Are You My First? (2025) s01e06 Episode Script

1
["Cos I'm Out For Blood" by ENROSA
and Vulcan playing]
A world that has ripped me to pieces ♪
These ashes are all that remain ♪
[Kaitlyn Bristowe] With just two days
until the next virgin sacrifice,
ideally, couples would be getting it on,
but instead,
they've been getting it wrong.
Noah dumped Madi
so he could pursue Brooklyn,
and Katya dumped Andrew
so he could better pursue Brooklyn.
Her replay-worthy reason
was because he's a
Lover boy, but I think I need a man.
[Kaitlyn]
Damn, that's a good one.
Anyways, I'm gonna get a drink.
'Kay.
Oh, she's getting up.
-Okay, perfect.
-Okay.
♪♪
'Cause I'm out for blood ♪
Someone will show you who they are,
and I've been shown who Andrew is.
So, I cut it off.
Reactive? Sure.
Justified? I think, yes.
♪♪
'Cause I'm out for blood ♪
-[sparkling flourish]
-[ocean waves crashing]
[mellow music playing]
A rough night for me.
-You, too?
-Yeah.
-[Noah] Damn!
-[Andrew] But I'm okay, I'm okay.
-We're taking shots.
-It's virgin.
[Andrew]
Katya calls things off with me.
That moment was a big wake-up call
where I felt a relief.
I could see future wife material
in Brooklyn.
I think Noah is interested in Brooklyn,
but I'll fight for someone
that I'm really into,
as long as they're into me.
[Kaitlyn] As besties
being put to the test-ie,
Noah and Andrew knocked back
their non-alcoholic shots.
-[Andrew gags]
-[Noah coughs]
[laughter]
Let's hope they don't end up
at non-Alcoholics Anonymous.
Meanwhile, others are too happy
to need the hard stuff.
[Jake] This is one of those
moments where I'm like,
"So, how was work?" [laughs]
Tonight, there was a little bit of drama.
Right now, I think the one
solid couple is me and Sara.
This is, this is getting real.
[Kaitlyn] Only one couple
is up near Jake and Sara's,
how-was-work, slash, awkward-silence
level of connection.
Flying high on and off
the zipline is Godwin and Deya.
[Deya]
This date was amazing.
[Godwin]
I feel like, although I was scared
[Godwin screaming]
[Deya laughing]
you just being there and your energy
made me feel good,
-made me comfortable about it.
-[Deya] Aw!
-That makes me so happy.
-[chuckles] Really.
I think the date with Godwin
went so incredibly amazing,
but he brought up Jade.
[Kaitlyn]
Um, editor
go back and cut out me
saying "flying high."
[tense music playing]
-Oh
-Right? You know me and Jade--
Oh, dang!
-You're planning to have
-No! No, no, no, no.
-someone else.
-Listen, listen, no, no, no.
[Deya] Going into
the next virgin sacrifice,
there's just such a level of uncertainty
in him still wanting
to explore this with Jade.
So, I just feel confused.
-Hi, guys!
-[group] Aw!
-[Godwin] Hey, what's up, what's up?
-[group] Hey!
[group cheering]
So much has changed, oh, my God,
but I can't wait to hear about everything!
I would be lying if I said
that the whole Andrew thing
didn't cut really deep,
but I wash my hands of it.
I'm closing the door.
-Noah!
-[Noah] Are you okay?
-Is your head okay?
-My head is okay.
I'm here for you.
I'm here for if you need to cry or laugh
or forget about it or talk about it.
-I'm also here for you.
-What? I'm shook.
-I love Andrew.
-[Katya] I know.
-[Noah] And I love you.
-[Katya] I know, I do, too.
-[Noah] So
-[Katya] I do, too.
I bit the dust with Madi.
He's biting the dust with you.
It doesn't excuse our actions,
it just goes to show, like,
"Holy F, this is a lot harder than
we thought it would be."
What do you do when you have
a connection with someone,
and then you meet another someone,
who's maybe gonna be also
an amazing connection?
-You tell them.
-How, how do you juggle the two?
-You don't juggle 'em. You tell them.
-Oh, yeah.
Me and Katya,
we are left connection-less, honestly.
-Alright, Katya.
-[Katya] Love you. I love you, Noah.
-[Noah] Hey, thi-- That--
-[Katya] You know that, right?
[Noah] We can stay
chatting about that, right?
[Katya] Sure.
[Noah]
There is some interest with Brooklyn,
and I don't know,
if it just doesn't work out in my favor,
then I think Katya is so cute,
and I think because
our friendship is built
on such a wholesome foundation,
that's the type of friendship
that is healthy enough
to turn into a, a relationship.
[Madi]
Mike, do you wanna talk to me?
[Mike]
Yeah, we can chat.
I feel like with Noah, I'm moving on.
Like, I don't want him to be,
like, a thought in my mind.
I wanna open myself up to someone,
and, like, I wanna find love.
It is what it is.
Not my person, and that's that.
-Like, I'm good.
-Good.
I would try to look at the silver lining,
and be like,
you know, maybe you're here
to really grow in these relationships
-Yeah.
-and identify what you want, too.
I'm interested in Mike,
and I want to get to know Mike.
I think he, out of everyone here,
is the most husband material to me.
So, when you look for someone,
what are you looking for?
Chemistry, like-mindedness,
-that goes together.
-Yeah.
And then, same page, faith-wise.
In chemistry-wise,
what are you looking for?
[Madi]
I think chemistry can grow.
I think there's like an initial,
like, somethin'-somethin'.
Well, chemistry is also
based off of commonalities.
-[Madi] Yeah.
-'Cause like, are you
what type of things do you like?
Like, I love museums.
-I love art.
-Really?
-I-- Yeah. My--
-That's a random fact, like art museums?
-Or, like--
-I really, really, really like art a lot.
-Yeah.
-I don't know a lot about it,
but I always say, like, my dream date,
I would wake up in Paris,
I would go to the Louvre in my pajamas,
'cause it's completely rented out for me,
and I would just be able
to roam around by myself.
-The Louvre rented out for you?
-Yeah.
-And then, I have dinner--
-So, you're dating a billionaire?
-Yeah.
-Yeah, okay, cool.
And then, like, you know,
I, like, have a croissant,
and just go walk around
and look at whatever I want.
[whimsical music playing]
Well, what do you like?
Uh well, history's dope.
I feel like my brain, like,
really developed overnight with history.
One day I woke up,
and I was like, "History's cool!"
I mean, I love that stuff.
I feel like, I feel like I haven't even,
like, shared that with people in here.
[soft music playing]
I've been takin' my chances ♪
[Mike]
Obviously, Carissa left.
Whether that was gonna work or not,
that's where my time was.
So now, Madi and I need
to have more conversations
and figure out exactly where we're at,
and see if that attraction
and maybe chemistry is gonna be there.
So, I would love to take her on a date.
I feel like I'm an interesting person.
I'm glad you feel that way. [chuckles]
I wanna fall in love ♪
I wanna fall in love tonight ♪
[Kaitlyn] Nothing convinces
people you're interesting
like telling them you're interesting.
It's kind of like me saying,
"Hey, here's Brooklyn and Farha,"
and then telling you it was
an interesting piece of narration.
So, okay, I feel like
I am interested in Andrew.
The whole cookie thing,
that makes me like,
"Aw!" towards him, you know? So--
Yeah, he's definitely,
he's definitely obsessed with you
-[giggles]
-which is super sweet.
Andrew is such a sweetheart, oh, my gosh.
He literally set up, like,
this cookie date for me
and surprised me.
But I just got here.
So, I definitely believe
it's very important for me
to explore all of my options
before I zone in on the one. [giggles]
You wanna chat with me?
-Sure, yeah.
-Okay, cool.
I wanted to ask you,
'cause I know I told you last night,
like, I thought you're, like,
super handsome and stuff,
and you told me you're gonna sleep on it,
-on what you thought about me, so
-[chuckling] Stop!
-I'm blushing so much right now.
-[Brooklyn chuckles]
I think you're very pretty,
and I also have been,
like, enjoying your company,
like, every moment that
I've had to chat with you.
Um, I think--
'Cause me and Andrew are best friends,
I think I have to tread carefully,
because obviously,
the last thing I would want to do
would be, like, hurt you or hurt Andrew.
-Mm-hm, yeah.
-Really. But I, like--
Do I want to?
Like, yes, obviously.
-Yeah.
-But is it like
Can I? Like, I don't know.
["Cry No More" by Jake Warren playing]
Sorry, I couldn't, like, formally
get down on one knee tonight.
Like, I know that's what
you're asking for, but
-Yeah. Exactly that.
-I'm kidding.
-That's exactly what I wanted.
-You're like, "Put that ring
-on my damn finger right now."
-Go.
-Make a little ring out of that leaf
-Shut up.
-and then give it to me.
-That would be cute.
That would be-- Okay,
-that would be cute.
-[chuckles]
Andrew is 100% for Brooklyn,
and me and Madi are done.
Brooklyn is on my radar,
and I am interested,
but is it appropriate for me to explore it
at the same time Andrew is?
Or do I pursue Katya?
I mean, I know at any point I can go home.
Hopefully, I'll find a connection
and some forgiveness.
We'll see.
♪
I won't cry no more for you ♪
You got me hurtin',
baby, now we're through ♪
And I don't care what you're gonna do ♪
I won't cry no more for you ♪
-[birds chirping]
-[ocean waves crashing]
[Kaitlyn]
Tomorrow's virgin sacrifice
threatens even the strongest bonds.
Like besties Noah and Andrew,
who in a bizarre twist of fate,
both like the same
stunning blonde Brooklyn.
What are the chances?
["Erase Yesterday" by The Home Of Happy
David John Parsons, Lana McDonagh playing]
It's all coming back to me now ♪
And I really don't wanna be
going behind his back
and stealing the girl
that he's talking to.
[Andrew]
I just don't want you to do that
if you're actually interested, man.
[Noah]
It's not so cut and dry.
I'm in the middle ground
where it's like
[sighs]
[Andrew]
That's kind of his decision.
I'm not my brother's keeper.
He's trying to respect
bro code of like,
"Hey, I wanna get to know her."
But honestly,
if Noah and Brooklyn end up together,
I will be so devastated.
So, I gotta put myself
out there with Brooklyn.
♪♪
[Colton Underwood]
As Noah and Andrew recover
from their first big fight,
the other virgins discuss
their complete sexual histories.
My first kiss was awful.
I loved mine.
-Yours was bad, too?
-Yeah, I was like, 16.
Yeah, I didn't know what I was doing.
I was like, I don't know
how to kiss anyone.
-[Mike] Yeah.
-I was, like, at a party and I was like,
I thought this guy was cute,
and I kind of just wanted
to get it out the way,
-'cause I was like, "I'm 22."
-[Mike] Yeah.
-[Jade] Yeah.
-And we went upstairs,
like, had a make-out session and stuff,
and he bit my lip
-[Godwin] Oh!
-and it started bleeding.
You started bleeding on the lip?
-[Sara] It was terrible.
-[Godwin] Dang.
-And haven't had one since?
-Oh, no, absolutely not.
-Like, I would just--
-Well, I want to encourage you,
-that's not how that's supposed to happen.
-That's what everybody's saying, yeah.
I have only kissed one guy
in my entire life,
and it kind of was the worst.
I have not had a boyfriend.
I have not been on a date yet,
which is why it would be super fun
for me to go on a date here.
Honestly. [chuckles]
[Kaitlyn]
Sara's never been on a date?
Um, men of America,
please see me after class.
Now, back to big trouble in little Utah.
Both Noah and Andrew
hope working out with Brooklyn
will lead to things
working out with Brooklyn.
-Damn.
-[groaning]
-[Noah] Should I guide our workout?
-[Andrew] Yeah, tell us.
-Should I do it?
-[Andrew/Brooklyn] Yep.
Literally, Andrew, Brooklyn, and Noah?
This is one, two, three.
That is literally so funny.
Twenty-one, 22, 23
[Madi] The whole situation of them
just working out with her?
Like, it's so obvious, you know?
Like, be a little more subtle.
It's gonna be a love triangle,
and I literally want
nothing to do with it.
I want it to be like the Bermuda Triangle
where it just, like, all disappears into--
it just is, uh, gone.
Farha.
You don't wanna work out
with the LDS boys?
-[Katya laughing]
-No, not in these boots.
I think that's exactly
what you should be--
Just step on all of them.
You're so right. I feel like
they need a dommy mommy.
They're out of control.
[Kaitlyn] Well, ladies,
if you're not into LDS,
perhaps we can interest you
in a little MDS,
The Church of Mike's Downright Sexy.
[Rachael]
Goddamn. Okay.
I can't shake you off ♪
Holy shit, the veins?
I wanna get you off ♪
[Madi]
He's literally my perfect body type.
Like, that is hot. Objectively.
Oh yeah.
Ooh, so attractive.
Mike working out is a sight to see.
A beautiful sight to see, if I may add.
[chuckles]
He literally looks like a god.
[angelic choir singing]
I would do nasty things to Mike.
I'm sorry.
Ah! Mike P., Mike P.
Doing the Lord's work.
He is a great distraction,
but when it comes down to it,
he just doesn't do it
for me like Michael does.
Michael's been on my mind the whole time.
He's really somebody that
I've been, like, kind of waiting for.
So, I feel like at this point,
I'm pretty screwed.
My heart can be Michael's. My-- [laughs]
Your vagina can be Mike's.
[Rachael] Unh.
[sultry pop music playing]
[Kaitlyn]
Howdy, virgins.
♪♪
We have a big surprise for you.
But to build the tension,
we're walking in slow-mo.
When I see Kaitlyn and Colton walking up,
I know that something's gonna go down.
So, I'm actually really excited
to see what today holds.
-[Deya] [shrieking] What?!
-[Colton] Surprise.
Alright, hi, everyone!
[contestants] Hi!
Farha, Brooklyn,
how's your time been so far?
Brooklyn's in a love triangle.
[laughter]
A love triangle?!
-Already?!
-Dead.
[Godwin] A real bombshell.
A real bombshell.
Well, it sounds like
a lot is happening here.
We're gonna play a very revealing game.
♪♪
And have you ever heard of the game
"Never Have I Ever"?
[contestants] Yes!
Digging up all the dirt
on everybody, finally.
Oh, no.
Kaitlyn and I are going to take turns
asking you all questions
about your sexual experiences.
If you've done it,
you take a step forward.
[Farha]
You know, I am nervous
that I am gonna get exposed
in front of everyone.
These virgins make me feel like
I've been gang-banged or something.
Like, I feel so experienced
and, and so worldly around these people.
[Kaitlyn]
And the last virgin standing wins.
We will have one female
and one male winner.
[contestants] Ooh!
[Kaitlyn] Each will get
the chance to go on a date.
[contestants] Oh!
I've never been on a date in my life,
and I really, really, really badly
wanna go on this date today,
because I feel like
it'd be a great opportunity
for me and Jake to explore our connection.
Alright, so obviously,
huge stakes for today,
because, as you know,
tomorrow there is a virgin sacrifice.
[Andrew] Me and Noah
are both pursuing Brooklyn.
He's definitely direct competition.
I just wanna win the game,
'cause I wanna go on the date with her.
-[bell rings]
-[Kaitlyn] Ding, ding!
Up next, it's Virgin v. Virgin,
in the All-Mormon Title Fight
Mormania: Battle for Brooklyn.
With a date on the line,
everything is on the line.
[hard rock music plays]
-[birds chirping]
-[ocean waves crashing]
["Danger on the Dance Floor"
by Sonny Rey playing]
Workin' that thing like a weapon ♪
All I wanna say is ♪
Please don't shoot me down,
down, down, down, down ♪
Who's ready to play "Never Have I Ever"?
[contestants cheering]
The person with the least experience
based on the questions
will win the V-card and get a date.
I'm sure being 34, you are crispy clean.
Like, I have been around.
I've done a lot,
so I'm a little concerned.
I've done oral, and I've done a lot of it.
I love head.
I will say, it's hard to find a guy
who could compete with my Hitachi Wands.
I've masturbated for sure.
I've literally just kissed boys. [giggles]
Definitely pushed the boundaries
of doing everything,
except putting it in.
I have never given oral,
but I've received it.
Hands, touchy, feeling.
-Finger fun.
-Tuggy-Touchy, you know, fingering,
you know what I mean?
Doing other-- Giving her pleasure.
She might give you some pleasure back.
I don't wanna put a penis
in my mouth, like, ugh.
But I'll touch it.
♪♪
[Colton] Remember,
that if you've done the prompt,
you will take a step forward.
The last person standing wins.
"Never have I ever thought seriously
about marrying someone."
-[intense music playing]
-[Madi] Ty!
Aw!
"Never have I ever sent a sext."
[Noah]
[gasps] Ooh!
Bye, guys.
Goddammit, Jake. [chuckles]
[Madi]
Jake's a little, like, sleeper.
Like, I didn't know that stuff about him.
Okay, Mike.
You can send me a sext.
-[laughing]
-Oh, my God.
Mike, you hesitated.
Have not sent a nude,
but I mean, I've kept it spicy.
I have not been the golden boy.
Like, I've had oral sex.
I've done those things.
The hardest boundary for me
is that third base boundary.
Let's just say I've been
in the weight room training
to hit a grand slam.
[laughing]
♪♪
"Never have I ever been called a player."
[laughter]
Watching Noah walk forward,
I'm kind of feeling like, "Oh no!"
Like, "Please be the last person
so we can go on a date."
Ty, you're one step away
from getting eliminated
and getting into the water.
-[Ty] Yeah.
-"Never have I ever
gone skinny dipping."
-Oh, what?
-Oh, come on.
-What?
-Y'all never done that?
-[Godwin] No, never.
-You never been naked in the river?
[Godwin] No.
[Farha] Nothing really surprised me
other than how, like, lame people are.
Like, they really haven't lived at all.
I think God would be okay with
a little, like, titty action. You know?
[Colton] Ty, you're out.
First in the pool,
maybe first in the love shack.
[laughs]
[sighs]
"Never have I ever been to a strip club."
[sultry music playing]
[Madi]
Is Mike jumping in?
♪♪
Whoa, someone's got
a little bit of a past.
Wee!
So, I went to a strip club once.
I was, like, super, like, shy,
I didn't wanna look or anything.
And then one of my friends orders like
A legit, like, ham sandwich
at a strip club.
Like, what is that?
I'll try my best.
I'm bummed that I lost,
but I still have hope
that Sara's gonna win.
Alright, so our final two,
we have Andrew and Noah.
-[suspenseful music playing]
-Oh shit, that's gonna be interesting.
-Uh, you're gonna fun tonight.
-[giggles]
[Noah] Me and Andrew
both want a chance
to explore the same girl.
This is awkward.
I don't know how to handle it very well.
Congratulations,
you guys have done the least.
[laughter]
You may be doing the most here
[contestants] Ooh!
[group exclaiming]
Oh, my That was good.
I mean, you are wearing
a red flag on your shorts.
[contestants screaming, squealing]
-Kaitlyn is coming for them!
-Kaitlyn's on fire today!
As it comes down to me and Noah,
I am so freaking stressed
about what the next question is,
'cause I know both of us
would probably ask Brooklyn.
[suspenseful music playing]
"Never have I ever
[suspenseful music continues]
been a booty call."
♪♪
[group cheering]
Ooh ♪
♪♪
[Kaitlyn]
Congratulations for winning.
You get to go on an amazing date tonight,
but you're not gonna choose until later.
It is insane knowing that Noah has won.
The man never loses.
And never loses his virginity either.
[Kaitlyn]
Alright, ladies.
["Nasty" by Tinashe playing]
I been a nasty girl, nasty ♪
I've been a nasty, nasty, nasty ♪
Let's go get 'em, Sara!
Girls, who are, who are we
going for if we win this V-card?
-Mike.
-[Colton] Ooh, quick Mike.
-Yep.
-Is somebody gonna match my freak? ♪
Getting to go on a date
with a guy like that?
Like that's bragging rights
for the rest of my life,
you know what I mean?
Like, he is just so great.
So, I wanna win.
"Never have I ever been on a date."
Baby, put it on me ♪
I like it just like that ♪
Sara, you've never been on a real date?
-No.
-[Kaitlyn] Aw!
"Never have I ever watched porn."
[suggestive music playing]
-[laughter]
-Oh!
Hey-yo! Hey, come on.
They be some wild women,
you know what I'm saying?
But look, man, like, I know how it be.
Do you feel like Rachael stepped
forward very confidently,
-and I like that.
-Hell yeah.
-I have no shame in it. I think--
-I think you shouldn't.
Amen to that. I want to
give that a round of applause.
♪♪
The ladies who stepped forward
Hell yeah.
-what's your category?
-[laughter]
Bosses. [giggles]
Bosses! I love it. Okay, juicy.
The bosses do it for me.
Inappropriate relationships,
I-I have a thing for.
So, yes, Daddy.
[laughing] Oh, God!
"Never have I ever gotten a hickey."
Look at this!
Oh, Sara!
[excited chatter]
[Rachael] Spicy!
During my first kiss,
so, like, he bit my lip,
and then it started bleeding,
but, like, there also was, like,
a hickey right here.
[Deya]
That guy was a vampire.
If you compare us on the virgin spectrum,
it doesn't even seem like
we're in the same genre.
Like, Sara, she has never even
been on a date.
Meanwhile, I'm out here, throat goat.
[goat bleating]
"Never have I ever sent a sext."
I'm not gonna be this hot forever,
so I might as well show it off now.
"Given someone a fake phone number."
Hell yeah, all the time.
"Been in a relationship."
[contestants cheering]
I knew that I would
not be winning that game.
[people exclaiming]
I'm definitely one of the, like,
whoriest virgins here.
Farha, Rachael, and Deya, out of the comp.
No lie, the girls are freaky-deaky.
The guys over here
are just sitting, all vanilla,
just twiddling their thumbs.
We can't compare to this energy
that the girls are bringing.
"Never have I ever
shared a bed with a member
of the opposite sex."
[group cheering]
♪♪
Down to the wire.
[Kaitlyn] Madi and Jade
are one step away,
and Sara is still three steps away.
I wanna win this game.
I wanna win every game.
I'm very competitive.
"Never have I ever
[suspenseful music playing]
kissed two people in the same night."
♪♪
Yo, and just like that.
[group cheering]
Sara, you are the winner.
[everyone cheering]
Oh, my God, it's like your first date!
I know, it's my first date ever.
[cheering continues]
[joyful music playing]
Yay! I won! I won!
I won the date for, like, doing nothing.
[laughs]
That's all I wanted, was to have
my first date be here!
So, I'm so happy that it's happening now.
So, Noah and Sara, congratulations.
You each get to choose
someone to go on a date.
Ladies first.
♪♪
Hmm, Jake.
[group cheering]
[Godwin] Yeah, Jake!
Knowing it's Sara's first date,
it is gonna be extremely special,
and I'm gonna do whatever it takes
for her to have an amazing time.
I think it's gonna be great.
As long as you don't bite her, we're good.
Yeah, please don't.
[laughter]
Noah, who are you asking
on your date tonight?
["It's Going Down Undefeated"
by Hoffman, Easley, and Vegas playing]
Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
This girl is really cute.
She's been very kind to me.
♪♪
I would love to get
to know Brooklyn better.
So, Brooklyn, will you
go on a date with me?
-Yeah.
-[Noah] Okay.
I'm so happy.
I never back down,
so you gotta go ♪
It's a very sticky situation, honestly.
Definitely knew Noah
was gonna ask Brooklyn,
which sucks because
I am so interested in her,
and he's like my best friend here,
and if they align, then I could go home.
♪
-[birds chirping]
-[ocean waves crashing]
[Colton]
This experience is all about firsts.
It's Brooklyn and Noah's
first date together.
Jake is taking Sara
on her first date ever.
And if they share
any other major first tonight,
we're sure as hell gonna
get that on camera.
Alright, are you guys excited
for an incredibly luxurious evening?
-Yes.
-[Colton] So, I've arranged
for a very talented chef
to prepare a fine dining experience
just for the two of you.
And each course will
come with a card prompt
to spice up your dinner.
-Oh.
-[Jake] Wow.
[Sara]
I think I'm a virgin
because I've never been
in love with anyone,
because I just haven't dated or anything,
and here I am.
So, it's feeling surreal, honestly.
-[soft guitar music playing]
-Alright.
Tonight, you two are having a spa date.
So, I've curated a little
spa menu for the two of you,
and on it you'll find different prompts
for different relaxation exercises.
I thought this could be
a really nice opportunity
to just relax and unwind.
I'm, like, really excited
to go on this date with Noah,
because I think he's a total cutie.
I'm just curious if he's, like,
actually looking for something serious,
or to just kind of like, you know,
lollygag around the island. [giggles]
I'll be spying on you
from around the corner. Okay.
-[Noah] Excellent, thank you.
-[Kaitlyn laughs]
[light, jazzy music playing]
-Oh, oysters. Okay, thank you.
-Thank you.
"Shoot your shot."
How are you supposed to eat this?
[food slurping]
-[Jake chuckles]
-No! Oh gosh.
I've been told eating oysters,
I guess is a "arvershi--"
[laughing] I can't even say the word.
Avrocaca-- cus-- Uh, aver-dis-iac?
Aphrodisiacs.
I got it.
"Drizzle honey in your partner's mouth."
Yeah!
-Oh, oh! You good?
-Yeah. [laughs]
When I imagined my first date,
I was thinking of maybe
just a regular meal,
but I'm having a good time,
and I think that's all that matters.
That's attractive.
You look amazing anyways.
Whatever you do is beautiful.
Aw. [giggles] Thank you.
["Brand New" by Naomi August playing]
Think I'm feelin' brand new ♪
Got some things I wanna show you, ooh ♪
"Take turns giving your partner
a hand and a foot massage."
[Brooklyn]
I feel like that's a lot.
Oh, that is a lot.
I think I've made a mistake here.
I am excited for this date,
but this is honestly a nightmare
for me on the inside.
What is all this stuff?
These look like weapons.
Lots of physical touch.
That is like, fifth
or sixth date material.
"Place your hands on each other's hearts."
Baby, you should work me ♪
Just a little bit more ♪
A lot of fun, you know?
We're, like, having a good time together.
I can see it going
into something romantic.
Everyone's gonna say,
"What'd you do on your date?"
And I'm just like,
"Well, I oiled her up." [laughing]
-Oh, yeah. [laughs]
-I got oiled up.
[Kaitlyn]
While Noah enjoys his rubdown,
Andrew wishes he could get rubbed out
with all the stress
of the virgin sacrifice
hanging over his head.
♪♪
-Okay, so
-Hit me. What's on your mind?
I, uh, I need your advice.
-About what?
-Brooklyn. [chuckles]
Farha and Brooklyn are very close,
and I just wanna
understand where she's at.
I'm going into a virgin sacrifice
not knowing exactly if
I'm staying or going home,
because I still don't know
where I stand with her.
I think where her head's at,
is pretty much you and Noah
in the running, obviously.
But I will say that she's really attracted
to how persistent you are.
Like, when you gave her the cookie,
she came back, like, gushing.
And I was like, "Wow, you'd be,
like, so easy to join a cult,
'cause you love love-bombing so much."
-[laughing] Oh, my gosh.
-'Cause she was like--
That's when she was just like,
"Yeah, I'm, like, you know,
I'm starting to like him, I think
there could be something romantic there."
That was like the first time
I, I heard her say that.
So that sucks, 'cause right now you're
probably sitting here wondering,
like, what's going
on on their date, right?
-Yeah.
-It's all, like, sadly contingent
on whether she hits it off with Noah.
You know, he has googly eyes for Brooklyn,
which I think everyone can see,
but I don't know how much
of what he says is authentic
because I think the best fuck boys
are the best at, you know,
feigning romance.
It's just so forced that it
just doesn't seem organic
and, like, there's an actual spark there.
-[light music playing]
-[insects chirping]
-To massages.
-[laughing] Massages.
-And this date.
-[Noah] And this date.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
♪♪
If we were, like, in the outside,
-like, outside of this
-Uh-huh.
like, do you think, like,
we would go out?
When I take someone out on a date,
it's like, to see if maybe
that friendship can develop
into something more romantic.
I want you to keep exploring, like,
your options with Andrew.
Wait, what?
[curious music playing]
So, like, you're, like, still, like,
exploring and stuff?
I-I couldn't name another girl
on the island that I'm like,
"Oh yeah, like, I'm in the middle of
exploring this girl right now,"
but I for sure wouldn't be ready to like,
make us exclusive.
This is friendship,
still exploring to see
if, like, romance is there.
He kind of dropped, like,
the friendship bomb on me.
Why would he be saying,
"Oh, let's start off with friends?"
We're here to find somebody,
and I feel like time
is very, very limited.
So this is just like,
kind of, like, confusing me.
Um
I d-- I don't want you to feel like
I'm pushing you away.
It's more just like,
I wanna be honest about, like,
-how I'm really feeling.
-Mm-hm.
[Noah] Me and Katya, like,
have this amazing friendship,
and it gets me questioning, like,
"Well, how soon is too soon
to see if that friendship
could turn romantic?"
[Kaitlyn]
Noah, if you're watching this back,
try to not beat yourself up
and just wish Andrew and Brooklyn well
on their engagement.
Now, to Sara's first date,
which is sweet and only getting sweeter.
[Jake]
How are you feeling?
Yeah, I couldn't imagine, like,
at this moment, going on this date
with anybody else.
-Same.
-Um, like, to lay it all out there,
[sighs] so I can just get it off my chest,
-because that's-- I-I need to do that.
-[Jake clears throat]
I wasn't asking for much ♪
Like, this is the first time
I'm catching feelings
-for anyone.
-Mm.
-Yeah.
-And
I'm not gonna even, like, lie.
I'm-- I w-- I would be sad to see
you talking to someone else.
So carefully dive in ♪
["Dive" by Adette playing]
We're definitely on the same page.
Whoever comes on the island, it's like
who cares? I'm with Sara.
'Cause you ♪
Light up the room ♪
I'm happy that she was able to share
her heart with me and all of that.
I am all in for her.
It's awesome to know
that she's all in for me.
She's just so genuine and just so sincere.
And I could definitely see myself,
yeah, losing my virginity to her.
I just want it to be
as normal as possible, you know?
I agree. I agree completely.
[Sara]
It was really difficult for me,
because I've never done that before,
and I've never felt like this before.
So, I'm glad that I am
telling him these things. [chuckles]
Okay, the last course today
is whipped cream.
[Sara]
"Whipped cream.
"Put on each other's bodies.
"Lick it off.
Last one."
Okay.
Mm
Can you get a little closer please?
-Um
-Aw!
Okay. Oh gosh, okay.
[Sara giggles]
[both laughing]
That was more like--
It was more like a dog
-than it was like--
-[laughing]
Than like, something, like, romantic.
It was like [slurps]
-[laughing]
-Um
[gentle music playing]
[giggling]
What?
What?
What?
-Okay.
-Hm?
What if
♪♪
Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Okay.
Come here.
[chuckles]
[laughs]
-[music stops]
-[chuckles]
[inhales sharply]
Yeah, it was awkward. [laughs]
I'm gonna try that again.
So this, and then here, just
[sultry music playing]
[both laughing]
♪♪
Technically, yeah, my first kiss,
'cause the last one didn't count, so
Oh, my gosh, yeah,
that was my first real kiss.
♪♪
The first time somebody's touched my lips
-since that guy bit me.
-[laughs]
-Since his what?
-So, you're already doing great,
'cause you didn't make me bleed.
So, that's great. [laughs]
I could not have asked
for a better first date.
It was, it was just so great, all of it,
the food, the environment, and the kiss.
I'm very happy right now.
I do like him, okay?
[exhales deeply] Wow.
♪♪
-[birds chirping]
-[ocean waves crashing]
[upbeat music playing]
[Colton] It's becoming clear
on Are You My First?
that the usual rules of dating
don't apply.
It's a place where a sexy massage
teleports you into the friend zone,
and a super awkward kiss
takes you to cloud nine.
What the hell is this show?
Do you wanna talk
about all of it? Like?
-[Madi gasps]
-He kissed me.
[group screaming and cheering]
["We Can Make This Happen"
by Mixtape Mashup playing]
[cheering and screaming continue]
[Sara]
Getting to know Jake,
and him getting to know my lips,
Jake getting to know my lips, was amazing.
I'm very happy right now.
My cheeks are hurting
I'm so happy, so
No, he didn't bite me, it was great!
[cheering]
No blood!
We can make this happen ♪
[Kaitlyn]
The way I see things,
all these virgins need lip balm.
Some will stay for more kissing,
and others will be kissing
their time on the island goodbye
at tonight's virgin sacrifice.
And that line was so great,
I'll take my Emmy now, thank you.
I just wanna know what
the fuck's happening today.
[groans]
Kaitlyn and Colton told us
that there's gonna be an elimination.
We have no idea
if they're gonna ask us
to make a vote a different way,
or if no people are going home,
or if, like, five people are going home,
like, we truly have no idea.
So it, like, freaks me out.
Elimination is tonight, bro.
Tonight, everybody's face
gonna be like [gasps]
Yeah.
[Rachael] Since Michael left,
I'm feeling, like, a little lost.
So, I decided to write Michael a letter,
just, like, let him know
that he's been on my mind and in my heart.
There's another virgin sacrifice,
and, at this point, I don't feel like
I have a good connection here.
I feel like, for sure, I'm going home.
[pensive music playing]
I wonder if Andrew's gonna
try to scramble tonight.
I know Andrew's feelings
are so much deeper for Brooklyn
than my feelings are.
And I'm-- With Katya,
like, haven't explored it yet,
and would like to see if I can change
our friendship into something more.
Man, I think that's cap.
Like [clicks tongue]
[curious music playing]
-Really? Like, d-do you wanna--
-Yeah.
You see her romantically?
I want to give it a shot
before I leave here.
[Godwin]
So first, it was Madi,
then yesterday, was Brooklyn,
now today is Katya?
Man, I don't know, bro.
I don't know who think-- bro think he is,
but he out here trying
to collect the Infinity Stones, man.
Like, that's crazy to me.
I have been spending, like,
ever since Brooklyn got here,
like, every second of
my-my-my time with Brooklyn.
Like, I know what she's like.
I still don't know what
Katya is like, romantically.
Would love to see what's up.
Now that I'm free to think
romantically about her,
now that she's not with Andrew,
it's like me and Katya's friendship
has grown into something in my heart
that I can't even stop myself
from sharing, even though I know
there has already been so much
chatter about being a player,
about not being truthful.
And here I am doing another switch-up
that people aren't gonna understand.
[Kaitlyn]
Speaking of switch-ups,
we're on our way to switch things up
by switching up the drama for
even more drama.
I am fuel to the fire ♪
[Brooklyn]
I'm loving the all black on Andrew.
[laughter and chatter]
-[Andrew] Can I sit by you?
-Yeah.
[indistinct chatter]
Oh! They're here.
[chuckling] Oh.
♪♪
I am fuel to the fire ♪
I'd be scared.
I currently have no one,
so I'm pretty vulnerable,
but I don't wanna go home.
What is up?
-Hi, good evening.
-[overlapping greetings]
It's been an eventful week
here on Are You My First?
-[Jade] Yes.
-[Rachael] To say the least.
[Colton]
Looking around the room,
I'm starting to see some
beautiful couples forming,
which is so great,
because you all came here
looking for love.
[soft music playing]
And for some of you,
that seems to be working.
But tonight, we are
kickin' things up a notch.
[dramatic music playing]
For tonight's virgin sacrifice,
each man will be asked to step forward
and proclaim to the group
the one woman he could potentially
fall in love with.
But the power isn't
all in the men's hands.
♪♪
Each of these women
will have the opportunity
to declare if she also sees
a romantic future with that man.
And if she doesn't,
both are vulnerable
and at risk of being sent home.
When it's time, Kaitlyn and I
will call you to the virgin sacrifice,
where the truth will be revealed
about which couples are truly
progressing and falling in love,
and which people will be headed home,
broken-hearted.
I hate sacrifices.
I guess I'll be the bearer
of the bad news ♪
I feel like a bucket of ice
has been poured over my whole body.
I'm filled with absolute dread
over what's about to happen.
So, good luck, and we will see you later.
[dramatic music playing]
It's going down ♪
Whether you like it or not ♪
It's going down ♪
-[Madi] What a night.
-I know.
How you feeling?
-[Madi] Nervous.
-[chuckling] Nervous?
You're probably the only person
I'm interested in in here.
I don't know, we haven't ever--
You haven't ever expressed anything,
so I don't know where you're at.
-Mm-hm.
-'Cause obviously you're very attractive.
-So like, you know what I mean?
-And you know you are, too.
-Thank you.
-Yeah. I mean, I think,
and if I haven't expressed that to you,
-like I--
-Yeah, thank you.
I just am very careful with, like--
-No, I know, I know.
-Yeah.
-Well, that's what I'm figuring out.
-What is happening?
I'm freaking out.
I'm incredibly worried
that I'll be sent home.
Show me what ♪
To believe ♪
You know I think
the absolute world of you.
Um, I mean, I, I broke up
my connection for, for you, and so
We, like, really do, like,
get along pretty well.
And, like, I've, like, loved getting
to know you and everything,
but, like, I just don't know.
When the curtain falls ♪
And the show, it ends ♪
The stakes are very high
for this virgin sacrifice,
because you have to admit your feelings,
and I feel so torn between Noah or Andrew,
especially if it means that
somebody may go home.
The silence of your heart's
so loud it drowns me out ♪
I really appreciate
our friendship so much.
-Yeah, me too.
-Like, this is the type of friendship
that I would like to try
something more with.
♪♪
-Noah.
-And I would like to--
I would love to get to know you
on a romantic level.
And if it doesn't happen
now or ever, like, it's okay.
I just want you to know that, like,
this is what I've been waiting for
the whole time in here,
it's you.
[Katya]
What the fuck?
I am absolutely blindsided.
-It's the worst timing.
-It's the worst timing ever.
But I just have to be like a brave person
and say what I feel.
[emotional]
Like, you're amazing.
'Kay? [crying]
["Lights Go Out" by River Atley playing]
Noah has not even taken
one step in my direction
this entire time,
so it is coming out of left field.
No, I really don't know what to think
and I have no idea what I am going to do.
I mean, there's been a lot going on,
-and I have no idea
-Yeah.
what's gonna happen to people
who don't have connections.
I'm, like, antsy right now.
I just can't-- I feel like I
can't control anything.
[Andrew]
Holy shit!
[Rachael]
What the fuck?!
[Colton]
Next time, on Are You My First?
[Andrew] It's time.
[Colton]
virgins are sacrificed
[Andrew]
I'm filled with absolute dread
over what's about to happen.
[gasps] Yo!
[Colton]
new virgins arrive
[Rachael]
The boys are here!
[Colton]
and hearts are broken.
[Ty]
I was just a placeholder
while she was waiting
for that other guy to gain interest.
♪♪
[upbeat music playing]
Get lost in the wave of the moment ♪
You can ride it any way that you want ♪
Get lost in a wave of emotion ♪
If you're down, let it lift you up ♪
Doesn't matter where you're goin' to ♪
Doesn't matter where you been ♪
Doesn't matter where you come from ♪
Doesn't matter where you live ♪
Get lost in the wave of the moment ♪
If you're down, let it lift you up ♪
[rhythmic clapping]
♪♪