Bros (2024) s01e06 Episode Script

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INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS
Excuse me, I didn't know
someone was in here, I knocked.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I really didn't mean to startle you.
Uh
You spilled something
over there on the carpet?
Oh, what, that?
Uh I'll vacuum it.
Replace the bag and leave it to me.
All right?
I can't, I'm
[crumpling bills]
Please, just just change the bag.
Yeah?
All right.
[quirky theme song playing]
BROS
[Nisso] I didn't get it.
I saw the maid's cart
outside the door and turned around.
Enjoying yourself?
Of course, it's nice.
And take a look at this crowd.
Check out the bombshell at two o'clock.
Why, man?
Come on. You want me
to ignore them or what?
You guys going to a wedding?
What are you wearing?
What's wrong with?
It's Europe, we're classy.
Are you kidding? Look at them.
They look like hotel employees
or a couple of waiters at a diner.
It's amazing.
Service is bad here
and the bartender's ignoring us.
Shall we go?
Where?
I don't know. Uh
Where, Nisso?
We could grab a drink, right?
We're going to have a few drinks.
So you wanna
-You wanna?
-They have plans, right?
Oh, yeah. We got to get going.
We met some other fans on the flight.
They were all from Ashdod.
They're a bunch of studs.
That's great.
Yeah, it is great.
Let's go, Pini.
What's with Nisso?
Too much talcum.
Wait, what?
-Talcum?
-Too much talcum?
Idiots.
Nisso. Put that thing away, okay?
It's Europe, dude.
Yeah, they have laws here too, bro.
Want to share a cell with a skinhead Nazi
when you drop the soap, dude?
Want a hit?
You're not driving, right?
Okay.
Can't let you smoke alone.
This way we get to share
the fascist in my cell.
Why did you say all that shit
about the guys from Ashdod?
Where'd you come up with that?
You drive me crazy.
Why do you take his shit?
You need to take back your pride,
show how strong you are.
You're like a lamb to the slaughter.
Come on, look who's talking.
Look, why don't you take your own advice
before dishing it out to everyone?
-I'm taking it, don't you worry, girl.
-Where's the proof?
What?
You've been sitting next to him
in the bleachers together for years.
Admit that you're into him.
Why are you embarrassed?
Shh! All right, that's enough.
This is Europe, why are you shouting?
I'm not sure he's the right one.
The right one?
What even is the right one?
Oh.
-First, love Beitar.
-Mm-hmm.
-Plus
-You don't get a plus.
I get what I want.
-Plus, he should
-Mm-hmm.
He really should be taller than me.
I don't want anyone
to mistake me for his daughter.
And the third thing I want
You heard me.
-I'm not trying to upset you.
-I get another plus.
He has to know how to actually listen.
He has to be able to hear you.
Not just himself.
Well, you've got two out of three already.
Number one and number two.
That's true.
But I care most about number three.
Yeah, good luck with that.
-Excuse me.
-Yeah?
Maybe you have arak?
What?
Eh
You know, the
uh, the bottle, uh
with the with the deer?
Hey, why didn't we stay at that place?
It was nice enough, right?
What, are you kidding?
That's a convalescent home.
You came all this way
to go to a tourist trap?
You know what I need?
A nice cold beer to quench
my thirst and, you know,
and a cozy place where we can have
a nice long chat, just you and me.
Just quiet and intimate.
Okay. I'll find us the perfect spot.
Okay? I promise.
[heavy metal band playing]
[indistinct chatter]
Well, how about that?
Friendly crowd.
You'd never find
a place like this in Israel.
I always like seeing cool stuff
we don't have back home.
Just take a look at that dance floor.
Good vibes, huh?
[rhythmic shouting]
They're happy.
Yeah.
-So I ate brown sugar, with a spoon.
-[Yaffit laughing]
-It was that demerara sugar.
-Demerara.
I'm gonna die because of a bad spliff.
-And then?
-It seemed like the computer typing.
What are you typing, dude?
I'm freaking.
Oh, God, that's so scary.
So I see what Yariv was searching for.
-What?
-"What do I do when the weed is dank?"
[laughing]
He asked what to do!
He thought Google would give him
an answer to that stupid fucking question!
-[man] I know!
-That's hilarious.
You guys are crazy.
Oh, my God, I'm done.
Hey. Guys, look.
They have a jukebox in there.
A jukebox, like the ones
in American diners.
We need music.
What do you want to hear, Rotem?
Some Pixies, if they have it.
-Pixies.
-The '60s, so much good stuff.
Listen, he's really hot, don't you think?
He's really into you.
God, he's so fine.
-Yaffit, that's enough.
-What? Look at him.
Oh, hey. You're here.
Everyone's gone.
I don't like hanging out alone.
Who's everyone?
Are we on a guided tour
or something like that?
Come on, don't go. Sit with us. It's fun.
No, forget him.
He wants to be with "everyone."
Well, it would be
a shame to sit around here.
I've never been here before.
I'm just curious.
The guy at reception told me
that there's some kind of fair.
Food stands, cool music.
Handcrafted art.
There's a schnitzel place.
You want to come along?
Like hell.
Come on, Yaffit. You don't want to?
[softly] I got you, girl.
You got what?
Come on, Nachum, okay?
Let's get out of here.
-Huh?
-Come on, get moving.
Just the two of us?
What? So am I not good enough?
Of course you are.
-[Rotem clears throat]
-After you.
[Yaffit drily] Mm-hmm.
[rock music playing]
[chuckles]
So it's just us?
Apparently.
[Nisso] So, Pini,
now that Yardena's leaving,
maybe we should take her place
and turn it into a club.
It's good timing
with her place burning down, right?
Act of God.
Act of God?
We'd have to jump on it now, you know.
If we're if we're short on money,
I could take out
a second mortgage on my house.
-You've got it all worked out, huh?
-No. We're talking about it.
You shouldn't mortgage
your parents' house.
What's your plan then?
You want to sit there and watch
Shraga Bar bleed us out of all we have?
Or do you have a different idea?
Hey, what do we always say?
In business, don't get emotional, right?
We can't make decisions from the heart.
We have to be rational. Know what I mean?
No.
Why don't we order some food?
Then we'll be nice and calm, yeah?
I'm calm.
What do you want to say? Go on, shoot.
I think we should just
keep an open mind, you know?
I don't know.
Well, I think before you get a loan
for 100 grand and risk it all,
because this is a tough business,
you should think it through.
Okay. So?
What if someone came along
and offered you 150,000?
Would you sell?
Who's someone? Huh? Adir?
Yeah.
He pitched to you?
No, no, I'm just asking you.
A hundred and 50 grand,
he could shove it up his mom's ass.
What's with all the insults and the drama?
Just take it easy, it's just us.
What's the big deal?
Ten years. We're an institution, man.
No amount of money is worth that to me.
-No amount?
-No amount.
Really? If someone were
to fork over a quarter of a million,
you wouldn't budge?
He said a quarter million?
No one said anything.
I'm talking to you.
So why are you obsessing?
Why does it matter anyway?
Are we selling the bar?
Let's get something to eat, okay?
Okay.
Look at this, it's all pork.
Why don't you take a good look here,
see if you can find something, vegetarian
or pizza with mushrooms, okay?
I gotta take a leak.
That's the problem
with these glasses here.
You wind up pissing
twice as much as you drink.
[Nachum] Uh to get to the fair,
we have to take this, uh
What's that street called?
Uh here, here.
You see?
There should be a statue at the end.
Yeah?
Hang on. Are you joking?
No, why?
This is Europe, you know.
There's a giant statue
at the end of every block.
Oh.
I mean, they have
more statues here than people.
[Nachum chuckles]
There's a sculptor who works at City Hall.
[both laugh]
I think we should have taken
a right at the hotel.
Guess we made a wrong turn.
You mean you don't do your homework
before you take a woman out on a date?
What?
[chuckles]
So we're on a date, then?
A woman and a man going out together
after leaving a hotel in a romantic mood?
Not to mention,
my dad isn't waiting up for me, right?
Get it? What else
would you call this, huh?
-You're right, huh?
-Hmm.
I was being dumb.
You're looking for the ladies' room, sir?
What?
Sorry, I I'm not from here.
I told you, dude.
If, uh if we find the fair
even if it costs me $50
I'm going to win you a teddy bear.
Are you for real?
Yeah.
[Yaffit giggles]
[man] Oh, snap.
Look at them.
I told you they were a couple.
Yaffit on guitar and Nachum on bass.
-All you need is Ringo on the drums.
-[friend laughs]
Shut up, shut up!
Hey, we're not together.
I'm just walking with him.
Why you messing with her?
Hey!
Get your asses the hell out of my sight
before I break both of you in half.
-Let's get out of here.
-All right, all right, let's go.
Why don't you just ignore them, Yaffit?
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I don't want to walk anymore.
I'm going back. Got it?
Uh, excuse me, maybe you have, uh, pizza?
What kind?
What kind?
We have pepperoni, devil fish, ham.
No, no ham. Ham, ham, not good.
Are you crazy?
Okay. Uh devil fish, really?
Devil fish?
Devil fish.
Is that really a Polish pizza topping?
What?
Uh, never mind.
Bring me pizza with devil fish.
Okay.
[phone beeps]
INCOMING MESSAGE:
ADIR SHRAGA BAR
570 IS THE LAST OFFER. IF YOU WAIT,
YOU WON'T SELL THE PLACE FOR 400.
Shit. That bastard lied right to my face.
DON'T MAKE THREATS HONEY.
WE'VE ALREADY CLOSED WITH
EMMANUEL ON TSAMERET BOUTIQUE.
WE'RE JUST FINE WITHOUT YOU,
MOVE ON.
[hip-hop in background]
Motherfuckers.
They're not there.
Neither of them?
I heard it from the bartender.
They're in Kraków for the game.
-What? Wait, he texted me from there?
-He got back to you?
It doesn't make sense, dude.
He asks me if we're interested,
then buys that place?
He's trying to play us.
[dancers laughing hysterically]
[bartender] There you go.
What is that?
You said pizza was fine, didn't you?
That pizza looks foul, man.
Yeah, right? Looks microwave.
Probably frozen from the store.
Just slapped some toppings
on it and brought it out.
You can't fool us like that.
Nasty.
What is it?
Whatever. I'm kind of hungry.
I think I gotta eat.
You don't have to have any.
I gotta have it.
Yeah, well, I should have some too.
Take the edge off.
-But it's vegetarian, right?
-Yeah.
You checking for bacteria?
What is this?
That thing, you know. Hmm.
What thing?
-Weird.
-Those little stems, the green ones.
They look like tiny trees? Hmm.
What, broccoli?
This isn't broccoli.
Doesn't look like broccoli,
doesn't taste like broccoli.
It's eucalyptus.
Eucalyptus? You say that
like they're olives or something.
Have you ever eaten eucalyptus
on a pizza?
It doesn't go with pizza.
I asked her for vegetables
and she said ham.
I told her, "No, no ham.
Ham isn't kosher."
I'm not an idiot. I mean, come on.
I know what ham is.
Then she went on about eucalyptus.
No not eucalyptus.
Devil fish. Yeah.
Devil fish is squid.
-What? No.
-It's not kosher, moron.
Wait, really?
Pini, hold on a sec.
Ugh
Wait a minute!
Pini! Wait up!
[Nisso groans]
What's with you?
Why are you being traumatic?
You had two bites, dude.
Piss off. You knew it wasn't kosher.
Would I lie to you about that, man?
Yeah. Why not?
Why not?
-Are you really calling me a liar?
-Aren't you?
You think I don't know
you burned down Tsameret?
It's time to cut the shit.
An investigator questioned me
in front of my wife.
-You think this is a game?
-Investigator? What are you talking about?
Nisso, I'm going to be a father.
Are you trying to land me in jail?
I'm done, okay?
You understand? I'm done.
You haven't been paying attention.
You keep getting me in trouble.
Ten years ago, you didn't know
what you wanted to do with your life.
I built my own little place
and I took you on 50-50 as a partner.
We shared it all.
Ten years you've made
a living at our place.
For God's sake, you met Alma there.
And this is the thanks I get?
I'm getting you in trouble?
How have I gotten you in trouble?
-These guys are Jews.
-[gang jeering]
[thug] Get up, dude!
Small guy behind you.
All right, one, two, three
Shit!
God damn it!
Get up, get up, get on 'em!
[gang shouting]
-There they are!
-Come on!
Come on, get 'em! Get 'em!
Run, motherfuckers!
Stay on 'em!
[gasping]
Wh where?
[groaning]
[motorcycles revving]
[gang barking]
Fuck off!
-It's an ambush.
-They know the town, we're screwed.
-What do we do?
-We have no choice.
Do you think that is a warm bath?
The fish freeze in that water.
It's August. It'll be all right, come on.
-We're not lambs going to the slaughter.
-What?
Go!
[screaming]
[chuckles]
We really have to go up these stairs?
Yeah, what can I say?
I just hate elevators.
-Wait, I can't believe it.
-What?
I can't remember my room number.
[chuckling]
What?
You're hammered.
What? You drank as much as I did.
-The room number is right on your card.
-Oh.
-Oh, shit.
-What?
I left it with Yaffit.
Come on, let's go to reception.
We'll wake someone.
Come on.
It's okay.
Why don't we just go to yours?
What was that?
We can find something
to drink in the mini bar.
[man] Tsahi, I'm gonna go grab us
some of that nice whiskey.
Oh, man.
You're having fun tonight?
Are you mad at me
for calling you guys a couple?
I was just kidding.
Well, I wasn't kidding
because we're not a couple.
[man] Of course not.
Who would go out with that jackass?
[Pini] Did you notice
they cleaned up our room?
Thank God she vacuumed up
all your cocaine.
There's chocolate.
Shot of whiskey? Might be nice.
I'm all right.
[Pini] Can you believe that?
That was wild.
A bunch of Neo Nazis
going after us in Poland.
God damn. Some thing's never change.
Am I right?
You're a hypocrite, you know that?
A hypocrite?
I don't get what you're
You're just attacking me,
that's how you want to apologize?
Wait, I owe you an apology?
Don't you think?
Don't you think
you ought to say something?
Come on, Nisso. What?
You lie to me and suddenly
you're acting like a victim?
[scoffs] You just have no shame, do you?
Huh?
Even when you go behind my back
and make some bullshit deal with Adir?
What the hell happened to us?
[door opens]
[closes]
[rhythmic ballad playing]
[phone ringing]
[phone dialing]
No, no, no. You're crazy.
Why do you keep doing that?
-[falsetto straining]
-You're gonna regret it.
-[Rotem screams] I told you!
-Oh, my God!
[Rotem] Oh, my God.
-[man] Wait, wait, wait.
-Come on.
Wait, wait.
I gotta change my shirt.
Hold on a second.
Oh, man.
that's planted in my chest ♪
Its roots are at my feet ♪
I walk so it won't rest ♪
Oh, oh, oh ♪
Baby, I am lost ♪
I said, oh, oh, oh ♪
Baby, I am lost ♪
I try to push the colors ♪
Through a prism back to white ♪
To sync our different pulses ♪
Into a blinding light ♪
And if love is not the key ♪
If love is not a key ♪
I hope that I can find ♪
A place where it could be ♪
[quirky theme music playing]