Martin Mystery (2003) s01e06 Episode Script

so joe green checking in from station 9942 looks like we're ready to reopen i'm bringing her back home earth mystery of the vanishing hi diana oh hey hunter
here let me get those for you but but nothing after showing me around campus this morning carrying your books is the least i could do actually hunter i was trying to put my
books in my locker oh in that case i better leave you alone before i do any real damage but we're still on for 3 30 right wouldn't miss it for the world what's the deal die you look all goofy i
don't do goofy martin i do amused and hunter barrington just happens to make me laugh the new guy oh please he's been around for what like four hours you don't even
know him what's to know he's smart cute funny and we've got a date a date where's he taking you the library no way you actually fell for the old help me with my homework
it's not like that martin i'm just catching him up on his calculus and who knows he might end up helping me the sitter wonder where it's coming from thanks job i think hey guys
so uh marty what's the word from the dating scene scored any digits broken any hearts actually i've temporarily put my pursuit of happiness aside so i can protect diana from the ultimate con man
hunter is not a con man he's a renaissance man the perfect mix of brawn beauty and brains oh yeah we'll prove it proof this clown isn't just using you for your calculus skills you want proof
fine i'll have billy do a background check on him then you'll see that hunter's a genius and you'll eat your words good afternoon good afternoon agents moms allow me to introduce my clone mom too
now i'll literally be able to be in two places at the same time hello and now for your assignment today you're going to boston to investigate the disappearance of a
subway train as well as its conductor joe green his latest radio transmission was a horrifying scream so far there are no leads hmm maybe we're looking at a simple heist
oh yeah it's really simple to steal an entire train diana okay wonder boy what's your theory the train's going down the track which is really well suddenly it hydrate planes and speeds
out of control then it breaks through the space-time continuum right into the fourth dimension boston now martin mystery hi there i'm martin mystery secret agent extraordinaire
so the train entered the tunnel and it just vanished that's right sounds pretty strange has anything like this ever happened before quite a few workers have gone missing over the years maybe they
just walked off the job well that's what management says of course with the whole eloise disappearance i tend to doubt it eloise disappearance hello i'm on my way uh there's been a
breakdown i'll have to catch up with you later oh great just when we're getting somewhere hey where are you going so look for clues something tells me they're not gonna be on this boring
platform but we can't just go rushing into a dark tunnel we need to formulate a plan hmm hmm martin java hey wait for me guys are you here diana diana help me martin are you okay diane
help me with my homework i'm fine but the stupid track is all uneven that's because it's melted and look there's some sort of residue slime scan selected analyzing data sample is volcanic ash
predating game period no way you know what this means there's been a pre-cambrian eruption down here a pre-cambrian eruption that's a little far-fetched don't you think let's move is everyone okay
okay as i can be considering i was just in boston and now i'm who knows where uh-huh okay three creepy moons are converging above us that can't be a good thing hmm billy billy can you hear me
i guess we're out of range oh great now not only are we lost in space i missed my chance to ask about hunter diana lombard i can't believe you got boys on your mind at a time like this whoa check out
guess now we know who eloise is look at all this stuff it's incredible it must have got sucked through the same time portal we did picture joe green's conductor badge that means
he was here only question is where is he now hello there and welcome i'm mrs appleby boy are we glad to see you yeah we were beginning to think we were the only ones here uh
where are we exactly we'll get to that later right now let's feed you you must be famished from your journey hmm i sure hope you folks are hungry my wife's the best cook around
around i made my special pot roast candied yams and green peas now whose tummy can i temp first java's tummy um around where exactly i'd really like to know where we've landed
what makes the rose so special martin are the secret ingredients you don't say uh martin a little help here ah earth to martin don't you have any questions you'd like to ask the applebees uh
uh yeah yeah i have a question do you mind if i take your daughter on the date oh i'm afraid we don't allow marsha to date after all she's only 16. now that's enough chatting at the table it's time
to put away our words and pick up our forks everyone dig in hmm uh oh god we've been asleep for hours in this completely freaky place but how did we get here i mean last thing i
remember i was flirting with marsha and eating pot roast roast i have a feeling our impromptu catnap has something to do with mrs applebee's secret ingredients now come
on we've got to get out of here okay okay don't get tied in a knot first let's have a look around we might be able to find some clues javascript happy sweet 16 marsha
is it me is there something very weird about this picture martin it's dated 1962 which means marsha hasn't aged in 40 years okay i've heard of miracle cream but that's ridiculous
and her parents haven't aged either it's like it's like the whole family stuck in the 60s that would explain their ultra-strict dating policy let's see what else we can find
look train tickets from 1962 and it's not just any train let me guess the applebee's were passengers on eloise bingo it's the train tunnel all over again help me actually i think it's worse than the
train tunnel let's bolt it's locked from the outside help me drive my help hurry they're getting away sweet right now we've got to find that guy you mean the guy that's being dragged
away by the evil applebees and their deranged daughter this way oh the trail's cold we're on raw please and now it's hot again come on why does stepping into this black hole
not seem like the right thing to do please no don't do this joe green the missing conductor we gotta save martin wait i sure hope you're hungry i don't have to tell you my wife's the best cook around
who are they talking to i don't know but i so don't want to find out what was that sounded like another pre-cambrian eruption no eruption roast java eat too much i think we have uninvited visitors
great now what looks like the only way out is up there's nothing down there except oblivion that's it we've got to get out of this nightmare i'm afraid that won't be possible
ungrateful guests like you need to be punished think again i'm afraid your rude behaviors made zuke very angry and after all our hard work to keep him happy oh well you'll get what you deserve
now applebee's who's ready for pie me could someone please tell me what's going on we're about to find out you want activated legend x selected according to legend zuk's a babylonian dragon he's been
living off the life force of human beings for thousands of years that would explain why he sucked in all those train workers and the passengers from eloise eloise as in the train that
disappeared in 62 the very same apparently the applebee's were on board he must have made quite the deal with old zuk he sucks his victims in through his magic portal and serves them up
yep once a month when the three moons of his dimension converge it's supper time java please tell me that's your stomach not java soup ah you want activated now all we gotta do is stay off the menu
for a few more minutes if zook doesn't get his dinner he's got no life force and this parties go jabba you next here goes nothing you want to eat something eat this i gotcha
i can't hold on you've got to just for a few more seconds now reach up with your other hand and grab my sleeve got it oh oh nice catch you were right martin without a life
force to feed on zuke totally turned on himself yep his thousand-year feeding frenzy is finally over excellent work agents yes congratulations on a job well done everything was so perfect until you
came along for you maybe think he might have a different take on things joe green checking in from station 9942 looks like we're ready to reopen and now the moment we've all been waiting for
the moment when martin eats his words hey hmm hunter barrington let's see top of his class since birth expert and calculus total brainiac i knew it he's perfect but wait huh there's more
he's also got a lot of talent juggling apparently when i called him a clown i wasn't off the mark hunter's a graduate of the little big top fool school i thought he was a bit overly coordinated
the reason he amuses you is because he's actually a circus performer don't be so hard on yourself sis it could still work out hunter could help you juggle your busy schedule
now that's what i call amusing you