Scissor Seven (2018) s01e05 Episode Script
Killing a Domineering Grannie
1
MISSION 5
KILLING A DOMINEERING GRANNIE
Fresh oranges! Oranges!
Take a gander!
They're sweet! Sweeter than first love!
Buy now or miss your chance!
Would you like an orange, young man?
They're very sweet.
How much are they?
Let me open one for you first.
See if they're as sweet as I say.
They're not sweet. How much are they?
Two hundred a pound.
Too expensive. Forget it.
The one you tried is a pound exactly.
¥200, please. Thank you.
Lady, what kind of scam is this?
Help! Save me! Elder abuse!
My leg is broken!
What a terrible man,
hitting an old woman like that!
My leg is broken! And my arm!
Okay, fine, fine! I'll buy all of them!
My luck is terrible!
GRANNIE CHEN - FARMERS MARKET TYRAN
SKILL: SENIOR DOMINATRIX
I made 200 extra today.
I can buy a toy for XiaoLong,
and get me half a roast chicken.
He'll laugh his eyes out
when he hears this!
Even death is too good for you!
I hope she doesn't notice me.
Okay, just stay calm. Stay calm.
It's okay. It's okay.
Ouch! That hurt!
Just an empty box.
I thought there might be
some fruit in there.
What is this old lady doing?
That really hurt my butt!
When she turns around, I'm gonna--
My waist!
Why is this box so heavy?
I should be able to get
¥5 for it at least.
Well, it's about time.
I have to get to the school
to pick up my grandson.
RUOZHI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Grannie Chen, you're early today!
You little punks.
Here to pick on the younger kids again?
-Remember, take care of my grandson.
-You got it!
These little punks.
I ought to smack some manners into 'em.
This time, you're dead for sure.
Who bit me?
Let go or I'll make a stew out of you!
You little dog punk!
You're biting my dick.
Will it still work with
all these toothmarks in it?
Do you have any Band-aids?
Now I probably need two.
Hey. You wrecked my bag.
Compensate me or I'll shank you,
you
I'm broke.
I'm doomed if I don't get out of here.
Hey! Where's my money?
I may have underestimated this old woman.
Why are old people so cruel these days?
Give me my money or I'll kill you.
Focus Telekinesis Scissors!
Forget it. I don't want this job anymore.
I wanna go home!
Pay up! Pay up or I'll stab your ass!
XiaoLong's out of school!
Saved by the bell!
XiaoLong?
Oh, no! Which bully did this?
Who cut your hair like that?
Him.
Impossible.
Wow! That's some powerful anger!
Why is this happening?
That little twerp is
the old lady's grandson
and that man is that
little twerp's father.
That means the one who wants me
to kill the old woman
is actually her son.
Make it clean and quick.
What's going on here?
SENIOR DOMINATRIX
Abuse my grandson and I'll destroy you!
Oh, no! This is obscene!
What's that, Mommy?
It's not appropriate for children.
Don't look.
Now that's a domineering old woman!
-Wow! We shouldn't be watching this.
-Just say we don't know her.
Let them laugh.
Who dares to bully my grandson?
Seven, you really don't have
the assassin's knack.
A good assassin needs to know
how to use his opponent's weaknesses.
And humanity's greatest weakness is
love!
They were my crimes.
Let me be the one to go to hell.
Don't hurt my family!
ACCIDENTAL FATALITY INSURANCE
-I'm home!
-It was so hot outside today!
And I ran into a little punk
who ruined my bag,
and who gave XiaoLong that awful haircut!
Boy, it riled me up.
I want to watch TV!
If I see him again, I'll skin him alive!
Keep this up,
and we won't have money for rent!
Then you'll be sleeping on the street!
I just don't understand.
MISSION 5
KILLING A DOMINEERING GRANNIE
Fresh oranges! Oranges!
Take a gander!
They're sweet! Sweeter than first love!
Buy now or miss your chance!
Would you like an orange, young man?
They're very sweet.
How much are they?
Let me open one for you first.
See if they're as sweet as I say.
They're not sweet. How much are they?
Two hundred a pound.
Too expensive. Forget it.
The one you tried is a pound exactly.
¥200, please. Thank you.
Lady, what kind of scam is this?
Help! Save me! Elder abuse!
My leg is broken!
What a terrible man,
hitting an old woman like that!
My leg is broken! And my arm!
Okay, fine, fine! I'll buy all of them!
My luck is terrible!
GRANNIE CHEN - FARMERS MARKET TYRAN
SKILL: SENIOR DOMINATRIX
I made 200 extra today.
I can buy a toy for XiaoLong,
and get me half a roast chicken.
He'll laugh his eyes out
when he hears this!
Even death is too good for you!
I hope she doesn't notice me.
Okay, just stay calm. Stay calm.
It's okay. It's okay.
Ouch! That hurt!
Just an empty box.
I thought there might be
some fruit in there.
What is this old lady doing?
That really hurt my butt!
When she turns around, I'm gonna--
My waist!
Why is this box so heavy?
I should be able to get
¥5 for it at least.
Well, it's about time.
I have to get to the school
to pick up my grandson.
RUOZHI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Grannie Chen, you're early today!
You little punks.
Here to pick on the younger kids again?
-Remember, take care of my grandson.
-You got it!
These little punks.
I ought to smack some manners into 'em.
This time, you're dead for sure.
Who bit me?
Let go or I'll make a stew out of you!
You little dog punk!
You're biting my dick.
Will it still work with
all these toothmarks in it?
Do you have any Band-aids?
Now I probably need two.
Hey. You wrecked my bag.
Compensate me or I'll shank you,
you
I'm broke.
I'm doomed if I don't get out of here.
Hey! Where's my money?
I may have underestimated this old woman.
Why are old people so cruel these days?
Give me my money or I'll kill you.
Focus Telekinesis Scissors!
Forget it. I don't want this job anymore.
I wanna go home!
Pay up! Pay up or I'll stab your ass!
XiaoLong's out of school!
Saved by the bell!
XiaoLong?
Oh, no! Which bully did this?
Who cut your hair like that?
Him.
Impossible.
Wow! That's some powerful anger!
Why is this happening?
That little twerp is
the old lady's grandson
and that man is that
little twerp's father.
That means the one who wants me
to kill the old woman
is actually her son.
Make it clean and quick.
What's going on here?
SENIOR DOMINATRIX
Abuse my grandson and I'll destroy you!
Oh, no! This is obscene!
What's that, Mommy?
It's not appropriate for children.
Don't look.
Now that's a domineering old woman!
-Wow! We shouldn't be watching this.
-Just say we don't know her.
Let them laugh.
Who dares to bully my grandson?
Seven, you really don't have
the assassin's knack.
A good assassin needs to know
how to use his opponent's weaknesses.
And humanity's greatest weakness is
love!
They were my crimes.
Let me be the one to go to hell.
Don't hurt my family!
ACCIDENTAL FATALITY INSURANCE
-I'm home!
-It was so hot outside today!
And I ran into a little punk
who ruined my bag,
and who gave XiaoLong that awful haircut!
Boy, it riled me up.
I want to watch TV!
If I see him again, I'll skin him alive!
Keep this up,
and we won't have money for rent!
Then you'll be sleeping on the street!
I just don't understand.