Vampirina: Teenage Vampire (2025) s01e05 Episode Script

Slay! ♪
Come on, share! I share
my candied maggots with you.
And I wish you wouldn't.
This is a garlic roll.
Which for you is extremely dangerous.
It's safe if I only have
a little bit of garlic.
Then it just makes me loopy.
Besides, it's not nearly
as dangerous as a Van Helsing.
Lucky for you,
I'm the only Van Helsing around,
and I'm not dangerous.
[scoffs] Unless all this rizz
is a threat to vamps.
I think we'll be okay.
[drums beating]
Ooh, hear that?
That's hard. Wilson Hall, let's get it!
Uh, okay, let's go ♪
Crunch time, lunch time
hit 'em with a punch line ♪
MC's waiting to be served
like the lunch line ♪
Front line, opps fleeing
from the cafeteria ♪
Jumping on these fools
like an aircraft carrier ♪
Kicks rocks when the beats drops ♪
Harmonizing with the lunchbox, beatbox ♪
Crew fresher than some
lox from a bagel shop ♪
Boutta have a dance party
on the tabletop ♪
Ahh, it's called show and tell ♪
We're gonna rock these breaks
till the home room bell ♪
I'm a made freshman
at the top of your list ♪
Hot sauce out the bag
hit 'em with a chef's kiss ♪
Yo E, hit 'em with the chef's twist ♪
Got my lunch money
sitting on my wrist ♪
Still hungry
and I'm looking for a snack ♪
It's a wrap when it comes to the raps ♪
Yeah, chef's kiss ♪
Uh-huh, chef's kiss ♪
Yeah, chef's kiss ♪
It's a wrap when ♪
Does the dean know
you're having a dance party in here?
Moriah?
Wow. Who is she,
and why do I suddenly want her approval?
-That's my sister.
-Sister?
As in a Van Helsing sister?
-[Britney] Moriah! Hi.
-Vee, it's time to go.
Don't worry, Sophie.
I've been blending in just fine.
I got this.
[students cheering]
Hey, bruh.
-I'm not dead.
-What?
-Now let's crank that bop back up!
-[music continues]
Slay! ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Stepping out into the light ♪
I have never felt so alive ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Watch me shine, shine, shine ♪
Slay! ♪
[upbeat music playing]
Ayy!
Whoo! You theater kids
know how to party.
Elijah, introduce me to your friends.
I'm Vee, and this is Sophie.
I'm a big fan!
Try sharing a bathroom
with her for ten years.
What are you doing here?
Wow, miss me much?
I'm substitute teaching at Wilson
for a while. Isn't that great?
Yes!
I mean, I know
you weren't talking to me,
but I'm very excited.
And I was hoping you'd be excited too.
Be honest. You're here
to spy on me for Mom.
I knew she wasn't cool
with me switching my classes.
No, that isn't it.
I've been traveling the world
and we haven't seen each other in ages.
I just wanted to spend some
time with my baby brother.
All right, I missed you too.
Oh, and [clears throat]
your baby brother is taller than you.
Ooh, Moriah, I love your bracelet.
Thanks, I made it. Here,
now it's yours.
Oh, no, I couldn't.
But I will.
Moriah! Let me introduce you
to the cool people!
Well, you haven't changed.
Thank you.
I'm definitely gonna be
borrowing that bracelet.
It's not silver, so it won't burn me.
Who knew a Van Helsing
could be so cool?
Hello? I'm right here.
But I'm guessing your super cool sister
won't be super cool
about me being a vampire?
Not a chance. Seriously,
Moriah's one of the best slayers
in the family.
You need to be careful around her.
Don't worry.
I've practiced blending in
with humans now. Watch this.
'Sup, dude?
You catch the sports ball game?
I heard Moriah is subbing
our movement class.
I hope she likes my outfit.
I want it to say, "I woke up like this,"
but it's totally giving "I slept in this."
It just needs a final touch.
Here, borrow my jacket.
[gasps]
I'm not sure you're getting this back.
You can keep it.
If you help me hide from Demi that
there's a new Van Helsing at the school.
-Deal.
-[knocking at door]
-What's up?
-Nothing.
Absolutely nothing is going on!
Zip, and it's mine.
Okay
Let's get to class.
Demi, you don't have
to go to class with us.
You're not actually enrolled.
My application got kicked back.
I forgot to lie about my age
and I wrote my essay on parchment.
But you deserve to figure out
what you want to do.
You've lived so many lives for others,
live this afterlife for yourself.
Somewhere far, far away from us today.
In other words,
do you, boo.
You know what?
You're right!
It's finally Boo's turn!
[playing piano]
Ugh. Mozart.
So basic.
Also, weirdly tiny feet.
Run along, opening act.
The headliner's here.
All bow, for the Queen of Mean.
Her crown is made of lip gloss and spite.
This is my rehearsal time.
Not according to the sign-in sheet.
It's an unwritten rule.
Well, next time, write it down.
I know you.
You're Vee's friend.
And I know you. You're Elijah's friend.
Against all logic.
Well, get out!
I'm practicing my scales.
I'm practicing my scales too.
Do, re ♪
Mi, fa ♪
So, la, ti ♪
Do ♪
Your voice it's
okay.
Yours too.
It's acceptable.
Queen,
I love your jacket.
Great material.
Thank you! I slept like this.
I mean, I woke up like this.
Okay.
Okay, okay, everybody,
please, please form a circle.
Most of the world
sees theater kids
as weak and defenseless.
-Most of us are okay with that.
-[chuckles]
Well, I'm not.
So, I'm adapting your Intro to
Movement class into Capoeira training.
I love Capoeira!
What's Capoeira?
It's an Afro-Brazilian martial art.
Our family has practiced it
for hundreds of years.
Ooh. Your new Atabaque drum's sick.
Yeah, it's one of a kind.
A Capoeira Master
gave it to me when I was living in Brazil.
He also proposed,
but I'm more of a city girl.
You're so cool.
Yo, you wouldn't think my sister was so
special if you ever saw her sneeze face.
Okay, funny boy,
you can be my first volunteer.
Let's see if your feet
are as quick as your mouth.
[upbeat music playing]
-[Elijah grunts]
-[gasps]
[sighs]
[Elijah sighs]
Your reflexes have really improved
since the last time we sparred.
I was five and you took my cookie.
I don't play when it comes
to my snickerdoodles.
All right, who's next?
I will sacrifice myself
for the good of the class!
Okay, drama.
Bring it.
[gasps] What are you doing?
If you use your powers,
she'll figure you out.
I won't. I'm blending, remember?
Plus, I don't want her to think
I'm a "weak theater kid."
Again, still okay with it.
[grunts]
[Vee yells]
[groaning]
Vee, are you okay?
Do you need help getting out?
Depends. How does Moriah look?
[inaudible]
I think I'm seeing her sneeze face.
Need help unpacking?
No, please. I enjoy
doing absolutely everything.
Think fast!
Ooh.
Okay, okay, fine!
I get your point, I'll help.
Your skills are unbelievable.
I can't imagine what you'll be like
once you start training.
Ooh. Not sure
that's gonna happen, sis.
See, I'm exploring a different path.
That's why I'm here at Wilson.
It's a great school.
Oh, it is. Just not a great school
for a Van Helsing.
-Mom thinks--
-Aha!
I knew you were spying for her!
Oh, okay, yes.
We both feel like you're losing your way.
You have to be prepared,
vampires could be anywhere.
Even here.
Seriously?
You honestly think there's
a vampire at Wilson Hall
trying to become a teenage pop-star?
That sounds more like
a TV show than real life.
[laughs]
Are you sure these flowers are
a good way to apologize
to Moriah for breaking her drum?
I mean, they're still alive. Gross.
She'll love them.
I hope she loves me, too.
Cool door.
Maybe she'll ask if we can hang out.
I bet her place smells like
sandalwood and adventure.
Sophie, you know I can't go
into a Van Helsing's lair.
First, I'd have to be formally invited in.
Second, I'd have to be crazy.
We're just dropping these off.
[both scream]
Well, I thought I heard someone
lurking out here.
What are you guys doing?
I brought you flowers--
We did.
To apologize for breaking your drum.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Oh, Elijah and I were just about to
have dinner. You girls hungry?
Uh, you want us to eat here?
In your lair--
I mean, apartment?
Yeah, why not?
What are you waiting for?
A formal invitation?
[chuckles] No. Not me. You, Sophie?
Nope, I like it casual. Casual cool.
Oh, hi, guys.
Did I hear you're staying for dinner?
Please, come in!
Make yourselves comfortable.
I'll be right back.
[sighs]
Thanks for inviting me in.
I was so scared
my heart almost started beating.
Don't worry, I'll take care
of any vampire-specific stuff.
Eat fast, this dinner
could be a bigger disaster
than the Thanksgiving fiasco of 2021.
Oy, there was gravy everywhere.
Here's some boba tea.
Thank you. Everything is so beautiful.
I love these cups.
Thanks, they're pure silver.
Oh, I can tell.
Uh, uh, Moriah, look what I can do! Ready?
Your fingers are on fire!
I'll heal them.
Good job, buddy.
Sure that's worth 40,000 a year.
[playing piano]
Get out!
Yeah! It's an unwritten rule
that this is our time!
[door closes]
Huh, you took the words
right out of my mouth.
Maybe we can hang out.
[phone ringing]
Elijah? Never mind,
I have a better option.
Hello, Elijah.
Hello?
Hello?
Mmm. My first time having boba tea.
Yummy.
I love a drink you can chew.
Elijah butt called me!
He went for boba tea
with Vee and Sophie.
And they didn't invite me?
I like boba tea.
Probably.
Me, too.
Elijah is supposed to be my boba buddy.
[Britney] Hello? Elijah,
pick up your butt!
Oh, uh, hey, Brit,
didn't mean to call you. Bye.
I can't believe they're
all having boba together without us.
Oh, no. You know what this means?
You and I are the
side friends.
[gasps]
Side friends?
[plays dramatic tune]
Mmm. That ramen looks delicious.
Do I smell garlic?
I do!
Oops.
Oh, I'm so sorry I spilled on you.
But that sneeze
was straight-up disgusting.
You can use my room to clean up
and borrow some clothes.
Thanks, I promise
I won't snoop around Much.
Hey, Elijah, I need
your help in the kitchen.
Uh, sure.
Be right back, Vee.
I have to show you something
in our vampire book.
Oh!
[coughs] Why? I told you there
aren't any vampires at Wilson.
And I told you they could be anywhere.
And I was right.
There's a vampire
in my apartment right now.
-[gasps]
-What? [clears throat] What?
I know Vee really well
and there's no way she's a vampire.
I'm not talking about Vee.
The vampire is Sophie.
Mom was so right to send me here.
This is it, Elijah.
Your first time vanquishing
a vampire. You ready?
No! There will be
no vanquishing a vampire!
Because Sophie is not a vampire!
Look here.
Her jacket was lined
in a Transylvanian twill,
a rare fabric only made by vampires.
She needed an invitation to enter,
didn't touch the silver cup,
then sneezed in the garlic ramen
to avoid eating it.
And you call all that proof?
Yes. Get on board, brother.
The vanquishing has already begun.
Well, un-begun it.
Too late. I put garlic in the boba tea.
Your vampire friend
is about to turn to dust!
-[microwave dings]
-Ooh.
That's my brownies.
They've got garlic in them, too.
[Vee grunts]
I heard everything!
This is all my fault.
We gotta protect Sophie!
What about you?
You had garlic! Who do I call?
Dr. Frankenstein?
Dr. Jekyll? Dr. Doolittle?
The guy who talks to animals?
You are a bat half the time.
Luckily I didn't drink much boba,
so I'm not gonna turn to dust.
But I may have some
minor side effects.
Like the loopy-ness?
Yes, but I know how to handle my garlic.
You'll never notice anything.
[Vee chuckles]
[gasps] Look, I got two of 'em.
[squeals]
Yeah. [clears throat]
I'm noticing something.
I'm just a superstar ♪
Singing the diva blues ♪
Oh, I'm a superstar ♪
Singing the big time diva blues ♪
Yeah ♪
Ohh ♪
Just give me that spotlight ♪
I'll put on my diva shoes ♪
Ooh, yeah ♪
Demi.
You know, my voice
really likes your voice.
And I've only said that
to one other person
My godmother Beyoncé.
You should join my a cappella group.
Sure!
But, to be clear,
while our voices are friends,
I'm still not sure if I like you.
Same here.
But I don't dislike you.
Just promise me one thing.
Don't fall in love with me.
Uh
I promise.
[Demi] They always do!
Vee, please try to keep it together.
Boba.
Boba! [giggles]
Boba's a funny word.
I've got brownies!
Brownies ♪
[squeals]
Who's a weak theater kid now?
Not today, demon!
Moriah, enough!
Sophie, put that back.
Sorry. Didn't mean to snoop.
Sheesh.
Give me my stake.
This is over. These are my friends.
They're not a threat.
Ooh, they're mad.
Seriously?
This is exactly why Mom is concerned.
You have lost your way.
You need to get your priorities in order
and focus on what's important
Not this silly school.
We object.
This is not a silly school,
and Elijah has real talent.
Wilson Hall will only make him better.
It's your priorities
that are out of order.
I mean, come on. What's more important
than your brother's happiness?
Nothing.
Right, Sophie?
[coughs]
Aha! See, bro, I told you so. This is it.
Yo, stay back.
Don't inhale vampire dust.
Whoo!
Garlic-y.
-Wait, wait. You're okay?
-Yeah.
Why is everyone looking at me?
Is it the outfit?
Yes! [chuckles]
You are serving, diva!
I guess I was wrong.
Yep. No vampires here.
Just two totally normal,
slightly cringe teenage girls.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
I'll catch up with you guys later.
Not so loud.
I'm sorry tonight didn't go
as well as I'd planned.
Let's do it again soon.
Definitely.
Never.
That was actually really fun!
Are you kidding?
Moriah thought you were a vampire
and tried to destroy you!
What? Man, never meet your heroes.
But I'm keeping the jacket.
[phone ringing]
Mom's calling.
Look, I'll call her back later.
What are you gonna say?
Elijah Did you know,
that when I was your age,
I really wanted to go to art school,
but I couldn't
because of slayer training.
I didn't know that. That's not fair.
I agree. And your
giddy little friend is right.
Your happiness does matter.
Which is why I'm gonna reassure Mom
it's okay to let you stay here.
-Yes! Thank you!
-But
I'll only do it if you promise to start
your official slayer training with me.
You are too special to let
your Van Helsing abilities go to waste.
It's not like I have a choice.
[sighs] Deal.
Then let's get to work,
because you have got--
Yeah, yeah. I know.
I've got a legacy to fulfill.
And vampires to slay.