Love Strikes! (2011) s01e05 Episode Script
Episode 5
"Yukio, 30 Years"
Happy Birthday!
Blow out the candles!
when my Moteki arrived for the firs time in
my life, I turned 30.
Takuro Yoshida once sang, wondering
which chapter of his life this was
when my Moteki arrived for the firs time in
my life, I turned 30.
Takuro Yoshida once sang, wondering
which chapter of his life this was
but without a doubt, my life is now at a climax!
I wouldn't mind if I'd died right now!!
I already knew that was only a dream.
and I was thrown back into reality
in a very predictable manner.
Congratulations on your 30th birthday.
I'm happy you've been healthy and
I turned 30.
because I didn't have sex with the girl that I love,
I'm still a virgin in my mind.
But, I had my chance! That night.
With Natsuki.
You're the one I loved the most in my life.
I was hoping you'd say that.
Even though we shared a hot kiss
and went inside a love hotel
I couldn't get hard.
Maybe I'm a freaking genius?!
What chapter of my life is this, you ask?!
My life hasn't even started!
I turned 30, and what a freaking pity!
Since that incident, my "Junior" won't get hard!
At this age, I already have an erectile dysfunction!!
Has my life begun, or maybe it's over!!! Is it?! Is it?!!!
Your father fell down the stairs
and is bed ridden.
If you're not too busy with work
please come home on a weekend.
What a drag.
Not a city. sea, nor mountains in sight
I was born and raised in this empty town.
How appropriate for an empty guy like me.
My father's injury worried me but
I mainly came home to reset my messed up life.
I'm home!
You were fast.
I took the express train.
Your father finally managed
to walk again yesterday.
He's watching Sumo right now.
Wait. Was my mom this tiny?
She looks like she shrunk.
Yukio. Thanks for coming.
Agh! An elderly!
Three years ago my father retired,
and my mom also
quit her part time for health reasons.
I came home with the money from their retirement savings.
I'm so pathetic.
Mom, Dad
I'll do my best to be a good son tonight.
or so I thought but,
there's nothing to do.
Nothing to talk about either.
The situation of temp workers is
at attention right now.
In the capital there's now a rally being held
Crap. Bad timing.
is being discussed right now.
According to a survey held
by the Department of Labor
People that said they like to work as staff
of a temporary employment agency
were about 6%, whereas 96% said they'd prefer
being a regular member of staff at full-time.
Many temp workers
Just say something, please.
Soon my contract will run out.
I don't have any plans for my next temp job.
But can I keep working as temp like this?
Maybe I should just come home?
Yukio, a call for you.
Hello.
Fujimoto-Senpai?
Ah yes.
This is Inaba, Inaba Fumiko!
Ah, hello, been a while.
Fumiko Inaba. Nickname Buruko.
The only girl that was ever interested in me in my 30 years.
Yes. Like in the film "The Girl Who Leapt Through Time"
An innocent girl that personifies the word "eternal"
Fujimoto-Senpai!
Nah, just an ugly, otaku chick.
We never dated of course, but
come to think of it, my Moteki started
with a call from Buruko.
Hello.
This is Inaba from High School. Fujimoto-senpai, do you remember me?
Ohh yes, yes, I remember you.
Wait.
It's possible
Maybe, even Buruko has become a hottie
like Aki, Itsuka and Natsuki.
IT'S SO POSSIBLE!!!
So if you don't mind
Can we meet? I'm at my store right now so
I'm going to meet a friend!
I'm borrowing your bicycle.
Wait a sec, maybe this could be my real MOTEKI!!!
Senpai! You came!!!
You haven't changed at all!
This is my daughter Lum-Chan.
And my husband, Hiro.
Hiro, thanks for coming all the way.
Ah, hello.
Please, sit where ever you like.
Beer is OK?
Yeah, a beer please.
Hiro, hold Lum please.
What the? She just called
to draw in customers?
I mean, Buruko hasn't changed at all.
In fact she's uglier than ever!
Beer and Otoshi!
Been a while. How have you been?
You came from Tokyo?
Why did you come home today?
My father's injured, so just
to check if everything was alright.
Really?
But you know, that's not just your father.
It's because the tuning of your brainwaves
is messed up, Fujimoto-Senpai!
Huh?
See, I received poisonous electromagnetic waves from
outer space
and I sensed that something bad
has happened to you.
See, we're currently following the study of master Martin
and we're calling to save the planet!
And the way we live our lives
Do you understand how he saved us?
They're not only trying to lure in customers
Come to think of it, besides anime, she
Crap. Pathetic.
I got excited thinking that this was my "Moteki", but it's not what it seemed.
It's not that Aki, Itsuka, Natski liked me.
They're like her.
Pretending that they're interested in me, just to
disguise their loneliness.
Nobody loves me.
HEY!! Buruko, shut your trap.
Sorry, did I wake you up?
There are no customers, because
you keep talking nonsense.
But you know, digital broadcasting
is so dangerous that
black rain is gonna fall, that's what they say.
Another one. And Karaoke. Same song as always.
Again?
Ain't that Fujimoto?
Yukio Fujimoto, right?
Yeah
Been a while! Let's drink!!
Buruko, bring the booze here.
Who's this?
Don't remember at all.
Did I have any friends in my home town?
She talks like we're friends
Were we in school together?
Try to remember!
I want to be beautiful
like a sewer rat
because there is a beauty
that can't be captured in a photograph
That's Linda!
that can't be captured in a photograph
That's Linda!
The punk from my class, Linda!
Naoko Hayashida!
Linda, Linda
We're going learn the expression
of giving something to someone.
It's used quite often, so remember it well.
From the infinite part the "to" is taken
and turned into a verb.
"to do this and that"
Hayashida-San. Stop it.
Hayashida-san! Stop singing right now!
We're in the middle of class. You're disturbing everyone!
That's Naoko in middle school.
Like a typical punk, her parents ditched her when
she was little, and she was raised by her grandparents.
I hated this girl.
Nothing good ever comes out of being with her.
It will probably worsen my erectile
dysfunction. I should just leave.
is what I thought but
What the hell's happening?
I'm trying to live my best life
it seems wonderful to try hard
Go out to the porch and stand tall
it ended up like this.
I told her everything from the start of my Moteki,
up to now when I couldn't get a hard-on.
Why am I talking so much?
I Probably just needed someone to listen.
I Probably wanted someone to diss
Aki, Itsuka and Natsuki.
what's up with those
stupid girls? They're the worst!
They're all good girls.
All three of them don't love you that much.
But they're kind enough to bother with you.
What's not to be satisfied?
You just want to do it, don't you?
And you're pissed because they won't let you.
Wrong.
I'm not wrong.
You're just wandering, waiting to give away your second-hand virginity to any cute girl.
Don't be so insensitive.
II just want to love and be loved.
When both sides are equally in love
Then out of the three girls, who do you love the most?
Natsuki? The one that took you for a ride,
and made you impotent?
Well, she's the one I've loved most
in my whole life, but
I don't think she'll be satisfied with just me.
Then I start thinking about her other guys, and I get totally confused.
Then what about your friend, Ituska?
At first I thought things were going well
but I was wrong
So I can't pursue her anymore.
Then it's the one that talked to
you first, Doi Aki?
Mm, well, she doesn't call me anymore and
She probablynah, certainly, has a
new boyfriend by now.
You
Why are you so unsure of yourself?
Because you didn't have a fulfilling youth?
Because you don't have a fulfilling job?
Because you don't have money,
Because your life is so simple and shallow, it's not worth to tell anyone about it?!
She was right in every aspect.
So why would the Moteki
come to a guy like me?
Crap. If that's the case,
I wish my Moteki had never come!
I wish
it had never come.
Whose hand
is this?
Hayashida?
Ah, I got drunk
She's bringing me home?
Leaning on a delinquent's shoulder.
She's actually being nice to me
I feel so down.
Maybe I should take advantage of the opportunity
No reaction.
Better stop before she beats the crap out of me.
We can stay like this.
I'll wake you when we get there.
I've never fallen for a girl like her
But maybe it would be nice.
and so, we got married.
You forgot something.
I have my handkerchief!
You don't do it, anymore.
Sorry.
-I'm off.
-Be careful!
That's too much of a stretch.
But how
does she feel about me?
Ah, about today
Thank you.
When, are you
going back to Tokyo?
Tomorrow night.
So let's meet tomorrow.
Raijin-Sama at 4 o'clock.
What?
There's something I want to talk about.
So see you there.
A random encounter turns into an
affair in the backseat of a cab
That's not luck, that's
Moteki "haz kamn agehn"
(has come again)
It's been a while since I came here.
In grade school, I came here to collect stag beetles.
In middle school, Shimada and I came here to pick up porn mags
Look, she's all naked.
It doesn't hurt to tuck it in that tight?
But during sex, you can
go deeper, right?
When is it going to happen for us?
We'll do it when we get into high school.
It'll be a shame if we don't do it in our teens!
Shit, I wanna do it soon!
-Once we're adults, we can do
as much as we want.
-You think so?
Sorry.
Fujimoto.
Up here.
Hayashida.
What are you doing up there?
I climbed here often as a child.
Feels so nostalgic.
Just come down, it's dangerous.
Aren't you gonna come up?
Nice view, man.
No no. I can't stand high places.
Moreover
isn't there something you're supposed to tell me?
How do you feel about me?
Why did you hold my hand yesterday?
Wait, counter-question?
Why?
That's
Think!! Think of something! Say something!
A: Because I was drunk
B: For no real reason
C: Because the hand was there
D: I didn't want to waste the opportunity
Which?
Whatever I say, might piss her off.
That's
Say something!
That is
Ah, whatever!
Because I love
you?
"Oh crap"
"That was a total bull."
That's what you just thought, you ass!
You can't say a single word in
front of your love, but
you can talk shit, or hold hand of some girl
you don't give a crap about?!
It's not like that.
You're 30 years old, and you still are pathetic enough to wallow in sorrow and self-denial?!
You're pathetic!!
If you keep this up, you'll be labeled as a lame "herbivore"
Calling you "Herbivore" may sound good, but it just means that you're a castrated dog without balls.
You still get horny, right? You may have Erectile dysfunction, but your balls are intact, right?!
Fujimoto. Do you know why you are in Moteki?
Aki, Itsuka and Natsuki.
Do you know why they came to you?
I know damn well why.
Why?
Because things weren't going well
with other guys.
Because there are men out there who toy with women and spit them out,
losers like you get their sloppy seconds.
So you should thank those assholes!
and if your'e not happy with that arrangement, stop choosing women for their appearances!
I'm not choosing girls for their appearances!
Yes, you are!
You want to make up for the time you didn't have a girlfriend
and give yourself a little reward by dating and sleeping with cute girls
But instead, they played you and made
you impotent. What a pity!
wha..wait, sorry!
Uh, can you move up, or go back?
Oh, you do get hard.
Shut up!!! I had enough! Why does this happen to me?!
FUJIMOTO!
Shut up!!! I had enough! Why does this happen to me?!
FUJIMOTO!
Whaat?
FUJIMOTO!
Whaat?
If you can get it up, go back to Tokyo and do it at
least once with the girls.
who cares whether they have a man, or they
keep turning you down. Just do them!
Just bust into their hearts with your
shoes on, and make your mark in there!
For losers like you, there are ways that only losers can fight!!
Fine!!!!
Then kiss me.
Just for encouragementto rev my engine!
You're the one who said to bust into girls' hearts!!
OK.
I'll do it.
My kid. Yuma. It's just the two of us.
Too much for you, huh?
But there's no woman without any burden.
It's okay to bust into their hearts, but you'd better be prepared.
I got it.
I forgot.
We are both old enough to have a kid or two.
She's so honorable. She's also responsible for her kid's life.
I can't even be responsible with my own life.
Thank you, Hayashida.
I'll fight my battle once again in Tokyo.
I'll make those girls bark and beg like bitches!
I'm going tochange!!!
Happy Birthday!
Blow out the candles!
when my Moteki arrived for the firs time in
my life, I turned 30.
Takuro Yoshida once sang, wondering
which chapter of his life this was
when my Moteki arrived for the firs time in
my life, I turned 30.
Takuro Yoshida once sang, wondering
which chapter of his life this was
but without a doubt, my life is now at a climax!
I wouldn't mind if I'd died right now!!
I already knew that was only a dream.
and I was thrown back into reality
in a very predictable manner.
Congratulations on your 30th birthday.
I'm happy you've been healthy and
I turned 30.
because I didn't have sex with the girl that I love,
I'm still a virgin in my mind.
But, I had my chance! That night.
With Natsuki.
You're the one I loved the most in my life.
I was hoping you'd say that.
Even though we shared a hot kiss
and went inside a love hotel
I couldn't get hard.
Maybe I'm a freaking genius?!
What chapter of my life is this, you ask?!
My life hasn't even started!
I turned 30, and what a freaking pity!
Since that incident, my "Junior" won't get hard!
At this age, I already have an erectile dysfunction!!
Has my life begun, or maybe it's over!!! Is it?! Is it?!!!
Your father fell down the stairs
and is bed ridden.
If you're not too busy with work
please come home on a weekend.
What a drag.
Not a city. sea, nor mountains in sight
I was born and raised in this empty town.
How appropriate for an empty guy like me.
My father's injury worried me but
I mainly came home to reset my messed up life.
I'm home!
You were fast.
I took the express train.
Your father finally managed
to walk again yesterday.
He's watching Sumo right now.
Wait. Was my mom this tiny?
She looks like she shrunk.
Yukio. Thanks for coming.
Agh! An elderly!
Three years ago my father retired,
and my mom also
quit her part time for health reasons.
I came home with the money from their retirement savings.
I'm so pathetic.
Mom, Dad
I'll do my best to be a good son tonight.
or so I thought but,
there's nothing to do.
Nothing to talk about either.
The situation of temp workers is
at attention right now.
In the capital there's now a rally being held
Crap. Bad timing.
is being discussed right now.
According to a survey held
by the Department of Labor
People that said they like to work as staff
of a temporary employment agency
were about 6%, whereas 96% said they'd prefer
being a regular member of staff at full-time.
Many temp workers
Just say something, please.
Soon my contract will run out.
I don't have any plans for my next temp job.
But can I keep working as temp like this?
Maybe I should just come home?
Yukio, a call for you.
Hello.
Fujimoto-Senpai?
Ah yes.
This is Inaba, Inaba Fumiko!
Ah, hello, been a while.
Fumiko Inaba. Nickname Buruko.
The only girl that was ever interested in me in my 30 years.
Yes. Like in the film "The Girl Who Leapt Through Time"
An innocent girl that personifies the word "eternal"
Fujimoto-Senpai!
Nah, just an ugly, otaku chick.
We never dated of course, but
come to think of it, my Moteki started
with a call from Buruko.
Hello.
This is Inaba from High School. Fujimoto-senpai, do you remember me?
Ohh yes, yes, I remember you.
Wait.
It's possible
Maybe, even Buruko has become a hottie
like Aki, Itsuka and Natsuki.
IT'S SO POSSIBLE!!!
So if you don't mind
Can we meet? I'm at my store right now so
I'm going to meet a friend!
I'm borrowing your bicycle.
Wait a sec, maybe this could be my real MOTEKI!!!
Senpai! You came!!!
You haven't changed at all!
This is my daughter Lum-Chan.
And my husband, Hiro.
Hiro, thanks for coming all the way.
Ah, hello.
Please, sit where ever you like.
Beer is OK?
Yeah, a beer please.
Hiro, hold Lum please.
What the? She just called
to draw in customers?
I mean, Buruko hasn't changed at all.
In fact she's uglier than ever!
Beer and Otoshi!
Been a while. How have you been?
You came from Tokyo?
Why did you come home today?
My father's injured, so just
to check if everything was alright.
Really?
But you know, that's not just your father.
It's because the tuning of your brainwaves
is messed up, Fujimoto-Senpai!
Huh?
See, I received poisonous electromagnetic waves from
outer space
and I sensed that something bad
has happened to you.
See, we're currently following the study of master Martin
and we're calling to save the planet!
And the way we live our lives
Do you understand how he saved us?
They're not only trying to lure in customers
Come to think of it, besides anime, she
Crap. Pathetic.
I got excited thinking that this was my "Moteki", but it's not what it seemed.
It's not that Aki, Itsuka, Natski liked me.
They're like her.
Pretending that they're interested in me, just to
disguise their loneliness.
Nobody loves me.
HEY!! Buruko, shut your trap.
Sorry, did I wake you up?
There are no customers, because
you keep talking nonsense.
But you know, digital broadcasting
is so dangerous that
black rain is gonna fall, that's what they say.
Another one. And Karaoke. Same song as always.
Again?
Ain't that Fujimoto?
Yukio Fujimoto, right?
Yeah
Been a while! Let's drink!!
Buruko, bring the booze here.
Who's this?
Don't remember at all.
Did I have any friends in my home town?
She talks like we're friends
Were we in school together?
Try to remember!
I want to be beautiful
like a sewer rat
because there is a beauty
that can't be captured in a photograph
That's Linda!
that can't be captured in a photograph
That's Linda!
The punk from my class, Linda!
Naoko Hayashida!
Linda, Linda
We're going learn the expression
of giving something to someone.
It's used quite often, so remember it well.
From the infinite part the "to" is taken
and turned into a verb.
"to do this and that"
Hayashida-San. Stop it.
Hayashida-san! Stop singing right now!
We're in the middle of class. You're disturbing everyone!
That's Naoko in middle school.
Like a typical punk, her parents ditched her when
she was little, and she was raised by her grandparents.
I hated this girl.
Nothing good ever comes out of being with her.
It will probably worsen my erectile
dysfunction. I should just leave.
is what I thought but
What the hell's happening?
I'm trying to live my best life
it seems wonderful to try hard
Go out to the porch and stand tall
it ended up like this.
I told her everything from the start of my Moteki,
up to now when I couldn't get a hard-on.
Why am I talking so much?
I Probably just needed someone to listen.
I Probably wanted someone to diss
Aki, Itsuka and Natsuki.
what's up with those
stupid girls? They're the worst!
They're all good girls.
All three of them don't love you that much.
But they're kind enough to bother with you.
What's not to be satisfied?
You just want to do it, don't you?
And you're pissed because they won't let you.
Wrong.
I'm not wrong.
You're just wandering, waiting to give away your second-hand virginity to any cute girl.
Don't be so insensitive.
II just want to love and be loved.
When both sides are equally in love
Then out of the three girls, who do you love the most?
Natsuki? The one that took you for a ride,
and made you impotent?
Well, she's the one I've loved most
in my whole life, but
I don't think she'll be satisfied with just me.
Then I start thinking about her other guys, and I get totally confused.
Then what about your friend, Ituska?
At first I thought things were going well
but I was wrong
So I can't pursue her anymore.
Then it's the one that talked to
you first, Doi Aki?
Mm, well, she doesn't call me anymore and
She probablynah, certainly, has a
new boyfriend by now.
You
Why are you so unsure of yourself?
Because you didn't have a fulfilling youth?
Because you don't have a fulfilling job?
Because you don't have money,
Because your life is so simple and shallow, it's not worth to tell anyone about it?!
She was right in every aspect.
So why would the Moteki
come to a guy like me?
Crap. If that's the case,
I wish my Moteki had never come!
I wish
it had never come.
Whose hand
is this?
Hayashida?
Ah, I got drunk
She's bringing me home?
Leaning on a delinquent's shoulder.
She's actually being nice to me
I feel so down.
Maybe I should take advantage of the opportunity
No reaction.
Better stop before she beats the crap out of me.
We can stay like this.
I'll wake you when we get there.
I've never fallen for a girl like her
But maybe it would be nice.
and so, we got married.
You forgot something.
I have my handkerchief!
You don't do it, anymore.
Sorry.
-I'm off.
-Be careful!
That's too much of a stretch.
But how
does she feel about me?
Ah, about today
Thank you.
When, are you
going back to Tokyo?
Tomorrow night.
So let's meet tomorrow.
Raijin-Sama at 4 o'clock.
What?
There's something I want to talk about.
So see you there.
A random encounter turns into an
affair in the backseat of a cab
That's not luck, that's
Moteki "haz kamn agehn"
(has come again)
It's been a while since I came here.
In grade school, I came here to collect stag beetles.
In middle school, Shimada and I came here to pick up porn mags
Look, she's all naked.
It doesn't hurt to tuck it in that tight?
But during sex, you can
go deeper, right?
When is it going to happen for us?
We'll do it when we get into high school.
It'll be a shame if we don't do it in our teens!
Shit, I wanna do it soon!
-Once we're adults, we can do
as much as we want.
-You think so?
Sorry.
Fujimoto.
Up here.
Hayashida.
What are you doing up there?
I climbed here often as a child.
Feels so nostalgic.
Just come down, it's dangerous.
Aren't you gonna come up?
Nice view, man.
No no. I can't stand high places.
Moreover
isn't there something you're supposed to tell me?
How do you feel about me?
Why did you hold my hand yesterday?
Wait, counter-question?
Why?
That's
Think!! Think of something! Say something!
A: Because I was drunk
B: For no real reason
C: Because the hand was there
D: I didn't want to waste the opportunity
Which?
Whatever I say, might piss her off.
That's
Say something!
That is
Ah, whatever!
Because I love
you?
"Oh crap"
"That was a total bull."
That's what you just thought, you ass!
You can't say a single word in
front of your love, but
you can talk shit, or hold hand of some girl
you don't give a crap about?!
It's not like that.
You're 30 years old, and you still are pathetic enough to wallow in sorrow and self-denial?!
You're pathetic!!
If you keep this up, you'll be labeled as a lame "herbivore"
Calling you "Herbivore" may sound good, but it just means that you're a castrated dog without balls.
You still get horny, right? You may have Erectile dysfunction, but your balls are intact, right?!
Fujimoto. Do you know why you are in Moteki?
Aki, Itsuka and Natsuki.
Do you know why they came to you?
I know damn well why.
Why?
Because things weren't going well
with other guys.
Because there are men out there who toy with women and spit them out,
losers like you get their sloppy seconds.
So you should thank those assholes!
and if your'e not happy with that arrangement, stop choosing women for their appearances!
I'm not choosing girls for their appearances!
Yes, you are!
You want to make up for the time you didn't have a girlfriend
and give yourself a little reward by dating and sleeping with cute girls
But instead, they played you and made
you impotent. What a pity!
wha..wait, sorry!
Uh, can you move up, or go back?
Oh, you do get hard.
Shut up!!! I had enough! Why does this happen to me?!
FUJIMOTO!
Shut up!!! I had enough! Why does this happen to me?!
FUJIMOTO!
Whaat?
FUJIMOTO!
Whaat?
If you can get it up, go back to Tokyo and do it at
least once with the girls.
who cares whether they have a man, or they
keep turning you down. Just do them!
Just bust into their hearts with your
shoes on, and make your mark in there!
For losers like you, there are ways that only losers can fight!!
Fine!!!!
Then kiss me.
Just for encouragementto rev my engine!
You're the one who said to bust into girls' hearts!!
OK.
I'll do it.
My kid. Yuma. It's just the two of us.
Too much for you, huh?
But there's no woman without any burden.
It's okay to bust into their hearts, but you'd better be prepared.
I got it.
I forgot.
We are both old enough to have a kid or two.
She's so honorable. She's also responsible for her kid's life.
I can't even be responsible with my own life.
Thank you, Hayashida.
I'll fight my battle once again in Tokyo.
I'll make those girls bark and beg like bitches!
I'm going tochange!!!