
Oh, no. We're thinking about
inviting Reita, too.
I see.
Is it like that?
Is what like what?
Did Hoshimiya figure out
how I feel about her?
Does Miori-chan like Reita-kun?
Oh, she meant them?
I thought she might
during our study sessions.
Okay. I'll help, too.
I was planning to see the movie anyway.
I'm looking forward to it.
Hero Detective, huh?
I was curious about that movie.
Maybe I'll go.
Really? I've actually already invited
Hoshimiya and Motomiya Miori.
Sure. Well, I've got a club meeting.
This Saturday, right?
Yeah.
Looks like the plan's a go.
Oh, I forgot something.
Did she hear me talking to Reita?
Hey, Natsu.
You're going to see a movie?
Yeah.
I'd like to go, too.
The movie's called Hero Detective.
Interested?
Sorry. Honestly, I'm not that
interested in that movie, but
Uta probably has a crush on me.
But I
If you're not interested,
maybe you shouldn't come this time.
Yeah, you're right.
Let's hang out some other time.
Of course. I'd love
to hang out with you, Uta.
I'd better go. I've got practice soon.
See you tomorrow.
I want Uta to be smiling,
but I don't know what to do.
No one's ever had a crush on me before.
I don't know what to do.
The safest bet is
to keep her in the wings.
That feels insincere.
- That's why you're such a virgin.
- Ow!
It's not like you're dating
Hikari-chan yet.
Besides, it's possible you'll
develop feelings for Uta.
Let me ask you something.
What's wrong with Uta?
She's cute and has a great personality.
She's almost—no,
she is too good for you.
Yeah, I know that better than anyone.
But I
You're pretty serious about this, huh?
Well, unless Uta straight up
asks you out, just act normal.
There's no need to push her away.
You're right. Thanks.
I feel a little better now.
Hey!
Thanks for waiting.
We still have time before the movie.
Should we wander around?
Sure.
What? Wait, this top is so cute!
You're right.
That would look so good
on you, Miori-chan. Try it on.
Ahem.
It'd seem unnatural for me
to only talk to Reita-kun.
This is part of the plan.
Is it, though?
Why don't you try talking
to Hikari-chan more?
I can tell you're childhood friends.
You're so close.
I mean, I wouldn't say that
Y-Yeah. I just can't get rid of this guy.
Hey, Natsuki-kun.
Come with me.
- I thought we could give Miori-chan
and Reita-kun some space.
- Maybe I'll get that top after all.
- I do think it looks good on you.
- What? You do?
I'm not a hero!
The hero's final conversation
with the culprit was so good.
Your mouth is moving,
but your hands aren't.
You can talk once you've eaten.
Eat before your food gets cold.
You're already finished, Miori-chan?
Being on a sports team
makes you eat faster.
I know, right?
People are always rushing you.
Exactly.
Things seem to be going well.
Those two eat way too fast.
Yeah. We can talk after.
Let's hurry up and eat.
Miori?
Wakamura-senpai.
So you skipped optional practice
to hang out with boys, huh?
I attend our regular practices.
If you say so.
Sorry for making things weird.
Did something happen?
Yeah, with the team.
It's no big deal, though.
See you at school.
Y-Yeah.
Later.
Why's she in a rush?
Is her curfew soon?
I had fun today.
Let me know if you want to hang again.
Sure.
Natsuki.
Got a sec?
I hope this doesn't blow up.
I've never seen Miori
depend on anyone before,
but you seem like the one exception.
You've been watching her closely.
Like I said, I've always been observant.
Actually, that's not all
I've noticed about Miori.
Huh?
Anyway, if there's anyone Miori can
let her guard down around, it's you.
Take care of her.
I don't know what to say.
Sorry.
My Double Date Strategy
didn't go very well.
We had fun hanging out together.
That seems like a win to me.
There's no point in trying to rush things.
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, Miori. I—
I'm okay.
I'm okay. You don't have
to worry about me.
Miori's really fast.
I know I can't fix anything because
I'm not her, but I wish I could help.
She's really good,
but something seems off.
Motomiya!
This won't be easy to solve.
Natsuki?
Oh! Busted.
What are you doing?
I was just wondering how you're doing.
I already told you!
Don't worry about me!
Miori.
It's none of your business.
Natsu.
Miorin was picked to start
even though she's a first-year.
But she got into an argument
with Wakamura-senpai
for skipping optional practice.
Since then, things have been
awkward on the team.
Miori's been isolated.
Do you think she's jealous?
Jealous?
If Miorin weren't on the team,
Wakamura-senpai would be starting instead.
Why doesn't she attend
optional practice, anyway?
She said it's a waste of time
if we're not practicing hard.
That sounds like Miori, but it's not
how a first-year should behave.
She used to attend, but I think
the team atmosphere's getting to her.
I want to help since I'm closest to her,
but the upperclassmen are stubborn.
There's nothing I can do.
I'm just so tired of it all.
I don't like when people badmouth others.
Uta.
Sorry for dumping that on you.
I should head back.
I'll do my best to help Miorin
and the upperclassmen make up.
Don't strain yourself, Uta.
Don't worry.
Improving the mood is my specialty.
Later.
It's so dumb.
Tatsuya, were you listening?
I didn't have to.
I can guess what's going on.
I see what they get up to every day.
I see.
It's so stupid how they're making Uta sad.
Wakamura, was it?
Do I need to knock some sense into her?
Are you out of your mind?
I'm kidding.
It never sound like he's kidding.
I know nothing good would come
from me getting involved.
Tatsuya.
There is one thing I can say, though.
Motomiya's good, no doubt about it.
But I can't blame the upperclassmen
for thinking she doesn't trust them.
I can't blame the upperclassmen
for thinking she doesn't trust them.
Oh, that's it.
I knew something seemed off.
The Motomiya Miori I know
is a team player.
She brings out the best in the people.
She doesn't relies
only on her own abilities.
Then there must be a reason
Miori stopped passing.
She probably wouldn't tell me if I asked.
Uta?
You weren't asleep, were you?
It's too early to go to bed.
Hey, can we do a video call?
What? Uh, sure.
She wants to do
a video call now?! Seriously?!
Natsu, what's going on?
Hurry up.
Okay, okay.
Are you nervous?
Not at all.
Well, I am.
This is my first video call with a boy.
It's my first video call with a girl, too.
You reinvented yourself
for high school, right?
Are you actually not used
to talking to girls?
Shut up. What's wrong with that?
You're so cute.
So, why'd you want to do a video call?
Do I have to say?
Of course.
Well, uh I wanted to see your face.
You just saw my face earlier.
Yeah, you're right.
I was kidding. Don't worry about it.
I-It's hot, isn't it?
I'll just pretend I didn't see that!
I was actually hoping you'd cheer me up.
Seeing your face cheers me up.
If it'll cheer you up, you can
see my face all you want.
It's not like it costs me anything.
Thanks. I think I can make it
to school tomorrow because of you.
Wakamura-senpai got mad at me.
I asked her why she's so hostile to
Miorin and suggested they talk it out,
and she called me an uppity first-year.
I actually called Miorin first, but she
said I don't have to take her side.
It made me sad. Miorin won't depend
on me, even though I'm her friend.
I don't want them to be so sad anymore.
Hey, Uta. Could you tell me about Miori?
What? Do you have a plan? I'll help.
I wouldn't call it a plan, exactly.
That's fine. I just don't like
not being able to do anything.
Okay.
What do you want?
Translation Sho Stifler Subtitle Timing Krzysztof Kunc Editing & Typesetting
Gabriella Alabanza Quality Check Geoff Mazzolini Translation Check Rei Miyasaka