House of Stassi (2026) s01e05 Episode Script

1
- Yes, I wanted
everybody to have--
I don't know--a nice break
before Thanksgiving.
Me and my husband need
to be away from our kids
for a little while.
- Katie and Kristina have not
aired their grievances yet.
- Kristina and I, as far as I'm
concerned, always got along.
And it feels like
it's not really my problem.
- And I still have to put on,
like, the perfect
mini babymoon
for Taylor and Teddy.
This is all about you, [bleep].
- [laughs]
- I just make bad decisions
in people I date.
STASSI: No, I think you just,
like, date young people.
Like, give me a break.
- What are you
trying to say to me?
- Beau, this is not fair.
- Why am I being brought
into something right now?
- Oh, yes, my dearly
beloved husband
threw me
directly under the bus.
- I didn't want to [bleep]
sit there and talk to him
about that because now
you decided to explode
and make yourself look dumb.
- So much for a relaxing vacay.
[dramatic vocalization]
♪
[tense music]
- You brought--
- You're [bleep] yourself
in every [bleep] right now.
♪
[bell dings]
♪
- I feel like we're on
the Titanic right now.
BEAU:
I'm sorry.
That was reactive,
yelling, yelling, yelling.
ROB:
I appreciate the caring.
I just wish you would
just talk to me about it.
- OK.
TAYLOR:
Stass?
STASSI: I want to go home.
[crying]
TAYLOR: I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know.
I don't know what happened.
STASSI: I tried.
TAYLOR: Oh, honey, honey.
STASSI: I want to go home.
TAYLOR: I know.
- I'm just
really upset right now
because I feel like
I was just doing
the job we're all here for,
and now I'm being called dumb
by my husband.
When you go on a reality show,
like, you know.
Like, there is no sweeping
your feelings under the rug.
What you feel and think
is to be said aloud.
That's the rule of the game.
- I didn't want
to talk to you about it
because when you were having
that conversation with me,
it just felt like the same
repetitive thing that I've had.
And then I was telling Stass--
- Don't talk
to Stassi about it.
Don't [bleep]--
don't be upset about it.
Come to me. Sit me down.
BEAU: I know.
ROB: I'm not gonna be
offended by it, dude.
Just tell me.
I don't come from this world
where people that are friends
get together and yell
at each other like this
and call each other out
in front of other people,
whether you're holding
somebody accountable or not.
It's not group therapy.
It's group yelling.
It's not healthy.
Anybody else want to talk?
Goddamn.
- [chuckles]
- Boys are such shit
at communicating.
Like, girls, all we do
is communicate.
- Hmm. Are they, Kristina?
Are they?
Because you clearly have things
you want to communicate
that you're not communicating.
So I don't think
you should be the one
to speak on communication.
But you know what?
I'm not gonna bring it up
until she does.
- Beau, do you want
to check on Stass?
- No, I don't want
to go check up on Stass.
- [crying] It's not fair.
Who the [bleep] are you?
Because you finally said
what you wanted to say to Rob
and then got to [bleep]
pin it off on me.
This isn't my person.
Like, you're acting
like somebody different.
- But he wasn't ready to have
that conversation, and he--
- He wasn't, yeah.
GEORGI: He wasn't, and she
forced him into that,
and that's not fair.
- This sucks.
TAYLOR: I know.
- This sucks.
I was looking for honesty
with Rob and Beau
and for them to get
to a real place.
And instead, I got
turned into the bad guy.
- You literally
brought something up
and told me that this
is my place to say
when I didn't want to say it.
- Because--
- You started this.
- That's so [bleep].
TAYLOR: No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
That's how he felt.
BEAU: This is--
- Wait, Stass.
You have to hear that.
- OK, I'm just--
TAYLOR: Yeah, yeah, don't go.
Don't go.
Don't go. Don't go.
- I'm--I'm--
- I know. I know.
Beau, just stay.
BEAU: Stass--
- Am I saying
something incorrect?
- No.
BEAU: You're just--
you're doing--
you're not listening
to anything that I'm saying.
I didn't want
to talk about this.
You don't see my side,
exactly what happened
at all down there.
I would rather [bleep]
go back home and just,
like, be with the kids because
I don't feel comfortable here.
- I can't believe
this is the thing
that you are so upset over.
- Come on, Stass.
BEAU: Bye.
- I've tried.
BEAU: Bye.
TAYLOR: Honey, you have
to hear him.
- Bye.
You really don't
[bleep] listen, do you?
- You don't care
about him, Beau.
I try and make you
care about him.
- Who the [bleep] are you
supposed--
how dare you [bleep] tell me
how I feel?
- You don't care about him!
- Oh, that's real screaming.
TAYLOR: Hold on.
- Who's that?
- How dare you [bleep]
tell me how I feel?
- I am the [bleep] reason--
TAYLOR: Listen to me.
- Like, are you joking?
- I know, but--
BEAU: I don't want to go--
I don't want to be here.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
TAYLOR:
Beau, just go downstairs.
STASSI: I can't pretend
- Go downstairs and do what?
STASSI: Like what you're saying
is [bleep] normal.
- Go downstairs and do what?
- This is the second
dinner party I've shown up to
and been like, what's going on?
- What the [bleep]?
- You've literally been dying
to say that shit to him.
- Go in my room and just take
some time to yourself.
For real. Go in my room.
STASSI: I can't.
TAYLOR: I'm at the bottom
of the stairs.
- Don't [bleep] project things
that I have told you in private
that I want to [bleep]
sit there and say that
in front of a group
of other of our friends.
That's [bleep] rude.
- This is what
we [bleep] signed up for.
Like--
BEAU: Oh.
Oh, we're breaking
the fourth wall.
We're breaking the fourth wall?
OK, then I'm gonna
go down there,
and I'm gonna have
a great [bleep] time.
I'm gonna get wasted,
and I'm gonna
sleep on the goddamn couch.
That's what I want to do.
You want to break
the fourth wall?
Watch me have a great time.
STASSI: No [bleep] you're gonna
sleep on the [bleep] couch.
Are you joking?
Go away.
- I was already walking away
before you said go away.
STASSI:
This is awful.
Like, this is the last place
I want to be with Beau.
I coached my whole family
about what it takes
to be on reality TV
and being open
and confronting your feelings
and all of that.
And now it's like,
how did I get here?
And all I keep thinking is,
was this all worth it?
And what would Kris Jenner do?
- What do you need from him?
- I don't know.
At this point, I really--
- Because I think
that's where he's lost.
- I don't know.
- Like, and I--
- I don't--I feel like we're,
like, way far gone.
TAYLOR:
I get how Beau feels
because when it comes
to conflict,
he wants to talk it out.
He wants to say, like,
my feelings are hurt,
and, like, I need you
to, like, acknowledge that.
If she could just
take ownership,
I think he could be over it
actually pretty quickly.
And rather than her be like,
you know what?
I get that we're different,
she's like, no,
I'm right, and you're wrong.
- I'm pissed.
I'm angry.
And I'm just like,
why is this falling on me?
TAYLOR: Not to pull the card,
but it's Teddy's babymoon,
and I just want
the weekend to be good.
And it is fixable.
STASSI:
I don't know how to fix it.
- Tomorrow is the baby shower.
[groans]
And, like,
it's really important.
Because we're here
for work, we don't
get to have a baby shower
at home with our friends
and family back in New York.
So this is, like, it.
Can Stassi and Beau
just make up so that
we can have a [bleep] good day?
Please?
- You and Teddy
need to go and--
TAYLOR:
Teddy doesn't give a shit.
You know what she wants?
She wants you guys
to be good for tomorrow
so we can, like,
enjoy all the fun shit.
- Yeah.
I'm not above an apology.
Like, I'll apologize
to Beau if it means
saving the weekend
for everybody else,
but I also deserve an apology.
Beau.
I don't want to fight.
I don't want to fight.
I don't want to fight.
Like--
- I don't want to fight either.
- It's hard for me.
[chuckles]
I struggle with it.
I'm sorry that you--
I'm sorry that I--
it's like, I'm sorry
that I pushed you in that--
- Well, then, why--if you were
having that thought,
just right now taking
a deep breath of thinking,
then why did you
just apologize to me?
- Because I didn't
want to fight,
and I don't want to fight,
and--
- OK, so it's not
a real apology.
- I--
[dramatic music]
- It's not a real apology. OK.
STASSI: I think that--
♪
- Do I think Stassi's
apologizing for the cameras?
No.
If it was for the cameras,
then she actually
would have apologized.
And she didn't.
I just at least wanted to start
the [bleep] night off
in a fun way.
- OK, well, like, I just, like,
came down here--
I just came down here--
- To apologize, not apologize?
- OK, should I go
back upstairs?
- No.
- Should I go back upstairs?
- No, I'm just--
- Now I want to go
back upstairs.
OK.
What--this is why
I don't do this, OK?
This is why I don't
[bleep] do this.
This is insane.
- Like, I really want
Teddy and Taylor
to have a great babymoon.
I want this to be
special for them.
Beau and I need
to set this to the side.
The last thing that I wanted
is for this show to air
and people have to feel like
they're Team Stassi
or Team Beau.
I don't know
that he can handle that.
Like, I can handle it.
I never want us pitted
against each other.
- I just want to crash out
right now. [laughs]
- How was your eve?
I barely saw you.
- It was OK.
TEDDY: Is she OK?
TAYLOR: I don't know.
♪
[dramatic music]
♪
- [snoring]
♪
TAYLOR: I used your toothbrush
last night.
We're lovers.
That's what lovers do.
- Should we go sit
on the little balcony?
- Yeah, let's do it.
- After sleeping on it
without Beau,
I kind of realized that today
is not the day to have
a big, important conversation.
Today is about
Teddy and Taylor.
- This is nice.
I could live here.
- Should we live here?
[upbeat vocalization]
- [sighs] Last night
was tough because I knew
exactly why Beau was upset.
She's not used to apologizing.
Do you want to be right,
or do you want to be happy?
Hi.
Were you totally out?
Did we wake you up?
- Poor guy.
TAYLOR: I know.
- I don't feel really great,
you know,
about the fight last night.
And Stass and I don't
normally talk a lot
the day after a fight.
TAYLOR: Do you think
that they're OK?
- To be honest, I think he was
hoping to come here and relax.
BEAU: We just gotta, you know,
sweep it under the rug
and carry on.
Keep calm and carry on.
Such a dumb saying.
KATIE: Are you traumatized?
- [laughs]
After last night,
I see a lot of things
that have probably been swept
under a rug for many years
- Yeah.
NICK: Just kind of come
to the surface.
- Well, speaking of history,
Kristina has had this beef,
and I didn't know anything
until I had that talk
with Taylor at lesbian night.
NICK: Yeah.
- And she told me that Kristina
also feels some kind of way.
And then Stassi, more or less,
confirmed that.
- I heard what was said
about all of us
being on Stassi's payroll.
- I didn't say, all your
friends are on your payroll.
- Yeah, you did.
Kristina interpreted it too.
- OK, like, I didn't know
you didn't want me around.
Like, it's [bleep] hurtful.
- Why she hasn't
brought it up to you
or spoken to you about it is--
KATIE:
Because Taylor and Kristina
are very protective of Stassi,
but I have a right to be here
as much as anyone else.
- Yeah.
- It was very awkward to be
around Kristina last night.
I felt like I was
walking on eggshells.
And it would just be great
if she could just
say how she's feeling
to my face.
I don't think me being here
should threaten anyone.
Like, that should not
be the attitude,
but we'll see
if she talks to me today.
[light music]
TAYLOR:
Ooh!
- Today's gonna be great,
all right?
We have caviar
and chicken nuggets.
We also have a manservant
to wait on Taylor and Teddy.
Hey, there's a caviar
person coming.
- [bleep] yes!
- And later on,
we have a taco dinner.
And it's gonna be so fun,
no one will remember
the yelling from last night.
[bell dings]
ROB:
This looks awesome.
- All for me?
- All for you!
- Yeah!
- Shucks.
- The caviar is all
for baby birdie.
- Thank you for planning.
- Of course.
- Are pregnant people
allowed to have caviar?
[quirky music]
STASSI: I ate it.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
STASSI:
My kids are great.
- Yeah.
TAYLOR: They're amazing.
- I don't believe
in the no-sushi thing
when you're pregnant.
I think sushi is great
for growing babies.
- Is that true?
- Stassi's not a doctor, so
- I think even WebMD
would disagree with that.
- Hello!
- Hi, angel.
- Oh, hi.
ROB:
Hi.
- Look how beautiful
you guys are.
- I look like a grandma, but--
- How are you?
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Sorry, I just got stuck.
- I'm like, is everybody OK?
- No, I was just, like--
STASSI: No, we're not OK.
- What's going on?
KATIE:
I'm zoning out.
You know when you get, like,
stuck zoning out somewhere?
- Katie's acting weird.
Like, I walk in,
and I can feel it.
She's acting weird.
Like, I need to talk
to her tonight
and address
this payroll comment.
- Hello, hello, everyone.
TAYLOR: Hi.
Our husband has arrived.
STASSI: Hi.
- Hi there.
STASSI: I'm Stassi.
- I'm Ryder.
It's really nice to meet you.
- Ryder, so nice to meet you.
Do you see this lovely,
beautiful girl in yellow?
She actually has a giant
baby bump underneath there.
- Congratulations.
- And this is her wife, Taylor.
TAYLOR: Hi.
RYDER: Hi, Taylor.
Nice to meet you.
STASSI:
So Taylor and Teddy.
I just want them to have
the best day ever.
So whatever they want
- I'm dying.
STASSI: They get.
- That's perfect.
- Can you do massages?
- Massages, drinks,
a shoulder to cry on.
Whatever you need, I got you.
- A shoulder--I want him.
A shoulder to cry on.
[laughs]
[indistinct chatter]
- Thank you.
[classical music]
- Yeah, you need that.
TEDDY: Oh, my God.
- So we have some
Petrossian caviar here.
TAYLOR: Let's do a bump.
STASSI: We've never done a bump.
And I don't snort it.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
STASSI: Delish.
- Yum.
STASSI:
A bump on a bump.
PEOPLE:
Yeah!
- Don't get too turned on,
everyone.
- Being a parent
is really hard,
but it's so [bleep] awesome.
TAYLOR: I feel like I'm going
to feel like I'm babysitting.
- Did you feel attached
right away?
KRISTINA:
Yeah.
TAYLOR: You did?
- Immediately.
- My biggest fear is,
she's been carrying.
She's genetically connected.
I have no DNA in there.
She is gonna be having
a biological experience
while I am having more, like,
of an adoptive experience.
And also, speaking of,
I have to adopt our baby.
Teddy is carrying the baby.
They're bonded.
She's breastfeeding the baby.
That's even more bonding.
And I'm terrified that it's
just gonna be the two of them
and I'm just, like,
off to the side.
[sighs]
Yeah, I feel like
I'm just gonna feel
kind of, like, alone.
And I'm also really scared
that, like,
if I'm not bonding
with the baby,
it's gonna make Tay,
like, resent me.
- Did somebody order shots?
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
KATIE:
What?
STASSI: When I booked this,
I thought it was gonna be
more Downton Abbey
and less Magic Mike, you know?
[upbeat music]
TAYLOR: OK, Ryder. OK.
[laughter]
GEORGI: You don't want
to look him in the eye?
ALL:
Cheers.
KATIE:
Salute. Salute.
- [bleep] my life.
♪
KRISTINA: I kind of want
to have a conversation
with Katie.
- Oh, you need to.
- There's never a good time
to sit down
with one of your friends
and say,
hey, you've been a shit friend,
and I have not been happy
with you
for, like, the past two years.
Like, I'm reaching
my breaking point,
watching her come back in here,
rejoin this friend group
like nothing ever happened.
It did seem like
you have all these yes people
sitting around you like--
STASSI: Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
Where that's [bleep] up.
And sorry, I'm not one of them.
Like, so am I part
of that table too?
Like, you can see
my frustration.
- No, I 100% see
your frustration.
Yeah, I think
you should talk to her.
KRISTINA: Yeah, I know.
- Yeah.
I didn't care about
Katie's payroll comment,
but it's pretty obvious
that, like,
Kristina already has
deep-rooted issues with Katie
and their friendship.
But I really wish
that they would stop,
like, circling each other
and figure their shit out.
Honestly, I'm scared for her,
and I'm scared for you.
- Why?
- You guys are both
such great arguers.
You are.
Katie and Kristina--I don't
know who wins in an argument.
They both are so strong
in their thoughts,
in their feelings,
and in the way that they argue.
So it's a fair fight.
I don't know how much
she will hear you.
I don't know.
We'll see.
- Yeah.
[dramatic vocalization]
- Who are we missing?
Stassi and Kristina?
KRISTINA: Are you guys eating?
TAYLOR: Yeah, we couldn't wait.
- We're eating?
TAYLOR: We were starving.
- Tacos?
BOTH: Yes.
- Can I pull you for a chat?
- Yeah, babe.
I'm gonna bring
my water, though.
- [clears throat]
I have an announcement.
I want to let
you guys know so--
- That you are
hooking up with Rob.
- No, but--
ROB: Can you imagine?
- But it does have to--
ROB: Guys, and we just
run out of the house?
- It does have
to involve Rob, though.
Rob told me about a unit that
was available in his apartment,
and I applied,
and I actually got it.
ROB: Oh, you did?
- I got it.
ROB: Oh, nice.
- Yeah, I just heard today.
ROB:
Oh.
GEORGI: So I'm gonna
start moving out.
- So this is a you thing.
- No, she's coming with me.
- I'm going. Yeah, I am.
- Oh! OK!
[cheers and applause]
GEORGI: Yeah, sorry.
- All right.
Where are you going?
And with what money?
[scoffs]
- I'm really glad that me and
Georgia worked through our shit
'cause now she gets
to come and stay with me
and get a little taste of LA.
I think that we are not
communicating properly
or that maybe I didn't
communicate fully,
me being afraid of Stassi.
- Complaining about
all of the stress we had
in the angry way.
GEORGI:
I'm sorry for overreacting.
And you didn't deserve the way
that I spoke to you at all.
- Thank you for saying that.
- I love her,
and that's the bottom line.
Like, as long
as we can communicate,
I think we'll be fine.
- The fact that
they just, like,
decided to do this together
is so [bleep] insane to me.
You guys don't, like,
learn from your mistakes.
But, you know,
I'm really looking forward
to having my life back.
If you need money,
I'll pay you for babysitting.
- Love.
- Oh!
GEORGI:
You are [bleep]. Yes!
- I'm [bleep] thrilled to not
wake up every single day
and have you guys both
just up in my shit.
- Yeah, same.
- [laughs]
ROB:
There it is. There it is.
- Same.
No, I mean, it's honest.
It's good.
KRISTINA: Don't be scared.
- I'm not scared. No.
KRISTINA: OK.
- I'm happy to be
chatting with you.
KRISTINA: OK, good.
Not that it's been like
an elephant in the room,
but I want to get back
that friendship
we had [bleep] 15 years ago.
You're back now, and, like,
let's try to, like,
build this--our friendships
and make this better.
But then it's like,
Stassi [bleep]--
I keep--have this
in my head now
that you made this comment,
like, she surrounds herself
with people on her payroll.
- Oh, my God. That--
- And I'm like, [bleep] that.
Is she talking about me?
- No.
- And then I tell Taylor,
and Taylor's like,
is she talking about me?
- No.
- And then I'm like, well,
then who was she talking about?
Like, that doesn't feel good.
- I wasn't talking about you.
- And then now for you
to have the seat at the table,
it's, like, so--
- So you do have an issue
with me being here.
- Did you mean it?
- Do you know
what hyperbole means?
It's sarcasm.
It's embellishing a thought
to prove a point.
It's not meant
to take literally.
- Part of me feels
like Stassi is
giving Katie
benefit of the doubt
because she wants her
on this show.
- I think Kristina thinks
I'm motivated by this show
and that's the only reason
why I'm here,
to be Stassi's friend again
and she has to be
Stassi's [bleep] keeper.
But no.
Give me a [bleep] break.
- You made the comment, though.
Like--
- I will bang my head
against the wall
because you guys are
trying to, like, entrap me
in some bullshit
that you know--
I know you're smarter
than this.
- The words came out
of your mouth, that's all.
So it's like
- Kristina, I know
you're smarter than this.
- You meant it, then.
- And if you're upset
that I'm here,
then you need to talk
to Stassi about it.
[tense music]
- I have stuck by you
as a friend
through all
of Vanderpump Rules.
That's some crazy shit.
I was like, I'm gonna show up.
I'm gonna be there for her.
I don't want to film this show,
but for Katie, I'm gonna do it.
And then I had my baby,
and then I feel like
then it was, like, your turn.
- If she was so affected
by me as a friend
because it meant
that much to her,
it didn't mean enough
to bring it up at any point
in the last two years.
So I'm gonna call bullshit.
I didn't hear from you.
We gotta be super real
about that.
I did not hear from you.
- But how much more
of an effort
could I have made to try to--
- If we were really deep, deep
friends like you want to be
and you want to sit
on the couch and cry with me,
why didn't you pick up
the phone and call me?
- I chose not to be
on Vanderpump Rules.
Let me make that very clear.
[chuckles]
Katie was going
through this gnarly divorce,
and she was, like, asking me,
do you want to come film?
You're the only ally I have.
Like, she wasn't really close
with everyone else.
She needed someone
that she felt safe with.
And I just agreed to hop on
and be there for Katie.
- It's been over two years.
KRISTINA: Katie, when?
When I had a child?
- Yes!
KRISTINA:
When was I gonna call you?
- Yes!
KRISTINA: When?
[indistinct shouting]
ROB: Ooh.
[indistinct shouting]
- It doesn't work both ways.
I had a child!
- And I was going
through a divorce!
[indistinct shouting]
- And I showed up for you
and I filmed an entire show!
When did you show up for me?
KATIE: And I was going
through a divorce!
- And I showed up for you
- I know, but then--
- And I filmed an entire show!
I went on Vanderpump Rules
for you.
Do you think I wanted to go to
Mexico and be around Scheana?
- [chuckles]
ROB: Ooh.
- I don't want anyone
yelling at my--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But I get that they're,
like, hashing some shit out.
- When she comes out,
just be ready for her.
STASSI:
For a hug.
Kristina doesn't have
anyone to hug her.
STASSI:
Rob, please don't hug her.
[laughter]
OK?
- You didn't have to come,
and you didn't have to do it.
- Katie, I came because I was
trying to be a good friend.
That's the whole point of this
conversation right now.
- I know, but--
- And you keep saying,
you didn't pick up
the phone call--
I didn't pick up
the phone to call you?
- You didn't.
How many things
have I invited you to
and you did not make it
a priority to show up to?
- Katie, I feel like
you're not getting it.
It's not connecting with you.
And the whole [bleep] payroll
thing is, like--once again,
like, I wanted to get
through all of this,
and then I hear that comment,
and I'm like, wha--
nothing's changed.
Yes, it was about this comment,
but it's more than that.
Like, it's our friendship.
It goes deeper than that.
- I want to talk this out.
I don't want to hear
from it, but I'm not--
I have to, like,
also defend myself.
- Yeah, this--it's a shame
because I feel like
I'm not understanding
why you would make
a comment like that
to just be mean.
Clearly, it would hurt
anyone's feelings
that's in Stassi's life
to hear that.
Like, we're only
around her because
we're using her for something,
which is like,
mm, that's not true.
- No, I would never say that.
And I never meant it that way.
Like--
- Well, that's clearly
how we're taking it.
I mean, that's--
- Who?
- When I told Taylor, she was
so upset about that comment.
- I know, but I talked
to Taylor about it,
and I explained it to her
and we cleared it up.
Now I'm trying to clear
it up with you,
and you're the only one that's
still having an issue with it.
- I was hoping this was
gonna end differently,
but I need to go put my child
to bed, so I'm gonna leave.
- Oh, I don't--
- It's late, and I'm--
honestly, like,
I'm not gonna sit here
when I could be putting my kid
to bed, so
- This is the stuff I have not
missed about reality TV,
this toxic drama.
This conversation
was going nowhere.
I tried to make it productive.
I tried to listen, but she
wanted to say how she felt,
feel how she felt,
and have that be her truth.
And that's fine, but it's not
gonna resolve anything.
KRISTINA: Bye.
STASSI: Let me walk you out.
[tense music]
♪
- Does anyone else
have any issues with me
they want to bring up?
GEORGI:
Not at all.
- OK.
STASSI:
Are you OK?
- I mean, no.
But it's fine.
STASSI: Really?
- No, it's fine.
I'm not OK
with certain comments,
and I feel like
it's just trying
to get slipped under the rug.
And you shouldn't be OK
with it either.
♪
- I'm sorry.
KRISTINA: It's OK.
- I really thought that
that would go different--
like, I really--
when we heard
you guys screaming,
I was literally like, what?
We'll just talk about it later.
- OK, bye.
STASSI: I love you.
- Love you.
- This isn't how I hoped
this would pan out.
I can't believe there's
a storming-off situation.
- Sorry, guys.
- Kristina and I have never
had issues in our friendship.
And this is the first time
she's snippy with me.
And she's never snippy
with me.
And it feels weird.
I just really don't want
Katie being here
to create distance
between me and Kristina.
I don't understand
how this went so awry.
- She brought up the whole,
like, payroll thing,
and I'm like, oh, God.
- I think she feels
insecure about it.
- If anyone's feeling
insecure about it,
that's also not my problem.
- OK.
KATIE:
Like, [bleep] that. For real?
- All right.
All right, all right.
I now feel like I am
in the middle
of Katie and Kristina,
and I don't like it.
The whole point
of this staycation
was to bring
everybody together,
and now I feel like Kristina
and Katie's friendship
just fell off a cliff.
And I'm like,
did I just push it?
ROB:
I'll see you guys later.
TAYLOR:
Good night.
[whimsical music]
♪
Anybody else want eggs?
ROB: I'll have an egg
- Yeah.
ROB: Or two.
TEDDY:
I'll have a nibble.
[pan sizzling]
BEAU:
What a trip.
STASSI:
How are you feeling?
- Good. I'm tired.
- Yeah.
There are some things I need
to talk to Beau about,
and I want to do that
before we leave the staycation.
I just want to remind you
of something that you
have always said to me.
- Mm-hmm.
- First, there is us,
then there is the kids,
then everything else.
I didn't think that I was
throwing you under the bus.
I'm sorry that you felt that.
You intentionally
threw me under the bus.
So, like, that can't happen.
We don't need to talk about it.
Just, like,
that can't happen again.
We have to have
each other's backs first
BEAU:
Yeah. Yeah.
- Above all else.
- Yes, I accept your apology.
And I am also sorry too.
- Thanks.
- This is a good apology
for Stassi.
[chuckling]
And I feel like I'm just going
to accept it and move on.
[sighs] Yeah.
- We made up for it.
- What was all that stuff
with Katie and Kristina?
STASSI: OK, well, that,
I feel [bleep] horrible about.
When I walked Kristina out,
she was like, you should be
more upset about the comment,
the payroll comment.
- Do you think it has something
to do with her own stuff?
Like, Kristina is like, well
STASSI: I--
- She's not paying me, so
- Well, but she asks me
for things.
Can you please post
about my lip balm?
A lot of people,
most people in my life
ask me to post for their thing.
Like, it doesn't mean
they're using me.
It's just, like,
I'm giving them a little help.
Some Heartspring Lip Balm.
[bell dings]
And I just want
to remind everyone,
I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
I think that--
- It's got something more
to do with her
rather than what Katie said.
- Yeah, if you have a weird
feeling about what she said,
then look inward.
- We should get little pins for
everyone that just say payroll.
- On payroll, off payroll.
- On payroll.
[chuckles]
[stirring music]
ROB: You guys taking off?
BOTH: Yeah.
- Your mom's coming
to Friendsgiving?
- Yeah.
- So this year, I've decided
I want to host
this, like, big Friendsgiving.
I'm so thankful
for my friends and family,
and I just want them to feel
loved and appreciated.
My mom's gonna come,
my brother.
Usually Thanksgiving
with my family
ends in disaster,
like, typically,
a fight between me and my mom.
But she's like, "Well,
Thanksgiving is for family.
I need to be there."
God, it makes me--it's like
nails on a chalkboard
when I hear her say
something like that--"family."
This reunion's gonna suck.
- I gotta go get my doggy.
- All right.
Everyone get the [bleep] out,
then, I guess.
♪
[ethereal vocalization]
♪
[playful music]
- Oh, it works differently
every year.
I wanted to plan
this Thanksgiving
because this is, like,
the first time that, like,
I feel like I'm the matriarch.
Like, even with all the moms
here, I'm still the matriarch.
Like, I brought
all these people together.
I'm helping them.
Like, it kind of feels
like I birthed them.
I don't know.
Like, the staycation
didn't exactly
clear the air for the group.
So I'm hoping that today
can be a reset,
especially
for Katie and Kristina.
STASSI:
I'm sitting right here.
Papa is sitting right here.
- Because we're
the king and the queen.
Never forget it.
I keep and maintain
a relationship with my mom
for the sake of my children.
Hartford is obsessed
with my mom.
It's my karma, OK?
She is obsessed
with my mom the way
that I was obsessed
with my grandmother.
And I could never
take that from her.
- Ciao.
[indistinct chatter]
- Look what I found.
- Oh.
You found you a Rob?
- Mwah.
BEAU:
I'm gonna take a photo.
NICK: I'm always ready for
a little Thanksgiving feast.
KATIE: Look at
that cute little kids' table.
NICK:
I didn't even notice that.
Is that the table
I'm sitting at?
- [chuckles] It's your size.
[bell dings]
- So Katie's here,
and Kristina's there.
- Oh, [bleep].
- This is Thanksgiving.
I have seated
Katie and Kristina
across from one another,
so hopefully,
they're in a forgiving mood,
or this dinner is gonna be
really awkward.
If anyone can help
resolve this, it's us.
- [chuckles]
- Fine, me.
KRISTINA:
There's Messer.
NICK:
How you feeling?
KATIE: I'm not gonna ignore her
this whole time.
NICK: I just hope
that it goes well.
KATIE: I feel like
there's a giant pink elephant
in the room with Kristina.
Because we ended
on terrible terms,
and now we're just, like,
supposed to sit
across from each other
at a Thanksgiving table?
Like, sure.
I don't want to do
what we did last time.
I want to just move on from it.
- How are you doing?
- I'm good.
- OK.
KRISTINA: I'm OK.
I'm not walking into this,
like,
you know, angry and this.
It's not about that.
I didn't want the conversation
to go that way.
Do I hope that we have a place
to, like, move forward?
Yes, and I think
that's kind of where I'm at.
- Good.
- I'm never the person
who facilitates resolutions.
This is kind of crazy.
- I haven't even
gotten to talk to you.
- I know.
KRISTINA:
Your mom's looking gorgeous.
Look at them.
They look like twins.
I couldn't tell them apart
if I--
I don't have my glasses on.
- And they have the same
personality too.
- 'Cause they both are
loving, needy people.
Love to stir the pot
and shit talk, both of them.
They both have
a habit of lying.
They both really need
male attention.
You know.
And they both have red hair.
- Me and Stassi, I feel like,
are doing actually really well.
It's just, like, the little
jabs that I have to, like,
bury deep down, you know?
Like, she has said multiple
times that I remind her of you.
And I'm like, I know the way
you're making that sound.
Like, she's making it as a jab,
not as something
where it's like,
I don't mind being like you.
You raised me.
I came out of your vagina.
Of course I'm gonna be
like you.
I'm sorry, but I am.
And I could easily say that
just right back to her.
You are also like Mom
in some ways.
- She is.
She's a lot like me.
- But it's just the way
she says certain things
where I'm like, OK, bury it.
It's OK that she said that.
Like, it's not a big deal.
We're getting along.
Everything's great.
Like, they want
to be closer to me.
They want to see me more, and
they want to talk to me more.
She feels like she deserves,
like, full access to me
and my kids at all times.
- And she's resentful.
She doesn't get it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I'm just, like,
not the daughter she wanted.
- Unfortunately,
the fact that Stassi and I
have such different
relationships with our mother
makes it kind of awkward
and weird between us
at some points.
Stassi got the businesswoman
go-getter version
of my mom who always wore heels
and was full-face makeup
and just this, like,
powerhouse of a woman,
and you see that now in Stassi,
whereas the mom I got,
she was a lot slower
and more lovey-dovey,
more helicopter,
more--it was just different.
And so I think it's really hard
for Stassi to see Mom this way.
And so it just got
weird and tricky.
So it's, again, very messy.
I am moving out
- OK.
- This week.
So I feel very comfortable
having Georgia come
and stay with me,
just for a little bit,
to give Stassi
and Beau some space.
- OK.
- My mom knows everything
that's going on
with Georgia and I right now.
And I'm a little nervous
because I don't know
what she's gonna do
with this information.
But Georgia and I
are finally good now,
so I really hope
she doesn't bring
anything up or start drama.
But odds are,
she probably will.
I was gonna tell Mom
about the other night
when we were at Bel-Air
and what came to light about--
- You mean what
they accused us of?
- But now nobody believes us.
Everyone thinks we [bleep],
and I'm like, no.
There was one time when Stassi
was getting married.
I thought about it.
I never acted on it, but that's
the one time I was like,
maybe I'll make out with him.
- You're too old for her.
GEORGI: No, he knows that too.
- Yeah.
GEORGI: We do flirt.
- Yeah.
- And I don't mean to, like
DAYNA: She's been like that
- Come on to you
or make you uncomfortable.
- Since she was one years old,
drawn to boys
- [chuckles]
- And flirtatious.
- And girls. And girls, Mom.
ROB: And girls.
DAYNA: No.
- And girls.
Mom, I've literally [bleep].
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm just saying.
Like--
- Shall we eat?
- Here you go.
- Here. Do the--
[glass tinkling]
Do that. Yeah, do that.
That's good.
- This isn't
an official speech.
- Oh.
- I just wanted to just
thank everyone for being here
and say, looking at this table,
all of the people
that we're, like, lucky
that you guys are in our lives.
And there is so much history
just with everyone.
Whether it's family
or whether it's chosen family,
I love this table
and everyone here.
- Amen.
- Amen.
- Amen!
- And I feel like it's the time
to just, like--let's put our--
let's--let's
GEORGI: Oh.
TAYLOR: Let's all hold hands.
STASSI: Put our--
- She reached across Beau.
- Well, no.
No, that's not what I meant.
I didn't mean, like,
all of us hold hands.
- Did you want Katie
and I to hold hands?
STASSI: Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's actually--yeah, yeah.
That's--
- OK.
Anyway.
- No.
Let's get it all out.
[dramatic music]
- Let's get it all out
so that we're not harboring it
and rebuild.
KATIE: I'd prefer not
to pick up where we left off
because that was
STASSI: Yeah, for sure.
- Not the best place.
BEAU: I have no idea, like,
what Stassi's agenda is.
Is she just trying
to make everyone,
like, talk things out?
Don't do it
right at the dinner table.
- I went into that conversation
hoping for, like, resolution.
And that's why I was
probably so upset leaving
is because I didn't expect it
to go that way.
I was probably
pushing too much.
I'm sorry for that,
because you were saying sorry.
You were trying
to get somewhere with me.
It's not like you were just
pushing back the whole time.
My partner, Max,
helped me a lot
to see that Katie means well.
She is a good person.
- Her comment definitely
didn't apply to you.
- No, I knew
it didn't apply to me.
- So then why are you
so affected by it?
- I'm gonna take that advice
and try to just
move forward with Katie.
So yeah, I'm at a place now
where it's like,
this friendship
that we have now
with the people
we are now, like,
let's just see
what that's like.
I want that.
- No, I do too.
I want to just build
from this day forward.
- This is good.
- I love you.
- I love you.
- Thanks for telling me
your feelings.
- Stassi really has a good eye
for trying to, you know,
mend friendships.
- They're big girls.
They've done this before.
I knew this would work.
- And I applaud her,
even though, you know,
I was a little anxious
of her doing it,
especially right when
I'm in the middle of it.
[glasses clink]
- Cheers to you.
- Yes.
What?
Hey! Kobe.
- So you guys are planning
on moving in together.
- Yeah.
- And so you are excited
about being together?
- Yes.
DAYNA:
Even after this whole month
- Yes.
- Of being in that teeny, tiny
little room together?
- Yeah.
- Oh, no.
- Why would you want
to move in together?
Wouldn't that make you
feel uncomfortable?
GEORGIA: Because we've
been through that.
We talk about all the issue,
and we are good now,
so it's fine.
- OK.
- I realize my mom is trying
to be protective of me
in this moment,
but, like, Mom, chill.
We haven't even had pie yet.
Can we wait for a bite of pie
before we just
start World War III?
GEORGIA: We had this long
conversation one night,
and it was about
a lot of stuff,
like all the thing
that stresses us out.
And then it went to Stassi,
her relationship with Stassi,
and it was very, like
[bell dings]
Strong emotional sadness.
It was what I felt.
- See, this is
what my mom does.
She stirs the pot.
Like, I don't want Georgia to
get attacked for defending me.
I need to get involved.
When she told me about, like,
how you spoke about me
GEORGI: Mm-hmm.
- I mean, you were crying.
You were angry.
You were saying, you don't
know what trauma Stassi's
done to our family.
- And then she's like,
I prefer not to talk to her
because she is scared from you.
- Scared of me?
- She's like,
you don't know my sister
when I was a little girl.
She used the word "terrifying,"
like, three times.
- How have I
traumatized our family?
- I think we already--
STASSI: Look at Mom's face.
Now Mom's rolling
her eyes at me.
- I'm not rolling.
- That was--it couldn't
have been a bigger roll.
- No, I'm not rolling.
Rolling is like this.
- You traumatize each other.
DAYNA: Can I finish?
GEORGI:
We all traumatize each other.
- I am not traumatizing shit.
- I just made eye contact.
- I know.
Me too. I got nervous.
Gotta go.
- I feel like they know
that I'm missing.
- I gotta go.
- I'm gonna go
- She's gonna pull us in.
- Find--let's find
another location.
GEORGI:
You have your chosen family,
and you can cut people
so quickly, so yeah,
I'm gonna be scared
no matter what
and whatever move I make.
When we get in fights
or the family gets in fights,
it rocks me to my core,
seeing Stassi at a 10,
angry and spewing lots of hate.
I'm not saying
Stassi always starts it.
Not saying that.
Our family starts it too.
GEORGIA: I'm just trying
to survive this moment.
I feel so, like, out of--
fish out of the wild cycle.
- I'm so different.
- And also, she's always saying
I'm like Mom.
And I know
her feelings about Mom.
- And that is so upsetting.
- Mom, give me a break.
DAYNA:
It is!
- You've literally said
and done some [bleep]
horrible shit to me.
- And so have you.
- Yes, I will retaliate
as hard as I [bleep] can.
That's who I am!
My mom and I never get
to a place
where we can agree on anything.
And my mom loves to pit me
against every one
of my siblings.
She wants me to be a certain
type of daughter and person
that I'm just not.
But I want her
to feel included.
I care about her feelings.
That doesn't mean I want
to be closer to her.
I can care about someone
and still
want to maintain the distance.
You know what I'm saying?
This family is so [bleep] up.
And I have two kids
that make me
want to just be like, I want to
remove myself from this family.
[dramatic music]
♪
Still to come
on House of Stassi
ROB:
What is he doing?
PERSON:
Hollywood royalty.
[camera shutter clicking]
- Thank you.
I knew doing a reality show
with everyone I love
was a risk.
- If you hit me,
I hit you with my car.
- I look like a Vegas magician.
- I love when Mom and Dad kiss.
- The other day,
she did [bleep]
her finger up his [bleep].
- Romance is alive.
STASSI: I thought I had
everything under control,
but I was so, so wrong.
We don't like each other,
and that's OK to admit.
- Oh, my God!
- I can't let people treat me
like shit over and over again.
- That was the biggest bullshit
I've ever heard in my life.
- I feel like a serial killer.
- You're insane!
- I don't think
you are a bad person.
- But you don't like me.
'Cause if you don't like me,
then why are we hanging out?
- I don't like you
when you have the behavior
that I don't like.
- Every time I do talk to her
about it, she gets angry.
- For [bleep] sake, Beau!
- Oh, shut the [bleep] up.
I didn't narc you out.
- Suck my [bleep].
STASSI: Whoa.
I've never heard him
talk like that.
- Beau is not
the person I remember.
- He's afraid of you.
- Stop.
You've never asked me to do
- Stass.
- Anything in your life
that I said no.
- I never asked you--
STASSI:
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
KATIE: This is really giving
Titanic on its final night.
[somber violin music playing]
STASSI: This would never
happen to Kris Jenner.