Bar: One Ring (2025) s01e06 Episode Script
Episode 6
The job of a bartender is not difficult at all.
It may be shocking at first.
Human stories are not so unique
as it may seem at first glance.
Do you know how many I've seen
who asked forgiveness from dead wives.
So, when this board
fills up, will they let me go?
Yes, when it's full.
But for this it is necessary that
clients followed the rules.
They always paid per call.
Is this outfit necessary?
Hey!
I actually still have some questions.
Vit, it�s painful to even look at.
Maybe you can wipe it yourself?
No, child labor ennobles.
- Hello.
- Oh, hello.
- Are you working?
- We're just waiting for you.
You see, they even washed the chandelier
for the first time for the first time.
Fathers are holy.
Nothing, but clean.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I said I couldn't handle it.
It's okay, Vit.
Keep working.
Let me compensate you at the expense of the establishment.
Well, you can figure it out for yourself.
Or maybe you have something
is there something human?
Some whiskey guy
decades, there, cognac?
Yeah, maybe you need a hookah
some fruit and we'll go to the hotel?
Listen, I probably came here
to die from a bullet, and
not from cheap alcohol.
How I love those who know what
wants, and who does not need to explain the rules.
Who are we calling?
For the dog.
To the dog?
For the dog.
Well, dog.
Was a family member, I want to talk to him.
How nice.
How can I translate for you from dog?
So let's call grandma Praskovya.
To whom?
Praskovya Fedorovna Lapshina.
She is hereditary
clairvoyant, died in May 2015.
And she told my
family, that I am under a curse.
I tried to remove it, but it didn't work.
So I want to call and
find out whether there is a shot or a misfire.
Are you kidding me?
Time has passed.
Hello, grandma. Hello, this is Alik.
I really need to know.
Is now a good time?
to buy dollars?
Or is it better to wait?
Stop calling me.
Okay, question then.
So you took money from people.
Why do you yourself never
Have you played the lottery or the casino?
You are clairvoyant after all.
I
everyone
deceived.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, she's swearing so much there
starts, I won't translate.
Okay, good luck.
Beloved old lady.
Wait, is this a prank?
was and are you going to shoot yourself now?
Well, yes.
ABOUT! Let's call Kharms, shall we?
Who is this, a children's writer?
What kind of child is he?
Daniil Ivanovich Ivachev, February 2, 42.
42 years old?
Oh, it's up there.
Is it really so important to talk to him?
My idol.
Who would you talk to about who is your idol?
I actually like Dora.
But she's alive, and I don't mean to call her.
Found it!
Daniil Ivanovich, hello. I'm from
future.
I just wanted to say that
after death you were rehabilitated.
Your works are very popular
They are published a lot and staged in the theater.
In St. Petersburg there is a huge
your portrait on the house.
Not
Maybe
be.
No, it's true.
And I'm just sincerely sorry that
it didn't happen in your lifetime.
In general, thank you.
Thank you.
Let's go for Kharms.
Are you calling again?
Quiet.
Who else?
We're calling Kolchak.
I wish you good health, Your Excellency.
Admiral, where is the empire's gold hidden?
What? With Russia.
What do you mean?
Is the monarchy back?
In a sense, yes.
Are you for the king?
With all my soul.
So what about gold?
Drowned.
Where?
In Baikal.
If you can get it, give it to the king.
I obey, Your Excellency.
No need!
Little one, why are you tense?
Oh wow, you're already a fortune teller, Kharms
They called some Kolchakov.
So why are you sad?
Get out of here already, that's enough
risking your life just like that.
Nice guy, really.
Listen, how many rounds of ammunition?
did you reach the maximum?
In my memory, up to five.
Survived?
Well, that is, essentially
there is a chance to break the record, right?
There is at least one percent
the likelihood that she will come to her senses.
At least half a percent.
As I told you earlier,
we can only support it
life support apparatus. But
statistics in such cases, say,
not on our side.
Just wait.
What to expect?
Euthanasia is prohibited in our country.
So just wait.
Streltsova Victoria Valerievna.
April 24, 1995.
This is the real reason.
And I was wondering whether you would decide or not.
Don't poison my soul.
Time has passed.
Hello.
How
You
cat?
I can't.
You just left me
and I became mad.
I don't really know what to do.
I
wanted
you
save.
Yours
parents
are right.
I
killed
you.
Live.
For real.
It won't work without you.
Time.
Let's pay.
With your luck you are definitely
you will become a bar record holder.
Give me a photo.
On the honor board.
Vitka, come with me, okay?
Come on, guys, have more fun.
Show me.
Shake it there.
SHOT.
Now I will find him.
You can congratulate me.
I have one client left.
One client.
That's all.
My contract with the bar will be fulfilled.
Will you come back to her?
To that girl from the photo
from the Fields of Miracles museum?
There is no way to return to her.
Is she the reason you ended up here?
I ended up here because of myself, Vitya.
And how? Did the bar help you?
The contract with this bar benefits only the bar.
Appeared.
I want to pay.
Go away, bitch!
Vit, I want you to know
if you're the last one
a line over there on that board,
It won't make me happy.
Just everyone who comes here
everyone lives in the past.
Alik, Olya, priest,
you're with your secret girlfriend.
There is no life in the past.
There is only death there.
And I want to live.
And mom would like it too.
Stop!
Andrey, give it here.
Vitya, have you gone crazy, or what?
What are you doing?
Is this the main one? You are in charge here.
I know your rules.
Let's do without shots today.
Interesting idea, but I'm afraid
We can't do without them.
Otherwise he won't get out of here.
I heard you and I can come to an agreement.
Have you ever needed advertising?
Are you an advertiser?
He's a policeman.
Policeman?
Vitya, shut up.
Just a minute.
Let me be your roof.
I will solve all problems.
You need a person in the police.
In the police?
Yes.
So we have no problems.
There is a liquor license.
Fire extinguisher.
There's even a book of complaints
They started it specifically because of Vitya.
In general, according to the contract, this is not for me.
This
There.
I will be your roof!
I'll help with the corpses!
No one will ever contact you!
First of all, screaming is not necessary.
The guys there can hear everything well.
Or maybe not guys.
Girls?
How should they respond?
If the phone is silent
And he is silent.
This means the proposal was rejected.
Well, everything is fine with us, really.
Fine, as they say.
Andrey, that's enough!
If you scratch the bar counter for me
Andrey, it doesn�t work like that!
They beat him a lot of times, and then
in the end they still shot!
Vitya!
The guy is right.
You're just wasting your time.
If there was a conversation
there must be a shot.
For the slow-witted.
There was a ding.
Need a bang.
It'll be a good shot for you.
No!
The bill has been paid.
Everything is fine. Let's go.
Here's the thing
payment did not go through.
The client did not consent.
I paid for everything voluntarily.
His consent is needed.
He has to live with it.
OK.
Vitya, give your consent and let�s go.
Oh, I recognize cop things.
Everything should be formalized retroactively.
No, that doesn't work here.
Your shot, your minute.
If you want, call Yagoda.
And to pay for it,
need one more.
And with his consent.
Tell him you agree.
No.
Agreement! Fast!
Vit, please.
I beg you.
Well, don't be an idiot, Vit.
This case was about an idiot.
Then a doctor of science came to me.
I wanted to find out the formula from my deceased colleague.
Found out.
Having thought about it.
You understand, right?
I won't let you shoot.
Vit.
Shut up!
Don't shut me up.
I spent so much time with him,
He is now like my own son.
Give him permission.
And let him finally shoot himself.
Let's.
No, I won't.
Everything happened because of me.
If you still die, then I will
I won�t forgive you for this at all.
Vit, no need.
What are you doing?
Fireworks in your honor.
Little you
lucky guy.
By the way, you have a paid minute.
Don't you want to call?
No.
Tip for you.
Then you will read it.
Okay, everyone, let's go.
My clients should be coming to me soon.
What do you think, alone?
The car was towed away. Went.
Hello, are you working?
Did you see a ghost?
It may be shocking at first.
Human stories are not so unique
as it may seem at first glance.
Do you know how many I've seen
who asked forgiveness from dead wives.
So, when this board
fills up, will they let me go?
Yes, when it's full.
But for this it is necessary that
clients followed the rules.
They always paid per call.
Is this outfit necessary?
Hey!
I actually still have some questions.
Vit, it�s painful to even look at.
Maybe you can wipe it yourself?
No, child labor ennobles.
- Hello.
- Oh, hello.
- Are you working?
- We're just waiting for you.
You see, they even washed the chandelier
for the first time for the first time.
Fathers are holy.
Nothing, but clean.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I said I couldn't handle it.
It's okay, Vit.
Keep working.
Let me compensate you at the expense of the establishment.
Well, you can figure it out for yourself.
Or maybe you have something
is there something human?
Some whiskey guy
decades, there, cognac?
Yeah, maybe you need a hookah
some fruit and we'll go to the hotel?
Listen, I probably came here
to die from a bullet, and
not from cheap alcohol.
How I love those who know what
wants, and who does not need to explain the rules.
Who are we calling?
For the dog.
To the dog?
For the dog.
Well, dog.
Was a family member, I want to talk to him.
How nice.
How can I translate for you from dog?
So let's call grandma Praskovya.
To whom?
Praskovya Fedorovna Lapshina.
She is hereditary
clairvoyant, died in May 2015.
And she told my
family, that I am under a curse.
I tried to remove it, but it didn't work.
So I want to call and
find out whether there is a shot or a misfire.
Are you kidding me?
Time has passed.
Hello, grandma. Hello, this is Alik.
I really need to know.
Is now a good time?
to buy dollars?
Or is it better to wait?
Stop calling me.
Okay, question then.
So you took money from people.
Why do you yourself never
Have you played the lottery or the casino?
You are clairvoyant after all.
I
everyone
deceived.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, she's swearing so much there
starts, I won't translate.
Okay, good luck.
Beloved old lady.
Wait, is this a prank?
was and are you going to shoot yourself now?
Well, yes.
ABOUT! Let's call Kharms, shall we?
Who is this, a children's writer?
What kind of child is he?
Daniil Ivanovich Ivachev, February 2, 42.
42 years old?
Oh, it's up there.
Is it really so important to talk to him?
My idol.
Who would you talk to about who is your idol?
I actually like Dora.
But she's alive, and I don't mean to call her.
Found it!
Daniil Ivanovich, hello. I'm from
future.
I just wanted to say that
after death you were rehabilitated.
Your works are very popular
They are published a lot and staged in the theater.
In St. Petersburg there is a huge
your portrait on the house.
Not
Maybe
be.
No, it's true.
And I'm just sincerely sorry that
it didn't happen in your lifetime.
In general, thank you.
Thank you.
Let's go for Kharms.
Are you calling again?
Quiet.
Who else?
We're calling Kolchak.
I wish you good health, Your Excellency.
Admiral, where is the empire's gold hidden?
What? With Russia.
What do you mean?
Is the monarchy back?
In a sense, yes.
Are you for the king?
With all my soul.
So what about gold?
Drowned.
Where?
In Baikal.
If you can get it, give it to the king.
I obey, Your Excellency.
No need!
Little one, why are you tense?
Oh wow, you're already a fortune teller, Kharms
They called some Kolchakov.
So why are you sad?
Get out of here already, that's enough
risking your life just like that.
Nice guy, really.
Listen, how many rounds of ammunition?
did you reach the maximum?
In my memory, up to five.
Survived?
Well, that is, essentially
there is a chance to break the record, right?
There is at least one percent
the likelihood that she will come to her senses.
At least half a percent.
As I told you earlier,
we can only support it
life support apparatus. But
statistics in such cases, say,
not on our side.
Just wait.
What to expect?
Euthanasia is prohibited in our country.
So just wait.
Streltsova Victoria Valerievna.
April 24, 1995.
This is the real reason.
And I was wondering whether you would decide or not.
Don't poison my soul.
Time has passed.
Hello.
How
You
cat?
I can't.
You just left me
and I became mad.
I don't really know what to do.
I
wanted
you
save.
Yours
parents
are right.
I
killed
you.
Live.
For real.
It won't work without you.
Time.
Let's pay.
With your luck you are definitely
you will become a bar record holder.
Give me a photo.
On the honor board.
Vitka, come with me, okay?
Come on, guys, have more fun.
Show me.
Shake it there.
SHOT.
Now I will find him.
You can congratulate me.
I have one client left.
One client.
That's all.
My contract with the bar will be fulfilled.
Will you come back to her?
To that girl from the photo
from the Fields of Miracles museum?
There is no way to return to her.
Is she the reason you ended up here?
I ended up here because of myself, Vitya.
And how? Did the bar help you?
The contract with this bar benefits only the bar.
Appeared.
I want to pay.
Go away, bitch!
Vit, I want you to know
if you're the last one
a line over there on that board,
It won't make me happy.
Just everyone who comes here
everyone lives in the past.
Alik, Olya, priest,
you're with your secret girlfriend.
There is no life in the past.
There is only death there.
And I want to live.
And mom would like it too.
Stop!
Andrey, give it here.
Vitya, have you gone crazy, or what?
What are you doing?
Is this the main one? You are in charge here.
I know your rules.
Let's do without shots today.
Interesting idea, but I'm afraid
We can't do without them.
Otherwise he won't get out of here.
I heard you and I can come to an agreement.
Have you ever needed advertising?
Are you an advertiser?
He's a policeman.
Policeman?
Vitya, shut up.
Just a minute.
Let me be your roof.
I will solve all problems.
You need a person in the police.
In the police?
Yes.
So we have no problems.
There is a liquor license.
Fire extinguisher.
There's even a book of complaints
They started it specifically because of Vitya.
In general, according to the contract, this is not for me.
This
There.
I will be your roof!
I'll help with the corpses!
No one will ever contact you!
First of all, screaming is not necessary.
The guys there can hear everything well.
Or maybe not guys.
Girls?
How should they respond?
If the phone is silent
And he is silent.
This means the proposal was rejected.
Well, everything is fine with us, really.
Fine, as they say.
Andrey, that's enough!
If you scratch the bar counter for me
Andrey, it doesn�t work like that!
They beat him a lot of times, and then
in the end they still shot!
Vitya!
The guy is right.
You're just wasting your time.
If there was a conversation
there must be a shot.
For the slow-witted.
There was a ding.
Need a bang.
It'll be a good shot for you.
No!
The bill has been paid.
Everything is fine. Let's go.
Here's the thing
payment did not go through.
The client did not consent.
I paid for everything voluntarily.
His consent is needed.
He has to live with it.
OK.
Vitya, give your consent and let�s go.
Oh, I recognize cop things.
Everything should be formalized retroactively.
No, that doesn't work here.
Your shot, your minute.
If you want, call Yagoda.
And to pay for it,
need one more.
And with his consent.
Tell him you agree.
No.
Agreement! Fast!
Vit, please.
I beg you.
Well, don't be an idiot, Vit.
This case was about an idiot.
Then a doctor of science came to me.
I wanted to find out the formula from my deceased colleague.
Found out.
Having thought about it.
You understand, right?
I won't let you shoot.
Vit.
Shut up!
Don't shut me up.
I spent so much time with him,
He is now like my own son.
Give him permission.
And let him finally shoot himself.
Let's.
No, I won't.
Everything happened because of me.
If you still die, then I will
I won�t forgive you for this at all.
Vit, no need.
What are you doing?
Fireworks in your honor.
Little you
lucky guy.
By the way, you have a paid minute.
Don't you want to call?
No.
Tip for you.
Then you will read it.
Okay, everyone, let's go.
My clients should be coming to me soon.
What do you think, alone?
The car was towed away. Went.
Hello, are you working?
Did you see a ghost?